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616 The One That Could Have Been

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简介:本文档为《616 The One That Could Have Beendoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneThatCouldHaveBeen{Transcriber’sNote:ThisiswherePartIIbegins,whichmeansthisisnowepisode}Scene:RossandCarol's,CarolisworkingonsomethingatthetableandRossisreadinganewspaperonthecouchRoss:Sohoneythisuh,thisthreesomethingumm,Imeanhowhowareyougonnastarttofind…Carol:Ooh,actuallyI’vebeenmakingalistofallthewomenIknowwhomightbeintodoingthis!Ross:Oh(Hetakesthenotepadshewasusingandlooksatit)Wow!(Flipstoanotherpage)Huh(Flipsanotherpage)Boy!(Flipsanotherpage)Well,someone’sbeendoingtheirhomework(Flipstwomorepages)Carol:YeahOoh,andIknowGailRostenisintheretwice,butsheisso…Ross:Oh,Iknow(Laughs)Y’know,justjusttalkingaboutitisgettingmekinda…Carol:Oh,metooRoss:YeahWell,IIthinkBen’sasleepCarol:Ohumm,y’knowIthinkitwouldbebetterifwejustsaveitRoss:YeahRightSaveitIcandothat(Getsupanddoesalittlekaratay)Scene:Thehospital,ChandlerandMonicaaretherewithPhoebeasRossentersRoss:Hey,Pheebs!Phoebe:HeyRoss:Hey,how’sitgoingPhoebe:Well,I’vegottogetoutofthisbed,I’mgoingcrazyhereCrazy!Monica:(handingheracup)HereyougosweetiePhoebe:Whatthehellisthis,herbalteaIhateherbaltea!Monica:But,Iputsomehoneyinit(PhoebemockswhatMonicajustsaidRosspullsChandleraside)Ross:Shedoesn’tknowshewasfiredyet,doessheChandler:No,thedoctorssayitmaykillherPhoebe:Whatareyoutwogirlswhisperingaboutoverthere!Chandler:(ToRoss)ButIthinkweshouldtellherRoss:HeyPheebs,maybethiswholeheartattackthingisasign,thatthatyoushouldstartthinkaboutgettingadifferentjobPhoebe:Okay,whatisthisAstupidcontestBecausewegotawinnerhere!(PointsatRoss)Chandler:ListenPhoebe,he’srightPeoplearenotsupposedtohaveheartattacksatPhoebe:Iknow!ButifIdidn’tworkthere,whatelsewouldIdoMonica:Well,youusedtolikeplayingtheguitarPhoebe:Yeahthatwaslucrative!Smartlikeyourbrother!Chandler:Uh,whatabouty’knowthemassagethingThatnevergaveyouaheartattackPhoebe:Hmm,pullinginasalaryinthehighsixfiguresorrubbinggrossnakedpeopleforchumpchangeooh,whatdoIdo!WhatwillIdo!Scene:Joey'sapartment,(TheonehehadwhenhewasDrDrakeRemoray,becausehestillis)RachelisthereandadmiringthebigceramicfakedogRachel:Ohh,Imeanit’sjustsorealistic!Joey:Iknow(JoeyissittinginthistallchairthatismadeupofballsonpollsYou’llhavetoseeittoknowwhatImean)Yeah,hisnameisPatRachel:PatthedogOh!Oh!Igetit!!(Laughsandfinishesherdrink)Joey:(climbingdownfromhischair)Doyouuh,doyoureadyforarefillRachel:Oh,Iprobablyshouldn’tsoIwill!