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613 The One With Rachel’s Sister

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简介:本文档为《613 The One With Rachel’s Sisterdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithRachel’sSisterScene:CentralPerk,JoeyisgivingRachel,Chandler,Phoebe,andRosstheirbillsJoey:OkayRach,thatmuffinandespresso,$Ross,doublelatte,$Chandler,coffeeandascone,$AndPheebs,herbaltea,$So,alltogetherthat’s(pausestofigurethetotal)$Chandler:Thiscomingfromthemanwhocouldn’tsplitourdollarphonebillinhalf(Agoodlookingwomanapproaches)Woman:Hi!Joey:Hi!Woman:HowmuchdoIoweyouforthemuffinandthelatteJoey:Ohthat’sonthehousecourtesyofJoeyTribbianiWoman:Ohgreat!Well,tellhimthanksAndsinceuh,Joeyseemslikesuchaniceguy,maybewecouldgoonadatesometimeJoey:Well,he’snotusedtowomenbeingsoforwardwithhimbutuh,IgoodcheckwithhimHesaysit’sokay(Shehandshimhercard)Great!Thanks!Byebye!Ross:HeyJoey,howcomeourstuffisn’tfreeJoey:Itwillbewhenyoulooklikethatinatightskirt!Thisisgreat!I’mgettingmoredatesthanever!Rachel:Waitaminute,you’reonlygivingfreestuffawaytotheprettygirlsPhoebe:YeahJoeythatissogross!Joey:HowaboutasconeonthehousebabyPhoebe:(giggles)I’mprettyOpeningCreditsScene:MonicaandChandler's,everyonebutMoningMonopolyRoss:HeydoesanyonehaveanygumPhoebe:OhIdo!(Shegrabsherhugepurseandstartsrummagingthroughitandtakingoutvariousitemsinafutilesearchforthegum)Oh,y’knowwhatNo(Pause)Waitasecond(Sheremovesabagfilledwithwaterthathasagoldfishswimminginit)Iknowit’sinheresomewhereRoss:Y’knowwhatI’mgood!I’mgood!Monica:(entering)Hey!Ross:Hey!Chandler:Hey,whatareyoudoinghereShouldn’tyoubeatworkMonica:(congested)Ugh,theysentmehomeTheysaidIcan’tworkifI’msickAll:Ohh!Chandler:I’msosorryyou’resickMonica:I’mnotsick!!Idon’tgetsick!Gettingsickisforweaklingsandforpansies!Rachel:Honey,noonethinksyou’reapansy,butwedothinkyouneedatissue(ShenoticessomethinghangingfromMonica’snose,asdoesJoey)Monica:(wipinghernose)Ihavenotbeensickinoverthreeyears!(Sneezes)Chandler:I’mgonnagrabyousometissueMonica:Idon’tneedatissue!I’mfined!Ross:Whenyouputa‘D’attheendof‘Fine’you’renotfineMonica:I’mfinedI’mfined!Y’know,it’sareallyhardwordtosay(There’saknockonthedoorThegangisstunnedandPhoebecountstomakesurethateveryoneisthereOutofcuriosityChandlergoesandanswersthedoor)Chandler:Yes(Awomanenters)Woman:Hi,isRachelhereI’mhersisterRachel:OhmyGod,Jill!Jill:OhmyGod,Rachel!(Theyrunandhugeachother)Chandler:OhmyGod,introduceus!Rachel:ThisisChandler(Pointsathim)Jill:Hi!Rachel:AndyouknowMonicaandRoss!Ross:HiJillRachel:Andthat’sPhoebe(points),andthat’sJoeyJoey:Hey,(intheJoeyvoice)howyoudoin’Rachel:Don’t!!