职业习惯笑话（一）
妻子和丈夫一起回家，妻子一进门就把门关上。丈夫一边敲门一边喊：“开门，开门，我还没进去，真是的！”做公共汽车售票员的妻子说：“吵啥吵？坐下一趟吧！”
职业习惯笑话（二）
某局张局长突然接到加急电报。
电文是：母亲去世，父亲病危，望速归。阅毕，张局长痛不欲生，边哭边在电报回单上签字。邮递员接过回单一看，竟是“同意”二字。
职业习惯笑话（三）
一个游客乘出租车出游。半路上他拍拍司机的肩膀，想问一件事，没想到吓得司机“哇哇”乱叫。
“啊，对不起，没想到会吓着你。“他抱歉道。
“没关系，小小误会。”司机道，“我今天刚开出租车，过去我一直是开灵柩车的。”
Husband and wife walked home together. However, upon entering into the house, the wife deliberately closed the door. The husband knocked at the door and said, “Open the door! Open the door! I am not being inside.
The chief of one bureau suddenly received an urgent telegram.
It said like this: your mother had gone to the heaven. What’s worse, your father had fallen ill. Please came back as soon as possible. When the chief finished reading it, he can’t be more painful. Then he cried and sighed the name on it. The postman took the
A traveler took the taxi to go outside. On half the way, he slapped the driver’s shoulder and wanted to ask one thing. But to his amazement, that really scared the driver and made him shouting.
“Ah, I am sorry. No wonder do they would scare you so badly.”
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