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简介:本文档为《611 The One With The Apothecary Tabledoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithTheApothecaryTableScene:MonicaandChandler's,everyoneisthereasJoeyentershappilyJoey:Hey!Ross:Hey!Joey:Listen,doyouguysthinkIhaveachancewithJanineMonica:Honey,wehavebeenthroughthisbefore!Rachel:YeahDon’tdothistoyourselfPhoebe:She’smadeitprettyclear,itisnotgoingtohappenJoey:Wellallrightthen,IguessIshouldn’tgettoexcitedaboutthefact(excitedly)thatIjustkissedher!Monica:Youserious!Chandler:That’sgreat!Monica:Really!Phoebe:Yeahwell,we’llseeRoss:YoukissedherJoey:OhwekissedituprealniceChandler:Soyoukissedher,sowhathappenedafterthatJoey:IcameoverheretotellyouguysChandler:Soshe’sjustwaitingoverthereforya(Joeynodsyes,butsuddenlyrealizeswhathedidandrunsoutoftheapartmentandbacktohisplace)OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,JoeyandJanineareprettymuchmakingoutatoneofthetablesasMonicaandRachellookonfromthecouchJanine:IgottagoJoey:Okay(Theykiss)Janine:I’mgonnabereallylatefordanceclass!Joey:Okay(Theykiss)Janine:Okay,nowI’mreallylate(Getsup)Joey:Okay,I’mallright,okay,buthey,couldyoujustleaveyourlipsonabed!Chandler:Youtookoffyourpantsandclimbedunderthesheets!Joey:(indignant)Iwastired!Rachel:PhoebehatesPotteryBarn!Monica:Yeah,shehatesallmassproducedstuffShethinksherfurnitureshouldhaveahistory,astorybehinditRachel:Wellthishasstorybehindit!ImeantheyhadtoshipitallthewayfromtheWhitePlainsstoreMonica:It’sgottabeoneofakindY’knowlikeumm,y’knowuh,what’sthatGodawfulceramicfruitbowlshehasonhercounterJoey:Hey!Imadethatforher!Chandler:YoumadepotteryJoey:Yeah!ImadeitofthisfruitbowlIfoundinthegarbageMonica:I’mtellingIfyouputthatinherapartmentyou’llneverheartheendofitRachel:Okayfine!I’llI’lljusttellherit’sanantiqueapothecarytable,shedoesn’thavetoknowwhereitcamefromOh!Lookatthislittledrawers!OhlooklookitsaysthatitholdsCDsChandler:Ahh,justliketheapothecarytablesofyore…Scene:TheHallwaybetweentheapartments,Joey,Janine,Chandler,andMonicaarereturningfromadoubledateChandleristellingajokeChandler:…sothenthefarmersays,"That’snotacowandyou’renotmilkingit"(Everyonelaughs)Monica:Iamsogladyouguysgottogether,ChandlerandIarealwayslookingforacoupletogooutwithandnowwehaveone!Chandler:Lookatus,we’reacoupleofcouples!Janine:Ihadsomuchfuntonight,andwhatagreatrestaurantMonica:YeahJoey:AndChandlerIcan’tbelieveIletyoupayforthisone(Theyhugandhewhispersinhisear)ThanksmanMonica:SodoyouguysgonnacomeovertomorrowI’llmakethatpastathingIwastellingyouaboutJanine:Ohthatwouldbegreat!Joey:Oh,butheylook,atleastletusbringthewineMonica:Joey,youdon’thavetoo!Joey:Nopeop!Iinsist!