英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选[Word文档]

英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选[Word文档] 英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选 本文档格式为WORD,感谢你的阅读。 最新最全的 学术论文 期刊文献 年终 总结 初级经济法重点总结下载党员个人总结TXt高中句型全总结.doc高中句型全总结.doc理论力学知识点总结pdf 年终报告 工作总结 个人总 结 述职报告 实习报告 单位总结 演讲稿 英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选 爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，那么你喜欢笑么?这里收集 整理了好些搞笑的英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选，一起来看看吧! 说不定能点中你的笑血哦! 英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选一 Charity Begins at Home 慈善应由家中做起 Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitableorganization of which he was a member. 山姆，希德尼正挨家挨户推销他所属的一家慈善机构的彩 券以筹募基金。 One morning found him knocking on the door of old Mrs. Sullivan. 有一天早上他敲了苏利文太太的门。 "Good morning, Mrs. Sullivan, I represent the South Savannah Singing and Social Society" saidSam. “您早!苏利文太太，我是代表南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协 会的。” "What's it that you say?" croaked the old lady. “你说什么啊?，’老太太大声问道。 "I SAY I'M SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS FOR THE SOUTH SAVANNAH SING-ING AND SOCIALSOCIETY ! " “我说我正为南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会卖彩券!” "Eh?" “哦?” "RAFFLE TICKETS! SOUTH SAVANNAH SINGING AND SOCIAL SOCIETY! " “彩券!南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会!” "You'll have to speak up, young man, there's no use mumbling. “你应当说大声点，年轻人，喃喃低语是没用的。” "Well, fuck you, Mrs. Sullivan," said Sam under his breath as he turned away. “喔!去你的，苏利文太太!”山姆离开时屏气说。 Mrs. Sullivan closed the door and said, "Well, fuck the South Savannah Singing and SocialSociety. " 苏利文太太关门说道: “去你妈的，南方萨瓦那音乐及 公关协会!” 英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选二 What is the bad news? 坏消息呢? A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's thegood news?" wails Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!" 小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生，我要告诉你一 个好消息和一个坏消息，好消息是你只能活24小时 了。”“这是好消息?”琼斯惨叫了一声，“那么坏消息呢?” 医生苦笑一声:“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。” 英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选三 Be kind to animals 爱护动物 The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with threeiguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with ashrug. 有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店，老板吓了一跳。 接着他点了四份汉堡和薯条，老板耸耸肩答应了他的要求. The man and his iguanas enjoyed their dinner and left. 那个老兄和他的蜥蜴享受过晚餐后便离开了。 The next day the man returned with two kangaroos and the same scene was repeated. 第二天，那个人带了两只袋鼠，又点了相同的东西。 On the third day the man entered with two orangutans and a chimpanzee, and the ownercouldn't help making a remark. 第三天，他带了两只红毛猩猩和一只黑猩猩。 "You certainly seem to be an animal lover," he said. 老板实在忍不住，便说:“您实在是个爱护动物的有心 人。” "That's true," said the man, "and I'd like you to know how much we appreciate your letting useat here. Some proprietors object. " “那倒是真的，”那位仁兄回答说道.‘‘另外我也要感 谢你让我们进来吃晚餐，许多店老板都拒绝卖东西给我们。” "That's quite alright," said the shopkeeper. “没有问 题 快递公司问题件快递公司问题件货款处理关于圆的周长面积重点题型关于解方程组的题及答案关于南海问题 啦!”店老板说。 "As a token of my appreciation, I’d like to give you this lobster. " And the animal lover handedover a live, wriggling crustacean “为了向你表示谢意，我送你一只龙虾。”说着他便给老 板一只活蹦乱跳的大龙虾。 "Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. " “您真好，我太太和我将以它当晚餐。” "Oh, he's already had dinner. But I am sure he'd love to take in a movie. " “喔，它已经吃过晚餐了，但我想它会喜欢看场电影。” 英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选四 Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。 "There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. " “那个茅房什么问题也没有啊，孩子的娘。” Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole. 老妈将老爸带回茅房，把他的头塞进茅坑当中。 "Hey," said Dad, "my beard is stuck!" “嘿!”老爸说道，“我的胡子粘住了!” "Aggravatin', ain't it?" “问题严重了，是不是呢?” 阅读相关文档:英语逗趣笑话笑翻天 精彩笑翻天英语笑话集锦 高中经典英语笑话精选 精选英语笑话故事 笑料百出开心小笑话 冷段子小笑话集锦 疯狂爆笑小笑话 精选儿童小笑话大全笑破你的肚子 搞笑小笑话笑破肚子 小笑话大全笑死你 笑料百出小笑话大全 校园糗事小笑话大全 生活爆笑小笑话大全 搞笑无厘头小笑话大全 校园精选小笑话大全 调皮学生小笑话 学生时代小笑话段子 笑抽肚子的小笑话 逗趣夫妻小笑话 简短幽默小笑话大全笑破你的肚子 短篇儿童小笑话大全笑破你的肚子 简短小笑话大全极品大爆笑 超搞笑小笑话大全笑破你的肚子 经典笑破肚子的小笑话大全 小笑话大全爆笑笑破肚子疼 最新最全【办公文献】【心理学】【毕业论文】【学术论文】【总结报告】 【演讲 致辞 升学宴致辞商会成立大会流程及致辞领导致辞稿签约仪式致辞运动会开幕式领导致辞 】【领导讲话】 【心得体会】 【党建材料】 【常用范文】【 分析 定性数据统计分析pdf销售业绩分析模板建筑结构震害分析销售进度分析表京东商城竞争战略分析 报告】 【应用文档】 免费阅读下载 *本文若侵犯了您的权益，请留言。我将尽快处理，多谢。*