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对联故事教学集锦 01虾子与蛙儿 高则诚是元末明初时的戏曲作家。他从小就聪颖不凡，人们都很喜欢他。他六七岁时，就会作联作诗。 有一天，他从学馆里回来，遇上一位在当地很有名望的尚书大人出门送客。尚书大人特别喜欢小孩，尤其是喜欢那些有才有智的孩子，他看见高则诚身穿着绿袄，又很有才气，就想逗逗这孩子。尚书大人说: 出水蛙儿穿绿袄，美目盼兮 “美目盼兮”是出自《诗经?卫风?硕人》中，形容眼睛明亮美丽。高则诚听见尚书大人出对，就停下来仔细听。他看见尚书大人身穿一件红袍，送客人时不断地给客人行礼的样子，便随口而出: 落汤虾子着红袍，鞠躬如也 高则诚说完对子，才想到自己将尚书大人比作“虾”了，这可不大礼貌，赶忙上前施礼道歉:“对不起，我说得太不礼貌。”这位尚书大人见这孩子出口就成对，把自己送客的神态，穿的衣服，用生动的比喻描绘出来了，便特别称赞，不但没生气，还鼓励了高则诚一番。 02三国人物联 相传 ，几位戏剧 表 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf 演家在一起聊天 ，有一位想起《白蛇传》里的《祭塔 》，塔内点着灯，每个窗孔通明透亮，随口出了一上联: 塔内点灯，层层孔明诸格(葛)亮; 求对下联。几位戏剧家，互相看了看，一时对不出，因为这副对联，在“对例”中，是属于难对的一类，很不好对。要求下联也要运用一个谐音，把三国时一个人的名和字，融合在一个对联里。过了片刻，另一位戏剧表演家，由此想起《哪吒闹海》，三太子被哪吒剥皮抽筋，老龙王敖广到处寻找 ，从而索得下联: 敖广举火，步步照(赵)云照子龙。 这个下联，联想丰富，把三国时赵云的名字融入联中。大家听了，都沉醉在美的享受之中。 03和尚反唇相讥 佛门之中，有许多能诗善对的高人，明代的姚广孝是其中的一位。姚广孝本是医家子弟，14 岁便出家为僧，人称道衍和尚。 他学识渊博，工诗善画 ，又拜席应真为师，通阴阳术数之道。此人非常清高 ，不拘小节 ，把功名利禄看得很淡。封他为高僧，他推托有病而免受;让他以通儒书僧的身份去礼部当官，他也谢拒了。燕王命他蓄发，赐给他府宅，让他娶妻，他都没有接受。唯有纂修《永乐大典》他参加了，那是他兴趣所在。他虽不为官，但与官宦们都很熟悉，朝廷权贵也很尊崇他。有一天，狂风大作，夹着倾盆暴雨，姚广孝遇见了巡街的御史林大人。林御史知道这位高僧文思敏捷，便即景出了一个对子让他对: 风吹罗汉摇和尚 这“摇 ”字是双关语 :明说和尚(罗汉)被吹得摇摇摆摆，暗说“姚”和尚，指姚广孝。姚广孝立即反唇相讥: 雨打金刚淋大人 这“淋大人”，也是双关谐音，指御史“林大人”。 04对联训子 明朝初年有个大臣叫杨士奇，也叫杨寓。他为人正直，办事勤恳，一连在四个皇帝的手下做大官。他儿子杨稷太不争气了，仗着老子当官，自己无恶不作，净干坏事。谁要是不听他的，他就派人抓起来。家乡江苏泰和的老百姓恨他恨得咬牙切齿，有人就写了状子直接送到北京。皇帝看了，把状子转给杨士奇。杨士奇气坏了，一连写了好几封信，让儿子改邪归正，别再祸害乡亲。有一次，在信中他还特意写了一副对子，警告儿子: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 不畏官司千张纸 只怕乡民三寸刀 “三寸刀”指三寸舌，意思是人言可畏:让人告一千张状子都不可怕，可怕的是老百姓整天戳你的脊梁骨骂你，当然，也骂我哟～可是，杨稷根本不听父亲的劝告，照旧胡作非为，一点也不收敛。闹得实在不像话了，皇上下令把杨稷抓起来，关进监狱。杨士奇听说了，又急又愁 ，加上年岁也大了，便忧恨交加，卧床不起。没有多久，顶顶有名的杨士奇，让儿子给气死了。当然，杨稷也没有好下场，被判了死刑。 05朱项两姓 从前，有个地方东西街住着两个大户家族，一户姓朱，一户姓项。家族大，纠纷多，常常想一个压倒一个，互不相让。为了显示本族的威风，姓朱的家族在东街修建了一个富丽堂皇的大祠堂;而姓项的家族一看不甘示弱，火速集资动工，日夜兼程，在西街上也盖起了一个大祠堂。朱氏家族中有人提出给祠堂大门上挂一副气魄大的对联，把姓项的压倒，写什么内容呢,本族几个能人在一块商量:历史上我们姓朱的大人物不少，后梁的朱温，明朝的朱元璋都坐过皇帝;宋朝的朱熹，是著名的理学家，是个“圣人”，把这些写上，就够威风的了。于是他们在祠堂大门上悬挂了一副大字楹联: 两朝天子，一代圣人。 项氏家族的人看了这副对联，大为愤慨，很不服气。全族人在一起商量如何压倒对方，为项氏家族争气。有的说，人家又是天子，又是圣人，还能有比他们大的吗,有人反驳说，难道我们姓项的就没有比他们厉害的人吗,《三字经》上说:“昔仲尼，师项橐。”孔子是最大的圣人，项橐是孔子的老师，朱熹就不在话下。接着又有人说，楚汉相争时，项羽把刘邦的父亲，用大鼎煮死。他姓朱的当过皇帝，我们姓项的把皇帝的老子煮死了嘛。众人一听欢呼雀跃，很快项祠的大门上也挂出了一副大字楹联: 烹天子父，为圣人师。 朱氏家族人看了，个个目瞪口呆，说不出一句话来。 06花农讽秀才 从前，有个专爱舞文弄墨的秀才，遇事就做起打油诗来炫耀自己。这天赶集，他看见一个农民挑两篮花来卖，便走上前去摇头晃脑地说了一联: 小篮也是篮，大篮也是篮，小篮放到大篮里，两篮共一篮; 农民一听，这算什么诗，随口讽刺道: 秀才也是才，棺材也是材，秀才放到棺材里，两材(才)共一材。 弄得秀才张口结舌 ，无言以对 ，偷偷地挤进人群，溜走了。 07篾匠巧对石匠 有位老石匠，每当修完一座桥时，都写出一条上联，请过桥人对下联。有一次，他又修完一座桥，并出了一个上联，向过桥人求对。这时，一个秀才走过来对石匠说:“你一个石匠，也敢舞文弄墨,”石匠笑答 :“岂敢，岂敢～老汉不过是忙中取乐 。”秀才说 :“既然如此，你就出上联吧 ～”石匠脱口而出: 开大山砌小石修拱桥铺平路通南通北 这上联中，有“大小、拱平、南北”三对反义词，秀才听后，抓耳挠腮，苦思苦索半天也想不出下联。突然，从围观的人群中走出来一个扛竹子的篾匠对秀才说:“你对不上，我来试试 。”说罢，开口念出下联。围观人听了，赞不绝口。老石匠上前对蔑匠说 :“老哥，还是你行 ～”原来蔑匠的下联是: 砍长竹划短蔑挽圆圈箍扁桶装东装西 石匠和蔑匠各自结合自己的生活经历编出的对联 ，朴实，贴切，劳动群众喜闻乐见。 08巧答考官 于谦14 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 岁时去杭州应试，主考官杭州知府的名字叫虞谦，与他名相同，姓同音。考前要点名，当点到于谦时，于谦躬身站起来却不答应，主考官问他为何不答应,于谦说:“我与大人同名 ，所以不敢答应 。”主考官看到这个小学童聪明可爱，又懂礼貌，便想试试他的才学，便出了一句上联: 何无忌，魏无忌，长孙无忌，彼无忌，尔亦无忌 虞知府一连道出了五个“ 无忌”。何无忌是晋朝大臣，魏无忌是战国时魏公子信陵君 ，长孙无忌是唐朝功臣 。后两个“无忌”是说，这三个人都同名，他们没有忌讳，你又何必忌讳呢,于谦一听，解除了顾虑，从容地对主考说 :“我给您对个下联吧 ～”主考说 :“好呵～”于谦对道: 张相如，蔺相如，司马相如，名相如，实不相如 于谦的回对，也相应地用了五个“相如”。前三个分别是:汉初东阳武乡侯张相如，战国时“完璧归赵”的名相蔺相如，汉代大文学家司马相如。后两个“相如”是说，这三个人名字都一样，但实际上各有高下，水平并不是都一样。于谦的对句既表示了自己在主考官面前的谦虚有礼，又暗示了自己将来一定要超过他们的抱负。 09巡抚私访 某朝有个秀才，博学多识，只因贫寒，无钱打通考官，屡试不中。无奈，只好到江南游馆，想以教书谋生。 一天夜里 ，秀才投宿一家客店 ，与同房一位客人攀谈起来。那位客人说 :“先生既来江南游学，必是满腹诗书，鄙人有一联献丑，望予属对 。”秀才笑道:“请 ～”这晚正是八月十五中秋夜，月色分外明亮，客人望着窗外明月，念出上联: 秋月如盘，人在冰壶影里; 秀才听了，忽见室内床帐里挂着一幅《春山飞鸟图 》，随即对道: 春山似画，鸟飞锦帐帷中。 客人听了大喜，向店主人要来酒菜，二人饮酒赏月，谈得非常投机，毫无倦意。客人又请秀才出外，散步于星月之下，行至一个小池塘旁边，见池内水平如镜，客人说出一则上联: 小沼沉星，似仙人撒下金棋子; 秀才抬头看见山顶古松，随即对出下联: 古松挂月，如老龙擎出夜明珠。 夜深了，二人才回店休息。次日清晨，秀才醒来，已不见那位客人;秀才甚为惊奇，不知是何原因。秀才正在纳闷，忽然来了一位公差，对秀才恭恭敬敬地行个礼，说:“请先生上马，巡按大人有请 ～”秀才莫名其妙，便糊里糊湖地上了马待见了巡按大人以后，秀才方才明白，昨夜同宿的客人，原来是私访的八府巡按。巡按很赏识秀才的学问，便命他做了州府督学。 10无火起尘烟 明代有一个著名的文人叫王汝玉，参加预修《永乐大典》。他从小就很喜欢文学 ，聪明 、机敏、记性好，有丰富的想象力，他经常作诗写文章，人们都说他是个小神童。他7 岁那年冬天，他和父亲观赏雪后的景色。大雪过后，天空中升起了太阳，太阳暖洋洋的，把屋顶上的雪都晒化了，雪水顺着屋檐滴滴嗒嗒地往下流。王汝玉的父亲指着屋檐出了一句上联让他对: 日晒雪消，檐滴无云之雨 王汝玉想了想，对道: 风吹尘起，地生不火之烟 是啊，这风吹起的尘土，不就像不生火的烟吗,父亲听了儿子的答对，又工整又巧妙，心里特别高兴。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 11争座位 明孝宗时官拜文渊阁大学士的丘浚，小时候家道贫穷。由于他秉性聪明，又刻苦用功，一直是老师喜爱的学生。 有一天，教室外面下起了大雨，教室里开始漏雨，雨水滴滴嗒嗒地溅到了座位上，有些座位已经不能坐了，同学们都争着到没有雨的座位上去坐。丘浚和一个富家子弟争一个座位，谁也不让谁，就请先生来评理。先生虽然喜欢丘浚，但又怕得罪了有钱的大户人家，便想出了一个两全其美的办法。他对两人说:“你们不要争了，我出一句五字的上联，谁能对上，谁就坐好座位。”先生出的联是: \细雨肩头滴 那富家子弟平时就不爱学习 ，只见他抓耳挠腮地想了半天，还是无词可对，而丘浚却早就想好了，当老师问他时，他随口答道: 青云足下生 这句下联对的贴切自然 ，那老师和同学们当然拍手叫好，好座位当然让给了丘浚。 12“饥鸡”对“暑鼠” 从前 ，有个秀才 ，夏天晚上在屋檐下乘凉。他睡在竹床上，仰面看见一只老鼠“吱吱”几声从屋梁上跑过，他想了一想，便念到: 暑鼠量梁，提笔描猫惊暑鼠; 但此联既出，却无法对出下联 。后来他经过一个晒谷场，看见几只鸡在吃谷子，忽听远处一个妇人招呼附近玩耍的孩子赶鸡，孩子们拣起石子向鸡丢去，把鸡赶跑了。他触景生情，拍拍脑袋笑道 :“有了，这下联有了 ～”不觉脱口而出: 饥鸡盗稻，呼童拾石打饥鸡。 这副对联成对地使用同音字，如“饥鸡”对“暑鼠”，“盗稻”对“量梁”，“拾石”对“描猫”，不仅刻画鼠鸡的情态维妙维肖 ，而且声律和谐 ，意趣横生。 13讽刺伪差徭总局 国民党陕西差徭总局仗势胡为，欺压百姓，鱼肉乡民，人民深恶痛绝。春节时，有人给总局大门外贴了一副对联，辛辣地予以讽刺: 差徭总局，酒局肉局药丸局，局中设局，局内者甘，局外者苦，几时了局见升平; 支应诸公，豺公狼公饕餮公，公然办公，公心何在,公理何存,无非假公图私益。 横批是 :“斌卡尖傀”。 这横批很有意思，它讽刺总局官员，是一伙不文不武、不上不下、不大不小、不人不鬼的坏东西。 14巧续下联 明代的万安，小时候是个聪明伶俐的孩子。他不但勤学好问，而且特别擅长对对子。一天清晨，住在他家的一位远方来的客人起床后，在院子里散步。客人看见红日从东方升起，彩霞万缕，映照着西方的像银色镰刀一样的残月，不禁触景生情 ，感慨地对着天空吟哦: 日在东，月在西，天上生成“明”字 客人一联出口，还想接着往下对，但是由于他的学识还不行，怎么也续不下去，坐在门前的石阶上发呆。这时 ，万安正在书房里读书，从窗子里看见客人这副模样，一问，才知道是为了下联。万安笑着对客人说:“这有什么可难的，等我为您续联吧。”万安抬头向四面一看，见书僮和丫环去井边提水，两人翩翩而行，便随口念道: 子在右，女在左，世间配定“好”人 客人听了，连声夸赞对得好。 15白衣里一个大仁 明代徐晞，从一个普通的吏员开始，直到当了兵部尚书，是个很有才干的人。但因为他不是科举出身，常被那些有“文凭学历”的同僚和士子们看不起。有一次，在学宫里，有个进士指着孔子的牌位说:risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions “认得这位老先生不,”意思是徐晞没进过学堂，没拜过孔子。徐晞回答很妙顾:“认得呀～这位先生不是由科甲出身的。”同僚们还是不服气。一次同行去城外，他们又嘲笑他。徐晞说:“我倒要领教一下各位的才学，出个对子可以吗,”这些人自恃科甲出身，有满肚子学问，就回答:“请不要出得太容易喽～”徐晞一笑，给他们出了一联: 劈破石榴，红门中许多酸子 这是利用谐音，讽刺他们是黉(音红)门(古时学校大门)中出来一批酸文人 。谁知这些“上知天文 ，下知地理”的文士，却无法对出以日常小事为题的对子，急得团团转。还是徐晞给他们道出下联: 咬开银杏，白衣里一个大仁 用“白衣”比喻非科甲出身当官的人 ，而“大仁”又谐“大人”的音，是说由白衣作官的，有我这么一个大人。这些文士由此十分佩服徐晞，再也不敢说一句嘲笑的话了。 16智讨风筝 李东阳小时候既聪明又活泼 。 有一天与小伙伴一起放风筝，不小心风筝的线断了，风筝被吹到一家员外的花园里。小伙伴们胆小，都不敢去要，唯独李东阳胆子大，他翻墙过去拾风筝。 这家员外看见从墙外跳进一个小孩，先是吓了一跳，后来看李东阳文质彬彬的 ，不像是坏孩子，便拿着风筝想逗逗他，员外说:“我出个对子，你要是能对上，就还你这风筝。”李东阳点头同意了，墙外的小伙伴们怕李东阳出事，都爬在墙头上往里看，一看没事，就都翻墙跳进来，员外就以此为题对李东阳说: 童子六七人，独汝狡 李东阳看了员外的气派 ，觉得员外一定有二千石的奉禄，就对了个缺尾巴的下联: 员外二千石，唯公—— 他故意不把最后一字说出 ，“唯公„„唯公„„”地拉着长音，调皮地与员外周旋 。员外以为他对不上，得意地笑了: “唯公什么，对不上了吧,”李东阳说 ;“这最后一个字，我早就有了，可是不说 。”员外不懂什么意思，问他 :“这是为什么呀,”李东阳说:“你如果还我风筝 ，就是'唯公廉‘，如不还我，就是'唯公贪’。”这员外一听就笑了，他可不会为了个风筝，得个贪名，忙把风筝还给了孩子们。 17阁下李先生 明朝李东阳，官至大学士，按当时的习惯，人们称他为李阁老。有一次 ，十多位新进士去他家作客，有位进士行礼时，口称“阁下李先生”，李东阳听了微微一笑。大家落座以后，李东阳说:“我有个出句，请对个下句。”他的出句是: 庭前花始放 几个人你看我，我看你，弄不明白为什么让大家对这么简单的句子，便谁也不敢冒然答对了。李东阳笑了:“怎么都不说话,这对句是现成的，刚才不是有人说了吗,”刚才说什么,噢～原来是—— 阁下李先生 众人赶忙站起连说:“阁下高明～阁下高明～”高明在什么地方呢,这时的“阁下李先生”已经不是称呼人的意思了，变成与“庭前花始放”相对应的一种景象。阁下，就是楼阁下，与庭前对仗;李，是李子，一种树上结的果实，与花对仗;先生，是最先生长出来，与始放相对仗。这就是字面对仗所产生的双关效果。 \\ 18鄂比赠曹雪芹的对联 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 相传，曹雪芹的家境极为贫苦，过着“寒冬噎酸 星 ，雪夜围破毡”的生活。可是他性格傲岸，很有骨气，常和一些愤世嫉俗、志同道合的朋友诗酒往来、关系甚密 。有一年过年时，他的知己朋友鄂比赠给他一副对联，写的是: 远富近贫，以礼相交天下少; 疏亲慢友，因财而散世间多。 这副对联，对挚友曹雪芹“ 远富近贫，以礼相交”，不趋炎附势，不攀高厌低的高尚品德，表示了赞扬;同时又对封建社会里“因财而散 ”，“疏亲慢友 ”，“贫贱亲戚离，富贵他人合”的赤裸裸的金钱关系进行了揭露和抨击，实为一副佳联。 19霞锦对月弓 明朝正统年间 ，江苏吴县出了一位有名的才子 ，他叫施槃。可是他不是什么官宦人家的公子 ，也不是出身书香门第，而是一个家庭贫穷的苦孩子 ，从小就一面干活儿，一面读书，就这样，靠他的勤奋和聪慧，他在乡里很有名。乡亲们都说，这孩子应该去读书，说不定能考中状元。后来，乡亲们让一位老人，带着施槃来到了张都宪的家，恳求张都宪让施槃在张府私塾读书。张都宪是个酷爱人才的官，他想考察一下这孩子，就指着天上的月亮问施槃，“你看天上的月亮像什么,” “像弓。” 施槃马上敏捷地回答出来。张都宪自言自语地说道: 新月如弓，残月如弓，上弦弓，下弦弓 施槃马上又意识到张都宪这是在出对联考他呢，他想，老爷以月亮为题，我应以朝霞相对才是，于是，他对出了下联: 朝霞似锦，暮霞似锦，东川锦，西川锦 张都宪一听，心里高兴极了，觉得这个孩子很聪明，马上就答应免费让施槃进了自己的家塾读书学习。施槃刻苦学习，少年时就考中进士第一名，被授于编修的官，只可惜很早就去世了。 20云开见日 明朝景泰二年(1451 )冬天 ，右佥都御史韩雍巡视江西。正当他视察南昌死囚牢房时 ，外边下起鹅毛大雪 ，他即景吟出: 水上冻冰，冰积雪，雪上加霜 吟罢，自己竟然对不出下联。这时，他看见一个囚犯伤心地直哭，就问 :“你为何落泪,”囚犯说 :“大人所说的'水、冰、雪、霜’，实为死囚处境，我听后不觉伤心了。” 韩雍觉得此人谈吐不凡 ，便又问道 :“你莫非有求生之心,” 囚犯拱手吟道: 空中腾雾，雾积云，云开见日 韩雍听了，高兴地称赞 :“天才～天才 ～”他调来死囚案卷，发现此人是南昌才子，因为揭发府官贪赃受到报复，被诬为谋反，而判处死刑。韩雍主持公道，为他平了反，并严惩了南昌知府。对死囚来说，真是“云开见日”了。 21湖光月色图 一个秋日，郑板桥租了一叶扁舟，到兴化北乡去。船行到中堡湖时，已经是晚霞纷飞，夕阳西下的时候了，船家在船后摇橹 ，小船悠悠地荡行着，板桥端坐船头，观赏着湖光山色。举目湖心，艘艘渔船上升起了袅袅轻烟;侧耳湖滩，只只菱舟上传来了阵阵渔歌。天渐渐地黑了。板桥正待回舱时，忽觉眼前一亮，但见半轮上弦月从湖面跃了出来，皎洁的月光映着那微波细浪，象满湖的碎银在闪光 ，好一幅“湖光月色图”呵～板桥脱口吟出一句 :“半湾活水千江月 。”上联吟罢，板桥正在沉思下联时 ，天色陡然变了。不知从何处刮来了一阵狂风，平静的湖面顿时翻腾起来，小船被打翻，人被抛在水中。正在危急之时，附近几只回家的小船赶忙拢来。渔民们从水中救起了板桥和船家，并热情地请他们到庄上换衣服、用晚饭。席间，渔民们告诉板桥:这里湖中出鱼虾菱藕，岸上产稻麦果蔬，湖中产一种大蚌，里面还经常采到绿豆大的珍珠呢～ risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 听着听着，板桥沉浸在渔家的欢乐之中。是呵，这里一滴水、一粒砂，哪样不是宝呢,真是“一粒沉砂万斛珠”呵～ 临别时，渔民朋友请他写几个字，板桥欣然提笔，一挥而就: 半湾活水千江月， 一粒沉砂万斛珠。 板桥走后 ，当地渔民请石匠把板桥手迹镌刻在一块石碑上，以资纪念。 22特大浴盆 杨慎是明代的大文学家，他从小就受到了在朝廷里当太师的父亲的影响 ，读了许多书 ，知书达理，善文写诗，无所不会，人们都叫他“神童才子”。有一回，杨慎在家乡的池塘里洗澡，恰好县令路过此地。但杨慎不仅不躲避，还对着县令嘻嘻笑着扮鬼脸。县令一看这小孩子这么调皮，有点觉得失了自己的面子，本想让人把杨慎骂一顿，可是杨慎在水里，就是不上岸，于是，这县令就叫人把杨慎的衣服拿走，挂在路边的一棵古树上 ，然后，对杨慎说 :“我出个对联 ，你如果能对上，就还你的衣裤 。”说完，就出了上联: 千年老树为衣架 杨慎在清澈的池水里，一边划着水，一边对出了下联: 万里长江作浴盆 这县令听了，心里吃了一惊，他没想到这么小的孩子能有如此奇才，赶忙让人把衣服送还给杨慎，并邀请他到县衙门里去作客，后来他们成了忘年交的好朋友。这个故事，还有一种说法，是解缙与他父亲对的。 23无弦琴 明代弘治年间礼部尚书兼文渊阁大学士顾鼎臣，是一个才华出众的人。他从小就读过好多诗书，他的诗文文字优美，感情真挚。他尤其喜欢对对子。他父亲也就经常带他到外面去游玩，给他出联作对，帮助他提高学业。年幼的顾鼎臣在学馆里读书时，老师看出这孩子不但勤奋好学，而且聪明机敏，这天，特意出了一个联句让他对: 花坞春晴，鸟韵吹成无孔笛 顾鼎臣听了，对答如流: 树庭日暮，蝉声弹出不弦琴 出句是“ 鸟韵”，并被比喻成“无孔笛”吹，很形象和生动地把小鸟啼鸣描绘出来，而对句呢 ，“蝉声”比喻成“不弦琴”弹，更是生动而形象。师生的对句把一幅春景有声有色地描绘出来了，对仗既工稳，又有趣。老师听罢，放声大笑，从此，就更加器重这孩子了。 24板桥自寿联 郑板桥，早年家贫，一生只做过两任知县，为官清正，体察民情，因帮助农民打赢官司和办理赈济，得罪了权贵，而被罢官。他做官前后，都住在扬州卖画。过六十寿诞时，他自己给自己写了一副寿联: 常如作客，何问康宁;但使囊有余钱，瓮有余酿，釜有余粮 。取数叶赏心旧纸，放浪吟哦;兴要阔，皮要顽，五官灵动胜千官，过到六旬犹少; 定欲成仙，空生烦恼;只令耳无俗声，眼无俗物，胸无俗事 。将几枝随意新花，纵横穿插;睡得迟，起得早，一日清闲似两日，算来百岁已多。 这副对联，写得轻松愉快，洒落自在，是极为有趣的，传神地表达出郑板桥的风度和胸怀，以及老年的兴趣和性格。 25怎么读都行 明代书画家祝允明，字希哲 ，号枝山 ，与唐伯虎、文征明、徐祯卿被人誉为“江南四大才子 ”。他虽出身富户，却嫉恶如仇，看不起爱钱如命的财主们。一年除夕，有个姓钱的财主，请他写春联，他满口应承下来，存心奚落这个财主一番，给大门写了一副: 此地安能居住 其人好不悲伤 财主看了气得脸都发涨了 ，但又无可奈何。他越想越气，到衙门里告状说祝枝山辱骂他 。第二天 ，risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 县令派人传来祝枝山，责问道 :“钱家请你写对联，你为何辱骂他,”祝枝山笑着说:“大人差矣～读书人无权无势，岂敢骂人，我这里明明写的是吉庆之词呀～”财主分辩道:“大人明察，他对联上写着'此地——安能居住，其人——好不悲伤。’这难道是吉庆之词吗,”县令赞同地点点头:“这分明是作践人的。”祝枝山听了哈哈大笑，道:“原来大人也不知春联的念法，难怪信了钱家的话呢～”县令问:“照你说该如何念,”祝枝山念道:此地安，能居住其人好，不悲伤财主和县令听了，目瞪口呆。过了好一会儿，县令才如梦初醒，训斥钱财主:“无耻狂徒，不怪自己才疏学浅，倒把祝先生如此绝妙的吉庆之词当作辱骂之语，还来欺骗本官，还不快给先生赔罪～” 财主无奈 ，只得向祝枝山赔罪 。不过，这春联还是没有贴，因为他越琢磨越觉得不是味儿。 26弹棉花 有一天，祝枝山来到一处江南小镇，赶上有个大富人家大宴宾客 。一打听，知道主人原是弹棉花起家的，苦心经营 10年，才成了镇上的首富。祝枝山出于好奇，也想进去看看。守门的见他衣着平常，以为是失意的秀才，没让他进去。正在这时，从里面走出一个儒生。这儒生以前见过祝枝山一面，慌忙上前打躬作揖，并替主人把他请了进去。满厅堂的文人学子，乡里名流 ，听说江南才子祝枝山驾到，都赶忙站起来恭迎，主人更是欢喜不尽。酒过三巡 ，主人请祝枝山写一副对联，准备挂在正堂之中。众宾客也极力相请，想看看祝枝山写字，一饱眼福。祝枝山心中一盘算，即刻写成一联: 三尺冰弦弹夜月 一天飞絮舞春风 主人不识字，立刻让人去装裱。客人们倒看出来了:对联说的是弹棉花，三尺冰弦，是弹弓，一天飞絮，是棉花。可他们虽然知道祝枝山是讥笑主人弹棉花起家，谁敢在才子面前胡言乱语，只好偷偷一笑，随它去罢。 