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首页 英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

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英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

煙花的制作與研究
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甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie<Avatar>Yeah,youareright,I'mthedirectorCameronDiaz,applaud,thankyouRecently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled<Avatar>,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactressAnneHathaway,OK,let'sbeginAtfirst,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,rightYeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打个响指)comesomemusic(搞笑舞,自由发挥)(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thankyou,(面向导演),honey,isitawonderfulperformance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk甲:ehmygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervousGetout,nextone乙:ohnosweet,youbreakmyheart(掩面离去)丙:ohitseemstobeseriousGodblessme(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director甲:(与之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,WorldMusicAwards,AmericanMusicAwards,JunoAwardsand(做沉思状)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it'sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryoumyheartwillgoon,justenjoyitnear,far,whereveryouareibelievethattheheartdoesgoononcemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,继续作深情状)andyou'rehereinmyheart,andmyheartwillgoonandon甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanoutOh,I'mdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)tobe,ornottobe,it'saquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess甲(做娇羞状):oh,it'sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat'syourname丁:MynameOh,waitaminuteDoyouknowTrishRegan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh,it'sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade(摇头),andMelissaTheuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere甲(指门,气愤状),youyouyou丁:okok,itdoesn'tmatter,youneedn'tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoetoprah!甲:Idon'tcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureherWhenIlosther,IregretIt’sthemostpainintheworldIfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh,Ican'tstand,showyouthedoor,丁(转身离开,继续台词):Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis(回头,对甲)thousandyears甲:oh,it'sreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexcellentactressOh,I'mdying,youthree,comehere,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey,youlikemydance,right丙镇静状:director,youlikemysinging,right丁深情状:princess,youlikemypoet,right三人同声:wearepast,right甲:ehThankyouforyourehWonderfulperformance,but,I'msorrytotellyou(接电话)WhatNobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,ohgod(挂电话,低头),youthree,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!乙(甜蜜状):that'sverysweetofyou,weloveyousomuch(飞个吻)甲:youknow,youarenotgoodenoughnow,butI'mlookforwardtoyourprogressDoyouhaveconfidence三人齐答:yes,wedo!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

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