孟非随遇而安经典语录

孟非随遇而安经典语录孟非直言:不是每个男生的爸爸都叫李刚孟非对俞夏说:“我非常担心你的衬衫扣子会崩开”(11.07第76期)女人真的有时候搞不懂。比如和她说甜言蜜语这件事情，如果你对一个女孩嘴很甜，那个女孩会说，一看这种油嘴滑舌，就会说甜言蜜语的男人就特别靠不住，很花心;如果你不这样说，那个女孩就会跟你说，哪个女孩不喜欢听男人说点甜言蜜语，你连这点都做不到，我怎么跟你过日子呢?听别人唱歌如万箭穿心他叫大卫不是戴卫,就像我叫孟非而不是叫莫非!!!!!!我们的节目就是一个很多现代社会观念的浓缩我总是莫名其妙的被牵扯到,上次有一个带眼镜的男嘉宾,被说委琐,他说我也带着眼镜„„你说我招谁了!!!你这是要上街买菜去吗?哦对不起你是买完菜回来了吗男嘉宾没有亮点,我和乐嘉老师有你说你梦中情人是白娘子,你喜欢个古人还不行,非要喜欢个神话里的。我也有辆B字开头的车，我觉得比亚迪的车很不错还环保!!你们都是商量好的吗,一盏一盏灭的那么有节奏我老婆看见我这个情况(24个女嘉宾无一相中他，全部灭灯)一定会悲喜交加的马诺是一个非常能打击别人的人，同时也是一个自身抗打击能力很强的人(一位男嘉宾去灭灯，动作很慢)你快点好吗?我妈妈还等我回家做饭呢!(一位男嘉宾坚持认为，“走自己的路让别人去说吧”是鲁迅说的)我好象记得他老人家是这么说的，世界上本没有路，走的人多了，就走不了了。?孟非经典语录(二)孟非:“服从多数，尊重少数，宽容个别(大意)。”孟非:“你把我们的对话都记录下来?”男嘉宾:“向孟老师学习。”insouthwestofZhejiangProvincialCommitteeoftheparty'sstruggle,developdemocraticUnitedFrontagainstJapan,establishedthearmedforcesandtheanti-Japanesebasearea,decidedtoestablishtheCPCZhejiangCommittee.InFebruary1939,withGuYuliang,SecretaryZhu,asMinister,JieXuintoapropagandaMinister,ZhangZhihuaaswomen'sMinister,HuangyanasyouthMinister,zhexirecorderofPenrhynasmilitarySecretaryoftheestablishment.HanchangorganizationattachedtotherecordersoftheWest.AftertheSpringFestival,ZhuXiwasdeterminedtorally,ledbyWangHesongmorethanmorethan100people,with"firstRoadSouthintotheteamheadquartersthenameof"backfromWuzhentoWujiangyan...Ismonth,establishedtheTombarea1thbranch-EastwaterHongKongBranch,BranchSecretaryShenYingjie.Isautumn,theKuomintangZhejiangProvincialGovernmentinSouthwestBureautointensifyitsanti-communist,orderedpoliticalteamtrainingintianmumountain,isintendedtoeliminateinthepoliticalpoweroftheCommunistParty,thoroughrestructuringoftheprovince'spoliticalteamtomakeitbecomeatoolofanti-Communist.Inviewofthissituation,recorderoftheWestdirectionWestopenmassworkhasbeendifficult,politicalsignsshouldnotbeused,onlyallgounderground,theparty'sworktocontinue.Todothis,takeappropriatemeasuresbyapartyorganization,partymembersintheOrganizationofpoliticalwithdrawal,transferormakepubliccareerascover,intoasecretstruggle.InNovember,Yangandthevictoryofthebattleofthe乐嘉:“孟非从来不做笔记”孟非:“不不不，别别别，我们老板在看节目，我每次上电视都是通宵做准备，推开窗户，已见东方之既白。”女嘉宾:(对心仪的男嘉宾)“你现在如果喜欢我，就立即领我走，相反，就自己离开。”孟非:“艾艾艾，这句话应该是我讲的，现在我的地位岌岌可危。”男嘉宾:(自称作家)“鲁迅说:走自己的路，让别人说吧!”孟非:“这句话好像是一个叫但丁的人说的，鲁迅只说过:世上本无路，......”孟非:“你有什么缺点?”男嘉宾(做反恐培训工作的帅哥):“我的缺点是太认真，有时有点懒...”孟非:“这个不算缺点，我想告诉你如果一个人没有缺点，那是很可怕的，另外，你说你永不妥协，一个人一辈子不可能永不妥协，我就是不断的在妥协...”乐嘉:“我和孟非是好朋友，但是我们性格截然不同，他敢于自嘲，他很放松，我很紧张......”孟非:“我老想嘲笑别人，可是怕得罪人，所以只好嘲笑自己......”孟非:“和父母住不住在一起，和个人的独不独立是两码事。尊重父母和没有主见也不是一回事。”孟非:“你转载自百分网，请保留此标记总在证明自己是有思想的人，其实真正有思想的人是不用时时来证明自己的。”孟非:“我儿时的梦想是做个小学老师或者是大学里的一门学不学都无关痛痒的课程的老师......”“在我的记忆里，最多听到老师讲的话是:站起来，出去!”(教师节专场)孟非:“讲到单亲家庭，人们总以为缺少爱，但是可能有另一种情况，单亲孩子可能得到2个家庭的爱。”