27被里的虱子 有一年夏天，祝枝山和一位文友在街上漫步，路过一个池塘，塘里种着荷花 。但见绿叶如盖，鱼儿都游到荷叶下乘凉。 祝枝山见景生情，出了个上联: 池中荷叶鱼儿伞 友人称赞这对子出得好，形象生动，是很好的比喻。可如何对呢,一抬头，见一户人家屋檐下有个燕窝，恰好由一网蛛丝挡着入口，立时有了下联: 梁上蛛丝燕子帘 祝枝山也称赞友人答对是很合适的。这时，就听身后响起沙哑的声音: 被里棉花虱子巢 他们回头一看 ，是个老乞丐 ，脸上一副麻木的神情。原来，乞丐听到他们对对子，也根据自己的生活对了一个。祝枝山很惊奇，乞丐中也有能人呵，不知为什么落到如此地步。于是，他们俩把身上带的碎银子都给了乞丐，表示一点心意。 28抬不动了 传说有一次祝枝山碰见了一个叫徐子建的师爷。这位师爷自命不凡 ，傲气十足 ，夸口说没有能难住他的对子。这回相遇，他提出要和祝枝山比对子。祝枝山问:“谁出,谁对,”“当然是你出，我对喽～”师爷满不在乎地说。祝枝山微微一笑，说出上联: 三塔寺前三座塔 徐子建一听:就这个呀，有什么难的,张口对出: 五台山上五层台 师爷正催促出个新对子时，祝枝山说 :“还没完，我能加字。”“这有什么,我也能填字。”祝枝山继续说: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 三塔寺前三座塔，塔、塔、塔 徐子建想都没想，就说: 五台山上五层台，台„„ 他说不下去了 ，总不能说五个 “台”字吧,祝枝山说了句:“'抬’不动了吧,”哈哈大笑，扬长而去。 29迟对隐字联 一次，唐伯虎正在田埂上观赏风光，忽然一位老农挑着一担河泥迎面走来 ，因为田埂太窄，必须有人让路，才能通过。 这时老农开口说 :“我出个对子你来对。对得上，我让路;对不上，你让路 。”唐伯虎欣然答应了。老农指着担子说: 一担重泥拦子路 唐伯虎一听，愣了好久，对不上来，只好脱鞋下水让路。原来，这是个“隐字对” ，“重泥”隐“ 仲尼”，就是孔丘;子路是孔子的学生。意思是说，老师难住了学生。过了几年 ，有一次，唐伯虎外出访友，遇见一个官老爷坐船观景后，在夕阳残照中，纤夫们摇着船说说笑笑地往回走。唐伯虎看到这个景象，脱口吟出: 两岸纤夫笑颜回 他说的“纤夫”隐“ 庆父”，是个坏家伙;颜回是孔子的得意门生 。他高兴自己对出了老农的下联，虽然迟对了几年，但总算对出来了。 30陈白阳对唐伯虎 有一次 ，唐伯虎和陈白阳到郊外游玩 ，唐伯虎提出对对联，陈白阳表示赞成 ，并提出 :以行至前庄酒店为限，谁输了，罚酒吃。唐伯虎点头同意，随即出一上联: 眼前一簇园林，谁家庄子; 陈白阳一听，认为很容易对，可是一经琢磨，觉得并不那么简单 ，因为联中的“庄子”既是一个书名，又指一个村庄。 他边走边想 ，不觉走进了酒店 ，只好请客喝酒。他二人刚坐定，陈白阳猛然抬头看见酒店墙壁上写着 :“杜康传技，太白遗风”两行洒洒落落的大字时，他一把按住唐伯虎手里的酒杯说 :“我对上了，你听 ～”随口说出下联: 壁上两行文字，哪个汉书。 《汉书》是书名，“哪个汉书”也可解作哪个汉子书写的，这与上联“庄子”一词兼多义手法是一致的。 31商人求俗联 相传，有个商号的老板，请唐伯虎代写对联，唐伯虎灵机一动，挥毫写了一副: 生意如春意， 财源似水源。 这副对联，结构严谨，工整自然，浅显明快，上下联都用比喻，意味深长。但是，这个商人却不满意，要求写得能通俗明白，显而易见。唐伯虎没法，只好挥笔再书一副: 门前生意好似夏夜蚊虫队进队出， 夜里铜钱要象冬天虱子越捉越多。 32墨水化乌龙 明代的汤鼐小时候长得与众不同，他的身体特别修长和瘦弱，面黄肌瘦的，可要是论学业，别人可比不上他，他是学童中的佼佼者，老师同学都挺喜欢他。有一天，朝廷中的一个大臣来到汤鼐的家乡安徽寿州(今寿县)，他听说这个孩子特别聪明，便把汤鼐叫来，试试对。他出的上联是: 室内焚香，烟绕画堂蟠白蟒 汤鼐听了稍为思索了一下，便答道: 池边洗砚，墨随流水化乌龙 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 大臣听了很高兴 ，他觉得对句不仅快 ，而且内容想象丰富，所形容的池里洗砚台的情景，有动有静，如诗如画，句子很优美。这个大臣被这个瘦弱的孩子的聪明才智感动得不知说什么好 ，他亲自出钱资助这个穷孩子读书 。后来，汤鼐果然很用功，考中进士，升为御史，成了一个很有出息的人。 33切瓜分客 明代的蒋焘是有名的文学家，他从小就受父亲的影响，吟诗作对，长进很快。 有一次，他父亲的一个很有学问的朋友来家里做客，客人和他父亲谈得很热烈，正在这时，外面下起了小雨，溅湿了窗户。客人看见后马上道出了一个上联，让在座的人答对: 冻雨洒窗，东二点，西三点 这句是析字联，结合实景，把“ 冻”“洒”两字析成“东二点”，“ 西三点”，这是它的奇妙之处。在座的人绞尽脑汁，苦苦思索，可是谁也对不上。一时间，气氛很沉闷，大家都低着头想，连切好的西瓜都忘了吃了。正在大家发愁时，站在一旁的蒋焘望着桌子上切好的西瓜，灵机一动，一句下联跳入脑海里，他随口就道出: 切瓜分客，横七刀，竖八刀 在座的众人齐声叫好。蒋焘对的下联中把“ 切”“分”析为横“ 七刀”，竖“八刀”，以物叙事，上联和下联珠联璧合，特别贴切。 34有杏不须梅 明朝有个神童程敏政 ，10 岁的时候，就远近闻名了。安徽巡抚罗绮把他推荐给朝廷。大学士李贤很器重他，并且想招他为女婿。一天，李贤请程敏政到家中吃饭。吃到中间儿，李贤指着桌子的藕片，试探着问了一句: 因荷而得藕 这是一个由谐音而变成双关的出句。表面意思是，因为有了荷花才得以生成藕。而“荷”与“何”谐音，“藕”与“偶”(配偶)谐音，这就产生了另一种意思:你要凭着什么来为自己娶个好妻子呢,程敏政从话里听出李贤挺喜欢自己，并且早知道学士的女儿十分漂亮、聪明和贤惠，就大胆地用对句表示了自己的倾慕之情: 有杏不须梅 也来个谐音双关。看起来是说，有了甜杏就不再需要酸梅了，这本身也是一种比喻:有您家女儿这“ 甜杏”，谁还找别人家“酸梅”呢,他更深一层意思是 :我三生有幸(杏)，被您老人家看中了 ，还得到未来岳丈的亲自关照 ，就不需要媒(梅)人了。李贤见他聪明过人，喜欢得不得了，后来，果真把女儿许给了他。 35乾隆为商号写春联 相传 ，一年三十晚上 ，乾隆皇帝换上便服，到大街去巡视。见有一家鞋店门上没贴对联，便推门进去。只见店主人情绪不高。他问生意怎样,店主人唉声叹气地说 :“今年生意不好，没心思贴春联 。”乾隆皇帝说 :“我给你写一副 。”店主人很高兴，赶快拿来纸笔，乾隆皇帝当即写了一副有趣的对联: 大楦头，小楦头，打出穷鬼去; 粗麻绳，细麻绳，引进财神来。 横批是 :“鞋店兴隆”。 乾隆皇帝给鞋店写对联的事很快传开了，城里城外到处议论 ，人们纷纷来到鞋店观看皇帝写下的对联 。店主人兴高采烈，殷勤接待，鞋店买卖果然很快兴隆起来。 36对联中的人名 明代弘治年间，江西贵溪有一个叫夏言的人，他小时候勤奋好学，才华出众。有一次，15 岁的夏言跟着父亲夏鼎去参加宴会 ，在酒席间 ，李尚书看了看周围出了一条上联让大家对: 孟春季春惟少仲 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 在座的人，都你看我、我看你，没人能对上，不料，小夏言站起来，先向父亲行个礼，说声“ 请父亲原谅”，然后高声答道: 夏鼎周鼎独无商 他的联句刚答完，大家都连声叫好。因为，当时在场的有同榜的考生孟春、季春、周鼎等人，李尚书出的联句中，既包含了两个考生的名字，又用了古人对十二个月的别称:春天三月，正月为孟春 ，二月为仲春，三月为季春，合称三春。夏、秋、冬三季也是这种叫法。正巧，在坐的只有“孟春” ，“季春”，缺少中间的“仲春”。少年夏言的对句，既嵌有其父亲的姓名和另一考生的名字 ，又用上“ 夏、商、周”三个朝代名称，也是只有“夏”和“周”，缺少二者之间的“商”。因为按旧时的规矩，儿子不能直接叫父亲的名字，所以他才先向父亲施礼表示请求原谅。 37得意地站起来 明代的爱国者杨继盛 ，从小勤奋好学 ，在学馆里上对课时，每次对句，都很巧妙。 有一次，学馆里的老师外出，学生们在教室里趁机玩起了游戏，正玩在兴头儿上，不料老师突然回来了，大家慌忙四处躲藏。老师生气极了，罚他们挨个儿站好，排成一排跪下。同时 ，出个对子，谁答上来谁就可以免罚;答不上来继续跪着。 老师拿学生们刚才的神态出对道: 藏形匿影 别的学生都答不出来，只见杨继盛微微一笑，答道: 显姓扬名 老师满脸的怒气一扫而光，赶快让杨继盛起来，并让大家向他学习。 38徐文长无言对知府 明朝时候，杭州有个知府，自高自大，目中无人。当他得知徐文长在杭州赋诗作画，受到人们的赞赏时，大为不满，认为小小百姓，竟敢在我管辖的地区卖弄笔墨，便派人把徐文长召来 ，提出要出对联句 ，答对不上，就要把徐文长赶出杭州城 。徐文长镇定自若，满口答应。知府领徐文长到西湖岸边，指着六和塔， 朗诵 朗诵比赛活动流程诗朗诵英雄英雄碑颂朗诵稿听听秋的声音配乐朗诵载着使命前行朗诵稿 他出的上联: 六塔重重，四面七棱八角; 徐文长听了，并不开口，只是扬了扬手。知府认为徐文长对不上，暗自欢喜。他得意忘形地指着保俶塔，又出了一句上联: 保俶塔，塔顶尖，尖如笔，笔写五湖四海; 徐文长还是一言不发 ，只是指了指锦带桥 ，向知府拱拱手，然后，又两手平摊，向上一举。 知府见徐文长还不回答，神气十足地说 :“连一句也对不上，还算什么才子 ～”立即下令 :“赶快把他赶出杭州 。”徐文长听了，哈哈大笑，理直气壮地说 :“休得无礼～下联早就对好了。”知府怒气冲冲地说:“你敢无理狡辩，愚弄本府,” 徐文长回答说，你是口出，我是手对。我对第一联，是扬了扬手，就是说: 一掌平平，五指三长两短。 我对第二联 ，指指锦带桥 ，拱拱手，两手平摊，向上一举，就是说: 锦带桥，桥洞圆，圆似镜，锦照万国九州。 知府听了，哑口无言，悻悻而去。 39树下乘凉遇“神童” 明朝，湖广巡抚顾应璘听说荆州府出了个“江陵神童”，他很爱才，特地前来荆州古城察访。正是六月天气，顾应璘等人风尘仆仆地来到江陵县岑河口附近的东司庙。庙前有一棵大树，枝繁叶茂，如同华盖，正好乘凉。 庙里的和尚听说巡抚大人驾临庙门，连忙从庙后西瓜地里，摘了几个大西瓜，送给巡抚和官差们解渴去暑。忽然，巡抚顾应璘见景生情，随口念出一副对联: 东司和尚送西瓜，些小礼物; 恰巧，在庙里教书的老先生前来参见巡抚大人，打断了巡抚的诗兴 ，下面一联对不上来了 。他怕risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 漏了底子，佯装考查说 :“请先生与我对出下联。”可是 ，这位老先生是个村学究，他想破了脑壳也对不出来，急得满头大汗。顾应璘十分扫兴，只好到庙前大树下乘凉吃西瓜。这时，有个十来岁的学童上前问老先生道:“先生，你为什么事着急呀,”老先生说:“刚才巡抚大人出了一副对联，要我对出下联，我实在对不出来哟～”学童又问:“上联怎讲,”老先生说:“东司和尚送西瓜 ，些小礼物 。”学童笑道:“此联好对 ～”老先生着急问 :“怎么对呀,”学童对答: 南极仙翁拜北斗，天大人情。 老先生如获至宝，连忙跑到庙前大树下，禀道 :“抚台大人，我对上了„„” “怎么对法,”“南极仙翁拜北斗，天大人情 。”顾应璘放下手中西瓜，拍手叫绝:“妙哇～真妙„„”顾应璘略一沉吟，转而问道 :“此联是何人所对,”老先生只好如实回答 :“是门下的一个小学童 。”顾应璘立即派人把小学生叫来，问道:“你叫什么名字,”学童回答:“张白圭～”张白圭是张居正童年的名字。传说，张居正诞生前夕，他的曾祖父张诚梦见一轮明月落到自家的瓮缶云内，接着从瓮缶云内冒出来一只白色的乌龟。第二天，家中添人进口，就给这个婴儿取名叫“白圭”，“圭”是“龟”的谐音。巡抚顾应璘喜出望外，原来面前站着的小学童，就是他要寻找的“江陵神童”。 40万家疾苦早关心 明代进步思想家、文学家李贽，号卓吾，又号宏甫，做过云南姚安知府。他在自己的大厅里，挂上一副对联: 从故乡而来，两地疮痍同满目; 当兵事之后，万家疾苦早关心。 这副对联，对仗工整，寓意深邃。李贽是泉州晋江(今福建泉州)人，他从故乡出发到云南，沿途看到民间疾苦，所以写了这副对联来警厉自己。由于他看到明王朝的官僚统治腐败，后来从事讲学和著述，著有《李氏焚书》、《续焚书》等，对封建传统教条和假道学进行了大胆的揭露，终被明朝统治者以“敢倡乱道，惑世诬民”罪名，迫害致死于狱中。 41叶向高巧对翁正春 明朝天启年间，宰相叶向高一次外出，路过福州府，看望新科状元翁正春。在谈笑中，叶宰相说 :“老夫今晚恐怕进不得西门了 。”翁正春听了，心里明白他说的意思，便指着他家的房子笑着说了一联: 宠宰宿寒家，穷窗寂寞; 叶向高一听，翁正春出的上联，用的完全是宝盖头，他经过思索，便对说: 客官寓宫宦，富室宽容。 当晚 ，叶向高便住了下来 。第二天吃过早饭，叶向高辞别 ，翁正春送行 ，经过一个池塘，见池里鸭泳鱼跃，叶向高说，状元昨夜讲“穷窗寂寞”，实际并非如此，他指着池塘说，你看: 七鸭浮塘，数数数三双一只; 翁正春一听不慌不忙，也指着池塘，笑着说: 尺鱼跃水，量量量九寸十分。 “数数”是动词，迭字 ，“数一数”的意思 ;“数”是名词 。“数数数 ”即数一数鸭的数目 。“量量”是动词，迭字， “量一量”的意思 ;“量 ”，是名词 。“量量量”即量一量鱼的身长。这种对联技巧性很强，使人读了饶有兴味。 42嘲“文正公” 清代，有一个老奸巨滑的大官僚，叫曹振镛，他奉行“多磕头、少说话”的为官之道，博得皇帝宠信，官运亨通，当了从乾隆到道光的三朝元老 ，一直爬到大学士 、军机大臣的高位，列为功臣，显赫一时。他死后，谥号“文正”。 当时有人写了一副对联，巧妙地把“文正”嵌入联内，嘲笑奚落这位赫赫有名的“文正公”: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 焉用文，阅试卷偏旁必黜，是以谓之文; 奚其正，收炭敬细大不捐，则不得其正。 一个既不文又不正，只求皇帝欢心，不管吏风腐朽，只争自己利禄，不管群众死活的老官僚，却博得了个“文正”的美谥，怎能不受到天下人的笑骂和谴责呢, 43林大秀与叶先生 明朝嘉靖年间 ，在广东潮州东莆区山兜乡出了一名状元，叫林大钦。他小时候非常聪明特别喜爱文学，每当大人们吟诗作赋，他都要想法听听，所以，他写诗作文进步很快。有一天，有位叫叶梅开的私塾先生专程来看他，想考考这个孩子。见了他以后，先生特别诙谐地出了上句: 竹笋初生，何时称得林大秀 这个出句的意思是:你林大钦现在好比一株“初生”的“嫩笋”，什么时候才能长成秀茂挺拔的竹林呢,林大钦心领神会，本来想马上作联来回答，可一想到先生以自己的“林”姓作文章，便决定拿先生的名联成一对，他脑筋一动，便有了: 梅花开放，哪曾见过叶先生 “叶梅开”是先生的名字，这三个字全都嵌在联中，比先生只将“林大”二字嵌入，更加巧妙。叶梅开先生听了以后，非常赞赏他的机敏，便特意收他为弟子，让他专心去攻读，后来，果然中了状元。 44蒲松龄写对联 著名古典小说 《聊斋志异》的作者蒲松龄 ，十分喜爱对联。蒲松龄虽然胸有奇才，却屡试不第，一气之下，他愤弃举业，肆力为文。作文前，他特地在自己的镇纸铜条上刻下了一副自勉的对联: 有志者，事竟成，破釜沉舟，百二秦关终属楚 苦心人，天不负，卧薪尝胆，三千越甲可吞吴 蒲松龄不仅用对联激励自己愤发著书，而且在他的著书中也多有妙联。在《狐联》篇中 ，狐仙化为二美女，嘲弄假道学的焦生，出联云: 戊戍同体，腹中止欠一点; 焦生不能对，狐仙自对曰: 己已连跃，足下何不双挑。 此对构思巧妙，以拆字法带双关语，有较高的造诣。在《陵县狐》篇中又有联云: 破故纸窗棂有隙， 旋复花背面多情。 也许是蒲松龄的一生与对联有着不解之缘吧，死后人们也用对联纪念他。一代文坛巨匠郭沫若，就曾在山东淄川蒲松龄故居里的“聊斋”厅堂内，写下了这样一副对联: 写鬼写妖，高人一等， 刺贪刺虐，入木三分。 45文武状元 相传，明代杨慎考中状元后，在从水路返家的途中，遇上了一位武状元的船。两只船谁走前谁走后，直接关系到各人身价，一时互不相让。武状元沉思半晌，眉头一皱，对杨慎道 :“我有一联，你能对上，我甘愿尾后 。”他出的上联是: 二舟同行，橹速哪及帆快; 武状元利用谐音，既指物，又指三国时的鲁肃和西汉时的樊哙，含有“文不及武”之意。杨慎当时未能对上，只得忍辱居后。此事过后 ，杨慎耿耿于怀 ，直到儿子娶亲之日，还在思虑。这天，当“拜堂”之声唤起鼓乐时，他猛地拍案叫道:“有了 ～”原来，他此时终于对上了几十年没有对上的对联: 八音齐奏，笛清怎比箫和。 杨慎这联也是利用谐音，既指物，又指北宋中期的武将狄青和西汉时的萧何。狄青是武将，萧何是文官 ，“武不及文”。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 对是对上了，也算是报复了 ，不过却成了杨状元一生的憾事。 46小木匠解难 明代抗清名将熊廷弼，是很有学识的人。因为他少年时学过木匠，人称“小木匠 ”。这“小木匠”从小刻苦读书，聪慧过人，特别善于对对子。据说，书院山长(即主讲老师)的岳父去世时，这位山长想写一副挽联表示哀悼。可是当他写出上联以后，下联怎么也写不出来了。他的上联是: 泪滴江汉流沧海 在一旁观看的小学生熊廷弼上前对出了下联: 嗟叹嚎啕哽咽喉 大家一听，都感到很惊奇 ，上联都是三点水的偏旁部首，熊廷弼对的却是七个口字偏旁的字，而且意思不但很连贯，也很形象:因为哭喊，把喉咙都哭哑了，这是多么悲伤呀～有人还说，这下联对的比上联还形象，还确切。 47逗号的妙用 从前，有个地主想夸耀自己的财富，过年时请人写了一副对联: 养猪大似象，耗子已死完; 酿酒缸缸好，作醋坛坛酸。 古时候对联，实际上是没有标点符号的，引文中标点是根据作者的原意加上去的。当没有标点的对联贴出去以后，有个穷秀才看了，用笔在上下联中各点了一个逗号，对联便成了: 养猪大似象耗子，已死完; 酿酒缸缸好作醋，坛坛酸。 这副对联经这样一改，意思就完全变了。第二天，过路的人看了对联都捧腹大笑。笑声惊动了地主，他出门一看，立刻气得昏了过去。 48对联中的傲与谦 明朝末年 ，有个文学家叫倪元璐 ，当过大官，写了不少书，又善于书法和绘画。一次，在朋友家客厅里，看见挂着一副对联: 囊无半卷书，惟有虞廷十六字 目空天下士，只让尼山一个人 所谓十六字，是一些人修心养性的十六字诀(“人心惟危，道心惟微，惟精惟一 ，允执厥中”)。尼山 ，是指孔子。倪元璐心想 :“这位老兄也太狂妄了，竟把自己当作圣贤。骄傲是无知的表现呀～”他回到家中，叹息一番，也写了一联，挂在墙上: 孝若曾子参，方足当一字可 才如周公旦，容不得半点骄 曾子，就是曾参，孔子的学生，以孝顺母亲而著名;周公旦是周武王的弟弟，有名的贤相。对联的意思是:一个人孝如曾子，只不过是做到为人道德的一个方面;一个人才如周公，也不能有半点骄傲。后来，朋友到倪家回访，看见墙上这副对联，联想自己的那一副，不禁脸红了„„ 49康熙题“松鹤”联 清代，著名学者陈梦雷，字则震，号省斋，因得康熙的赏识，被派去陪伴第三个皇子诚隐郡王胤祉读书，陈梦雷为胤祉搜辑古今图书资料，编纂一部大部头的类书 ，他“目营手捡，无间晨夕 ”，工作很辛苦，康熙赏给他一所宅第，还亲自为他题写了一副对联: 松高枝叶茂， 鹤老羽毛新。 陈梦雷得到这副对联，如获至宝，他选取上下联句首“松鹤”二字 ，把自己的书斋取名为“松鹤山房”，又把自己的诗文编为《松鹤山房诗文集》(共二十九卷)。陈梦雷又号松鹤老人。 50临刑诉苦酸 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 明末清初文学批评家金圣叹，很有学问。他能文能诗，尤其喜欢批书，他曾对《水浒》，《西厢》等名著进行过批注，很有影响。传说，有一次金圣叹到一家寺院闲住。半夜起来找寺院主持，说他想批点佛经，老和尚说，要批点佛经不难。我有个对子，你对得上 ，我马上拿出佛经请你批点。金圣叹满口答应，请老和尚说出上联。当时正是半夜时分，老和尚不加思索，脱口出联: 半夜二更半， 金圣叹听了苦苦思索，始终对不出下联 ，只得败兴而归。清初，金圣叹因抗粮哭庙案被判死刑。临刑时正值中秋，忽然对出了老和尚的那句上联: 中秋八月中。 金圣叹高兴极了，赶忙要儿子去告知老和尚。金圣叹为批点佛经而苦心对对，终于对上了，心里异常兴奋，但批点佛经未成，却是终身憾事。临刑前，他的儿子带了酒菜去生祭，金圣叹一边吃，一边出了一上联，要儿子马上对出下联。那上联是: 莲子心中苦， 以“莲子”谐“ 怜子 ”。可是，他的儿子早已泣不成声，哪里还对得上来 ;金圣叹把儿子嗔怪了一顿，然后代他对道: 梨儿腹内酸。 这里以“ 梨儿”谐“ 离儿 ”。金圣叹面对死神，心神不乱，作对如此清醒，动情，所以，稗史中称其为奇才。 梨儿腹内酸。 仍然是利用“梨儿”与“ 离儿”的谐音。这一“苦”一“酸”，道尽了父与子生离死别的悲痛心情。 51 王尔烈巧对对联 清朝乾隆 、嘉庆年间 ，辽阳城里有一位才子，名叫王尔烈，字君武 ，号瑶峰。三十九岁中举人，1771 年中进士二甲第一名，做翰林，授编修，晚年创办“沈阳书院”。王尔烈幼年在辽阳城东南的魁星楼私学馆就学 。 一年秋天，他跟着老师和同学们到郊外漫游。当他们漫步郊外，面对黄花盛开的原野，老师见情生景，随口吟了一句上联: 野外黄花好似金钉钉地， 要求学生们对出下联。同学们面面相觑，一时答不上;只有王尔烈思索片刻，回望城中，目视辽阳白塔，当即对出下联: 城内白塔犹如玉钻钻天。 这副巧对对得好 :“城内”对“野外” ，“白塔”对“黄花”，“犹如”对“好似”，“ 玉钻钻天”对“金钉钉地”。这里前一个“钉”字是名词，后一个“钉”字是动词，故下联前一个“钻”字也用名词，后一个“钻”字也用动词，对得极其工巧。 52 瑞雪戏对 王尔烈念完四年私塾，父亲就叫他到辽阳城南千山龙泉寺谋生。王尔烈来到龙泉寺当杂工，一有闲空就去向有学问的和尚请教诗文之道。有一年冬天下大雪，寺里的小和尚和打杂的都来扫雪 ，他们连扫带玩，用雪塑了个观世音菩萨像。这时，方丈元空和尚来到跟前，就以雪人为题，出了个对儿的上联: 雪积观音，日出化身归南海， 让小和尚们对出下联。小和尚们一听，你瞅瞅我，我瞅瞅你 ，摇头搔脑对答不上 。这时，王尔烈在一旁说了声“我来对”，便随口念道: 云成罗汉，风吹漫步到西天。 王尔烈从“雪”联想到“云”，便以“ 云成罗汉”对“雪积观音 ”。日出雪化，风吹云变，故以“风吹漫步到西天”对 “日出化身归南海” 。神思驰骋，意象生动，对得委实工巧。元空和尚一听，连念:“阿弥陀佛 ～”小和尚们也都称赞risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 不已。 打那以后，元空和尚就收王尔烈为身边茶童。 53游湖得联 有一天 ，方丈元空和尚带领一帮小和尚划船往大安寺去。大安寺里的小尼姑正在湖边汲水。她见船来，小和尚撑船，影子映到湖水里，船篙正好打在和尚的影子上，小尼姑就笑着出了一上联: 和尚撑船，篙打湖心罗汉; 船上的和尚们一听，脸都全红了 。你看看我，我看看你。王尔烈瞅瞅小尼姑汲水的样子，随口就对答了一句下联: 尼姑汲水，绳系潭底观音。 小尼姑汲水的时候，也是自己把自己的影子提上来了，元空和尚听了后 ，不禁暗自称赞，遂把他收为学生，教授诗文、打对。 54 赶考路上遇老翁 几年过后 ，王尔烈赴京赶考，路上遇到一位砍柴的老翁，挑着一担山柴。 两人在一起休息 ，老翁看王尔烈挑着一担子书 ，便问:“你是进京赶考的吧,”王尔烈有礼貌地点点头，说了一声:“是的。”老翁打趣地说:“来～我先考考你，看你怎么样,”说完，老翁就指着刚刚砍来的一挑树枝，念道: 此木为柴山山出， 请王尔烈对出下联 。年青的王尔烈望着村中升起的炊烟，受到启发，脱口而出: 因火成烟夕夕多。 