英文剧本THE_LION_KING

THE LION KING PART I SCAR: Life's not fair, is it? You see I, well, I shall never be king. And you shall never see the light of another day, and you… ZAZU: Didn't you mother ever tell you not to play with your food? SCAR: What do you want? ZAZU: I'm here to announce that king Mufasa's on his way, so you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning! SCAR: Oh, now look, ZAZU, you've made me lose my lunch. ZAZU: Ha, you'll lose more than that when the king gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia. SCAR: Oooohhh, I quiver with fear. MUFASA: Scar, drop him! ZAZU: Impeccable timing. Your Majesty. SCAR: Why! If it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners! MUFASA: Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba. SCAR: That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful. (Drags his nails across the wall) Must have slipped my mind. ZAZU: yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, and the king's brother you could have been first in line. SCAR: Well, I was the first in line until the little hairball was born. MUFASA: Don't turn your back on me. Scar! SCAR: No Mufasa, perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me. MUFASA: (roars) Is that a challenge? SCAR: Temper, temper, I wouldn't dream of challenging you. ZAZU: Pity. Why not? SCAR: Well, as well as brains go I got the lion's share, but when it comes to brute strength, I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. (walks off) ZAZU: He'd made a very handsome throw-rug. MUFASA: Zazu! PART II SIMBA: Hi! Nala! Mum. Can I take Nala to play? SARABI: Ok, but as long as Zazu goes with you. SIMBA: Nala. Not Zazu. NALA: So, where are we going? SIMBA: An elephant graveyard. Nala: Wow! SIMBA: Shh! Zazu. NALA: So, how are we gonna ditch the Dodo? ZAZU: Oh,just look at you two, little seeds of romance blossoming in the savanna. SIMBA: Zazu; turn your back, close your eyes. ZAZU: Why? SIMBA: Please, please… ZAZU: Ok!---- Simba! Nala!… CHAPTER III (The Compiracy) HYENA BANZI: And hairy… HYENA SHENZI: And stinky… HYENA BANZI: And man, are they… HYENAS: Ugly! SCAR: Oh, surely we lions are not all that bad. HYENA BANZI: Oh, Scar, It's just you. HYENA SHENZI: We were afraid it was somebody important, like Mufasa, I just heard that name and I shuddered. HYENA BANZI: Mufasa! HYENA SHENZI: Oh, do it again. HYENA BANZI: Mufasa! Mufasa! Mufasa! HYENA SHENZI: It tingles me. SCAR: I am surrounded by idiots. HYENA BANZI: Ya, hey did you bring us anything to eat, Scar? Oh buddy, oh pal, did you. did you. did you…? SCAR: (holding up a package of beef) I don't think you really deserve this. I practically gift-wrapped those cubs for you. And you couldn't even dispose of them. HYENA BANZI: Well, now it wasn't exactly like they were alone, Scar. ED: Year, what were we supposed to do? Kill Musafa? SCAR: precisely. (song…) HYENA SHENZI: And where do we feature? SCAR: Just listen to the teacher. I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded. When at last I'm given my clues. And injustice deliciously squared. Be prepared. ED: yea. Be prepared. we'll be prepared. For what? SCAR: For the death of the king. HYENA BANZI: Great idea! Who need the king? HYENAS: No king , No king .la la la …. SCAR: Idiots! There will be a king. ED: Hey but you said… SCAR: I'll be king. Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again. HYENA BANZI: Yea, all right. Long life the king! HYENA SHENZI: Long life the king! Long life the king! PART IV PUMBAA: Uh-Oh. Hey. Timon! You'd better come. Look, I think he still alive. TIMON: Jeez, it's a lion.Run, Pumbba. move it. PUMBAA: It's just a little lion. Can we keep him? TIMON: Pumbba. Are you nuts? You are talking about a lion! PUMBAA: Maybe he will be on pour side. So we'll keeping him. TIMON: Of course, I saved you. SIMBA: Thanks for your help. TIMON: Gee, you look blue. In this time, I'll say "Hakuna, Matata". SIMBA: What? PUMBAA: "Hakuna, Matata!" It means no worries. TIMON: Let's go.