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首页 618 The One Where Ross Dates A Student

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简介:本文档为《618 The One Where Ross Dates A Studentdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRossDatesAStudentScene:MonicaandChandler's,Chandler,Rachel,andJoeyarethereasRossentersRoss:Hey!Ijustgotuh,myteacherevaluations!Checkoutwhatthisonestudentwrote,"IlovedDrGeller’sclassMindblowinglectures!DrGeller,youaredefinitelythehottieofthepaleontologydepartment!"Chandler:Ahh,HottiesofthePaleontologyDepartment,there’sabigsellingcalendar,ehRachel:WhowroteitRoss:Oh,IwishIknew,buttheevaluationsareallanonymousJoey:Ohhey,doyoustillhavetheirfinalexamsRoss:YeahJoey:Oh,‘causeyoucanjustmatchtheevaluationtotheexamwiththesamehandwritingandboom,there’syouradmirer(Rossisstunned)Chandler:Ahotgirl’satstakeandallofthesuddenhe’sRainManRachel:Okay,waitaminute,waitaminute,whyarewesosurethatthisisagirlRoss:It’sagirl!Anyway,itwouitwouldn’tmatterOkayBecauseI’mateacherandshe’sastudentChandler:Oh,isthatagainsttherulesRoss:No,butitisfrowneduponChandler:IseeRoss:Besides,there’sabigagedifferenceJoey:Oh,wellthinkofitlikethis,whenyou’re…Ross:IknowwhenI’mshe’llbelikeanditwon’tseemlikesuchabigdifferenceJerouswithyourgradesthissemester!(Rossfranticallystartstochangesomeasafemalestudent,Elizabeth,approaches)Elizabeth:ProfessorGellerRoss:(startled)YeahElizabeth:IwantedtosayhowmuchIenjoyedyourclassRoss:OhthankyouThanksverymuch(Leansupagainsttheboardandonathumbtack)Ow!(Hepullsaway)Elizabeth:Uh,I’malittleembarrassedaboutcallingyouahottieonmyevaluation…Ross:ThatwasyouElizabeth:YeahIfeltalittleweirdaboutitYou’reateacherI’mastudentButwouldyoumaybewanttogooutwithmesometimeRoss:OhI,Idon’tIdon’tthinkthatwouldbethebestideaElizabeth:Oh,becauseIwasthinking,thesemester’soveryou’renotmyteacheranymoreRoss:WhattimeElizabeth:(checkshergrade)Oh,y’knowwhatForgetit,youalreadygavemeanARoss:Gotcha(Startstoleave)Elizabeth:I’mkidding!Ross:Oh!Sososeriously,whattimeScene:PhoebeandRachel's,everyoneminusRossarearrivingtoinspectthedamageThefiredepartmentisstilltherePhoebe:Comingthrough!(Hastododgeafireman)Oh!Comingthrough!(Seesacuteone)Oh!Hello!Hi!(Smilesthenrealizes)No!Right!Comingthrough!(Theystarttolookaroundseeingthatthelivingroomisundamaged)Monica:Ohwell,it’snotsobadFireman#:Yeah,mostofthedamageisprettymostlycontainedinthebedroomsPhoebe:Oh!Rachel:MyGod!(Theybothrunintothebedrooms)Joey:(tothefireman)Heybuddy,doyouthinkIcanborrowyouruniformthisThursdayFireman#:ExcusemeMonica:Joey!He’sworking!(ToChandler)Youwouldlookgoodinthat(PhoebeandRachelreturn)Joey:Oh,howbadisitPhoebe:Oh,it’sbadIt’sreallybadTheonlythingintherethatisn’tburnedisanassWhichIdonotrememberbuying!Chandler:How’syourroomRachRachel:Everything’sruinedMybedMyclothesLookatmyfavoritebluesweater(Holditup)Monica:Isn’tthatmineRachel:Fine!I’msorryforyourloss!