老翁听后，赞不绝口，鼓励他说:“你这次下考场，一定能考中啊～”果真，王尔烈到京中了个头名状元。但因乾隆皇帝私下考场，和王尔烈在一个考场科考，乾隆皇帝名列第四，主考官硬是把乾隆换到第一名，等乾隆皇帝展卷一看，发现王尔烈才学出众，文笔惊人，当即封王尔烈为翰林院侍读，在宫内教授太子颙琰。后来留下“老主同场少主师”的诗句，指的就是王尔烈的这段故事。 55 山珍海味 传说明代有个杨翰林 ，看厌了宦海沉浮，辞官回到老家，过起隐居生活。偏偏朝廷非要他出山作官不可，派一员钦差大臣专程来召他回京。杨翰林并未因朝廷的“器重”而动心，婉言加以谢绝。钦差大惑不解，问道:“翰林不去享受荣华富贵，偏要做山野村夫，这穷乡僻壤究竟有什么可贪恋的呢,”杨翰林笑而不答，取过纸笔，写了一副对联: 日吞夹金绞银饭 夜饮龙须虎眼汤 饮差看了，心里不大痛快，说:“原来你整天吃山珍海味，难怪不愿作官呢～既然有这么好吃的东西，怎么不招待我呢,” 杨翰林说 :“既然大人想吃，我当亲自下厨房去做。”过了一会儿，杨翰林端出一碗夹苞谷面的白米饭，一碗海菜螺蛳汤，说:“这就是我对联中所写的佳肴，大人请吧～”钦差大臣十分尴尬 ，碍于面子 ，只得勉强吃下。寒暄两句，赶紧回京复命去了。 56 睡梦巧对 明代有一个很著名的文人叫徐广义，他是一个很有学问的人，他从小就天真活泼，很聪明，也很好学。他小时候，经常和唐万阳侍御游玩，有一天，徐广义因为连续几天读书，很困，就趴在灯下睡着了。唐万阳连忙叫醒了他，他正睡得迷迷糊糊的，就在他似醒非醒的情况下，唐万阳出了一个联句: 眼皮坠地，难观孔子之书 徐广义在朦朦胧胧中听到有人吟句，睡眼还没有睁开，就边打呵欠边对: 呵欠连天，要做周公之梦 唐万阳没想到徐广义能在睡梦中这样快，这样机敏地答联，而且答得这么好，以“周公”对“孔子”，risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 相当工稳适度。 57 烧鹅会走路 在明朝时，有一个聪明好学的孩子叫陈棠，他七八岁就能吟诗作对 ，写出好文章来，10 岁时，就中了举人，人们称他为陈举人。 有一天，陈棠正在学馆里上对课，这时，外面正是秋高气爽的天气 ，天空中飞来一群大雁，老师望着窗外，触景生情，想出了一句上联，让学生应对: 一群征雁天空过 联句出了以后 ，课堂上没人能答上来 ，老师很生气，这时 ，外面有一个过路人手提一只烧鹅从这儿路过，陈棠见了，灵机一动，猛然间站起来，高声应道: 半爿烧鹅地上行 话音刚落，全学堂的人都很高兴，老师的脸上也露出了笑容，连声称赞 :“对仗工整，无懈可击” 。并写了一条批语: “鹅者，烧熟而不死 ，且半爿(p án )能行，吾不敢啖(吃)也。” 58 洪承畴与史可法 傅山先生生于明朝末年，是朝廷命官。吴三桂引清兵入关后 ，心情十分悲痛，便携带家眷隐居在太原晋祠，行医为善。 清朝皇帝知道傅山先生是个很有才华的人，多次派大臣前来劝他入朝做官，他回话说 :“如果相逼，只有一死 。”后来，傅山先生听到和他同做官的洪承畴父子投降了清朝，并做了大官;史可法坚守扬州，宁死不屈，以身殉职，一恨一叹，便提笔写了一副对联: 父成丑，子成丑，父子成丑，洪承畴; 君可法，臣可法，君臣可法，史可法。 “成丑”是“ 承畴”的谐音 ，是对洪承畴的丑恶行径的嘲讽 ;“可法”是借用史可法的名字，表彰他的爱国精神是可以效法的。 59 “伊尹一人” 明朝有个知府叫冯驯，有一天，他在家里请客。客人里边有个10 来岁的孩子 ，跟他父亲一块儿来赴宴，这孩子生得眉清目秀，很机灵。有人说，这孩子顶会对对子了。一个客人听了，就提出让这孩子对对子，他指着知府冯驯说: 冯二马，驯三马，冯驯五马 “冯”是由两点和“马”组成 ，就是“冯二马” ;“驯”由三个竖(“川”字)和“ 马”组成，就是“驯三马” ;“冯驯”合到一块儿，不就成了“ 五马”了吗 ,古时候，“五马”又是知府的别称 ，“冯驯五马”就是冯驯知府。这个对联表面上倒很简单 ，实际上还真不好应对。许多大人都在苦思冥想。可是谁也没想到，这孩子对出下联: 伊有人，尹无人，伊尹一人 这里说，“伊”字有个“人”;“尹”可以看成是“伊”字去掉了“亻”(“立人”)，当然“无人”了，“伊尹”两字合到一块儿，是“一个人”。“伊尹”正好也是个人名，是商朝一个有名的大臣。这么难的对子，一个孩子对得这么好，在座的客人们都很惊奇，宴会的气氛由此热烈起来，大家兴高采烈地谈诗对句高兴极了。 60 惟楚有才 湖北历来是出文人才子的地方。明朝末年，湖北天门出了钟惺 、谭元春两个人 ，他们的诗文风格相近，被称为“竟陵体 ”;他们办书院、收学生，培养了一批作家，被称为“竟陵学派”。 有人送来一块写着“楚有材”的匾，挂在书院门上，意思是“湖北(古代楚地)有人材(才)”。有一位朝廷官员，到这里巡视，看了匾很不服气，派人把匾取走，正好碰上了汉川文人黄良辉。黄良辉问道:“大人有钱有势，何必非爱这块小木牌呢,”巡官见旁边有一个渔翁正在称鱼，便没有正面回答他，随口risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 出了一对: 秤直、钩弯，星朗朗，能知轻识重 那意思是你和书院的人，连秤都不如，不能知轻识重，竟敢挂“楚有材”的匾。黄良辉抬头看见一个农妇正在推磨，也随口应答: 磨大、眼小，齿嶙嶙，可吐细吞粗 巡官一听，湖北人果然出口不凡，很有才气，便和颜悦色地说 :“这块匾少了一个'惟’字，我要禀报朝廷，重新颁发一块。”这么一说，黄良辉就让他们走了。据说后来朝廷果然赠了一块“惟楚有材”的匾给他们。 61两袖清风 王尔烈从江南主考回来，嘉庆登极继位，召见王尔烈说:“老爱卿，家境如何,”王尔烈回答:“臣家里依然是几间草房，半藏农器半藏书;几亩薄田，一望春风，一望雨啊～”嘉庆说:“老爱卿为官清廉，朕是知道的。这么办吧，你别在京城呆着啦，去到安徽铜山那儿铸钱吧～”王尔烈在铜山三年，又回到京城。嘉庆见王尔烈回来就问:“老爱卿，这回足以度余年了吧,”王尔烈一听就笑了，说:“臣仍旧是两袖清风，一无所存。”嘉庆摇摇头说:“老爱卿，此言未必是真吧,”王尔烈这才回手一掏 ，从袖里甩出三个铜大钱 ，一个是《当十钱》 ，一个是《五铢钱》，一个是《嘉庆同宝》，三个铜钱磨得溜光锃亮。因为这三个铜钱是王尔烈掌管铸钱炉的时候用的钱样子，每天拿它去检查质量，老攥在手里，所以，三个铜大钱磨的溜光锃亮。嘉庆一看，连连点头称赞，说:“老爱卿如此清廉，真可谓'老实王’也 。”就这样，嘉庆皇帝封王尔烈为“老实王 ”。有人给送了副对联: 双肩明月， 两袖清风。 这时候王尔烈已是年逾花甲，嘉庆派人去东辽阳给他修盖了一座御赐翰林府。王尔烈回到家一看，是前层院十间，后层院十间，东西两厢配房。以后王尔烈把前居院十间正厅作了义学馆。 62 门联添字问叛徒 明清之际有位著名人物洪承畴。他是福建南安人，万历进士，崇祯时任兵部尚书总督河南、山西、陕西、四川、两湖的军务，深得重用。他自己也感到皇恩浩荡，决定肝脑涂地，报效朝廷。在自家门上，撰书一副对联: 君恩深似海 臣节重如山 由此更得到朝廷的信任 。崇祯十四年(1641 )他率八总兵，统辖13 万人，与清军大战松山而兵败。第二年，松山陷落被俘至沈阳。后来降清，做了大学士，是清朝统一天下的重臣之一。当时，人们把清军入关，看成是异族入侵一般，思想上还以明朝为正统。有人十分鄙夷洪承畴 ，在他家门对联上添了“矣”、“乎”二字: 君恩深似海矣 臣节重如山乎 出句为感叹句，下句成了疑问句，实际上是无疑而反问。 63郑板桥上任 郑板桥到山东潍县上任那天，潍县城内张灯结彩，鞭炮齐鸣 ，迎接新任县官的到来。可是郑板桥来到衙门前没有进门，却吩咐手下人在墙上凿洞。一会儿工夫，墙上凿了十个铜盆大的洞，从外面一直能看到里面。这时，有个人低声问道:“大人，好好的墙壁，为什么凿这么多窟窿,”郑板桥笑道:“我听说从前一些官吏，敲诈勒索百姓，弄得百姓叫苦连天，我要把留在衙门里的那种腐败官气放掉，所以要凿些窟窿，透一透气～凿好窟窿之后，他立即叫人在衙门口贴一张醒目的告示:“本官日夜受理状子 。”接着郑板桥又亲自写了一副对联: 黑漆衙门八字开， risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 有钱没理莫进来。 于是 ，喊冤的 、告状的百姓络绎不绝，他一直忙到大天亮。由于郑板桥判案公正，百姓称他青天大老爷。 64 自画像 郑板桥被称为扬州八怪之一，诗、书、画堪称三绝。一天郑板桥的一位好友笑着对他说 :“您才思敏捷，出口成对，为自己写一副联语吧 。”郑板桥并不以为是玩笑，立即认真地写起来: 虚心竹有低头叶， 傲管梅无两百枝。 这副联语，确是郑板桥的自我写照。他对艺术精益求精，一丝不苟，总愿意虚心求教于别人;而对封建官场的歪风邪气却决不随波逐流。因此，他虽做官，却处处关心民众，不逢迎拍马，终于被罢了官。这副联语出自他自己的手笔，维妙维肖地活画出郑板桥虚心好学、刚直不阿的高风亮节来。 65 入木三分 有一次，郑板桥把自己写的一些诗作送给朋友看，并附了一首诗，诗中写道:“我诗无部曲，弥漫列卒伍;顽石乱木根，凭君施巨斧 。”他要求他的朋友用巨斧来砍削他诗中的顽石乱木。郑板桥特别珍视别人的批评意见，他曾写过一副对联: 隔靴搔痒赞何益， 入木三分骂亦精。 他认为那种隔靴搔痒式的庸俗捧场没有益处 ，而实事求是，中肯直率的批评却很可贵。鲁迅对这副对联极为赞赏，曾特地手书此联赠日本汉学家增田涉。 66 孔明赵云合庙联 清末，某地新建一间孔明、赵云合庙，请来甲、乙两位学究分撰庙联。甲学究先写了关于孔明的上联: 收二川，排八阵 ，七擒孟获，六出祁山，五丈原中，四十九盏星灯，一心只望酬三顾; 联中把孔明一生的主要事迹，全部概括出来了，并用上了一至十的数目字，可以说是独具匠心的一联。乙学究看后，苦思良久，表示可以对上，但要求把“七擒孟获” “六出祁山”紧缩为“七擒六纵”，甲学究同意了。这样，乙学究也就写出了下联: 抱孤子，出重围，匹马单枪，长坂桥边，(缺一词) 数百千员上将，独我犹能保两全。 赵云的事迹不多，这联突出写他最有声色的“百万军中藏阿斗”的故事，并巧妙地用千、百、单、两、孤、独、重表示 数量的语词作对，也不失为难得的佳联。 67 临死还在对句 清初方楘如 ，号朴山 ，是浙江淳安人。康熙年间考中进士。他博学多才，工于古文，与桐城的方舟、方苞，并称“三方”。 他还很善于作对联。据记载，他晚年病重，学生们都来到床前与他告别。有两个学生离床比较远。其中一个学生小声地问:“有人出了个对句，我不知该怎么对,”另一个问:“什么句子,”先前的学生说，是这样的对句: 水如碧玉山如黛 方楘如正在弥留之际，听见他们的谈话 ，奋力睁开两眼，似乎要说什么。学生们围过来问老师还有何指教。方楘如费了很大的力气，说了句: 云想衣裳花想容 说完，就去世了。 68 一百春联 清代康熙年间，福建安溪的李光地才学出众，直做到文渊阁大学士(相当于宰相)，是朝廷的重要大臣。一年春节前 ，康熙皇帝让李光地做100副春联 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions ，替换皇宫的旧联 。李光地明知不是容易事 ，又不敢推辞，心里直发愁。 他的四弟李光坡，正好从家乡到北京游览，知道哥哥的愁事 ，笑着一拍胸脯，说 :“兄长请宽心 ，这事包在我身上好了。” 一连几天 ，李光坡天天出去游览京城名胜，把春联的事，丢在脑后。眼看快到除夕，该向皇上交差了，李光坡一副都没写 ，可把李光地急坏了:跟皇上说话不算话，可是欺君之罪呀～李光坡说 :“别急～我已经想好了 。”提笔便写了一副，说:“已经全写完了 。”哥哥心想:你才写了一副，还有99 副呢～一看弟弟的春联，光地放心了。原来写的是: 地下七十二大贤，贤贤易色 天上二十八星宿，宿宿皆春 李光地拿给皇上 ，康熙一看:72 加上 28 ，正是 100 ，以一当百，连连夸奖“奇才～奇才～” 69 从天而降 清代康熙年间，贵州出了一位才子，姓周，名起渭，字渔璜，号桐野。他中进士，入翰林院，官至宫詹学士，是颇有名气的诗人。这年，他名气还未这样大，便担任浙江的主考官。消息传出，浙江考生议论纷纷。他们听周主考是贵州人，便很瞧不起这从“蛮夷”之地来的人，进而推测他肚子里也未必有多大学问，也许只读过《三字经》、《百家姓》、《千字文》。尤其那些高才生更放心不下:主考若是庸才，很可能埋没了自己;即使考中，尊个大草包当座师，也脸上无光。于是，考生们商议，考官一到，给他来个下马威，让他当场出丑，滚出浙江。等周渔璜的轿子到了试院，考生们“恭恭敬敬”站立两厢欢迎。一个考生代表，虽是抱拳，却是昂头，高声问道: 洞庭八百里，波涛涛、浪滚滚，宗师由何而来, 周渔璜早就风闻浙江的考生不同寻常，今日一见，果然如此，这分明是出对子要试试考官的才学。只见他笑容一敛，凛然答曰: 巫山十二峰，雾霭霭、云重重，本院从天而降～ 一群考生顿时目瞪口呆。好一会儿，才缓过神来，一齐长揖到地，口呼“拜见宗师 ”。周渔璜说声“免了 ”，大摇大摆进了考场。 70 鸡鸣鸟叫 有一天，老师教完课领着周渔璜在学校外面闲逛，一边走一边聊。忽然，老师的诗兴大发，他要和渔璜对对子。这时，正好学校外面有一个农民家的母鸡下蛋，“谷多谷多”地叫个不停。老师便以此为题出了一句“像声”对，即以母鸡的叫声入联。出的联是: 母鸡下蛋，“谷多谷多”只有一个老师要求周渔璜也以“像声”对应，道出下联。周渔璜不慌不忙地看看四周围，他忽然听到路旁的树上，几只小鸟在欢快地叫着 ，叫的声音特别好听。周渔璜高兴极了，他仔细地听 ，发现小鸟的叫声极像“酒醉酒醉”，便马上有了下联的联句。他看着老师，指着小鸟说: 小鸟上枝，“酒醉酒醉”并无半杯 老师点着头，一阵欣喜，连声夸赞他答得好。 71 桃李门 彭文勤，清代学者。少年时不贪恋风花雪月，立志读书向上，曾在书房里题了一副对联: 何物动人，二月杏花八月木 有谁催我，三更灯火五更鸡 有志者事竟成。彭文勤学有成就，赴京考试名列前茅，被派到浙江去当考官 。在他的官邸 ，仪门内外都栽有桃树和李树，牌楼门额就取名为“桃李门”。他有感于眼前的情景，提笔写了一副对联: 天地自成文，湖山有美 国家期得士，桃李无言 这副对联写出了培育人材对“天地”“国家”的重要性。 72 演戏无益 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 清朝有位徐本，康熙年间得中进士，乾隆年间当了礼部尚书这样的高官。他的父亲徐潮也当过尚书，父子两人作官时都很能体察百姓疾苦，提倡树立好的民风，因而，徐家在家乡是很受人尊敬的。徐本告老还乡，回到浙江钱塘(杭州)，正赶上社事。这是民间以演戏为主的风俗。本来在冬闲时演演戏是好事，但如没有节制就会出许多问题:趁人们看戏去了，小偷、流氓大肆活动;戏台上挂灯，行路人打灯笼，家里无人看管炉灶，火灾也多有发生;各村演戏互相攀比，浪费许多钱财和精力。徐本想，总这样下去不是好事，要想个办法劝说乡亲们才好。为演戏，杭州城设立了许多戏场，听说徐大人回来了，都争相请徐本写戏台对联。徐本便给他们写了一副: 防贼防奸防火烛 费钱费力费功夫 还写了一个横匾 :“戏无益”。众人见了，知道徐大人的一片好心，大家一商量，社事便停了，戏也不再演下去了。 73 下联有对倍伤心 清朝康熙年间 ，安徽桐城戴名世进京赶考。乘船过河时，船上人都在议论一个木匠犯法的事，说这木匠为县衙造了好多木枷，谁成想用到自己身上了。老艄公看见戴名世书生打扮，就给他出了一个对子: 木匠造枷枷木匠 戴名世听了，觉得此联出得很巧，便一路思索，直到船靠了岸，也没想出来下联。后来，他考中进士，选了翰林。按说，这学问够大了，可“枷木匠”这对子还没对出。戴名世出了本书，叫《南山集》，书中引述了南明抗清事迹，被人告密，说他有“复明反清”的野心。于是，他被刑部拿问，入了“文字狱”，竟至被判了死刑。临刑时，康熙皇帝派了一位翰林去监斩。戴名世被绑赴刑场 ，甚觉冤枉 ，又见另一位翰林前来监斩，想到自己也是翰林，不觉泪水夺眶而出 。这时，他忽然想起“木匠”那个对子，联想此时此景此身，终于有了下联: 翰林监斩斩翰林 眼看就要命归西天，有了对句，反而更加伤心了。 74 惟以不贪为宝 清朝有一位镇江知府 ，到任后，把官厅修建得焕然一新，大宴宾客，并请当时的诗文大家吴鼒(z ī资)撰题楹联，吴鼒不假思索，立即拈笔直书上联: 山色壮金银，惟以不贪为宝; 从字面上看，是把镇江的名胜金山银山组织到句子里，实际的含义则为:此处虽是个富庶多产的肥美之地，但来此做官的，可千万别起贪心。寓意很深，可惜他信笔写出上联后，一时却对不出下联。当时，旁侧有位姓郭的士子脱口对出: 江流环铁石，居然众志成城。 铁石，是指三国时东吴孙权在镇江所筑的铁翁城。从字面上看 ，也是组织了镇江的古迹为句，但却包含了这样的意思:你可要认识到老百姓团结起来的力量～这样，整副对联就不仅是劝戒，也是一种有力的警告了。 75 师生谐对 有一年春天，李调元和他的父亲李化楠及老师赵亮到郊外去春游，他们走到一个叫百花渠的地方，赵亮老师看见有人正在碾米，便拉过调元的手说 :“你看见这碾米的情景了吧，我出一联，你能对吗,”李调元恭敬地说 :“老师，您说吧 。”老师马上出了一句上联: 一木压滚调圆(元) 李调元一听，知道老师把自己的名字用谐音法嵌入到句子中，便想怎么才能答下联呢,真巧，他猛一抬头，看见远处半山上有座古庙 ，古庙门前杆上挂着一盏九朵莲花彩灯，于是，他想起怎么答来了。他笑嘻嘻地答道: 两石夹柱照(赵)亮 李调元的爸爸听了心里很高兴，但觉得小小的孩子直接叫老师的名字，太不礼貌了，就故意责备李risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 调元说 :“你怎么这么没礼貌～”赵亮老师并不生气，他笑着说 :“这样好，老师和学生的名字一起入联，多好呀～” 76现成对联 清朝乾隆四十二年(1777 )，李调元被调到南方 ，任广东学政二年。其间，搜集民歌民谣，进行了大量的采风工作。一次 ，途中进一个小食店吃茶。这是一对老夫妇开的店，生意不好。李调元请老伯拿出纸笔，要为小店写副对联招徕客人。铺好纸 ，蘸足墨 ，刚要下笔，老婆婆给他端来一碗荷包蛋，请他先趁热吃了。李调元走了神，竟挥笔写下5 个大字: 两个荷包蛋 写完才省悟过来，哈哈大笑 :“我怎么写了这个,再拿纸来吧 ～”老伯伯忙说:“我只有一张万年红纸，裁成三条了。”李调元一想，索性取现成的话吧，又挥笔写出: 一张万年红 老伯伯一看这是吉利话，赞扬道 :“好～好 ～”李调元又把横披写上: 好好 自小店贴出这对联和横披以后，人们从四面八方赶来，争看李调元的墨宝，门前热闹非凡。看过之后，还要进去打听李调元的故事，自然要吃上“两个荷包蛋 ”。于是小店生意越做越红火。后来，小店改名为“好好店”了。 77 粗毛野兽 蒲松龄在写《聊斋志异》之前，在乡里就因为有才气而出了名。有一个姓石的乡绅，不服蒲松龄的才学，要与他一比高低。这天 ，他们碰在一起 。石乡绅看见一只小鸡死在砖墙后面，便出个上联难为蒲松龄: 细羽家禽砖后死 蒲松龄一听，这是糟蹋我这年轻人呀～我也得给他点颜色看。他装作无能的样子说 :“我不会对对子。既然乡绅逼着我对 ，我就一个字一个字地对着看 ，请乡绅帮我一字一字录下来，要不，过后我自己也忘了 。”石乡绅差点乐出声来:一个字一个字地对，说不定出什么洋相呢～他满口答应下来。蒲松龄大智若愚，一本正经地说，石乡绅幸灾乐祸，一本正经地记—— “粗对细，行吗,”“行。”记个“粗”。 “毛对羽，行吗,”“行。”记个“毛”。 “野对家，行吗,”“行。”记个“野”。 “兽对禽，行吗,”“行。”记个“兽”。 “石对砖，行吗,”“行。”记个“石”。 “先对后，行吗,”“行。”记个“先”。 “生对死，行吗,”“行。”记个“生”。 “完了，你念念。” 石乡绅拿过来就念: 粗毛野兽石先生 刚念完 ，发现这是用“ 先生”与“乡绅”的谐音糟蹋自己，顿时面红耳赤，自认晦气。从此，再也不敢与蒲松龄比高低了。 78 纪晓岚智斗乾隆 纪昀，字晓岚，河北人。是著名的文学家，《四库全书》的总纂。他十分风趣、幽默，头脑灵活。清高宗乾隆皇帝喜欢找人对对子，也算是一种娱乐。找谁呢,自然是纪晓岚了。这天，乾隆出的出句，听着是: 两碟豆 纪晓岚心想:皇上一般都出难句，这次怎么如此简单,要小心应对，答道: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 一瓯油 果然，乾隆改了口:我说的是—— 两蝶斗 纪晓岚似乎早已料到，不慌不忙地说，我指的是—— 一鸥游 皇上又说: 花间两蝶斗 纪晓岚随口应道: 水面一鸥游 皇上说 :“看来斗不过你哟 ～”纪晓岚一听，小心翼翼地说 :“皇上高明，臣不过是一只水鸟罢了。” 79 南岳庙死个和尚 这天，纪晓岚正在书房里读书。有下人传进一张名片，说:“门外有衡阳太守刘朝玉拜见大人。”纪晓岚把客人请进，问:“你的公务都办完了吗,”刘朝玉欠身回答:“ 公务已办完了 ，明日便启程返回湖南。今日求见，一是辞行，二是请大人赐以墨宝。原来南岳衡山上有座南岳庙，当家和尚新近坐化归天了。此处为衡阳府所管辖，刘太守这次回去要参加祭奠仪式，请纪晓岚作一副对子。纪晓岚立时就答应了，铺开纸，写下7个大字: 南岳庙死个和尚 刘太守心里一哆嗦 :“纪大人不是出口成章吗，怎么大白话都上来了,这要带回去悬挂起来，岂不让人笑话,”可嘴上又不好说。偏偏纪晓岚又问了一句:“你看如何,”“这个„„”刘朝玉实在不好回答。纪晓岚微微一笑，接着，又写了七个大字: 西竺国添位如来 刘太守忙不迭地在脸上堆起笑容，连连拍手称绝。 80 中书令什么东西 清朝乾隆53 年(1788 )，工部衙门被大火烧光，工部尚书金士松亲自监工，督造新的工部衙门。纪晓岚此时正在军机处供职。这天，议事过后，大家闲聊天。一位说 :“这工部 ，所主皆水利工程之事 ，不妨称为水部。”另一位说:“其实早有人称水部了。有趣的是，水可以灭火，火也可以烧掉水部，也是因果相报了。”纪晓岚说 :“我这里有个出句，请各位大人对。”待缓缓说出后，众人谁也对不上。原来是一副嵌金木水火土五行的对子: 水部火灾，金司空大兴土木 司空，本来是汉代官制，与司徒、司马合称“三公 ”，清代常称工部尚书为司空。因此，出句所说的，全是实事，对句也不能虚构 。众人无言以对，齐向纪晓岚拱手说 :“愿闻下联。”其实，纪晓岚也正想不出答案。正巧，挑帘进来一位内阁中书 。此人是南方人，长得身高体壮，常说自己是“南人北相 ”。纪晓岚一击掌说“有了 ”，走到中书面前，拍拍他的肩膀说 :“正在对句，只好借你一用，请不要在意。”于是，他吟出下联: 南人北相，中书令什么东西 以“南北中东西”对上联的“水火金土木 ”，如天造地设一般，很快就流传开了。 81 骂庸医 纪晓岚家中 ，常常受庸医所骗。有时误诊，有时错开药，轻者病情加剧 ，重者丢了性命 。连他这样的官宦人家都是这样，老百姓又不知被坑害多少 。所以 ，他对庸医是恨之入骨的。有个庸医曾来纪府看过病，没治好病人。他想求纪晓岚写匾来装点门面，risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 又怕讨个没趣，便托人去求。纪晓岚一听是为这个庸医题匾，未加思索，便写下他早想过的三个字 :“明远堂”。来人很惊讶:“您老不是最恨不高明的医生吗,如何用这样褒奖的词句呢,” 纪晓岚回答说 :“《 论语》里有这样的话 :'不行焉，可谓明也已矣;不行焉，可谓远也已矣 ～’我说他'明远 ’，是说他'不行’，医术行不通，再骗人也无法得逞呵～”来人又问 :“他说不定还当好话读呢～不过，他万一再求您老写副对子，可怎么办,”纪晓岚说:“那有什么，我早想好了，想要，不妨一起拿走 。”说完，写了副对子: 不明才主弃 多故病人疏 来人一看，深深佩服这位谐趣大师的文思。原来，唐朝孟浩然有两句诗 :“不才明主弃，多病故人疏”，是说没有才学不被明主重用，因为多病致使朋友疏远。