2007年高考0分作文超搞笑片段（2007 college entrance examination 0 points composition, super funny clips）

2007年高考0分作文超搞笑片段（2007 college entrance examination 0 points composition, super funny clips） 2007年高考0分作文超搞笑片段(2007 college entrance examination 0 points composition, super funny clips) Crystal breeze curtain moving, full frame house rose fragrance. Ten thousand years too long, seize the day. Cai Feng Shuangfei body without wings, heart to heart. Wide sea diving, sky. Tingbei vote can not eat, four Gu heart dazed sword. The college entrance examination in 2007 0. Super funny clips Netizens to "college entrance examination in 2007 0 writing funny fragment", read laugh. I can not help laughing but arouse our reflection on the education system. We want to develop what kind of students? Students should establish what kind of world outlook, outlook on life and values? The following essay author's world outlook, outlook on life and values has a problem, write only low-level interesting text, without a positive outlook! I hope this article can some rare! Now share with friends, common reflection! Shanghai volume "must cross this bridge" 2007 Shanghai college entrance examination composition on the topic: must cross this bridge... Fragment: see or not to see? Is this a problem? Sorry, not sorry to see their parents society;; sister Wu Tenglan, you tell me what to do? Jiangsu volume "we the starry heavens above" 2007 Jiangsu Chinese college entrance essay: the starry heavens above us... Fragment: our bright sky on the head?? Who is out of the question? Now the sky is bright? How does not change into the beautiful Taihu water? This comparison is of practical significance. As a high school, there is no passion for these children will be interested. The night gave me black eyes, but I use it to turn white! OK, or to write essays, to prove how brilliant to see the head of the star: with a big stick, playing hard in the head! Hunan volume "poetic life" 2007 Hunan college entrance examination question: a poetic life with his poetic life experience by the title, write a composition of no less than 800 words... Fragment: shit Italy's life (estimated to be specifically wrong), rely on their own hands and brain to create. Unfortunately I am not Zhao Lihua. Teacher, I think you are very poetic, because of your knowledge and that what what about. Don't say these, or write it, write what? We start from the Tang dynasty. Tang said to one said, the great poet Su Dongpo, the greatest poet of the Tang dynasty...... Beijing roll to spring night rain different writing comments 2007 Beijing college entrance essay: Materials: different comments on - Chun Yexi rain writing, subject self, the genre is not limited to, more than 800 words... Fragment: the thunder rain received clothes, his brother said, the first rain in Beijing in 2007 to come this way. Wukong at that time and Zixia sister dating, going to the words, the sudden rain, Wukong took out his wand, suddenly stabbed to go to heaven. Wukong, ask you not to put your stick dangling, plug into chaos is not good! Even without plug, plug into the sky in the flight of birds is not! This naughty boy, I do not listen to Gu curse of the bear children read!" This is when the journey down from the sky, said: MD, the jade emperor that the old guy in a quarrel with the queen mother! The flight path of a skid harm Laozhu I fell. Shaseng produced a beautiful picture, buried in the soil, the pious said: I planted in the spring of a beauty, to the autumn harvest will be a lot of beauty. When a big brother, two brothers one, I want to rest, the master was too stingy, not for him! Zhejiang volume "walking in passing" 2007 Zhejiang college entrance essay: walk in passing... Fragment: first look at this subject, I think this subject is a problem. Walk in passing? How could. And walk away, which is who, standing out the old go to me? Lu Xun said: there is a jujube tree, there is also a jujube tree, said Kong probably may have died, that is Lu Xun, is you, the people that way but profound. Here I am not despise what teacher, just want to explain a problem, learning very seriously, don't play games to our knowledge, the college entrance examination but under a lot of effort, you can so hasty, sorry for our parents. Wait, I will spend the private lawyers will give you a call! Liaoning volume essay topic: can I 2007 Liaoning college entrance essay: "I can write a composition" as the topic... Fragment: looked at the subject, psychology is very heavy, why actually now the college entrance examination mixed with commercial elements? Grief～ Can I? Your cattle B! What good stuff is not mobile, China Unicom is not what good stuff, you look at their disgusting trick: The day before China Unicom launched by Jay Chou's grandfather spokesperson, called "the grandson was playing the M-Zone" activities, China Mobile responded immediately, they claimed to have