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首页 2017年艾美奖开场段子刷爆了国外朋友圈你看了吗?(附视频

2017年艾美奖开场段子刷爆了国外朋友圈你看了吗?(附视频.doc

2017年艾美奖开场段子刷爆了国外朋友圈你看了吗?(附视频

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年艾美奖开场段子刷爆了国外朋友圈,你看了吗(附视频演讲稿)英语演讲君按又到了一年一度的艾美奖时间!今年的艾美奖,于美国时间月日晚点举办,由深夜脱口秀主持人、政治讽刺家史蒂芬·科拜尔(StephenColbert)主持。让外界都预期他的开场段子将会出现许多讽刺川普的内容,不过大家没想到的是柯贝尔居然出奇招找到惹怒川普的秘密武器,请来前白宫发言人史派塞现身典礼,史派塞也在典礼上重炒前老板川普就职典礼人数争议的梗,讽刺意味十足。艾美奖(EmmyAwards)是美国电视界的最高奖项,地位和电影界的奥斯卡奖、音乐界的格莱美媲美。接下来一起先欣赏一下扣叔如何幽默地吐槽川皇才是年艾美奖最佳得主。EmmyAwardStephen艾美奖扣扣熊开幕爆笑脱口秀TheEmmyskickedoffwithasonganddancenumberbyhostStephenColbertwhoquicklyturnedtheEmmyAwardsintoaroastof,well,PresidentDonaldTrumpThepoliticallyinfusedmonologuewasrightinColbert’ssweetspot,andevenfeaturedasurprisecameofromSeanSpicer,whowasintroducedbythehostas“MelissaMcCarthy”StephenColbert’sbestjokesfromhisEmmysmonologue…CanyoufeelitThisroomiscracklingwiththecollectiveenergyofpeoplewho,forthepasthours,haveconsumednothingbutdistilledwaterandCrestWhitestripsIfyoudowin,don’tforgettothankeveryonewhohelpedyougetupherenamely,“GameofThrones”fornotbeingeligiblePersonally,IhavetotakeamomentheretothankCBSchairmanLeslieMoonvesIliterallyhavetothankhimIt’sinmycontractThesedays,everybodylovesstreamingvideojustaskTedCruzButknockfirstYoudon’tjustwanttowalkinMillieBobbyBrownisheretonightShe’samazinginthatshow,provingonceandforallthattherearerolesforwomeninHollywoodoverI’msureHBOwilltakehomealotofEmmystonight,whichthey’llhavetomeltdowntopayfornextyear’shackerransomToosoonThishasbeenagreatyearfordiversityintelevision…therearesomanytalentedAfricanAmericannomineesJeffreyWright,ViolaDavis,SamiraWiley,UzoAduba,AnthonyAndersonfromABC’s“Blackish,”andofcourse,BillMaherIassumedhe’sblacksincehe’ssocomfortableusingtheNwordOprahisinthefrontrowrightnowOprahwassnubbedthisyearWhatiswrongwithyoupeopleWhatintheimmortallifeofHenriettaLacksiswrongwithyoupeopleI’msosorry,OprahIwasreallyhopingthiswouldbeyourbreakoutyearWeallknowthattheEmmysmeanalottoDonaldTrumpbecausehewasnominatedmultipletimesfor“CelebrityApprentice,”butheneverwonWhydidn’tyougivehimanEmmyI’lltellyouthisifhehadwonanEmmy,Ibethewouldn’thaverunforpresidentSothisisallyourfaultIthoughtyoupeoplelovemorallycompromisedantiheroesYoulikeWalterWhitehe’sjustWaltermuchwhiterUnlikethepresidency,EmmysgotothewinnerofthepopularvoteStephenColbert'sOpeningMonologueGoodeveningladiesandgentlemenandwelcometothethEmmyAwardsI’myourhostStephenColbertThisisexciting,canyoufeel,thisisTV'shighesthonorsUscelebratingusTonight,webingeourselves,canyoufeelitThisroomiscracklingwiththequalitativeenergyofpeoplewhoforthelasthourshaveconsumednothingbutdistilledwaterandCrestWhiteStripsAllthenomineeslooksobeautifulthisevening,sohappy,sohopefulJustareminderifyoudowin,don’tforgettothankeveryonewhohelpedyougetuphere,mainlyGameofThronesfornotbeingeligiblethisyearNow,personallyIhavetotakeamomenttothankCBSchairmanLeslieMoonvesIliterallyhavetothankhimIt’sinmycontractUnfortunately,Lescouldnotbetonighttoreceivemygratitude,soIacceptedonhisbehalfWediditButwhilewearethankingpeople,nobodydeservesmorethanksrightnowthanourfirstrespondersTheyhavebeenworkingtirelesslyfollowingthedisastersinTexasandFloridaAndwehavetothankalsothefriendswhoshowedupwiththefoodTheneighborswithboats,thenunswithchainsaws,thecompletestrangerswhosteppeduptohelprebuildIfyouhaven’tdonatedtothehurricanereliefyet,youstillcanbygoingtohandinhandcomandgivinggenerouslyIbelieveBillyEichnerisstillstandingbytotakeyourcallHow’sitgoingBillyBillyEichner:“StephenI’monthephone!Pleasedon’tembarrassmeinfrontofLouieAndersonOh,theyjusthungup'IapologizetoallofyouWell,whatayearithasbeenfortelevisionTheindustryisbooming,thereareoveroriginalscriptedshowsmadethisyearOfcourse,there’snowayanyonecouldpossiblywatchthatmuchTV,otherthanthepresident,whoseemstohavealotoftimeforthatsortofthingHellosir,thankyouforjoiningus!LookingforwardtothetweetsAndtherehaveneverbeenmoreplatformstogetyourTVthanrightnowYouhavebroadcast,youhavecable,youhaveAmazon,youhaveYouTube,Hulu,voodoo,Netflix,Vitamix,Vimeo,youhaveTwitch,youhaveCrackle,youhaveCrunchle,Bumble,Twerkgorp,Flurp,Ubereyeball,andDintyMooreStewcomOhyes,it’sgoingtobeinthetradestomorrowDintyMoorehasaepisodedealwithMartinScorseseRumoris,LievSchreiberisplayingabroodingchunkofmeatYes,justlikethat,butwithcarrotsandpotatoesaroundhimOfcourse,thesedayseveryonelovesstreamingvideo,justaskTedCruzButknockfirstyouwanttojustwalkinNetflixalonerakedinEmmynominationsthisyearWhynotAndmayIremindyou,fiveyearsagotheirhottestshowwasascratchedDVDofFindingNemoNowwe’vegotamazingshowslikeStrangerThingsMillieBobbyBrownisheretonightShe’samazinginthatshow,provingonceandforallthattherearerolesinHollywoodforwomenoverOfcourse,premiumcablestillhasatonofgreatshowsI’msureHBOwilltakehomealotofEmmystonight,whichthey’llhavetomeltdowntopayfornextyear’shackerransomToosoonBroadcastTValsohaditstriumphsthisyear,rememberbroadcastTheTVOGWhereitstartedBroadcastTVisbreakingnewgroundInfact,thisseason,CBSwillhavetwiceasmanySheldonsasanyothernetworkinhistoryAllthebroadcastnetworkshaveputoutgreatshowsthepastyear,likeThisIsUs,incredibleButseriously,Milo,you’regoingtodiethisseason,rightJustgiveusahintDoyouslipinabathtubBadclamsAreyoumauledbyacircuslioninaconveniencestoreWhathappensI’mjus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