男人与女人

男人与女人 女人没钱会变坏;男人有钱才变坏 男人经常口是心非;女人经常正话反说 男人沉默是在思考;女人沉默是等待爆发 男人爱对女人说:你真好:;女人爱对男人说:你真坏: 男人爱夸女人:“你真聪明:”;女人动情时对男人说:“你真傻:” 女人常对心爱的男人说::我爱你::;男人一辈子都在问自己::我爱谁,: 男人在外是男人～在家就是:女人:;女人在外是女人～在家就是:男人: 女人在找到丈夫之前～总是担心未来,;男人在找到老婆以前～从不担心未来。 女人爱问问 题 快递公司问题件快递公司问题件货款处理关于圆的周长面积重点题型关于解方程组的题及答案关于南海问题 :你为什么喜欢我,:你会不会永远爱我,:…… 男人爱解决问题:因为我的爱只有你能拯救::我不会爱你太久～只比永远多一天::…… 男人可以在8分钟之内～买回2套西服、3件衬衣、1根皮带和3条领带。女人买回2套礼服(要花,个小时逛,条街的,,家服饰店 女人外出的时候～要根据天气、季节、潮流、肤色、要去的场合、要会见的人、要去做的事以及她的心情来决定穿什么衣服～精心打扮。 男人只需要嗅一嗅他搭在椅子上的衣服就决定了。 女人当众打男人耳光～所有的人都会猜想:肯定是男人犯了什么错。 男人当众骂女人～所有人都会责怪男人:真不懂得怜香惜玉( 女人只要认识一个男人就能理解所有的男人,男人即使认识所有的女人～也不能了解其中的任何一位。 女人对朋友说:“我每天都要把换过的衣服清洗” 男人对朋友说:“我的衣服搁了一个星期都没洗” 女人在三八节还大呼:我们要求平等: 中国三分之一的男人在,,月,,日,光棍节,大声疾呼:就让我成为女人爱情的奴隶吧:: 封建社会时女人的三从四德 在家从父～既嫁从夫～夫没从子 清闲贞静～守节整齐～行已有耻～动静有法～是谓妇德,择辞而说～不道恶语～时然而言～不厌于人～是谓妇言,盥浣尘秽～服饰鲜洁～沐浴以时～身不垢辱～是谓妇容,专心纺绩～不好戏笑～洁齐酒食～以奉宾客～是谓妇功(此四者～女人之德～而不可乏之者也( 现代社会的对男人的:三从四得: 老婆外出要跟从～老婆命令要服从～老婆错了要盲从, 老婆花钱要舍得～老婆打骂要忍得～老婆生日要记得～老婆化妆要等得( Men and women Women without money will deteriorate Only bad men rich Men often duplicity Women often are so against that Silence is the thinking man Silence is a woman waiting to burst Men love a woman said, "You're so fine" Women love to the man said, "You're bad" Men love women boast: "You're so smart!" Emotional woman when a man said: "You fool!" Women often on the beloved man, said: "I love you!" Men are asking their own life: "I love who?" Man is a man out at home is the "woman" Woman is a woman outside the home is the "man" Before a woman found her husband, always concerned about the future; Man found his wife before, and never worry about the future. Women love to ask questions, "Why do you like me?" You will not always love me?"... ...Men love to solve the problem "because I love only you can save," "I will not love you long, just one more day than ever!" ... ... Men can be in 8 minutes, buy two sets of suits, three shirts, a belt and three ties. Buy 2 sets of dress a woman.Spend eight hours visiting eight of the 88 street clothing store When women go out, according to the weather, season, trend, color, go to the occasion, to meet with people, to do things, and her heart to decide what to wear, well dressed. Men only need to sniff his clothes on the chair ride on the decision. A woman playing a man in public slap in the face, all the people will guess: must be a man done anything wrong. Publicly criticize a man a woman, everyone will blame the man: I really do not know how to Lianxiangxiyu. As long as women know a man can understand all men; Even if a man knew all the women, do not understand any of them. A woman friend said: "I replaced every day to wash clothes" Man friend said: "I put the clothes did not wash for a week" Women thirty-eight also shouted, "We demand equality" Third of China's man at the November 11 (Singles) cry, "Let me be a slave woman love it!" The three women of feudal society, from the four virtues From the parent at home, both married to husbands, the husband did not from the childLeisure Zhen Jing, a feast neatly line has been shameful, a static method, is that the feminine virtue; choice words and said, no road verbal abuse, when made, however, does not tire the people, is that the women made; gray Huanchen dirty, clothes freshcleaning, bathing in, the body is not dirty shame, is that women's capacity; concentrate on spinning, not good movies to laugh, Jie Qi wine and food, to Feng guests, is that women work.These four, a woman of virtue, and not lack of those who are. Modern society of men of the "three in four have" His wife go out to follow his wife to obey orders, his wife was wrong to follow blindly;His wife must be willing to spend money, to put up with hitting his wife, his wife birthday to remember, my wife had to wait for make-up. Men and women The woman had no money will grow worse Men rich just become bad Man often duplicity Women often was the said Man silence is thinking Woman silence is waiting for outbreaks Men love to the woman he said "it's nice of you" Women love to man said "you really bad" Men love kua woman: "you're so smart!" Women of estrogen man said: "when you're so silly!" The men of beloved woman often says: "I love you!" Man lifetime all in ask yourself: "I love who?" Man is a man, at home is abroad "women" The woman out is a woman, home is "man" Woman found her husband, always worry about the future; before Man found wife before, never worry about the future. Women asking questions "why do you like me?" Will you love me for ever? "... Men love to solve problems "because I love only you can save" "I won't love you too long, only one more than forever!" ... Men can be in eight minutes, buy back 2 suit, 3 shirts, 1 belt and 3 tie. Women buy back 2 sets of dress. Takes eight hours around 8 street clothing 88 home Women are out, according to the weather, season, tide, color, going to meet with the situation, the people, to do and her mood to decide what to wear, elaborate. Men just need to smell a smell he pitched on the chair clothes are decided. Women play man in face, everyone will guess: sure is a man making what wrong. Man in public, everyone will scold woman man: don't know blame humour. The woman just know a man can understand all men; A man may know all women, also cannot understand the any one. A woman was telling her friend, "every day I will put to change clothes cleaning" The man said to his friend: "my clothes put aside a week all didn't wash" Women in 38 section also big shout "we demand equality" China one-third of man on nov. 11 (bachelor festival) thundered "let me be a woman love slave!" When the woman SanCongSiDe feudal society At home, which CongFu, father married captains from the son didn't At leisure ZhenJing, tidy, do have a feast of love, "movement, is fatah's bitch; Choose declined said, no way, however, say, when taunting them in person, "said; woman is Washing huan dust shouts, apparel fresh clean, bathed in shame, body scale, is not "let woman; Concentrate on spinning performance, no drama laugh, clean neat especially, to be discreet in guest, reactive. This woman, a woman of virtuous 4 person, and not the are deficient. The modern society of man's "SanCong four too" The wife out will follow, the wife ordered to obey, wife wrong to seeming conformists; The wife is paid to willing, wife threatened to endure, the wife birthday remember, the wife have to wait to make up.