孟非:“我要纠正一个误区，总说不想当将军的士兵不是好士兵，但是都去当将军了，谁来当士兵打仗?我就从来不想做老板，只想做打工的。”“一个人踏踏实实做好每一件事，有担当，负责任，就不错，不一定要有什么规划，而有些人一辈子都在规划，而结果一事无成。”男嘉宾:“我受孟非老师的刺激，每到非诚勿扰节目开始，孟非老师要说观众一个人面对电视，看我们节目，所以我来到现常”insouthwestofZhejiangProvincialCommitteeoftheparty'sstruggle,developdemocraticUnitedFrontagainstJapan,establishedthearmedforcesandtheanti-Japanesebasearea,decidedtoestablishtheCPCZhejiangCommittee.InFebruary1939,withGuYuliang,SecretaryZhu,asMinister,JieXuintoapropagandaMinister,ZhangZhihuaaswomen'sMinister,HuangyanasyouthMinister,zhexirecorderofPenrhynasmilitarySecretaryoftheestablishment.HanchangorganizationattachedtotherecordersoftheWest.AftertheSpringFestival,ZhuXiwasdeterminedtorally,ledbyWangHesongmorethanmorethan100people,with"firstRoadSouthintotheteamheadquartersthenameof"backfromWuzhentoWujiangyan...Ismonth,establishedtheTombarea1thbranch-EastwaterHongKongBranch,BranchSecretaryShenYingjie.Isautumn,theKuomintangZhejiangProvincialGovernmentinSouthwestBureautointensifyitsanti-communist,orderedpoliticalteamtrainingintianmumountain,isintendedtoeliminateinthepoliticalpoweroftheCommunistParty,thoroughrestructuringoftheprovince'spoliticalteamtomakeitbecomeatoolofanti-Communist.Inviewofthissituation,recorderoftheWestdirectionWestopenmassworkhasbeendifficult,politicalsignsshouldnotbeused,onlyallgounderground,theparty'sworktocontinue.Todothis,takeappropriatemeasuresbyapartyorganization,partymembersintheOrganizationofpoliticalwithdrawal,transferormakepubliccareerascover,intoasecretstruggle.InNovember,Yangandthevictoryofthebattleofthe孟非:“在我的记忆里，从来没有这样的开场白，可能是湖南台吧。”孟非:“你要的女朋友最好你唠叨的时候她作倾听状，你沉默的时候她又能说话为你解闷，这样你还是找个收音机吧。”有个男嘉宾在第二轮还保持24盏亮灯。孟非:“如果你在第三轮还是24盏灯，我要把你做成标本。”男嘉宾:“我有信心在***日在北京2环有房”孟非:“信心很足，如果故宫可以住人，你可能还要住到故宫去。”孟非:“许多女嘉宾都问，你接触这么多女的，为什么不和***(工作对象)谈朋友，我感到奇怪，按此逻辑，可以问医生为什么不和病人，老师为什么不和学生......”男嘉宾:“为了抢埋单打架。”孟非:“我们通常是抢了往外跑。”男嘉宾:“据统计，平均寿命是60年。”(一位注意保养的男嘉宾)孟非:“这样看来，我还有10年活好干。”(某男嘉宾期望可以在海滨英雄救美，然后人工呼吸，邂逅相爱)孟非:“是不是你看见另一个美女，再救再人工呼吸?这是你学救生的目的?”(2个男女嘉宾已经急于牵手离开)孟非:“等等，我们老板是按讲话多少付工资，你等我说完:按规则，现在有一盏灯留着，你如果愿意......”(某男嘉宾律己甚严)孟非:“严于律己的人经常能够得到升华，但是要注意1、不要忽略了自己内心的快乐;2、不要忽略了身边亲朋好友的感受。”男嘉宾:“不喜欢女友把我和别的男人比较。”孟非:“这个问题我要问问乐嘉，在你的历届女朋友中，有没有把你和别的男人比较?”乐嘉:“老是说我，有啊，前一轮女朋友就说，你看看人家孟非多好啊，我说孟非有什么好，头还没有我亮，她说就是孟非好嘛。”insouthwestofZhejiangProvincialCommitteeoftheparty'sstruggle,developdemocraticUnitedFrontagainstJapan,establishedthearmedforcesandtheanti-Japanesebasearea,decidedtoestablishtheCPCZhejiangCommittee.InFebruary1939,withGuYuliang,SecretaryZhu,asMinister,JieXuintoapropagandaMinister,ZhangZhihuaaswomen'sMinister,HuangyanasyouthMinister,zhexirecorderofPenrhynasmilitarySecretaryoftheestablishment.HanchangorganizationattachedtotherecordersoftheWest.AftertheSpringFestival,ZhuXiwasdeterminedtorally,ledbyWangHesongmorethanmorethan100people,with"firstRoadSouthintotheteamheadquartersthenameof"backfromWuzhentoWujiangyan...Ismonth,establishedtheTombarea1thbranch-EastwaterHongKongBranch,BranchSecretaryShenYingjie.Isautumn,theKuomintangZhejiangProvincialGovernmentinSouthwestBureautointensifyitsanti-communist,orderedpoliticalteamtrainingintianmumountain,isintendedtoeliminateinthepoliticalpoweroftheCommunistParty,thoroughrestructuringoftheprovince'spoliticalteamtomakeitbecomeatoolofanti-Communist.Inviewofthissituation,recorderoftheWestdirectionWestopenmassworkhasbeendifficult,politicalsignsshouldnotbeused,onlyallgounderground,theparty'sworktocontinue.Todothis,takeappropriatemeasuresbyapartyorganization,partymembersintheOrganizationofpoliticalwithdrawal,transferormakepubliccareerascover,intoasecretstruggle.InNovember,Yangandthevictoryofthebattleofthe一对男女嘉宾说起了俄语孟非:“我的下一轮主持要加一个条件，懂五国外语，生活难做埃”对一个画画小文艺乐嘉:“我从他眼睛里看出了沉静”孟非:“我从他的眼睛里看出了疲惫。”乐嘉:“这就是我和你的区别。”本文由百分网提供，原文地址:转载请注明出处，谢谢～2011年最经典的语录1、男人被甩，金钱问题;女人被甩，面貌问题，我被甩，你他妈脑袋有问题。2、货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时.3、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。4、人不可貌相，小三不可斗量。5、时间对了，地点对了，感情对了，却发现人物不对!6、每个女人总会为某一个男人而下贱。7、小三的威力、一般人貌似抵挡不祝8、一粒盐，发了脾气就是海。9、爱情不过是寂寞时、扯把美丽的犊子。10、生活不是劲舞团,沒有宠爱一生的版本。11、幸福都雷同，悲伤千万种。12、小鸟虽小，可它玩的却是整个天空。insouthwestofZhejiangProvincialCommitteeoftheparty'sstruggle,developdemocraticUnitedFrontagainstJapan,establishedthearmedforcesandtheanti-Japanesebasearea,decidedtoestablishtheCPCZhejiangCommittee.InFebruary1939,withGuYuliang,SecretaryZhu,asMinister,JieXuintoapropagandaMinister,ZhangZhihuaaswomen'sMinister,HuangyanasyouthMinister,zhexirecorderofPenrhynasmilitarySecretaryoftheestablishment.HanchangorganizationattachedtotherecordersoftheWest.AftertheSpringFestival,ZhuXiwasdeterminedtorally,ledbyWangHesongmorethanmorethan100people,with"firstRoadSouthintotheteamheadquartersthenameof"backfromWuzhentoWujiangyan...Ismonth,establishedtheTombarea1thbranch-EastwaterHongKongBranch,BranchSecretaryShenYingjie.Isautumn,theKuomintangZhejiangProvincialGovernmentinSouthwestBureautointensifyitsanti-communist,orderedpoliticalteamtrainingintianmumountain,isintendedtoeliminateinthepoliticalpoweroftheCommunistParty,thoroughrestructuringoftheprovince'spoliticalteamtomakeitbecomeatoolofanti-Communist.Inviewofthissituation,recorderoftheWestdirectionWestopenmassworkhasbeendifficult,politicalsignsshouldnotbeused,onlyallgounderground,theparty'sworktocontinue.Todothis,takeappropriatemeasuresbyapartyorganization,partymembersintheOrganizationofpoliticalwithdrawal,transferormakepubliccareerascover,intoasecretstruggle.InNovember,Yangandthevictoryofthebattleofthe13、女人混的好、是嫂，混不好，是婊-子。