(Joeybacksawayfrightened)(ToJill)Honey,whatareyoudoinghere!Phoebe:(ToRoss)WhichwhichsisteristhisIsthisthespoiledoneorthat’sbitterJill:(ToRachel)DaddycutmeoffPhoebe:Nevermind,IgotitJill:Andy’knowwhatIsaidtohim"I’mgonnahirealawyerandI’mgonnasueyouandtakeallyourmoneyThenI’mgonnacutyouoff!"Rachel:Wow!WhatdidhesayJill:Thathewouldn’tpayformylawyer!Thenhetoldmetocomehereandlearnaboutthevalueofmoneyfromtheonedaughterhe’sactuallyproudoffRachel:Oh!Didyouhearthat!Mydad’sproudofme!Mydad’sproudofmeMonica:Rach(PointstoJill)Rachel:Ohyeah,sorryWaithoney,sowhatdidyoudothatmadedadcutyouoffJill:Okay,IboughtaboatMonica:YouboughtaboatJill:Yeahbutitwasn’tforme,itwasforafriendChandler:Boydidwemakefriendswiththewrongsister!(Rachelglaresathim)Rachel:Jill,honey,Ithinkthisisthebestthingthatcould’veeverhappenedtoyouImeanyouneededtogetoutonyourownanyway!AndyouknowwhenIdidit,IIIatfirstIwasscared,andlookatmenow!I’mtheonlydaughterdadisproudof!Okay,wellthisis,thisiswhatyou’regonnadoYou’regonnagetajob,you’regonnagetanapartment,andthenI’llhelpyouandyoucanstaywithusRightPheebs,shecanstaywithusPhoebe:Ofcourse,yeah!Jill:Oh,that’ssogreat!Okay,I’mreallygonnadothis!Idon’tknowhowtothankyouguysPhoebe:Ooh,IlikecardsScene:CentralPerk,JoeyisworkingasPhoebeandRossaresittingonthecouchJoey:(toacustomer)AreyouallfinishedhereCustomer:YesJoey:Great!(Joeytakeshiscookieandfinishesit)Gunther:Okay,herearethetipsforthismorningJengets,forme,andJoeyoweseightdollarsJoey:What!Gunther:ForallthefreefoodyougaveawayJoey:Wellifit’sfreefood,howcomeyou’rechargingmeforitGunther:Wedon’tgiveanythingawayunlessit’ssomeone’sbirthdayJoey:Well,whatiftheycameinthirdinamodelingcontestGunther:No!Joey:(toawomanwhocameinthirdinamodelingcontest)Sorry!(Hegrabshermuffinawayandreturnsittotheservingtray)Jill:(entering,carryingabunchofshoppingbags)IjusthadthehardestdayThosebagsaresoheavy(Setsthemdown)Ross:Jill,howdidyoupayforallthisIthoughtyourdadtookawayyourcreditcardJill:Ohplease,ImemorizedthosenumberswhenIwasButlookatallthecoolmakeitonmyownstuffIgot!(Holdsuparedsweater)Thisismy"Please,hireme"sweater(Holdsupapairofblackpants)Andthesearemy,"Don’tyouwanttorentmethisapartment"pantsRoss:Idon’tthinkchargingnewclothestooyourdadqualifiesasmakingitonyourownJill:Oh,MrScientisthastogetalltechnical!Phoebe:Seriously,Idon’tRachel’sgonnathinkit’sagoodideaJill:SowhomadeherqueenoftheworldPhoebe:Iwouldlovethatjob!Rachel:(entering)Hey!What’sgoin’onJill:Hey!Rachel:(noticesJill’sbags)Jill!Didyoushop!Jill:No!Theydid!