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首页 602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel

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602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rac…

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简介:本文档为《602 The One Where Ross Hugs Racheldoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRossHugsRachelScene:CentralPerk,it’sthesamescenefromtheendoflastweek’sshowPhoebeandRachelaresittingonthecouchasRossentersRoss:Hey!Rachel:Hey,sodideverythinggookaywiththeannulmentRoss:Oh,yeah,noproblemsIt’salltakencareofRachel:Ross,thankyouHey,doyouguyswannagoseeamovieRoss:Ohyeah,whynotRachel:Okay,umm,I’mgonnagetmysweater(Walksaway)Ross:Okay(SitsdownnexttoPhoebe)Youuh,youwannahearsomethingweirdPhoebe:AlwaysRoss:Ididn’tgettheannulmentPhoebe:What!Ross:We’restillmarried!Don’ttellRachelSeeyoulater(HegetsupleavingPhoebeinshock)CuttooutsideCentralPerkRoss:(ToRachel)Hey,doyouhaveanygumRachel:OhYeah!Sure!Phoebe:(runningout)Wait!Wait!Hi!Listen,RosscanIjusttalktoyouforjustasecondRachel:OhbutPhoebe,we’regonnabelateforthemovie(Acabpullsup)Phoebe:Oh,there’sacab!Taxi!!(Thecabstopsandsheopensthedoor)Goodtiming,myGod,huhHereyougo(PushesRachelinandclosesthedoor)Rachel:Yeah,we’re,we’reactuallyjustgonnawalk‘causeit’srightupthereattheAngelicaPhoebe:Oh,theAngelica!!Go!Go!(Shebangsonthecab’sroofaheAngelica!Go!Go!(Bangsontheroofagainandofftheygo)Rachel:Noooooooo!!OpeningCredits{Transciber’snote:Incaseyou’rewondering,andIknowyouareTheirnamesareallbacktonormalJustinaslightlysmallerfontthanusualtoallowCourteneyCoxArquettetofitononelineandnotbesmallerthantherestoftheirnamesNow,onwiththeshow…}Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerandMonicaarecuddlingonthecouchChandler:Y’knowwhenwemoveintogether,canIgetagumballmachineMonica:Ofcourse!Joeywouldn’tletyouhaveoneChandler:NoWhenitcomestosweets,he’ssurprisinglystrictMonica:Hey,haveyoufiguredoutawaytotellhimyou’removingoutChandler:No,no,Ikeeptrying,y’knowIcangetout,"Joey,Ihavetoo…"butthenIlosemynerveandIalwaysfinishwith,"…gotothebathroom"HemaythinkI’msickMonica:Y’know,IreallyhavetotellRachel,butI…Wejusthavetogetitoverwith!Y’know,thenexttimeweseethemwe’rejustgonnatellthemOkayThat’sitChandler:Oh,sothat’sthisisgonnaworknowYou’rejustgonnaordermearoundallthetimeMonica:PrettymuchChandler:AllrightJoey:(entering)HeyMonica!Monica:Hi!Joey:(ToChandler) Heyman,youfeelinganybetter(Chandleranswershimwithsomegutturalsoundsthatonlyhecanmakeandthatnohumancantranscribe)Monica:Joey,wehavesomethingtotellyouJoey:OhmyGod!You’repregnant!Chandler:Nooo!