(HehugsChandleragainandwhisperstohim)YougetthewinerightChandler:Yeahallright(Theypart)Okay,goodnightguysJoey:Seeyatomorrow!Monica:Tomorrow!Janine:Can’twait!(Theyeachgointotheirrespectiveapartments)CuttoJoeyandJanine’sJanine:HowarewegonnagetoutofthatoneJoey:WhatJanine:Ican’thandletwonightsinarowwiththemJoey:Whatwhat’swrongwithMonicaandChandlerJanine:Idon’tknow,they’rejustalittleblah!Joey:Blah!Janine:Welly’know,he’sblah,she’sjustshe’sveryloudforsuchasmallpersonJoey:Uh,they’relikemybestfriendsAreyousayingwecan’thangoutwiththem‘CausethatwouldkindabeaproblemJanine:No!OfcoursewecanstillhangoutwiththemJusty’know,nottwonightsinarowOkayJoey:IguessJanine:Thankyou(Theykiss)Joey:Ifyouwant,I’llsellmyfriendsandusethemoneytobuyyoupresentsScene:PhoebeandRachel's,RachelisplacingCDsintoherantiqueapothecarytableasPhoebereturnshomePhoebe:Hey!Rachel:Hey!Phoebe:(seesthetable)Ooh,whatagreattable!WherewheredidyougetitRachel:Guess!Phoebe:Umm,afleamarketRachel:Ha!See,Iknew,Iknewyou’dgetitonthefirstguessIsn’titcool!It’sanapothecarytablePhoebe:Wow!Ohyoucanjustimaginethatthisiswhere(She’sopeningandclosingthedrawers)theykeptallthestufftomaketheirpotionsRachel:Ohh,yesPhoebe:Y’knowOoh,youcanalmostsmelltheopiumRachel:AlmostPhoebe:HowmuchwasitRachel:ItwasonlybucksPhoebe:bucksatafleamarket!Rachel:Oh,okayseeIthought,Ithoughtyoumeanthowmuchwasitwhenitwasnew,y’knowlikebackthenPhoebe:OhnoRachel:Yeahno,Imeanitwasatafleamarket,soitwasy’know,itwaslikeadollarPhoebe:AdollarRachel:AndfiftySoitwaslikeoneandfiftydollarsPhoebe:Ohh,okay,theygaveyoutheoldtimepricingRachel:YeahPhoebe:Well,whatperiodisitfromRachel:Uh,it’sfromyoreLikethedaysofyoreY’knowPhoebe:Yes,yesIdoGod,ohit’sjustperfect!Wow!IbetithasagreatstorybehindittooDidtheytellyouanythingLikey’knowwhereitwasfromor…Rachel:Yes!ThatIknow,thisisfromWhitePlainsPhoebe:(gasps)WhitePlainsOh,itsoundslikesuchamagicalplaceScene:Ross’sapartment,RachelisenteringasRosscomesoutofthekitchencarryingpopcornRachel:Hey!We’rehere!Ross:Hey!Rachel:(seeinghisnewtable)Ohh!OhmyGod!Ross:YoulikeitRachel:Ohno!Ross:It’smynewapothecarytable!Rachel:Ross!Phoebe’sgonnabehereanysecond,shecannotseethis!Ross:Wellwhynot!She’llshe’llloveit!It’stherealthing!IgotitatPotteryBarnRachel:Iknowyoudid!Iboughtthesameone!Andifsheseesyourtableshe’sgonnaknowthatIliedtoherItoldherourswasanoriginalRoss:WhydidyoudothatRachel:BecauseshehatesPotteryBarnRoss:ShehatesPotteryBarn!!Rachel:Iknow!Iknow,shesaysit’sallmassproduced,nothingisauthentic,andeveryonewindsuphavingthesamestuff(Rosslooksathistable)Socomeon,she’sgonnabehereanysecond!Canwepleasejustcoverthisupwithsomething!PleaseRoss:WhatNo!No!IamnotgonnahideitfromPhoebeOoh,althoughIdidgetsomegreatPotteryBarnsheets!