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121 The One With The Fake Monica

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简介:本文档为《121 The One With The Fake Monicadoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithTheFakeMonicaScene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneislookingatpapersJoey:HowcouldsomeonegetaholdofyourcreditcardnumberMonica:IhavenoideaButlookhowmuchtheyspent!Rachel:Monica,wouldyoucalmdownThecreditcardpeoplesaidthatyouonlyhavetopayforthestuffthatyouboughtMonica:IknowIt'sjustsuchrecklessspendingRoss:Ithinkwhensomeonestealsyourcreditcard,they'vekindofalreadythrowncautiontothewindChandler:Wow,whatageekTheyspent$onaWonderMopMonica:That'smePhoebe:Oh!Theyuk!Ross,he'sdoingitagain!(Pointstoalampwhichisshakingbehindthesofa)Ross:Marcel,stophumpingthelamp!Stophumping!NowMarcel,comeback(MarcelrunstowardRachel'sroom)comehere,MarcelRachel:Ohno,notinmyroom!I'llgethimMonica:Ross,you'vegottodosomethingaboutthehumpingRoss:WhatIt's,it'sjustaphaseChandler:Well,that'swhatwesaidaboutJoeyRoss:WouldyouallrelaxIt'snotthatbigadealRachel:(Outofshot)Stopit!Marcel!Badmonkey!Ross:WhatRachel:Let'sjustsaymyCuriousGeorgedollisnolongercuriousOpeningCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,lateatnightMonicaisstillexaminingherbillasRachelemergesfromherroomRachel:Oh,MonicaYouarenotstillgoingoverthatthingMonica:Thiswoman'slivingmylifeRachel:WhatMonica:She'slivingmylife,andshe'sdoingitbetterthanme!Lookatthis,lookShebuysticketsforplaysthatIwannaseeShe,shebuysclothesfromstoresthatI'mintimidatedbythesalespeopleShespentthreehundreddollarsonartsuppliesRachel:You'renotanartistMonica:Yeah,wellImightbeifIhadthesupplies!Imean,IcoulddoallthisstuffOnlyIdon'tRachel:Oh,Monica,c'mon,youdocoolthingsMonica:OhreallyOkay,let'scompare,shallweRachel:(Yawning)Oh,it'ssolatefor'Shallwe'Monica:DoIgohorsebackridingintheparkDoItakeclassesattheNewSchoolRachel:(Yawning)NoooMonica:Thisissounfair!She'sgoteverythingIwant,andshedoesn'thavemymotherScene:CentralPerk,JoeyandChandlerarediscussingstagenamesChandler:HowaboutJoeyPepponiJoey:No,stilltooethnicMyagentthinksIshouldhaveanamethat'smoreneutralChandler:JoeySwitzerland(Thewaitressbringstheircoffee)Joey:Plus,y'know,IthinkitshouldbeJoeY'know,JoeymakesmesoundlikeI'm,Idunno,thisbig(Waitresslooksathimfunny)WhichI'mnotChandler:JoeJoeJoeStalinJoey:StalinStalindoIknowthatnameItsoundsfamiliarChandler:Well