小品台词(仿昨天今天明天)

小品台词(仿昨天今天明天) 崔:各位朋友，晚上好。各位现在看到的是我们实话实说的特别节目。这个节目的特别之处呢，就在于请到两位特别的嘉宾。他们是来自中航工业的。两位朝气蓬勃的年轻小伙，作为我国科研第一线的新生代的缩影，可以让大家了解到他们的风采。现在就让我们用掌声有请二位嘉宾。 崔:两位请座。 崔:圣诞快乐。 张大龙，王小虎:谢谢主持人。 崔:啊，稍微有一点紧张。啊，哦两位是第一次到电视台的演播室吧, 张大龙:第一次。 王小虎:是。 崔:刚来这个演播室都会有一点紧张。啊，你看有这么多摄像机，这么多观众，一会儿咱们谈着谈着就能放松了。好吗,那咱们先来个自我介绍。 张大龙:咋介绍, (张大龙，王小虎二人很惊奇的看着崔) 王小虎:那我先说了，呵。我叫王小虎。 张大龙:我叫张大龙。 王小虎:我来自320。 张大龙:我来自615。 王小虎:我搞总体。 张大龙:我做强度。 王小虎:这是我同行。 张大龙:这是我下属。 (在说话时两人先后站起，最后一句时崔站了起来。看着张大龙，王小虎二人，张大龙说完后，王小虎很无奈的看张大龙。) 张大龙:呵，其实我俩是大学同学，西工大06届毕业的。 王小虎:你还当你是宿舍长呢。 (崔招呼二人坐下，张大龙，王小虎二人坐下) 崔:两位小伙子啊，太紧张了，别紧张啊。我跟您说啊，这个谈话节目啊，它有话题，咱一谈这个话题呢，他就不紧张了。 张大龙:哎。 崔:今天的话题呢，是昨天今天明天。我看咱改改规矩，来大龙您先说。 张大龙:( 表 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf 情十分严肃，双手扶住膝盖)昨天在单位办手续，今天来到云湖，明天去请假去看我二叔，谢谢。 张大龙;很简单。 attention to the relationship between plants and soil, as well as the skilled technician jobs to be chosen. It is also after completion of the various types of finishing job, it should thoroughly implement quality and project management to ensure complete. Main points are as follows: (1) fully grasp the design intent and design drawings confirmed on the basis of the construction site. (2) according to various criteria (and planting project co-ordination) preparation of engineering plans and scheduling plans. (3) the materials and materials used for quality management. (4) construction management combined with tree planting projects. ? Lawn planting seeds: designing Proportioning of grass seed, grass seed mix, sow grass seed should be evenly distributed not less than 35g per square metre. Grass seed sow should be applied before the foot base fertilizer and water immersion, be slightly dry sow grass seed. Grass seed Sub ... E, growing hedge plants, spaced evenly, tree-rich side from outside, seedling height, trunk size, uniform mix. In the nursery pruned hedges, planting should be based on modeling spell planting, planting depth should be consistent. F, block planting time or group planting time, plant back in the order from the Center outward. -Slope plant should be planted from top to bottom. Large block graft or a different color when color bunch planting should be partitioned block planting. ? subsidiary facilities of the Green Project: a green space of water-supply and irrigation construction shall conform to the following provisions: (1), the water supply pipe should be based on a solid and compact. (2), pipe clamps, interfaces should have a firm, tight, clean pipe end not FLOSS, lip clearance accuracy. (3), the piping should comply with the design requirements and after installation must be hydrostatic test. (4), should be carried out after the pipeline trench and soil compaction in layers. 崔:不是。 王小虎:啊。 崔:小王，我不是让您说昨天，我是让您往前说。 王小虎:前天，前天我去了趟公司财务，谢谢。 崔:小王和小张啊。我说的这个昨天今天明天啊，它不是昨天今天明天， 张大龙:是后天, (崔的表情略显无奈，张大龙，王小虎二人盯着崔一直看) 崔:不是后天。 王小虎:那是哪一天啊, 崔:不是哪一天，我说的这个意思就是说咱这个回忆一下过去，再评说一下现在，再展望一下未来。(边说话，边做手势)哎，您听明白了吗, (张大龙恍然大悟，笑，王小虎看着张大龙) 张大龙:那是过去现在和将来。 王小虎:那也不是昨天今天和明天。 张大龙;是，你问这有点毛病。 王小虎:哎，没有这么问的。 (张大龙傻笑，王小虎也笑，两人对视一笑) 崔:(无奈)我还弄错了我还。啊，谁先说啊, 张大龙:我说吧。啊，我有准备。 (张大龙说话间用右手在上衣兜里取出一本红皮笔记本) 崔:(很惊讶)啊，准备好了啊。 (张大龙翻开笔记本，崔侧过身去看，在张大龙读的时候不断的点头) 张大龙:全球金融不景气，中国发展好契机。战略产业上水平，航空工业最给力。谢谢。 崔:(很感兴趣)这是首诗。(说话时面向观众) (张大龙，王小虎二人大笑) 王小虎:该我了。 崔:啊，小虎也准备了啊。 王小虎:是，我站着说。 (王小虎起身，掏出笔记本，崔接着起身从沙发后绕到王小虎左边，王小虎翻开笔记本，张大龙用手拉住王小虎的绿皮笔记本) 张大龙:挡脸。(崔好奇的看着王小虎) 王小虎:欧美天天闹危机，国债到期还不起。