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首页 112 The One With the Dozen Lasagnes

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简介:本文档为《112 The One With the Dozen Lasagnesdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWiththeDozenLasagnesScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereRossworkingoncrosswordpuzzle,startshummingthemefromTheOddCoupleChandlerjoinsin,followedbyMonicaandPhoebe,thenthewholegangRossstartshummingthemefromIDreamOfJeannieChandler:Nononono,we'redoneOpeningCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaisonthephoneinthekitchenMonica:AuntSyl,stopyelling!AllI'msayingisthatifyouhadtoldmevegetarianlasagna,Iwouldhavemadevegetarianlasagna(pauses,listenstopersononphone)Well,themeat'sonlyeverythirdlayer,maybeyoucouldscrape(CameramovestoChandler,Phoebe,Ross,andJoeysittinginlivingroom)Joey:Ross,didyoureallyreadallthesebabybooksRoss:Yup!Youcouldplunkmedowninthemiddleofanywoman'suterus,nocompass,andIcanfindmywayoutoftherelikethat!(snapsfingers)Phoebe:Ooh,thisiscoolitsaysinsomepartsoftheworld,peopleactuallyeattheplacenta(Joeygrimaces)Chandler:And,we'redonewiththeyogurt(Setsyogurtdownontable)Phoebe:(softly)Sorry(CamerapansbacktoMonica,stillonphone)Monica:AuntSyl,Ididthisasafavor,IamnotacatererWhatdoyouwantmetodowithadozenlasagnas(listenstoAuntSylonphone,looksshocked)Nicetalk,AuntSyl(inNewYorkaccent)YoukissUncleFreddiewiththatmouth(Camerapansbacktogroupinlivingroom)Joey:HeyRoss,listen,youknowthatrightnow,yourbaby'sonlythisbig(measuresaboutincheswithhisthumbandindexfinger)Thisisyourbaby(inbabylikevoice)HiDaddy!Ross:(waves)Hello!Joey:(inbabylikevoice)Howcomeyoudon'tlivewithMommy(pauseshowsRosslessthanamused)HowcomeMommyliveswiththatotherlady(pauseRossstilllookslessthanamusedJoeysmiling)What'salesbian(playfullyhitsRoss)(RachelenterswithPaolo,speakingItalianRosslooksannoyed)Rachel:Honey,youcansayit,Poconos,Poconos,it'slikePoconos(touchingPaolo'snosewithforefingerwitheachsyllable)Paolo:Ah,poke(PaolotouchesRachel'snose)a(touchesnoseagain)nose,mmm(theyrubnoses,thenkissesher)Joey,Chandler,andRoss:(sittinginlivingroom,imitatingPaolo)Mma,Mma,Mmaah(CamerapanstoRachel,Monica,andPhoebeinthekitchen)Monica:So,didIhearPoconosRachel:Yes,mysister'sgivingusherplacefortheweekendPhoebe:Woohoo,firstweekendawaytogether!Monica:Yeah,that'sabigstepRachel:Iknow(CamerapanstoRoss,lookingdejected)Chandler:(toRoss)Ah,it'sjustaweekend,bigdeal!Ross:Wasn'tthissupposedtobejustafling,huhShouldn'