(JoeystartsmakingherrefillandRachelnoticesthatrainthingJoeyhas)Oh!Wow!It’slikeit’sraining!Joey:Prettycool,huhButifyou’rethinkingyoucanputafishinthereanditwouldn’tgetsuckedupintothemechanism,wellyou’dbewrongRachel:Umm,canIuseyourbathroomJoey:It’suh,rightthroughthere(Points)Rachel:Okay(Startstogo)Gody’know,ifsomeonetoldmeaweekagothatIwouldbepeeinginJoeyTribbiani’sapartment…Joey:Yeah,life’sprettygreatisn’titRachel:Yeah,itsureis!Scene:MonicaandPhoebe's,Monicaispouringwineforherboyfriend,DrRogerMonica:Ihopeyou’rehungry,we’restartingwithoystersAndy’knowwhattheysayaboutoysters,don’tyouDrRoger:TheyhaveparasitesMonica:No!Ummwell,somepeoplesaythatOystersareanaphrodisiacDrRoger:WhatpeopleMonica:People!Peoplesayit!Comehere!(Shegrabshimandkisseshim)DrRoger:Sooysters,huhMonica:Andthenwe’regonnahavealittleMiddleEasterncouscousSomethingwecaneat,withourhandsDrRoger:Y’know,it’sfunny,butwhenwewerestudyingcommunicablediseases…Monica:Nonono,no!It’ssensual!DrRoger:Ohh!Didn’tknow!Okay!Monica:Okay!(Theykissagainandhisbeepergoesoff)Ohhhno!DrRoger:I’msorrysweetie,it’sthehospitalThefoodlooksgreat,maybesavemesomeMonica:Ican’tpromiseanything(Shestartstodigin)Scene:RossandCarol's,RossandCarolarewaitinganxiouslyfortheirnewpartnertoarriveRoss:We’rereallygonnadothis,huhCarol:LookslikeitRoss:Y’know,if,ifthisistooweirdforyou,wecanstillbackoutat…(Aknockonthedoorinterruptshim)Carol:(jumpinguptogetit)Igotit!Ross:OkayCarol:(openingthedoor)Susan!Hi!(Who’dyouthinkitwasgonnabe)Susan:Hey!(Theyhug)Carol:ThankyousomuchforcomingSusan:Oh,Iwouldn’tmissitfortheworld(Theystartmovingtowardsthebedroom,nevertakingtheireyesoffeachotherTheymovepastRossandstop)Ross:I’mI’mRossbythewaySusan:(nottakinghereyesoffCarol)HelloRoss(Takesoffhercoatandhandsittohim)Ilovewhatyou’vedonewiththisspaceCarol:Thankyousomuch(TheydisappearintothebedroomleavingRossstandinginthelivingroomholdingSusan’scoat)Ross:Howhotisthis!Scene:MonicaandPhoebe's,ChandlerandMonicaareeatingMonica’sdinnerChandler:I’msorryyou’reherewithmeinsteadofRogerMonica:Yeah,metooChandler:Well,Icouldmakeitseemlikehe’shere(Imitateshim)"Here’ssomelittleknownfactsaboutcouscousTheydidn’taddthesecondcousuntil"(Mumblessomethingfurther)Monica:Stopit!!That’snotfunny!!Chandler:OkayMonica:I’msorry,okayItjusttonightwassupposedtobey’know,itwassupposedtobeabigdealChandler:WhatwastonightMonica:Youdon’twanttoknowwhattonightwasChandler:Okay(Pause)WhatwastonightMonica:Well,tonightwaswasgoingtobemyfirsttimeChandler:WithRoger(Monicashylylooksaway)NotjustwithRoger!