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首页 荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本

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荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本

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荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本旁白(Aside)介绍(Introduction):Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazywaysMrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”ButfinallyhefailedDoyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattimeOkay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruthActionI太子丹(上掏出镜子梳头做自恋状):Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld(画外音:It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!(面对观众)I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworldButYingZhengisajealousguy,IfeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruthIamsoscaredSowhatcanIdo(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming太子丹:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三:Sure,honey!IhaveagoodideaWecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Ohyeah~~~WhatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscenturyTalent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么人才!这句话要跟观众交流最好由观众来回答然后拍阿三肩膀做赞许状)Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate阿三:AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhandOneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKeTomorrowtheywillPKfortheNOkilleroftheworld太子:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK阿三:YesActionII(《十面埋伏》中刘德华金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲AreyouLimochou李莫愁Yes荆轲OKI’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world李莫愁Areyouchallengingme荆轲Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊哪有不挨刀啊一刀砍死你啊两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:WhathappenedWhyaren’tyouhurt荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinapersonDon'tweDowe(赢一个人需要理由么不需要么需要么)李莫愁:Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,MochouYouneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget"Igotit,Mommaisright荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):Howareyou荆柯:Fine,thankyou,andyou太子丹:OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”荆柯:Sure!太子丹:Howareyou荆柯:Fine,thankyou,andyourwife太子丹晕倒荆柯:Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹:Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!(毕恭毕敬)MayIhaveyournamecard,please荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸上面写着:Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion阿三:Heroweneedyourhelp荆柯:Iambusynow!太子丹:Youcangetalotofmoney荆柯:Iamverybusynow!阿三:IC,ID,IQcard荆柯:Iamveryverybusynow!阿三(手指上场的美女激动状):Look!SheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworldIfyousayOK,sheisyours荆柯(流口水):Ihavetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!阿三:WhatWhat’stheTCM荆柯Hey,guy!Youlooksosmartbutwhyyoudidn’tknowTCMAnyofthemcangiveyoutheanswer阿三:ExcusemeWhat’stheTCM观众甲:TCMTraditionalChineseMM太子丹:ImustshowyouthetrumpcardLadiesandgentlemen,thisisLiptonSlimmingteaItisabrandnewproductofUnileverChina荆柯(激动):Slimmingtea!IhavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimesMywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’treducemyweight阿三:YouwantSpeakupifyouwant!WhydoyoukeepsilentWhyareyoulookingatmeAlthoughyoureyesarefullofsincerity,I’mveryglad,youstillhavetospeakupTakeit!DoyoureallylikeReally你不是真的想要吧难道你真的想要吗……(《Nomatter》音乐起荆轲先与阿三跳探戈拥入怀中又甩出去阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿荆轲做调戏状。)荆柯(诚恳状)JusttellmewhatshouldIdoIwilldoanythingforyou太子丹与阿三(撞胯击掌)Yeah!ActionШ(《大话西游》主题曲响起)荆珂挽着妻子太子丹,阿三在后阿三:Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver荆珂:Juststophere,pleaseFarewell,myfriends太子丹:Iwillmissyou,baby(太子丹阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型忽然荆轲看到一个美女此时一个中国古典美女经过向荆轲抛媚眼并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看妻子发觉不对扭过头来。)荆珂(急忙收敛):Darling,Iloveyou妻子:Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!(《肖申克的救赎》)荆珂(流泪):IloveyoumoreInspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你选自《飘》)妻子:WellBeaman,justdoit!Iwillberightherewaitingforyou荆珂(欲走还留执子之手又曰):Sweetheart!Youmustdomethishonorpromisemeyouwillsurvivethatyouwillnevergiveupnomatterwhathappensnomatterhowhopelesspromisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise(泰坦尼克号沉船时Jack对Rose的倾诉)妻子:"Ipromise"荆轲:"Neverletgo“妻子:"IpromiseIwillneverletgo,JackI'llneverletgo"(荆轲的发音和jack很像所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。)妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪荆珂上船渐渐远去妻子:It’sagooddaytodieNevercomebackNever……Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号阿三接手机):ThankyouverymuchAssoonasIgetthelifeassurance$,,Iwilltransferhalfofit,$,toyouraccount阿三:Okayokay!旁白:ThenJingkewassenttoQinandfinallykilledbyYingzheng

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