titbe(makesflingingmotionswithhands)flungbynow(CamerapansbacktoRachel)Rachel:Imean,wearewaypasttheflingthing,Imean,IamfeelingthingsthatI'veonlyreadaboutinDanielleSteelebooks,youknowImean,whenI'mwithhim,I'mtotally,totally(CamerapanstoRoss,holdinghisstomach)Ross:nauseous,I'mphysicallynauseousWhatamIsupposedtodo,huhCallimmigration(pauses,lookssuddenlyinspired)Icouldcallimmigration!Scene:TheHallway,ChandlerandJoeyleavinggirls'apartment,carryinglasagnaJoey:Ilovebabies,withtheirlittlebabyshoes,andtheirlittlebabytoes,andtheirlittlebabyhandsChandler:Ok,you'regoingtohavetostopthat,forever!(Joeyopensdoor,throwskeysonkitchentable,tablefallsover)Joey:NeedanewtableChandler:YouthinkScene:CarolandSusan's,there'saknockonthedoorandCarolanswersittoRossCarol:Heyhey,comeonin!(Rossenters,carryinglasagna)Ross:Hey,hello!mmwa!(kissesCarol)Ibroughtallthebooks,andMonicasendsherlove,alongwiththislasagnaCarol:Ohgreat!Isitvegetarian,'causeSusandoesn'teatmeatRoss:(pauses)I'mprettysurethatitisCarol:So,IgottheresultsoftheamniotodayRoss:(makingflinginggestureswithhands)Oh,tellme,tellme,iseverything,uhhCarol:Totallyandcompletelyhealthy!Ross:Oh,that'sgreat,thatisgreat!(HugsandkissesCarolThenpicksupapictureframe)Ross:Hey,whendidyouandSusanmeetHueyLewisCarol:Uh,that'sourfriendTanyaRoss:(surprised,chucklingnervously)Ofcourseit'syourfriendTanya(looksupfrightenedly)Carol:Don'tyouwanttoknowaboutthesexRoss:(chucklesnervously)Thesex(chuckles)Um,I'mhavingenoughtroublewiththeimageofyouandSusantogether,whenyouthrowinTanya(mimingwashinghair,that'sthebestIcouldthinkof),yawCarol:Thesexofthebaby,RossRoss:Oh,youknowthesexofthebabyOh,ohohoh!Carol:DoyouwanttoknowRoss:No,no,no,no,no,Idon'twanttoknow,absolutelynotIthink,youknow,Ithinkyoushouldknowuntilyoulookdownthere,andsay,oop,thereitis!(pauses)Orisn't(Susanenters)Susan:Oh,helloRoss!Ross:SusanSusan:So,so,didyouhearRoss:Yes,wedid,everything'sAOK!Susan:Oh,that'sso(SusanhugsCarol,theygiggle,Rossstepsaway)ItreallyisdoweknowCarol:Yes,wecertainlydo,it'sgoingtobeRoss:(flailingarmsinprotest)Oh,heyheyhey,hohoho,hello,guywhodoesn'twanttoknow,standingrighthere!Susan:Oh,well,isitwhatwethoughtitwouldbeCarol:Mmhmmm(SusanandCarolhug,gigglingRossstandsback,reachesoutandlightlytapsSusan'sshoulder)Ross:Ok,what,whatok,whatdidwethinkitwasgoingtobeCarolandSusan:It'saRoss:(interrupts)No,no,noIdon'twanttoknow,don'twanttoknowOk,youknow,Ishouldprobably,IshouldprobablyjustgoCarol:Well,thanksforthebooksRoss:Noproblem,ok,mmmwa(kissesCarol