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马达加斯加3英文台词 Alex the Lion:Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are. Julian:[from the ground underneath Alex] Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course! Melman the Giraffe:Hey, the bozos have the people. Alex the Lion:Oh, well, great. Good. Phew! Julian:They're up there. [points up at skeleton dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness] Julian:Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though. 2. Gloria the Hippo:Go talk to him. Alex the Lion:But I gave him a snow globe! I can't beat that! 3. Melman the Giraffe:[Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer] Marty the Zebra:Ah, this is great! Thanks! [he puts it in his mouth and poses] Melman the Giraffe:I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer? Marty the Zebra:[Marty spits it out and retches] 4. Melman the Giraffe:Hey, Alex. Psst, Alex. Alex. Alex the Lion:What is it, Melman? Melman the Giraffe:OK, you know how I have to get up every two hours because of my bladder infection and go for a wee? Well, this time I was walking past Marty's pen, and usually I dont look in it, but this time I was walkin' past, and I? Alex the Lion:What, Melman? What is it? Melman the Giraffe:It's Marty... He's gone! Melman the Giraffe:[looks at hole in ground the penguins have dug] How long has he been working on this? [shouts gently down hole] Melman the Giraffe:Marty. Marty! 5. Julian:Does anybody else have the heebee-jeebees? 6. Julian:All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep... [10-second pause] Julian:[shouts] How long is this going to take? 7. Melman the Giraffe:I've divided my will into three equal parts. [wave washes against the shore, destroying 1/3 of the will] Melman the Giraffe:Oh, sorry Alex. 8. [Maurice just told Marty that he was steak] Marty the Zebra:Oh, c'mon! Do I look like a steak to you? Alex the Lion:Yeah! Marty the Zebra:See I told you I don't look like no... what? 9. Julian:[Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet! Maurice:He did tell you about the feet. Mort the Mouse Lemur:[cutely] He he! 10. Alex the Lion:I'm gonna kill you, Marty! Marty the Zebra:Take it easy! Take it easy! Alex the Lion:And strangle you! Marty the Zebra:Calm down! Alex the Lion:Then I'm gonna bury you, then dig you up and clone you, and kill all your clones! Marty the Zebra:20-second time-out! Alex the Lion:And then I'm never talking to you again! 11. [Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music] Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:[angrily] Marty! Marty the Zebra:[afraid] Alex? Alex the Lion:[real-time] Marty! Marty the Zebra:Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea! 12. Julian:Who'd like a cookie? 13. Julian:Can you not see you have insulted the freak? 14. Skipper the Penguin:We've been ratted out, boys. 15. Marty the Zebra:[doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet. 16. Marty the Zebra:You're biting my butt! Alex the Lion:[with Marty's butt in his mouth] No, I'm not. 17. Alex the Lion:[to Marty] You know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! 18. Julian:[to Mort] Oh, shut up, you're so annoying! 19. Maurice:What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies! Julian:Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up. 20. Alex the Lion:Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that! Can't top it! 21. Alex the Lion:Shut up Spalding! 22. Maurice:Where are you giants from? Alex the Lion:We're from New York. Julian:All hail the New York Giants! 23. Gloria the Hippo:Don't make me come up there, I'll get the whuppin' on both of y'all. 24. Gloria the Hippo:Come on, we are New Yorkers, right? Marty the Zebra:Yeah. Gloria the Hippo:We're tough! We're gritty! Marty the Zebra:Yeah! Gloria the Hippo:We're adaptable!