(ToMonica)No(Shenodsno)Nooo!LookJoey,here’sthething,MonicaandIhavedecidedtolivetogether,hereSo,I’mgonnabemovingoutmanJoey:Wow!(Tearingup)Well,uh…Hey!I’mreallyhappyforyouguys!Congratulations!(KissesMonicaonthecheek)Seeyoulater(StartsforthedooronthevergeoftearsasMonicastopshim)Monica:Wait!Joey!Joey!Areyouokay!Joey:Yeah,Igottago!Igotanactingjob(Turnstowardsthedoor,pauses,andturnsback)Likeyou’dbelievethatThissucks!Chandler:Look,II’mjustgonnaberightacrossthehallandIpromiseyou,theminuteMonicaandIbreakupI’mmovingrightbackinwithyou!Joey:(ToMonica)Okay!Looklooklook,uh,ifyou’regonnabemovinginwithhimIfeelit’smyresponsibilitytotellyouthetruthabouthim!OkayHe’saterribleroommate!Terrible!Heuh,forgetstoumm…Ohohhealways,healwaysummOh,whoamIkidding!He’sthebestroommateever!(HugsChandler)Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisonthecouchasMonicaentersMonica:HeyPheebs!Phoebe:Hey!Monica:Hey,haveyouseenRachelPhoebe:No,whyMonica:Ihavesomeprettyexcitingnews!Phoebe:(gasps)You’repregnant!Monica:No!ChandlerandIaremovingintogether!Phoebe:Ooh!That’sgood!Wow!Butnowifyouwerepregnant,whatwouldyounameitHint:Phoebe(Rossreturnsfromgettingsomecoffee)Ross:Hey!Hi!Monica:Hey!Ross:What’supMonica:Wellumm,ChandlerandIaremovingintogetherRoss:OhmyGodOhh,mylittlesisterandmybestfriend…shakingupOh,that’sgreatThat’sgreat(Kissesandhugsher)Phoebe:Guys,I’mhappytooMonica:Okay,comehere!(Phoebejoinstheminthehug)Phoebe:Wow!BigdayhuhPeoplemovingin,peoplegettinganed…(WinksatRoss)Monica:Okay,IgottagofindRachelbutumm,ifyouguysseehercouldyoupleasetrytogivehersomereallybadnewssothatminedoesn’tseemsobad(Exits)Ross:ByePhoebe:Hmm,somethingbadtotellRachel…BadnewsforRachel,whatcouldthatbe!Ross:Couldyajust,couldyajustlayoff,pleaseAllrightMylifeisanembarrassment!Ishouldgoliveundersomebody’sstairs!Phoebe:Ross,it’snotthatbigadeal!Soyou’llbeendivorcedthreetimes,you’llstillhavealife,you’llgoondates…Ross:(interrupting)No!No,Iwon’t!I’llbeatthebottomofthedatingbarrelnowTheonlyguysbelowmewillbeFourDivorceGuyuh,MurdererGuy,andand,GeologistsPhoebe:Ross,you’rebeingridiculous!OkayYouarecuteandsmartandsweetandthatismuchmoreimportantthanthreestupiddivorces!Ross:OhyeahHaveyoueverdatedanyonewhohasbeendivorcedthreetimesPhoebe:Y’knowthat’sreallyfairY’knowMostguyswhohavebeendivorcedthreetimesarelikeRoss,nobodycaresaboutthisexceptyou!Thisthisembarrassmentthingisallinyourhead!Here,I’llshowyou!ComehereRoss:What!Why(ShegrabshisarmanddragshimovertoatablewherethreebeautifulwomenaresittingNow,I’mgoingtogooutonalimbandsaythattheirnamesareStephanie,Karin,andMegOkay,soIlookedatthecreditsOfcourse,onlyMegisnamedlateron,soI’llhavetoguesswhoisStephanieandwhoisKarinBut,we’llcrossthatbridgewhenwecometoit)Phoebe:(tothegirls)Hi!Hi!Listen,myfriendRossisabouttobedivorcedforthethirdtime,butwouldn’tyoudatehimRoss:Andifyouwaitrighthere,I’llgogetRoss(Phoebegrabshisarmandpreventshimfromescaping)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaispacinganxiouslywaitingforRachelChandler:(entering)Hey!Monica:Ugh,IthoughtyouwereRachel!Chandler:(lookingdown)WhatgavemeawayMonica:Ijusttellher,IhavetogetitoverwithItoldRossandPhoebeandshe’stheonlyoneleft!Chandler:Okay,sothat’sit,everybodyknows!It’sofficial,we’removingintogetherNoturningbackAreyascaredAreyaMonica:NoChandler:Wowthatwasmyscariestvoice!You’reverybrave(TheyhugasRachelenters)Rachel:Hey!Chandler:HeyRachel:Ugh,theworseday!Y’know,youthinkyou’remakingprogressatworkandthenyourbosscallsyouRaquelChandler:Heylisten,forthefirstfouryearsofmyworkeverybodycalledmeShalalap(Awkwardsilenceensues)SeriouslyRachel:IbelieveyouSo,itwasrightinthemiddleofastaffmeetingsoofcoursenooneelsewantstocorrecthersoeveryoneelseiscallingmeRaquel!Bytheendoftheday,themailroomguyswerecallingmeRocky!Chandler:Well,IIstillthinkyou’reveryveryniceandverypretty…Rachel:WhatChandler:(ToMonica)Allyoursbabe(Walksaway)Monica:Haveaseat(Theysitatthetable)Okay,listenumm,ChandlerandIaregoingtolivetogether,hereRachel:OhmyGod!That’ssogreat!I’msohappyforyouguys!Monica:Really!Rachel:Andthatwassosweetofyoutoask!OhmyGod,thethreeofusaregonnahavesuchagoodtimelivingtogether!Monica:Yes,weare(ChandlerisfranticallytryingtogetMonicatocorrecther)Rachel:AndChandler,you’regonnahavetowatchthoselongshowersyoutakeinthemorningbecauseyouknowRaquelcan’tbelateChandler:Rach…Monica:Yeah,he’sgonnaworkonthatRachel:Ohh!Thisissoexciting!OhGod…(Gaspsandstartstosing)Comeandknockonmydoor…Monica:(singing)We’llbewaitingforyou…{Transciber’snote:I’llfinishthatoneforthoseofyouwhodon’tknowwhatthey’retalkingaboutWherethetowelsareHersandHersandHis,Three’sCompanytoo!Yeah,that’sthethemesongforThree’sCompany}CommercialBreakScene:CentralPerk,PhoebeishostinganimprompturoundtablediscussionwithStephanie,Karin,andMegaboutRoss’sthreedivorcesRoss:…onceyouknowthestories,it’snotthatbadFirstmarriage,wife’shiddensexuality,notmyfaultSecondmarriage,saidthewrongnameatthealtar,alittlemyfaultThirdmarriage,welltheyreallyshouldn’tallowyoutogetmarriedwhenyou’rethatdrunkandhavewritingalloveryourface,Nevada’sfaultPhoebe:Okay,sowhatdoyouthinkladiesWhowouldn’tbeinterestedWhowouldn’twanttodatehimStephanie:Wellthedivorcesdon’tbotherme,I’ddatehimBut,notwhilehe’sstillmarriedPhoebe:Okay,whataboutyou(PointstoKarin)Wouldn’tyouwantadateKarin:Actually,I’mdatingatallanymoreSee,IfiguredoutthatIwasonlydatingguysthatwerelikey’knowbadforme,sountilIworkthatout…Phoebe:(interrupting)Whatever!WhataboutyouMegMeg:Well,Idon’tcareaboutthedivorceseither,butIwouldn’tdatehimIt’sjustthathe’sobviouslystillinlovewiththisRachelgirlRoss:What!Phoebe:(leaningtohim)Shesaid,"He’sobviouslystillinlovewiththisRachelgirl"(Heglaresather)Ross:Thisiscrazy!Imean,yesyesRachelismygoodfriendandIIhavelovedherinthepast,butnow,sheisjustmywife!Phoebe,willyouwillyouhelpmeoutherePhoebe:Well,IthoughtyoulovedherwhenyouwhenyoumarriedherRoss:Weweredrunk!Iwould’vemarrieduh,Joeywiththatamountofalcohol!Phoebe:Hey!YoucoulddoalotworsethanJoeyTribbiani!!Ross:(tothepanel)Look,I’msorry,butyouguysarewrongIjustdon’twanttobedivorcedthreetimesPhoebe:Yes,andnowhe’susingthisthreedivorcesreasonbecausehewantstostaymarriedtoherbecausehelovesherImustsay,"Welldone!"BravoMegRoss:(gettingup)Okay!Fine!Fine!Ififthisiswhatyouthink,forgetaboutthewholethreedivorcething!Okay,II’llgotomylawyer’sofficerightnowandgetthismarriageaned!Okay!Becauseshemeansnothingtome!Noth(leansdowntoMeg’sear)Nothing!!Meg:OkaynowIwouldn’tdateyoubecauseyouseemalittlecreepyKarin:IamsoattractedtohimrightnowScene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerandMonicaarestilldebatingabouthowtotellRachelthatChandler’smovinginandshe’smovingoutChandler:Okay,whenarewegonnatellRachelwhatisactuallygonnahappenMonica:Soon!IIjustcouldn’tbeforeYousawhowupsetJoeygot!Icouldn’tdothattoher,she’smybestfriend!Chandler:Well,Joey’smybestfriendMonica:I’mnotyourbestfriendChandler:Youjustsaid…Ofcourseyou’remybestfriendWouldyoupleasetellRachelthoughMonica:Allright,allright,atleastI’mpreparedChandler:Okay(Shegrabsatinoffreshlybakedcookies)Ohyes(Hereachesforone)Monica:(slappinghishand)Hey!Chandler:Heyhey!Monica:Thesearen’tforyou!AreyouupsetChandler:Iamnow!Rachel:(entering)Heyroomie!Chandler:Okay,bye!(Exits)Monica:Rach,there’ssomethinguh,importantIhavetotellyouRachel:(gasps)Areyoupregnant!Monica:No!But,I’mthrowingthisshirtaway!IthinktherewasalittlemisunderstandingbeforeRachel:UmhmmMonica:Umm,whenIsaidthatuh,thatChandlerandIwantedtoumm,livetogetherwemeantalonetogetherRachel:(laughs)OhmyGod!Oh,that’sfunny,Ican’tbelieveIdidthatMonica:Ohnosweetie,no!Thisismyfault,Iwasn’tclear!I’mreallysorryAndlisten,youtakeasmuchtimeasyouneedtomoveoutokayThere’sabsolutelynorushRachel:Okay(Sitsbackandresumesherreading)Monica:OkayDon’tyouwantacookieRachel:Sure(Monicahandsherone)ThanksMonica:Maybe,doyouneedatissue(Rachelmumblesuhhuhandspitsthehalfeatencookieoutontothetissue)Rachel:Monica,wheredidyougetthese!Monica:Imadethem!Rachel:Ooh,goodGod,they’resoyummy!