(PointstoPhoebeandRoss)PhoebeandRoss:Yeah,wewentshopping!Rachel:Youwentshopping!What,andthenyoujustcameinhereandparadeditrightunderJill’snosewhenyouknowshe’stryingtoquitWow,youguysareterrible!Phoebe:SorryJillRoss:SorrysorryJillRachel:What’dyougetPhoebe:Ohwell,allright,Igot(Rosshandsherabag)(ToRoss)thankyou,Igotuh,thisy’know"Iwantajobsweater"(Holdsupthesamesweater)Rachel:OhPhoebe:And,andthenIgotuh,theseareapartmentpantsRachel:ApartmentpantsPhoebe:Yeah,youneverheardofthemRachel:No,ofcourse,ofcourseI’veheardofthem!Ross,whatdidyougetRoss:HuhOh,Igotthis(Holdsupthispinkfrillything)this!Rachel:ApajmenaRoss:Yeah!Oh,IIlovethisbabies!Rachel:ReallyRoss:Ross,wantsapajmenaRoss:It’sarug(Jillwinces)Rachel:JillJill:(covershereyesandstartscrying)I’msorryRachel,I’msorry…Rachel:Oh,comeon!Youthinkthat’sgonnaworkonme!Iinventedthat!Jill:Right!But,IamsorryRachel:Allright,it’sokayOnelittlesetbackisokay,justdon’tletithappenagain,allrightNowsincedaddypaidforallthisstuff,IshouldtakeitallawayButI’mjustgonnatakethethepajmena(Rosshandsittoher)Andtheuh,andtheuhpantsY’knowwhat,I’mjustgonnatakeitallaway,‘causethatwayyou’lljustreallylearnthelessonOkayAllrighty,I’mgonnarunacoupleoferrandsandIwillseeyouatdinner(LeaveswithallofJill’sstuff)Jill:ShetookallmystuffRoss:YeahEverythingbut,thelittleblueone(Holdsitupforher)Jill:(gasps)That’sthebestone!OhmyGod,(hugshim)thankyousomuch!Ross:WellHey…Jill:Ohmygosh,thatwassolameLikeapajmenacouldbearug!Ross:Ohyeah,howaboutyouandthe,(mimicsherfakecry)"I’msorry!"Jill:(hitshim)Shutup!Ididnotsoundlikethatatall!Phoebe:Whatabout,whataboutwhenIsaidy’knowabouttheapartmentpants,howdumbwasI(Theybothlookather)Jill:WereyouthiscuteinhighschoolRoss:OhstopJill:Noyoustop!Ross:No,youstop!Jill:Youstop!Phoebe:(getsupandsitsbetweenthem)Okayokay,whydon’tIsithereandyou’llbothstopit!Scene:MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisstillverysickandisenteringthelivingroomfromthebathroomwearingarobeChandlerisreadingamagazineMonica:Okay,sowhatdoyou,whatdoyouwanttodoLet’sdosomethingcrazy!Chandler:Iknow,let’srestanddrinklotsoffluids(Holdsupaglassoforangejuice)Monica:Okay,I’llrestButy’knowifI’mgoingtobed,thenyou’recomingwithmeChandler:Thatwouldbeimpossibletoresistifyouweren’talldrippyhere(Pointstohisnose)Monica:(wipinghernose)Areyousayingthatyoudon’twannagetwiththis(Triestodoalittlesexybodyrub,butitdoesn’tworkallthatwellwiththebigrobe)Chandler:Yeah,Idon’tyoushouldsaythatevenwhenyou’rehealthyMonica:(inasexyvoice)Comeon(Coughsloudly)Chandler:Don’ttakethispersonallyokayIt’sjustthatIjustcan’thavesexwithasickpersonMonica:I’mwithyouChandler!ImeanIcan’thavesexwithasickpersoneither,that’sdisgusting!ButI’mnotsick!LetmeproveittoyouWearetwohealthypeopleinthepribeoflibeChandler:That’sthething,seeIwouldliketostayinthepribeofmwhaahlibeScene:PhoebeandRachel's,RachelisputtingawayhernewclothesasPhoebeentersRachel:Hey!Phoebe:HeyRachel:What’sup!Phoebe:Umm,Ithinkthere’ssomethingyoushouldmaybeknowRachel:Well,it’dbetternotbeabouttheapartmentpants,becauseIjustpitchedtheideatomybossatRalphLaurenandsheloveditPhoebe:NoNoIt’sjustIwasumm,IwaswithRossandJillafteryouleftandumm,I’mprettysureIsawalittlesparkbetweenthemRachel:What!Phoebe:YeahImeanit’sprobablynothing,butIjustwantedtowarnyouthattheremightbesomethingthereRachel:WithRossandJillPhoebe:Yeah!Rachel:WithRossandmysisterPhoebe:YeahRachel:WithmysisterJillandmyexboyfriendRossPhoebe:YeahRachel:OhthereisnowayPhoebe:OkaythenRachel:OhmyGod!Icannotbelievethat!ImeanIdon’treallylikeitwhenRossgoesoutwithanyone,butmysisterisn’tthatlikeincestorsomething!OhmyGod,andthey’regonnahavesex!Oh!Ohnowhatifhemarrieshertoo!Ohthisisjustterrible,thisisjustterribleAndIcan’tstopit!Ican’tIdon’townRoss!Y’knowAndJill,sheshouldbeabletodowhateveritisthatshewantstodo!AndohmyGod,Ican’tbelieveRossismarryingmylittlesister,thisterribleOhmyGod,thisisjusttheworstthingthatcouldhaveeverhappenedtomePhoebe:Butgreatnewsabouttheapartmentpants,huhScene:CentralPerk,JoeyisgivingthebilltothesamebeautifulwomanfrombeforeJoey:That’llbe$Woman:WhatdoyoumeanYesterdayyousaidIwastooprettytopayforstuff!Joey:It’sjustIcan’tbecausemymanagersaidI…(Getsanidea)(Startssinging)"Happybirthdaytoyou,happybirthdaytoyouHappybirthdaydearAnnie…Woman:Amy!Joey:(stillsinging)"…Amy!Happybirthdaytoyou!"AMaleCustomer:Hey,that’sweird,today’smybirthdaytoo!Joey:Yeah,notithereitisn’tJill:(entering)SorryI’mlate,what’supRachel:(onthecouch)Ohhi!Y’know,IjustwantedtoseeiftherewereanyleadsontheoldjobfrontJill:Ohno!ButIjustwalkedpastthreesalesandIdidn’tgoinHowstrongamIRachel:ThatisgreatHey,y’knowwhodoesn’thavetojobhuntRossHeworksattheuniversityJill:YeahRachel:Ohsoyouknowthat,youguystalkedaboutthat,soyougetalong,soyouthinkyou’regonnagooutJill:MegooutwithRoss!No!Godno!WhatwouldmakeyouthinkthatRachel:Ijust,Phoebe,saidy’knowthoughtshesawsomethingbetweenyouguysJill:No!Imeanhe’sniceRachel:YeahJill:He’sthekindofguyyou’refriendswith,y’knowButhe’snotthekindofguyyoudateHe’sthekindofguyyou’ddatebecauseyoudidMe,notsomuchRachel:OhnotnotsomuchUmm,whatwhatdoyou,whatdoyoumeanistheresomethingwrongwithRossJill:Ohnonono,he’sjustIdon’tknow,he’sjustalittlebookishRachel:Areareyousayinghe’sageekJill:YouthinksotooRachel:No!NoI,noRossisnotageek!Jill:Fine,thenlet’sjustsayhe’snotmytypeRachel:WhathandsomeisnotyourtypeSmartKindGoodkisserWhatthosethingsaren’tonyourlistRossisagreatguy!Youwouldbeluckytobewithhim!Jill:Wellokay,ifitmeansthatmuchtoyou,thenI’llaskhimoutRachel:Ohnonono,nonono,that’snotwhatImeantJill:No!Y’knowwhatRachelYou’reright,y’knowhehasbeenreallynicetomeRachel:Yeahbut,he’snotyourtypeJill:Yeahbutmaybethat’sagoodthingY’knowI’mdoingallthesedifferentsortsofthings,andmaybeIshouldtrydatingageektoo!Rachel:Yeahbut,youdon’t,youdon’t,youdon’twanttotrytomuchtoofastY’knowImean,youdorememberwhathappenedtothelittlegirlthattriedtomuchtoofastdon’tyouJill:WhatRachel:SheshediedJillCommercialBreakScene:MonicaandChandler's,ChandlerhasfallenasleepreadingabookMonicacallsfromthebedroomandwakeshimupMonica:(stillsick)Chandler!Chandler:Ohwhatisithoney,youneedsometeaSomesoup(HegetsupfromthecouchandgoesintothebedroomtofindMonica,stillintherobe,lyingseductivelyonthebedOratleastshe’stryingtooandasheenterstheroom,shetakestherobeoffonofherlegs)Ohohhhh!Monica:(tryingtobeseductive)CallingDrBig,DrBigtothebedChandler:OhJeezhoney,Ithought,IthoughtyouwereasleepMonica:HowcouldIbeasleepknowingthatyouwereinthenextroomChandler:Iwasasleep(Shetakesoffherrobeandstartstoshiver)Ohno!Nonohoney!Y’knowwhat’ssexyLayersLayersaresexyAndblanketsaresexyAndoh!HotwaterbottlesaresexyMonica:Comeon,getintobed!IwanttoprovetoyouthatI’mnotsick!Iwannamakeyoufeel,asgoodasIfeel(Sneezes)Chandler:Wouldyoupleasegetsomerest!Monica:I’mfine(Shegoesintooneofthosehalfsneezing,halfcoughingfitsthatyougetwithabadcoldorflu)Scene:CentralPerk,JoeyissingingHappyBirthdaytoyetanothergoodlookingwomanGuntheriswatchingandisnotveryhappyJoey:(singing)"Happybirthdaytoyou!"Gunther:You’repayingforthatJoey:WhatNonoit’sherbirthday!Gunther:You’vesungHappyBirthdaytodifferentwomentoday!Joey:Butitreally…Gunther:YouarenolongerauthorizedtodistributebirthdaymuffinsJoey:Damnit!(Stormsoff)Ross:(entering)RachHi!Rachel:Hi!Ross:DidyoutellyoursistertoaskmeoutRachel:Wellyeah…Ross:Ohwow!Imean,wow!Imean,IIIthinkshe’scutebutIIwouldneverhavethoughtofgoingoutwithher,never!Rachel:Really!Ross:Yeahbutafteryousaiditwasokay,Ifigured,"Whynot!"Rachel:OhsosonotreallyneverRoss:IhavetosayyouareamuchbiggerpersonthanIamImeanafterallwe’vebeenthrough,Ijusty’knowIwishIhadabrothertoreciprocateHey,ifyoueverwanttogooutwithMonica,youhavemyblessingJoey:(overhearingthem)Ohho,andmine!Scene:MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisstillsickandishobblingoutintothelivingroomforsomehelpfromChandlerwho’sonthecouchreadingMonica:(entering)Chandler,IthinkI’msickChandler:ReallyStruckdowninthepribeoflibe!Monica:Okay,fineIadmitit!Ifeelterrible!Wouldyoupleaserubthisonmychest(ShehandshimsomeofthatVicksVapORubtoputon)Chandler:Nonononononono,youarenotgettingmethiswayMonica:Comeon!Ireallyneedyourhelp!Chandler:Nonononono!Monica:Fine,I’llrubitonmyselfChandler:Okay(Tostartthistask,shelowersthetopofherrobetorevealthatsheisnakedfromthewaistup,wellatleastherbackis,andstartstorubonthegunkChandlernoticesthis,andhassomethingstarthappeningI’llletyoufillintheblankhere)Chandler:Soyou’rejust,kindarubbingitonyourselfMonica:YeahChandler:It’sniceMonica:Areyoukiddingme!IsthisisthisturningyouonChandler:Yes!(Hangshisheadinshame)Monica:Ican’tbelieveit!WhatisitIsittherubbingorthesmellChandler:It’sallvery,verygood(Shecoversupandsitsdown)Soyouwannagouh,mixitupMonica:Notnow,I’msick!Chandler:Ohcomeonyoubigfaker!Monica:WhathappenedtoyourruleaboutneversleepingwithsickpeopleChandler:WellthatwasbeforeallthevaporizingactionMonica:Okay,ifyoureallywannahavesex…Chandler:Okay!(Runsintothebedroom)Monica:WorkedlikeacharmScene:CentralPerk,RachelisthereasJillenterstostartherdatewithRossJill:(entering)Hi!Rachel:Hi!WhwhatareyoudoinghereJill:ThisiswhereRossandIaremeetingforourdateSo,whatdoyouthink(ShespinstoshowRacheltheoitshe’swearing)Rachel:Well,IIdon’tlikeitJill:Really!Rachel:It’skindasluttyJill:It’syours!Rachel:Yeahwell,I’mI’maslutJill:(laughs)MetooRoss:(entering)HiJill!Jill:Hey!Ross:Hi(seesRachelandforgetshernameforamoment)Rachel:RachelRoss:Rachel!Well,youyou’renotathome,you’reyou’reyou’rerighthereRachel:YeahIknow,andIbetyouthoughtitwouldbeweirdButit’snot!(There’sanawkwardsilence)Ross:OkaySowellI’llumm,(ToRachel)I’llhaveherhomebymidnight(RachellaughsalittletoohardasRossandJillleavefortheirdateAftertheyhaveleft,Rachelstartstobreakdown)Scene:MonicaandChandler's,RachelentersandwalksquicklyovertothewindowtowatchRoss’sapartmentWeseethatRoss’sapartmentisemptyRachel:Whyaren’tyouhomeyet!Monica:(callingfromthebathroom)IssomeonethereRachel:Ohyes,it’sme!Sorry!Chandler:(callingfromthebathroom)WhatareyoudoinghereRachel:Uh,I’mjust,I’mjustlookingoutyourwindowAtattheviewWhatareyouguysdoingChandler:WegotsomeVapORubinsomeplaces(WeseethatRossisreturningtohisapartmentwithJill)Rachel:(gasps)Oh,hebroughtherbacktohisapartmentMonica:(enteringwithChandler)Who(ShelooksoutthewindowatRoss’sapartment)IsthatyoursisterRachel:Ugh,sheisaslut!Monica:God,Rossisonadatewithyoursister!Howweirdisthat!Rachel:OhmyGod,looklookhe’stakingoffherclothes!Chandler:He’stakingoffhercoat!