,itdoesnotringabellwithmeJoey:(Writesitdown)JoeStalinY'know,that'sprettygoodChandler:MightwannatryJoseph(Joeyvisiblythinks'Ofcourse!'andwritesitdown)Joey:JosephStalinIthinkyou'drememberthat!Chandler:Ohyes!ByeByeBirdie,starringJosephStalinJosephStalinistheFiddlerontheRoofScene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaisthereasPhoebeandRachelenterRachel:HeyPhoebe:HeyMonica:Hi(Onthephone)Hi,uh,yes,thisisMonicaGellerUm,IbelieveI'mtakingsomeclasseswithyouandIwaswonderingwhattheywerePhoebe:WhatareyoudoingMonica:(Hushesher)Alright,greatThanksalot(Hangsup)I'mgoingtotapclassRachel:What,what,sothatyoucandancewiththewomanthatstoleyourcreditcardMonica:Thiswoman'sgotmylife,IshouldgettoseewhosheisRachel:Gotothepostoffice!I'msureherpicture'sup!Okay,Monica,y'knowwhat,honey,you'rekindalosingithere!Imean,thisisreallybecominglikeaweirdobsessionthingPhoebe:ThisismadnessIt'smadness,Itellyou,fortheloveofGod,Monica,don'tdoit!!ThankyouScene:ATapClass,thegirlsarestandingatthedoorMonica:Whatd'youthinkPhoebe:Lotsathings(Theygoinandsitdown)Rachel:Whichonedoyouthinksheis(Theteachercomesuptothem)Teacher:MayIhelpyouMonica:Oh,nothanks,we'rejustheretoobserveTeacher:Youdon'tobserveadanceclassYoudanceadanceclassSpareshoesareoverthereRachel:WhatdoesshemeanPhoebe:Ithinkshemeans(Imitates)'Youdanceadanceclass'Oh,c'mon,c'mon(Theyputonsomespareshoes)Monica:Okay,d'y'seeanybodyyouthinkcouldbemeTeacher:(Totheclass)People!LasttimethereweresomeemptyyoghurtcontainerslyingaroundafterclassLet'snothavethathappenagain!Rachel:Shecouldbeyou(Musicstarts)Teacher:Let'sgetstartedFive,six,afivesixseveneight(EveryonestartstodanceinunisonMonicaflounders)Monica:Okay,I'mnotgettingthis!Phoebe:(Dancinginaswirly,Phoebekindofway)I'mtotallygettingit!Monica:Didyoueverfeellikesometimesyouarejustsounbelievablyuncoordinated(Racheltapsintoviewsheisinperfectsyncwiththerestoftheclass)Rachel:WhatYoujustclickwhentheyclickTeacher:Alrightpeople,noweveryonegrabapartner(ThegirlsareunsurehowtopairoffPhoebesettlesit)Phoebe:OkayAnd,my,dead,mother,says,you,are,itI'mwithRachelMonica:GreatIt'sgymclassalloveragainPhoebeandRachel:AwwTeacher:Wellthat'sallright,youcancomeuptothefrontanddancewithmeMonica:Whydon'tIjusttakeoffmyclothesandhaveanightmare(ShestartstowalkveryslowlytowardthefrontoftheroomTheteachergrabsherhandandpullsherSuddenlyawomanburstsin)Woman:It'sokay,it'sokay,I'mhere,I'mhereSorryI'mlate,okay,hereIamWho'sthenewtensegirlTeacher:She'syourpartnerWoman:HiI'mMonicaMonica:OhMonica!HiI'mMonanaWoman:(FakeMonica)MonanaMonica:YeahIt'sDutchFakeMonica:You'rekidding!IIspentthreeyearsinAmsterdam(AskshersomethinginDutch)Monica:Um,PennsylvaniaDutchTeacher:Andwe'redancingAfive,six,seven,eightScene:CentralPerk,RossisenteringRoss:(Mortified)HiChandlerandJoey:HeyJoey:Where'veyoubeenRoss:AtthevetChandler:She'snotgonnamakeyouwearoneofthosebigplasticcones,issheRoss:ShesaysMarcel'shumpingthing'snotaphaseApparentlyhe'sreachedsexualmaturityJoey:(ToChandler)Hey!HebeatyaRoss:Shesaysastimegoeson,he'sgonnastartgettingagressiveandviolentChandler:SowhatdoesthismeanRoss:I'mgonnahavetogivehimupCommercialBreakScene:CentralPerk,scenecontinuedfromearlier TheyguysaresittingthereliketheThreeMonkeysJoey:Ican'tbelieveit,RossThissucks!Chandler:Idon'tgetit,Imean,youjustgothimHowcanhebeanadultalreadyRoss:IknowIknowImean,oneday,he'sthislittlething,andbeforeyouknowit,he'sthislittlethingIcan'tgetoffmylegJoey:Isn'tthereanywayyoucankeephimRoss:No,noThevetsaysunlesshe'sinaplacewherehehasregularaccesstosomemonkeylovin,'he'sjustgonnagetviciousI'vejustgottagethimintoazooJoey:HowdoyougetamonkeyintoazooChandler:Iknowthatone!No,that'sPopesintoaVolkswagenRoss:Well,we'reapplyingtoalotofthemNaturallyourfirstchoicewouldbeoneofthebiggerstatezoos,y'know,like,uh,SanDiegorightButthatmightjustbeapipedream,because,y'know,he'soutofstateUh,myvet,uh,knowssomeoneatMiami,sothat'sapossibilityChandler:Yeah,butthat'sliketwoblocksawayfromthebeachImean,it'satotalpartyzoo(Phoebe,Monica,andRachelenters)Phoebe:HeyWefoundher,wefoundthegirlChandler:WhatJoey:DidyoucallthecopsRachel:NopeWetookhertolunchChandler:AhYourownbrandofvigilantejusticeRoss:What!AreyouinsaneThiswomanstolefromyouShestoleShe'sastealerMonica:Y'knowwhatAfteryou'rewiththiswomanforliketenminutes,youforgetallthatImean,sheisthisastoundingperson,withthis,withthisamazingspiritRoss:Yeah,whichsheprobablystolefromsomecheerleaderChandler:Takeofftheirhats!Phoebe:PopesinaVolkswagen!IlovethatjokeScene:MonicaandRachel's,Monica,RachelandFakeMonicaarethereRachel:NowayNowaydidyoudothisFakeMonica:MonanawasverybraveMonica:ItwassowildWetoldthemweweretheGunnersensinroomsixfifteenOnlytofindouttheBostonCelticshadtakenovertheentiresixthfloor!FakeMonica:Sooncetheycaughtontothefactthatwe're,y'know,shortandhavebreastsMonica:Theythrewusout!Iwasthrownoutofahotel!Me!Rachel:GoMonana!Well