“Social Psychology”
Episode #104
Written by
Liz Cackowski
Directed by
Anthony Russo
Production Draft – 8/07/09
Blue Rev. Prod. Draft – 8/23/09
Pink Rev. Prod. Draft – 8/24/09
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COMMUNITY
EPISODE #104
CAST LIST
JEFF………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………JOEL MCHALE
PIERCE…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………CHEVY CHASE
BRITTA…………………………………………………………………………………………………………GILLIAN JACOBS
SHIRLEY…………………………………………………………………………………………YVETTE NICOLE BROWN
ABED…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………DANNY PUDI
ANNIE……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………ALISON BRIE
TROY…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………DONALD GLOVER
SENOR CHANG…………………………………………………………………………………………………………KEN JEONG
PROFESSOR DUNCAN………………………………………………………………………………………JOHN OLIVER
VAUGHN…………………………………………………………………………………………ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN
RESEARCH ASSISTANT #1………………………………………………………………………………………………TBD
STONER FRIEND…………………………………………………………………………………………………MATT JONES
COLD OPEN
FADE IN:
INT. SPANISH CLASSROOM - MORNING (DAY 1)1 1
SR. CHANG is at the white board, finishing up a Spanish *
lesson. *
SR. CHANG
...hablamos hablar. Okay, before *
we wrap up, I’d like to thank you *
for filling out your anonymous *
evaluation cards. I found your *
suggestions to be largely *
constructive and flattering. But *
there was one of you whose *
evaluation was so harsh, I took the *
time to analyze the person’s *
handwriting against past exams. *
(leaning into Annie) *
And I noticed that this coward dots *
her I’s with hearts. Who’s *
“erratic and unstable” now, *
princess gringo?! *
(then, sweet) *
Okay, see you tomorrow. *
Everyone in our STUDY GROUP exits the classroom with the rest *
of the students.
INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE CLASSROOM - CONTINUOUS2 2
JEFF and SHIRLEY walk in the same direction down the hall.
SHIRLEY
Nice day out today, isn’t it?
JEFF
(like he forgot something)
Yeah. Oh. Damn.
Jeff starts back towards the classroom as Shirley walks off.
He runs into BRITTA.
BRITTA
Forget something?
JEFF
Yeah, I forgot to stagger the
timing of my exit with Shirley’s.
(MORE)
We both have an eleven o’clock all *
the way across campus and I can’t
go that kind of distance with “Ooh,
that’s nice.”
BRITTA
That’s mean.
JEFF
No...
(doing Shirley)
That’s not nice.
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CONTINUED:2 2
JEFF (CONT'D)
EXT. QUAD - SECONDS LATERA3 A3
Jeff and Britta walk together, out of the school building and
onto the quad. *
BRITTA
I find Shirley very easy to talk
to. And aren’t you supposed to
have, like, an olympic gold medal
in jibber jabber?
JEFF
Yeah, but I’m a sprinter, I’m at my
best during high speed bursts of
wit. You lock me into Shirley’s
stride for a marathon banter about
her brownies? The awkward silence
is going to set in before we pass
the stoner tree.
We see a tree where stoners are hanging out. VAUGHN, a hot,
laid-back guy, plays hackey sack with no socks on and his *
shirt in his back pocket.
VAUGHN
Hey, Britta. Hi. ‘Sup?
BRITTA
Hey, Vaughn. How’s it going?
VAUGHN
No worries.
JEFF
(to Britta)
Interesting. Cause I might worry
if I played hackey sack a decade *
too late.
BRITTA
My class is this way. *
JEFF *
Alright, but I just wanted to point *
out that we easily walked more than *
a hundred yards without a single *
awkward pause, and that’s the mark *
of a true friend. So, nice walking *
with you, friend. *
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BRITTA *
(sincere) *
I’m glad you’re not hitting on me *
anymore. *
JEFF *
...and there is the awkward pause. *
FADE OUT. *
END OF COLD OPEN
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CONTINUED:A3 A3
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
INT. CAFETERIA - DAY3 3
ANNIE runs up to PROFESSOR DUNCAN who is in line to pay.