纪晓岚把字的位置稍加变化，意思也变了:医术不高明，被才(财)主抛到一边;因医疗事故多把人给治死了，病人自然疏远不敢登门求医了。 82 对联的妙用 古代有个国王 ，酷爱对联。他整日和朝中官员吟诗作对，而将国家大事置之度外。老臣们纷纷进谏 :“为国者要以治国为本。”国王置若罔闻。冬天到了，寒气袭人，滴水成冰，国王即兴出一上联: 天寒地冻，水无一滴不成冰; 满朝文武除了“好啊 ”、“妙哉”的喝彩声外，没有一个能对出下联来。忽然，一位老臣自称对出来了，并提笔写在纸上，递给国王。国王接过一看，面带惭色。只见下联写道: 国乱民贫，王不出头谁是主。 从此，国王开始临朝理政了。此联字句对仗工整 ，且起到了千万句话所达不到的作用，堪称佳对。 83 批准探亲 纪晓岚是侍读学士，要陪乾隆皇帝读书，每天除了给皇帝读《汉书》以外，别无他事，真觉得无聊。同时，还要处处小心。俗话说“伴君如伴虎”，一时言语、行动不慎，惹恼了皇上，可就有罪受的了。因此，纪晓岚心中闷闷不乐。乾隆知道他不大安心，也体谅他背井离乡、深居皇宫的苦衷，加之他才学超群，就不忍责备他。一天，乾隆半开玩笑似地对他说:“纪爱卿这些日子脸色不好，必有心事，依我看，你是—— 口十心思，思妻、思子、思父母” 纪晓岚正找不着由头提探亲的事呢，一听皇上出对子，立刻跪下，虔诚地说 :“皇上说对了。如蒙恩准，回去省亲，我乃是—— 言身寸谢，谢天、谢地、谢君王” 乾隆一看，人家都谢恩了，便顺水推舟地准了纪晓岚的探亲假。 84 也让你为难 传说，清代乾隆皇帝喜欢游山玩水，又很擅长诗文，走到哪儿都撰联题词。有一次下江南时，他把自己打扮成一个普通人的样子到民间私访。他走到一个地方，见一户农家正在办喜事，乾隆皇帝想看看乡俗，便灵机一动，叫侍从拿出三个铜钱，又写了一个单联一起送去，作为贺礼。联句是: 三个铜钱贺礼，嫌少勿收，收则爱财 这下，农家主人可为难了，收也不是，不收也不是，埋怨这个不速之客不该这样为难人。可巧，农家主人的小儿子在旁边看见了，他就向父亲说，要写联应对。父亲心想，10 岁的孩子懂个什么，还要对对子,正在犹豫时，儿子已挥笔写下了下联: 两间茅屋待客，怕穷莫来，来者好吃 回句很有分寸，落落大方，表现了农家人的待人诚恳。这样一来 ，反倒使乾隆皇帝为难，留也留不得，走也走不得了。好在他没穿龙袍，也不怕失身份，就以会会写对联人的借口，还是进去了。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 85 猜谜 有一年元宵节，乾隆皇帝和大臣们在文华殿里猜灯谜取乐。皇上一高兴，点名让纪晓岚制一个谜，让大家猜。纪晓岚领旨，要了一盏大宫灯，挥笔写了一条谜联: 黑不是，白不是，红黄不是，与狐狼猫狗仿佛，既非家畜，又非野兽诗也有，词也有，论语也有，对东西南北模糊，虽为短品，亦为妙文 乾隆皇帝和满朝文武，看了半天也不知所云，更不用说猜了。最后 ，还是纪晓岚把谜底告诉了大家 :就是“猜谜”二字。 这灯谜很巧 :“与狐狼猫狗”仿佛，是“犭 ”，不是黑白红黄，是“青”，合而为“猜”字;诗词论语都有的是“讠”偏旁，对东西南北模糊，是“迷”，合而为“谜”字。 86 缺啥给啥 一年春节，郑板桥陪一位州官外出。走到南门街，看一户人家贴着这样的春联: 二三四五 六七八九 横披是“南北”二字。郑板桥看后，皱了皱眉，扭头便走。过了一会儿，他拿着几件衣服，提着一块肉，肩上还扛着一口袋粮食。他敲开这家大门，只见一家老小缩在一张床上 ，衣单灶冷 。郑板桥说:“过年了，这点东西给你们留下用吧～”那家人认出郑板桥来，千恩万谢地给他磕了几个头。出了门，州官问他 :“你又不是神仙，怎么知道他家没有衣服、没有粮食呢,” 郑板桥指着春联说 :“这里都写着呢 :'二三四五，六七八九’是缺一(衣)少十(食)，横披'南北’，不就是'没有东西’吗,” 87 郑板桥续联 从前，有个举子赴京考试。他起个大早赶路，过一条独木桥时，与一位挑土的农民走个碰头，谁也过不去，必须有个人让路才行。两个人都有不让路的理由。举子说:“我是读书人，自古道:'万般皆下品，唯有读书高 。’应该我先走 。”农民说:“我是挑担子的，自古道 :'挑担不让空手人。’应该我先走。”争执不下时 ，农民说:“你既然是读书人 ，我就出个对子，你能对上，我让;对不上，你让 。”举子满口答应了。农民便出了一联: 一担重泥(仲尼)拦子路 对联表面上说一担泥拦了举子的去路，巧在谐音上，嵌了仲尼(孔子)和子路(孔子学生)两人名字。举子对不上，只好退让，眼看着农民大摇大摆地过桥而去。举子越想越气，非要对出不可，便找个客店住下。谁料想竟一病不起，临死时嘱咐客店老板，把他葬在桥旁，立两块石碑，一块刻这上联，另一块空着。老板都照办了。不知过了多少年，那石碑一直空着，无人能对上。这天，来了一位文人，看了碑上的上联点点头，在河边踱起方步来。这时，河岸有几名纤伕刚刚拉过一条船，笑嘻嘻往回走，准备拉下一条船。他立刻来了灵感，当即请人找来笔墨，刮去石碑上的青苔，一挥而就，写出下联: 两岸伕子(夫子)笑颜回 虽说写的是纤伕们，联中也谐音、双关嵌进孔子(人称孔夫子)和他的另一个学生颜回的名字。这文人，是大名鼎鼎的郑板桥。 88 这副对联不敢留 通州(今江苏南通)西寺的当家和尚苍松，靠化缘存了不少私房钱。此僧又附庸风雅，到处请名人写字作画，其实是个势利小人。这天他在书画收藏家保艺园家里遇到了郑板桥，死说活说非要请郑板桥去西寺住几天。郑板桥推托不过，就随之去了庙里。苍松和尚十分热情，上丰盛的饭菜，用顶好的茶叶，连茶具都是景德镇的细薄瓷。郑板桥每天只是看书。过了三天，苍松闲谈中说起这里有很多字画，但缺少一副木板对联。郑板桥装作不知道，依旧每天看书。又过了三天，苍松派小和尚送来文房四宝，说:“先生有空写写字消遣消遣 。”郑板桥动也没动，还是每天看书。又过了三天，和尚招待的饭也少了，茶也少了，郑板桥还是risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 不画不写，一门心思读书。从此，“生活标准”一再降低，饭食不见油星儿，只有青菜加点盐，白米饭换成籼米饭，茶叶也不给了，泡一碗黄菊花代用，景德镇茶具也换成了瓦壶。郑板桥笑笑，照样吃，照样喝。这天，保艺园来西寺，见到这个样子，非常生气，要接他回去。郑板桥说:“打扰了10 多天 ，过意不去，我留副对子吧 ～”苍松非常高兴。只见郑板桥从案子下边取出早已写好的对子: 青菜白盐籼子饭 瓦壶天水菊花茶 苍松和尚知道这是讽刺他刻薄，非常惭愧。他没敢把对联刻出来悬挂，悄悄拿出去卖掉了。 89 半副对联 有个大盐商，请郑板桥写副对联。遇到这种富豪，郑板桥毫不客气地出价要1000 两银子 。盐商一再讨价还价，郑板桥答应降价一半，并说:“我写字是要先付钱的 。” 盐商送来500 两银子，郑板桥收好，铺开纸，写下: 饱暖豪富讲风雅 说声:“拿走吧～”富豪急了:“先生，你只写了上联呀～”郑板桥说 :“你不也只给了一半钱吗,”盐商无可奈何，只得乖乖地再拿出500两银子，这样，郑板桥才写出下联: 饥寒画人爱银钱 盐商指着下联说 :“你怎么„„”郑板桥哈哈一笑 :“你说我怎么这么没出息，是不是,你们有银子，才想高雅，我们没钱，当然得爱财如命呀～” 90 峨眉三苏祠 三苏祠在眉山县城内，是北宋时著名文学家苏洵(1006 —1066 )、苏轼(1036 —1101 )、苏辙(1039 —1112)父子三人的故居，占地五万多平方米。早在明朝洪武年间，为纪念三苏父子，就地改宅为祠。三苏父子位居于唐宋散文“八大家”之列。苏洵精通六经百家，挥笔千言，博辩雄伟，为古今所称颂。苏轼号东坡，他的诗、词、散文不仅达到当时的高峰，而且影响深远，驰誉中外。宋代四大书法家有苏轼、黄庭坚、米芾、蔡襄，其中苏轼当推首位。他的绘画姿态横生，别开生面。苏辙十九岁时与兄苏轼同登进士，他一生勤于创作，其政论文章和 诗歌 诗歌26首倪柝声诗歌智慧书红色经典诗歌朗诵稿诗歌鉴赏术语怎样读懂古代诗歌 散文都达到了文学史上较高的水平。三苏祠正门的楹联写的是: 一门父子三祠客， 千古文章四大家。 解放以后，三苏祠焕然一新，成为人们吸取我国古代文化遗产的胜地。 91 自愧姓秦 清代乾隆朝，有位江宁人秦大士考取了进士，写得一手好文章 ，很有点名气。多亏皇上比较开明，只重才学，不查祖宗，否则秦大士无论如何也休想作官。为什么呢,原来他是宋朝大奸臣秦桧的后人。一次，他与几个朋友游杭州西湖，一路笑谈，不知不觉到了岳庙、岳坟一带。大家一想，坏啦，怎么来这儿了,这里庙内有岳飞的塑像，坟前有秦桧和夫人王氏的跪像，而且那脖子上还分别挂着一副对联: 唉～仆本丧心，有贤妻何至若是, 啐～妇虽长舌，非老贼不到今朝～ 上联是摹仿秦桧的口气写的:我本是没良心的人，可要是有个好媳妇，何至于闹到现在这样整日跪着的下场;下联是摹仿秦桧老婆的口气写的:我虽然是长舌妇，吹枕边风给你出过坏主意，可要不是你这老贼心狠手毒，害死岳飞，我也不至于像今天这样让千人啐、万人骂。 游到这里，秦大士一言不发。偏偏同行者有位不知根底的人对他说 :“涧泉兄，是不是也题上一联呢,” 大家心里一阵发毛:这不是哪壶不开提哪壶吗,好在秦大士并不恼怒，神情坦然地吟出一联，为自己解了围: 人从宋后羞名桧 我到坟前愧姓秦 92 数一数二人家 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 传说一年春节前夕，乾隆皇帝穿着平民百姓的衣服下来私访。他走到一个小村子里，偶然见到一户人家的门上贴着一副对联，这副对联的内容口气很大，可是看这户人家却是贫寒之家，这副对联是: 数一数二门第 惊天惊地人家 横批是:先斩后奏 这副对联的主人胆子真大，乾隆回到宫里，让人下去查访是谁敢出此狂言 。很快查出来 ，是出自一个10岁孩童之手。于是，乾隆皇帝便叫这个孩子来审问。这个孩子被推到皇帝面前，他还只是个 10来岁的小孩，长得眉清目秀，十分机灵，皇帝问他:“你为什么要写这样的对子呀，你犯了王法知道吗,”小孩眨眨眼睛，从容地说:“我这春联写的是这家的事儿，上联是写我大哥，他是个在集市上量斗过秤的，当然要'数一数二’了 。我二哥是个为婚丧事放炮的，这炮引一点，当然要'惊天惊地 ’，这是下联。再说横批，那是说的我三哥，他是个杀猪的 ，写他宰刀一握，'先斩后奏’，这怎么是犯了王法呢,” 乾隆听了很高兴，赶忙让人放了孩子，并让人送他去县学读书。 93 雅俗成趣 古时候，有个秀才出身的财主，经常爱吟诗作对，卖弄聪明 。一天，他在门前看见一个樵夫担柴走过来，忽然诗兴勃发，便叫住樵夫，要和樵夫对诗。樵夫放下挑子，财主指着柴捆诌出一个长联: 山上长树不长柴，砍下树来变成柴，变成柴来多麻烦，不如当初就长柴; 吟罢 ，逼着樵夫对出一个下联来 。那农民平时颇有点才华，现在被逼得没办法，想了想，随口说道: 老爷吃饭不吃屎，饭进肚里变成屎，变成屎来多麻烦，不如当初就吃屎。 站在跟前看热闹的人，都说:“对得好，对得好～”财主听了，气得面红耳赤，但又无可奈何。这一雅一俗，形成鲜明对照，产生一种幽默辛辣的艺术效果。 94 为何演戏 清代著名的文人王鸣盛，出生在嘉定(在今上海)一个农民家庭。小时候家里贫穷，他特别用功地学习，在少年时就很能写诗作对，显示出他的才气。在他的家乡，因为一些水利灌溉方面的问题，本村和邻村经常闹纠纷，以至打架，后来，请来了一些有名的文人来进行调解。经过了一番工作以后，两村人决定唱一台戏，一块儿热热闹闹地了结这场祖辈留传下来的纠纷。 开戏的那天，各村的头面人物都到了戏台前。有人提议说，应该写副对联，挂在戏台两侧，大家都很赞同。于是，就把在场的老学究王汝翰推出来执笔写，王挥笔写道: 化干戈，为玉帛，言归于好 王汝翰写完上联，正想怎样写下联，忽然看见了本村里的小鸣盛，他觉得应该让王鸣盛显示一下才华，于是，他就叫这位少年来答下联。王鸣盛接过笔，写下了下联: 假梨园，排忧非，冰释嫌疑 一联出口，大家都夸赞不止，于是，一台好戏热热闹闹地开演了。这里的“假 ”，不是真假的假，而是依仗、假借的意思。 95 大观楼长联 昆明大观楼是著名的游览胜地，它位于高原湖泊滇池的北岸。亭榭长栏，巍峨壮观，湖光山色，绿树红花，风景优美怡人。大观楼有一副对联，全联共有一百八十个字，为清人孙髯所撰。文辞意境极好，读起来妙趣横生，耐人寻味。上联是: 五百里滇池，奔来眼底。披襟岸帻，喜茫茫空阔无边。看:东骧神骏，西翥灵仪，北走蜿蜓，南翔缟素;高人韵士，何妨选胜登临。趁蟹屿螺洲，梳裹就风鬟雾鬓 ，更苹天苇地，点缀些翠羽丹霞;莫辜负:四围香稻，万顷晴沙，九夏芙蓉，三春杨柳; 下联是: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 数千年往事，注到心头。把酒凌虚，叹滚滚英雄谁在。想:汉习楼船，唐标铁柱，宋挥玉斧，元跨革囊;伟烈丰功，费尽移山心力。尽珠帘画栋，卷不及暮雨朝云，便断碣残碑，都付与苍烟落照 ;只赢得:几杵疏钟，半江渔火，两行秋雁，一枕清霜。 上联从空间上着笔，即景抒情，情景交融;下联从时间上落墨，吊古抒怀，寄托着不胜感慨之情。对于这幅长联游人多 有诗词吟咏赞叹。这幅长联作者孙髯，字髯翁，是陕西三原人，一生怀才不遇，晚年流落昆明。一天，孙髯到大观楼游览，遇到一些文人雅士正在饮酒作乐，吟诗写文，为清王朝统治者歌功颂德，他不由得摇头叹气。众人看他如此举动，便用嘲讽的口气说:“你有本事就来写吧，何必如此。”孙髯一听，心潮起伏，提笔一口气写了一百八十字的长联。众人见此情景，无不为之惊倒。后来，昆明文人陆树堂把这副长联镌刻为联匾，悬挂在大观楼正面临水的大门上，以供观赏。 96 游湖得妙联 王尔烈小时候因为家中很贫穷，念完四年书就到千山龙泉寺去干活，可是他一有空儿就向有学问的和尚请教诗文。有一天，元空方丈带领小和尚划船游湖。 船划到大安寺时，寺中有一个小尼姑在湖边打水，她看见小和尚撑船，影子映到湖水里，船篙正好打在他们自己的影子上，便笑了，说出一句: 和尚撑船，篙打湖心罗汉 此联出得很形象 ，船上的小和尚听了，没有人能对上来，他们羞得脸都红了。王尔烈却不慌不忙地瞅瞅小尼姑打水的样子，一句下联随口而出: 尼姑汲水，绳系潭底观音 人们一想这句下联，可不是吗,小尼姑打水时，与湖中的影子相映，恰好是一根绳子系着两个美人。这联句解了大家的围。 元空方丈见王尔烈这么有才气，特别喜欢他，把他正式收为学生，精心培养他。不久，王尔烈的学问大有长进，后来成了皇上的老师。 97 戒鸦片联 鸦片烟输入中国后 ，鸦片烟馆遍及城乡，吸毒者日益增多，腐败的清政府和国民党反动统治者，不顾民族的危亡，对此蔓延全国的毒品，却熟视无睹，他们口头上喊“禁烟 ”，只不过是玩弄贼喊捉贼的把戏而已。结果是:禁者禁，贩者贩，吸者吸，当官的带头吸，老百姓跟着吸，富的吸穷，穷的吸死。凡是吸鸦片烟的人，人人骨瘦如柴，精神颓废，人不像人，鬼不像鬼，“东亚病夫”的耻称，就是由此而来。为了劝告吸毒者戒烟，有人在鸦片烟馆门前贴上了一副发人深省的对联: 因火成烟，若不撇除真是苦; 舍官作馆，入而忘返难为人。 对联的作者语重心长，用心良苦，为了民族的存亡，唤醒人民大众抵制鸦片的输入，告诫吸毒者可悲的下场，创作了这副生动形象的对联。对联以“烟馆”二字冠首，又以“苦人”二字结尾，“若”与“苦”只有一撇之分，“入”与“人”在回返之别，字字入扣，毫不含糊，机智巧慧，实为一副不可多得的妙联。 98 压倒三江 传说乾隆年间，江南科考出了麻烦。应试的举子们都是当地名士，一连几个主考官都被举子们“考”得灰溜溜地回来了。皇上又命王尔烈前去。举子们听说王尔烈是北方人，更瞧不起他，有人说:“北方人出题，顶不错出个'学而时习之’。”王尔烈听说，也不介意。按规定要连考三场，王尔烈的三个考题都是以“学而时习之”之题作文章，并要求不得重复。这可把举子们难坏了。有的不服气，说:“我们是不做这等文章的 。”在王尔烈的住处贴了半副对联: 江南千水千山千才子 王尔烈回来，挥笔写了下联，也贴在门上: 塞北一天一地一圣人 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 接着，他把自己以“学而时习之”之题所做的三篇文章贴出来。众人一看，风采各异，气象万千，不由得对王尔烈大加赞叹。有个学子请王尔烈写幅字，王尔烈写道: 天下文章数三江，三江文章数吾乡， 吾乡文章数吾弟，吾为吾弟改文章。 从此，“压倒三江王尔烈”的美名便流传开了。 99 叔嫂斗才 宋湘是晚清时代的才子，他这人从小就聪慧过人，童年时吟诗作联的名气在乡里是很有名的。他的家里有一个嫂子，也很有才学，叔嫂俩经常互相作对联，求得长进。有一天，嫂子要考小叔子，便对宋湘说了这样一句话:“人家都说你是才子，我看有点儿言过其实。今天，我在镜子前梳妆，想出了一句上联，就麻烦你答对，替我解开难题。”宋湘一听嫂子的话，知道这是在有意考自己呢。于是就傲慢地说:“您说吧，联诗续对，随口就来。”嫂子听了微微一笑，不慌不忙地说出上联: 双镜悬台，一女梳妆三对面 宋湘一听，出乎自己意料之中，他想了好半天，也对不上来 ，只见他的脸由红变白 ，又由白变红，他后悔自己口出大言，没法收场了。到了晚上，天暗下来，家里人点上灯，正好有客人告别，家里人送客人，作揖客退，这姿势映在墙壁上，出现了影子。这情景启发了宋湘，他高兴地一蹦三跳，连声说:“我找到了下联了，嫂子，您听——”说着，念出下联: 孤灯挂壁，两人作揖四低头 这下联与上联对得天衣无缝，使得嫂子无可挑剔，她不得不相信宋湘真是名不虚传的才子。 100 少年于谦 有一次，于谦身穿红衣裳骑马过桥，与太守相遇，太守戏出一联道: 红孩儿骑马过桥， 于谦随口应道: 赤帝子斩蛇当道。 太守大为惊异。于谦被选为“博士弟子员”后，一天众博士弟子员随巡按三司游西湖南山净慈寺，一位好显示自己的人指着大雄宝殿里的佛像说: 三尊大佛，坐狮，坐像，坐莲花， 并问谁能对出下联。有人说，就令小秀才来对，于谦提高嗓音应声对道: 一芥书生，攀龙，攀凤，攀柱子。 众人听了，同声称赞:“对的妙～对的妙～” 101 劝君也来两杯 据说，清朝乾隆年间，有一位文人石清泉浪迹天涯。这一日，来到湖北松滋的古乐乡。这个乡的人，文化层次比较高，传说不论农夫，还是老人、小孩，都能对对子。石清泉看见在一棵大树下，有几位村夫，围在一起，一边喝酒，一边聊天。令他惊奇的是，这些人虽是农村衣着，说起话来却非常文雅，他在旁边听呆了。忽然，听见一个老者，高声说道 :“再添三盏 ～”这时，静立一旁的石清泉，情不自禁地脱口说了一句: 高朋满座，尽是有识才士，欢声笑语，呼人再添三盏 众人这才发现，有一个外乡人在这里。听这话，分明是以联会友的高手，但一时却不知 怎样答对才好。还是这位老者机敏，拱手一揖，说道: 先生过誉，不知何方贵客,酒短情长，劝君也来两杯 说罢，众人纷纷起立，请客人到上座。石清泉心想，说这个地方的人会作对子，果然名不虚传。 102 必须挂在正位 清朝嘉庆皇帝在位的时候，每逢过生日，都大讲排场，京内、京外的大臣除了送寿礼，还要送寿联。又赶上嘉庆作寿，朝内几个大臣都绞尽脑汁，要写出令皇上满意的对子。大家陆续把寿联裱好，送进宫里，只有一位新翰林迟迟未交。别人问起，他却说 :“我的寿联若是交上去，肯定要悬挂在正中的位置 ，到那时，把各位大人的比下去了，怎么好意思,”众位听了直咋舌:“摆正位那是何等荣耀的事，risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 论资历哪里轮到你哟 ～”于是，跟他开玩笑:“你的寿联如果真挂在正位，我们都设宴向你祝贺。”到皇上寿辰这天，寿堂之上，果然在正位挂着新翰林的对联。各位大臣一看，上面写的是: 顺泰康宁，雍然乾德嘉千古 治平熙世，正是隆恩庆万年 把上下联相对应位置上的字拼起来，竟然是“顺治”、“康熙”、“雍正”、“乾隆”、“嘉庆”几位清朝皇帝的年号。如同祖宗牌位一般，皇上怎敢放到偏位上去, 103 鸿雁与蚕 民族英雄林则徐，一生都在做着济世救民的事，他不但以抵抗英国侵略者焚烧鸦片而有名，而且是著名的文学家，他从小就勤奋好学，特别擅长对对联。有一次，林则徐陪着老师去郊游。老师看见江边鸿雁飞翔，马上触景生情，出了一个对句给林则徐: 鸿是江边鸟 林则徐听到老师的联句后，他忽然想到农户家养的那些白光光的蚕，于是就灵机一动，对出了下联: 蚕为天下虫 老师听了小则徐的对联 ，非常高兴 ，夸奖他对得好。原来，老师出的上联 ，可以有两种意思解释，一是指眼前的景，鸿雁这种鸟经常生活在江边，二是“鸿”这个字可以拆开来，“江”字边加一“鸟”字，这是拆字联，林则徐完全理解了老师的用意，以“蚕”对“鸿”，巧妙地把“蚕”字拆成上边一个“天”，下边一个“虫”字，很符合拆字的要求。同时，又是在说，蚕这种昆虫是经常在露天底下养的。以“虫”对“鸟”，构思很新奇，怪不得老师直夸奖他呢～ 104 吃掉乾坤 魏源是中国近代史上热心研究中国实际问题，成绩卓著的爱国思想家。他从小很聪明，性情豪放，胆识过人，有一番抱负。魏源8 岁时去县里参加童子试 。县令见他年幼 ，便先考他，县令指着画着太极图的茶杯，出上句道: 杯中含太极 魏源听了，想想后，马上答道: 腹内孕乾坤 县令很惊奇:这个孩子这么小的年纪，竟有如此的抱负，而且答得这么快，真是难得，可是，他又担心这是他事先背好的句子，正好碰上了，于是便又追问了一句“什么叫乾坤,”魏源回答说:“天地是乾坤呀，这是《易经》上说的。”说着，他从怀里拿出两块麦饼，又接着说:“这一块好比是天，这一块好比是地，如今我把它们吃下去，不就是天地在胸，腹孕乾坤了吗,既然胸怀天地，从今以后就得想想天地间的大事了。”这一席话，说得在场的人都忍俊不禁，哈哈大笑，不住地夸赞他。 105 陶澍击鼓 清代的陶澍 ，小时候是个聪明伶俐的孩子，他勤学好问，而且胸怀大志，人们都很喜欢他。9 岁那年，在除夕之夜，他看见祖父在屋里屋外点了好多盏灯，便问祖父为啥要点这么多灯。他的祖父特别疼爱这个聪明的小孙子，便出了一个联句来回答他的提问。这个联句是: 除夕月无光，点数盏灯，替乾坤增色 本来，聪明的陶澍知道点灯是敬神祭祀祖先的，可往年点没有今年多，所以才故意问爷爷是怎么回事，没想到祖父却用联句来回答他，而且答得还这么妙。于是，他就动开了脑筋。猛然，他跑走了。他的祖父很奇怪:孙子为什么跑了呢,正在琢磨时，只见陶澍搬来了一面鼓。猛擂猛打起来，声音好大呀～全家人都被鼓声惊动了，人人都感到纳闷，祖父问他:“好好的，你怎么敲起鼓来了,”陶澍答道: 新春雷未动，擂三通鼓，代天地扬威 祖父听了孙子的联句，高兴地大笑道 :“好句子呀 ，'代天地扬威’。”陶澍也笑着说 :“那是因为先有爷爷的'替乾坤增色’呀～” 106 杨溥巧对县令 明朝大臣杨溥，小时候聪明伶俐，才华过人。一次，县令捉他父亲去服劳役，杨溥恳求县官释放他父亲。县官一看是个小孩，就说:“我出个对子，你要能对上，我可以释放 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 。”接着，县官说出了一联: 四口同圖，内口皆从外口管; 这个联语，构思奇妙，寓意贴切，言下之意是百姓都属他管。杨溥听后，稍思片刻，应声对道: 五人共傘，小人全仗大人遮。 这个答联，非常含蓄地说出了要求县官照应。县官点头称赞:“对的好～”让衙役放了他的父亲。这副对联，巧妙地将“圖”字，分剖为四个“口”字和一个“十”字，将“傘”字，分剖为五个“人”字和一个“十字。这副巧对可以说是拆字联中的典型。 107 闭门羹 湖北蕲春县，出过一个有名的人物，叫陈细怪。他这个人还真是有点“怪 ”，能作得一手谐趣联，用来扶弱抑强，讽贪刺虐。 太平天国革命军占领鄂东以后，陈细怪考中约士(举人)，轰动了乡里。连那些平常最看不起他的富豪们，也赶来奉迎吹捧。这天，有人告诉他:陈凌霄要来拜访你。陈细怪平时跟这个富豪水火不相容，心想:“他来干什么，还不是想讨太平军的好，保住自己的财产,”阵细怪决心不见他，提笔写了一副对联贴在门上: 门本不高，要进且将头低下 屋原甚黑，想看该把眼睁开 墨迹还未干，陈凌霄就来了。