惩罚人的小游戏（A game of punishing people）

惩罚人的小游戏（A game of punishing people） 惩罚人的小游戏(A game of punishing people) Ask the students three questions: 1. would you like to use the \\\\\\\\\\ "is \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\" or "no \\\\\\\\\\\\\\" truthfully answer my question? 2. do you agree with the answers to my second and third questions? 3. (if you want to ask, what is \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ "is \\\\\\\\\\\\\\", can be used to approximately MM) Intelligence test: one night, Confucius, Lao Tzu and Chuang-tzu were locked together in a pigsty. On the morning of the second day, suddenly an old sow in the pigsty suddenly became pregnant. "It's none of my business," said Confucius!" Chuang-tzu also denied that he was doing it. Who is most likely to do it? Who answers: "Lao Tze (himself)."! That's right!! Ha-ha!! Sing around and sing a circle Kiss somebody's toes 10 Fen with strangers 1 by 2 feet 3 number 4 upstairs number 5 6 singing frog vest dance 7 egg 8 9 squat stool in confession to hold the head sing conquest 10 dialect said. < strong > 11 knife grinding scissors with the dialect of the shortage of land cover (with 12 'said the washbasin) when the helmet head in singing < > 13 Dongfanghong touguo towel, with a blanket wrapped body jump Zombie dance 14 number 15 male 16 female crabs play the female 17 male elephant 18 stupid cat play 19 twister 20 aqueous bean counting 21 animal called 22 5 23 I smile beauty (ugly)? 24 litotes, such as "Happy New Year", the player must immediately say "good new year", from three to start the second round of words, four words, the third round of five words, 25 and so on, you and me, people who come to ask questions, I can't give you an answer he expression guess three words? 27. 6. Confession 1: If I can not love you, one day can endure; if you do not put you in my arms, I was not alone through the night, and if I don't curse those who made my loss of honor and hope, I can't drink a cup of tea...... I have only you in my heart --- my lovely (read vest)! You are in my heart, stole my soul. If I kept, Luo Nehe flow left you, just to see you again more quickly; if, in the boundless darkness, I work to get up, that is because to do so, to get back to my gentle heart people arms. Confession 2: If I can not love you, one day can endure; if you do not put you in my arms, I was not alone through the night, and if I don't curse those who made my loss of honor and hope, I can't drink a cup of tea...... I have only you in my heart --- my lovely (read vest)! You are in my heart, stole my soul. If I kept, Luo Nehe flow left you, just to see you again more quickly!!! Confession 3: I love you, you are now in my whole life, now I can't lose you, I couldn't bear to leave you a minute, how many times I cry wake from a dream, because dream of losing you, I know, sometimes I am willful, very stingy, always make you angry. Make you cry, because I don't want to lose you, I am afraid to lose you, even if one day you will leave me in love with someone else, but I will love you forever, forever, I wish we had a seagull flying in the blue sky between the light of heart from care, this piece of the sea, leap in Aegean Sea, we arrived the other side, happiness always mix our dead, I believe that I love you and never dies, because my heart is only you, because I love you Confession 4: Once a thief, pull a thief, pull pure love, put me in front of the son, I did not take seriously. Let me give the whole not until, I found: the most bad thing in the world is here. If God can give me a uniform time, I said to the girl: I love you, ah. Confession 5: Dear (Ma Jia) do you know? What is bitter, bitter, bitter thoughts, is really bitter, bitter heartbreak. In the dead of night, I look up at the stars in the window, waiting for a meteor across the moment, I wish the promise, I promise my blessing to you. (a horse) you know? The distance I deeply cared for you. When you inadvertently looked up to watch the stars, the stars must be in the attempt of flashing himself, because it stuck with me all of your wishes and thoughts. When I walked into your dream, but I think you most this time. He thought of telepathy, into each other's dream. (Ma Jia) do you know? When you there rain, God is to miss the tears, (Ma Jia) really want you Confession 6: (Ma Jia) (called) I love you, just as the mouse loves the rice, you are the Phoenix in the sky, fly, fly, I am the wolf on the ground, chase after, chase!! The sky is not blue without you! Flowers without you