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Politics is like playing DOTAPolitics is like playing DOTA Politics is like playing DOTA. Diaoyu Islands is like the Sentinel on the road beside the Tower. China is one of The Sentinel Legion at 35 minutes,with just the weapon of Radiance, the Spectre. North Korea is the VS with 6 Ironwo...

Politics is like playing DOTA
Politics is like playing DOTA Politics is like playing DOTA. Diaoyu Islands is like the Sentinel on the road beside the Tower. China is one of The Sentinel Legion at 35 minutes,with just the weapon of Radiance, the Spectre. North Korea is the VS with 6 Ironwood Branches. Russia is the Lion. Iran is a one of the members of the Sentinel but do not buy the Flying Courie, the Observer Wards, the shitting solo-playing Vol’Jin. the United States is the Scourge with the Boots of Travel, Aghanim Scepter, Butterfly, ganking everywhere, the Yurnero. Japan is the rich Cristal Maiden with a Tranquil Boot and Aghanim. Korea is the renegade rotten guy at first with the Sentinel then becomes the traitor to K S (kill steal) who always complains that the Cristal Maiden is weak while ignoring the weakest of all, himself, the Aggron Stonebreaker. Europe is an idiot, loving single-playing, with a little items, though looks cool, but actually an incompetent dwarf the Kardel Sharpeye. Australia is an idler of the Scourge. Can you imagine who is Taiwan? Yes, Taiwan is the Sentinel in charge of the mid, then become the damned of his team because of his infinite death and the great contribution, his feed to the rivalry part, the Shadow Fiend, the sixth man, an idiot. The Sentinel VS The Scourge:  4 VS 6. The Sentinel: the Spectre ( China ), the Vol’Jin ( Iran), the Lion ( Russia ), the VS ( Korea ), the Shadow Fiend ( Taiwan)(traitor). The Scourge: the well-equiped Yurnero ( USA ), the Kardel Sharpeye ( European powers ), the Cristal Maiden ( Japan ), the Aggron Stonebreaker (Korea), Australia ( the “soy sauce” ). Now the situation is clear, the bot hiding the Cristal Maiden clinching to the tower ( Diaoyu Islands ). The Spectre is farming at the bottom juggle point. Now the visible part of the map, the Scourge only stands the Cristal Maiden. If the rookie , he will kill the Cristal Maiden and defend the bot Tower. That’s why 11 platform has so many idiots. As a real player, how would you play? Such a fool proof thing. Not hard to imagine, the Cristal Maiden is just a bait. The others are all squatting beside him. Defend the tower? With what! You are depending on the solo Iran or the feeding Shadow Fiend, or the VS with 6 Ironwood Branches? What is the aim of you; What is the use of your weapon, the Radiance? It is for money, stealing, and assisting, not for showing off. Yeah, China now has a bit of money. But I want to ask you, TheSpectre just with a normal shoe, just the weapon of Radiance, in the face of such teammates, what can he do? What!!! Super Mario Attila Mercurial-TheSpectre-Spe-幽鬼  幽鬼(Mercurial): SPE,UG,UG,Spe,Spec 剑圣 Yurnero,jugg, Nevermore-TheShadowFiend-SF-影魔 巫妖 - Kel'Thuzad ,Lich RylaiCrestfall-TheCrystalMaiden-CM-冰晶室女 矮人狙击手:Kardel Sharpeye,Sniper,火枪,矮子,传说哥。 Lion-TheDemonWitch-Lion-恶魔巫师 复仇之魂(Shandelzare Silkwood):VS,复仇 食人魔法师:Aggron Stonebreaker,OM,蓝胖。the Ogre Magi食人占星家 巫医 - Vol'Jin,WD    stonebreaker GHOUL(食尸鬼) 食尸鬼:N'aix,小G,狗,小狗 Part B 中国领导人就好比正在操作幽鬼的选手,他们的选择不是单杀冰女守下塔,而仅仅是打开所有人频道,打出:冰女你个菜逼!!!,然后继续刷下一个野的人,这个人就是大神。而现在有些中国的民众,就好比,站在在大神身后的粉丝,是的,每个人都希望幽鬼能翻盘。有人支招单杀冰女,有人说强杀剑圣。。。。。。 要是以前的我,我会说,你们懂。。。。。。,而现在,我只想说,老实看着就行了,大神知道怎么打。 我想假如,你是玩这个幽鬼的人,你也会选择放弃外塔,要知道,耻辱是必须的,被骂是必然的,孤独是必定的。但我也知道,面对这个局势,面对这样的队友,只有辉耀的你,这么分散的近卫军团,是打不赢团战的,只有龙芯在手的时候,vs,才会心甘情愿的保护你,只有分身斧在出现的时候,lion才会紧紧的跟着你,当蝴蝶出现的时候,巫医一定会当好一个辅助,当圣剑在手的时刻,就是影魔停止送,重新回到近卫军团保护世界之树的时刻,那时,超神的剑圣又怎么样,终究是个伪后,有点装备的小炮又怎么样,没人保护终究是个矮子,一刀秒的冰女能干嘛,哼哼,叛变的蓝胖算个鸟。 毛主席就像路人局的pis,操作犀利,威武霸气,也许能单杀了冰女,但是,你保不齐就没风险。邓 关于书的成语关于读书的排比句社区图书漂流公约怎么写关于读书的小报汉书pdf 记就像路人局的09,大局观好,操作不差,能稳能杀。 胡主席就像路人局的820,大局观好,不冒险,观赏性不不绚丽,观赏性不绚丽?他就不是大神么?大神能不能翻盘我不知道,有一点我是肯定的,这个世界就和11平台一样,在那上边的终究是大神少,傻逼多。 继续阅读
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