他看了对联，知道是冲着自己贴的，便灰溜溜地走了。 108 以父为马 清代左宗棠是个很有名的人。他在中国近代史上，为维护国家主权和独立，亲自带领军队讨伐俄英侵略者，为祖国作出了有益的贡献。左宗棠从小就勤奋好学，为他今后的文武双全打下了基础。他小时候因为年纪太小，个子又很矮，每天都由父亲背着去学校读书。这天早上，父亲刚把他背到学校，他的老师看见了，便开玩笑地说了一句: 以父为马 这句刚说完，就引起大家哄堂大笑，弄得左宗棠的父亲很难为情。刚从父亲背上下来的左宗棠见老师开他父子俩的玩笑，心里很不是滋味，便马上想出了对答之词: 望子成龙 这四个字，看似很平常，也很简单，人人都知道。但这时与“以父为马”来相对，真是恰到好处，又不同凡响。刚才的满堂哄笑，顿时又变成满堂喝彩。 109 狂举人栽跟头 清代文学家魏源是湖南隆回人 。他的家乡还有一个小神童，年纪不大，学问不小。当地有一个举人，狂妄自大，目中无人，当然，更不把这小孩子放在眼里了。这位举人有些事办得真不漂亮，他抄袭别人的诗，当作自己的作品向人炫耀。有一次，小孩当众揭了他的老底，这位举人恼羞成怒，指着灯笼里的蜡烛出了个上联: 油蘸蜡烛，烛内一心，心中有火 以此来表示对小孩子非常恼火，小孩却随口应道: 纸糊灯笼，笼边多眼，眼里无珠 意思是，你眼里无珠，有火冲我发干什么，干吗不想想你抄袭人家诗的丢人事儿,举人挨了骂，不再“含蓄”了，而是气冲冲地说: 屑小欺大乃谓尖 小孩听见他骂自己是“屑小”，立刻回敬道: 愚犬称王便是狂 前一副对联，是比喻联，用蜡烛和灯笼作比;后一副是合字联:小、大合为“尖”字，犬、王合为“狂”字。 110 林则徐写对联 清代名臣林则徐是我国近代史上一个伟大的爱国者，也是个著名的学者。他诗文并茂，书法精美，所撰对联，风采夺目，为后世所传诵。林则徐出生于一个私塾教师家庭，他幼承庭训，四岁开始读书写字，risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 七岁就能写出好文章，十三岁中秀才，二十岁中举人，二十七岁中进士，有“神童”、“才子”之誉。他的对联作品中有不少是谈读书治学的: 家少楼台无地起， 案余灯火有天知。 步入仕途后，林则徐在政务繁忙、戎马倥偬之暇，仍然勤学不懈，博览群书，甚至远谪新疆伊犁时，还以大车载书二十箧自随。晚年，他撰写过这样一副对联: 坐卧一楼间，因病得闲，如此散才天或恕 结交千载上，过时为学，庶几秉烛老犹明 上联反映了自己雄才大略无法舒展，又患病闲居的沉重心情。下联巧用《颜氏家训》中“幼而学者，如日出之光;老而学者，如秉烛夜行，犹贤乎瞑目而无睹”的名句，倾吐自己的抱负。此联后来由梁章钜书题于林则徐在福州文藻山的旧宅。 111 海纳百川 林则徐中进士后，入翰林，授编修，历任多种地方高级行政长官职务。他为官十八省，统兵三百万，关心民间疾苦，清廉直道，政绩卓著，深得民心。这在他所作的对联中也有所反映。他在担任浙江廉访使时，曾亲笔榜书了一副大堂对联，号召人们揭发贪官污吏，鼓励人们向自己提意见，联曰: 求通民情 愿闻己过 升任两广总督后，又题一副府衙对联，用以告诫、砥砺自己: 海纳百川，有容乃大 壁立千仞，无欲则刚 “海纳百川 ”、“壁立千仞”正是这位胸襟博大、刚正无私的政治家精神风貌的生动写照，读之令人肃然起敬。 112 榜上有名 清代有名的诗人刘凤诰 ，少年时是一个非常勤奋好学的人，他把读过的诗文 ，都熟记在心里。所以，他无论是讲话，还是做文章，都很快，也很好。刘凤诰在考取进士时是一甲第三名，通称探花，也就是由皇帝亲自来口试才得到的高学位。传说在金銮殿考试时，乾隆皇帝见他是个独眼，心里很不高兴，便不想要他了，可是又恐怕他真有本领，反倒看错了人，犹豫了好半天，皇帝出了一句上联: 独眼岂可登金榜 刘凤诰听了以后，不急也不恼。他想，皇帝看我只有一只眼睛，就这样小看我，我怎么办呢,得来个比喻讲明道理。他答道: 半月依旧照乾坤 此句话的含意很深刻。它是说月亮也不总是圆的，可即使是“半个月亮”，它的光芒也普照大地。其实，这句话还有另一层意思，那就是自己虽然只有独眼，但仍旧可以为国尽力。乾隆皇帝听了，心里很赞扬他。后来，刘凤诰终于通过了皇帝的考试，当上了相当于现在副部级的大官。 113 不敢说大话 清代大文学家袁枚，晚年居住在南京随园，在随园写了许多对联。他在书房里贴了这样一副: 此地有崇山峻岭茂林修竹 只能读三坟五典八索九丘 有个叫汪容甫的人，听说了这副对联，就感到袁枚太夸口了 。为什么呢,所谓《三坟》、《五典》、《八索》、《九丘》，都是传说中的上古的书籍，早已失传，袁枚怎么能读到呢,汪容甫给袁枚写了一封信，约好时间去随园见他。到了日期，汪容甫去了，袁枚却不在家。汪容甫想，可能是有意躲避我吧,就对书僮说:“你家主人回来，就说我向他借《三坟》、《五典》、《八索》、《九丘》读一读。”袁枚回家来，书僮如实地转答了客人的话。袁枚听后，觉得很惭愧，就撤掉了那副对联。 114 巧劝祖父戒烟 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 清末的著名诗人黄遵宪，小时候，正是鸦片战争前夕。那时，外国人把鸦片倾销到中国来，许多人都染上了吸鸦片烟的坏毛病。黄遵宪的祖父也染上了这种坏瘾癖。他常常是手端烟枪，卧在床上，吸得津津有味。可是，一离开鸦片，就特别难受。对此，小小的黄遵宪特别反感，也很为祖父的健康担忧。有一次，他的祖父又上了烟瘾，当他深吸一口烟以后，又悠悠地吐出，得意地说出一句联句: 龙呵气而成云 站在一旁的黄遵宪早就想劝祖父改掉恶习，于是，他趁机答联劝说: 蚕吐丝以自缚 祖父听了，心想，连这么小的孩子对吸鸦片都如此深恶痛绝，我真是自跳陷井呀。从那以后，他就下了决心，改掉抽鸦片的恶习。 115 侥幸得来的官位 清朝丁宝桢做四川总督时，有一天，在成都街上看见一副门对: 十年宦比梅花冷 一夜春随爆竹来 他回衙后，派人去调查这是那位候补官宦的住宅，为什么让人家候补“十年”还不任命,姓名弄清后，查遍衙内官名册，没这个人。猜想他不善于逢迎，几任长官不认得他，以至连新造的名册也把他给漏掉了。最后，从十几年前的旧册上查出是候补知县。 于是，正式委任他当了某县知县。老进士接到委任状，前来谢恩，猜不出是哪位大人的“栽培 ”。丁宝桢说 :“不要瞎猜了。恭喜你'一夜春随爆竹来 ’，快去上任吧 ～”到这时，他才明白是自己那副对联引出了一场欢喜事。 116 绝妙的《盘庚》 张之洞是个大官，也是个大学问家。对对子是他的拿手好戏，他儿子也是个智力开发较早的孩子。张公子8岁那年，家里来了一个客人，客人想试试这个孩子的才学，就以明清两代科举制度为题，出了一个联句: 鼎甲一二三 旧时科举，殿试所取一甲之前三名，即状元、榜眼、探花为“鼎甲”。张公子听了，怎么对下联呢,他猛然间看见书案上放着古书《尚书》，他想起了对句，便答道: 盘庚上中下 《盘庚》是收在《尚书》中的，分上、中、下三篇，是商代国君盘庚的一份“告同胞书 ”，内容是动员臣下渡河南迁，去殷这个地方建都的。只有8岁的孩子，对答如此迅速，而且字字稳切，真是了不起的孩子。客人听了，连连叫好。仔细想来，这个对子词语对仗上非常严谨却又别有一番趣味，“上中下”对“一二三”，是一种机敏的变化 ，以“盘”(食具)对“鼎”(重器)，都是器皿，以“庚”对“甲”都属十天干之一。 117 张之洞与陶然亭 清朝时候，紫禁城 、社稷坛(现中山公园)、文庙(现劳动人民文化宫)、 天坛、雍和宫、景山、北海、中南海、什刹海„„都是禁区 。不用说老百姓 ，就是大臣们也不能随便进入。要想跟亲朋好友找个清静又有风景之处饮酒作乐、吟诗作对，城外倒有几个地方，像西山八大处、香山，潭柘寺„„，而城内，则只有陶然亭了。不过，那时的陶然亭荒凉得很，除了有个亭子，有个慈悲庵，剩下的便是芦苇和坟头了。即使这样，官宦和文人也还是喜欢这块地方，常来聚聚。张之洞作京官时，外出常到陶然亭来。有一次，他在这儿请几位朋友吃饭。席间，他忽然问道:“陶然亭三个字，该用什么来对,” 过了一会儿，就见客人们交头接耳，在下边偷偷地笑，还不断地往他脸上看。张之洞莫名其妙，又问道 :“诸位到底对的是什么,”其中有一位站起来说:“恐怕只有您的大名才对得好 。”张之洞听了，也大笑起来。这是一副无情对: 陶然亭 张之洞 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 从字面上讲 ，陶张为姓，然之为虚词，亭洞为景物名词，对得极为工整;而意义上一为地名，一为人名，相差很远，上下联之间是“无情”(无关联)的。 118 菊花与甘棠 有一次，梁启超按照老师的安排，做了一篇洋洋洒洒的文章，交给老师看后，老师很满意，接着出了一个联句让梁启超对: 东篱客赏陶潜菊 梁启超听了，知道这句联句是由陶渊明《归园田居》中的句子演变而成的，原诗为“采菊东篱下，悠然见南山”。心想，老师以“东”字为首 ，我为什么不以“南”字来对 ,他想了想，也采取了“用典”的手法答道: 南国人思召伯棠 召伯棠当地人叫召棠，是一种树。相传，周朝有个人叫召伯，他在朝廷里当官，这人很清正开明，从不做侵害百姓的事，他到南方巡视时，对老百姓们都很关心。他曾经在一棵甘棠树下休息，百姓们都很尊敬这位官员，就互相告诫，不要砍伤这棵树，并称这棵树为“召棠树”，以表达敬仰纪念的心情。梁启超的下联 ，运用了这个典故 ，正巧与上联配合，对得很巧妙。 119 袖底笼花 梁启超是我国著名的学者。10 岁那年，跟随他的父亲到城里去考试，在父亲的好朋友李兆镜家里借住下来。一天早上，梁启超在院里正玩呢，他看见盛开的桃花鲜艳夺目，便顺手摘了一小枝，坐在石凳上拿着桃花欣赏，正巧父亲和李兆镜这时走过来，他怕受到责备，赶忙把桃花藏在袖子里，但还是让父亲看到了，父亲便出了一联让他对，如果对不出就要受罚。他父亲的出联是: 袖里笼花，小子暗藏春色 梁启超听了稍稍思索了一下说: 堂前悬镜，大人明察秋毫 父亲和李兆镜听了，又是惊奇又是高兴，这个孩子反应这么灵敏，从小看大，将来一定是个很有才气的人。果然，梁启超后来就成了非常有名气的人了。 120 智骂洋鬼子 传说八国联军打进北京那年，京城里发生一桩惊天动地的对联事件。日本军队里有一个中国通，叫什么“郎”的。此人极为骄横。他扬言:中国人武的不行，文的也不行。这天，他在城门上挂起白布条幅，写着: 骑奇马，张长弓，琴瑟琵琶八大王，王王在上，单戈成战 他还摆出打擂台的架势，说 :“这是上联，限三天之内对上，否则，你们中国人每天过城门都要向它鞠躬，直到对上为止。”此人确是“中国通”，运用汉字的技巧也实在不低，其中有拆字、合字、顶真、复辞、比喻和字型变化。而内容更露骨地表现侵略，说八国联军是踞于中国之上的大王，随便哪一个国家(单戈)都能把中国打败。面对这一挑战，京城百姓十分气愤，纷纷找有学问的人试对，要给那个“郎”一点颜色看看。可一连三天，居然无人对上。要说难，也真难对 ，可咱们中国就没能人了吗,不识字的 ，抓耳挠腮，恨不能舍了命学会作对联;文士们，废寝忘食，恨不能把《康熙字典》一口吞下。第四天，天蒙蒙亮，四面八方的人都朝城门跑去。原来昨天夜里不知是谁挂上去条幅，作为对答: 倭委人，袭龙衣，魑魅魍魉四小鬼，鬼鬼居边，合手共拿 “好～好 ～”城楼下叫好声、鼓掌声响成一片，那个什么“郎”急忙喊着“撤下来 ”，夹着两条联幅不知跑到什么地方去了。 121 不怕罚款 1908 年，光绪皇帝和慈禧太后相继去世，两桩国丧 ，把老百姓折腾苦了。朝廷下令家家户户都要在大门上贴挽联。有个读书人，对此不以为然，他认risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 为皇帝、太后“驾崩”升天，与老百姓关系不大 ，何必这样兴师动众、劳民伤财呢,于是，在门口贴了这么一副“挽联”: 洒几点普通泪 死两个特别人 对联让官府知道了，派人前来斥问，罚了他5 块大洋。这个读书人更加生气，等差役拿着罚款前脚走，他后脚又贴了一副新的: 拗几个酸字眼 罚五块大洋钱 霎时间，街坊们都围着观看，指着对联笑作一团。官府听说 ，也就睁只眼闭只眼不敢管了，心想:再折腾，说不定还贴什么难听的呢～ 122 对句辩诬 清代有位才子林召棠，是广东吴川县人，他的父亲对他管教很严。一次，有人告诉他父亲，说他在女孩子面前很不规矩，希望家中能多加管教，免得出现很失身份的事。他父亲听了很生气，让人把召棠叫来，想好好训斥一通。召棠进来以后，他父亲又想:事情还没有证实，不能不分青红皂白。于是，出了一个上联，进行试探，让儿子来对。这上联是: 奴手是拏，切莫乱拏奴手 林召棠猜到有人诬告自己，父亲进行“调查 ”，正是给自己辩诬的机会，于是，对以下联: 人言是信，不能轻信人言 父亲闻听之后，觉得对之不错，言之有理，继续派人了解详情，最后证实，林召棠确是被人诬告了。 123 生日年纪成寿联 有一个老寿星 ，仰幕刘凤诰的大名 ，这天，买了名贵的纸，来到刘府，要请这位文学家给自己写一副寿联。刘凤诰是清代的文学家，写得一手好字，虽然满腹学问，但人挺随和、风趣，没有架子。老寿星来访时，他正在书房写字，一听来意，满口应承下来。来人问:“我什么时候来取您的墨宝,”刘凤诰说:“大老远的，不用再跑了，马上就写。”老人非常高兴，把纸恭恭敬敬地展铺在条案上。刘凤诰用笔蘸足了墨，问道:“请问，生日是哪一天,”“是十一月十一日。”老人答道。刘凤诰毫未迟疑，写了上联: 十一月十一日 老人一看:我的天，这就写上了,可惜了这上好的纸。这词儿谁不会呀,作寿时难道就挂这个,还没容老人叹息，刘凤诰又问:“请问，贵庚多少,”“八十岁。”老人又答道。刘凤诰又写出下联: 八十春八十秋 这时，老人才体会出这是一副工整、通俗的对子，作得新奇别致，连声说“谢谢 ”，高高兴兴地拿走了。 124 群山虎豹尽低头 清朝的刘定回 ，是壮族翰林，广西武鸣人氏。他智力超群，记忆力强，能诗善对。他去京城参加科举考试，是乘船到山东靠岸的。山东是孔子的故乡，一些文人以为自己生于邹鲁之地，得洙泗之源，对其他地方的人都瞧不起。尤其在闲谈中知道刘定回是广西人，更不信这位“乡巴佬”是有学问的秀才 ，有人便出联奚落他: 西鸟东飞，满地凤凰难下足 这里的西，指广西;东，指山东;满地凤凰，自然指山东“才子”们了。这刘定回不是等闲之辈，哪里肯受这样的羞辱，立刻对出下联: 南麟北走，群山虎豹尽低头 山东的“才子”们，听后惊讶万分，不得不承认边远的广西有真正的才子。 125 双喜临门 清朝末年，湖北松滋有个农民叫胡云龙，家境贫寒，只上过几天学，但他聪明好学，倒也有几分古文底子。这年省城会考，他也想去试试，便打点行装上路了。这天投宿一家客店。老板见他一表人材，就risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 有意招他为婿，指着客堂中央挂的走马灯出了一联，试他的才学: 走马灯，灯走马，灯熄马悬蹄 胡云龙一时没答上来，老板有些失望，说道 :“早些歇息吧，回来再对也不迟。”却说云龙进了考场 。第一天策论，写一篇文章，成绩平平。第二天策对，由主考当场出对子。主考指着考场门前的飞虎旗，对云龙道: 飞虎旗，旗飞虎，风吹旗折身 胡云龙猛然想起客店老板的出句，不假思索地回答: 走马灯，灯走马，灯熄马悬蹄 主考官十分赞赏他，判他策对为上等。到揭榜时，胡云龙名列榜首，考了第一名。回家途中，胡云龙又投宿那家客店，对老板说，您老人家的“走马灯”可以这样对: 飞虎旗，旗飞虎，风吹旗折身 店主人十分高兴，便将女儿许配给了他。胡云龙能巧借两边的联句，来个双喜临门，也是他的聪明过人之处。 126 钻头伸脚 从前，江苏海宁有姓陈和姓沈的两位秀才，是好朋友。他们一起读书、吟诗，也常一起外出。这天，想雇船到附近的镇上去。大船都没有了，只剩下一条小船，且有些残破。他们想，好在路程不远，凑合一起算了。哪曾想，船行半途，就下起雨来。他们没带雨具，前不着村，后不着店，也雇不成轿子，便只好在船中暂避一时。这船又小，又漏，两个人只有缩着脖子，抱着腿，挤在一起。一阵雷声从水面滚过，身子不觉又缩了一缩。两人互相看着，样子非常狼狈。忽然，陈秀才噗哧一笑，说:“我想到一个出句，你对对看。”他的出句是: 细雨沉沉，两沈钻头不出 沈秀才想:你还有心拿我的姓氏开玩笑，索性自己找乐儿吧～也用陈秀才的姓氏对了下联: 狂风阵阵，二陈伸脚勿开 一个说钻不出头，一个说伸不开脚，都用各自的姓，作了字型变化 。“两沈”、“二陈”，在南方话中与“两人”、“二人”的发音又都相近。他们大笑一通，发现雨住云散，连忙钻头伸脚上了岸。 127 一窍不通 清朝末年，四川嘉定中学堂里，有几个不学无术的人充任教师。他们不但在学生中没有威信，而且被学生家长斥为“误人子弟”。由于他们妄自尊大，也引得城里的知名人士都大为不满。 有一次，他们6 个人同游城外高标山的万景楼，作了一副对联，让人挂在楼上: 六秀才同游一日 万景楼从此千秋 真是狂妄得太过份了。他们的态度，激怒了当地名士王畏岩。王畏岩也登上万景楼写了一副对联，挂在楼上: 六秀才只通六窍 万景楼遗臭万年 人有七窍 ，“只通六窍”，意味着“一窍不通”，而万景楼挂他们的对联是“遗臭”了。 128 五品官和六味丸 扬州有个陈见山 ，是药铺的掌柜 。他作药材生意发了大财，就想当个官。那时当官要先通过科举考试，可陈见山除了认识几个中药名，诗文一窍不通。怎么办呢:他有钱呀～就花钱买了个五品官儿 ，穿上了天青褂 。碰见什么公开活动的场合，他这位陈掌柜就大摇大摆地穿起官服出头露面。人们见他来了，都悄悄议论，看不起这个花钱买的官。一次，陈见山又穿官服出席一个酒会，一进门就大模大样往中间一坐，摆起官架子来。有个书生看这样子，非常生气，脑子一转，想了个主意。他对大家说 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions :“我有个对子 ，只有上句，请各位对个下句。”说完，念出上联: 五品天青褂 话音刚落，就有人明白了他的意思，立刻接着对出: 六味地黄丸 在座的人 ，听了都哈哈大笑 。这位陈见山气得脸唰地白了，一甩袖子离开了酒席。 129 考糊了 清朝时 ，有一群学生从鹞子湖乘船 ，到黄州(现湖北黄冈)赶考 。一江绿水，两岸青山，如屏似画，令人目不暇接，心情舒畅。陪他们去考试的私塾老师，出了个对题，考考学生们的才智: 两岸青山夹绿水 按说，这对子并不难，可学生们一时不知该怎么对，好半天，也没人吭气;越是没人对，到后来就越没人敢对了。摇橹的老船夫，看他们一个个灰心丧气的痴呆相，觉得十分好笑，脱口说道: 一船黑炭下黄州 学生们一听，把我们比做“烧焦烤糊”了的木头疙瘩，心里生气，可又没法发作，谁让自己对不出来呢～ 130 什么也不怕 有一个县官，可以与上司慷慨陈词，表明自己的意见;可以高坐县衙大堂，主持处理一县大事;可以明理断案，哪怕最棘手、最缠人的案子„„但有一样令人不解的事，就是回家怕老婆。县官有个好朋友，是个生员，考了好多年就是考不中。人们都当了县官，他还在“生员”这儿原地踏步。于是，他就怕考试，甚至一听“考试”二字身上就发抖。这天，两个人闲聊，在一起比谁的胆子大。县官说: 天不怕，地不怕，就是老婆也不怕 生员说: 杀何妨，剐何妨，就是考试又何妨 一个惧内 ，一个惧考 。真是咬着牙说假话，打肿脸充胖子～ 131 一联吓跑二官 清代有两个人，一个叫冷超然，一个叫钱登选，都当了教谕这种学官，负责文庙祭祀孔子活动，教育全县的县学学生。 像这种学官，应该是读书人出身，很有文学修养的，可他两人不读书，也不通文墨，是靠拉关系、请客送礼当了官的。因此，县里的读书人，都打心眼里瞧不起他们。有人用他们两人的名字，编成一副对联，挂在文庙的大门上: 不读书以超儒，士心皆冷 未通文而登选，人谓有钱 冷超然和钱登选两个人，做贼心虚，看见这副对子揭了他们的老底，知道不好在这个县混下去了，就假装生病，辞去教谕的官职，躲到别的地方去了。 132 文章臭不可闻 从前官府里有个笔吏，姓贲(音 b ì)，专为官府抄写告示，官儿不大，架子却不小。每当张贴告示后，他都要向围观的人演讲一番，显示自己。这天，演讲之后，兴犹未尽，邀请人对对子，他先在告示右侧写了上联: 乡老抬头观日月 这时，正好一位农夫路过，看了看，随口对道: 道人掩鼻笑文章 贲笔吏听了，以为这是赞扬的话，马上写在告示左侧，按着自己的理解，又说了一通，往自己脸上贴金。偏偏一个年轻的后生看得细，走上前说:“老爷，这句话是嘲笑你哪～屁、贲，是谐音，是说你的文章像放屁一样臭不可闻。”贲笔吏如梦方醒，一气之下，连告示一起撕了，找那个农夫算账，那农夫早就走进人群不见了。回衙以后，不料又因为“撕毁告示”犯了罪，被打了 40大板。贲笔吏自认倒霉，以后再也不敢趾高气扬了。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 133 摇动满天星斗 太平天国领袖洪秀全，广东花县人。他家世世代代受地主剥削，生活贫困，少年时代得到亲友资助，读了几年私塾。 在一个星光灿烂的夏夜，他和几个小伙伴到池塘游泳，看到明亮的繁星倒映在池塘里 ，经大伙一搅动，顿时波光翻滚，满池生辉。洪秀全即兴口吟一联: 夜浴鱼池摇动满天星斗; 早登麟阁力挽三代乾坤。 可谓风华少年，有气吞万里如虎之志。随着年龄的增长，洪秀全看清了自己处于鸦片战争后中国社会动荡的时代。由于少年时代的理想，一直激荡在心胸，他迅速走上革命道路，率领农民兄弟进行太平军起义，坚决推翻清朝的反动统治。 134 送寿礼 有一个县令过生日，想借机会搜刮老百姓，下令要各乡各村、各家各户给他送寿礼。为了“体恤民情”，他还特别声言，送多少都行，送什么都行，跟抢劫也差不了多少。此时正是青黄不接 ，老百姓正忍饥挨饿 ，哪里有东西可送,县令可不管这些。有一个秀才气愤不过，就写了一副寿联 ，等县令作寿那天，交给门房送进去。里边一喊号 :“寿联一副～” “挂～——”有人挂起来了。“念～——” 有人念道: 大老爷做生，银也要，钱也要，票子也要，黑红一把抓，不分南北 小的们该死，麦未收，谷未收，豆儿未收，青黄两不接，送啥东西, 县官气得直喊 :“把送对联的给我抓起来 ～”衙役们出门一看，秀才早无影无踪了。 135 谁说不收礼, 有一个新上任的县官，还不知道这“官”该怎么做，心里却把“贪”字早装满了。但是，为了表示自己的清廉，来欺骗老百姓，就在县衙大门上刻了一副对联: 若受暮夜钱财，天诛地灭 如听衙役说话，男盗女娼。 老百姓看了，互相传开，都很高兴，以为这次来了个青天大老爷。谁知过了不久，这位“清官”就变着花样贪赃捞银子。老百姓犯嘀咕了:那对联不是说得好好的，怎么也贪起来了呢,慢慢一琢磨，也发现这对联只是表面清廉，实际上是宣布两件事:第一，送礼白天送，不要等“暮夜 ”;第二，直接送给县官本人，不要经衙役的手，也不要让衙役说情。 136 如此“清官” 古时候，有个县令，他一上任，就在公堂悬挂一副楹联: 得一文，天诛地灭; 徇一情，男盗女娼。 百姓初看这副楹联 ，满以为新来的县令实在太清廉公正了。然而，没过几天，一些到县衙打官司、告状的，给他送去不少金银财宝，他来者不拒，全部接受了，有权势的人接踵而来，他没有不徇情的。一天，一个穷秀才对他说:“你这就不对了，不见你悬在堂上的对联立的誓吗”县令恬不知耻地说 :“我并没违誓呀～我收的，确实不是一文，我徇的，也不是一情呀～”几句话道出了他欺世盗名的嘴脸。 137 光棍不能拿 传说乡下有个穷书生，年纪不小了，也没钱娶妻，人们叫这种人是“光棍 ”。这位书生，非常仗义，好打抱不平。凡有乡亲们受欺侮的，找上门来，他便代写状子到衙门里申诉，常常打赢官司，乡里人都很感激他。可那些为非作歹的恶人恨死他了，设计诬告他，书生被拘到官府。升堂审问，县官看他是个书生，且早有耳闻，便问道:“你既是书生，可会作对,” 书生道:“我来作对，不过探囊取物一般容易。”县官听他口气，竟未将本官放在眼里，便喝道:“这里有一上联，对上便罢，否则严办。”