(Monicashrugs)OhmyGod!Monica:AllrightrelaxMrI’veHadSexFourTimes!Chandler:Fourdifferentwomen!I’vehadsexwaymoretimes!Monica:HowmanyChandler:NineMonica:IwasjustwaitingfortheperfectguyChandler:Wellgood,goodforyouYoureallythinkthatRogeristheperfectguyMonica:NoHe’snotahorribleguyChandler:Heythat’swhatItellgirlsaboutmeMonica:Chandler,I’mgonnadieavirgin!Chandler:Noyouarenot!YouaresweetandwonderfulandthisisgonnahappenforyouMonica:OhreallyWhenDoyouwannadoitwithmeChandler:Okay(Theybothrealizewhathejustsaid)Monica:IwaskiddingChandler:SowasIScene:Joey'sapartment,RachelisnowthreesheetstothewindandJoeyiswatchingherRachel:Joey,you’resuchanamazingactor!(Hesmiles)HowdoyouknowwhereDrDrakeRemorayleavesoffandJoeyTribbianibeginsJoey:Well,withDrDraketheyalwaystellmewhattosayAndwithJoey,IprettymuchhavetomakeituponmyownRachel:Wow!TellmesomethingJoey(Shefallsoffthecouch)Whoa!IjustfellrightoffthecouchthereJoey:YeahyoudidRachel:Okay(Sheclimbsbackontothecouch)Joey:HereyougoLetmeaskyouaquestionRachel:YeahJoey:WhenwasthelasttimesomeonetoldyoujusthowbeautifulyouareRachel:Wow!Ican’t,Ican’tfeelmyhandsJoey:Come,comehere(Hetakesherhandsinhisandkisseseachone,thenkissesheronthelipsWhenthebreakthekiss,RachelstartstogetnauseousandthrowupJoeybacksawayinhorror)Scene:MonicaandPhoebe's,continuedfromearlierMonicaandChandlerarestilldiscussingthepreviousquestionChandler:Wecan’tdothisMonica:No!(Theybothlaugh)OysterChandler:Yeah!(Takesit)Ifififwediddothistherewouldbealotofpressureonme,y’knowBecauseyou’vebeenwaitingaverylongtimeandIwouldn’twanttodisappointyouMonica:YeahbutseeIhavenothingtocompareittooSoevenifyou’rehorrible,howwouldIknowChandler:IdolikethatMonica:It’sharderforme!Ihavethosefourotherwomentocompetewith!Chandler:Well,ifithelpstherewereonlythreeSoitwouldjustbefortonight,rightMonica:Absolutely!Itwouldjustbeonefriend(PointsatChandler)helpingoutanotherfriend(Pointsatherself)Chandler:Stopit!We’redoingthis!Let’sdoit!Monica:Noo!!Okay!!Chandler:Okay!(Theybothgetup)Monica:Umm,doyouhaveanyuhh,movesChandler:IhavesomemovesMonica:Ihavenomoves(Hemovesintokissherandshelaughsandbacksaway)Okay,whatchadoin’there!(Giggles)Ohy’knowwhatI’msorry,thisisjusttooweirdChandler:Yeah,let’sjustforgetitMonica:WhatifIturnoutthelights(Runstoshutthemoff)Chandler:Okay!(SheturnsoutthelightsandinthedarkenedroomChandlerstartstomoan)Chandler:OhyeahMonica:ChandlerChandler:(sexily)YeahMonica:That’sthecouchCommercialBreakScene:Monica’sbedroom,shehasjustlostherflowertoChandlerChandler:OhmyGod!Monica:Iknow!I’lltellyousomething,wearegonnadothatagain!Chandler:Oh,okay!