signed Yao Ming's father, to carry out large-scale propaganda "son of new space-time, Lao Tzu global" no.. Then, Chinese Unicom hired 82 year old newlywed professor Chen Ning Yang spokesmen for the new image, the slogan is: "I can!" in order to counter China Mobile, please immediately Chen Ning Yang's wife Weng fan spokesmen for the new image, the slogan: "you can not, I can tell you! ~ ~ ~" Welcome to use the phone and my family all work in telecommunications! Hubei: learning the mother tongue, the use of the mother tongue It can be said that every day we feel in the native language, learn their native language, the use of the mother tongue, according to the materials, writing...... Fragment: mother tongue is broad and profound, so we have to learn the mother tongue, the use of the mother tongue. Through my study, to learn the language, you need to distinguish some clean language, for example: The sun gives grass call the sun: Hey, grass you, my day. My grass, grass: who are you? Sun: I, ah; I grass: grass, you who ah Sun: I, ah, you grass, grass: who are you ah, I grass; Sun: I, I, ah; grass: I grass. At this time, the sun's mother took over the phone: I, his mother, you it is grass, the grass you mother! I hate that Cukou, who said I despise him swearing! So we usually learn the mother tongue for those foul language or ambiguous words better treat! Chongqing "college entrance examination" said sour, sweet, bitter, hot roll 2007 Chongqing college entrance essay: college entrance examination sour, sweet, bitter, hot written based on the resumption of college entrance examination 30th anniversary... Many fragments: college entrance examination, Just what are birds. There is a word like that? Do one thing, to love the people mating. So I love to tell the truth, they say what the test is what the angel Prince ah, ah, I do not believe that the horse is not necessarily the prince, may be Tang Seng; there is not an angel wings, may also be the bird! Just after the entrance as promised "caoNI mother", often said that it is very difficult to do, therefore, the college entrance examination, I really want to call your grandfather qindie! Anhui volume: "energy-saving" In 2007 the Anhui province college entrance essay: "energy-saving"...... Fragment: energy-saving? At first glance, that Laoyanhunhua, did not think this topic is also actually. About the content, how to write? First of all, how loaded with bamboo basket spring? Never heard of all in vain? Water like this, not to mention the water? Secondly, to see why the mother basket spring? Why not mention what naobaijin ah, gold partner? Again, the mother is the greatest person in the world, a basket of spring can represent our love? I think the problem is not changed in candlelighting even better. Written on the front, suddenly see the people that this may be Zhou Xingxing classmates, has not changed is the people who demonstrated his mother, his mother gave birth to the demon is demon! The volume I: life, poetic or frustrated 2007 national college entrance examination volume I essay: life, poetic or frustrated...... Fragment: this title to the teacher, I admire you too! Life, in addition to shit it's shit! Some people say: life is so damn funny, because old fuck me. I said: B bullish on the way, let the silly B to say! As many people are now in what I love to write a poetic life, because I am full of hope for the future; for the future, I am a bright. Dude, you fool who? The glass plate on the fly, such as the entrance down 1 points on the line, you will say: the college entrance examination I fuck you! So, here suggest that teacher at the time of composition, for those who say what poetic students hit the lowest points, why? Because of their hypocrisy, admitted to the fine, do must greet you in the family of female friends. That was far away, the relationship about the life and the meaning of the shit, the argument goes as follows: Everyone says: stool away, is the anus or abandoned, the toilet does not leave, I think...... Sichuan volume: step and the life Please refer to the "step and the life" as the topic to write a composition of more than 800 words Fragment: Du Fu said: ten steps to kill a person, not popular Trinidad; Biyi to things, no sound and name. This proves that 10 step = 1, on behalf of our life. The theory of Du Fu, from the materialistic point of view, expounds the relationship between the pace of life and. At the time of his rules too rigid. Why the ten step to kill? Instead of the nine step? We have calculated, 1 thousand =50000000 meters, how much further we go? So in Du Fu the poem contains a life with the pace is very long relationship. We can see that the Dragon gossip from the book of changes, anti dragons have regrets, from five for eight, one and two, two and three, three things, So in this relationship between the step and the life can not form a peer relationship, don't