ANNIE
Professor Duncan. Annie Edison, *
I’m in your 101 lecture, I’ve heard *
about your special psych lab -- *
PROF. DUNCAN *
Ah. The Duncan Principle.
ANNIE *
Yes, and I know it’s limited to *
second year students, but I had a *
4.0 at Riverside High, and I’m not *
looking down on this school at all, *
but I’m only here because of a *
brief addiction to pills that I was *
told would help me focus but they *
actually made me lose my *
scholarship and virginity. If I *
could take your lab early, it would *
be a real feather in my transcript. *
PROF. DUNCAN
I’ve been in this situation many
times, so I’m going to be up front.
I’m not allowed to date students. *
Even though you are an eight, a *
British ten. If, in spite of that, *
you’re still interested, you may
join the lab.
Annie jumps.
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
You need to bring two human
subjects. It also wouldn’t hurt *
your chances if you could lend me a
fiver.
(while she gets one)
I seem to have left my purse in my
duffle, and my duffle in the boot
of my lorry.
Annie hands him five dollars.
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PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
Brilliant. See you tomorrow,
research assistant.
Annie squeals in something akin to ecstasy and hurries off.
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CONTINUED:3 3
INT. CAFETERIA - CONTINUOUSA4 A4
Jeff, ABED, PIERCE, Shirley, and TROY at a table near the
coffee stand. Jeff looks on as Britta stands in the coffee
line talking with Vaughn. Pierce makes a meal out of opening
his express package.
PIERCE
What could this express package be?
Someone needed to get me something fast.
SHIRLEY
You brought your mail to campus?
PIERCE
Didn’t have time to open it at home.
JEFF
Plus, if you opened it at home, we
wouldn’t be able to see whatever it
is you want us to see.
PIERCE
(opening package)
Oh, yes. My Ear-Noculars.
JEFF
Perfect.
TROY
What is that? It looks like your
Bluetooth thingie.
Pierce turns his head. He has a Bluetooth headset in one ear.
PIERCE
No no no. This is my cell phone
headset. This is Ear-Noculars.
It’s for spies and what have you.
It gives you sonic hearing.
ABED
All hearing is sonic.
PIERCE
(not hearing)
What’s that?
JEFF
You might want to take that ear
thing for a spin.
Pierce looks through the Ear-Noculars literature.
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PIERCE
This is great. I’ll be able to
hear a violin from the balcony or
the doorbell ring when I’m out
gardening.
JEFF
So, it’s a hearing aid.
PIERCE
(snapping)
No!
(composes himself)
A hearing aid is for people who
can’t hear. Ear-Noculars are for
people who can’t hear enough.
TROY
(reading box)
Eyes for your ears. That’s freaky.
Annie approaches.
ANNIE
So who wants to be in a psych
experiment?
Pierce has his Ear-Noculars on, unaware of Annie.
PIERCE
Guys, guys,...
(conspiratorial)
Annie’s talking... about some kind
of experiment.
JEFF
She’s behind you.
(to Annie)
Not interested.
ANNIE
Come on, this is huge for me. I’d
be the first Freshman to sit in on
Professor Duncan’s experiment.
JEFF
Is it the one where he proves that
if you drink enough scotch, you
forget you’re not driving in
England?
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ANNIE
No, Jeff. It’s supposed to be mind-
blowing. Pleeeease? You get paid.
TROY
Do they do stuff to your butt?
ANNIE
Uh... No.
TROY
Well, I’ll do it anyway.
Everyone but Annie looks at Troy, who minds his lunch,
oblivious.
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CONTINUED:A4 A4
ANNIE
Yay! How about you, Abed? It’s
tomorrow.
ABED
Oof. Tomorrow? They’re showing
all four Indiana Jones’s at The
Vista. I was really looking
forward to the first three. I
bought a whip.