(WeseethatRossistakingoffJill’scoat)Rachel:Oh,thisisjustterribleMonica:Ohnoit’snot,noit’snotIt’safirstdateI’msurethatnothingisgonna…(assheistalkingweseeRossclosehisdrapes)Rachel:Oh(Squeaksagain)Chandler:Hooh,he’sgonnagetsome!(Rachellooksathim)OftheglarefromthestreetlightoutofhisapartmentY’knowsoumm,he’sclosedthedrapestheresohecanhaveanice,pleasantconversationwithyourlittlesister(Pause)Well,I’mofftobed!(Goestobed)ToBeContinuedEndingCredits(Thereisnocreditsscene,justapreviewofthenextcoupleofepisodes)End瑞秋的妹妹好的Rach,松饼和苦咖啡,收你$Ross,双份“拿铁”,$Chandler,咖啡和烤饼,$嗯Pheebs,药茶,$那么一共是$哦算得真准他以前都不知道块电话帐单的一半是多少呢你好!好!我要了松饼和拿铁该付你多少?哦这是JoeyTribbiani请你们的一点小意思太好了代我向他致谢。看起来joey真是个不错的男人也许我能约他出去什么的?这样啊……他不太习惯主动的女生但我还是帮你问问他吧。天那他说没问题!好极了!谢谢再见!喂joey为什么你不请我们?如果你也跟她一样性感我当然会请你。太好了从来没有这么多的女生要约我出去等等你只给年轻漂亮的女生免费饮食吗?是啊joey你也太无耻了吧喔亲爱的我请你吃烤饼怎么样?我长得也不赖嘛嗯谁有口香糖吗?oh我有!Oh,你看着吧……不是这个等等阿我知道我放在包里的天哪算了算了我不要了Hey!Hey!Hey,你怎么回来了?不是应该在上班吗?Ugh,同事们让我回来的他们说我重感冒了不能干活Ohh!感冒很难受吧我没感冒!没有!只有弱不禁风的小女生才会得感冒!亲爱的没人说你是小女生了不过我们一致认为你需要一点纸巾哼我三年没有感冒过了!我帮你抽点纸巾过来吧我才不要纸巾我很好……好当你说”很好……好“的时候你其实一点也不好……好我很好……好很好……好。你知道嘛“好”字很难发音的你是Hi,rachel在吗?我是她妹妹Oh,上帝啊Jill!Oh,上帝啊Rachel!Oh,上帝啊快帮我们介绍一下!这是Chandler你好!你应该认识的:Monica和Ross!你好Jill这是Phoebe,还有那是Joey(经典的)小妞你好吗?你滚一边去!亲爱的你怎么跑到这里来了?这是她哪一个妹妹?是那个倍受溺爱?还是那个比较苦的?爸爸不要我了不用想了我知道是哪个了你知道我跟他说什么吗?“我要请律师然后把你告上法庭再没收你的一切财产最后把你扫地出门!Wow!他怎么回答的?他不给我钱请律师!他说让我过来你这里看看他最引以为荣的女儿要我以你为榜样Oh!大伙听见了吗?我老爸以”我“为荣!Rach她……Oh不好意思亲爱的你闯了什么祸居然让爸把你给赶出来了Okay我买了艘船你买了条船?是的不过不是我要买的我一个朋友想要天男生们我们跟这个可怜的小妹交个朋友吧Jill,亲爱的,我觉得这对你来说其实是一件好事我的意思是:你迟早是要独立生活的阿你知道我是怎么熬过来的吗?我、我开始也很害怕但是你看我现在有多好!我可是老爸唯一引以为荣的女儿啊!好了好了我告诉你应该接下来你应该做些什么你先得找份工作然后自己找个住处。住处我可以帮你你先跟我们住吧。没关系吧Pheebs,她搬过来不要紧吧?没问题当然没问题oh太好了!我就按你说的去做!我都不知道应该怎么感谢你们了Ooh,我喜欢车你吃饱了吗?是的很好好的这是早上的小费。Jen给你我自己拿。joey你还欠我块你说什么?!你知道你派送了多少免费食物吗?好的如果是免费食物你怎么能找我要钱?我们从来不送东西除了顾客过生日的时候这样啊?如果他们获得了模特比赛的季军也不行吗?不行!不好意思我从来没有这么累过这些袋子可真重!Jill你哪来的钱买这么多东西?我还以为你爸收走了你的信用卡呢Oh得了吧我岁就能熟背那些号码了。你们看看我买的全部这些”我独立了“的东西很cool吧?这件是”请雇我“毛衣还有这个”你不想把这公寓租给我吗“的裤子我不认为花老爸的钱买新衣可以让你变得独立oh科学家同志就是这么罗嗦!说真的我觉得rachel知道了肯定要不高兴的开玩笑几时变成rachel说了算?我一直都想说了算!Hey!你们在干吗呢?Hey!Jill!你去购物了?没有!他们去购物了是的我们大采购归来!你们去购物了?那你们还大包小包提回来放在jill面前炫耀你们不是知道她打算过节俭的生活吗?Wow,你们两个家伙太坏了对不起阿Jill对不起Jill你们都买了些什么啊?oh是啊是啊我还得谢谢你得益于你的灵感我买了件”我需要工作“毛衣Oh不错嘛不止这些还有这个公寓裤公寓裤是啊没听说过吧?没有听说过?我怎么可能没听说过?Ross你买了什么?Huh我买了这个这个……披肩?是啊!oh我可喜欢这个拉!你喜欢这个?Ross我问你什么是披肩?不这是地毯。Jill到底怎么回事对不起Rachel我错了少来!你觉得这招对我来说会有用吗?这招是我发明的!想起来了但是我的确意识到自己错了没关系一点点小错误是可以原谅的。不过下不为例知道吗?本来说呢这些都是花老爸的钱买的照理说我应该把它们全都收走。不过我就收走这条……这条披肩算了还有裤子也得收走。你看看我还是全都收走吧只有这样才能给你一个好好的教训!怎么样?就这样决定了我现在出去办点事吃饭时再找你天哪全都被她拿走了是啊全都拿走了不过我藏了一个小蓝袋这是我喜欢的东西天哪太感谢你了!Wow,我……你不知道你刚才有多傻?居然把披肩说成垫毯得了吧你呢?你觉得你的”我错了“很好?去死吧我才没有你说得那么恶心呢!你们知道吗?当我自己说”公寓裤“的时候我都觉得自己傻透了!