(Shereingeststhepreviouslyexpelledcookiematterfromthetissue)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerispackingsomebooksandJoeyiswatchinghimJoey:God,it’sgonnasoweirdlikewhenIcomehomeandyou’renothereY’knowNomoreJoeyandChan’sNomoreJandC’s"YouwannagoovertoJoeyandChandler’s""Can’t,itsnotthere"Chandler:Look,I’mjustgonnabeacrossthehall,wecanstilldoallthesamestuffJoey:Yeahbutwewon’tbeabletolikegetupinthemiddleofthenightandhavethoselongtalksaboutourfeelingsandthefutureChandler:NotoncedidwedothatMonica:(entering)HiChandler:Hey!Joey:HiMonica:SoI,ItoldRachelitwasjustgonnabethetwoofusChandler:OhyeahWell,how’dshetakeitMonica:ReallywellYeahSurprisinglywellYeah,shedidn’tcryShewasn’tangryorsad(Sitsdown,slightlydisgusted)Chandler:Andyou’reupsetbecauseyoudidn’tmakeyourbestfriendcryMonica:Imean,allI’maskingforisjustalittleemotion!Isthattoomuchtoaskaftersixyears!ImeanwhatAreareareRachelandInotascloseasyouguys!Imeandowenothaveasmuchfun!Don’tIdeserveafewtears!!ImeanwewetoldJoey,hecriedhiseyesout!Joey:Hey!Ididnotcrymyeyesout!!Comeon!It’sliketheendofanera!NomoreJmanandChannie’s!!Chandler:Okay,Igottaask,whocallsusthat!Scene:Ross’slawyer’soffice,hisnameisRussellandhasjustbeentoldbyRossabouthiscurrentsituationRussell:YougotmarriedagainRoss:YesRussell:Sothat’syoursecondmarriageintwoyearsRoss:Yes,secondintwoyearsThirdoverallRussell:Ross,IhavebeenadivorceattorneyforyearsandneverhadIsomuchbusinessfromoneclientWhydon’tyoutellmewhathappenedRoss:Basically,RachelandIwereinVegasandwegotdrunk…Russell:(interrupting)I’msorry,isthisthesameRachelwho’snameyousaidatthealtarinthesecondmarriageRoss:Yesyesyes!But,IIdonotloveherRussell:Oh,that’sbetterthenRoss:ThiswasjustadrunkenmistakeandIneedtogetitanedRussell:IseeHaveyouconsideredtherapyRoss:IthinkjusttheannulmentfortodayRussell:ThereareacoupleofformstofilloutRoss:EasyRussell:Andwe’llneedtohavewitnesseswhocantestifythatyouwerenotofuh,soundmindRoss:NoproblemRussell:Andwe’llneedyouandRacheltotestifybeforeajudgeRoss:Ooh!There’snowaytodothiswithouther‘CauseIkindaallreadytoldheruh,itwas,itwasalreadytakencareofRussell:OfcourseyoudidLookRoss,youcan’tgetanannulmentunlessyouandRachelareboththereRoss:Uhha,whataboutsomeonewholookslikeRachel(Russellglaresathim)IwillthinkaboutthetherapyScene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelispaintinghertoenailsasMonicaentersRachel:Hey!Monica:HeySoum,IwasthinkingthatmaybeweshouldstartdividingupourstuffRachel:Okay!Monica:Y’know,nopointindraggingitoutDraggingoutthelongprocessofyoumovingoutandusnotlivingtogetheranymoreRachel:OkayMonica:HeyRach,whataboutthis(Sheholdsupachromepointstar)HuhWhowhogetsthisSee,Idon’tknowifIwantitbecauseitmightbey’know,toomanymemories!Rachel:(grabbingthestar)WhatthehellisthatMonica:Idon’tknow(Picksupabigplatefromthecoffeetable)Hey,Rachel,youwantthebigplateIwantyoutohavethebigplateRachel:Wow!Mon,thanks!Ilovethisplate!Monica:Somethingtoremembermeby!Rachel:Mon,honeyyou’renotdyingI’mjustmovingoutY’know,Imeanwe’regonnaseeeachotherallthetimeMonica:Butstill,it’sabigchangeTheendofanera,youmightsay!Rachel:AreyouokayYou’renotblinkingMonica:I’mfine!Ijust,I’mthinkinghowmuchit’sanendoferaRachel:Oh,allrightButy’knowIgottasay,Idon’t,Idon’tthinksixyearscountsasaneraMonica:AneraisdefinedasasignificantperiodoftimeNow,itwassignificanttome,maybeitwasn’tsignificanttoyou!Rachel:Whatisthematterwithyou!Monica:Whatisthematterwithyou!!Whyaren’tyoumoreupset!Aren’tyougonnabesadthatwe’renotgonnabelivingtogetheranymore!Imeanaren’tyougonnamissmeatall!Rachel:Allright,fine,butdon’tgetmadatmeIt’sit’sjustalittlehardtobelieveMonica:What’shardtobelieveRachel:Welly’know,it’syouguysYouyoudothiskindofstuff!Y’knowImean,youyouweregonnagetmarriedinVegasandthenyoubackedout!IguessI’mnotupsetbecauseIdon’tseeyouguysgoingthroughwithitI’msorryMonica:Rachel,it’sgoingtohappenChandlerisgonnamoveinhereRachel:ButI…Monica:Nono,wait!Justletmefinish,okayThisisn’tsomethingthatwejust,wejustimpulsivelydecidedininVegas,thisissomethingwebothreallywantAnditisgoingtohappenRachel:ItisReallyMonica:Yeah,sweetieRachel:(startingtolosehercomposure)Imeanwe’renot,we’renotgonnalivetogetheranymoreMonica:NoRachel:WhatOhmyGod!I’mgonnamissyousomuch!(Startstocry)Monica:I’mgonnamissyou!(Theyhug)Rachel:Imeanit’stheendofanera!Monica:Iknow!Scene:Thehallway,RossiscomingupthestairsasPhoebeleavesJoeyandChandler’sPhoebe:(toJoeyandChandler)Okay,bye!Ross:OhnoPhoebe:SoDidyougettheannulmentRoss:Icouldn’tPhoebe:Iknewit!BecauseyouloveRachelRoss:It’snotthatOkayAnnulmentsaremorecomplicatedthanI…Phoebe:Yeah,complicated‘causeoftheloveRoss:I…Ido,IdonotloveRachelI’mgonnatellherrightnowaboutthewholethingsowecangetthismarriageanedasfastaspossibleOkayWouldIdothatifIlovedherPhoebe:I’veneverbeenmoreconvincedofyourloveforherRoss:IdonothavefeelingsforRachel!Okay!(Hegoesintoherapartment)CuttoMonicaandRachel’sasRosswalksthroughthedoorRachelisholdingthechromestarandcryingRoss:Ohh,what’swrong!Rachel:MonicaandChandlerarereallymovinginhereandIhavetomoveoutandeverythingischangingRoss:OhmyComehere!Comehere!