(Herollsovertodothatagain)Scene:Joey'sapartment,thenextmorning,RachelispassedoutonthecouchJoey:(entering)Morning!Rachel:(wakesupsuddenlyandrealizeswheresheis)OhrightJoey:YeahRachel:(groans)OhGodOhIcan’tbelieveJoeyTribbianiheardmethrowup!Joey:WellheactuallysawyoualittlebittooRachel:Noo!OhGodwedidwedidn’t,wedidn’tuhh…Joey:No!No!No,notafterseeingthatRachel:GodI’mjustahorriblepersonJoey:WhwhyRachel:BecauseI’mmarriedThat’sright,Iamamarriedwoman!AndIcametoaTVstar’sapartmenttohaveanaffair!Uck!Joey:That’sridiculous!I’mnota"Star,"justaregularfamousactorRachel:YeahandI’mahorrible,horriblepersonJoey:Rachel,wouldyoustopsayingthat!Heyheylook,rememberontheshowwhenwhenCapricewasdyingandshegaveme…Rachel:Theringfromthecave,yeahJoey:Wow!Uhokay,welluh…(Hegetsup,opensadrawer,andpullsoutthering)Rachel:(seeingtheringandgasping)OhmyGod,theyletyoukeepthatstuff!Joey:Sure!Aslongastheydon’tfindoutyoucankeepwhateveryouwant!AndIwantyoutohaveitRachel:No!Nonono…Joey:Yes!Yes!!Andeverytimeyoulookatit,IwantyoutorememberthatyouareagoodpersonOkay,you’vehadthechancetocheat,andwithme,butyoudidn’tAndthat’swhatthisringstandsforRachel:ButIthoughtthatringstoodforCaprice’sundyingloveforherbrotherJoey:Look,doyouwanttheringornot!Rachel:Yeah!Scene:Phoebe’shospitalroom,JoeyandRossenterasPhoebecomesoutofthebathroomwearingherrobeRoss:Hey!Joey:Hey!Ross:Lookatyou!You’reup!Joey:Allright!Phoebe:IthoughtI’dtrytotakeawalkWouldyoupourmesomewaterI’llbebacksoonJoey:Whoawhoawhoa!You’renotgonnausethepayphonetocallwork,areyaPhoebe:NoI’velearnedmylesson(Shegoesoutintothehallandwhenshe’sthereandthedoorisclosedsheripsoffherrobetorevealherworkclothes)Phoebe:Let’sgo!Comeon!Moveit!(Grabshercoat)Comeon!(Toanoldmanwho’sholdinghershoesandbriefcase)Shoes!Briefcase!(Takesthemboth)ThanksLou,goodluckwiththegallbladder(Sheleaves)Cutbacktoherroom,JoeyandRossaresittingtherewaitingforherRoss:HeyJoedid…DidyoueverhaveathreesomeJoey:(notquitesureofhowtoanswerthat)Welluh,lookRossIuh,IthinkCarol’sgreatandI’msureyou’reaveryattractiveman,butI…Ross:No!ThereasonI’maskingisthat…IsortahadonelastnightJoey:YouRoss:Yeah!Joey:Wow!Ross:Yeah!Joey:Allright!So,wasitamazingRoss:Itwas,itwasokayJoey:JustokayDidyoudoitright!Ross:Look,it’sjustdid,didyouevergotoapartyandthink,"WouldreallyanyonemissmeifIweren’there"Joey:HuhButstillRoss,you’reworstdaywithtwowomen,prettymuchbetterthananyotherday!Y’knowwhatImeanRoss:Ohoh,absolutely!(Theybothlaugh)Ross:It’sjust,mypartseemedtobeoverprettyquicklyandthen,andthentherewasalotofwaitingaroundJoey:Butyougottobewithbothofthem,rightRoss:NotnotreallyThththerewasjustCarolJoey:NottheotheroneRoss:No,shekeptkickingmeaway!Joey:Yeah,youdon’twantthatRoss:No!Joey:Wellhey,atleastyougottoseealotofstuff,rightRoss:OhIalotofstuff!Joey:YougotalittleboredRoss:AlittleYeahImadeasnackJoey:YeahWhatdidyahaveRoss:JustasandwichTurkey,alittlemustard…Joey:SoundsgoodRoss:Itreallywas!Scene:MonicaandPhoebe's,MonicaismakingasandwichasChandlerentersChandler:Hey!Monica:Hey!Chandler:LetmetellyouaboutthischickIscoredwithlastnight!Ohnowaitaminutethatwasyou!Monica:Hey,checkmeout,I’maslut!Chandler:Soyouuh,wanttodosomethingtonightMonica:OhIcan’tDrRogeriscomingoveragainChandler:OhOhright!Right!Becauseyou’restillseeinghimanduh,he’sagoodguyImean,Irememberatimewhen…(Hefakesfallingasleep)Monica:AreyouokayChandler:Yeah!Totally!Totally,andyouMonica:Great!It’ssoamazing!Imean,lasttimeDrRogercameover,Iwassonervous,butthenafterbeingwithyouI’malllike,"Canthedoctorseemenow"Chandler:IbethecanMonica:Y’know,Idon’thaveanappointment,butIsurecoulduseaphysical(Helaughshalfheartedly)Areyousureyou’reokayChandler:Ohyeah!Yeah!Don’tworryaboutme,I’llbefine!(Doesakarataymove)Scene:RachelandBarry’sbedroom,RachelisreturningfromherdisastrousattemptatanaffairtofindthatBarrywasmuch,muchmoresuccessfulwithhisRachel:Ohh!MyGod!Barry!!Barry:Youyouyousaidyouweregonnabeawayallweekend!Rachel:Ohthat’sright!I’msorry!IIamearly!Finish!Please!!Scene:Phoebe’soffice,sheisarrivingwithouttheknowledgethatshe’sbeenfiredPhoebe:Surprise!Lookwho’sback!Arthur:HeyPheebs!Phoebe:Hey!Arthur:(Toanothercoworker)Callsecurity(ToPhoebe)Pheebs,didn’tyougetfiredPhoebe:Uh,Idon’tthinkso!Jack:PhoebePhoebe:Jack!!Hey!Jack:WhatareyoudoingherePhoebe:Allbetter!Backtowork!ExceptthisclownfromresearchtoldmeIwasfiredHeshoulddohisresearch,huhJack:Well,youwerefiredPhoebe:Nuuh!Jack:ItoldthatguywhoansweredyourphonePhoebe:Oh,okayIdidn’tgetthatmessageSothisdoesn’tcountAnyway,I’llbeinmyofficeJack:Uh,Phoebeyouyoudon’thaveanofficePhoebe:That’sallright,I’llworkhereThisisgoo,nexttothisplant(Shepicksaplaceinthelobbynexttoaplant)Jack:(approachesher)Phoebe,listen…Phoebe:You’reinmyoffice!Look,Ihavemadealotofcashforthiscompany!OkayIamtalkingbigbucks!Pesos!Yen!Rubles!Youmakeonelittlemistake…Jack:YoulostmilliondollarsPhoebe:Oh,sothisisallaboutmoney!Y’knowit’sbadenoughthatOw!Oh,youhavegottobekidding!Jack:AreyouallrightPhoebe:I’mhavinganotherheartattack!Jack:What!Phoebe:I’mhavinganotherheartattack!!Call!!Jack:Takeiteasy(Sitsherdown)Phoebe:(toArthur,he’stheguycalling)Dumbass!Woman:HeyPheebs!How’sitgoing!Phoebe:Well,theyfiredmeandI’mhavingheartattackWoman:Wow!Well,welcomeback!Phoebe:YeahScene:CentralPerk,RossisthereasRachelstormsinRachel:HiRoss!Ross:HeyRachelRachel:IsJoeyTribbianihereRoss:Umm,noRachel:Well,ifyouseehim,willyoupleasetellhimthatI’mlookingforhimandthatthisIamnotgonnathrowup!Ross:Thatthat’salwaysgoodnewsAreyouokayRachel:MeI’mgreat!I’mfine!I’msooogood!!But,youknowwho’snotgreat!Men!You’reamanrightRoss!Ross:YeahRachel:Sitdown!Ross:Okay(Hedoesso)Rachel:Letmeuh,letmeaskyousomething,doweddingvowsmeansquattoyoupeople!Andwhyisitthatthesecondwetellyouwe’regoingoutoftown,bamnthereyouareinbedwiththeneighbor’sdogwalker!Ross:We’resorryRachel:Noseriously!Seriously!WhathashappenedtothesanctityofmarriageRoss:Didn’tyouspendlastnightatJoey’sRachel:Awwhatareyou!AdetectiveRoss:LookIIdon’tknowwhat’sgoingonwithyouandyourhusbandandwhatishopefullyanadultdogwalker,lookcanIjustsaynotallmenarelikethatRachel:Oh(Doesn’tbelieveit)Ross:Hey!Therearesomemenwhowilldowhateverittakestomaketheirmarriagework!OkayTherearesomemenwhowillstandbyandandwatchastheirwivesengageininwhatonlycanbedescribedasatwosomewithsomesomewomanshebarelyknowsfromthegym!Rachel:WhoarethesemenRoss:MenIguyIknowRachel:Well,youmightwanttotellhimitsoundslikehiswifeis(whispers)gayRoss:Sheisnot…(Realizes)She’sgayOhmyGodSheissogay!Ican’tbelievethisRachel:GooddayformarriedpeoplehuhRoss:I’msorryyourhusbandcheatedonyouRachel:I’msorryyourwifeisgayIguesswomenaren’tthatgreateitherRoss:TrytellingmywifethatScene:MonicaandPhoebe's,MonicaisblowingoutacandleasChandlerentersChandler:(stickinghisheadinthedoor)OkaytocomeinMonica:Yeah,comeon,eat,whateveryouwantDrRogergotbeepedagainChandler:YeahIknow,guesswhobeepedhimMonica:What!Chandler:I’mtherupturedspleen(Laughs)Monica:WhywouldyoudothatChandler:Becauseyoushouldn’tbewithhim(Pause)YoushouldbewithmeMonica:ReallyChandler:Yeah!WhenyouweretalkingaboutRoger,thatwaskillingme!Look,thingslikelastnighttheydon’tjusthappenY’knowOratleastnottomeOrwiththeothertwowomen,inthemorningy’knowIwasjustlyingthereandIcouldn’twaittojustgohangoutwithmyfriends,butwithyouIalwaysy’knowwithafriendMonica:Chandler!Chandler:Iknowyouprobablydon’twanttogooutwithme,y’knowbecauseImaketoomanyjokesandI’veneverbeeninaseriousrelationshipandIguessI’mnottechnicallya"doctor…"(Monicarunsoverandkisseshim)Monica:Therewasjustonewoman,wasn’tthereChandler:No,thereweretwoMonica:IncludingmeChandler:OhyeahEndingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,PhoebeissinginganewsongastheganglooksonPhoebe:(singing)Itonlytakestwoheartattackstofinallymakeyousee…Oneofthemwon’tdoit,butthesecondonewillsetyoufree…Tellallyourhateandanger,it’stimetosaygoodbye…AndthatisjustwhatIwilldo,soonasthosebastardsIworkfordie!La,lalala,lalalala,lalala,lalala……End假想篇外篇(下集)宝贝关于三人行的事你准备怎么约人呢我列了张表把准备约的女人都列出来了哇天啊!有人真没少做功课我知道葛尔拉丝藤出现了两次但她实在太辣了光嘴上说说已经让我蠢蠢欲动我也是班睡着了我认为我们应该留到下次一块做好的留着嘿菲比!嘿嘿恢复得怎样?我得下床让人发疯!喝点这个甜心这是什么鬼东西中草药?我讨厌中草药!但我有放糖她还不知道她被解雇了?医生说这会要她的命的你们两个妞在那边嘀咕什么呢!我想告诉她太逼真了!我知道。他名叫帕特(拍拍)拍拍狗狗哦!我懂你的幽默!