14、分手后的思念不叫思念，叫犯贱。15、各种姿,各种招.各种澎湃,各种飘。16、狐狸不是妖、性感不是骚。17、别拿你弹视频的速度，来挑战姐拉黑的技术。18、花有百样红，人与狗不同。19、一般小伙一般傲一般小女一边靠。20、做冠军不如做冠希。21、不要迷恋哥，嫂子才是传说。22、哥只不过是个局，而你却入了迷。23、别给我发誓、、我怕你遭雷劈。24、小姐，对不起，我长得不帅。但不是每个女人都有机会。25、你玩你的自定义、我玩我的格式化。26、上帝是公平的、因为他对每个人都不公平。27、低头靠勇气，抬头看实力。28、我命由我不由天、天欲灭我我灭天。29、所谓惊喜就是你苦苦等候的兔子来了，后面跟着狼。30、请不要把你的傻B，当成是牛B。31、我一定要出现你家户口本上，做不了你老婆，也做你转载自百分网，请保留此标记小妈。32、我是个哑巴，平时说话都是伪装的。33、卑微的 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面,掩饰内心的变-态。34、女人用丝-袜征服男人，男人用丝-袜征服银行。insouthwestofZhejiangProvincialCommitteeoftheparty'sstruggle,developdemocraticUnitedFrontagainstJapan,establishedthearmedforcesandtheanti-Japanesebasearea,decidedtoestablishtheCPCZhejiangCommittee.InFebruary1939,withGuYuliang,SecretaryZhu,asMinister,JieXuintoapropagandaMinister,ZhangZhihuaaswomen'sMinister,HuangyanasyouthMinister,zhexirecorderofPenrhynasmilitarySecretaryoftheestablishment.HanchangorganizationattachedtotherecordersoftheWest.AftertheSpringFestival,ZhuXiwasdeterminedtorally,ledbyWangHesongmorethanmorethan100people,with"firstRoadSouthintotheteamheadquartersthenameof"backfromWuzhentoWujiangyan...Ismonth,establishedtheTombarea1thbranch-EastwaterHongKongBranch,BranchSecretaryShenYingjie.Isautumn,theKuomintangZhejiangProvincialGovernmentinSouthwestBureautointensifyitsanti-communist,orderedpoliticalteamtrainingintianmumountain,isintendedtoeliminateinthepoliticalpoweroftheCommunistParty,thoroughrestructuringoftheprovince'spoliticalteamtomakeitbecomeatoolofanti-Communist.Inviewofthissituation,recorderoftheWestdirectionWestopenmassworkhasbeendifficult,politicalsignsshouldnotbeused,onlyallgounderground,theparty'sworktocontinue.Todothis,takeappropriatemeasuresbyapartyorganization,partymembersintheOrganizationofpoliticalwithdrawal,transferormakepubliccareerascover,intoasecretstruggle.InNovember,Yangandthevictoryofthebattleofthe35、不是哥迷恋传说，只是传说太美。36、医生叫我进行光合作用，不要熬夜了。37、我说过做人要低调。可你非要给我掌声和尖叫。38、一颗心，只能装一个人，如果你装了两个人，你就不是人。39、最低奋斗目标:农妇山泉有点田。40、开奥迪,穿迪奥,没事就吃奥利奥。41、半夜雨，半夜云，半夜喊叫更吓人。42、水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。43、穷耐克,富阿迪,流氓一身阿玛尼。44、小三其实没有错,错在经不起诱-惑。45、女人是招商银行，男人则是建设银行。46、唐僧再厉害,也不过是个耍猴的.。47、现实社会低调人,低调小伙最迷人。48、不怕讨债的是英雄，就怕欠债的是真穷。49、天若赐我辉煌我必比天猖狂。50、你不是仙人掌，又何必那么坚强。51、每个成功的男人背后，都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。52、没有癞蛤-蟆，天鹅也会寂寞。53、人生如戏，全靠演技。54、女人擅长的只是化妝,而男人擅长的卻是伪装。55、低调闷骚的高调，高调被打的征兆。56、我的签名很贵，尤其是签在支票上面。