,youladiesarenottheonlyoneslivingthedreamIgettogopourcoffeeforpeopleIdon'tknowDon'twaitup(Exits)FakeMonica:Oh,bytheway,tomorrowwe'reauditioningforaBroadwayshowMonica:'ScusemeFakeMonica:There'sanopencallforCatsI'mthinkingwegodownthere,singMemoriesandmakecompletefoolsofourselvesWhaddyasayMonica:NonononononoThinkwhoyou'redealingwithhereImean,I'mnotlikeyouIIcan'tevenstandinfrontofatapclassFakeMonica:Well,that'sjustprobably'causeofyourAmishbackgroundMonica:WhatFakeMonica:Well,you'rePennsylvaniaDutch,rightMonica:RightTillIboughtablowdryer,thenIwasshunnedFakeMonica:IIusedtobejustlikeyouAndthenonedayIsawamoviethatchangedmylifeDidyoueverseeDeadPoets'SocietyMonica:UhhuhFakeMonica:IthoughtthatmoviewassoincrediblyboringImean,thatthingattheendwherethekidkillshimselfbecausehecan'tbeintheplayWhatwasthat!It'slike,kid,waitayear,leavehome,dosomecommunitytheatreIwalkedoutofthereandIthought,'Now,that'stwohoursofmylifethatI'mnevergettingback'AndthatthoughtscaredmemorethanalltheothercrapIwasafraidtodoMonica:WowThenIwoulddefinitelynotrecommendMrsDoubtfireScene:MonicaandRachel's,tiemlapse EveryonebutJoeyandMonicaarethereRoss:(Readingletters)OhGod(ToMarcel)Wedidn'tgetintoScranton(Totheothers)ThatwaslikeoursafetyzooTheytakelikedogsandcowsSeeIdon'tknowwhothisisharderon,meorhimPhoebe:I'dsaythatchair'stakingthebruntRoss:Marcel!Marcel!Marcel,no!GoodboySee,howcannobodywanthimRachel:Oh,somebodywillJoey:(entering)YouknowtherealreadyisaJosephStalinChandler:You'rekiddingJoey:ApparentlyhewasthisRussiandictatorwhoslaughteredallthesepeopleYou'dthinkyouwould'veknownthat!Chandler:Y'know,you'dthinkIwould'veJoey:PhoebeWhaddyouthinkagoodstagenameformewouldbePhoebe:FlameBoyScene:CentralPerk,RossistalkingtoDrBaldhara,azookeeperRoss:WhereexactlyisyourzooDrBaldhara:Well,it'stechnicallynotazooperse,it'smoreofaninteractivewildlifeexperienceLetmeaskyousomequestionsabout,isit,uh,MarcelRoss:YesDrBaldhara:Doeshe,uh,fightwithotheranimalsRoss:Nono,he's,he'sverydocileDrBaldhara:EvenifhewerecorneredRoss:WellI,Idon'tknowWhyDrBaldhara:Uh,howisheathandlingsmallobjectsRoss:Hecanholdabanana,ifthat'swhatchameanDrBaldhara:Howaboutahammer,orasmallbladeRoss:WhywhywhywouldheneedabladeDrBaldhara:Well,ifhe'supagainstajunglecatorananimalwithhorns,you'vegottogivethelittleguysomethingOtherwiseit'sjustcruel(ChandlerandJoeyburstin,withMarcel)ChandlerandJoey:Hehehegotin,hehegotintoSanDiegoJoey:We,wecomebackfromourwalkandthethephonewasringingChandler:He'sinRoss:He'sin!Oh,didyouhearthat,MarcelSanDiegoSanDiego!DrBaldhara:You'remakingabigmistakehereImean,SanDiego'sallwellandgood,butifyougivehimtome,I'llstarthimoffagainstablindrabbitandgiveyoutwentypercentofthegainsScene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelisdustingShecomestothetable,liftsallthemagazinesandwipesunderthem,thenjustputsthemdownagainMonicaburstsin,obviouslydrunkMonica:Yohooo!Rachel:Wherethehell'veyoubeenMonica:MonicaandIjustcrashedanembassypartyRachel:Areyoudrunk!Monica:Noooo!(Comescloserandwhispers)I'mlyingIamsodrunkRachel:OhGod,ohGreat,Monica,y'knowwhat,youcould'vecalled,Ihavebeenuphere,I'vebeenworried(Monicaisdrinkingfromthetap)Rachel:MonicaMonica!Monica:Waterrules!Rachel:Yes,yes,itdoesOkay,look,therestaurantcalled,theywannaknowifyou'regonnabeshowingupforworkMonica:NopeGoingtotheBigAppleCircustodayRachel:OkayMonica,whatareyoudoingYou'regonnaloseyourjob!Thisisnotyou!Monica:No,itisme!Y'know,I'mnotjustthepersonwhoneedstofluffthepillowsandpaythebillsassoonastheycomein!Y'know,whenI'mwithher,IamsomuchmorethanthatI'mI'mMonana!(ThephoneringsandRachelanswers)Rachel:HelloYes,sheis,holdonasecond,pleaseMonana,it'sforyou,thecreditcardpeopleMonica:HellooooYeahOhmyGodThanksRachel:WhatMonica:They'vearrestedMonicaScene:NewYorkCityDepartmentofCorrection,MonicaisvisitingFakeMonicaMonica:HiFakeMonica:HeyMonica:HowareyouFakeMonica:I'mnottoobadFortunately,blue'smycolourHowhowdidyouknowIwashereMonica:BecauseI'mMonicaGellerItwasmycreditcardyouwereusingFakeMonica:ThatIwasnotexpectingMonica:Iwantyoutoknow,itwasn'tmewhoturnedyouinFakeMonica:OhThanksMonica:No,thankyou!Youhavegivenmesomuch!Imean,ifitwasn'tforyou,IwouldneverhavegottentosingMemoriesonthestageattheWintergardenTheater!FakeMonica:Well,actually,youonlygottosing'Memo'Monica:Ijustcan'tbelieveyou'reinhereImean,whatamIgonnadowithoutyouWho'sgonnacrashtheembassypartieswithmeWho'sgonnatakemetotheBigAppleCircusFakeMonica:Monica,Istartedmydaybypeeinginfrontoftwentyfiveotherwomen,andyou'reworriedaboutwho'sgonnatakeyoutotheBigAppleCircusMonica:Well,notworried,justwonderingFakeMonica:There'snothingtowonderabout,MonicaYou'regonnagobacktobeingexactlywhoyouwere,becausethat'swhoyouareMonica:NotnecessarilyFakeMonica:Yesnecessarily!Imean,Idunnowhatitis,maybeit'stheAmishthingMonica:Um,I'mnotactuallyAmishFakeMonica:ReallyThenwhyareyoulikethatScene:TapClass,MonicaisstandingbythedoorTeacher:YoubythedoorInoroutMonica:In(ShejoinsinthedancingShestillflounders)Teacher:Youintheback,you'regettingitallwrong!Monica:Yeah,butatleastI'mdoingit!Scene:TheAirport,everyonebutMonicaistheretoseeoffMarcelPA:ThisisthefinalboardingcallforflighttoSanDiego,boardingatgateAPhoebe:OkayGoodbye,littlemonkeyguyAlright,IwroteyouthispoemOkay,butdon'teatit'tillyougetontheplaneRoss:AwwThankyou,AuntPhoebePhoebe:Oh!Chandler:Okay,bye,champNow,Iknowthere'sgonnabealotofbabesinSanDiego,butremember,there'salsoalottolearnJoey:Idunnowhattosay,RossUh,it'samonkeyRoss:Just,justsaywhatyoufeelJoey:Marcel,I'mhungryRoss:ThatwasgoodRachel:(BringsMarcelateddybear)Marcel,thisisforyouIt's,uh,just,y'know,somethingto,um,doontheplaneRoss:Uh,ifyouguysdon'tmind,I'dliketotakeamoment,justmeandhimAll:Oh,sureSure,absolutely(Theyjuststandthere,thenrealisewhathemeansandgototheotherendoftheroom)Ross:Marcel,c'mere,c'mere(HesitsdownandMarceljumpsdownandsitsbesidehim)Wellbuddy,thisisitThere'sjustacouplathingsIwanttosayI'mreallygonnamissyou,andI'mnevergonnaforgetaboutyouYou'vebeenmorethanjustapettome,you'vebeenmorelikeabe(Marcelclimbsdownandstartshumpinghisleg)Okay,Marcel,please,couldyouleavemylegaloneCouldyoujuststophumpingmefortwoseconds!Marcel,wouldokay,justtakehimawayJusttakehim(Marcelisputinacageandtakenaway)ClosingCreditsScene:ATheater,thereisacastingsessiongoingonforaplayActor:(Verymelodramatically,andverybadly)Oh,thatIwereagloveuponthathand,thatImighttouchthycheekCastingDirectorNo:That'sfine,thankyouCastingDirectorNo:Next(Joeywalksonstage)Joey:Hi,uh,I'llbereadingfortheroleofMercutioCastingDirectorNo:NameJoey:HoldenMcGroinEnd假莫妮卡怎有人知道你的信用卡号码我也不知道你看他们花了多少钱摩妮卡冷静一下好吗信用卡的人说你只须付你所买的东西我知道他真是挥霍无度我想他偷去你的信用卡时根本就已忘了王法真是个变态花了•元买”神奇拖把”我买的真的它又来马修别再侵犯那盏灯了马修回来…不又到我房里了我去抓它出来罗斯你得想办法阻止什么这只是个阶段我们当时也是这么说乔伊的你们冷静点行吗这又没什么了不起马修停坏猴子又怎么了我只能说我的好奇乔治玩偶不再好奇摩妮卡你还是无法释怀这女人过着我的生活什么她过着我的生活而且过得比我好看她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏她买的衣服是我早就想买的她花了三百块买艺术用品你又不是艺术家如果有艺术用品我或许已是个艺术家我本来可以的只是现在不是导演:盖尔曼库索摩妮卡别泄气你做的工作很酷真的我们来做比较好吗现在说”好吗”有点太迟了我到过公园骑马吗我在新学校上过课吗没有这太不公平了她拥有我想要的一切而且她没有我妈乔依帕波尼如何不好太有种族意味了我的经纪人认为我该取个中立一点的名字乔伊瑞士而且我应该就是乔乔伊让我感觉…这么大我不是乔…乔斯大林斯大林我认识这名字吗听得很熟悉我没印象乔斯大林这名字很好或许你想试试乔瑟夫乔瑟夫斯大林我好像记得这个名字”别了鸟儿”乔瑟夫斯大林主演”屋顶上的提琴手”中的乔瑟夫史达林对我是摩妮卡格勒我想有在你们那里上课我想知道是哪些课你在干什么太好了谢谢我要去上踢踏舞课这样你就可以和偷你信用卡的人一起上课这女人偷走了我的生活我应该去看看她是何方神圣去邮局看我想她的照片会公布的摩妮卡你有点失去理智了你被这件事所完全操控这叫疯狂上帝保佑摩妮卡别这么做谢谢你们怎么认为很多你认为是哪一个我能帮你们什么吗我们是来参观的舞蹈课不是