你高中时候就有这么可爱吗?Oh别肉麻了你才肉麻呢少来不你少来你少来得了得了我往中间一坐你们两个就相安无事了好了好了你想干吗?我们玩点刺激的吧……我也有同感让我们多休息休息再喝点感冒药吧好我去休息。不过如果我去床上躺着你也得跟我一起到床上去我肯定不会拒绝你的如果你不是现在这样鼻涕横流的话你是说你不想跟我一起玩玩吗?没错我同时觉得就算你没感冒最好也不要像刚才那样说话来吧来吧别装蒜了别往心里去好吗?我我只是不能在你感冒的时候跟你上床我同意你说的我也不会在你感冒的时候跟你上床那太恶心了!不过我很健康啊我证明给你看看我们两个健壮的人**(*#天哪还说你没病?都开始胡言乱语了Hey!Hey怎么了?Umm,我觉得有件事情我得告诉你喔别告诉我是”公寓裤“的事情。我刚刚向老板汇报了这个创意他喜欢极了不是不是是这样的……你走了以后我、ross还有jill又聊了一会。我很肯定他们两个来电了!你说什么?!是这样的现在可能还没什么不过我警告你他们很有发展的趋势哦你说ross和jill?没错!ross和我妹妹?是啊我妹妹和我前男友ross?没错绝不可能!那就没事了上帝啊!我不敢相信这是真的!我不介意ross和别人交往不过她是我妹妹啊!你不觉得这像是乱伦什么的吗?天哪!他们会做爱的!oh!如果ross也跟她结婚怎么办?太可怕了这太可怕了。而我无法阻止这一切ross不是我的你知道吗?还有jill我也管不住她她可以为所欲为!天啊我不敢相信ross要娶我妹妹太可怕了这是我平生碰到过最可怕的事了!不过不过”公寓裤“还是不错吧huh?一共是$你是什么意思?昨天你说我漂亮到不用付帐啊!是的不过昨天经理说我……"祝你生日快乐祝你生日快乐亲爱的Annie::,>::,Amy!Amy!祝你生日快乐!"""Hey,真奇妙今天也是我的生日耶!是吗?不过在这里你就不生日了不好意思我迟到了有事吗?哦你知道吗?我在帮你找招聘的信息oh不用了!我刚才路过三个打折店而我一个也没有进去怎么样?很牛吧是很牛。对了你知道谁不用为工作发愁吗?Ross他在大学里工作然后呢?原来你知道了你和ross谈起过这些吧你们聊得很开心是不是?你觉得你们可以开始约会了吗?我和ross约会?不!天哪!怎么可能?你怎么会想到这个?我就是说嘛都是phoebe她说你和ross之间来电哪有?我是说他人很好而已就是他是那种适合做朋友的男生你知道吗?而不是那种我会约会的男生。你倒是会喜欢他对我来说不太可能对你来说不可能?你什么意思?ross有什么不好的地方吗?不不不不是这个意思我不知道怎么说:他有点书呆子气你说他是一个无聊的家伙?你也有同感?不?才不ross怎么会无聊?哦好吧反正他就不符合我的标准什么英俊不是你的标准?聪明、善良、接吻高手?这些都不是你的标准?Ross是个出色的男人你能跟他在一起是你的运气!好吧好吧如果你那么希望我们在一起的话我就去约他好了oh不不不我不是这个意思不rachel你知道吗?你说得对ross对我真的很好是的不过他不是你喜欢的类型啊没错不过也许这是好事。你知道我在尝试独立重新做人!也许我要颠覆以前的一切也许我就得跟一个无聊的人约会!是啊说得是没错不过不过你不想改变得这么快吧?你记不记得有个小女孩也是尝试翻天覆地变化的人她最后怎么了?怎么了?她、她死了jillChandler!Oh怎么了亲爱的?你要喝茶?还是要喝汤?Ohohhhh!天啊你在搞什么?”大“先生快上床阿嗯呀我以为我以为你已经睡着了呢有你在隔壁房间我怎么可能睡得着?我可是睡着了。哦别这样别这样亲爱的。你知道什么样才性感?穿着大衣才性感还有盖着毯子才性感Andoh!还有拿个热水袋也性感少来了上床吧!我要证明我没病!我要让你像我一样爽求你了躺下睡觉吧我没事祝你生日快乐归你埋单什么?不不今天是她生日就今天一天你给店里的个女顾客过了生日了但就是这样啊你无权再派发生日松饼了!该死的!Rach你好!Hi!你让你的妹妹约我出去?嗯是啊Ohwow!我是说,wow!我是说,我是觉得她很可爱但是我从没想过要跟她交往什么的从没!是吗?不过既然你没有意见我又觉得”为什么不跟她交往呢?“oh我是问你是不是的确从未想过(跟她交往)我觉得你的胸怀比我宽广太多了我是说我们以前交往那么久……我、我。你知道吗?我真希望我有个兄弟可以送给你做为报答对了如果你什么时候想跟monica交往我会祝福你们幸福的Ohho,我也祝福Chandler,我想我是真的感冒了是吗?你刚才说什么来着?^*(^$好了好了我承认还不行吗?我难受死了!你能否帮我涂点这个到我胸脯上?哦不行不行你不能用这法子钓我上钩来吧我需要你帮我涂啊不行绝对不行好!我自己涂得了好这就是你的你的”自涂“怎么了看起来感觉不错你在开玩笑吗?我是说这样子涂让你兴奋起来了?是!真难以置信!是我涂抹的方式还是这药膏的气味让你兴奋?他们都、都很性感这么说你想我帮忙涂匀点吗?现在不行我感冒了!得了吧你装得可真像怎么了?你不是说你从来不跟感冒的人上床吗?没错在你春光四射的表演前我是那样想的好吧如果你真的那么想做爱的话太好了哦像咒语一样灵验Hi!Hi!你在这里干吗我和ross约了在这里见面。对了你觉得我看起来怎么样?Well,我不喜欢看真的不喜欢?看起来有点太风骚了这可是你的衣服!没错我、我是比较风骚其实我也是HiJill!Hey!HiRachelRachel!你是不在家可是你在这咖啡馆里我知道我打赌你以为我会觉得比较尴尬是吧不过一点都不尴尬哦那好我点之前送她回家你们怎么还没回家?有人在说话?哦是的是我呢你在干吗我我只是想站在窗子这里看看风景你们又在干吗?我们在把药膏均匀的涂抹到某些部位oh他把她带回家了谁那不是你妹妹吗?Ugh,是她那个荡妇!天那ross在跟你的妹妹交往!这也太搞笑了吧?哦上帝他在脱她的衣服!他在帮她脱下大衣oh这样太可怕了没事没事第一次约会嘛肯定不会发生什……OhHooh他肯定会得到点什么收获!我是说从射到他房间的路灯光里你明白吧于是他拉上窗帘这样就能好好的跟你妹妹”促膝谈心“well我得去睡
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