(Hehugsher)It’sokayEverything’sgonnabeokayRachel:ThankyouRoss:Ofcourse(Rosssuddenlyrealizessomething)EndingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,JoeyandPhoebearetalkingJoey:So,RossandRachelgotmarried,MonicaandChandleralmostgotmarried,doyouthinkyouandIshouldhookupPhoebe:Ohwedo,butnotjustyetJoey:Really!Well,whenPhoebe:Okayumm,well,firstChandlerandMonicawillgetmarriedandbefilthyrichbythewayYeahButitwon’tworkoutJoey:WowPhoebe:IknowThen,I’mgonnamarryChandlerforthemoneyandyou’llmarryRachelandhavethebeautifulkidsJoey:Great!Phoebe:Butthenweditchthosetwoandthat’swhenwegetmarriedWe’llhaveChandler’smoneyandRachel’skidsandgettingcustodywillbeeasybecauseofRachel’sdrinkingproblemJoey:Ohoh,whataboutRossPhoebe:Idon’twanttogointothewholething,butumm,wehavewordsandIkillhimEnd罗斯拥抱瑞秋嘿!嘿,一切还顺利吗那离婚的事哦,是,没问题一切都摆平了罗斯,太谢谢你了嘿,想要看电影吗噢好啊好那,我去拿一下外衣好你,你想听一些有趣的事吗当然无论何时都想我没有去办离婚什么!我们还是夫妇!不要告诉瑞秋过会见嘿,有口香糖吗哦有啊!等一等!等一等!听着,罗斯可以跟你过一边聊聊吗噢但菲比,我们的电影快开场了噢有车了!出租车!!时间刚好,很巧哦呵出发吧是,但我们只是要走着去电影院就在Angelica大街噢,Angelica大街!!走!快走!你没有去办离婚!!我知道罗斯!我有打算去的!但当我到了律师办公室的时候我脑袋里就只能想到,离婚三次离婚三次!我不想我的墓碑上写着,“罗斯盖勒,离婚三次”你不用担心这种事的!你的墓碑上可以这么说“罗斯盖勒,最擅长结婚!”我的就会写着“菲比布菲,活埋在此”我只知道我不能再有一个失败的婚姻!那你就要和一个不知内情的女孩子做夫妇!喔,是女人!对不起好好,我还没有完全想清楚先不要告诉瑞秋好吗瑞秋是我最亲密的朋友之一虽然,只有我一人知道这件事的来龙去脉让我觉得很过瘾好吧!好,停下停下!菲比!嘿瑞!刚才你干嘛啊!对不起,顺便嘿,电影好看吗我还没去看!那就要快点去了!Angelica大街!走啊!走啊!不要!!我们同居后,我可以买一台弹珠机吗当然!以前乔伊不许你买吗不是他玩到兴起的时候,动作就相当粗野了嘿,你想到如何跟他说你要搬出来的事了吗没有,我在努力尝试着我一说,"乔伊我要"便很紧张然后就说,"去厕所"他可能会以为我那里有问题了你看我知道必须要告诉瑞秋但我我们一定要克服这困难!下一次我们遇到他们就告诉他们吧好吗就这样决定噢这么快就开始了吗你刚刚是在命令我吗是啊那好吧嘿莫尼卡!嗨!嘿兄弟,你舒服点没有乔伊,我们有些事要告诉你哦天啊!你怀孕了!不是啊!不是吧不是!乔伊,是这样的,莫尼卡和我要一块住就在这里所以,我要搬家了喔!那,呃嘿!我很替你们高兴!恭喜了!一会见等等!乔伊!乔伊!你没事吧!没事,我要走啦!我找到一份演戏的工作啊如果你相信的话太差劲了!你看,我我只是搬到走道的另一边去嘛而且我答应你,如果我和莫尼卡分手的话我会第一时间搬回你身边的!好!你看看,好吗呃,如果你真要和他一块住的话我有责任告诉你他的底细!他是个最差劲的室友呢!差劲透顶!他,忘记呃噢噢他经常他经常呃噢,我在说什么啊!他是最棒的室友!嘿菲比!嘿!嘿,你有见过瑞秋吗没有,有事吗我有个让人兴奋的消息!你怀孕啦!没有!钱德和我要搬到一块住了!喔!很好嘛!哇!但如果你现在怀孕了,你会给孩子什么个名字提示:菲比嘿!嗨!嘿!发生什么事了吗是啊,钱德和我要同居了噢天啊噢,我的小妹和我最好的朋友搞到一块去噢,很好啊很好啊喂我也很高兴啊好啦,过来!哇!大日子呢有人搬家,有人离婚了好了,我要去找瑞秋了,但是你们见到她的话就给她一些坏消息吧那么我的消息看起来就不会太坏了唔,告诉瑞秋一些坏消息吗瑞秋的坏消息,有什么坏消息呢!拜托你能,你能把这事忘记了吗好吗我的生活是一团糟!我应该潦倒地住到楼梯底下!罗斯,不要把事情看得这么重!即使你离婚三次,你仍然能生活,仍然能去约会不!没机会了!我会跌入单身一族的最底层的在我下面就只剩下离婚四次的家伙,杀人犯,还有还有,地理学家罗斯,你这想法太可笑了!你可爱聪明又有情趣这比那什么三次离婚要重要得多!哦是吗那你有没有和离婚三次的人交往过那是无法做对比的会离婚三次的人大多都岁了罗斯,就只有你自己介意这种事!这种尴尬事全在你头脑里!过来,我来证明给你看!过来吧干嘛啊!嗨!嗨!听着,我的朋友罗斯将要离婚三次了那你还愿意和他约会吗如果你愿意在这里等一下,我可以把罗斯叫来嘿!噢,我还以为你是瑞秋呢!那我有问题吗我只想告诉她,我一定要说出来我已经告诉罗斯和菲比她是最后一个了!好了,现在,所有人都知道了!那正式地,我们可以一块住了无法回头了你害怕吗不会哇那是我最吓人的声音了!你实在是很勇敢嘿!呃,今天真糟糕!你看,你以为你的工作表现很好而你的老板却叫你“瑞靠”告诉你,我工作的头四年人人都叫我“沙啦啦”是真的我知道而且那时在开员工会议所以没有人想去打断他于是人人都叫我“瑞靠”!放工的时候,邮件室的人们都叫我洛奇!没关系,我我还是觉得你又好人又漂亮什么看你了先坐下好了,听着,钱德和我想要同居,就住在这里噢天啊!太好了!我很替你们高兴!真的吗!很感谢你先告诉我一声!噢,我们三个将要住到一块了!是啊是啊钱德你早上一定要等上好一阵来让我洗澡因为你知道“瑞靠”是不能迟到的瑞秋是啦,他会的噢!太过瘾了!