(Getsthem)Rachel:Ooo!Oh,Iforgottheymadesheets!Ross:Uh,yeah!Istillcan’tbelieveshehatesPotteryBarn!Rachel:Ross,getoverit!It’snotlikeshehatesyouRoss:YeahbutPotteryBarn!Y’knowwhatIthinkIt’sjustsheshe’sweirdY’knowit’sbecauseshe’satwinTwinsareweirdRachel:Ross,she’snotweird,shejustwantsherstufftobeoneofakindRoss:HuhY’knowwhat’snotoneofakindAtwin!Phoebe:(entering)Hey!Rachel:Hey!Ross:Hey!Rachel:Ooh,Phoebe’shere!Okay,let’sturnoutallthelightsandwe’lljustwatchthemovie!Phoebe:OkayHeyOoh,coolsheets!(Noticesthesheetoverthetable)Ross:Oh,youlikeitYouwannaknowwhereIgotitPhoebe:Sure!Rachel:Hegotitafleamarket!Phoebe:YouboughtyoursheetsatafleamarketRosscomeon,yougottaloosenthepursestringsalittleScene:JoeyandJanine’s,JoeyispacingaroundasChandlerandMonicaenterMonica:Hey!Joey:Hi!Monica:ThedinnerwillbereadyintwentyminutesThisissoexcitingChandler:Andhereisthebottleofwineforyoutobringovertonight(Handsittohim)YouwerealsogoingtobuyMonicaflowersbutyoucouldn’taffordit,becauseyoupaiddinnerlastnightJoey:ThanksThanks,butuhactuallyit’sjustgonnabemeagaintonightMonica:WhathappenedtoJanineJoey:Oh,she’suhuhreallysickChandler:Ohthat’stoobadJoey:Yeah,she’sbeeninthereallday(Pointstoherroom),uhhighfever,anoseproblem…Phlegm!Phlegm!Phlegmphlegmphlegm!Janine:(enteringfromherroom)Monica!Chandler!I’mreallyreallysorryabouttonightIdon’tknowifJoeytoldyouIjustcouldn’tgetoutofgoingtothisplayI’msorryHaveagreattimeJoey:‘Kay!Janine:Bye(Exits)Chandler:That’sfunny,IsawnophlegmCommercialBreakScene:JoeyandJanine’s,continuedfromearlierJoey:Nono,shereallyissick!Chandler:Thenwhywhyisshegoingtoaplay!Joey:Uh,y’know,starveafever,gotoaplayforacoldMonica:Joey!WhyisJaninenotcomingoverfordinner!Joey:Welluh,shedidn’twanttohangoutwithyouguystwonightsinarowI’msosorryChandler:Well,whydoesshenotwanttohangoutwithus!Joey:Becausesheuh,sheshethinksthatyouareblahandthatyou,Monica,aretooloudMonica:(loudly)What!!(Quietly)WhatChandler:SoshewasjustpretendingtohaveagoodtimelastnightShewaslyingtoourfaces!Monica:Ugh,Icannotbelievethis!Imean,whoisshetojudgeusWecouldnothavebeennicertoher!Chandler:AndIamnotblah,Iamahoot!Joey:Iknow!Iknow!Comeon,pleasepleaseyouguys,don’tdon’tbemadI’msureshejust,shejustsaidthatstuffbecauseshewasnervousandyouguysarelikemybestfriends!Y’knowAnditwasourfirstdate!Plus,she’sreallysick!Chandler:No,youshNoyousaidyoumadethatup!!Joey:Iknow,butdon’tyouthinkthesickthingiswaybetterthantheplaythingChandler:Eh,they’rebothgoodIgenerallyjustgowith,Monica’sdrunkagain(Monicaglaresathim)Joey:Comeonyouguys,comeonpleasepleasejustgiveheranotherchance,huhShe’llcomearoundIpromiseMonica:Ofcoursewewill,comeonwegottamakedinnerChandler:Okay(Theyexitandclosethedoor)Monica:(fromthehallway)Idonotlikethatwoman!Joey:(shouting)Icanhearyou!Monica:Iamloud!Scene:Ross'sapartment,Ross,Rachel,andPhoebearewatchingamovieAll:Aww!