拉登终于被击毙，伊朗打下无人机。 啊，谢谢。(鞠躬) attention to the relationship between plants and soil, as well as the skilled technician jobs to be chosen. It is also after completion of the various types of finishing job, it should thoroughly implement quality and project management to ensure complete. Main points are as follows: (1) fully grasp the design intent and design drawings confirmed on the basis of the construction site. (2) according to various criteria (and planting project co-ordination) preparation of engineering plans and scheduling plans. (3) the materials and materials used for quality management. (4) construction management combined with tree planting projects. ? Lawn planting seeds: designing Proportioning of grass seed, grass seed mix, sow grass seed should be evenly distributed not less than 35g per square metre. Grass seed sow should be applied before the foot base fertilizer and water immersion, be slightly dry sow grass seed. Grass seed Sub ... E, growing hedge plants, spaced evenly, tree-rich side from outside, seedling height, trunk size, uniform mix. In the nursery pruned hedges, planting should be based on modeling spell planting, planting depth should be consistent. F, block planting time or group planting time, plant back in the order from the Center outward. -Slope plant should be planted from top to bottom. Large block graft or a different color when color bunch planting should be partitioned block planting. ? subsidiary facilities of the Green Project: a green space of water-supply and irrigation construction shall conform to the following provisions: (1), the water supply pipe should be based on a solid and compact. (2), pipe clamps, interfaces should have a firm, tight, clean pipe end not FLOSS, lip clearance accuracy. (3), the piping should comply with the design requirements and after installation must be hydrostatic test. (4), should be carried out after the pipeline trench and soil compaction in layers. 张大龙 :外国的事儿你还挺关心的嘛, 王小虎:不能只知道工作，要多关心时事。 崔:这什么谈话啊，整个赛诗会这个。哎，两位小伙子啊，今天圣诞节，过节的时候就不说那些乱七八糟的事，咱说点高兴的事。 张大龙:呵，昨天就帮你看了，你这段不行，恐怖主义美国打击了十年都没搞定，你能说出个啥玩意, 王小虎:那你说... 崔:那大龙说，大好形势。 (张大龙拿起笔记本，向前迈出两步) 张大龙:各位领导，同志们... 崔:要做报告啊, 张大龙:(看着崔)这么说不行么, 崔:哎，行，您说吧。 张大龙:(略停顿)大家好，兔年硕果累累:四代机首飞，瓦良格下水。猪肉不再昂贵，订票不用排队。(说话间，崔背过手，专心的听)动车不幸追尾，总理亲切安慰。国外比较悲催，成天银行欠费。刚死了本拉登，又走了卡扎菲。美债闹上国会，欧元就要崩溃。看了一圈儿周围，祖国风景最美～(说完一个大的挥手动作)多谢。 (说话的时候往前走了两步，然后慢慢的退回去，用手摸了一下凳子，然后屁股慢慢坐上去。) 张大龙:呵呵，我可不是赵本山，那老头子就会摔跤了。 (说完放松的往后一靠，由于凳子没有靠背，直接翻到了后面) 王小虎和崔赶紧过去扶起来。 崔:大龙啊。摔着了吧,哎呦，没闪着腰吧, 张大龙:我靠，我以为这是我办公室的椅子呢。(王小虎给张大龙打身上的土，张大龙转身看沙发) 王小虎:没事，挺成功。(张大龙，王小虎二人相互做V字型手势) 张大龙:丢人了。 王小虎:没有。 崔:两位小伙子啊，这个谈话节目呢，它实际上就是说话。就是聊天。就是你们在宿舍晚上那种卧谈。所以你俩过去在大学什么样啊，在这就什么样。别紧张，啊。 王小虎:那时候啊，那时候他住我下铺，在宿舍他总上网找陌生女性聊天。 张大龙:瞎说啥，那是我网友。 attention to the relationship between plants and soil, as well as the skilled technician jobs to be chosen. It is also after completion of the various types of finishing job, it should thoroughly implement quality and project management to ensure complete. Main points are as follows: (1) fully grasp the design intent and design drawings confirmed on the basis of the construction site. (2) according to various criteria (and planting project co-ordination) preparation of engineering plans and scheduling plans. (3) the materials and materials used for quality management. (4) construction management combined with tree planting