know that the guy is how to think, even for this problem. I saw the teacher wears bowel debate, heartbroken. The court also has the prestige above the judge, when they become dejected and despondent. Three years ago, I was teaching a group of judges in Shandong. During the talk, the judges said: "listen to your lectures, really. We engaged in the practical work, so need to supplement the theory of knowledge." The so-called "enlightened", of course, be polite, Shandong people's hospitality is not only reflected in the banquet, drink three cups, also reflected in the language. But they too need to supplement the theory of knowledge ", when is the words from the bottom of the heart. I asked with concern: "you can get a degree?" One of the judges looked dejected, the court did not completely become dejected and despondent, pointing Jiangshan style. "Foreign language teacher, foreign language is too difficult. We have several thirty people, usually work so busy, no time memorizing words? Besides, what is the use of these test?" As far as I know, this class of more than 100 students, pass the foreign language exam and get a degree, scanty. Spend a lot of time and money, but not get in, they feel cheated. I felt like I was a liar -- intentionally or unintentionally, but they can't start me, otherwise they will be sentenced to life imprisonment in my teeth! It is reported that this class of Peking University and other universities do, in a prosperous, worrying prospect. Two months ago, I was in Henan for a group of prosecutors taught the same scene again. The final lesson ended, I said: "there is no need to force people to learn a foreign language, foreign language, foreign language exam, it is our nation's torture!" The voice just fell, the applause coming, maybe it is my career, the most enthusiastic applause. Applause. Why is it? Because I say the truth, because I reveals a fact that is, as everyone knows, the current postgraduate English education and examination system, not only the murder of Chinese and harass the people and waste money, talent. No matter how to explain the value of foreign linguists, regardless of how the importance of examiners who emphasize the foreign language, can change a basic fact that for most of the judges, learning a foreign language is useless for them! In these grass-roots courts, intermediate people's court and the Supreme Court judges, a lifetime may not use the foreign language in court. According to the work report of the Supreme People's court in 2003, 1998 in 2003 to five years, all levels of court cases 29 million 600 thousand, of which 26399 cases, less than 0.1% of the total. According to the current system, such as the number of cases by the foreign court judge. According to the provisions of the law of our country, the standard language used in China's court is not Chinese foreign language related to national sovereignty. What does this mean? This means that most of the judges even took three years, five years of time to learn a foreign language, the law also does not allow them to court a Western accent, they may only come in handy learning a foreign language is to see the old foreign sentence -- "Good morning", a "farewell foreigners -- Good Bye"! My education in the initial stage, the graduate is located in scientific research personnel, the number of enrollment and limited countries hope they can skillfully master a foreign language, to learn from foreign advanced knowledge of science and culture. With the development of the times, the goal of graduate education has undergone a fundamental change, a considerable number of people entering graduate reading purpose is not to engage in theoretical research, but hope that more in-depth grasp of a professional knowledge. They are not standing on the theoretical front, but stood in the forefront of practice, they often face the villagers and not foreigners, they really need to enhance the level of Chinese rather than english. The way of teaching came back, I asked for a university graduate teaching leadership: "why should they take school English?" His answer is: "we don't want to go, have put forward opinions to the State Board of education, but they do not agree." This is very strange. The students are unwilling to learn, the school does not want to test, why must we take these useless shit? The ancients said, what. The purpose of learning is to use, even the ancients understand truth, why in the contemporary society is impossible? The problems in the teaching and examination system. According to China's current system of compulsory teaching shall be prescribed by the State Board of education, the State Education Commission as long as the provisions of the compulsory matters, no matter what the teachers of students "ideas, opinions, compulsory. By the state rather than the provisions of the school compulsory courses, but in reality is the planned