(Theyalllaugh)Rachel:That’sfunny(PhoebeputsherfeetuponRoss’stable)Ross:HeyPheebs,couldyoupleasenotputyourfeetuponmynew…(OnRachel’sglare)…oldsheetPhoebe:Ohsure!(Shegoestotakeherfeetoff,butdragsthesheetwithherwhichspillsthewine)Noo!Rachel:Ohh!!Ross:Myapothecarytable!!!Phoebe:What!Rachel:Noooooo!!(Phoebeliftsupthesheettodiscovertheexactsameapothecarytabletheyhave)Phoebe:Ross,wheredidyougetthis!Ross:IgotitatPotteryBarn!!Okay!Rachel:OhmyGod,Phoebe,PotteryBarnhasrippedoffthedesignofourantique!Phoebe:Wow!OhmyGod,wellifthey’verippedoffourtableoursmustbemuchmorethanoneandfiftydollars!Rachel:OhyesPhoebe:Wellthisdoesn’tevensmelllikeopiumRoss:Ofcoursenot,itsmellslikewine,whichyouspilled!AndthanksforwreckingmysheetbythewayPhoebe:OhRoss,calmdown,I’llgiveyouthecents(RossglaresatRachel)Scene:MonicaandChandler's,MonicaandChandleraresittingatthekitchentableChandler:Okay,onemoretimeMonica:Chandler,wouldyoulikesomemoreorangejuiceChandler:PerfectdecibelMonica:(loudly)Iknow!!!Joey:(entering)Hey!Chandler:HeyJoey:Souh,whatareyouguysdoingChandler:Ohnothing,we’rejusttalkingY’know,blahblahblahJoey:Look,comeonyouguys,yousaidyouweregonnatry!Allrightlook,IcameoverheretoinviteyouguystoamoviewithmeandJanineMonica:Well,I’dliketobut,(extremelyquietly)I’mnotsurewehavetimetogoJoey:Haha,veryfunnyLook!Idon’tknowwhattodo!IreallywantyouguystogetalongJustpleasecometothemoviewithusImeanyouoweme!Monica:Weoweyou!Joey:That’sright!IhelpedyouguysoutalotinthestartofyourrelationshipHuhIhelpedyouguyssneakaroundforlikesixmonths,andIlookedlikeanidiot!AndIwashumiliatedAndIonlymadedollars!Monica:Wedidn’tgiveyouanymoney!(Chandlerismotioning,"No!")Joey:Youdon’tthinkIknowthat!Scene:PhoebeandRachel's,RachelisshowingRossaroundthenewlydecoratedlivingroomRachel:…seeIcan’tdecidewhetheritwouldgobetternexttothenewwickerdiningchair,theSaharadesk,ortheParkerconsoletableRoss:Wow!Ididn’tknowthattherewasaPotteryBarnuphereRachel:Iknow,IknowIwentalittlecrazyRoss:AlittleYourplacelookslikepageofthecatalogueOhlookatthat!Theornamentalbirdcage!Large!Phoebe:(entering)Hey!Rachel:HeyPhoebe:(seesRoss)OhRossnoBecareful,thatisveryold!OkayEarlyColonialbirdmerchantsusedtobringtheirbirdstomarketinthatRoss:(glaringatRachel)FascinatingPhoebe:(gasps)Anotheramazingfind!Wow!OhIbetthishasagreatstorytoo!Rachel:Ohitdoes,itdoes!ItisaroomseparatingapparatusfromColonialtimesPhoebe:Ah!Ross:Hmm,alotofthisstuffisfromColonialtimesHey,whataresomeothertimeperiodsRachel(Sheglaresathim)Rachel:Wellthere’syoreAnduh,y’know,yesteryearPhoebe:Yeahno,I’mtellingyouRachelhassuchagreateyeforthisstuffRoss,y’knowifyoueverdecideyouneedtoredecorateAndIthinkthatyoushouldYoushould,youshouldaskRacheltohelpRachel:Ohhoneyhedoesn’tneedmyhelpPhoebe:Oh,comeon!Ithinkhe’sreadytogetridof,whatdidyoucallitThecheapknockoffsanddinosaurjunkRoss:Really!