are not colourful! Without your meal, no fragrance! Sleepless night without you! You are the man of my dreams, and you are my prince charming! I love you as the surging river, continual... Confession 7: Looking for you for a few days, many room changed UC, I finally found you, I want to take this opportunity to speak with you, a thing you might not realize, that you gave me a kiss to me every night can't sleep for (sb) every time memories and I have been greatly satisfied, I will always remember the first kiss you gave me, until you give me a. I miss you when I am sad, just as I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just as I feel in the sun. In a word, you are everything when you are in, and everything is you when you are not. Confession 8: If I can not love you, one day can endure; if you do not put you in my arms, I was not alone through the night, and if I don't curse those who made my loss of honor and hope, I can't drink a cup of tea...... I have only you in my heart --- my lovely (read vest)! You are in my heart, stole my soul. If I kept, Luo Nehe flow left you, just to see you again more quickly; if, in the boundless darkness, I work to get up, that is because to do so, to get back to my gentle heart people arms. Tongue twister: lying thinking bamboo, dark thinking bamboo. Dark Italy cast chunzhu. The dark blue, lying spring. A dark thought cast Si chunzhu. Second, the dark thinking bamboo. Dark thinking through bamboo, dark thinking through non bamboo, not warm flowers, diffuse alone to anger, branch painted pool, dark in the bamboo tree, a good pool to lure the orchid seat, dark thinking bamboo Tongue twister: (1) class cadre, class cadre, class cadre, tube class cadre, class cadre, tube class cadre, class cadre, tube class cadre (2) black fertilizer ash, gray fertilizer blackening. Black chemical fertilizer is black, do not produce ash, ash chemical fertilizer sends ash, do not blacken.. (3) brother with a basket too wide, too fast to see the strange dog Kuangou, looking at the strange dog melon melon roll basket basket buckle, buckle brother strange dog (4) four is four. Ten is ten. Fourteen is fourteen. Forty is forty. Fourteen is not forty. Forty is not fourteen (5) mouth legs, legs say the mouth, mouth to say love leg errands, leg mouth love maizui. Light mouth, no legs, light legs, no mouth, it is better not long legs and mouth (5) long pole, wide bench, the bench not long pole, pole no bench width. The pole to tie on the bench, the bench didn't allow pole tied on the bench. (6) in September, nine, nine wine fans were intoxicated. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, nine wine lovers, nine drinks. Take nine drinks and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine many wine wine, plump, plump and nine. Nine glasses of wine, nine drinks, nine drinks, and the wine (7) south to a father, holding dishes, dishes filled with eggplant, touch the nail. Hit the dish, sprinkle eggplant, broke the old man. (8) black fertilizer ash, gray fertilizer blackening. Black fertilizer black, not gray, gray fertilizer, gray hair is not black. (9) bad food, bad food, bad food, bad rice! (10) south to his home in his son greatly "tail ear dog, north to his two brother-in-law home his tail two ear dog. His uncle home big tail hanging ears dog bit him two uncle home two ears hanging tail dog, two of his uncle's home two ears hanging tail dog bit his uncle home his dog a big tail and ears. I do not know his uncle home big ears hanging tail dog, bite him two uncle home two ears hanging tail the dog; he was two his uncle home two ear dog tail, first bite his uncle home big his tail ear dog. (11) lying thinking bamboo, dark thinking bamboo. Dark Italy cast chunzhu. The dark blue, lying spring. A dark thought cast Si chunzhu. Second, the dark thinking bamboo. Dark thinking through bamboo, dark thinking through non bamboo, not warm flowers, diffuse alone to anger, branch painted pool, dark in the bamboo tree, a good pool to lure the orchid seat, dark thinking bamboo!!! Wash one's feet: I give (sb) feet ah, yixiayixia yo. Wash wash the left foot right foot, yixiayixia yo. Wash a foot, perfume, spray perfume a pro ah, yixiayixia!! Feet: (singing with Liu Sanjie's song) hey... I give someone feet ah ~ ~ hey. Hello ~ wash wash right left ah ~ ~ hey ~. The washing feet perfume spray perfume ah ~ ~ kiss ah ~ (pro sound) Hey. Wash feet perfume spray perfume ah ~ ~ kiss!!! Feet: I give (sb) feet ah, yixiayixia yo. Wash wash the left foot right foot, yixiayixia yo. Wash a foot, perfume, yixiayixia yo. After spraying perfume a pro ah [voice] want to kiss, yixiayixia yo...... Number of vest: you want to count the number of people, say a word, a kiss, and then finish the name (a certain), I love you ah.. in a few kisses Count frogs: Quack quack quack frog mouth eye quack quack legs plop jumped into the water, a frog mouth quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack eye legs plop jumped Quack Frog Gua Guagua Zhang Zuiguagua eye Gua Guagua quack quack quack quack quack quack quack legs plop jumped into the water, quack quack quack frog quack quack quack quack quack mouth eye (sixteen times) quack legs plop jumped into the water, quack quack quack quack frog mouth quack quack quack quack eyes (three is two) quack legs plop jumped into the water. . Crab counting: A few crabs: one crab, eight claws, two pointed, how big, one eye squeezed ah, neck shrink, climb, climb, climb across the river! Two crabs, sixteen caught, two pointed, how big. Eyes two crowded ah. Neck two shrinks. Climb, climb, climb across the river... And so on Boy in girl's voice: I'm a flower girl, everybody come and soak me, oh yeah, oh, NO, oh, MY, GOD, Eun cross, Eun Eun, Eun Eun, [women say 3 times]. Chicken eggs: A raw egg (male): a rooster lay an egg, click click an egg... And so on... (female). A hen laid an egg, click click an egg... And so on..... Conquer lyrics: so you were conquered, cut off all the retreat, my mood is strong, my decision is confused, so you were conquered, drink your hidden poison, my story has ended, my love hate has been buried...... Bedwetting song: Star Xinyu [] accompaniment and I should control my bed, don't let anyone see me bedwetting, pretend to be indifferent to you, do not want to think of you, blame myself for not aching not bedwetting bedwetting, can not find traces of bedwetting, helplessly looking at you, but incapable of action, let you disappear to find reasons for bedwetting bedwetting at the end, no longer feel your warmth,................ Junk: Hey ~ ~ ~ "old old newspapers magazines sell ~ ~ ~ waste bottles cans plastic pots sold who have junk-heap hi ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~, used to sell old clothes The number of beans water: drinking water containing a specific number of beans play: slobber in the mouth. (not drink oh) and then started a number of beans. Beans. Two beans. Three beans... Is..... Breath. Do not allow ventilation! In order not to embarrass (punished) the number of beans up no more than 20. Am I beautiful?: Am I beautiful (ugly)? Ask those who are punished to ask five opposite sex: Dear XXXX, am I beautiful? The person who asked was counted "beautiful" and then asked the next person. For example: "dear AAAA sister, am I beautiful?"" AAAA if you play "beauty", then, then ask, "dear CCCC sister, am I beautiful?"" CCCC hits "beauty" and then asks five people, and so on * * eating pig kicking first step: the head of a basin, the second step: put the slippers off hung on the ears, the third step: lift your feet up to the mouth, fourth steps: step fifth: Pro Pro feet, feet with the mouth, each kiss said again: "the fresh pig kick was delicious. They are very delicious!!" Little bee: A bee flew to a ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ the flowers fly fly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ clap clap; two little bees flew to the flowers in a ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ fly fly till you give a ~ ~ ~ ~ three pops POPs; only a small bee flew to a ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ the flowers fly pops pops clap ~ ~ ~ ~ clap clap clap clap clap fly. Shu Fen marriage: Action: bow (in front), right leg (left leg stretched at the back), his hand clenched, his right arm flat, the right chest, left arm after yang! Start with your head down, then raise your head up and say your lines. (requirements: action, lines are lines: my name is sonorous and forceful) XX (Ma Jia) Shu Fen, XXX years old this year, is still single now, I want to marriage today!! My slogan is more than life, marriage!! Is life, marriage is more than Chat room note: lie away and curse out to feed the dog! Put a criminal detention, not video, all beheaded! Don't talk to the light for wheat and feed the monkey mountain, is the Tibet cattle to patronize bubble! In the first half of global pot don't eat oil! Call whisper first cut the tongue after chop hands, no respect for the ladies first with hot oil and then beheaded!!! 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