(Handsitbacktoher)Fireman#:Souh,you’renotgonnabeabletolivehereforawhile,youladieshaveaplacetostayRachel:(standsup)Wow!Ohokay,lookpal,Iamnotinthemoodtobehitonrightnow!ButifyougivemeyournumberIwillcallyousomeothertimeMonica:(pullingRachelbackdown)Yes,theycanstaywithusChandler:HaveyoufiguredoutwhatstartedthefireMrFiremanFireman#:Welluh,doeitherofyousmokePhoebe:No,notusuallyButyeah,IcoulduseonerightnowFireman#:Nonono,doyouuhlightcandlesBurnincensePhoebe:Yes!Ido!Allthetime!Ilovethem!OhmyGod!Ididit!It’sme!It’sme!Iburneddownthehouse!Iburneddownthehouse!Rachel:OkayPhoebecalmdown,there’snoneedtoplaceblameOkay(Tothefireman)IwarnedheraboutthosecandlesScene:MonicaandChandler's,ChandlerisonthephoneasJoeyentersChandler:God,it’sgreattocatchup!Ican’tbelievehowlongit’sbeen!Joey:Chandler,isthat…(MimessomeoneusingamoviecameraandChandlernodsyes)Chandler:(onphone)Ohthat’sgreat!GoodforyouJoey:Heyheylisten…(Chandlerwaveshimaway)Chandler:Okay!Soyeah,maybewecangettogetherumm…(Joeymimesthrowingsomethingintheair,catchingit,rollingitout,puttingitinanovenandcuttingit)Canyouholdforonesecondplease(ToJoey)What!Joey:Whenyou’reoffthephone,doyouwannagetapizzaChandler:(onphone)Hi!I’mback(Goestohangupthephone)Yeah,thatsoundsgreat(Listens)OkayWell,we’lldoitthen(Listens)Okay,byebye(HehangsupthephoneandturnsaroundtoseeJoeystandingclosetohimandscreams)Joey:Heylisten,sowhen’swhen’smyauditionImeanIknowit’sThursday,butwhattime(Monicaenters)Chandler:HiMonica:Hey!Chandler:(ToJoey)Wedidn’tgettotheauditionI’mgonnatakehertocoffeeandthenwe’lldoitthenJoey:Ahha!Monica:Wow!So,nowyou’regoingonadatewiththisgirlChandler:Honey,itisnotadate!Ihaven’ttalkedtoherintenyears!Youcan’tjustcallupsomebodyyouhaven’ttalkedtointenyearsandaskthemforafavorTherearerules,y’knowYougotta,yougottoputinsometimeMonica:You’reright,I’msorryIt’snotlikeyou’rey’know,goingoutwithanexgirlfriendChandler:No,weonlywentoutonceMonica:Youdatedher!Chandler:Notonce!Monica:Allright,wellwhydon’tIgooutwithanexboyfriendanddoJoeyafavor!Joey:Hey,youwannadoJoeyafavor,maybeyougooutwithJoey(HeturnsaroundtoseeChandlerglaringathim)Scene:CentralPerk,ChandlerishavingcoffeewithDanaChandler:(laughs)Ohthat’sgreat,myfriendJoey’sinthemoviebusinessDana:Y’knowwhoIranintofromschoolHowieChandler:(giggles)Myfriend’snameisJoeyDana:ApparentlyHowie’seditingnowYeah,hehehecallsmeupandasksmeifhecaneditmynewmovieCanyoubelievethat!Y’knowIIIhaven’tspokentohiminliketenyearsandheasksmeforafavor!Chandler:Yeah,I’vealwayshatedthatHowieDana:No,no"Howyoudoing"Man,Imeannotevenacupofcoffeefirst!Chandler:ThenervehuhDana:Yeah!Chandler:RefillScene:MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisabouttodebutHotelMonica(formerlyknownasRachel’sRoom)toPhoebeandRachelMonica:Now,thisislastminutesoIwanttoapologizeforthemessOkay(TheywalkintoacompletelyredecoratedandrepaintedroomAndofcourse,theroomisimmaculateOnlyanobsessivecompulsivelikeMonicacouldfindfaultwiththeroom)Rachel:OhmyGod!Itsuredidn’tlookthiswaywhenIlivedhereMonica:Iknow!Nowlook,there’sonlyoneproblemthoughThere’sonlyroomforone,soIguessoneofyouwillhavetostayatJoey’sPhoebe:Well,sincethefirewaskindamyfaultIguess(ToRachel)youshouldgettostayhereRachel:Hey!Heyhey,nowthiswasnoone’sfaultPheebsOkayItwasanaccidentPhoebe:Wellno,itwasmyfaultsoyoushouldgettheniceroomRachel:Okay!