)oh,mmmwa(kissesCarol'sstomach,thenpunchesSusan'sshoulder)Susan(Rossleaves)Susan:Allright,whoshouldwecallfirst,yourfolks,orDebandRona(intercombuzzerrings)Carol:HelloRoss:(onintercom)Uh,nevermind,Idon'twanttoknow(CarolandSusanlaugh)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's, JoeyandChandlerusetheirkneesasatabletosupportthelasagnaChandler:Ok,soit'sjustbecauseitwasmytable,IhavetobuyanewoneJoey:That'stheruleChandler:WhatruleThere'snorule,ifanything,youowemeatable!Joey:How'dyougettothatChandler:Well,IbelievethepieceoffurniturewasfineuntilyourlittlebreakfastadventurewithAngelaDelvecchioJoey:YouknewaboutthatChandler:Well,let'sjustsaytheimpressionsyoumadeinthebutterleftlittletotheimaginationJoey:Ok,ok,HowaboutifwesplititChandler:Whatdoyoumean,like,buyittogetherJoey:YeahChandler:Youthinkwe'rereadyforsomethinglikethatJoey:WhynotChandler:Well,it'saprettybigcommitment,Imean,whatifoneofuswantstomoveoutJoey:Why,areyoumovingoutChandler:I'mnotmovingoutJoey:You'dtellmeifyouweremovingoutrightChandler:Yeah,yeah,it'sjustthatwithmylastroommateKipJoey:Aw,IknowallaboutKip!Chandler:It'sjustthatweboughtahibachitogether,andthenheranoffandgotmarried,andthingsgotprettyuglyJoey:Well,letmeaskyousomething,wasKipabetterroommatethanmeChandler:Aw,don'tdothatScene:Phoebe'sMassageParlor,Phoebe'sassistantistellingheraboutthechangestoherschedulePhoebe'sAssistant:We'vegotacouplechangesinyourscheduleYour:herbalmassagehasbeenpushedbackto:andMissSomerfieldcanceledher:shiatsuPhoebe:Ok,thanks(assistantleaves,thenwalksbackin)Phoebe'sAssistant:Oh,herecomesyour:Idon'tmeantosoundunprofessional,but,yum(walksout,Paoloenters)Paolo:BuonGiorno,BellaPhoebe!Phoebe:Oh,Paolo,hi,whatareyoudoingherePaolo:Uh,Racquelatellmeyoumassage,ehPhoebe:Well,Racquela'sright,yeah!(PaolospeaksItalian)Phoebe:Oh,okay,Idon'tknowwhatyoujustsaid,solet'sgetstartedPaolo:Uh,Iam,uh,beingnakedPhoebe:Um,that'sreallyyourdecision,Imean,somepeopleprefer,youknow,totakeoffohwhoops!You'rebeingnaked!Scene:CentralPerk,everyonebutPhoebeisthereRachel:(toRoss)Ican'tbelieveyoudon'twanttoknowImean,Icouldn'tnotknow,Imean,if,ifthedoctorknows,andCarolknows,andSusanknowsMonica:AndMonicaknowsRoss:Wha,heh,howcouldyouknow,Idon'tevenknow!Monica:Carolcalledmetothankmeforthelasagna,Iasked,shetoldmeJoey:Sowhat'sitgonnabe(MonicawhispersinJoey'searRossgetsupandwavesarmsfranticallyinprotest)Ross:Waitohheyhuh,ohgreatnowheknows,andIdon'tknow!Monica:I'msorry,I'mjustexcitedaboutbeinganaunt!Joey:Oranuncle(Phoebeenters)JoeyandChandler:HeyPhoebe!Ross:HiPheebs!Rachel:Pheebs!Phoebe:Fine!Monica:Phoebe,what'sthematterPhoebe:Nothing,I'msorry,I'mjust,I'moutofsortsCustomer:Hey,canwegetsomecappuccinooverhereRachel:Oh,right,that'sme!Joey:Hey,Chandler,thattableplaceclosesat,comeonChandler:Fine(JoeyandChandlerwalktowardsthedoor)Monica:Phoebe,whatisitPhoebe:Allright,youknowPaoloRoss:I'mfamiliarwithhiswork,yesPhoebe:Well,hemadeamoveonme(JoeyandChandlercomeback)Joey:Whoa,storewillbeopentomorrow!Chandler:Morecoffeeoverhere,please!CommercialBreakScene:CentralPerk,continuedfromearlierMonica:Well,whathappenedPhoebe:Well,hecameinforamassage,andeverythingwasfineuntil(AflashbackstartsPaolo,lyingonmassagetable,movinghishandsupPhoebe'slegs)CutbacktoCentralPerkJoeyandChandler: Ooooohh!Ross:MyGodMonica:Areyousure(TheflashbackresumeswithPaolograbbingherbutt)CutbacktoCentralPerkPhoebe:Ohyeah,I'msure(FlashbackresumeswithPhoebedoingavoiceover)Andallofasuddenhishandsweren'ttheproblemanymore(Flashbackcontinues:Paolorollsover,Phoebelooksdown,thenquicklylooksup,biteslip,shakesherhead)Monica:WasitPhoebe:Oh,boyscoutscouldhavecampedunderthereGuys:Oooooo(Rachelrunsover)Rachel:"Ooo,"whatPhoebe:UmaThurmanMonica:Oh!Ross:Theactress!(alltalkingindistinctly,highfiving)Ross:ThanksRach(Rachelwalksaway)Chandler:SowhatareyougonnadoRoss:Youhavetotellher!Youhavetotellher!It'syourmoralobligation,asafriend,asawoman,Ithinkit'safeministissue!GuysGuys(waitingforguystochimein)Chandler:Oh,yeah,youhavetotellherJoey:FeministissueThat'swhereIwent!Phoebe:SheisgonnahatemeRoss:(sympatheticyet)Yeah,wellScene:TheTableStore,JoeyandChandlerandlookingfortheirnewtableJoey:Willyoupickone,justpickone!Here,howaboutthatone(pointstoatable)Chandler:That'spatiofurniture!Joey:Sowhat,likepeoplearegonnacomeinandthink,"Uhoh,I'moutsideagain"Ofcourse!Chandler:(gesturingtowardsanothertable)WhataboutthebirdsJoey:Idon'tknow,birdsjustdon'tsay,"Hello,sithere,eatsomething"Chandler:YoupickoneJoey:Allright,howabouttheladybugsChandler:Oh,so,forgetaboutthebirds,butbigredinsectssuggestfinedining!Joey:Fine,youwanttogetthebirds,getthebirds!Chandler:Notlikethat,Iwon't!(pauses)Kipwouldhavelikedthebirds!(JoeyturnsandgivesChandleradirtylook)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelfoldingandpackingclothesinsuitcasesasPhoebeentersPhoebe:Hey!Rachel:HiPheebs!Phoebe:AreyoumovingoutRachel:No,thesearen'tallmysuitcases(picksupsmallbluesuitcaseandshowstoPhoebe)Thisone'sPaolo'sPhoebe:Um,um,RachelcanwetalkforasecRachel:Well,surejustasec,though,'causePaolo'sonhiswayoverPhoebe:Oh!(sitsdown)Ok,um,ok,um,Rachel:Oh,Pheebs,PheebsPhoebe:Ok,um,(clearsthroat)wehaven'tknowneachotherforthatlongatime,and,um,therearethreethingsthatyoushouldknowaboutmeOne,myfriendsarethemostimportantthinginmylife,two,Ineverlie,andthree,Imakethebestoatmealraisincookiesintheworld(PhoebeopensatinandoffersRachelacookie)Rachel:(takingcookie)Ok,thanksPheebs(takesbiteofcookie,overwhelmed)OhmyGod,whyhaveInevertastedthesebefore!Phoebe:Oh,Idon'tmakethemalotbecauseIdon'tthinkit'sfairtotheothercookiesRachel:Allright,well,you'reright,thesearethebestoatmealcookiesI'veeverhadPhoebe:WhichprovesthatIneverlieRachel:Iguessyoudon'tPhoebe:Paolomadeapassatme(Rachellooksstunned)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,Ross,Chandler,Joey,andMonicaadmiringtheirnewtableChandler:So,whatdoyouthinkRoss:IthinkIt'sthemostbeautifultableI'veeverseenChandler:Iknow!(ThecamerapansbacktorevealJoeyandChandler'snewfoosballtable)Monica:Sohowdoesthiswork,yougoingtobalancetheplatesontheselittleguys'headsJoey:Whocares,we'lleatatthesink!Comeon,let'splay!Monica:HeadsupRoss!(MonicascoresonChandlerandJoey)Score!(pointsatChandler)Yousuck!(ChandlerlooksatJoeyinamazement)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelisrecoveringfromtheshockPhoebe:AreyouokayRachel:IneedsomemilkPhoebe:Ok,I'vegotmilk(takesthermosfromherbagandstartstopouracup)Hereyougo(Racheldrinksstraightfromthermos)Oh!(Rachelfinishesthermos)BetterRachel:Nooh,Ifeelsostupid!Oh,IthinkabouttheotherdaywithyouguysandIwasall"Oh,Paolo,he'ssogreat,hemakesmefeelso"Oh,God,I'msoembarrassed!Phoebe:I'msoembarrassed,I'mtheonehehiton!(Phoebe'sandRachel'slinesoverlap)Rachel:Pheebs,ifIhadnevermethimthisneverwouldhavehappened!RachelandPhoebe:I'msosorry!NoI'msorry!NoI'msorry!NoI'msorry!Phoebe:No,wait,oh,whatarewesorryaboutRachel:Idon'tknowright,he'sthepig!Phoebe:Suchapig!Rachel:Oh,God,he'ssuchapig,Phoebe:Ohhe'slikeaRachel:He'slikeabigdisgustingPhoebe:likeaRachel:pigpigman!Phoebe:Yes,good!OkRachel:(voicewavers)Oh,buthewasmypigmanhowdidInotseethisPhoebe:(raiseshand)Oh!Iknow!(Rachelstartled)It'sbecausehe'sgorgeous,andhe'scharming,andwhenhelooksatyouRachel:Ok,Ok,PheebsPhoebe:TheendRachel:Oh,GodPhoebe:ShouldInothavetoldyouRachel:No,no,trust,me,it's,it's,it'smuchbetterthatIknowUh,Ijustlikeditbetterbeforeitwasbetter(PhoebescootsherchairovertoRachelandhugsher)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,PhoebeistellingeveryonehowitwentacrossthehallasthefoosballgamecontinuesPhoebe:IthinkshetookitprettywellYouknowPaolo'soverthererightnow,soMonica:Weshouldgetoverthereandseeifshe'sokay(switchingplaceswithRoss)Justonesecond!Score!