中考完形填空典型题分类练习―故事幽默　

　中考完形填空典型题分类练习―故事幽默　 中 考 完 形 填 空 典 型 题 分 类 练 习 4(故事幽默 A lady once wrote a long story. She sent it to a famous editor. After _1_ weeks the editor _2_ the story to her. The lady was _3_. She wrote back to the editor: “Dear Sir. Yesterday you sent back a story of mine. _4_ do you know that the story is not good? You did not read it. _5_ I sent you the story, I pasted together pages 18; 19 and 20. This was a _6_ to see whether you would read the story. When the story came back yesterday, the pages were _7_ pasted together. Is this the _8_ you read all the stories that are sent to you?” The editor wrote back: “Dear Madam, _9_ breakfast then I have an egg. I _10_ eat the whole egg in order to discover(发现) that it is bad.” ( )1. A. few B. a few C. little D. a little ( )2. A. gave B. came back C. handed D. returned ( )3. A. angry B. happy C. satisfied D. glad ( )4. A. How B. Why C. What D. Where ( )5. A. After B. until C. Before D. Since ( )6. A .lesson B. test C. question D. thing ( )7. A. already B. still C. even D. yet ( )8. A. work B. check C. road D. way ( )9. A. On B .On the C. At D. At the ( )10. A. must not B. have not to C. need not to D. don’t have to [ 类似题集 ] (1)??? In the doctor’s waiting-room, the patients, _1_ , old and young, were sitting quietly on the chairs. Billy, a schoolboy, was sitting there, too. They all looked very sad _2_ Billy. He was reading an interesting story in a magazine, and there was a _3_ on his face. Just then the _4_ came in to say he was ready _5_ the next patient. Billy jumped up and ran into _6_ room. “Good morning. Doctor.” “Good morning. What is your trouble, young man?” asked the doctor. Before Billy could answer a word, the doctor made him lie down on a bed. “Now, let me listen to your heart.” Billy tried to speak, but the doctor told him _7_ anything. “I’ll _8_ your temperature.” Billy tried to sit up, but the doctor stopped him. “Now open your mouth--- Mm, good.” After a moment, the doctor said, “Well, my boy, you haven’t got a fever. It’s _9_ ---Mm, in fact, there’s nothing wrong with you.” “I know there isn’t.” Said the boy. “I just came here to get some _10_ for my father.” ( )1.A.men and woman B.men and women C.women and man D.man and woman ( )2.A.except B.besides C.excepting D.for ( )3.A.sad B.sorry C.smile D.happy ( )4.A.worker B.doctor C.teacher D.conductor ( )5.A.to B.at C.for D.with ( )6.A.a doctor B.doctor C.the doctor’s D.the doctors ( )7.A.not saying B.to not say C.not to say D.not say ( )8.A.have B.make C.take D.bring ( )9.A.serious nothing B.nothing serious C.serious something D.something serious ( )10.A.message B.medicine C.things D.magazines (2)??? _1_ April 1, Mike decided to play a joke on his friend. At lunch time he said to Tom, “I think we’re going to have a science test this afternoon.” “A test?” said Tom. “Really?” “Yes, it’s quite _2_” said Mike. “When I was passing by Mr. Hill’s room, he was taking with _3_ teacher about a test . I think there will _4_ a science test this afternoon. Tell Bob and Kate about it .” Later, Tom told Bob and Kate about the test. _5_ almost all the students in Mr. Hill’s science class knew about it . They quickly went into the classroom and began to _6_. But not Mike. He was laughing to himself _7_ his class-maters . “What fools !” he thought. “April fools.” When class began, Mr. Hill said to the students, “Class ,we’re going to have a test today.” Mike was surprised ,He could not _8_ his ears. When Mr. Hill handed out the _9_ , the students began to write. But not Mike . He _10_ think and think and think. It really was April Fools’ Day for Mike . ( )1. A. In B. On C. By D. At ( )2. A. true B. wrong C. really D. right ( )3. A. the other B. another C. others D. all the others ( )4. A. be B. have C. hold D.