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肯德基点餐经典语录(KFC Classic Quotes)

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肯德基点餐经典语录(KFCClassicQuotes)肯德基点餐经典语录(KFCClassicQuotes)amanwalkeduptothefrontdeskandsaidtomeonly,"pleasefindmeaseatfirst"",thecustomerrushedtothefrontdesk:"Miss,givemeaMoscowchickenroll""Me:I'msorry,weonlyhaveMexicoandoldBeijing"Customer:"ThenIwantmoscow"Me:middleagedwomencometoorder:"givemeaMcDonald's""Me:sorry,weareKentuckyFriedchicken"W:Oh!ThenbringmeaKentuckyFriedchicken"I:nowords,Uturn,Ileft,IreallydonotknowhowtosaytoheracustomercomestothefrontdeskGuest:"givemeasmallbowl,please"Me:ah"ThecustomerpointedtothemenuandIrealizeditwasasundaeMe:sundae,rightWhatflavorwouldyoulike"Guest:"apple""Me:ahSorry,neversoldapples"Guest:"what'sthatgreenone""Me:Oh,that'sthealoeflavor"Customer:AloeVeraIsn'tthataflower!CanIeatit"Me:"yes"!"Guest:No,InevereatanythingblindI'llhavethecoffee"Me:(blankly)"I'msorry,andI'veneversoldcoffee"Guest:"what'stheblackone""Me:"that'schocolate""Guest:No,thechocolateistoosweetI'llhavetheredoneStrawberry"Me:(superexcited,canguessonetime)Yes,howmanydoyouwant"Guest:"one,butIdon'teatsesameseedsYoupickoutthestrawberryseedsforme""I:~#$^**~#$^*!!anoldladycameinandsaidverykindly,"girl,givemeapoundofchickenwings"""Iwanttwogardenburgers,onewithoutmeatandtheotherwithtwoslicesofmeat""achildcameinatonceandsaid,"givemepacksofketchup""Isaid,"littleboy,wecan'tgiveyousomuchWhatmoredoyouwanttodo""Hesaid,"mymothersaidI'dmakecherrymeattonight"","comeonatorch"""Ah""That'swhatyougotinyourhand""acustomercomestothefrontdeskGuest:I'llhavestrawberrynew"Me:"OK,astrawberrysundae""Guest:No,thisoneI'llhavestrawberrynew!"Me:hmmOh,McDonald'siscalled"new"andKFCiscalled"sundae"It'sthesameWe'reKentuckyFriedchicken"Guest:Oh,strawberrysundae,strawberrysundae,same"Me:Yes,sir,youaresosmart!"Guest:hahaha,thenI'llhaveachocolatesundae"I:#$^*~#$^*~!!anoldmanatthemeal,lookedveryskilled,donothesitatetoplatetosay:"IwantaCauchyink!"Ireallydidn'twanttodoit!GarfieldonthemarketAcustomerboughtafamilybucketandasked,"Iboughtsuchabigbucket"(saying,"Garfield,"showingme,"sendmealittletiger,OK)"customer:"givemeaSingaporeroll"!"IsaidtotheCook:"youorderfirstI'llgoandlaughlater"!"Guest:"givemewingsforOscar,please""Ikuangyun!oneday,aEuropeanstudycomeswaggeringlycametothecounter"Iwantarapechickenriceflower"!",acustomerpulledoutcouponsonthetableandsaid,"takethesetwoandtakethemaway""Me:hamburgerhotornot"Customer:yes"Me:hamburgerhotornot"Customer:yes"Me:"you~Han~Fort~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Customer:(suddenly)hot"Me:whataboutthesundae"Customer:Yes,please"I:welcometoKentucky,whatcanIdoforyouGuest:couldyoutellmethewaytothenearbyMcDonald'sI#:$RMBI:welcometoourcompany"Guest:givemethesetofdeepseasharkfort"Me:"Ecuador!"Excuseme,sirWithoutsharkcastle,candeepseacodFortbeallright"Customer:ah"No,thencometotheCODCastle"Me:""(oh,whydon'tyouwantawhaleFort)I:welcometoourcompany"Guest:"what'sthesizeofthebigbagsofpopcorn,please""Me:"sobig"(pointingher)Guest:whataboutChina"Me:"it'ssobig"(Ipointeditoutagain)Guest:Well,well,givemeamashedpotato"Me:Don'tstopmeLetmegodownandsmokeher!!!!!!!I:welcometoourcompany"Guest:"givemeamediumcokeandanonspicychickenburger""Me:(finally,IbroughtheracokeandacrispchickenburgerShit,Idon'twanttotalktoaschizophrenic)I:welcometoourcompany"Guest:"awholefamilybucket,please""Me:"doyouneedanythingelse""Customer:yesInthetwobeers!"Me:sorry,wedon'thaveanyalcoholicbeverages"Customer:"Irememberbefore""Me:(eldestbrother,yousaythatisgonewiththewind)waiter:welcometoourrestaurant"Guest:I'llhaveanineJanejuiceandalargepackageofrapechickenrice"Waitress:doyouwantthebestpopcorn"Customer:Oh,namechanged"Waiter:(well,youdon'tknowabouttherecentcrackdown)waiter:welcometoourrestaurant"Customer:"givemeahalfacattyatwhatchickenriceflower"Waiter:""Guest:howmuchisit"Waiter:wedon'tsellitwholesalewaiter:welcometoourrestaurant"Guest:Hello,I'dlikeaKentuckyFriedchicken"Attendant:whatdoyouneed"Customer:doIsaynoIwantakfc"Waiter:KFChasalotofproductsWhichonedoyouneed"Guest:"ifthereisnoneed,wewillhaveKFC"!"Waiter:(hehadaguninabangthatperson)waiter:welcometoourrestaurant"Customer:hurryup,hurryup,I'minahurry,that'sallWaiter:""Customer:hurryup"Waitress:"(lookingatapileofMcDonald'scoupons,superspeechless)Waiter:Excuseme,sirHereistheMcDonald'scoupon!"Guest:isn'tthisMcDonald's"(he'sstillcalm)Waiter:""(perhapstostay)waiter:welcometoourrestaurant"Guest:Iwantasundae"Waitress:whatflavordoyouhave"Customer:"sesamepaste"Attendant:""(theoldmandidn'taskforitbeforeheboughtit)

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