2009-10-15PPT就象女人的胸罩？(转贴+翻译)

2009-10-15PPT就象女人的胸罩？(转贴+翻译) 2009-10-15PPT就象女人的胸,;转转，转, 罩翻 转转, PPT 胸罩 分转, PPT| 演示通沟 2009-10-15 21:55 PPT就象女人的胸,;转转，转,罩翻 ;文 / ExcelPro 的转 表 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf 博客, 做转表不转从来离PPT～是大家都喜转PPT转,恐是不得已。如今的转转～大小到要怕会会搞个 PPT～有人转如果转转转有你会没PPT～转直就象赤身裸走转了转室～好形象的比转。体会 最近～一老外了无聊的转子,个写个很 PPT 就象胸的罩 10 个 理由～一女老外了更无聊另个写个 的反转转子, PPT 不象胸的罩 32 个 理由～而我居然更无聊地转了转转子,大家转周末转松一翻两个当 下。吧 注意～如果我转把转子里的“PPT”转成“转表”转～也是一转适用滴,,～且转子中提到的转来并 转～转我转做转表也都是有益转的。很 The Top 10 Reasons a Powerpoint Slidedeck is Just Like a Bra. PPT 就象胸的罩 10 个 理由 10. It is often used out of habit or insecurity - but there are plenty of situations where it only gets in the way 它很它转转常是出于转转或无把握而被使用,但多情形下转只是障碍而已 9. It's possible to send one by mail, but it is empty and lifeless, so why bother? 可以转寄一～但是空的、无生的～要有何用,个它气它 8. Technical troubles will occur at the most embarassing moments 技转转转转是出转在最转的转刻,,转,想想明星转在转地上掉胸的转子尬毯罩 7. Too much decoration can distract from content 太多的转可能转致分心,,装PPT如此～转表尤其如此 6. It's certainly pretty, but do you really want someone else's design to cover up your uniqueness? 它很你真来你是漂亮～但想转转人的转转掩盖的唯一性转 5. People usually try to fit too much inside** 人转转是想往里面太多的转西,,转,装转表中据不要太多数 4. People think they need the support, but forget it's a restriction too 人转以转他转需要支持～但忘转了转也是限制它 3. Given confidence, you will often make a bigger impact without one 只要有信心～转常制造更大的影～使有转你会响即没它 2. You can borrow or steal someone else's, but it will never fit like your own 你窃它会你可以借或取转人的～但永转不适合自己的;转转, and finally.. 1. It may look basically similar, but you should NEVER confuse it with the Real Thing 它来很你它真搞来也转看起象～但千万不要把和的转西混,,不要以转看起大;漂亮,～就 以转容也好,内 32 reasons a PowerPoint slide deck is nothing like a bra. PPT 不象胸的罩 32 个 理由 1. I wear a bra every day, but could do without daily PowerPoint. 我每天都穿胸～但不是每天都做罩PPT 2. Personally, I think most other women would benefit more from a bra than PowerPoint too. 我转转大多女人胸转益比数从罩PPT更多 3. You can’t buy a PowerPoint slide deck off the shelf. 你不能转到转成的PPT 4. There’s no such thing as a Push-up PowerPoint deck. 没有转/转起的来PPT 5. There’s no such thing as a Miracle PowerPoint deck, not even from Nancy Duarte or Garr Reynolds. 没惊有人;大, 的PPT～使 即Nancy Duarte 或者 Garr Reynolds,,胸有罩C 罩杯或者更大的 6. You can’t improve a bra, but you can improve a slide deck. 你罩不能改善胸～但可以改善PPT 7. You can’t give away your slide deck to someone who would fit it better. 你你不能把的PPT送转更适合的人 8. Bras don’t have annoying transition effects like “window blinds“, “newsflash”, and “fade out”. 胸有转人的转转效果～如百、淡出等,,一般都直接去除,罩没叶窗 9. Bras don’t have annoying sound effects. 胸有转人的效,,其转我转希望有～在转梯里一下就有意思了罩没声碰 10. It’s never a surprise when someone pulls out a PowerPoint slide deck in a business meeting. 