参观来的舞蹈课来跳舞的那儿有舞鞋什么意思我想她是叫我们进去跳真的好吧有看见我的分身吗各位上回有人在教室留下酸乳空瓶希望别再发生那种事她可能是你开始吧我跟不上我完全融人你不会觉得自己有时毫无协调感吗怎么了只要他们踢的时候你踢就是了各位找个舞伴我死去的妈说就是你我和瑞秋这下可好体育课的旧事又重演了无所谓你过来和我一起跳我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦没关系我来了抱歉我迟到我来了那个紧张的新人是谁你的舞伴我叫摩妮卡摩妮卡我叫摩娜娜摩娜娜对是荷兰人的名字你在开玩笑吧我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年我是宾州的荷兰人开始吧你上哪儿去了我刚从兽医回来她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧她说马修乱性不是暂时的显然它已性成熟嘿,它找过你呢她说它会越来越暴力侵略性越强这代表什么我们不能再养它了我真不敢相信这真是太扯了我不懂你才刚养它它怎会突然性成熟我知道之前它只是个小东西不知不觉中它就紧抓住我的腿不放你没有任何办法再饲养它吗没办法她说除非有个地方让它获得正常的猴爱它会变得愈来愈残暴我得将它送到动物园你如何把它送进动物园我知道不那是教皇进入福斯汽车我们到处申请当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑比方说圣地牙哥动物园那可能只是遥不可及的梦想因为它在加州兽医说她认识迈阿密的朋友或许有可能那儿似乎离海滩只有两条街一定是个疯狂动物园我们找到她了你们喊警察了吗没有我们和她吃午餐你们自己的”自治正义”你疯了那女人偷了你的东西她是个小偷和这女人相处十分钟后你就会把这些全忘了她简直是奇女子振奋人心她可能是从某位啦啦队队员那儿偷来的脱下他们的帽子福斯车上的教皇我喜欢这个笑话不可能你不可能这么做摩娜娜相当勇敢真是太疯狂了我说我们是房的冈氏姐妹结果波士顿塞尔提克已包下整个六楼他们知道我们又矮又有胸部时他们就把我们轰出来我被轰出饭店我干得好摩娜娜不是只有你们活在梦中我得去为我不认识的人倒咖啡不用等我了对了明天我们要去参加百老汇的试演什么”猫”剧还有一个缺额我想我们可以去唱”回忆”让自己当个傻子如何不记得你身旁的人是谁我和你不一样我连站在踢踏舞教室前都有困难因为你有阿米许的血统什么你不是宾州荷兰人吗对直到我买了吹风机被逐出村里我过去也和你一样有一天我看了出改变我人生的电影看过春风化雨吗我认为这电影实在是太…无聊了那孩子在电影的结局时自杀只因他无法演出话剧这是在干什么他再等一年离家到社区话剧团去走出电影院时我想我这逝去两小时的生命永远不再回这想法震惊了我从此我便及时行乐那么我不敢推荐”窈充奶爸”了上帝我们进不了斯克兰顿了那是我们最后的选择他们连狗和牛都收我不懂是我还是它比较难受我想应该椅子最可怜马修…不乖为何没人要它一定有人会要的早就有人叫乔瑟夫斯大林了开什么玩笑显然他是屠杀各种民族的俄国独裁者你怎么会不知道是啊菲此你认为我该取什么艺名火焰男孩你的动物园在哪儿就技术上而言不算是动物园而是一种互动式野生动物体验我想请教你几个问题我想请教你几个问题它会和其他动物打架吗不会的它非常温驯如果被逼进角落里去时呢我不知道干嘛问它掌控小东西的能力为何它会拿香蕉如果你是这意思的话铁槌或小刀呢为什么为何要小刀面对狮虎或有角的动物你得拿些东西给它自我防卫否则就太残忍了它能去圣地牙哥了什么我们散步回来声见电话铃响然后它就录取了听见没马修是圣地牙哥你大错特错了圣地牙哥环境良好没错如果你把它交给我我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入你到底跑哪儿去了我和摩妮卡刚跑去参加大使馆舞会你喝醉了才没有呢骗你的我醉醺醺的摩妮卡你该打通电话回来的我一直在家里担心你摩妮卡好过瘾没错餐厅今天又来电了他们想知道你还要不要去上班不去我今天要去大苹果马戏团摩妮卡你在干什么你快丢掉工作了你变了不这正是我我不只是那种必须拍松枕头帐单一来立刻去缴款的人和她在一起我就超越了那种人我是摩娜娜对她在等等摩娜娜你的电话信用卡公司打来的是吗天那谢谢怎么了他们已逮到摩妮卡你好吗不太糟幸好我喜欢蓝色你怎会知道我在这儿因为我是摩妮卡格勒你用的是我的信用卡真是没想到我想让你知道去报案的人不是我谢谢你你带给我太多了如果不是你我就不可能在冬园剧场唱”回忆”老实说你只开口唱了"回"而已我不敢相信你会在这儿失去你我该怎么办谁会和我去大使馆宴会谁带我去大苹果马戏团摩妮卡我在一堆女人面前尿尿展开一天的生活你却担心没人带你去看马戏不是担心只是怀疑没什么好怀疑的你继续做你自己因为那才是真正的你那没必要呀那很必要我不知道是为什么或许和你是阿米许人有关我不是阿米许人真的为何你那么怪门旁的那个加不加入加人后面的你完全跳错了至少我在跳这是飞往圣地牙哥班机最后一次的登机通知请在A门登机再见了小猴子我写了一首诗给你上飞机后才能吃谢谢你菲此阿姨再见了我知道圣地牙哥那儿你将有许多漂亮美眉记得要学习的也很多我不知该说什么罗斯它是一只猴子说出你的感觉就成了马修我饿了这句不错马修给你的这是给你在飞机上玩的如果不介意我想和它独处当然可以马修过来小兄弟就这样了我只想说几句话我会想你的我不会忘记你的在我心中你不只是一只宠物你更是马修能放开我的腿吗能暂时不要乱来吗马修…带它走好吗带它走希望我是你手上的手套这样我就能抚摸你的脸颊行谢谢下一位我来试”马丘修”的角色名字麦克葛罗尼

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