(Monicascores,highfiveswithRoss)Game!Comeon(MonicaandPhoebeleave)Ross:(wipinghisbrow)Ahooh!Well,lookslike,uh,wekickedyourbuttsJoey:Nono,shekickedourbuttsYoucouldbeontheOlympicstandingthereteamRoss:Comeon,twoononeChandler:WhatareyoustilldoinghereShejustbrokeupwiththeguy,it'stimeforyoutoswoopin!Ross:What,nowJoey:Yes,nowiswhenyouswoop!YougottamakesurethatwhenPaolowalksoutofthere,thefirstguyRachelseesisyou,She'sgottaknowthatyou'reeverythinghe'snot!You'relike,liketheantiPaolo!Chandler:MyCatholicfriendisrightShe'sdistraughtYou'rethereforherYoupickupthepieces,andthenyouusherintheageofRoss!(RossandChandlerlookoffintothedistanceJoey,wonderingwhattheyarelookingat,looksinthesamedirection)Scene:MonicaandRachel'sBalcony,RachelisthrowingPaolo'sclothesoverthesidePaolo:No,that'scold,that'scold,that'sCuttoinsidetheapartmentRoss:(entering)How'sitgoingMonica:Don'tstareNowshejustfinishedthrowinghisclothesoffthebalcony,nowthere'sjustalotofgesturingandarmwaving,(showsRachelgesturingwithhandsinfrontofherchest),Ok,thatiseither,"Howcouldyou"or,"Enormousbreasts!"Herehecomes!Phoebe:Ooh!(PaoloentersRoss,Phoebe,andMonicascatter)Paolo:Uh,Iam,uh,tosaygoodbyePhoebe:Oh,okbyebyeMonica:Paolo,IreallyhateyouforwhatyoudidtoRachel,(handshimalasagna)butIstillhavefiveofthese,soheatitatuntilthecheesebubblesPaolo:GrazieRoss:Paolo,IIjustwanttotellyouandIthinkIspeakforeveryonewhenIsay(shutsdoorinhisfaceandwalksaway)Phoebe:Oh,justlookather(girlsmovetowardRachelonthebalcony)Ross:Ohyouguys,IIreallythinkjustoneofusshouldgoouttheresoshe'snotoverwhelmedMonica:Oh,you'rerightRoss:(pullsMonicaback)andIreallythinkitshouldbemeCuttothebalcony,RosshasjustclimbedthroughthewindowRoss:HeyRachel:HeyRoss:YouallrightRachel:Ooh,I'vebeenbetterRoss:Comehere(hehugsRachel)Listen,youdeservesomuchbetterthanhimyouknow,Imean,you,you,youshouldbewithaguywhoknowswhathehaswhenhehasyouRachel:Oh,RossRoss:WhatRachel:IamsosickofguysIdon'twanttolookatanotherguy,Idon'twanttothinkaboutanotherguy,Idon'tevenwanttobenearanotherguy(Rosscrossesarms)Ross:HuhRachel:OhRoss,you'resogreat!Ross:Ohhhh(Hugsherandsighs)Cuttoinsidetheapartment,RachelandRossareenteringMonica:Oohheyhoney,areyouallrightRachel:OhPhoebe:YouokRachel:mediumhmmanycookiesleftPhoebe:Yep!Ross:See,Rach,uh,see,Idon'tthinkthatswearingoffguysaltogetheristheanswerIreallydon'tIthinkthatwhatyouneedistodevelopamoresophisticatedscreeningprocessRachel:NoIjustneedtobebymyselfforawhile,youknowIjustgottofigureoutwhatIwantRoss:Uh,no,no,see,becausenotnotallguysaregoingtobeaPaoloRachel:No,Iknow,Iknow,andI'msureyourlittleboyisnotgoingtogrowuptobeoneRoss:(astonished)WhatRachel:WhatRoss:II'm,I'mhavingaboyRachel:UhnoNo,no,infact,you'renothavingaboyRoss:WhaI'mhaving,I'mhavingaboy!(babbling)Huh,amIhavingaboyGirls:Yes,you'rehavingaboy!(MonicarunsoverandhugsRoss)Ross:I'mhavingaboy!Oh,I'mhavingaboy!(JoeyandChandlerrunin)Chandler:WhaJoey:WhaJoeyandChandler:WhatisitRoss:I'mhavingaboy!II'mhavingaboy!Joey:Hey!Chandler:Hey!JoeyandChandler:Wealreadyknewthat!(theyhug)Ross:I'mhavingasonUm(Rosslooksscared)ClosingCreditsScene:ChandlerandJoey's,MonicaisbusykillingChandleandJoeyatfoosballMonica:Yes!Andthatwouldbeashutdown!JoeyandChandler:Shutout!!(Theybothstartheadingfortheirrooms)Monica:WhereareyouguysgoingComeon,onemoregame!Joey:Uh,it's:inthemorning!Chandler:Yeah,getout!Monica:Youguysarealwayshangingoutinmyapartment!Comeon,I'llonlyusemylefthand,huhComeon,wussies!(JoeyandChandlerpickherup)Allright,ok,IgottagoI'mgoing,(theythrowherout)andI'mgoneChandler:(toJoey)OnemoregameJoey:Ohyeah!End十二碗面条不不不不,够了Syl婶婶,别喊了!如果你告诉过我你要素面条,我就会给你做素的了好吧,肉都在第三层,也许你能把它们刮下来罗斯,你真的把所有婴儿书都读了恩!你可以把我塞到子宫里的任何地方,用不着指南针,我都能从里面爬出来,就像~~!噢,太棒了书上说在有些地方,人们真的吃胎盘呃这酸奶算是吃不下去了对不起Syl婶婶,我是为了帮你,我可不是承包宴席的那你让我拿这一打面怎么办说话真好听,Syl婶婶你用这张嘴亲Freddie叔叔吗嘿,罗斯,你知道么,现在你的宝贝就这么大这是你孩子嘿,爸爸!嘿!为什么你不和妈咪一起住为什么妈咪和另一个女人一起住什么是女同性恋亲爱的,你能说的,泊科农斯,泊科农斯,就像泊科阿农斯(Poconos)啊,戳一下鼻子(pokeanose),嗯么,么,么呵那么,我听见泊科农斯了吗是的,我妹妹让我们去她那渡周末第一次周末结伴出游!是啊,进展了一大步我知道啊,就是个周末,没什么!不是说只是玩玩,不当真的吗,嗯这该玩完了吧,现在我想,我们已远远超出玩的范围了,我现在的感觉只有在DanielleSteele的书里才找得到我是说,当我和他在一起的时候,我完全,完全地恶心,我本能的恶心我该怎么办打电话给移民局我可以打电话给移民局!我喜欢孩子,他们的小鞋,小脚指头,小手好了,你别再这样了,永远不要!需要新桌子了你这么想嘿,进来吧!嘿!我把书都拿回来了,莫妮卡送你这些面条太好了!是素的吗,苏珊不吃肉我肯定是素的我拿到超声波结果了哦,告诉我,告诉我,怎么样完全彻底的健康!哦,太棒了,太棒了!嗨,你和苏珊什么时候认识的HueyLewis啊,那是我们的朋友Tanya原来是你们的朋友Tanya你不想知道性别(性)吗性嗯,光想你和苏珊一起的样子我就够不舒服的,你要再把Tanya加进来,呃我是说孩子的性别,罗斯噢,你知道了噢你想知道吗不,不,我不想,绝对不想我不想现在知道,我认为应该等到那时再低头瞧一瞧,然后说,嘿,带那个的或不带的你好,罗斯!苏珊那么你结果怎样对,我们知道了,一切正常!噢,那真的是太好了知道"那个"了么是的,当然知道了,它是个嘿,嘿,这有人不想知道,我就站在这呢!嗯,那么,是我们希望的么嗯什么,什么你们希望是男是女是不,不,我不想知道,不想好吧,我还是先回去了好的,谢谢你的书没问题,嗯哦,嗯苏珊好吧,我们该先告诉谁,你家人,还是Deb和Rona喂嗯,没事,我不想知道那么就因为这是我的桌子,就得让我买新的对,这是规矩什么规矩没有什么规矩,如果有的话,规矩就是你欠我个桌子!你从哪得的这个结论这个桌子一直很结实直到你开始在早餐时蹂躏AngelaDelvecchio(黄油的牌子)你知道这事这么说吧,看到那罐黄油的惨相,根本连想象都省了好吧,那我们合伙买怎么样你什么意思,一起买是呀你认为我们的关系进展到这个的程度了么为什么不这可是个很大的承诺,我意思是,要是有人想搬出去呢为什么,你要搬吗我不搬呐你要是搬的话得告诉我好吗好,好,只是我上个室友Kip噢,我知道Kip所有的事!