economy that, is a national plan for the areas of knowledge, that is what students should learn, teachers should teach what, only by the state administrative department through the command in the form of regulations, it is economy in the field of the planned economy was small. Under the planned economy system, the enterprise produces what, how many production shall be formulated by the state. The economy of planned economy has been completely liquidated, and knowledge in the field of control plan is still to live for a long time! On the production of knowledge, students need what kind of knowledge, they are ready to become what kind of talent, students most clearly -- at least for graduate students so they have their own right to choose. The school should be to teach what the students' knowledge of teachers, most clearly, the school shall have the right to choose, but they have no right to speak. The system is behind the interests of. According to relevant statistics, the annual output value of English education market of up to several hundred million yuan, the annual output value is equivalent to a medium-sized city China developed the. In the English education market, most stable income is the sponsor of the examination. The title of the English exam as an example, the annual examination fees, textbooks, reference books add up to count by 200 yuan, about 4000000 applicants, the cost of up to billions of. Sponsored by GRE, GMAT, TOEFL, IELTS and other foreign institutions exam, not to mention the cost. Take the TOEFL, the light is the examination fee is 800 yuan, if there are 100 thousand people apply, the income reached 80 million yuan. These vested interest in order to create language learning environment, to create a learning atmosphere, which is "don't speak the language is not a talent". However, Cao Xueqin know foreign language? Lei Feng knows English, they even do not understand HELLOW! Please don't blame me mean. Even if I was accused of being unkind, I have to say a truth: foreign language is important, because someone is hoping it is important, and thus become very important! Let the graduate students have to take a foreign language, instead of thinking of the Chinese, not only it is work life money harass the people and waste money! A man's life is limited, so that people will be limited life into useless language, and what is not the trouble and expense? Lu Xun not said that wasting time is equal to for his money? Not only that, the current postgraduate foreign language examination system, so many staff wish to study from the university students, the exhausted. I believe that if the Chinese and foreign are for students to choose, the education of our country is at least the graduate education will have great progress. The reform of the country, Why not?? With the dominance of Chinese language is fading. In the face of the blossom and sighed: "chunhuaqiuyue when the past, how many? Last night the moon in motherland and Dongfeng, cannot bear to think of the past......" And we? As long as we hoarse voice shouted: "the stars or the stars or the moon. The mountain or the mountain yo, still the beam beam......" A pile of crap! A famous writer and linguist Liang Shiqiu said in the "examination" in an article: "for people suffering from the exam, I was very sympathetic. Examination of the project, for a long time, a close a break down, the body of the red blood cells do not know how many thousands. Once the imperial examination room, I heard that there are people in the night and shouted: "the grace of gratitude, have complain complaint!" It's a horrible atmosphere of fear is enough. Have you really faint, mad, Dutch act!...... I have a classmate, the most afraid of the math test, a look at the subject, immediately face color, body chills, hastily finished after they bent back to the bedroom to change his pants!...... To be honest, the examination and election, belongs to a kind of "necessary evil". Can't think of a better way before the exam, or can not waste. What we can do now is how to improve the examination methods, the requirements of the simplified, the reasonable requirements, do not make us to test for physical and mental torture as injure!" Intended to say: First, as the enterprise must have operational autonomy, colleges and universities should be teaching autonomy. The curriculum, examination content belongs to teaching autonomy category, mainly by colleges and universities to decide. Two, the state education departments even have the right to set some compulsory courses, should also be through hearing and argumentation, educators and those being educated to listen to opinions and suggestions, which belongs to the basic category of the administrative democracy. On the oblique lane deserted, when saw pear piece. The wages of sin is death. Autumn windendless, always the jade pass. Prime not to - day difficult morning.