She stops walking and turns to face him, with puppy dog eyes.
ANNIE
This is really important to me,
Abed. Could you please go as my
friend. My really good friend?
ABED
Wow, I didn’t realize we were really
good friends. I figured we were more
like Chandler and Phoebe. They
never really had stories together.
Sure, I’ll do it, Chandler.
ANNIE
(hugging Abed)
Oh, thank you, Abed.
SHIRLEY
That’s nice.
Off Shirley’s “that’s nice,” Jeff looks for Britta and
notices she’s still talking with Vaughn.
JEFF
(getting up)
I better save Britta from that
dude.
SHIRLEY
Yeah, she looks like she’s in
trouble. I hope he doesn’t
“handsome” her to death.
Shirley watches Jeff approach Britta and Vaughn.
JEFF
Hey.
VAUGHN
Hi, what’s up, hey. I’m Vaughn.
Man, those shoes look comfortable.
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CONTINUED:A4 A4
JEFF
Thanks. You in line?
VAUGHN
Nah, just chillin. Hey, you’re not
gonna order a coffee are you?
JEFF
No, I was just seeing if Britta...
VAUGHN
Hey, no judgement at all, brah. I
used to do coffee, but then I
switched to green tea and it’s like
filled with antioxidants and stuff.
It’s pretty tight.
JEFF
(to Britta)
Tight, yes. I’ve heard that about
green tea.
Britta doesn’t look at Jeff. She smiles at Vaughn.
BRITTA
I like green tea. I should make
the change.
Back at the table, Pierce observes Britta and speaks
studiously while touching his bionic ear.
PIERCE
Britta’s making the change to green
tea.
INT. EXPERIMENT ROOM - NEXT MORNING (DAY 2)4 4
Prof. Duncan (now wearing a lab coat) addresses several psych
student assistants, including Annie.
PROF. DUNCAN
Welcome, research assistants. *
Annie claps.
ANGLE ON the monitor. From a hidden camera perspective, we
see Abed, Troy, and other students sitting in a waiting room.
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CONTINUED:A4 A4
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
If you turn your attention to the
monitor, you will see our subjects
are waiting for the experiment to
begin, but... it’s actually
happening right now.
The students GASP, they are into it.
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
You’re welcome.
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CONTINUED:4 4
Prof. Duncan winks. Annie titters excitedly.
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
The waiting is the experiment. The *
Duncan Principle is simple: The
more control lost by - actually, I *
should take this down, too. *
(takes his own notes) *
The more control lost by the ego, *
the more gained by the id,
resulting in a surprisingly
predictable emotional eruption or *
breaking point, *
(southern accent) *
known to ma and pa as a “tantrum.” *
(waits for chuckle, gets
it)
Annie, please let our subjects know *
that the experiment will start in
five minutes.
A smiling Annie crosses to the door.
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
(whispering to everyone)
But it’s never going to start. *
Educated titters. Annie waves her hand over her face, going
from a smile to a serious face. She opens the door into the
waiting room.
INT. WAITING ROOM - CONTINUOUS5 5
ANNIE
Hi, everyone. Hi, Troy. Hi, Abed. *
Oh, hi, Sr. Chang. *
Sr. Chang is seated in the room as well. *
SR. CHANG *
Yeah, what, you don’t think a *
community college Spanish teacher
could use the eighty bucks?
ANNIE
Okay. Well, we are running just a *
little bit behind, so it’s going to *
be five -- *
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CONTINUED:4 4
SR. CHANG
No! Unacceptable! You say
something is going to start at
nine, it starts at nine! Don’t *
waste mi tiempo!
Sr. Chang kicks over a chair and storms out.
INT. EXPERIMENT ROOM - CONTINUOUS6 6
PROF. DUNCAN
And we’re off. *
The students murmur in fascination. *
EXT. QUAD - LATER7 7
Jeff exits the school building with Shirley and some other
students. He bends down to tie his shoe, hoping Shirley will
keep walking. When he stands, she is right there.
