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Can we talk?! 3. one day, the kangaroo was driving around the country road. Suddenly, he saw the white rabbit in the middle of the road. His ears and his body were almost lying on the ground. What seemed to be listening to?... So the kangaroo stopped and asked curiously, "little white rabbit, please, what are you listening to?"" "Half an hour ago, there was a large truck passing by..." Wow. So god! How do you know that?" "My neck and legs are broken."" 4. there was a bike, and one day he rode on his own... Jesus and Shakya Muni mora, let's play lose your head, Jesus always win, Shakya Muni was playing his bag. Finally, when Shakya Muni won, Jesus looked at himself and said, "you wait for me, and when I come back, you'll play me again."." As it turned out, Jesus never came back, so for thousands of years, Shakya Muni's hand had been holding the position of Jesus's head...... 5. have ABCD....26 letters, how many left after ET? 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There is a man who goes through a log bridge Found a lion in front There is a tiger behind But he's still gone Why is that? ............... ............... Because he passed out When he got up strong, Found no lions ahead There are no tigers behind Ready to go past go with head high and chest out He fainted again Why is that? ... ... Because he was stunned by the parcel lost by the nerve patient When he got up again strong The parcel was found to be his good friend He took out his cell phone and called the mentally ill friend But there was a soft voice ............... ............... Why is that? The phone said: "you dial (Ningbo) temporarily unable to connect the phone, please wait dial, SORRY..." Cantonese 1) baa wild line is highest? A: incomparable cream (high) 2) have baa, and then give the first question, "O, both wild and taller?" A: strong ointment (high) 3) will the point solution NDS exceed the PSP? A: because NDS can bend the machine 4) can the point solution PSP be more than NDS? A: because PSP can break the machine 6) ABBABAABAABBBBBAABBABBA (guess a greeting from the sentence) A:, long, time, no, see (c) 7) pineapple is orange yellow, baa green? A: Keroro 8) Conan's disease left, who will visit her? A: named detective (detective, detective, Conan) 9) an ant has 6 legs, a 4 point solution Quhang shit footprints? A: has 2 hands to hold a nose 10) USA is a thin man? A: USB 11) once left Q and right Q live together, then right Q move left, what's the result? (guess four words) A: block (left) Q live in the sun 12) point out white rabbit brand, kiss 100 honey, only rabbit male? A: D is not Jie 13) the dog will bark so called "cat", "meow" so called "cuckoo", you will have so called? A: Yang Guo (always called "aunt") 14) why do you cry most often? A: George bush 15) A Jun holding an iron to water, Mr. B drove to the park, C Jun wear hat in prison, what it is doing? A: play tight Tycoon! 16) solution to make it a little, don't save them, inclined surface? A: can play to the mother are well recognized 17) what exactly does an ant do to drive from Hongkong to the United States in 1 minutes? A: maps, line up 18) the little men stole snow showers (guess a drink) HEDY A: 19), I should not you this? A: physics 20) does the human body have a color stand? A: yellow ("yellow" jittery) 21) A, B, C, D, E, F class, while the most difficult to teach classes? A:c with E class (Islam) 22) snake snake Z A to be, for the slowest? A: snake C (Yu Shiman, snake C slow) 23) English letters A to Z, E with T, left, Zhong, net, how many English letters? A:21 letters (ET will be buried UFO go) 24) as well as the homework a kneeling, what magic helped him carry jingle baa? A: automatic teller machine (kneeling) machine 25) a pear, among the five children to eat with a knife, the average for all children, but to cut three knife, how do? A: a pear was cut with two knives, and then one of the children was killed with the last knife 26) what is the most "inch" animal in the world? (imagine how it is called) A: sheep 27) Mr. Gao lived in the thirteen floor, you can take the elevator to the street when underground, but if you come back home when he was an elevator to the twelve floor, he must take another flight of stairs, why? A: is not high because they push thirteen, both on the left, so to 12 first floor 28) there are three kinds of animals jumping at the three level in the Olympic Games. They are monkeys, dogs and kangaroos. Who do you think will win? A: monkey, because the three level must jump off one leg, the other two animal can hop 29) one day, a little monkey who listen to general words to win the game, There are three gifts they choose: a cash five thousand yuan) two) three) camera ticket master gift Asia after use, monkey choose camera, why? A: cameras, because they automatically change bananas 30) a head with a safety helmet, a fan tied to it, a fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand, and skates on his feet. May I ask where he is going? A: Castle Peak 31) two prisoners were closed in one cell, one of whom was closed for one year for stealing, the other for robbers and murderers, but only for two weeks. Why? A: because he is sentenced to death penalty left 32) for a living in Italy China couple, one wife to the market to buy chicken, because she does not understand Italian, had to learn a chicken, then pointed to his chest, want to buy chicken feet then to his feet, the boss understood; then she wanted to buy sausage, but home to call her husband, why? A: because her husband knows Italian. 33) the ID card is lost. What should I do? A: picked it up 34) a container truck driver crashed into a motorcyclist, and the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was no problem. Why? A: because the truck driver was the Department of street to tight, not Department of container truck 35) Superman and Supergirl do pushups together, why did Superman a hole in the ground? But there are two women A: Superman with one hand do pushups, superwoman with both hands to do 36) durian and watermelon head, which one is more painful? A: it hurts a lot 37) take an egg and throw a stone, why can't the egg break? A: hold the egg in your left hand and throw out the stone in your right hand 2., a plane is hijacked by a man. D passengers will say "d" to the hijackers? Evaluate a mobile phone brand Ans:Nokia 3. time Yingbo, evaluate a car brand Ans: Porsche 5. BB do not laugh? Ans: you can't cry because you can laugh 8.L training low, left will become baa? Ans:Aeroplane (L flat) 10. of the ship can't solution for a joke? Ans: because the sea heard laugh, so it will cause global 12. city of the sky: a place of fame in Hongkong Ans: it's from the city 13. 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