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4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游] Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空（邹婷） E：猪八戒 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头（钟慧）第一幕 E(look Ata map): (递)Here.Em…… We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! It is said there is a monster {ˈmɑnstɚ] 怪物 called white bone. B: Yes, I’m Miss White. I’m living in the mountain at all times. Everyone called me monster even if I don’t like it. As everyone knows, if someone eats Tangseng’s meat, he would be never getting old. Now I hear that he will pass by, this is a good opportunity to eat him.Ha ha ha…… E: Ah I can’t walk on any more! (坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! A lustful and lazy fat pig! E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will, I will………. S: You will what? You can what? (凶相) E: I will…（很不怕的样子，继而一下子软弱下来） help you catch flies. S: Hum! As I expected，you are just a timid fat pig. T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some food? E: You see, I’m not the only one who is hungry, master is hungry, too! T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal! (八戒羞愧的表情) E: Oh! Master, There is a problem. If a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea? S: No problem! I already had the solution (安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…? S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bajie! Remember not to let stranger in. Bye! (走) E: OK! Brother Monkey, take more things to eat. Bye! 第二幕 B: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You want to use it against me? You are too childish.En… I need a way to deal with it. B: haha! I have an idea. (Oh,It is said that Zhu Baijie is a Lustful好色的 pig. So I should create a beautiful girl. (变成一个美女)（走上前，对八戒说）Hi! Handsome boy! E: Hi! Belle! .【:bel]美女 What can I do for you? (色迷迷的) B: Can I come in to give you some food? E: Of course! But…… B: What’s wrong? Don't you want to eat something? E: Of course, But Brother Monkey told me not to let strangers in, because he was afraid that there will be the monster. B: Monster?! Don’t you think I look like the monster? E: Not at all. B: You are right. I’m not a monster. You are not only handsome but also very smart. E: Hehehe…You're an cute girl. (转身对唐僧说) master, I’m sure she isn’t a monster, can you let her in? T: (犹豫)Ok, you can come in .Thank you for your food. B1: OK! This is an honor for me. S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (一边躲闪一边叫到)I’m not a monster, please don’t kill me.（被打倒)Ah……You!!!(指着孙悟空转而对唐僧说道) Save me ,master.(死了退场) T: I will(悲伤). (气愤)Wukong! What have you done?! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense! (深呼吸)（念紧箍咒） S: Oh, please don’t…… T: It’s too late! S: Please, Please, oh, no…… (痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! 第三幕 B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, you think you are invincible; .{:ɪn'vɪnsəbəl] 不可战胜的I’ll teach you a lesson and let you know what wisdom is! (变成太婆) B2: Dear, where are you? Dear! Excuse me, have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?... (连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry! I haven’t seen anyone. (陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E: Are you Ok, master? (扶T) Look,(伸食指)how many? T: Two… (晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game is over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Hello! My wife and daughter are missing. I can’t find them.Oh… my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) E: he… (指着孙悟空) B3: You?! Why kill my wife? Why kill my daughter? I will kill you!!!(冲向孙) S: Kill me?! It’s too ridiculous. I’ll kill you, monster! (打) T: （想阻止，未及）You, you.....(险些晕，E扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster! T: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go!! S: You will regret. (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... T: Stop! Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha! I can eat the meat of Tangseng.I’ll live forever. T: （惊）You are...... B: I’m a monster, Sun Wukong is right. How foolish you are, Mr Tang! (E去阻斗，被击退)(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh, Brother Monkey! Our hero is back! T: I, I can't understand......What happened? S: Master, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How, how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition.{:,ɪntju'iʃən (直觉) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder, please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳) （音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）