(ToRachel)Hey,y’knowwhatSinceyouhavesuchagreatsenseofwhatIneed,uhooh,here’shere’sbucks,whydon’tyoutakePhoebedowntothatColonialfleamarketofyoursandgetmesomestuffRachel:(notsureofwhattodo)Y’knowwhatIdon’t,Idon’tthinkPhoebereallywantstocomePhoebe:No!Idowantto!Rachel:Oh,shedoeswanttoRoss:ShedoeswanttoPhoebe:Yeah!Scene:TheStreet,PhoebeandRachelareheadingbackfromthatColonialfleamarketRachel:Pheebs,Idon’tknowwhattosayIguessthefleamarketwasjustbetterlasttimePhoebe:WellatleastIgotthesesheetsforRossRachel:Yeah(TheywalkbyaPotteryBarnwindowdisplay)Phoebe:Uck,lookatthis!PotteryBarn,yuck!Rachel:Yeah,y’knowwhatDon’tlookatit(Realizesthedisplayistheirlivingroom)Seriously,don’tlookatit(TriestopullPhoebeaway)Phoebe:No!Looklook!There’sthecoffeetabletheystolefromus!Rachel:Ugh,thosebastards!Let’sgoPhoebe:ThatfankindalookslikeoursAndthebirdcageandthe…waitasec!Thisisourexactlivingroom!Rachel:No!No!No!Noit’snot!Noit’snot!Comeon!Phoebe,oursistotallydifferent!Imeanwedon’thavethe…(Looksdesperatelyforsomethingdifferent)Wedon’thavethe…thatlamp!Andandthatscreenisy’know,ontheothersidePhoebe:OhmyGodThisiswhereyougotallourstuff,PotteryBarn!OhmyGod!Rachel:Okay!OkayokaylooknoIdid,IjustwantedthisstuffandIknowhowyoufeelaboutPotteryBarnJust…Comeondon’tbemadPhoebe:Nonono,butIammad!Iammad!Becausethisstuffiseverythingthatiswrongwiththeworld!Andit’sallsittingupinmylivingroomandallIcanthinkaboutishowIdon’thavethatlamp!Rachel:Wellthenhoney,buythelamp!Hey,wehavethatbucksfromRossPhoebe:Ican’t!Ican’t!Unless…WellareyousayingthatthatyouwouldmoveoutififIdidn’tbuythatlampRachel:What!No!I’mnotgonnamoveout!Phoebe:ButareyousayingthatyouwouldmoveoutifIdidn’tbuythatlampRachel:(getsit)OhYes!Iwouldsomoveout!Phoebe:OkaythenIdon’thaveachoice!Ihavetobuythatlamp!Rachel:That’sright!(Theystarttogoinside)Phoebe:ButatleasttheapothecarytableisrealScene:Thehallway,Joey,Janine,Monica,andChandlerarereturningfromtheirseconddateJoey:Well,thisthisthiswasgreatDidn’teverybodyhaveagreattimeJanine:WellIdidIreallydidAndyouguys,I’vegottosay,I’msorryifIwasalittleweirdafterthelasttimewewentoutIguessIwasjustnervousorsomethingChandler:That’stotallyunderstandableMonica:Don’tworryaboutitJanine:SowecangooutagainChandler:Ohyeah!Monica:Absolutely!Janine:OhgoodJoey:Ohwellthen,goodnight!Monica:Goodnight!