接着，出了上联—— 云锁高山，哪个尖峰敢山 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 书生随口答对: 日穿漏壁，这条光棍难拿 说完，掉头大步而出，县官及满堂衙役只好由他走了。半天 ，人们才琢磨出“光棍 ”二字的妙处:壁上有洞，日光射进 ，形成一条“光的棍子”，当然没法握住;而他自己这条“光棍 ”，没有犯罪，自然衙门里也“难拿”哟～ 138 不忘旧对 清朝有位姓胡的文人，在落魄之年，给人当私塾教师。主人总看他不顺心，想辞掉他。有一日，天降大雪，主人大宴宾朋。来赴宴的，都是本地名流。胡先生也被破例邀请来参加宴会。席间，雪越下越大，可以看见窗外的竹子都被雪压弯，头垂到地。主人对胡先生说:“有个对子，让你现在就对。能对上呢，这塾师的位子还是你的;否则，恐怕我要另请高明了。”说完，出了一对: 雪压竹枝头扫地，只因腹内空虚 胡先生知道，这是主人逐客的办法，并让自己当众出丑，十分气愤。人到情急之时，常常文思阻塞。胡先生一时想不到好对，又愧又愤，只有离开此地了。几年后，胡先生飞黄腾达，官至军门。忽然有一天，胡军门手下的人找到当年下逐客令的主人。虽说是“大人有请 ”，他的心却也乱跳不止，不知是福是祸。一见面，胡公说 :“您的那副对子，我一直没忘 。”故主人吓得一哆嗦，赶忙下跪:“小的不该如此，请大人恕罪 。”胡公说 :“请起，请起。出对以判赏罚，何罪之有,只是这对子出得太好了，害得我想了好几年。昨日春游，见柳枝为风所动，飘飘忽忽，猛然悟出对句，今日特请故主人过目，看可否交卷,”说完，取出一纸，上面写着: 风吹柳叶背朝天，足见眼前轻薄 这位故主人连“好”字都没敢说，羞愧无言，连忙叩谢而去了。 139 醉汉是谁 从前有座尼姑庵 ，庵内住着一个 18岁的尼姑，长得非常秀气，举止文雅，人们称她为秀姑。县太爷也听说秀姑美若天仙，就想娶她为妻。让媒人送去金银、绸缎，秀姑不收，媒人花言巧语，秀姑也不听。县太爷老羞成怒，便下了一道禁令:“不准秀姑与男子说话和往来。”从此，尼姑庵被监视起来，秀姑也像犯人一样被看管着。一天，秀姑出去提水 ，看见一个吃醉酒的男子跌在庵门口，急忙把他搀进自己卧房，让他躺在自己床上，给他打水洗脸，泡茶醒酒。“ 暗哨”赶忙 报告 软件系统测试报告下载sgs报告如何下载关于路面塌陷情况报告535n,sgs报告怎么下载竣工报告下载 知县。知县听说秀姑把个男人扶在床上，醋性大发，暴跳如雷，急忙下令:“快～把秀姑给我抓来～”不多时，秀姑被带到公堂。她双手合十，问县官道:“民女何罪 ，被解押到公堂来,”县官一拍惊堂木:“你还问我,我倒要问问你:那醉汉是什么人，竟放入到你的房中,如此伤风败俗，还不知罪吗,”秀姑从容不迫地念了一副对联: 醉汉妻弟尼姑舅 尼姑舅姐醉汉妻 县太爷算了半天，突然醒悟:“放她回去～退堂～”你能猜出醉汉是什么人吗,他是尼姑的父亲。 140 石达开改对联 太平天国翼王石达开 ，他的部将李文彩 ，原先是个剃头的，举义之前，他在广西省的贵县开了一个剃头铺，作为交结地方豪杰的联络点，宣传革命，组织起义。太平天国早期领导人之一的冯云山，曾为这个剃头铺拟过一副对联: 磨砺以须，天下有头皆可剃; 及锋而试，世间妙手等闲看。 这副对联，和一般的剃头铺对联完全不同，它表达了太平天国革命者的革命思想和伟大抱负，但石达开见了，觉得不够鲜明，上下两联都有些头重脚轻，语势太平。于是把这副对联改为: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 磨砺以须，问天下头颅有几; 及锋而试，看老夫手段何如。 他借题赋志，抒发革命豪情，把上下两联都改用激问的语气，鲜明地表现了革命者的豪迈气概和乐观精神。 91 为贪官作注 有一个县太爷，既贪婪，又残酷，老百姓背地里没有一个不骂他的。这年除夕，他写了 一副春联，贴在自家门上: 爱民若子 执法如山 过路人看了，都小声骂他:“什么'子’，还不是要银子,”“就仗着他有靠山。”一个读书人听见大家议论，回家续了两行字，连夜贴在县官的门上。第二天早上，人们一看，对联变成—— 爱民若子，金子银子皆吾子也 执法如山，钱山靠山为其山乎 所续的字 ，正是对“爱民若子、执法如山”所加的注脚。 92 奈何鸟与旋复花 近代著名诗人黄遵宪曾经巧妙地用药名、花名、虫名、鸟名串成一副对联，不但新颖奇绝，而且具有鲜明的政治色彩。戊戌变法失败以后，黄遵宪被清政府解除官职，押解还乡软禁起来，但他并未因为受到迫害而改变初衷，依然强烈地渴望实行变法维新。就在他临终的前一年，尽管重病缠身，还精心撰写了一副对联，寄寓自己的政治信念: 约是当归，花宜旋复; 虫还无恙，鸟莫奇何。 “药是当归” ，“虫还无恙”是喻写自己的政治信念决不会改变;“花宜旋复”，“鸟莫奈何”是写自己的政治理想一定能够实现。黄遵宪还另有诗表达此意: 万花烂漫他年事，第一安排旋复花。 这早已吐露过他的情怀 。奈何鸟，即杜鹃 ，“鸟莫奈何”暗用了宋人王逢原《送春》的诗意 ，“三月残花落复开，小园日日燕飞来;子规(杜鹃)夜半犹啼血，不园东风唤不回”。黄遵宪的对联，技巧很高妙，意境也深邃，是有鲜明的政治倾向性的艺术佳品。 93 录取绝招 清朝时候 ，有个人花钱买了一个官。他这个人胸无笔墨，比文盲强不了多少。偏偏又遇到个糊涂上司，派他去一个地方当主考官。考试完毕，试卷呈上来，他根本看不懂，但又爱面子，不愿请人代阅，怎么办呢,他有绝招:把卷从从头到尾编上号，每一份卷成长管状，一一插在签筒里摇。像算卦的人摇签那样，最先摇出来的是第一名，次者第二名„„直到名额取满便不摇了。结果，好卷子未必能摇出来 ，胡诌乱扯的文章倒摇出不少。这事不知怎么传了出去，惹得满城风雨，议论纷纷。有个考生写成一副对联进行讽刺。 尔等论命莫论文，碰～ 吾侪用手不用眼，摇～ 这是摹拟文盲考官的口气写的:你们(尔等)这些考生信命而不必在写文章上下功夫，碰运气吧～我们(吾侪)考官是用手摇签而不用眼睛看文章的。 94 郑和胜迹 郑和是闻名中外的航海家和通商贸易的友好使者，曾先后七次下西洋，在东南亚各地，至今还有很多纪念郑和的遗迹和文物。 最有名的是印尼中爪哇三宝垅市的三宝洞(又称三宝庙)。庙前有一牌楼，上书“德绥威服”四字。庙内供奉着孔子、郑和等塑像，祭坛上的铜炉，香烟袅袅。左边一座供奉着一个大铁锚，相传是郑和船队的遗物。右边一座是圆形古墓，据说那是副使王景弘和随从人员之墓。墓前有对联曰: 受命皇朝临海国， risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 留迹石洞庇人寰。 相传旧历六月三十日是郑和第一次到达此地之日，故每年这一天，成千上万的善男信女和游客都来这里烧香朝拜。1916 年，我国学者章太炎曾到印尼，游三宝洞时，留下一副对联: 访君千载后， 愧我一能无。 后来就将此联刻在石碑上。这里已成了印尼的著名游览胜地。 95 巧对船家 一次，苏东坡乘船外出，碰上一个船家，因船价和旅客口角起来。为东坡撑船的船家，见东坡文质彬彬，就搭讪着对苏东坡说:“先生，我出一上联，请你对下联 ，好吗,”说着，便出一上联: 港口撑船因船钱而讲口，苏东坡一时对不上，下船步上岸来，举目一看，面前一座瓦窑 ，有几个顾客在那里摇头晃脑争议瓦价。东坡触景生情，马上向船家答出下联: 窑头买瓦为瓦价以摇头。 上联“ 讲口”与“ 港口 ”，按当地方音 ，当为同音词，“讲”读作“港”;下联“窑头”与“摇头”也是同音词。船家听了，伸出大拇指夸道:“妙对，妙对～” 96 颜色三变 清朝时候，江苏镇江的金山寺里有个小和尚，他对对联很有研究，对对子挺有水平，在附近一带是出了名的。知府大人听了，就把小和尚请了来，打算试一试他的学问。知府便给小和尚出了个上联: 使君子花，朝白、午红、暮紫 “使君子”，是一种中草药，夏天开花，花瓣儿起初是白色的，慢慢地变了颜色。上联是说，使君子花早晨是白的，中午变成红的，晚上就变成紫的了。小和尚一听，马上就答道: 虞美人草，春青，夏绿，秋黄 “虞美人 ”，又叫“丽春花 ”，是一种很好看的草花。下联是说，虞美人这种草花，春天是青色的，夏天变绿，到了秋天，就变成黄的了。知府说了一种花，一天里头的早、中、晚，颜色有三次变化，小和尚对的也是一种花，一年里头春、夏、秋季，颜色三变。这里，对句不但对得好，而且说明这两位对植物学还挺有研究。瞧他们观察得多仔细呀。 97 风翻绿竹 苏东坡在跟佛印和尚踏雪赏梅时，两人还对过一副回文叠字巧联。佛印的上联是: 雪里白梅，雪映白梅梅映雪; 东坡的下联是: 风中绿竹，风翻绿竹竹翻风。 一个“翻”字，把风声竹影写得活灵活现 ，“风翻绿竹”这种动态描写比起上联的“雪映白梅”的静态描写更加有声有色，尤胜一筹。 98 东坡戏对 古代诗人诗词中常有一些名句，影响很大，有的竟然成了诗人的代名词。秦观写了一首有名的《满庭芳》词 ，第一句是“山抹微(((云(”，后来“山抹微云”成了秦观的代名词。秦观的女婿范温，为岳父有这个名字而感到自豪。一次，他向人家介绍说:“我是山抹微云的女婿。”引得人们哄堂大笑。柳永的破阵子词中有“露花倒影((((”的名句，时人就用露花倒影来称柳永。一次，爱开玩笑的苏东坡巧遇二人，于是一同去饮酒;席间，东坡乘兴把秦观和柳永的这些名句绰号组成了一副对联，云: 山抹微云秦学士， 露花倒影柳屯田。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 此联虽为嬉戏之作，读来倒也别有情趣。 99 怨丈人不是朝官 从前有个读书人 ，虽然有小学，但因为没有钱打通关节，几次考试都没有中。老大不小了，还是白丁一个。一气之下，弃文经商，开了个小客店，自己当掌柜。他这口气出不来，便在店堂里挂起一个条幅，写着: 主考秉公，公子、公孙、公女婿同登金榜 下面还有一行小字:“凡应试不中者返店对下联，对上者，本店愿聘为二掌柜。”这天，先后来了张王李赵4个书生，赴省城赶考，在小店投宿。王李赵三人看了上联，不屑一顾，睡觉去了。张书生琢磨一番，对掌柜深表同情，也睡觉去了。张书生想:凭我的才学，这次准能考中，用不着再来对下联了。谁知考试已毕，不学无术的王李赵三人，因为贿赂了考官，或者在上边有靠山，都榜上有名，唯独张书生名落孙山。他返回客店，感慨万端，立即续出下联: 小生有怨，怨天、怨地、怨丈人不是朝官 果然，张书生留下作了二掌柜，决心放弃科举考试，也不想走进黑暗的官场。 100 花香屎臭 有一年，朝廷派个学监到湖北松滋视察科举方面的事。学监听说这个县的农民周结巴很有名气，就下令召见。学监见周结巴一身士气，两脚黄泥，实在看不上眼，便问道:“你会诗文吗,”周结巴说:“凡„„凡是人家会„„会的，我也„„也会一点 。”学监看他口气不小，出了一联，让他对: 花园里桃花香、荷花香、桂花香，花香香花花花香 这时，周结巴一个字也说不出来。学监问 :“既然也会一点，为何低头不语,”周结巴答:“不„„不敢说。”学监说: “有何不敢,说来无妨 。”周结巴说:“大„„大人的三种花，桃„„桃花在春 ，荷„„荷花在夏 ，桂„„桂花在秋，花园„„园里怎能同„„同时看见呢,”学监一听，自知考虑不周 ，便红着脸说 :“你对下联就是，管它什么时候开呢,”周结巴说:“那么小„„小人就以歪„„歪对歪了 。”说完断断续续念出下联: 大街上人屎臭、猪屎臭、狗屎臭，屎臭臭屎屎屎臭 学监听了哭笑不得，十分尴尬。事情传到朝廷，一个堂堂学监，被乡野村夫戏弄，成何体统，吏部向皇上参了一本，降了学监的官职。 101 药名信 有一家三口，丈夫带着儿子在外边作药材生意，妻子阿娇在家种田。这一年，夏麦已熟，家家都开镰收割了，可自己家的男人还在外边，妻子急忙给丈夫捎了封信。除了台头、落款，这封信只有一行字: 小麦已熟，父子及早当归 丈夫一看 ，信中有三个中草药名 :“ 父子及早”是“附子” “鸡爪”，当归一词双关。他也想早些回家，可是有一笔大生意正在进展之中，不能离开，便给妻子也写了封短信: 大财未进，阿娇权歇半夏 信中也用了三味中草药:“阿娇权歇”，是“阿胶”、“全蝎”，半夏也是一语双关。妻子接信后，知道丈夫的意思是:我眼下不能回去，因为有一笔大宗买卖，你在家能干多少就干多少，别累坏了自己。妻子明白丈夫的好意，但不能让庄稼总长在地里，就一个人起早贪黑地把小麦收完了。 102 解解解解元之渴 有个姓解的人 ，中了乡试第一名，成了“解元 ”。这天，他从外面回家，连声叫渴。侍女赶忙提壶沏茶。正好有一位朋友在坐，随口说了一句: 一杯清茶，解解解解元之渴 解元一听，放下茶杯，连说“妙句～妙句 ～”一个“解”字，根据字音不同，竟连用四个。前两个是动词，读ji ě;后两个都是组在名词之内，读xi â。解元把此句写在纸上，到处征对，没有一个人能对上。后来，有个乐师来到城里，巧的是他姓risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 乐，连起来被称为“乐乐师 ”。一天，乐师在外面生了点气，回家来闷闷不乐，妻子却在一旁弹琴。乐师责备她说 :“我心里不痛快，你还有心思弹琴,”妻子笑着说道: 半支雅曲，乐乐乐乐师之心 乐师理解妻子的一番好意，猛然间想到，这句话，不正好能对上城里传说的那副“绝对”吗,他一脸愁云顿时消散，马上跑出去告诉朋友„„ 103 对子抵船钱 从前，湖北咸宁一带民间有个智慧人物叫钱六姐。她读书不多，却聪明过人。这天，钱六姐走亲戚，要过一条河。天色已晚，又下起绵绵雨。到岸边，她见岸上蹲着两个人，不上渡船。虽然奇怪，也顾不上问，便喊船夫。船夫病了，让儿子小三替他。这小三聪明好学，喜欢捉弄富家子弟。常信口编个对子让他们对，对上了可以上船，对不上收双倍的船钱。小三听见叫船的，出舱一看，是个女的，打扮也很整齐，当她是大户人家的，就说了过河的条件。钱六姐一想小孩子家能出什么对子，就说:“请出上联吧 ～”小三说: 晴天过河船搭脚 字面很平常，仔细一想，还挺难对。天越来越黑，雨也越下越大。钱六姐在岸上打着伞来回思索，忽然触景生情，对出下联: 雨夜行路伞遮身 小三说 :“请上船吧 ～”话音刚落，岸上两个人站起来要上船。原来这是两个富家子弟，让小三难在这里已经一个时辰了。 小三说 :“等等，对子是人家对上的，你们想白占便宜可不行。这样吧，赶上天黑下雨，饶你们一次。不过，这位大姐的船钱得由你们出。”那两人连连答应，随钱六姐进了船舱。 104 秦少游对苏东坡 苏东坡和好友秦少游在效外野游，遇一大汉喝得醉醺醺骑着毛驴回家，东坡笑着出了个上联: 醉汉骑驴，颠头簸脑算酒账; 请秦少游对下联。少游放眼江中，即景对曰: 艄公摇橹，打躬作揖讨船钱。 这副对联，写得神态活现，维妙维肖。 105 何必问老子 从前 ，有个很狂傲的秀才 ，学识虽不多，但偏爱显示自己，人们都叫他狂秀才。有一天，狂秀才出门，来到了一所学堂前，他看见一群学童兴趣十足地在交谈什么，他就想让这个学馆里的老师出来，和他比试比试才学。于是，他大大咧咧地往大门口一站，大声说道: 稻粱菽麦黍稷，这些杂种，哪个是先生 那一群学童听了秀才的联句 ，都愣住了 ，不知道如何应对，秀才可得意了。这时，一个眉清目秀的小学童站起来，站在狂秀才面前，把小胸脯一挺，伸出大拇指，很神气地对道: 诗书易礼春秋，许多正经，何必问老子 狂秀才听了，羞得脸都红了，在一大群学童的哄笑中，赶快溜之乎也。 106 李清照的妙联 李清照是宋代著名的女词人 ，她一生不仅写了大量诗词，而且还写了不少对联。现录一副妙联于下: 露花倒影柳三变， 桂子飘香张九成。 柳三变即柳永，柳永有《破阵乐》词一首，其首句为“露花倒影，烟芜蘸碧，灵沼波暖 ”，可见上联是用人物柳永自己的词句来属对的。张九成，字子韶，《宋史》有传。宋绍兴二年三月risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 甲寅，高宗策试诸路类试奏名进士于讲殿，以张九成为第一。九成对策中有句云 :“澄 江泻练，夜桂飘香，陛下享此乐时，必曰:西风凄劲，两宫得无忧乎,”故李清照撰此联以 嘲之。下联也是用人物张九成自己的文句来属对的。用“张九成”对“柳三变 ”，除用“九”对“三”外，而且用“成”对 “变”。按《周礼?大司乐》:“ 乐有六变、八变、九变。”《礼记?乐记》有 :“再成、三成、四成、五成、六成 。”《礼记》郑注:“每奏武曲，一终为一成。”王学初先生在《李清照集校注》中解释曰 :“变亦成也 。”可知李清照此联对仗极为精当，实为不可多得的佳品。 107 盲人对句 湖南浏阳县有个三金庙，是每年戏班唱戏的地方。人们觉得这地方看戏太窄小，就在庙的东面，盖了一个真正的戏台。这年春节，戏台落成，要在戏台两侧悬挂对联，表示庆贺。人们请来了饱学的陈先生，请他执笔挥毫。陈先生喜欢舞文弄墨，满口答应。只见他在戏台右侧写了上联: 搭东台，唱西游，南腔北调 写完之后 ，放下笔走了，空着下联没写。主事人追出去问，老先生说，让大家对一对，不是更有意思吗,主事人一想，也有道理，就悬赏征对。四乡的读书人都来试试身手，谁也没有对出好的来。老百姓有事没事都上这儿转一转，瞧瞧热闹。 一天 ，有个说评书的盲艺人流浪到浏阳，听说了这件事，便对出下联: 作春田，栽夏禾，秋收冬藏 人们都夸对得好 ，陈老先生也点头称赞 ，并且又到戏台前，把盲艺人的下联写到戏台柱子上。 108 藏物谜联 从前 ，有两个学生在一个学堂里读书 。这两个人是好朋友，常常在一起谈论写诗作对的学问。有一次，年小的学生得到一句很好的联句，他想考一考年纪大一点的师兄。他说:“师兄，我出一个对子给你对，还得猜出是一物的谜语，怎么样,”师兄为人忠厚老实，学习勤奋刻苦，便点头说:“请出句吧。”年小的学生说: 白蛇过江，头顶一轮红日 年纪大的师兄一听，开始感到有点迷惑，不知道这“头顶红日”是什么东西，但他仔细一想，就明白了，想出了谜底，自然也就对出了下联: 青龙挂壁，身披万点银星 这下，可把年小的学生难住了。他想了许久，还是没想出物谜的谜底来。在旁边听了好久的老师笑了，对他们说:“出题很好，下联答得也巧，谜底的前一句是油灯芯，后一句是钩子秤，你们说，对不对,”年纪大一点的学生点点头，老师又对两个学生说 :“同学之间要互助商量 ，千万不要骄傲自大呀～”那个年纪小点的学生听了，脸都红了，从此，他再也不敢骄傲了，虚心地向同学们学习，他的进步也很快。 109 八十二岁中状元 宋朝有个梁颢 ，年轻时 ，多次上京应考，每次都榜上无名，但他不灰心，不气馁，发愤读书，持这以恒。功夫不负有心人，终于八十二岁高龄中了状元。他压抑不住激动的心情，提笔写了一副对联。 白首穷经，少伏生八岁; 青云得路，多太公二年。 对联的大意是:考中状元，年纪虽然比辅佐周文王的姜太公入仕大二岁，但比传授《尚书》的伏生成名还年轻八岁呢～ 110 烟霞洞 杭州西湖的烟霞洞，有许多造型优美、雕刻精湛的石窟造像。洞的入口处，原先刻着一尊财神像。人们为了纪念宋朝著名诗人苏东坡任杭州太守时，勤政爱民疏浚西湖的功绩，便把财神像改镌为苏东坡像，设“苏龛”，供人瞻仰，并加上一副很有风趣的对联: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 钱如真可通神，此座巍然，何不与烟霞终古; 石也有时变相，长公仙矣，莫非是香火前缘。 这副对联，既辛辣嘲讽了那无知而又无用的“ 财神”，批判了“钱通神路”的剥削阶级传统观念;又歌颂了那位对人民做了不少好事的苏东坡，寄托了人民对他的怀念，讲出了人民的公论。 111 明太祖写对联 在宋 、元时期 ，题“桃符”之举还只是封建士大夫的雅事，在群众中是悬挂没有文字的“桃符 ”。明太祖朱元璋非常喜爱春联。每年除夕传旨 :“公卿士庶家门，须加春联一副。”朱元璋不但要求文武官员文人学士写春联，贴春联，而且还亲自撰写了一副赐给学士陶安: 国朝谋略无双士， 翰苑文章第一家。 以示褒奖。朱元璋还曾赐魏国公徐达一副对联: 破敌平蛮，功贯古今第一 出将入相，才兼文武无双 朱元璋竟以微服出行 ，挨门观看春联为乐事。某年除夕，他看到家家户户均贴了春联，只有一家屠户未贴，朱元璋挥笔为他写了一副: 双手劈开生死路， 一刀割断是非根。 从这以后，明朝贴春联的风习在民间愈加盛行，内容也不断发展，逐渐扩展到各个方面。 112 且听下联 有三个举子，相约进京赶考。临行前，找到算命先生去问前程。算命先生掐指一算，说了句: 金马玉堂三学士 三个人十分高兴，满以为这回都榜上有名了。谁知只有一个考中，其余两人回到家乡，去质问算命先生:“你为什么骗我们,”先生说 :“此话怎讲,”两个举子说道 :“你告诉我们'金马玉堂三学士 ’，应该都考中，怎么只中了一个,”先生镇定地说:“不错，我说过这句话 ，可那只是上联，我还没说下联你们就走了，这能怪我吗,”两个举子问:“那下联是什么,”算命先生吟道: 清风明月两闲人 两个举子听了，也搞不清是命该如此，还是算命先生又骗他们，反正只好明年再考了。 113 老师的嘱咐 有个不成器的读书人，要送儿子去读书，特地请自己过去的老师嘱咐几句。老师想了想，写了一副对联: 好读书时不好读书 好读书时不好读书 读书人看了半天，也不明白，就问老师 :“您说的是什么呀,怎么上下联都一样,”老师说:“我说的是你呀～你年少时，你父母一心一意供你读书，让我教你，可你偏不爱读书;后来，你长成人，想读书、爱读书了，可又要抚养儿女，杂事拖累，没有条件了。我把它写出来，是想让你儿子记住:读书要趁好时机，不要像你一样后悔了。”读书人这才明白过来，读懂了对联。这是利用“好”字的多音多义的特点:把上联第一、下联第二个“好”字读作 h ǎo，按“良好”的意思理解;其他的“好”读作 h ào ，按“嗜好”的意思理解。这样，人人都能读懂了。 114 爹满门 从前 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions ，有个财主，姓贾，为了附庸风雅向官府买了“孝廉”，人都叫他“假孝廉”。腊月二十九这天，假孝廉把私塾先生找了来，要他代写春联。私塾先生刷刷点点不大工夫就写完了: 天增日月人增寿， 春满乾坤福满门。 假孝廉一看 :“什么,天增日月人增寿，都增寿哪行，穷小子也增寿吗,你给我改了～”“怎么改,”“改'娘增寿’，我娘增寿。”私塾先生说道:“东家，这对联讲究对仗，上联改了下联也得改，不然，人家看了会笑话 。”假孝廉一听，忙说:“下联那个'福’字就改作'爹’吧。”这改完的春联是这样的: 天增日月娘增寿， 春满乾坤爹满门。 过路人看了这副对联都哈哈大笑。 115 写寿联训儿孙 从前，有一位独身老翁，儿孙们都不在跟前。平时不来照顾 ，老翁作寿总该来吧,来倒是来了，一个个全都空着手来，把肚子填饱了就走。老翁非常恼火，不断地跟老街坊们念叨:“孙子是猫，吃饱就逃;儿子是狗，吃饱就走。”这年，老翁的生日又到了，他自己写副寿联，贴在门上: 拜者，白也～白吃白喝白骚扰 寿之，受矣～受苦受穷受熬煎 儿孙们来了，一个个看着对联，满心羞愧，不敢进门。老翁看他们面红耳赤、无地自容的样子，就笑着说:“进来吧～该白吃还得让你们白吃。”儿孙们都跪了下来，请老人原谅，说以后决不让老人家受穷受苦了。果然，以后每个儿孙总不断地给老翁捎点银子，捎点东西。老翁后来过生日，心里就非常痛快了。 116 东西南北 从前 ，有个读书人，能诗能文，尤其爱好对联。一天晚上，满天乌云，一片漆，他独自一人坐在家里，觉得寂寞，便想作副对联。他忽然触景生情，得了句上联，满心欢喜，便自言自语地念道: 黑白难分，教我怎知南北; 他把上联刚念完，只听得一声门响，隔壁一个穷秀才应声走进屋里，对他说: 青黄不接，向你借点东西。 读书人说 :“你是我的好邻居 ，借点东西有何难～不过，你须先对个对子，对上了要啥给啥。”于是，便把他的上联念给秀才 ，要求立即对句。秀才回答说 :“我不是已经对过了吗”,读书人莫名其妙 。秀才又说:“我刚进门说的那句话，不正好是下联么,”读书人一想，觉得实在好笑，连忙让座献茶。 117 民间寻对 明太祖朱元璋在率军包围集庆的路上，见到一个小孩看守马驿。朱元璋很惊奇，问他年龄多大了，孩子说十岁。