你要再加满吗?好象不能再喝了满上!!哇好象下雨一样!很酷吧?但如果你想放鱼进去你就错了能上一下洗手间吗?请便天啊一星期前要是有人告诉我我会在乔伊崔比昂尼的公寓里尿尿生命够奇妙吧是啊!你饿了吧头盘上牡蛎你听说过关于牡蛎的传言吧?有寄生虫?不!有人说牡蛎可以壮阳谁说的有人!有人说的!过来!食牡蛎呃?之后来一些东方风味的蒸粗麦粉我们可以用手抓着吃这很有趣不过会传染疾病不!这很性感!哦!是吗好!好!别!对不起甜心医院找我。食物很棒能给我留点吗?难说!真做?好象是如果你觉得古怪我们可以取消来了!好苏删!嗨!嗨你来了我很高兴我说什么也不会错过顺便提一下我是罗斯哈罗罗斯感谢你所做的一切谢谢你好辣!很遗憾是我坐在这里而不是罗杰我也很遗憾我可以装成他"关于粗麦粉有一些鲜为人知的事实。在以前它们都叫做cous而不是couscous"别说了!!这不好笑!!好吧对不起好吗?本来今晚非同寻常的有什么不同?你没兴趣知道的好吧今晚怎么了?我的第一次和罗杰不只是和罗杰!天啊!别当真,先生!我做过四次!我和四个女人上过床!做过不知道多少次!多少次?九次我只是在等我的王子这不错。你认为罗杰是你的王子吗?不他还不坏啦嘿我通常跟女孩们这样形容我钱德我到死都是处女身了!不会的!你这么可爱这么棒你会遇到好男人的真的?几时?你会和我做吗?好我开玩笑我也是乔伊,你演技出神入化!你怎能分辨缀克医生和乔伊崔比昂尼的界限呢?缀克医生呢台词是现成的乔伊呢,我就得自己想台词哇!乔伊,我还想听听哇!我摔下沙发了没错好我问你个问题什么上次别人说你漂亮是什么时候哇!我手足无措过来不行别这样!吃点牡蛎好我压力大你等得太久我不想让你失望我没法比较。就算你不够强我又怎么知道?听来不错我才有压力呢我要和你那四个女人竞争!你别有压力其实只有三个。只限于今晚对吧?当然!只是朋友间的互相帮助而已还是算了说做就做!不!!来吧!来吧!你知道步骤?知道一些我不懂好你在干嘛?对不起这太奇怪了算了吧我们忘掉这事关灯怎么样?好!耶钱德?什么你摸的是沙发天啊!是啊!再做一次好不好?哦好!早上好!早上好恩哦想不到乔伊崔比昂尼竟看见我呕吐!看得还不少我们做了?没做吧?不!不!你呕吐没做成我是个坏女人怎么这么说我结过婚的。一个已婚女人!却跑到电视明星家乱来!这么讲不对!我不是什么明星只是一般的名演员而已对而我是个很差劲的女人瑞秋,别这么说!还记得电视里Caprice死前给我的洞里魔戒记得哇!好的天啊竟可以带出来!当然啦!只要不被发现想带走什么都可以!我想把它送给你不!不拿着吧!以后你每次看到它你就会记起自己是个好人。你本有外遇的机会……和我乱来但你克制住了。这就是戒指的含义可我本以为这戒指代表了Caprice对她哥哥至死不渝的爱你到底要不要?要!嘿!嘿!瞧瞧你下床了!没什么!我想走走。给我倒杯水我马上回来哇你想打电话给公司对吧?不我听话得很快!鞋!公事包!谢谢你卢先生祝福你的胆囊嘿乔你有过三人行的经验吗?罗斯卡萝很棒你也够吸引人但我不!我这么问是因为我昨晚有过类似经验你是啊!哇!没错!滋味如何?还可以啦只是可以而已你有没有做对?是这样你有没参加什么派对时会想如果我离席会不会有人挂念我呢?明白了。不过罗斯,和两个女人上床即使很糟也比其他任何一天都棒。你明白我意思?当然明白!只是我参与的时间似乎太短老让我干等但你和两个人都做了对吧?倒不是只和卡萝做了。另一个没上手?她老踢开我!这可不好受不好受!至少你大饱眼福了,对吧?大开眼界!你感觉有点无聊?有一点所以我去弄了点吃的你做什么了?一块三明治,火鸡和一点芥末听来很好吃是很美味!嘿!嘿!昨晚我和一个妞过夜了!哦那不就是你吗!嘿我成了个荡妇!今晚再做点什么好吗?今晚不行罗杰医生要来对啊你还跟他约会来着他人不错。我还记得有一次你还好?很好!你呢?好得不得了!以前见到罗杰医生我特紧张自从和你胡混过我跃跃欲试想立刻跟他见面他就快来了我没预约但我可用身体引诱他你确定没有不爽别担心我我好得很!哦!天啊巴利!是你说你周末不在的!我好抱歉!回来早了!请接着享受!惊喜吗!看谁回来了!嘿菲比!嘿叫保安。菲比你不是被解雇了?才没有!菲比杰克!!嘿!你还来干什么?我一康复就回来工作!调研科的这个小丑说我被炒了我看他没好好做功课。你的确被炒了不可能!那天我叫接电话的人转告你的反正我没听说过不算!我回办公室菲比你没办公室了没关系我就在这里工作。在植物旁边菲比,听好你侵犯我的领地!我给公司赚了那么多钱!比索!日圆!卢布!你开除我是愚蠢的你让我们蒙受万美金的损失不过是损失点钱罢了!我已经够惨的了……糟糕老天爷跟我开玩笑!你怎么了我心脏病复发!什么!我心脏病复发!快打求助!别急笨蛋!嘿菲比近来如何?我被解雇了而且心脏病复发哇!欢迎回来好吧嗨罗斯!嘿瑞秋乔伊崔比昂尼在吗?没在你看到他就转告他我在找他这次我不会呕吐了!你没事吧我很好!你知道谁不好?男人!你是个男人对吧罗斯!我是坐!好我来问问你。婚姻对男人是不是狗屁?为什么女人说要出城男人就在家乱搞?我们很抱歉婚姻的圣洁为何被践踏?你昨天在乔伊家过夜?你干什么的?侦探?我不知道你们两口子之间发生了什么我也不了解那个第三者但男人并非全是一路货色哦。有的男人不惜一切挽救婚姻甚至愿意眼巴巴看着老婆和她萍水相逢的女人上床这只能算两人行罢了你说的男人是?我认识的男人你告诉他他老婆大约是同志她才不是她是天啊!她太同志了!难以置信!今天真是婚姻地狱很遗憾你丈夫有外遇很遗憾你老婆是同志我想女人也不全都是好东西你去跟我老婆讲我能进来吗?请进随便吃。罗杰医生又被医院叫走了我知道你知道谁呼的他吗?什么!我就是那个脾破裂的病患你为什么这样做?因为我反对你同他在一起你应该和我交往说真的你提起罗杰的语气要了我的命昨晚那件事不能过了就算了至少对我意义重大你和其他两个女人不同和她们上床通常我都早起急着去见朋友但是你你就是我的朋友钱德!我知道你也许不太乐意同我交往我乱开玩笑从不认真谈恋爱我又不是医生你另外只有一个女人对吧?不两个包括我是的两次心脏病突发你就会转变一次还不足以警醒你两次就把自由还和仇恨与愤怒说再见我将要这么干等那些混蛋老板全完蛋!

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