海底总动员部分台词

海底总动员部分台词 Marlin:Hey! Wait! Dory:Will you quit it? Marlin:What? Dory:I'm trying to swim here. What, ocean ain't big enough for you? Huh? Huh? Do you? Do you? You want a piece of me? Yeah,Yeah.Ooh, I'm scared now. What? Marlin:Wait a minute.. Dory:Stop following me, ok? Marlin:What? You're showing me where the boat went! Dory: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, it went this way. Follow me! Marlin:Wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going! Dory:I did? Oh no … Marlin:If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny. I'm a clownfish! Marlin:No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss. Dory:Short-term memory loss..I don't believe this! Marlin:No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. At least, I think it does. Um, hmm .where are they? Can I help you? Dory:Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son. Bruce: Hello. Marlin: Ohh. Dory : Well, hi! Bruce:Name's Bruce. It's all right, I understand. Why trust a shark, right? So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late,eh? Dory: Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out. Bruce:Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm having? Marlin:You mean like a party? Bruce:Yeah, yeah, right--A party! What do you say? Marlin:Ooh, I love parties! That sounds like fun. Dory:Parties are fun, and it's tempting but-- Bruce:Oh, come on, I insist. Dory:O-okay..That's all that matters. Marlin:Hey, look--balloons! It is a party! Bruce:Ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop. Marlin:Oh.Oh, Bruce:Anchor! Chum! Anchor:There you are, Bruce, finally! Bruce:We got company.It's about time, mate. Chum: We've already gone through all the snacks and I'm still starving! Anchor: We almost had a feeding frenzy. Chum: Come on, let's get this over with. Bruce: Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. Bruce/Anchor/Chum: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food'. Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins. Chum: Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're so cute! Look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin!Let me flip for you.Ain't I something!' Bruce:Right, then. Today's meeting is step 5, Bring a Fish Friend. Do you all have your friends? Anchor: Got mine. Dory:Hey there! Bruce:How about,Chum? Chum: Oh, um, I …seem to have misplaced my friend. Bruce:That's all right, Chum. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step, you can help yourself to one of my friends. Chum: Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum, eh? Bruce:I'll start the testimonies. Hello. My name is Bruce. Anchor/Chum: Hello, Bruce. Bruce:It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. Chum: You're an inspiration to all of us. Ahchor: Amen. Bruce:Right, then. Who's next? Dory:Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! Bruce:Yes, the little Sheila down the front. Dory:Woo-hoo! Bruce:Come on up here. Dory:Hi. I'm Dory. Bruce/Anchor/Chum: Hello, Dory. Dory:And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Chum: Hey, that's incredible. Bruce:Good on you, mate! Dory:Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest. Bruce:All right, anyone else? Hello, how about you, mate? What's your problem? Marlin:Me? I don't have a problem. Bruce:Oh. Ok.. Bruce/Anchor/Chum: Denial. Marlin:Aah? Bruce:Just start with your name. Marlin:Ok. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish-- Chum: A clownfish? Really? Bruce:Tell us a joke! Chum: Ooh! I love jokes! Marlin:I actually do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... Nemo:Daddy! Marlin:Nemo! Chum: Nemo! Ha ha ! Nemo! I don't get it. Bruce:For a clownfish, he's not that funny. Marlin:No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers. Dory:Oh my, you poor fish. Chum: Humans. Think they own everything. Anchor: Probably American. Bruce:Now there is a father looking for his little boy. Marlin:Ugh! What do these markings mean? Bruce:I never knew my father! Chum:Aw, come here. Ahchor:Group hug. Chum: We're all mates here, mate. Marlin:I can't read human. Dory:We got to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look. Sharks! Marlin:No, no, no, Dory! Dory:Guys, guys! Marlin:No, Dory! Dory:That's mine! Give it to me! Gimme! Oww! Marlin:Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay? Dory:Ow, ow, ow. Marlin:I'm so sorry. Dory:You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding? Marlin:Ohh... Dory:Ow, ow, ow. Bruce:Dory, are you oka--oohh. Oohh, that's good.