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英语幽默小故事.ppt

英语幽默小故事

阿莫老师
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简介:本文档为《英语幽默小故事ppt》,可适用于外语资料领域

【】AttheLessonofGeography(在地理课上)Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger.”【】AttheLessonofGeography(在地理课上)Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger.”【】AttheLessonofPhysics(在物理课上)Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples.Pupil(学生):Coldcontracts,heatexpands.That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer.【】AttheLessonofPhysics(在物理课上)Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples.Pupil(学生):Coldcontracts,heatexpands.That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer.【】TwentyeightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwentyeightdaysinit.Nick(thinksalittleandsays):Theyallhave.【】TwentyeightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwentyeightdaysinit.Nick(thinksalittleandsays):Theyallhave.【】ThepenBill:Mary,givemeyourpen,please.Mary:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpenBill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes.【】Thepen比尔:玛丽你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢?比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,givemeyourpen,please.Mary:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpenBill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes.【】Anne'sAge(安妮的年龄)Teacher:Howoldareyou,AnneAnne:Fifteen.Teacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsold.Anne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefifteen.【】Anne'sAge(安妮的年龄)Teacher:Howoldareyou,AnneAnne:Fifteen.Teacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsold.Anne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefifteen.

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