SHIRLEY
Did you know we walk the same way
after class? I’m sure you didn’t
or else we would’ve been walking
together, unless you’re a jerk,
just kidding.
JEFF
Ha. Let’s do it.
Jeff starts walking with her.
SHIRLEY
Oh hold on now, going a little too
fast for these dogs.
The walk is even slower. Long, awkward silence. They both *
try to break it.
JEFF (CONT’D)
You have a kid, right?
SHIRLEY
How do you like Greendale?
SHIRLEY (CONT’D) *
What’s that?
JEFF
Nothing.
Shirley exhales. This is painful for her too. Long silence. *
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CONTINUED:5 5
SHIRLEY
Pierce is not exactly right in his
head, is he?
Jeff smiles. This perks him up.
JEFF *
Oh, I don’t know, he seems like a *
pretty normal guy, oh wait, he’s *
NUTS. *
Shirley giggles. *
SHIRLEY
You better be careful, he might be
listening with his Inspector Gadget
hearing aid. You know that show? *
JEFF *
I do know that show. *
SHIRLEY *
Oh, and how about that Hackey Sack
guy? Always around, flirting with
Britta. It’s embarrassing.
JEFF *
(too loud)
I know! He’s the worst! *
SHIRLEY *
I mean, what is with that hair?
JEFF
It’s perpetually moist. And the
incessant evangelizing of green
tea. No offense, but if I want
medical advice, I’ll get it from
someone wearing socks.
Shirley loves that one. They continue gabbing. *
INT. EXPERIMENT ROOM - LATER8 8
Prof. Duncan stands in front of the monitor. He checks his
watch.
PROF. DUNCAN
Okay, we’re three hours in, let’s
review what we’ve seen. Pay close
attention to every subject’s
breaking point. *
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CONTINUED:7 7
ANGLE ON the monitor: Prof. Duncan fast forwards the tape.
We start with a room full of subjects. Over time, we see
Annie pop in and out of the room. One after another,
frustrated subjects get up and leave. (The research
assistants take notes.)
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
(commenting on what he
sees)
Look at this one. He’s a
stomper... This one’s a screamer...
We got a bulemic... Look at the
little one chase the big one, it’s
like Benny Hill... Fore!... Ooh,
he just hit that girl...
On the tape, all that remain now are Abed and Troy. Abed
remains motionless while Troy slowly melts down and exits. *
Abed is the only one left. He sits patiently, hands folded
in his lap. Prof. Duncan leans closer to the screen.
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
Ah, I’ve seen this before. The
longer they wait, the harder they
break. Buckle up, students.
(then, noticing)
Does he have a whip?
EXT. QUAD - LATER9 9
Shirley and Jeff sit on the bench, laughing.
SHIRLEY
Oh, and have you seen how often
Hackey Sack takes his shirt off? *
He’d play shirts and skins in a
game of checkers. *
*
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CONTINUED:8 8
JEFF *
I am so glad to be able to talk
about that guy. I wanted to say
something to Britta but we’re *
supposed to be friends now and *
she’d think I was jealous. *
SHIRLEY *
I don’t see why you and Britta
aren’t together. Two cute white
people, going to school together,
just seems right.
JEFF
Shirley, we’re not pandas in a zoo.
SHIRLEY
(seeing something)
Oh dear.
Jeff looks. Britta and Vaughn make out on the quad.
JEFF
That is not what I want to see.
Britta looks up, sees Jeff watching her.
SHIRLEY
And there goes the shirt.
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT ONE
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CONTINUED:9 9
ACT TWO
FADE IN:
INT. STUDENT LOUNGE - LATER10 10
Britta approaches Jeff at a table.
BRITTA
Heeeey.
JEFF
Hi, there. Want me to check you *
for grass stains?
BRITTA *
That was... embarrassing. *
JEFF
Oh, whatever. Seize the day, man, *
life is short. Get up on that. *
You know? All aboard the *
dreamboat. *
BRITTA
I wasn’t sure when or how to bring *
up that I was hanging out with
Vaughn. Figured you’d... make fun
of him. And me.