projects. ? Lawn planting seeds: designing Proportioning of grass seed, grass seed mix, sow grass seed should be evenly distributed not less than 35g per square metre. Grass seed sow should be applied before the foot base fertilizer and water immersion, be slightly dry sow grass seed. Grass seed Sub ... E, growing hedge plants, spaced evenly, tree-rich side from outside, seedling height, trunk size, uniform mix. In the nursery pruned hedges, planting should be based on modeling spell planting, planting depth should be consistent. F, block planting time or group planting time, plant back in the order from the Center outward. -Slope plant should be planted from top to bottom. Large block graft or a different color when color bunch planting should be partitioned block planting. ? subsidiary facilities of the Green Project: a green space of water-supply and irrigation construction shall conform to the following provisions: (1), the water supply pipe should be based on a solid and compact. (2), pipe clamps, interfaces should have a firm, tight, clean pipe end not FLOSS, lip clearance accuracy. (3), the piping should comply with the design requirements and after installation must be hydrostatic test. (4), should be carried out after the pipeline trench and soil compaction in layers. 崔:那咱就说说你们俩的事儿吧。你们是不是从小就立志要为航空事业做贡献? 王小虎:“可以这么说吧，我小时候特想当一个飞行员。只可惜高中近视了，不戴眼镜连驾驶杆在哪都看不到，所以报志愿的时候就学了个飞行器设计” 崔:“大龙呢” 赵大龙:“我是本来想搞航天的，结果填志愿的时候没搞清楚航空和航天啥区别，就填了航空，不过也还算没选错” 王小虎:“大一的时候就发现你不着调，连航空和航天都分不清楚” 崔:“那我们请王小虎为大家科普一下航空和航天的区别” 王小虎:“通俗一点讲，航空一般就是研究带机翼的，航天一般就是研究不带机翼的” 张大龙:“你就忽悠吧，那养猪专业户就是搞航天的啦,” 崔:“呵呵，小王的话我可不可以这么理解，就是航空的飞行器可以利用机翼划过空气时的浮力让飞机飞起来，所以飞行器都带有机翼” 王小虎:“还是咱们崔哥知识面宽，大致也可以这么理解。大龙你知道你最后为啥跑去搞强度，我就能搞总体了不,” 崔:“你们学的专业一样，这里面还有什么典故不成” 王小虎:“主要是人品问题。以前我们卧谈的时候，聊到怎样才是一个合格的男人” 我说，合格的男人要在各个方面表现优良，要有健美的轮廓，健康的身体，良好的品质，还要有能力。。。。你知道张大龙怎么说吗, 崔:“这个定义我是认可的，那张大龙你怎么说的” 张大龙:“我说，真正的男人嘛，一定要在关键部位有足够的强度，还有要抗疲劳韧性” 崔:“我怎么感觉你的说法这么别扭呢” 张大龙:“不会啊，男人的脊梁要强吧，男人的拳头要硬吧，男人也要善于忍耐，能够吃苦，对吧” 崔:“这样说来，倒也有一定的道理。现在我还有个问题，为啥你们没有选择到一个单位工作呢,” 王小虎:“哎，本来我们俩能到一个单位的工作的” 崔:“后来发生了什么呢” 王小虎:“虽然那一年就业形势挺严峻，但是航空系统内的就业形势还是很不错。我们班好几个人都打算签约到我们单位，包括我和大龙” attention to the relationship between plants and soil, as well as the skilled technician jobs to be chosen. It is also after completion of the various types of finishing job, it should thoroughly implement quality and project management to ensure complete. Main points are as follows: (1) fully grasp the design intent and design drawings confirmed on the basis of the construction site. (2) according to various criteria (and planting project co-ordination) preparation of engineering plans and scheduling plans. (3) the materials and materials used for quality management. (4) construction management combined with tree planting projects. ? Lawn planting seeds: designing Proportioning of grass seed, grass seed mix, sow grass seed should be evenly distributed not less than 35g per square metre. Grass seed sow should be applied before the foot base fertilizer and water immersion, be slightly dry sow grass seed. Grass seed Sub ... E, growing hedge plants, spaced evenly, tree-rich side from outside, seedling height, trunk size, uniform mix. In the nursery pruned hedges, planting should be based on modeling spell planting, planting depth should be consistent. F, block planting time or group planting time, plant back in the order