我们一起买了个日式古桌,后来他要结婚走人,结果事情搞得很糟好吧,我问你个问题,作为室友Kip比我好吗噢,别这么问你的日程有些变化你:的香蕈按摩推迟到:还有Somerfield太太取消了:的日式指压好,谢谢哦,你:的顾客来了我不想表现的不专业,但是,很迷人哦BuonGiorno,BellaPhoebe!(意大利语)哦,Paolo,你好,有何贵干嗯,Racquela告诉我你按摩,是么Racquela's说得对噢我不知道你刚才说什么,我们开始吧嗯,需要我裸体么嗯,这就是个人喜好了,我是说,有的人喜欢脱噢!你光着身子!我不能相信你不想知道我意思是,我可不能不知道,如果,如果医生知道,卡罗尔知道,还有苏珊知道的话还有莫妮卡知道你怎么知道的,我都不知道!卡罗尔因为面条打电话道谢,我问他,她就告诉我了那么孩子是嘿,哈,太好了,现在他都知道了,我却不知道!对不起,我当了姑姑我太兴奋了!也可能是叔叔嘿,菲比嘿,菲比很好!菲比,怎么了没什么,对不起,我就是,我不舒服嘿,能给我们上些咖啡么哦,对,是叫我!嘿,钱德,那个卖桌子的地方点就关了,走吧好吧菲比,怎么了好吧,你知道Paolo我了解他那点把戏的,是的他调戏我别急,商店明天还会开!请再来点咖啡!怎么回事他来按摩,本来挺好的直到噢天那你确定是的,我确定然后突然间他的手就不算什么问题了他那儿童子军都能在那扎营了哦哦什么UmaThurman那个女演员!谢了,瑞秋那么你打算怎么办你必须告诉她!你必须告诉她!这是道德上的义务,作为朋友,同是女人,我认为这涉及到女权问题!伙计们哦,对,你必须告诉她女权问题这是我的观点!她会恨我的是的,没错你挑一个,挑一个!那个怎么样那是放在院子里用的!那有什么,难道人们进屋后会想,哦,我又出去了那鸟桌怎么样不知道,鸟桌不会对你说,你好,坐这,吃点什么那你选吧好吧,那瓢虫桌怎么样哦,且不说鸟,一只红色的昆虫就能够给人进食的感觉了好,你想要鸟,就要鸟吧!不是这样,我不要!Kip会喜欢鸟桌的!嘿!嘿,菲比!你要搬出去吗不,这不全是我的行李这个是Paolo的瑞秋,我们能谈一会吗当然可以就一会,因为,Paolo正过来呢哦好的嗯嗯哦,菲比好的,嗯,我们认识还不长,嗯,我有三件事你应该知道一,朋友是我生命中最重要的二,我从不说谎三,我做的提子燕麦饼干是最好的好的,谢谢哦,太好吃了,为什么我从来没吃过这些!哦,我不怎么做因为我想这对别的饼干来说不太公平好吧,你是对的,这是我吃过的最好提子燕麦饼干这也证明了我不说谎我想是的Paolo调戏我了那么,你们看怎么样我想这是我见过的最漂亮的桌子我知道!那么它怎么用呢,你得把盘子平衡在这些小人头上吗管他呢,我们在水槽边吃饭!来吧,我们开玩!闪开你的小人罗斯!得分!你们真臭!你没事吧我需要牛奶好的,我准备了牛奶给你杯子好点了么没有哦,我真太蠢了!哦,我回想起来那天我还是哦,Paolo,他真好,他让我觉得真天哪,我真为自己难为情!我才难为情,我是他调戏的那个!菲比,如果我没遇见他事情就不会发生!真对不起!不我对不起你!不,等等,我们为什么要互相道歉不知道对,他才是猪!真是猪!哦,我的天,他真是头猪,对,他就像一个他像个猪,一个恶心的猪猪人!对,骂的好噢,但他是我的猪人为什么我看不出来我知道!是因为他太帅了,他太迷人,当他看你的时候别说了,菲比不说了噢,天哪我应该瞒着你吗不,不,相信我,让我知道是对的呃,我只是把事情想的太好了我想她的情绪还算好Paolo现在就在那边,所以我们应该过去,看看她有没有事一会就好,得分!赢了!走吧嗯,看起来,呃,我们打得你们屁滚尿流不,不,她打得我们屁滚尿流你可以参加奥林匹克的"站一边看"之队得了吧,二对一你还在这干什么她刚和那男的分手,该你趁虚而入啦!什么,现在是的,现在正是时候!你得确保Paolo走出屋子后,你是瑞秋见到的第一个男人,得让她知道你是那么好,而他一无是处!你就像,像反Paolo!(罗马教皇)我这天主教朋友说的对她现在很烦恼你就在那陪伴她你帮她承担所有烦恼,然后你就走向了:罗斯时代!不,太残忍了,太残忍了,这怎么样了别盯那看现在她刚把他的衣服从阳台上扔下去,现在是他们比比画画的,嗯,这个动作可能表示,"你怎么能"也可能表示,"好大的胸脯!"他过来了!嗯,我,我过来说声再见噢,行了,走吧Paolo,我非常憎恨你对瑞秋做的事,但我还有五个没处理掉,在烤箱里烤到奶酪冒泡就行了Grazie(意大利语)Paolo,我只想告诉你我要代大家说当我说噢,看她多伤心伙计们,我认为最好我们中的一个过去,这样她就不会被压垮你说的对而且那个人应该是我嘿!嘿你没事吧噢,我好点了过来听着,他远远配不上你我意思是,你,你应该找一个能明白拥有你是多么幸福的人哦,罗斯什么我讨厌死男人了我都不想看见男的,我也不想考虑别的男人,我甚至不想听男人说话哈哦,罗斯,你真好嘿,亲爱的,你还好吧你没事一般吧嗯还有饼干吗有!瑞秋,我认为你不应该把所有男人拒之门外我不这么想我认为你只不过需要建立一个成熟的筛选程序不我只想先单身一阵,你知道吗我得先弄明白我想要什么样的不,不,你看,因为不是所有人都会像Paolo那样不,我知道,我知道,而且我肯定你的小儿子不会长成他那样什么什么我我我有了个儿子不,不,不,事实上,不是儿子我有,我有了儿子!嗯我是有了儿子吗是,你有儿子了!我有儿子了!哦,我有儿子了!什么怎么了我有儿子了!我我有儿子了!嘿!嘿!我们已经知道了!我有儿子了嗯看!我又赢了一局!闭嘴吧!!你们去哪来呀,再来一局!嘿,现在已经凌晨:了!对,出去!你们可老是到我那屋去泡着!来吧,我就用左手来吧,软蛋!好吧,我得走了我走了,我已经走了再来一局当然!

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