(Shejumpsonthebed)Monica:SoRach!You’rethefirstguestatHotelMonica!Umm,you’lljusthavetotellmehowyoulikeyoureggsinthemorningAndIthoughtIwouldbringthemtoyou,y’know,inbedOh,youhavebeenthroughsomuchRachel:IhaveScene:Joey'sapartment,JoeyisshowingPhoebearoundJoey:ThisrighthereiswhereIkeepthepizza(Hepointstothechair)Anduhthat’swherethenapkinis(Pointstothefloornexttothechair)Phoebe:What’sthatsmellJoey:Iknow!(Shrugshisshoulders)Scene:Astreet,RossiswalkingwithElizabethontheirdateElizabeth:Ohplease!Itwassuchabigclass!Youneverevennoticedme!Ross:WhatOfcourseIdid!Youuh,yousatnexttoSleepySleepersonElizabeth:WhoRoss:Ohuh,Ihadtroublerememberingeveryone’sname,soIIkindacameupwithnicknamesLiketheguyontheothersideofyouwasSmellyvonBrownshirtElizabeth:OhyeahSoumm,didyouhaveanicknameformeRoss:Umm,noNoElizabeth:Yesyoudid!WhatwasitRoss:Umm,it’sCutieMcPrettyElizabeth:Ohhthat’ssosweet!Ross:Listen,Igottatellya,II’mhavingagreattime!Y’knowhowbeforeyousaiditmightbeweird,thewholestudentteacherthing,andtobefrankIthoughtitwouldbetoo,butit’snotImeanit’snotatallBurt:(exitingfromarestaurant)DrGeller!Ross:(pushingElizabethintoadoorway)Burt!Scene:PhoebeandRachel's,PhoebeandRachelarecleaningupthemessPhoebe:SodidyousleepwelllastnightRachel:IdidPhoebe:YeahRachel:Idid,MonicawassosweetsheleftalittlemintonmypillowPhoebe:Y’knowwhatJoeyleftonmypillowRachel:WhatPhoebe:Gum!Fireman#:Well,wedeterminedthecauseofthefirePhoebe:YeahIknow,itwasmycandleMycandle!Fireman#:No,therewasanapplianceleftoninthebathroomIt’slookslikeacurlingironPhoebe:Idon’tuseacurlingironFireman#:Wellsomeonedoes(PhoebelooksatRachel)Rachel:Well,don’tlookatme!Myhair’sstraight!Straight!Straight!Straight!Fireman#:Itcould’vebeenahairstraightenerRachel:OhScene:Joey'sapartment,JoeyisnowshowingRachelaroundJoey:ThisiswhereIkeepthepizza(It’sthesamelocationasbefore)AndHey!Wheredidthenapkingo!(Thenapkinisnotinit’sspot)CommercialBreakScene:MonicaandChandler's,PhoebeisreadingandMonicarunsoverandturnsonthelampbehindPhoebeMonica:Nowthereyougo!Iwouldn’twantmybestguesttostrainhereyes!Phoebe:ThanksMonica!Monica:DoesthatsmellbotheryouPhoebe:WhatthesmellfromJoey’sNo,IcanhardlysmellitoverhereMonica:Wellyouletmeknowifyoucan,becausey’knowIcanbakeapietocoveritPhoebe:Icansmellitalittle,bakethepieMonica:Okay!Phoebe:Okay(ThephoneringsandMonicaanswersit)Monica:Hello(Listens)Ohyes,oneminuteplease(ToPhoebe)It’sforyouIt’sthefireinspectorPhoebe:Oh!(Takesthephone)Hello(Listens)YeahthisisPhoebe(Listens)Really!CuttoJoey’s,he’sonthephoneJoey:(inafunnyvoice)Yeah,soitturnsoutthatitwasn’tthehairstraightenerthatstartedthefire(Rachelpromptshimonwhattosaynext)Nono,itwasthecandlesIt’sverynotgoodleavingcandlesunattendedInfact,oneofthefirstthingstheyteachyouinfireschoolis…(Phoebesuddenlyenters)Uhh…Uhh…OkayWell,Ihavetogonow(Phoebeleaves)Scene:Joey'sapartment,RossistellingMonicaandJoeyabouthisdatewithElizabethRoss:Wehadsuchagreattime!She’sshe’sincredible!Ithoughtthetheagedifferencemightbeaproblem,butitwasn’tItwasn’tatallElizabethisverymatureforherage(Joeymakestheinternationalsignforbigboobies)(ToMonica)Aconceptlostonsomepeople!Monica:Soit’sokaytodateastudentRoss:Well,notreallyImeantechnicallyit’sit’snotagainsttherulesoranything,butitisfrowneduponEspeciallybythatprofessorweranintolastnight,JudgeyvonHolierthanthouMonica:WellRoss,youbecarefulnowYoudon’twanttogetareputationasy’knowProfessorMcNailshisstudentsRoss:YeahWhatwhatshouldIdoJoey:WellRoss,itseemsprettyclearImeanwhat’smoreimportantWhatpeoplethinkorhowyoufeel,huhRoss,yougottafollowyourheartMonica:Joeythatissosweet(HeturnshisbacktoMonicaanddoestheinternationalsignforbigboobiesagain)Chandler:(entering)HeyJoey:Heyheyhey!So,howdiditgowithDanaAnyreasonIshouldleaveablockoftimeopensayThursdayChandler:Icouldn’tdoitJoey:Youcouldn’tdoit!Chandler:Hey,relaxIjustneedmoretimeWe’regoingtodinnertonightMonica:What!You’regoingoutwithheragain!Ross:GoingoutwithwhoChandler:Uh,DanaKeystonefromcollegeRoss:Ohyeah!Wasn’tsheuh…(Doestheinternationalsignforbigboobies)Chandler:No,thatwasDanaCaplinTheGuys:Ohhhh!(Theyalllookupinamomentofreflection)Monica:Joey!Youdidn’tevenknowher!Joey:Ahwhatever!Scene:ARestaurant,ChandlerishavingdinnerwithDanaChandler:Greatstoryagain!Theyarnsthatyouweave!Woohoohoo!Dana:Y’knowuh,actuallyIIIshouldgetgoingChandler:Ohnonono!Stay!Stay!Becauseyouyoushouldyouyouyoushouldstay!Dana:WowOh,Iamreallyflattered,butIjustIdon’tfeelthatwayaboutyouChandler:Ohnonono,that’snotNonono!Dana:I’msorryChandler,y’knowyouaresuchasweetguyandI,Idon’twanttohurtyouOh,IwishtherewassomethingIcandotomakeyoufeelbetterChandler:NonoReally!Dana:Ofcourse!Chandler:(breakingup)Well,itjusthurtssobadIuh…Dana:Ohh,I’msorryChandler:WellmaybethereisonethingyoucandoDana:What!Anything!Anything!Chandler:Well,Iumm,Imeanthisisjustoffthetopofmyheadnow,ummbutIhavethisfriendThisactorfriendandhewouldkillmeifhethoughtIwasdoingthisumm,butummwoulditbepossibleforhimtogetanauditionforyourmoviesayonThursdayDana:Absolutely!ButyouyouwouldreallyfeelbetteraboutmerejectingyouifyouractorfriendcanauditionformymovieChandler:Well,theheartwantswhatitwantsI’llseeyoulater(Herunsoffandleavesherwiththebill,whichthewaiterpromptlydelivers)Scene:HotelMonica,PhoebeisonthebedplayingherguitarasMonicaentersMonica:Hey!How’sitgoin’Phoebe:Well,notmuchhaschangedinthelastfiveminutesMonica:Yesithas!Imadecookies!Phoebe:Ohthat’sallrightI’mstillfullfromyourhomemadepotatochipsMonica:Butyoushouldeatthemnowbecausethey’rehotfromtheovenPhoebe:Okay(Reachesforone)Monica:(pullingtheplateback)Ohho!Butnotinhere!Can’teat‘eminbed,rememberNocrumbies!Phoebe:(grittingherteeth)Okay,I’llbeoutinasecondMonica:Okay!(MonicaleavesandPhoebeclosesthedoorbehindherandtriestolockit)Monica:(openingthedoor)WhatareyoudoingPhoebe:Thatdoesn’tlockdoesitScene:Joey'sapartment,JoeyandRachelareeatingspaghettiinthelivingroomwhilewatchingTVandRacheldropssomeonthefloorRachel:Oh,Joey!Sorry!Joey:Nothat’sallrightDon’tworryaboutitRachel:Ohbutlook!That’sgonnaleaveastain!Joey:Rach!Hey!It’sfine!You’reatJoey’s!Rachel:ReallyJoey:Yeah!Look!