JEFF
First of all, friends don’t make
fun of each other, and secondly,
(mustering) *
Vaughn seems cool. *
Britta is impressed with Jeff. *
BRITTA *
You guys should hang out. Well, *
I gotta go. That was tacky out *
there, you’ll never see it again. *
JEFF
No worries.
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EXT. QUAD - NEXT MORNING (DAY 3)11 11
Pierce talks to Shirley as they exit the school building from
before. He wears his Ear-Noculars and Bluetooth.
PIERCE
This thing is amazing. I could
finally hear Mr. Chang from the
back of the room. Too bad they
don’t make one of these for
accents. What’s that? What do you *
mean you got a hold of some “sweet *
weed”? *
SHIRLEY
Doesn’t it get confusing with the *
phone in one ear and that thing in *
the other? *
PIERCE
It’s called living in the modern *
world. *
His cell phone RINGS in his other ear. It’s very loud for *
Pierce and startles him.
PIERCE (CONT’D)
Hello. Mom? Yes, I’ll visit soon. *
What do you mean, “Do I want a *
toke?” Wait. Who’s about to bust *
you? What pigs? What pigs are *
coming? Just put Dad on. *
As Pierce walks off contorting in confusion, Jeff hurries up *
to Shirley.
JEFF
Shirley! Did you notice Sr.
Chang’s socks today? Tiny bull
fighters.
SHIRLEY
I can top that. Did you see Hacky
Sack wears an anklet?
Jeff doesn’t react. *
SHIRLEY (CONT’D) *
Since when won’t you talk about *
Vaughn? No fun. *
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JEFF
I’m trying to be a good friend to *
Britta. She thought I’d make fun *
of him and I want to be *
unpredictable. I’m going to show *
her I’m not the jerk she thinks I *
am and friend the hell out of that *
green tea drinking drum circler. *
SHIRLEY
Okay, but tell me you’ve noticed
how small his nipples are.
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CONTINUED:11 11
JEFF
Not engaging.
SHIRLEY
What? It’s not gossip if it’s
fact. My kids have had hamsters
with bigger nips.
INT. EXPERIMENT ROOM/WAITING ROOM - LATER12 12
The room is a complete mess, littered with take-out food
containers, crumpled pieces of paper and empty coffee cups.
Prof. Duncan, Annie and the other research assistants are
bleary eyed, but they continue to watch the monitor. On the
monitor, Abed happily sits in the same position.
PROF. DUNCAN
Is it on pause?
ANNIE
No, that’s just him.
Annie opens the door to the waiting room.
ANNIE (CONT’D)
Sorry you’ve been waiting...
(checks her watch, sighs)
twenty-six hours. It will be...
five more minutes.
ABED
Okie doke.
Annie closes the door and goes back to the experiment room.
Prof. Duncan tugs at his hair.
PROF. DUNCAN
Why won’t he leave?! *
RESEARCH ASSISTANT #1
Professor, I have other classes I
have to--
PROF. DUNCAN *
Go! Fine! I hate you. Go kill *
John Lennon again, you loser. *
Research Assistant #1 leaves. Prof. Duncan turns to the
monitor.
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CONTINUED:11 11
PROF. DUNCAN (CONT’D)
He’s ruining my study! He’s
warping the Duncan Principle. Damn *
you! Damn you, you outlying piece
of datum!
(punches monitor)
Ow!
(to Annie) *
YOU! This is all your fault! *
ANNIE
But you told me to bring subjects.
PROF. DUNCAN
Subjects! Not Rain Man! I should *
have never let you in this lab,
little Miss know-it-all, Annie
Fanny Panties in a bunch!
ANNIE
Oh, that’s sooo hilaaarious! Did
you think of that the last time you
skipped a trip to the dentist?
PROF. DUNCAN
Let me answer that quest
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