白蛇新传译(英语口语3人小短剧)(搞笑)(修改版)

白蛇新传译(英语口语3人小短剧)(搞笑)(修改版) 出场:《千年等一回》的音乐(准备音乐) 小青:姐，这是哪儿呀, Sister,where are we? 小白:容我找一下(拿出地图寻找)，现在在雷峰塔边上，前面就是西湖了～(准备地图) Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh,Now we are at the edge of Leifeng Pagoda ,and the West Lake is near ahead. 小青:姐，这小地图，找美国都费劲，你能找到西湖嘛, Sister,the map is so small that it is hard to find America.Can you find the West Lake? 小白点头。 Maybe. 小青:我姐这道行真深哪～不就是找个恩人嘛,累死了～ What a genius!We’re too tired for looking for the benefactor.And why you wanna marry him? 小白:谢他啊。小青，别着急～哎~~~~有个人来啦～～～ To Thanks for saving my live.Qing,don’t worry!Ah,look at that man!He is coming! 小青:是的，他看起来很好吃，你想要煮汤呢还是烧烤呢, Yes, He looks tasty!!!would you like boiled or baebecue? 许仙出场(放音乐，《渡情》)(准备音乐) 许仙念诗“鹅鹅鹅，曲项向天歌，白毛浮绿水，红掌拨清波～”好诗啊好诗～ Goose goose goose ,singing crooked towards the sky , white hair floating on green water,red foot paddlling clear wave. Good poet! Really Good! 小青:姐，好吃，肯定好吃～ Good food!Good! 小白:青儿，不要粗俗了，看这位公子挺斯文的。 Qing,you are vulga,but the young man looks grace. 小青:姐,谁知道他是不是表里如一呢, Sister,who knows whether he thinks and acts in the same way. 小白:那我们来考验考验他～(扔钱在许仙脚边)(准备钱) So we need test him. 许仙:哎～这是谁的钱呀,(看到俩人后走过来)作揖，姑娘，请问这是你们掉的钱嘛, Oh,what’s this?whose is it?Ladies,is it your money? 小青:是的。 Oh!Yes～ 许仙:我刚刚从地上捡的，还给你们～ I pick it up from the ground.Please take it back. 小白，小青:哦，非常感谢。 OK.Thank you very much. (许仙转身走开) 小白:这真是个诚实的人啊～ How honest he is! 小青:是不错～但是，他是我们要找的恩人嘛, Yes.But is he your benefactor? 小白:没关系的，我去问问～啊，他要走远了。 principles and policies, political stand, thinking to identify directions, operational orders. (D) strengthening the party construction of party spirit. Spirit is a measure of party positions and the basic principle of the enlightenment. Each party to important life accomplishment, as required, for profound self education, exercise, self improvement and self improvement, thick "background of party membersparty's line, principles and policies play a key political role in implementation. Four-line to firmly establish consciousness. Unswervingly followed the pace of XI Jinping, Secretary, par often awake and active par consciously and resolutely the same courage, par to the CPC Central Committee, General Secretary of the party Constitution and practices series of spirit par, par to the party's theory, line It’s no matter.I will make it clear. Oh,he goes far away. 小青:You don’t have to do that,I will help you. 和小白一起赶上，小青推许仙。 小青:Yo,man, Do you have girlfriend? 许仙惊恐， 小白(赶上,拉住小青道歉):公子且留步，请问公子，怎么称呼,您要到哪里去, Sir,I’m sorry,but can I have your name?And where are you going? 许仙:姑娘，容禀啊～(唱:姓许名仙字汉文，祖籍钱塘有家门～)不知二位姑娘名与姓，为何要来杭州城, My name is Xuxian.I live in Qiantang.I’m going home.So,what’s your names? 小白:我是白素贞～ I am Bai Suzhen. 小青:我叫小青～我们是姐妹。 I am Xiaoqing.We are sisters. 许仙:请问姑娘们家住哪里呀, Nice to meet you.Where are you living? 小青:西湖洞里～ The caves of West Lake. 小白:西湖洞，是个小区的名字～ It’s the name of a housing estate. 许仙(惊讶，疑惑):哦，我先走了，我还有事～ Sorry,I’m busy.I have to go home. 小白:(沉思，发现他可能是那个人)且慢，公子，你还记得不明湖畔的夏雨荷么,…(恶搞状) Wait.Sir, whether you still remember Xia Yuhe from Da Ming Lakeside, 许仙:什么, Pardon, 小青:白蛇 the white snake. 小白:请听我讲一个故事，记得，我还是条小蛇的时候，我很贪玩～有一天去山上玩耍～ Please let me tell you a story.When I was a mini-snake,I was playful.One day,I played on the hill. 小青:姐，你出去玩，不带我～ Sister,why didn’t you take me outside? 小白:(低语)因为，那时候，你还太小～(继续对许仙说):我趴在青青的草地上晒太阳，这时候，来了一头牛，它踩住了我的尾巴～是公子你～救了我啊～所以我想谢你和嫁给你啊。(说快了，本来不想嫁了的，意识到口误，捂嘴) Because you were too small.I was basking in the sunshine ,lying on the green grass.Suddenly a bull came and stepped on my tail.Then you saved me.So I want to thank you and marry you. 许仙(毫不犹豫的打断，快速接话):原来是这样～对，是我。我们结婚吧(兴奋状) I see.Yep,It’s me !Let’s get married now! 小青:(对小白)，真的吗, Are you serious? 小白:不，他一点也不帅(对许仙)公子，你看，这天，开始下雨了～ Of course not.He is not handsome now! Oh.It’s raining. principles and policies, political stand, thinking to identify directions, operational orders. (D) strengthening the party construction of party spirit. Spirit is a measure of party positions and the basic principle of the enlightenment. Each party to important life accomplishment, as required, for profound self education, exercise, self improvement and self improvement, thick "background of party membersparty's line, principles and policies play a key political role in implementation. Four-line to firmly establish consciousness. Unswervingly followed the pace of XI Jinping, Secretary, par often awake and active par consciously and resolutely the same courage, par to the CPC Central Committee, General Secretary of the party Constitution and practices series of spirit par, par to the party's theory, line 许仙:风雨都不能阻止我们结婚～ No matter what happen, let ‘s married now! 小青:我有伞。 I have a umbrella. 小白:给他，然后跑。 Give it to him, and run. 小青给伞给许仙。然后两人快速走。 许仙:说好的嫁给我呢, HEY!SHUO HAO DE MARRY ME ne ? 小白，小青:“you got u wife in your hand!” principles and policies, political stand, thinking to identify directions, operational orders. (D) strengthening the party construction of party spirit. Spirit is a measure of party positions and the basic principle of the enlightenment. Each party to important life accomplishment, as required, for profound self education, exercise, self improvement and self improvement, thick "background of party membersparty's line, principles and policies play a key political role in implementation. Four-line to firmly establish consciousness. Unswervingly followed the pace of XI Jinping, Secretary, par often awake and active par consciously and resolutely the same courage, par to the CPC Central Committee, General Secretary of the party Constitution and practices series of spirit par, par to the party's theory, line