from the Center outward. -Slope plant should be planted from top to bottom. Large block graft or a different color when color bunch planting should be partitioned block planting. ? subsidiary facilities of the Green Project: a green space of water-supply and irrigation construction shall conform to the following provisions: (1), the water supply pipe should be based on a solid and compact. (2), pipe clamps, interfaces should have a firm, tight, clean pipe end not FLOSS, lip clearance accuracy. (3), the piping should comply with the design requirements and after installation must be hydrostatic test. (4), should be carried out after the pipeline trench and soil compaction in layers. 那是一个大雪纷飞的夜晚，我们在学校西门的饭馆，为即将结束的大学生活聚餐，那天都没少喝。我记得大龙情绪一激动，开始说起了胡话:弟兄们，大学生活虽然结束了，咱们以后还要继续在一起搞基。 张大龙:“你别血口喷人好不，我清楚记得我说的是搞飞机。” 王小虎:“得了吧，你还记得那天回去你在女生宿舍楼下喊了啥不,” 崔:“这样来说，我觉得大龙想说的应该是飞机” 张大龙:“必须的” 王小虎:“不管他当初说了啥，反正他自己没能兑现承诺。我签了320，他去了615，就是因为他看到隔壁班有个美眉签了这个单位” 崔:“那大龙，最后你追到这个女孩子了吗” 张大龙:“哎，缘分未到。话说，那天我说的真的是飞机啊。。” 王小虎:“哦，我知道你说的是飞机，还是超音速飞机” 崔:“刚才是误会，咱们让小张继续讲” 张大龙:“那女生她太狠了，那年考研考了430分儿，继续读研去了。我当初都没看出来她有这功力。” 王小虎:“你啊，这就是把个人生理需求放在了比航空报国更迫切的位置，悲剧是注定的” 崔:“我们还是祝愿两位能够早日找到自己的另一半，脚踏实地的为咱们国家做更多的贡献” 张大龙:“还是崔老师说话中听啊” 崔:我们的节目就快结束了，按照惯例，每位嘉宾都用一句话做个 总结 初级经济法重点总结下载党员个人总结TXt高中句型全总结.doc高中句型全总结.doc理论力学知识点总结pdf 。 王小虎:就剩一句了, 崔:对，一句。 王小虎:发自肺腑的, 崔:对。 王小虎:我当时说的真是飞机啊。。。 张大龙:好啦，地球人都知道了。 崔:那大龙您说。 张大龙:为了中航工业，搞一辈子飞机。 崔:啊，感谢全场观众，咱们下期实话实说再见。 attention to the relationship between plants and soil, as well as the skilled technician jobs to be chosen. It is also after completion of the various types of finishing job, it should thoroughly implement quality and project management to ensure complete. Main points are as follows: (1) fully grasp the design intent and design drawings confirmed on the basis of the construction site. (2) according to various criteria (and planting project co-ordination) preparation of engineering plans and scheduling plans. (3) the materials and materials used for quality management. (4) construction management combined with tree planting projects. ? Lawn planting seeds: designing Proportioning of grass seed, grass seed mix, sow grass seed should be evenly distributed not less than 35g per square metre. Grass seed sow should be applied before the foot base fertilizer and water immersion, be slightly dry sow grass seed. Grass seed Sub ... E, growing hedge plants, spaced evenly, tree-rich side from outside, seedling height, trunk size, uniform mix. In the nursery pruned hedges, planting should be based on modeling spell planting, planting depth should be consistent. F, block planting time or group planting time, plant back in the order from the Center outward. -Slope plant should be planted from top to bottom. Large block graft or a different color when color bunch planting should be partitioned block planting. ? subsidiary facilities of the Green Project: a green space of water-supply and irrigation construction shall conform to the following provisions: (1), the water supply pipe should be based on a solid and compact. (2), pipe clamps, interfaces should have a firm, tight, clean pipe end not FLOSS, lip clearance accuracy. (3), the piping should comply with the design requirements and after installation must be hydrostatic test. (4), should be carried out after the pipeline trench and soil compaction in layers.