又问孩子:“会对对联吗,”孩子答 :“会 ～”朱元璋望着手执马鞭的孩子，笑着说出上联: 十岁儿童当马驿， 那孩子左顾右盼，又仔细打量了朱元璋，立即对道: 万年天子坐龙亭。 朱元璋听了大喜，双手抱起孩子，忙说 :“好样的，叫我干爹 ～”又有一次，朱元璋穿着便服出访，遇见一个农民卖莲藕。 朱元璋拿起莲藕，要农民和他对对子，他出的上联是: 一弯西子臂， 农民指着藕眼，笑嘻嘻地说: 七窍比干心。 朱元璋很满意，封他为“祭酒”的官职。还有一次，朱元璋便服出访，遇见一位书生。朱元璋问他risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 是什么地方人，书生回答:“四川重庆府人。”朱元璋随即按照这个人的地望(籍贯)出了一上联: 千里为重，重山重水重庆府; 说毕，命书生对出下联。书生立即对道: 一人成大，大邦大国大明君。 朱元璋与刘伯温下棋，下棋中间，朱元璋要刘伯温和他对对子，他出的上联是: 天作棋盘星作子，日月争光; 刘伯温应声对道: 雷为战鼓电为旗，风云际会。 朱元璋喜爱对联的传说，在民间流传甚广。 118 越低越好 传说有一个土财主，不识一字。赶上岳父作寿，他也想附庸风雅送一副寿联，便请来村里一位老学究代笔。老学究问他想写什么内容，财主回答说:“你把我岳父捧得高高的，越高越好;你把我说得低低的，越低越好。”老学究思索过后，挥笔写成上联: 太尊翁，尊翁在上，上至三千里凌霄，玉皇盖楼，您在楼上作寿 写完念给财主听，问 :“高不高,”财主连说 :“高，没有比这再高的了。”老学究又写出下联: 愚晚生，晚生在下，下至十八层地狱，龙王掏井，我在井底挖泥 写完又问 :“低不低,”财主高兴地说 :“好好，没有比这再低的了。”财主把寿联送给岳父，亲自挂进寿堂。前来拜寿的人看了直笑:“这老太爷，怎么招了这么个女婿,” 119 愁恨全消 据说，在鄂西山区里有个姓覃的人家，祖孙三代，目不识丁。凡需要动笔时，都得请村里的教书先生。这年，覃家大儿子结婚，又请先生写对子。因为招待不周，先生使个坏心眼，写了一副挽联，贴在门上: 流水夕阳千古恨 春露秋霜百年愁 亲朋到来，有几个粗通文墨的，看了对联直摇头，但也不知该怎么办。正在这里，迎亲的队伍回来了。新娘下轿一看门口对联，不由得倒吸一口冷气，抱怨覃家作事怎么这样荒唐。忽然，聪明的新娘眉头一皱，有了主意。她来到门两旁，把上下联最后一个字撕了下来，这样，原来的“挽联”意思不见了，反而成了“喜联”: 流水夕阳千古 春露秋霜百年 为什么是“喜”呢,用永不变化的流水夕阳象征男欢女爱情意绵长，以露霜的白颜色，比喻夫妻二人“白”头到老，“百年”好合。 120 吃月饼 传说有位老伯，中年丧偶，自己把三个儿子拉扯大，打发他们出外谋生，嘱咐他们中秋节一定赶回家来。中秋节这天，三个儿子如期返家。老伯十分高兴，在桌上摆起月饼，其中一个特别大，是用家中仅存的一点红糖做的，其他小月饼是用盐做的。老伯说:“我出一上联，你们弟兄三人每人对一副，谁对得好，谁吃大个儿的，对得不好，只好吃小个的了。”他出的上联是: 中秋赏月、天月圆、地月缺 这“地月”指“ 人间四季的月份日子”，每月三十日为“满”，中秋是八月十五，为“缺”。老大忠厚老实，理会到父亲的一片苦心，联想自己漂泊游离的凄凉，对了下联: 游子思乡，他乡苦、本乡甜 老伯说:“对的不错。”老二当了铁匠，想起自己拉风箱打铁的情景，对了下联: 炉前拉风，凉风进、热风出 老伯说:“对的也不错。”老三还没想出对句 ，正在抓耳挠腮 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 。老大、老二逗三弟说:“小弟，看来我们吃大月饼、甜月饼，你只好吃小月饼、咸月饼了。”言者无意，听者有心。老三一把抢过大月饼，吟出下联: 小弟吃饼，大饼甜、小饼咸 大家听后 ，都乐了 ，夸小三聪明。至于大月饼，分成四份，爷儿四个共同分享了。 121 天大人情 从前有个秀才，打从青年起就上京赴考。他这个人非常正直，不会拍马，不肯行贿，更不作舞弊的事，每一次都是名落孙山。看到那些善于钻营的人金榜题名，他气愤极了。他这人真有点“不识时务”，每年都认真准备考试，落榜也不灰心。转眼间，已经70岁了，想最后“拼搏”一番。两场笔试下来，自己感觉还不错。其实，每一回他都感觉不错，又有什么用呢,接下来是面试。主考大人看见老秀才白发苍苍，比自己年龄都大出许多，便出了一联让老秀才来对: 上勾是老，下勾是考，老考童生，童生考到老 不提便罢，一提“童生”二字，老秀才感触颇多，几十年官场、考场的黑暗腐败一齐出现在眼前，接着对了下联: 二人为天，一人为大，天大人情，人情大过天 主考官感叹一番，把年过古稀的老秀才取作“童生”。 122 “铲”对联 从前 ，为了防盗 ，在街头巷口设立闸门，由更夫负责开关。可闸门的春联却要由各家轮流贴。这年轮到贴春联的这家，没人识字，主人便去春联摊上买了一副现成的，贴到闸门上。没成想把对联贴反了，变成: 盛世无须掩闸门 太平不用敲更鼓 按民俗，贴反春联是不吉利的，等发现时天色已晚，揭也揭不下，买又买不到。恰巧一位教书先生经过，大家求他代写一副。这位先生思忖一番，让人把上下联最后一个字铲去。再一看，就是一副上联仄声结尾(闸，古入声字)、下联平声结尾(更，读音经)的六言联: 盛世无须掩闸 太平不用敲更 这事传扬开去，人们都很佩服教书先生“铲”对联的办法。事情传到一个财主家，财主也为春联的事犯愁呢～他目不识丁，也把对联贴反了: 积善家福寿无穷 发财户金银尽是 知道了“铲字”的办法 ，他也学着把 “穷”、“是”两个字铲去了，大家一看，门两旁是: 积善家福寿无 发财户金银尽 不但结尾平仄字没变过来，而且连意思也给铲坏了，一时传为笑话。 123 不喝到酒不罢休 据说，有个人又爱喝酒，又爱作对。一天夜里，他来了酒瘾 ，跑到朋友家要酒喝。这位朋友不肯开门，要跟他对对子，全对上才让他进来。这位讨酒的人，倒也真是出口成联。他们的对话，就是一副副对句: 谁, ——我。 何往, ——待来。 老兄好, ——小弟安。 几时回府, ——明日归家。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 去，不敢屈留～ ——来，定要叨扰。 灶下无灯无火。 ——厨中有酒有肴。 为客贪杯，断非君子。 ——作东惜酒，亦是小人。 夜已深不可传杯弄盏。 ——天未明正好行令猜拳。 咚咚咚，当当当，三更三点。 ——来来来，斟斟斟，一口一杯。 问来答去，字数越来越多，也没有难倒这“门外汉 ”，朋友只好开门，让他进来大喝一顿。 124 小气财主 有个财主，开春为儿子请个教书先生，答应七夕节为先生设宴一次。这年七月七到了，端上来的依旧是粗茶淡饭。先生很生气，又碍于面子不好意思明说 ，就出个上联叫财主儿子对: 客舍凄清，恰似今宵七夕夜 儿子对不上，去问财主，财主代对下联送进书房: 寒林寂寞，可移下月中秋时 先生只好收回话头。到了八月十五，依然粗茶淡饭。先生又出了上联: 绿竹本无心，遇节即时挨不过 用空心竹无法通过竹节的现象质问财主:过节了，你也挨(躲)不过去了吧,谁知财主一个对句，把这顿饭又“挨”到下月: 黄花如有约，重阳以后待何迟 九月九日重阳节，登高、赏菊，家家摆宴排酒，唯独先生桌上还是粗茶淡饭。这时，先生又写个上联让学生送进去: 汉三杰:张良韩信狄仁杰 财主一看，边笑边来到书房 :“先生这回可错了，汉三杰有萧何，这狄仁杰是唐朝人，怎么会喝到汉代呢,”先生也笑着答道:“汉在前，唐在后，相差1000 年你都记得清清楚楚，怎么上个月说的话竟忘了呢,”财主哑口无言，只得吩咐:“给先生摆酒。” 125 半截春联 有一位大书法家 ，过年时 ，自己写副春联贴在门口。不料，还没等浆糊干透，就被人悄悄揭走，当作墨宝收藏起来。 无奈，只得再写一副，谁知又被人揭走了。俗话说:“二十四，写大字。”从腊月二十四开始写春联，直到腊月三十，大书法家写了几副，在自家门口一个字也没留下。他一赌气，不写了，没春联也照样过年。可夫人不答应，说贴桃符是自古传下的规矩，能驱除秽气，带来好运，催他再写一副。书法家思考一会儿，润笔走腕，又写副七言对联，让儿子拦腰剪断，先把上半截贴出去。那些“书法真迹收藏者”早盯着这家的动静，等家人进屋，到门口一看，两旁贴着: 福无双至 祸不单行 不但不吉利，还满纸晦气，谁也不揭了。初一大早，书法家才把后半截贴出去。人们一看，成了: 福无双至今朝至 祸不单行昨夜行 这样一来，谁也不好意思再揭了。至于这位书法家是谁，传说不一，有说是王羲之的，有说是韩愈的，„„都没有根据。不过肯定得是位大书法家，否则，他的真迹怎么会那样被人喜爱呢, 126 一年四季吃萝卜 有一家人非常悭吝，请个教书先生来，顿顿饭只给人家吃萝卜。快过年了，主人送先生回家，说要risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 请他吃饭，顺便考考学生对对子，看这一年学问有什么长进没有。先生想，请他吃饭无非是多做两个萝卜菜。学生平时不好好用功，现在着急了，去问先生该怎么办。先生心生一计，告诉他:到时候我夹什么菜，你就对什么好了，学生满口答应。果然不出所料，主人用满桌萝卜宴请先生。主人对孩子说，我现在开始出对子了—— 白菜 先生夹了一根萝卜丝，学生对: 萝卜 主人夸道:“对的不错～”又说—— 绸缎 先生夹了一根萝卜条，学生对: 萝卜 主人莫名其妙。先生解释说:“'罗’，是绫罗的罗，'布’，是布匹的布。”主人点点头。又说—— 钟鼓 先生加了一筷子萝卜丁，学生对: 萝卜 主人说 :“胡说 ～”先生又解释道 :“这'罗’，是锣鼓的锣，“卜”，是铙钹的'钹’。用'铙钹’对钟鼓，不很好吗,”主人将信将疑。又说—— 岳飞 先生搅了两下萝卜汤，学生还对: 萝卜 主人生气了 :“放屁～我说什么你都对萝卜,”先生笑着说:“这可怪不得学生。你一年四季，每天给我吃萝卜，我眼见的是萝卜，肚装的是萝卜，你叫我怎么能不教他萝卜呢,” 127 一牛独坐看文章 过去科举考试时，考场规矩是十分严格的。考生们都知道考场规则，该带进什么，不该带进什么，都不止一遍地检查。答卷时，谁也不敢交头接耳，左顾右盼，更不敢打小抄，传纸条了。因为哪怕被考官误会了，赶出考场，几年的心血也白费了。有一个考官姓杜，不放心考生们，在考场上用纸条粘在考生的脑袋和桌子之间，让他们只能低头答卷，而不能左顾右盼。等题纸发下来，那诗句的题目是: 万马无声听号令 待考题发下，他就让考生去作文章，自己捧了本书去读。突然，有个考生拍着桌子大声喊道:“这个题目出得太绝了，你们知道下句应该是什么,”其他人吓了一跳，说:“不知道。”这个考生说，下一句应该是—— 一牛独坐看文章 考生们一阵大笑，嚷道 :“好对子～好对子 ～”笑得前仰后合，把脑袋上的纸条也崩断了。 128 夏牛飞 有一位私塾老师 ，教了几十个学生，其中有个学生最笨了，但他学习却很刻苦。一天，老师上对课，教给学生对对子的道理和方法，并出对练习。所出的题为: 春燕舞 那个笨学生对的是: 夏牛飞 老师真恼火:怎么能一个字一个字地对呢,牛能飞吗,真是不伦不类。于是便把这学生打了一顿手板。此后，笨学生发愤学习，不但会对对子，而且中了举人，他中举之后，专门为老师举行宴会，在宴席上举人笑拟一联赠给老师: 夫人应毋忘，曾记当年春燕舞 相公原不易，哪知今日夏牛飞 其他客人听了，才知道举人当初是没有“飞”起来的“夏牛”。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 129 劝秀才 有个秀才，家境虽说不上贫寒，却也不富裕，按说，日子应该过得可以，但他花钱没有 计划 项目进度计划表范例计划下载计划下载计划下载课程教学计划下载 ，饱一顿饥一顿的。春节到了，又闹得手中分文不剩。为了装璜门面，总要贴副对联吧～找来找去，翻出一张红纸，索性一裁为二，写了副短对子: 行节俭事 过淡泊年 邻居们知道他的底细，肯定又没钱花了，大家帮衬着给他送去些年货，有人在对联前边各加一个字: 早行节俭事 免过淡泊年 劝他以后过日子要有个计划，明年千万不要再像今年这样“淡泊”了。 130 莫愁湖 南京水西门外莫愁湖，是个游览胜地，历史上称作“京陵第一名胜”。据传明太祖朱元璋和大将徐达曾在此对奕。因为徐达获胜，朱元璋把莫愁湖赏赐给他。园中的“胜棋楼”就由此而得名。楼中挂有一联，写道: 人言可畏，我始欲愁，仔细思量，风吹皱一池春水; 胜固欣然，败也无妨，如何结果，浪淘尽千古英雄。 联中集用前人佳句 ，颇具风趣，上联“风吹皱一池春水”系采自冯延己“风乍起，吹皱一池春水 ”，下联“浪淘尽千古英雄”，化用苏东坡“浪淘尽千古风流人物”。足见作者具有很高的文学素养，使人读了，得到美的享受。 131 这是什么桥 浙江有一座十佛寺 ，寺里的老僧写了一个上联 ，挂在佛殿，请来往的香客对。上联是: 万瓦千砖，百匠造成十佛寺 句子里用了万、千、百、十这样四个数字，连续排列，又是说的一件事，十分自然。来来往往的人都试着对，谁也没对上。 一天，两个书生到寺里借宿，老僧请他们来对。两个人夜里想词儿，谁也没睡觉，即使这样，也没想出来好句子，两个人又扫兴，又不好意思，连夜告辞老僧，雇了一条小船，趁着月色赶路走了。小船过了一座大石桥，一个书生问摇橹的船夫:“这是什么桥,”船夫答:“四仙桥。”书生喜出望外，马上叫船夫再划回十佛寺。两个书生一路小跑进了庙里，找到老僧，要来纸笔，写出下联: 一舟二橹，三人摇过四仙桥 132 韩信祠 汉朝大将军韩信墓前的祠有副对联: 生死一知己，存亡两妇人。 这副对联仅十个字，但由于用典准确，所以概括了韩信一生经历的重大事件。秦朝末年农民大起义，韩信初在项羽部下从军，但没有受到重用，后又投刘邦，仍未得到重用。韩信一气之下，愤然出走，被萧何连夜追回，好言抚慰，并向刘邦极力保举，拜为大将。韩信果然是个将才，屡建功业，被封为淮阴侯。后来刘邦当了皇帝，反而猜疑韩信，韩信知道后便与夏阴侯陈豨密谋造反。此事被萧何识破，诱他到长乐宫中，被吕后斩首。所以后人说他:“成也萧何，败也萧何 ”。这便是上联“生死一知己”的注脚。下联指的是 ，韩信投军之前 ，因家贫食不果腹，差点饿死 ，幸得一洗衣妇人把他接到家中吃住了十多天 ，才保住性命。韩信谋反被捕后，被吕后所杀，存亡都在两个妇人手中，这就是“存亡两妇人”的含义。典故，是压缩了的历史故事，用典准确可以收到言简意赅的艺术效果。 133 阿弥陀佛 从前有个和尚，看见读书人参加考试，回来之后，有的当了秀才，有的当了举人，还有的得中状元，好不风光，心里羡慕极了。这一年又赶上乡试，他决定去试试。第一场是口试，对对子。主考官出上联: 孔圣人三千弟子下考场 和尚张口对下联: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 如来佛五百罗汉上西天 主考官又道: 子曰:克己复礼 和尚再答: 佛说:回头是岸 主考官一听，气坏了，都什么乱七八糟的，站起身来，拂袖而去，边走边说: 岂有此理～岂有此理～ 和尚急忙合掌，说: 阿弥陀佛～阿弥陀佛 134 刘备寝殿 成都武侯祠刘备寝殿上 ，有一副耐人寻味的对联 。联语是: 一抔土尚巍然，问他铜雀荒台，何处寻漳河疑冢; 三足鼎今安在,剩此石麟古道，令人想汉代官仪。 这副对联，工整自然，构思巧妙。上联说，刘备的坟墓还巍然存在，而在那漳河边上的荒凉的铜雀台旁，哪里还能找到曹操的假坟啊～,据史载:曹操死于公元220 年，葬邺城高陵(在今河北临漳县境内)并未设假坟。到了元代初年，杨奂著《山陵杂记》说，曹操殁后，恐人发其冢，乃设七十二疑冢于漳河之上。后经《三国演义》的渲染 ，“七十二疑冢”之说，广为流传，故对联作者，依据传说扬刘抑曹，反映了封建文人的正统观念。下联感慨地说 ，往事越千年，三国鼎立的局面，而今安在,一千多年后的今天，漫步在设置着各种石刻的古陵道上，不禁浮想联翩。遥想刘备当年登基称尊的盛况:钟鼓齐鸣、礼仪庄严，丝竹管弦，何等排场～ 135 鸡公鸭婆 从前有个学生，来到村外塘边看老翁放鸭子。老翁看他闲着没事，就说:“你是读书人，会作文，会对句，我出个对子，你对一对吧,”学生一想，在私塾里上过对课，对对子没有什么难的，便满口答应下来。老翁指着塘里的鸭子，说出上联: 鸭婆无鞋勤洗脚 学生看看鸭子，看看老翁，什么鞋呀、脚呀„„半天也没对上。老翁让他回家慢慢对。学生回家闷闷不乐。母亲问明了原因，启发他说:“对对子得从日常事里去想。他说'鸭婆 ’，你可以对'鸡公’呀;他说'脚’，你可以对'头’嘛～” 学生望着院子里的鸡群，苦想一阵，突然，喊道 :“对上了～对上了～”边说边跑到老翁家中，说出自己的下联: 鸡公有髻懒梳头 老翁很高兴，捉了一只鸭子，说“送你一只鸭婆 ～”学生行个礼，接过来，说:“明天我给爷爷送只鸡公过来 ～”说得老翁哈哈大笑。 136 诸葛殿 成都武侯祠诸葛殿的大门悬挂一副对联: 能攻心则反侧自消，从古知兵非好战; 不审势即宽严皆误，后来治蜀要深思。 此联是云南剑川白族人赵藩所作。上联是根据诸葛亮七擒孟获的故事写成的，称赞他用兵时注重“攻心 ”，使对手心悦诚服。公元225 年，诸葛亮举兵南征时，采取了马谡“攻心为上，攻城为下，心战为上，兵战为下”的建议，大军所到之处，在打击死硬头目的同时，采用“攻心战术”。孟获是“夷人”叛乱的余部首领，被俘后不服输，诸葛亮立即释放，让他再战，孟获又被捉获了，他还是不认输，诸葛亮又把他放走了，嘱其再成 。如此七擒七纵，孟获终于臣服了，诚恳地向诸葛亮说: '公，天威也，南人不复反矣 。”从此南方平定，诸葛亮得以全力北伐。故赵藩推崇诸葛亮，说他是精于用兵而不好战的军事家。 下联用“审势”来总结诸葛亮治蜀的方针，称赞他根据历史条件和客观实际的不同情况，来实行不risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 同的施政策略。诸葛亮执法严谨，有挥泪斩马谡的动人故事，然而又有其宽大的一面，例如蜀郡太守法正，一意孤行，大施个人报复。对此违法行为，诸葛亮则宽大为怀 ，不予追究。这一宽一严的区别对待，在于两人所处的政治形势不同。马谡之所以处斩，是处在诸葛亮第一次挥师北伐之际，军法不严不行。又蜀郡太守法正是在刘备新据益州之时，民心尚未归顺。而且，法正又是土著豪绅，若严加追究，势必造成混乱，不利于蜀汉新政权的稳定。因此，诸葛亮严惩马谡而宽容法正。这副对联寓意深远，它不仅赞扬了诸葛亮的非凡睿智，而且提醒了世世代代的统治者，从中吸取教益。 137 得一套文房四宝 近代民主革命家蔡锷，字松坡，湖南宝庆人。他小时候，才思十分敏捷，很善于对答。有一天，他去文具店买纸笔墨砚。店老板看他很可爱，又听说他特别聪明，就逗他玩:“我有个对子，你要能对上，我送你一套文房四宝，好不好。” 蔡锷眨着机灵的小眼睛，说 :“你说话可得算数。”老板说 :“那当然了。你没看我这里挂的招牌吗，是'童叟无欺 ’。”说罢，老板出了一个上联: 小童生三元开泰 这是一句很好的祝愿语，希望蔡锷能在乡试、会试、殿试考试时连中“三元”。小蔡锷 听了，心想:我也得说点吉利话儿，于是对道: 大老板四季发财 文具店老板非常高兴 ，也非常情愿地送了他一套笔墨纸砚。 138 阆中张飞墓 阆中县城西的著名古迹张飞墓，建于一千七百多年前。据史籍记载 :“刘备定益州后，以飞为巴西太守，镇守阆中。公元221年，先主伐吴，飞率万人自阆中会江州(今重庆)。 临发 ，其帐下将张达、范疆杀飞，持其首奔孙权，后权归首求和，头葬云阳，身葬阆中”。张飞墓由墓亭、墓冢两部分组成。墓亭在墓头上，亭的两边挂着一副对联: 随皇叔驰骋疆场断头，永怀三结义; 守巴西执政谨严巴人，抔土埋忠骨。 亭内是一穹庐形的石条拱穴，高、宽各约五米，其间端坐一尊二米多高的张飞塑像，塑像两边陈列着铁矛、蛇矛和铁锏各一支，相传这是张飞使用过的武器。墓高约六米，墓亭高耸其间，四角翘云，翼然欲飞。 139 夫妻相劝 抗日战争时期，国民党统治区的反动军警，特务流氓，到处横行，弄得民不聊生，鸡犬不宁。曾有人在一座土地庙门上贴上了一副对联: 夫人莫抹摩登红，谨防特务打主意; 老爷不要刮胡子，免得保长抓壮丁。 这副对联，通过夫妻二人互相劝勉的话，说出了人们心里最不满 、最痛恨的事。这对当时号称大后方的国民党黑暗统治，作了无情的揭露和辛辣的嘲讽，一时传遍山城。 140 谴责反动军官 抗日战争时期，国民党反动派消极抗日，积极反共。鄂东挺进军区第十七纵队司令程汝怀，副司令王啸峰违反民意，不抵抗日本侵略者，专打抗日的共产党和人民军队，激起了人民极大愤慨。当时，有人写了一副嵌字联，对他们给以讽刺和谴责: 王(师岂不能，啸(聚山林，风((峰)声鹤唳，敌寇未来先丧胆; 程(度果合格，汝(图富贵，淮((怀)安旦夕，人民生死不关心。 这副对联，把王啸峰和程汝怀的姓名藏入联内，指责“王啸峰敌寇未来先丧胆 ”;痛斥“程汝怀人民生死不关心”。 141 教授斥反动政府 抗日战争胜利后，蒋介石发动了全面内战。反动政府对教育漠不关心，教育经费少得可怜，而且被risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 层层剋扣。大小官员贪污，再加上伪币不断贬值，教职员工的生活苦到了极点。当时，有一位大学教授写了一副对联: 欠食饮泉，白水何堪足饱; 无才抚墨，黑土岂能充饥。 这是一副拆字对联，欠食为饮，白水为泉，无才为抚，黑土为墨。对联的意思是，国民党反动统治下的知识分子，只能以泉水足饱，何堪足饱;只能以黑土充饥，岂能充饥。这副对联成了反饥饿、反内战、反迫害的战斗檄文。 142 对联大师 解缙因擅长对对联，被人们誉为“对联大师 ”，名声一天天大起来。许多人都向他请教。但也有一班自恃才学出众的人不服气。一天，有个秀才，要来与他比试高低。两人一对阵，这个秀才便摇头晃脑地念道: 牛跑驴跑跑不过马， 鸡飞鸭飞飞不过鹰。 解缙听了，感到这个秀才可鄙可笑，当即就写了一副对联送给他: 墙上芦苇，头重脚轻根底浅; 山间竹笋，嘴尖皮厚腹中空。 这副对联，把那个搬弄是非、又无真才实学的秀才勾画得维妙维肖 ，想嘲弄人的人反被嘲弄，使他狼狈不堪，无言以对。 143 唐伯虎的故事 唐寅，字伯虎，明朝文学家、书画家，号六如居士、桃花庵主、逃禅仙吏等。有一天，唐伯虎到郊外散步，看到几个农夫正在车水灌田。只见水车旋转，浪花飞溅，笑语声声。他手拿扇子兴致勃勃地走上前去。有个农夫认得他是唐伯虎，便笑着说:“解元公，你是有名的才子，我出个对子，你能对得上吗,”唐伯虎说:“愿意请教 。”农夫边车水边说: 水车车水，水随车，车停水止; 唐伯虎摇着手中的扇子笑着说: 风扇扇风，风出扇，扇动风生。 农夫听了，哈哈大笑。 144 一月成林 查国桢是我军一个很出色的领导人，曾经为我国的解放事业立下了不朽的功勋。他出身于大别山的一个农民家庭里，家里很穷苦，但查国桢从小就聪明好学，从9岁起，就随着父亲读一些诗书。有一年春节，由于查家生活困难，直到大年三十，他的父亲还在为债务四处奔波，全家过年只借了一袋谷子。父亲看着眼前的情况，心里很难过，几乎失去了生活下去的信心。他把小国桢叫到跟前，长长地叹了一口气，用一句联句问国桢: 泡桐树开白花何日结果 国桢一听，父亲的话里带着那么伤感的情绪。他想，泡桐树是总不会结果的，父亲这样烦恼的是，难道一辈子都这样穷下去吗,于是，他马上对出下联，向父亲表明了自己的看法: 曲竹根抱直笋一月成林 竹子长得是非常快的，父亲听了儿子的话，心中的忧愁减了几分 。想了想，也确实有理，老一辈人当了一辈子“曲竹根”，挺不起生活的腰杆，难道下辈人就不能像“直笋”一样破土而出，繁茂地生长成竹林吗,儿子的话，表明了儿子很有志气，他使父亲看到了希望。 145 刘师亮拜师 四川人生性诙谐，语言幽默，民国年间出了个谐联大师刘师亮。 这刘师亮是四川内江椑木镇人，家里开个黄糕铺。他10多岁便在店里打杂，一有空就读书。他听说镇上算卦的王先生有学问，就去拜师。