(Hethrowssomeofhisspaghettionthefloor)Rachel:I’veneverlivedlikethisbeforeJoey:Iknow(Rachelthrowssomeofhersdown)Joey:Allright,don’twasteit,Imeanitsstillfood(Hepicksitupandeatsit)Scene:CentralPerk,RossandElizabetharedecidingwhattodoontheirseconddateRoss:WhatdoyouwanttodonowHuhYouwannagogetadrinkElizabeth:Uhh,Ican’tRoss:Oh,youhavesomestudyingtodoElizabeth:No,IhavesometurningtodoRoss:Y’knowIrememberwhenuh,whenIwasincollege,weusedto…(Heseessomeofhiscolleaguesenterandputshisheadonherlap)Elizabeth:WhatareyoudoingRoss:Nothing,I’mI’mjust,I’msocomfortablewithyou!Elizabeth:DoyounotwanttobeseenwithmeRoss:WhatNo!Ofcourse,ofcourseIdo!ArearetheygoneElizabeth:Uhno,they’restillherebutIthinkI’mabouttoleaveRoss:What!No!No!Wait!You’reright,thisisstupidWhocareswhatpeoplethinkImean,ImeanwelikeeachotherrightThere’snothingwrongwiththatComeon(Theygetupandgoovertothetablewherehiscolleaguesaresitting)BurtLydiaMelThisisElizabethElizabeth:Hi!Lydia:Aren’tyouinmyPopularCultureclassRoss:That’srightLydia,Elizabethhereisastudentanduh,we’redatingAndyoumayfrownuponthat,butwe’renotgonnahideitanymoreMel:YouaresofiredRoss:WhatBurt:They’regonnafireyou!Youcan’tdateastudent!It’sagainsttherulesRoss:ReallyItsnotjustfrowneduponScene:Joey'sapartment,JoeyandRachelarethrowinghugespitballsattheentertainmentcenterRachel:IloveitatJoey’s!Joey:Hey,hereyougo(Handsheranotherone)Chandler:(entering,seesRachel’sthrow)Nihiice!Rachel:Thanks!Chandler:(ToJoey)So,youbusyThursdayJoey:Oh,veryfunnyIdon’tknowifyouremember,butmyauditionwassupposedtobeThursday(Chandlerdoesn’tsayanythinguntilJoeyfiguresitout)Yougotmetheaudition!Let’shugitup!(Theyhug)Chandler:OkayOkay(Joeyputshimdown)WhatareyougonnadotomeifyougetthepartPhoebe:(entering)Hey!Hi!Rachel:Hi!Phoebe:(ToRachel)Listenumm,yeahokay,Ineedtotalktoyou!Rachel:UhhuhPhoebe:NowIknowthattheysaidthattheumm,thehairstraightenerstartedthefirebutIthinkI’mpartlyatfaultYousee,Ididn’t,Ididn’ttellyoubutumm,butIIhadrecentlyrefilledthetissuesandsoy’knowlet’sjustfaceit,that’sjustkindling!SoIthinkit’sbetterthatIstayatJoey’sRachel:No,nononoPhoebe,thiswasmyfaultandbesidesy’knowwhatI’mfineherePhoebe:OkayOhumm,Chandler,MonicaislookingforyouChandler:ReallyPhoebe:YeahshesaidsomethingaboutcrumbiesChandler:No!No!No!Iwassocareful!(Runsout)Phoebe:(ToRachel)Okay,youhavetoswitchwithme!Monicaisdrivingmecrazy!Joey:That’sright,alltheladieswanttostayatJoey’sRachel:No!No!Phoebe,comeon!Idon’twanttoswitch!Pleasecomeon!Icanthrowwetpapertowelshere!Phoebe:NobutatMonica’syoucaneatcookiesoverthesink!Rachel:IknowI’msorryPhoebe:Allrightfine!Thislookslikesomuchfun(Examiningthebowlofwetpapertowels)Joey:YeahPhoebe:God,whatamess(ShegrabsthebowlandheadsforMonica’s)Scene:Ross'sapartment,RossislookingathishandbookElizabethisalsothereRoss:Wow!ItactuallyisinthehandbookIcan’tdateyouorhaveahotplateinmyofficeIcan’tbelievewehavetostopseeingeachotherElizabeth:Forwhatit’sworthIdidappreciateyoustandingupformeItfeltreallyniceItkindamademelikeyouevenmoreRoss:Iknow,IknowIreallylikeyoutooButwewecan’tdateIt’sagainsttherulesIt’sforbiddenElizabeth:Wow!Ross:WhatElizabeth:Justhearingyoudescribeitasforbidden,it’sreallyhotRoss:ReallyElizabeth:YeahRoss:WellIIIdon’tcarehowhotitisit’sit’suh,it’swrongElizabeth:Stopit!(Shestartstogetallworkedup)Ross:(feelingittoo)No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