如果人转在商转转上拿出一会个PPT～转毫不奇怪。,,拿出一胸就有意思了个罩 11. People will fall asleep in front of a PowerPoint slide deck. 人转在会PPT面前昏昏入睡,,但在胸面前不转转～转,罩会 12. No one anticipates the Victoria’s Secret PowerPoint catalog. 没人能转转PPT的目转,,但知道胸里面的容会罩内 13. A bra works perfectly even if there’s no projector, screen, or laptop in the room. 即没罩很坏会没使有投影转～胸也好用,,而投影转了～转就法转行, 14. Nobody ever asks for a copy of my bra after a meeting. 从来没会会找份罩有人在转后我要一胸的拷转,,但转是有人要拷PPT～转, 15. A PowerPoint slide deck is completely useless when exercising, while a bra is only somewhat useless. 转转的转候PPT完全有用～胸也转转有些没罩 16. You can’t craft a bra to suit your purpose. 你个罩来你不能转制一胸迎合的目的,,而我转转常用PPT转转做 17. Bras might be persuasive or motivational, but are rarely educational. 胸可能是充转转惑的～或者充转激情的～但少是转的,,罩很教PPT转相反 18. The Rule of Thirds says a slide contains four “power points”; human anatomy says a bra contains two “power points”. 三点法转转一个PPT包含4个体学个罩两个“重点”～人解剖转一胸包含“重点”,,转, 19. Death by PowerPoint is an overused cliche.Death by Bra is not (yet). PPT之死已是转转转转～胸之死转有罩没 20. 40 point bold text on a slide deck is acceptable.On bras? Not so much. 40磅的字在PPT上可以接受～在胸上,有转转大的,,转,罩呢没 21. Only one Nobel Peace Prize winner uses PowerPoint, but nine wear bras. (An inconvenient truth or fiction?)Nine women have won the Nobel Peace Prize 只有一转转转和平转得主使用个PPT～但有9个罩奥穿胸。;指巴转用PPT～其他9个得主 是女的, 22. You can’t use the same slide deck all day long, day after day. 你不能一直使用同转的PPT～日转一日,,胸转可以罩 23. Slide decks don’t transition well from day to evening. PPT不能好地白天转转到转上很从 24. Teenagers know how to use bras, but adults still have trouble with PowerPoint. 小孩都知道如何使用胸～但有些成人转不使用罩会PPT,,转 25. Your mom will usually buy your first bra for you. 你会帮你个罩转转通常转第一胸 26. With bras, only teen-aged girls pad them with useless fluff. 只有十转的女孩才往胸里转毛转,,但人转都往几罩会PPT里塞多转西～转很 27. It’s socially acceptable for men to use a slide deck, as long as it’s a good one. 社可以接受一男人使用会个PPT,,但不接受他转使用胸罩 28. PowerPoint slides look best when projected on a flat surface. PPT投在“平面”上才最好,,胸转相反～越不平越好～转,罩 29. Guy Kawasaki has no 10-20-30 rule for bras. Guy Kawasaki没罩有转于胸的10-20-30原转 30. Establishments that outlaw bras are labeled “trashy.” Companies that outlaw PowerPoint are labeled “forward-thinking.” 取转胸的转转被转转“”;,,～取转罩垃圾PPT的公司被转“有转转”称 31. Your employer will likely issue you a standard slide deck in corporate colors. 你你的老板可能要求的PPT使用公司的转色,,但不要求穿转一转色的胸～而是会你罩 越花越好 32. A laser pointer rarely accompanies a bra. 激光少在胸上指指点点,,一般都直接用手,笔很会罩 转转笑的比转～相信大家可以转充多～转迎大家踊转接转,譬如,搞很 Powerpoint is like a bra because… with a little practice, you can operate one handed. PPT就象胸。。。因转只要稍作转转～就可以用转手操作,罩你 Most men know how to undo a bra with one hand but not a PowerPoint presentation. 转大多男人知道如何转手解转胸～却不转手操作数罩会PPT演示 ,,转手解转胸是男人的基罩 本功,啊