王先生说 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions :“我出个对子，三天之内对上了，我就收你做徒弟，对不上，一年以后再说。”镇上的店铺和住家是合而为一的，前后两个门都临街，俗称穿心店，是四川民居的特点之一。王先生以此为题，出了上联: 两头是路穿心店 刘师亮一连两天都没对上 。第三天 ，他凝视窗外滚滚沱江，又看看自家矮小的阁楼，忽然心里一亮，兴奋地跑到王先生家，说:“我对上了 。”接着，说出下联: 三面临江吊脚楼 这“吊脚楼”也是临江民居的特色。从此，刘师亮每日都与王先生一起学习，老师认真教，徒弟用心学，刘师亮学业进 步很快。 146 声讨袁世凯 袁世凯称帝时，有人作对联抗议他的窃国: 或入園中，拖出老袁，还我國; 余游道上，不堪回首，问前途。 从字面上看，上联“園”字从囗从袁，“國”字从囗从或，要求把“袁”从囗中拖出，加入“ 或 ”，还我“國 ”:下联 “道”字从辶从首 ，“途”字从辶从余 ，“余”字游于“道”上，就把“首”字挤走了，变成了“途”。从意义上看，要求有人进入园中把卖国贼袁世凯拖出来，还我国家;窃国大盗当权我忧心如焚，游于道上，不堪回首，问祖国的前途命运如何。 这副对联运用析字法，语意双关，构思是极为巧妙的，深刻地表达了诗人的爱国热忱。 147 民国总统不是东西 1912 年 ，中华民国成立 ，国家的最高领导人叫总统。人们称惯了皇上，改叫总统，觉得挺新鲜。文学家王闿运做了一副对联: 民犹此也，国犹此也 总而言之，统而言之 对联中嵌进了“民国总统”四个字，是游戏之作，并没有更多的意义。后来，北洋政府各派军阀勾心斗角，争权夺利，黎元洪、冯国璋、徐世昌几个总统走马换将，曹锟又收买国会，贿选总统，爆出一大丑闻。有人写了一副对联，只是在王闿运那副对联后面又加了几个字: 民犹此也，国犹此也，何分南北 总而言之，统而言之，不是东西 这把再把所嵌的字挑出来，就变成“民国总统不是东西”了。这种讽刺力量多么强烈啊～ 148 水中的倒影 民国初年，湖北松滋黄岭有一位姓朱的教书先生，喜欢吟诗作对，他的学生也都很机敏。有一次，他带学生外出春游，来到泗水河边。绿树倒映水中，花香衬着鸟语，令人心旷神怡。朱先生一时兴起，出了一联: 树映泗潭，鱼跃枝头鸟宿水 说了一副倒影，从泗水里看见了树，又看见树上的鸟，河里的鱼游过水中树影的枝头。多美妙呀～有个叫罗超的学生，也按着老师的思路，对了下句: 浪吞山影，龙腾峰顶虎居渊 如果说，上联是亲眼所见，下联则是随意联想，其中的龙与虎，是从前面的浪与山引申想象出来的。听见学生对出这么好的下联，当老师的，有谁不感到欣慰呢, 149 还是对联管用 民国初年，湖北松滋杨林市有位绅士文清斋，开了个同乐茶园。 茶园的生意很兴隆，除了一批固定的茶客，每天还都来了些白喝茶的人。这些白喝的，一大早就来到茶园门口，等熟人一到，就尾随进来 ，还厚着脸皮招呼 :“这边来～堂倌，泡茶～”待到喝足久坐之后，他们又喊了 :“汇茶钱～”交钱时，同桌茶客争着来付，白喝的只是嘴里喊 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions :“我开，我开～”就是不掏腰包。虽说不白喝茶馆的，可久而久之，那些真付钱的茶客就很少来光顾了，茶馆生意必然受损失。因此，管账的、跑堂的对白喝的人，十分讨厌，又没有办法。这天，唱“莲花落”的艺人“千百转”来喝茶，堂倌把那些白喝者的丑相说了，请他想个主意。“千百转”说声:“看我的 。”过了两天 ，“千百转 ”送来一副对联 。管账的看了很满意，让人刻出来，挂在柱子上: 真心请客，就该一五一五 假意为情，何必我开我开 打这以后，白喝的就逐渐少了，老茶客又来光顾了。茶馆的人十分开心地说:“还是对联有效～” 150 “状元桥”趣事 清朝 ，江西大廋有个戴衢亭，自幼勤奋好学，很有才华。只因县官有眼无珠，他虽然参加了数十次考试，一直考到三十方尽，连个秀才也没有考上。一年又逢县考，戴衢亨仍是榜上无名。众童生出于义愤损助他买了个秀才，才使他取得了乡试的资格。在八十天时间里，他从乡试到京试，从京试到殿试，连中三元，皇帝亲自召见，钦点头名状元，衣锦还乡。戴衢亨有感于自己赴考的不平道路，警告那些玩忽职守，埋没人才的官员，在家乡的一座祠堂上题写了一副对联: 三十年前，县考无名，府考无名，道考无名，人眼不开天眼见; 八十日里，乡试第一，京试第一，殿试第一，蓝袍脱下紫袍归。 戴衢亨中了状元，影响很大。那个县官自知失职有罪，暗中挂印逃走了。后来 ，人们在南昌为戴衢亨造了一座“状元桥”。 151 巧联讽慈禧太后 光绪二十年，中日甲午海战刚刚结束，清政府被迫签订了丧权辱国的《马关条约》。此时，正逢慈禧太后庆祝六十整寿，在北京，流传着这样一副对联: 万寿无疆，普天同庆; 三军败绩，割地求和。 这副对联，上联火热，下联冰冷，一褒一贬，揭露了清政府的腐败无能。光绪三十年夏历十月，慈禧太后大肆庆祝其七十岁生日，章太炎曾撰写了这样一副长联: 今日到南苑，明日到北海，何日再到古长安,叹黎民膏血全枯，只为一人歌庆有; 五十割琉球，六十割台湾，而今又割东三省，痛赤县邦圻益蹙，每逢万寿祝疆无。 这副对联，巧妙地在上联和下联中，把“一人有庆，万寿无疆”颠倒用之产生讽刺效果，真是妙绝。慈禧执政的四十年中，对外屈辱投降，签订了一系列不平等条约，对内疯狂地镇压太平天国和义和团等农民革命运动，罪恶累累，罄竹难书。可是，她竟被称为“慈禧端佑康颐昭豫庄诚寿恭钦献崇熙皇太后”，尊号达十六字之多。因此，她死后人们又写对联嘲讽说: 垂帘廿余年，年年割地; 尊号十六字，字字欺天。 这些对联 ，是投枪，是匕首，击中了这位封建女皇的要害。特别是章太炎的对联，用犀利的嘲讽，巧妙的对比，对那拉氏的罪恶统治史，揭露得痛快淋漓。 152 是何革命精神 1928年，冯玉祥到南京，各机关举行联合招待会欢迎他。欢迎会定在下午三时举行，冯玉祥准时来到会场。这时，只见桌子上摆满了丰盛茶点，来人却寥寥无几。冯玉祥想到:办事不守时，是中国人的老毛病，真是难改呀～过了许久，开会的人才陆续来到，等开会时，已经四点了，晚了一个小时。主席致欢迎词以后，请冯玉祥讲话。冯玉祥说，刚才我坐等开会时，即兴编了一副对联，现在念给大家听。说完念道: 一桌子水果，半桌子点心，不知民间疾苦 三点钟开会，四点钟来人，是何革命精神 对联一念完，下面的人，你看看我，我看看你，连大气都不敢出，以为下边要接着训斥一通呢～谁知冯玉祥说，我演讲已毕，另有公务，不再奉陪了。说完，驱车扬长而去。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 153 春联骂恶商 在刘师亮的家乡，有一个富商李老板，这个人表面上很慈善，实际上却无恶不作，用很狡诈的手段盘剥穷人，当地的老百姓都恨透了他。有一年大年除夕，李老板让人在门上贴了一副对联: 色即是空空是色 人不恕我我恕人 李刘两家是斜对门住着，自然这对联让年幼的刘师亮看到了。他轻蔑地一笑，便回家写了一副形式相同的对联，贴在自己家黄糕铺的门上: 命即是钱钱是命 人不害我我害人 李老板见了，觉得这是在影射他，便生气地带着一大帮打手来到刘家寻衅闹事。刘师亮看这阵势，一点儿也不害怕。他说:“李老板，我家门上贴的对联，你怎么还管,我们穷人家做的是小本生意，卖不到钱 ，就要饿肚子，所以是'命即是钱钱是命，还有，有时我哥做的糕不干净，有人说吃了拉肚子，这不是'人不害我我害人’吗,”围在一边的人们觉得这孩子说得头头是道，立刻响应，李老板觉得没有什么道理在自己这儿，只好灰溜溜地走了。 154 拿壶酒来 从前，广州忠爱路(今中山四路)有座茶楼。店老板是个很通文墨的前清秀才。为了招徕顾客，他想了两个主意。一个是给茶楼起个好名字“妙奇香”。一见这名字，人们就会觉得茶香奇妙，口舌生津，便要登楼一饮为快。另一个是在楼上茶座对面，贴一句上联，征求顾客续对。上联是: 为名忙，为利忙，忙里偷闲，饮杯茶去 上联挂出以后，文人雅士们争相来此地饮茶、续对，可是他们挖空心思，也没有人能对上。茶楼生意挺红火，就是下联没有着落。说话间，两个月过去了。有个乡下人，进城来想混口饭吃 。此人原是个教书先生 。这行业，虽是劳心者，也苦不堪言 。他便改行做体力活 ，种瓜点豆，卖点鲜菜，也总是不顺心。这天，也走到茶楼这儿解解闷儿。听人说，有个对子两个月了都对不上来，他好奇地一看 ，笑道:“我还以为是绝对呢～这有何难。”说罢，坐了下来，也不管店小二和周围食客的白眼，让店小二“拿壶酒来”，又要了四个菜，自斟自饮三杯，命小二纸墨侍候。只见他挥笔对出: 劳心苦，劳力苦，苦中寻乐，拿壶酒来 155 残疾学生有志 30 年代的时候，北平(现北京)燕京大学学生宿舍，曾贴出过轰动一时的对联。这个宿舍住着两个学生:一个是翁独健，得过小儿麻痹，一条腿不方便。他是福建人，原名翁贤华，大概就是因为腿的毛病，才改名为“独健”的。另一个是洪煨莲，右眼残疾(独眼)。有一次，洪煨莲在宿舍门口贴了个上联: 只眼观天下 翁独健便在门口贴了下联: 独脚跃龙门 他们虽然身有残疾 ，但功课都很好 ，后来都留校当了教授。 156 孙行者 1931 年，清华大学入学考试试题是陈寅恪教授出的。他认为对对子最能考察出学生知识的多少、掌握语言文字的水平的高低，于是，列了“对对子”一项，原题只有三个字: 孙行者 要求学生对一个人名，注意词语虚实的对仗和平仄关系。学生们一看大吃一惊。他们都是新式学校毕业的，万没有想到这种题目，于是，只好乱对一通，有的把《西游记》里的人物都搬了出来:“猪八戒”、“唐三藏”„„，有的一气之下写个“王八蛋”。当然。他们的这一题得了零分。后来成为语言学家的周祖谟先生，当时是一个考生，他对的是“胡适之”，得了满分。因为胡与孙都是姓氏，适与行都是动词，risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 之与者都是虚词。陈教授的答案是“祖冲之 ”，以祖对孙，是人的亲属称呼，以冲对行，都是动作，以之对者，也是虚词。此外，据说还有对“王献之”、“韩退之”的，也得了高分。 157 巧揭贪官相 清乾隆年间 ，有个叫吴省钦的人 ，做直隶学政，贪婪成性，握权受贿，士人恨之入骨。一年乡试，朝廷派他为主考官。他在考试中贪污受贿，揭榜之日，凡能送厚礼的权门豪贵子 弟，多名列榜首，一般贫夫寒士子弟皆名落孙山，因此，大伙怨声载道，有人愤然在试场门口贴了一副对联: 少目焉能评文字; 欠金安可望功名。 横批: 大口吞天 这副妙联 ，不仅对仗工整 ，而且构思奇妙，巧把“吴省钦”三字折开，分析成句，如少目为省;欠金为钦;口大为吴，切人切事，极为自然。一时广为传诵，弄得那个吴主考声名狼藉。 158 新年大头虫 从前，广东郁南县有个乡长骆吉甫，平时以势欺人，鱼肉百姓，当地人对他恨之入骨。他这人肚子里没有墨水，又附庸风雅，吟个诗、作个对儿，自鸣得意。这年腊月三十，他自己编了副对联，让文书写好贴在乡公所大门上: 阳春有脚 新年大头 恰巧有个私塾先生程江令路过此处。程先生饱读诗书，总不得志，平时还常受骆吉甫的欺侮。他看了对联，心里好笑:阳春有脚，是现成的词儿，不知从哪里抄来的;新年大头，文理不通，词语不对仗，平仄也不合规矩。这叫什么对联呀，还有脸往外贴,接着又想，我何不再添两个字，让他过年“高兴高兴高兴”。回到私塾中，写了两个字，连夜续到乡公所的春联后边。大年初一，人们到乡公所一看:嘿～真带劲儿～一个个捧腹大笑，指指点点。原来，春联变成了: 阳春有脚狗 新年大头虫 受了这一番奚落，骆吉甫这个年可就过得“高兴”极了。 159 好联不敢挂 1940 年 ，著名文学家、画家丰子恺先生从大后方回到杭州，寄寓在西湖招贤寺附近。一天，他在门外远眺，偶有所感，不假思索地吟出一句下联: 门对孤山放鹤亭 上联呢,却想不出来了，只好先放下再说。几天以后，上海开明书店的经理章锡琛来访，得知还缺少上联，便帮他对了一个: 居近岳庙招贤寺 对过之后，章锡琛觉得不妥，两个人又想不出更合适的字词来。章锡琛回到上海，把这副对联交给叶圣陶先生过目。叶先生也熟悉杭州，就把“岳庙”改成“葛岭”，使下联面目一新: 居近葛岭招贤寺 有了一副好对子，又是三个人合作的，本该挂在门口，可丰子恺不敢。为什么呢,他说:“游客看见这对子，误认为这里也是风景点，天天有人到我家参观游览，我可就受不了啦～” 160 数学家的对联 1952 年 ，新中国首次派科学家代表团出国访问，团员都是国际上著名的科学家:钱三强 、茅以升、华罗庚、赵九章„„。 在飞机上，闲着没事，华罗庚看看身边的钱三强，触动灵感，给大家出了个对子: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 三强韩赵魏 这对子看似容易 ，其实很难。首字是数目字 ，“三强 ”，有两个含义，一是指人名“钱三强”，二是统领下边“韩赵魏”这战国时的三个强国。在座的各位，也都是学富五车的人物，大家想了半天，都摇头、含笑、摆手，谁也对不上好句子。解铃还须系铃人。大家对华罗庚说 :“既然是你出的，还是由你来对。”其实，华罗庚早就有了成句。他看了看大家，一字一字说出下联: 九章勾股弦 “勾股弦”是中国古代数学著作《九章》的内容，即直角三角形斜边(弦)的平方等于两个直角边(勾和股)平方的和 。而“九章”又是“赵九章 ”的名字，当时也在座，恰与“三强”相对。对句一出，满座的人都称赞这是绝对，天衣无缝。从此，流传下这段趣闻佳话。 161 改联救少女 1962 年秋天 ，郭沫若到南海普陀山游览 ，在梵音洞口，拾得一个笔记本。打开一看 ，扉页上写了一副非常伤感的对联: 年年失望年年望 处处难寻处处寻 还有个横披:“春在哪里,”再翻一页 ，是写于当天的绝命诗。郭老看后，心急火燎，马上让秘书去寻找笔记本的主人，从字迹上看，可能是个少女。秘书和随行的几个人费了好大的劲才找到了这个少女。她叫李真真，高考落榜，爱情受挫，于是，萌发了轻生的念头。郭老耐心关切地和姑娘谈心，给她讲要热爱生活、正视困难的道理。最后说:“你的对联太消极了，我给你改一改，好不好,”姑娘点了点头。只见郭老取出钢笔，在笔记本上改道: 年年失望年年望 事事难成事事成 横披也改为“春在心中”。姑娘知道为自己改对联的，就是中外著名的郭老，十分激动，把绝命书撕个粉碎，对郭老说:“谢谢你～我要在人生的道路上，勇敢地走下去。” 162 婚联“奇闻” “文化大革命”中，有家工厂规定必须举行“集体婚礼”，那时没有工会了，操办的事多由“革命委员会”负责。这天，“革委会”宣传组的几个人商议，“集体婚礼”在礼堂举行 ，有人提议最好贴副对联，大家都说好。铺开红纸，一个书法好的人，写了一句现成的话: 愿天下有情人终成眷属 下边该写“是前生注定事莫错姻缘 ”，他不敢写了。为什么呢,正在“破四旧 ”，怕人家批判说“宣传迷信”。大家说，咱们另外想个下联。几个人正在琢磨 ，“革委会 ”主任进来了 。此人没有文化 ，全靠“造反派脾气”当的官 。他一看写对联，就不高兴了，说 :“贴对联是不是四旧了,”宣传组的人说 :“这不是四旧，咱们厂门口不还写着'四海翻腾云水怒，五洲震荡风雷激’吗,”主任说:“那就要写革命者的豪言壮语，你们就写这个——”说完往墙上一指。大家一看，是条标语: 全世界无产者联合起来 一个年轻人小声问 :“合适吗,”主任大声说 :“有什么不合适的,小两口结婚，别光顾自己，要想想世界上还有三分之二的兄弟姐妹在水深火热之中呢～”主任走了，大家说 :“就用这个吧 ～要不，他再让你写'为有牺牲多壮志’什么的，这婚礼还怎么举行,” 163 中药趣联 从前，张某父子在外地行医，由于医术高明，槽遭当地医霸的刁难，无法谋生，决定回乡。为了把去向告诉病人，临别的前夜，他们在客栈里撰写了一副对联: risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 上联是:生地人参; 下联是:附子当归。 横批是:茴香。 对联用了五种中药药名谐音表意。第二天，求医的病人见到客栈门口的对联，“茴香”的谐音，得知医生父子“回乡”了～都为张某父子的遭遇深感不平。 164 半山亭 韩江上游，有个五里村。人们出乡入镇，必须路经一座大山，山两边都有坡，上下坡各行五里。人们有时走到半山腰遇雨无处防。后来，村里一位华侨捐款在半山腰兴建了一座半山亭。这个半山亭落成那天，村民出了一张告示，请人提诗作对，并要求文字虚实对偶，头尾二字相同，上联为“景”，下联为“行”，并说一旦入选奖赏大米五石五斗。有一天，梅县一位文人路过半山亭，他看了看告示，顺手从地上捡起一块木炭，在墙上写了一副对子: 景色无边，莫道偷闲贪好景， 行程不远，何妨少息再前行。 他写罢对联，又旁注了几字:“如能录用，价值千金，无须大米。李义豪。”村民和捐款建亭的华侨看到李义豪的妙对以后，非常高兴，立即请人写了挂在亭上。此后，行人至此，寄身半山亭，观览山光水色，欣赏李义豪的妙联佳对，实在是一种美的享受。 165 一联救活一酒馆 相传 ，过去江南某城，有家酒馆，因营业不佳，行将倒闭，全家人为此发愁。酒馆主人哭着摘下酒馆招牌。正巧，一位诗人路过，上前打听为啥摘掉招牌。酒家说明原由，诗人笑着说:“我能叫你酒馆兴旺起来～”酒家说:“别开玩笑，你有啥办法,”诗人叫酒家拿来笔墨和红纸，挥毫疾书，写了一副大对联: 东不管西不管酒管， 兴也罢衰也罢喝罢。 接着又在横批上写了:“东兴酒馆((((”四个大字。过往行人见此显眼的对联都停步深思。因为这副对联恰好迎合了当时社会上存在的有怨无处诉，找谁谁不管，有些人只好借酒浇愁。所以，这家酒馆顿时酒客盈门，兴隆起来。 166 夫妇对句 1985 年 ，著名诗人、杂文家聂绀弩先生卧病在床，他的朋友们络绎不绝地前来看望。这天，吴祖光和黄苗子、郁风夫妇相约同往，到聂家来安慰老人。聂老住处，是在楼房高处，临窗望去，都市风光尽收眼底。郁风在窗前伫立，想到聂老卧床之前可能也这样看楼外的世界，就开玩笑地说聂老—— 冷眼对窗看世界 黄苗子见聂老虽然生病，但精神尚好，尤其是还能在病榻上读书写字，听到郁风的话，便脱口说出—— 热肠倚枕写文章 吴祖光说 :“你们夫妇两人，一唱一和，跑这儿对对子来了,” 聂老也十分高兴，向大家笑着说:“真所谓'谈笑有鸿儒，往来无白丁’也。”于是，为文坛留下一段佳话。 167 今人对古联 广东郁南县的一些诗词对联行家和爱好者，成立了“连滩诗联社”，社员们定期活动，都觉得既有意义又有意思。一次，诗联社的人还没到齐，人们在闲谈。有人说起清朝的一个绝对——清末光绪年间，江西南昌发生教民反抗主教的事件，知县江某坚持正义，不幸被帝国主义的传教士杀害。这件事在全国引起强烈反响，爱国青年义愤填膺，纷纷为江知县举行追悼会。北京陶然亭(又名江亭)是文人经常聚会的地方，北京一位叫江亢虑的人，也牵头为江知县开了个小型追悼会。因为事情多有巧合，有人就写了一个上联: 江氏到江亭，追悼江西江县令 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions 连用四个“江”字，文通义顺。但下联没有，不但他本人没对上，而且登报悬赏，也没收到最佳对 句，成了历史上一副绝对。„„ 这副绝对 ，引起诗联社人的兴趣。大家冥思苦想，终于，老中医邱信之先生即席续上下联: 海公生海口，诰封海瑞海忠臣 大家觉得，这个对句内容相关，都歌颂了爱国精神、正直品格，词义上对仗工整，平仄上也谐调， 是一个佳对。 risk managers with two account manager to deal with the above key. Section I of chapter III risk management requirements pre-loan investigation pre-loan investigation should double handle. Pre-loan investigation dominated by field investigations on the ground, while utilizing credit enquiries, telephone enquiries, bank information system query-related personnel, and so on. Interview system of Bank's strict application of the system of personal credit business interview. Investigators should work with borrowers, to the repayment or the guarantor credit business, such as parties and the spouse of confirmed acts such as loans, guarantees, verification of its authenticity and its rights and obligations in the credit business, retain these signed transcript of the interview, from the first step to prevent false loans and other business risks. Investigator should retain the borrower sign a personal loan application, loan applications should be clearly the amount, purpose, duration and other information. Investigators should follow the practice for information collection and verification of data authenticity it carefully, and keep copies, photocopies must be checked against the original agreement, effectively preventing borrowers using false information to apply for credit. Income and occupation, and other key information to verify authenticity investigators should carefully verifying the borrower's income. To income as the main source of repayment, subject to proof of income is required, but should also audit payroll flowing water, and staff than the peer confirmed the authenticity of the same type; operating income as the main source of repayment, and should refer to the working capital loans required to verify real incomes, accuracy; guard no ability to repay or guarantee of the ability of the borrower, guarantor to obtain credit. Given that some products for an object to have a specific professional restrictions