哦天啊进去后还要锁上门我们会等你的当你知道来龙去脉,我也不是这么差的第一次结婚,老婆隐藏的性取向,不是我的错吧第二次结婚,在教堂里说错名字,我是有一点错第三次结婚,那个当你喝得大醉还画得满脸花花绿绿他们是不应该允许我们结婚的,内华达州的失误好了,女士们你们怎么认为呢谁有兴趣谁想和他去约会啊那些离婚的事没关系啊,我要和他约会但,他还没离婚就不行好你呢你想和他约会吗实际上,我不再和任何人约会了你看嘛,和我约会过的男生全都对我很差,所以我不再随便你!你呢Meg那个嘛,我也不是在意他离婚的事,但我是不会和他约会的因为很明显他还深爱着那个叫瑞秋的女孩什么!她说,"很明显他还深爱着那个叫瑞秋的女孩"怎么可能!我是说,是是瑞秋是我的好朋友我过去也真的很爱她但现在,她只是我的老婆而已!菲比,你能帮我说明一下吗我想你和她结婚的时候也还是喜欢她的我们当时喝醉了!我不应该结婚的,象乔伊也经常喝醉啊!嘿!你比乔伊崔比昂尼要糟多了!!对不起,但你们想错了我只是不想离婚三次之多是了,他整天说着三次离婚的借口他想继续这段婚姻因为他还爱她我一定要说,"做的好!"太精辟了Meg好!没关系!没关系!如果你们真要这么想把三次离婚的事情忘了吧!我现在就去律师楼去搞离婚的事!行了吧!因为她对我一点意义都没有!一点一点都没有!!好好我现在肯定不会和你约会因为你看来有点可怕我倒是有点被他吸引住了好了,我们什么时候才告诉瑞秋实情很快!我真的说不出口你看刚才乔伊多么伤心啊!我不能对她这样做的,她是我最好的朋友!乔伊也是我最好的朋友啊我不是你最好的朋友吗你刚也说当然你是我最好的朋友啦但你能告诉瑞秋真相吗好啦,好啦,至少让我准备一下好没错嘿!嘿嘿不是给你的!你有伤心吗现在就很伤心了!嘿室友!好了,再见!瑞秋,有些,重要的事要告诉你你怀孕了吗!没有!但我要把这衣服丢掉了!我想之前有一点小误会呃,刚我说,钱德和我要呃住在一起,意思是两人住一起噢天啊!噢,这很有趣真是让人无法相信噢不要这样,不要!都是我的错我没说清楚!真的很对不起听好,随便你什么时候搬都没问题显然这事不很紧急的好吧好了你要饼干吗好啊谢谢又或者,你需要面纸吗莫尼卡,你哪里买来的啊!我自己做的!噢,天啊,太好吃了!天啊,以后我回家看不到你会让我很不习惯的不再有乔伊和钱德不再有J和C(名字缩写)你想去乔伊和钱德那里不可能已经不在了你看,我只是搬到走道对面去,我们还是可以经常卯在一起啊是但已经不可能半夜里起床然后畅谈我们对未来的期望了我们没有做过这种事嗨嘿!我已经告诉瑞秋只有我们俩同住了哦是吗她有什么反应很好没错出奇的好她没有哭也不愤怒或感伤她没哭你感到不高兴我觉得,对这种事应该有点感觉的吧!同住六年是否还是不够长!难难道我和瑞秋还没有你们感情好!难道我们过得不够愉快!是否真的不值得为我流点泪!!我们告诉乔伊时,他哭得眼睛都要掉下来了!嘿!我没有哭得那么厉害!!没什么嘛!这只是一个时代的终结!只是不再有阿J和小钱!!这个,我想问一下,谁会这样称呼我们!你又结婚了没错这是你两年之内的第二次结婚了哦是的两年两次一共三次罗斯,我办理离婚案年了从没有从单单一个委托人身上赚过这么多钱不如你告诉我发生什么事了基本上,是瑞秋和我在维加斯喝醉了酒等一下,这个瑞秋是不是你第二次结婚时在礼堂里说的那个啊是是是!但是,我对她没有感觉的噢,那会比较好一点这都是醉酒误事所以我要离婚我明白了有考虑过接受辅导吗我想今天只能办离婚而已你要填写两张表格简单事还有我们要有证人证明你们没有感情了没问题还有你和瑞秋要在法官面前作证噢!不叫上她就没办法吗因为我已经告诉她呃我已经离婚了的确如此啊我告诉你罗斯,撇开瑞秋办离婚是没可能的呃哈,那我叫一个很象瑞秋的人来又如何我会考虑一下接受辅导的事嘿!那个,我想我们要开始区分一下彼此的东西了好啊!你要知道没办法能拖下去了没办法拖延着你要搬走而我们不再同住的事实了好啊嘿瑞秋,你看这个呵这个归谁我不知道我应不应要了它因为它对我们来说有太多的回忆了!这什么鬼东西啊我不知道嘿,瑞秋,你想要这大盘子吗我想你收下这大盘子喔!莫,谢谢!我很喜欢这盘子!看到它要想起我哦!莫,宝贝你又不是快要死我只是搬出去住而已你要知道我们还是可以经常见面啊但当然,这还是一个很大的改变一个时代的终结,你应该这样说!你没事吧你眼都不眨一下我没事!我只是,我只是在想一个时代的终结是多么重要啊噢,没错但我觉得,六年不足以称为一个时代吧时代的定义是一段明显很长时间六年对我来说明显够长了,只是可能对你来说不够吧!你有什么问题啊!是你有什么问题啊!!你一点都不伤心吗!我们不再一块住你一点都不伤心吗!你就一点都不会惦记着我吗!好吧,好吧,但你不要发怒只只是有点难以置信有什么难以置信的你想想,你们你们这样做!我想说你们打算在维加斯结婚然后又反悔!我想是因为我不相信你们真要一起住所以才不太伤心对不起瑞秋这是真的钱德真的要搬进来住但我不,等等!先让我讲完好吗这些不是我们在维加斯一时冲动决定的我们是认真的事情真的要发生的是这样的吗真的是啊,亲爱的你是说,我们不能再一块住了没错什么噢天啊!我会很惦挂你的!我也会惦着你的!我想说这是一个时代的终结啊!我知道!好了,再见了!噢不要怎样离婚的事搞定了吗我不能我就知道!因为你还爱着瑞秋不是这样的好吗离婚手续很复杂所以对啊,以为爱情所以变的复杂我我真的,我真的不喜欢瑞秋我现在就进去告诉她一切然后和她尽快离婚行了吗我爱她的话我怎么能这样做我终于确认你爱她了我对瑞秋没有感觉!明白吗!噢,怎么了!莫尼卡和瑞秋真的要一块住了我真要搬出去,一切都完了噢过来!过来!没问题的一切都会解决的谢谢你我应该的那么说,罗斯和瑞秋真的结婚了,莫尼卡和钱德又快要结婚了,我们是否也应该搞到一块呢噢我们会的,但不是现在真的!那,什么时候好吧呃,首先钱德和莫尼卡将要结婚然后顺便成为暴发户然后就玩完了哇我知道然后,我为了钱和钱德结婚然后你和瑞秋结婚还生了个可爱的孩子正点!然后我们开始鬼混起来那时我们才结婚我们会拥有钱德的钱和瑞秋的孩子而且抚养权很容易就被我们搞到因为瑞秋嗜酒成性噢噢,那罗斯又怎样呢我本来不想说出来,但是,呃我和他发生争执然后我把他杀
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