\ ( )5. A. After a long time B. After school C. After the science class D. Soon ( )6. A. play B. do maths exercises C. study D. read magazines and newspapers ( )7. A. about B. at C. for D. by ( )8. A .believe B. believe in C. trust D. know ( )9. A. test B. books C. paper D. papers ( )10. A. could B. might C. should D. had to (3)?? Once there _1_ many mice in a house . The owner of the house got a cat . The cat killed many mice. Then the oldest mouse said, “All mice must _2_ my hole tonight . Let’s put our heads together and see _3_ we can do about this cat.” All the mice came. Many mice spoke, but no one knew what _4_ . At last a young mouse stood up and said , “We must put a bell on the cat. _5_ the cat comes near , we shall hear the bell and run away and hide . So the cat can not _6_ any more of us.” “But ,” the oldest mouse asked , “__7_ will put the bell on the cat ?” No mouse answered . The old mouse waited, _8_ still no one answered . At last the oldest mouse said , “_9_ is easy to say things, but it is _10_ to do them .” ( )1. A. lived B. had C. was D. are ( )2. A. go to B. come to C. reach D. return ( )3. A. if B. when C. why D. what ( )4. A. do B. to do C. doing D. Does ( )5. A. Because B. Though C. But D. When ( )6. A. catch B. go C. hot D. want ( )7. A. What B. How C. Who D. Where ( )8. A. until B. but C. so D. for ( )9. A. There B. She C. What D. It ( )10. A. hard B. easy C. nice D. important (4)???? Mrs Hunt lives in a city of England. Her husband had _1_ big shops. Two years ago the rich shopkeeper _2_ in a traffic accident. He was taken to a hospital at once but the doctors did not _3_ him and he died soon. Though he left his wife plenty of money, the woman was very _4_. She sent all servants(仆人), cooks and drivers away and began to _5_ alone. But she takes good care of Bobby, her husband’s dog. And she can’t _6_ it now. One summer afternoon Mrs Hunt went to buy some food in a shop, Suddenly it began to _7_, she had to take a bus. As soon as she _8_, she said to the conductor, “Can you look for a seat for my dog if I _9_ a ticket for him, sir?” The conductor had a look at the dog and found its legs were very _10_. He said with a smile, “Of course I can, madam. But he must sit on the chair as you do!” ( )1.A.few B.a few C.little D.a little ( )2.A.killed B.was killed C.hit D.was hit ( )3.A.save B.help C.look after D.operate on ( )4.A.sorry B.angry C.sad D.worried ( )5.A.live B.work C.have D.eat ( )6.A.hate B.like C.beat D.leave ( )7.A.blow B.rain C.snow D.shine ( )8.A.stood up B.climbed up C.got on D.got off ( )9.A.sell B.buy C.borrow D.find ( )10.A.dry B.wet C.clean D.dirty (5)???? Long long ago a thief stole a bag of money from a farmer’s house. The _1_ went to the judge and asked _2_ help. The judge ordered _3_ the people of the farm to come before him. He took out a number of sticks of the same size and gave one stick to _4_ man. Then he said, “Come before me again tomorrow. I’ll know which _5_ you is the thief, because the thief’s stick will be one inch longer than the _6_. The thief was afraid to be found out and so he cut an inch _7_ the stick.” The next day the thief’s stick was found to be one inch _8_ than any _9_ stick. _10_ this way the thief was found out and put into prison. ( )1.A.thief B.farmer C.money D.bag ( )2.A.to B.of C.for D.from ( )3.A.all B.every C.each D.whole ( )4.A.one B.every C.each D.any ( )5.A.from B.for C.to D.of ( )6.A.other B.other’s C.others’ D.others ( )7.A.out B.off C.from D.of ( )8.A.shorter B.longer C.thinner D.wider ( )9.A.another B.other C.others D.the other ( )10.A.On B.By C.In D.To