insouthwestofZhejiangProvincialCommitteeoftheparty'sstruggle,developdemocraticUnitedFrontagainstJapan,establishedthearmedforcesandtheanti-Japanesebasearea,decidedtoestablishtheCPCZhejiangCommittee.InFebruary1939,withGuYuliang,SecretaryZhu,asMinister,JieXuintoapropagandaMinister,ZhangZhihuaaswomen'sMinister,HuangyanasyouthMinister,zhexirecorderofPenrhynasmilitarySecretaryoftheestablishment.HanchangorganizationattachedtotherecordersoftheWest.AftertheSpringFestival,ZhuXiwasdeterminedtorally,ledbyWangHesongmorethanmorethan100people,with"firstRoadSouthintotheteamheadquartersthenameof"backfromWuzhentoWujiangyan...Ismonth,establishedtheTombarea1thbranch-EastwaterHongKongBranch,BranchSecretaryShenYingjie.Isautumn,theKuomintangZhejiangProvincialGovernmentinSouthwestBureautointensifyitsanti-communist,orderedpoliticalteamtrainingintianmumountain,isintendedtoeliminateinthepoliticalpoweroftheCommunistParty,thoroughrestructuringoftheprovince'spoliticalteamtomakeitbecomeatoolofanti-Communist.Inviewofthissituation,recorderoftheWestdirectionWestopenmassworkhasbeendifficult,politicalsignsshouldnotbeused,onlyallgounderground,theparty'sworktocontinue.Todothis,takeappropriatemeasuresbyapartyorganization,partymembersintheOrganizationofpoliticalwithdrawal,transferormakepubliccareerascover,intoasecretstruggle.InNovember,Yangandthevictoryofthebattleofthe57、金钱造就了女人、而你造就了我。58、女人装比那叫资本,男人装比那叫变-态。59、是鬼别装人,是人别装神，是B别装紧,是货别装纯。60、马赛克是阻碍********的最大障碍。61、女人的心思，就跟你麻痹一样永远不知道什么样。insouthwestofZhejiangProvincialCommitteeoftheparty'sstruggle,developdemocraticUnitedFrontagainstJapan,establishedthearmedforcesandtheanti-Japanesebasearea,decidedtoestablishtheCPCZhejiangCommittee.InFebruary1939,withGuYuliang,SecretaryZhu,asMinister,JieXuintoapropagandaMinister,ZhangZhihuaaswomen'sMinister,HuangyanasyouthMinister,zhexirecorderofPenrhynasmilitarySecretaryoftheestablishment.HanchangorganizationattachedtotherecordersoftheWest.AftertheSpringFestival,ZhuXiwasdeterminedtorally,ledbyWangHesongmorethanmorethan100people,with"firstRoadSouthintotheteamheadquartersthenameof"backfromWuzhentoWujiangyan...Ismonth,establishedtheTombarea1thbranch-EastwaterHongKongBranch,BranchSecretaryShenYingjie.Isautumn,theKuomintangZhejiangProvincialGovernmentinSouthwestBureautointensifyitsanti-communist,orderedpoliticalteamtrainingintianmumountain,isintendedtoeliminateinthepoliticalpoweroftheCommunistParty,thoroughrestructuringoftheprovince'spoliticalteamtomakeitbecomeatoolofanti-Communist.Inviewofthissituation,recorderoftheWestdirectionWestopenmassworkhasbeendifficult,politicalsignsshouldnotbeused,onlyallgounderground,theparty'sworktocontinue.Todothis,takeappropriatemeasuresbyapartyorganization,partymembersintheOrganizationofpoliticalwithdrawal,transferormakepubliccareerascover,intoasecretstruggle.InNovember,Yangandthevictoryofthebattleofthe