(Theygointotheirrespectiveapartments)CuttoJoeyandJanine’s,they’reenteringJoey:SeeEh,wasn’tthatfunJanine:Wehavegottomove!Monica:(burstingin)Iknewit!!Y’know,you’renotsoquietyourself,missy!Chandler:AndI’mblahListen,theonlythingmoreboringthanwatchingmoderndanceishavingtolistentoyoutalkaboutit,(Imitatingher)"OhChandler,Ijustlostmyselfinthemoment"Janine:Y’know,Iknowyou’retalking,butallIhearis,"BlahBlahBlahblahblah"Monica:(stepsupandpointsather)Allright!Youandme!Let’sgo!Rightnow!Joey:Allright!Allright!Enough!Enough!Enough!!Enough!(ToChandlerandMonica)Youtwogohome!IIIgottatalktoJanine!(Theystarttoleave)Chandler:(ToMonica)Y’knowIthinkyoucantakeherMonica:(toJanine)You’dbetterhopeIdon’tseeyouinthehallway!!(Theyexit)Joey:Allright,uh,we’vegotalittlebitofaproblemhereThesepeoplearemyfriendsyoucan’ttreatthemthatwayJanine:Theysaidstufftometoo,y’know!Joey:Iknow!Iknow!AndI’mgoingtotalktothemaboutitTheymeansomuchtomeThey…They’relikemyfamilyIfyouguysaregonnabefightingallthetime,II…Idon’tthinkwecanbetogetherItjust,itjustcan’tworkItcan’t(Startstobreakup)I’mveryupsetJanine:OkayOkayWould,wouldithelpifIwentoverandapologizedJoey:Yeah!Yeah!Thatwouldbeveryhelpful!Yeah(Heopensthedoorforherandsheexitsintothehallway)Cuttothehallway,JanineisenteringasMonicaistakingoutthegarbageMonica:WhatdidItellyouaboutthehall!Janine:Iwasjustcomingoverheretoapologizeformybehavior!I’dreallylikeitifwecouldbefriendsMonica:Well,IknowthatwouldmakeJoeyhappy,so,IwouldlikethattooJanine:GreatMonica:Nowcomeon(Theyhuglikemen)Well,I’mgladweworkedthingsoutJanine:MetooMonica:OkayJanine:I’llseeyouMonica:Bye(Leavestoresumehergarbageremovaltask)Janine:(mutteringtoherself)OrI’llhearyouMonica:(hearingthat)That’sitbiggirl!(HitsJanineinthebuttwiththegarbagebag)Comeon!Janine:Wait!(Janinepauses,thenrunsdownthestairs)Monica:(chasingher)You’dbetterrun!(JoeyandChandlerbothcomeintothehallway)Chandler:DidyouhearthatJoey:Yeahuh,whatamIgonnadoChandler:Yeah,I’msorryman(Pause)YouwannagowatchJoey:Yeah!(Theyheaddownstairs)EndingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,Ross,Chandler,andMonicaarethereasJoeyentersRoss:Hey!Joey:Howyadoin’Chandler:Heyso,diduh,didshemoveoutJoey:Prettymuch,yeahMonica:IcannotbelieveyoubrokeupwithherjustlikethatJoey:Well,whenit’snotright,youknowitChandler:YouokayJoey:Yeah!YeahI’llbeallrightRoss:Y’knowwhatwouldcheeryouupJoey:WhatRoss:I’mgivingthislectureonerosiontheoriestomorrownight,IthinkyoushouldcomeJoey:(laughinghysterically)You’reright!Thatdidcheermeup!End一张桌子嘿!嘿!听着你们认为我跟Janine有机会吗?我们以前已经讨论过了!Yeah不要再问这个问题了。她已经说得够明白了她跟你是不可能的。好吧我想我不应该太兴奋但是我刚吻了她!!说真的?棒极了!真的?是吗我们会看到的。你吻了她?哦这个吻棒极了。那么你吻了她接下来怎样?接下来我就过来告诉你们这个好消息。那么现在她就只是在那等你?我得走了。好的。我的舞蹈课真的要迟到了!好的。Okay,现在我真的迟到了。好的我等着你。但是可以留下你的唇印吗?再见。再见。看到我刚才吻她了吗!感觉棒极了!我吻她吻得乐此不疲!她的吻比我妈妈做菜好多了!我很荣幸你提到烹饪。我知道。瑞秋,亲爱的你得告诉邮局你搬家了行吗?你的账单什么的还是寄到我们这儿来。噢,PotteryBarn!你可以把这些给扔一边了。我不是收垃圾的我是递邮件的。莫尼卡看看看!这是我订的那个桌子。你从PotteryBarn订的?!对!这是个药剂商用的桌子。谁知道药剂商是什么?配药的呗。瑞秋,菲比不喜欢PotteryBarn我也不喜欢PotteryBarn他们就因为我坐在床上就把我轰出去了!!你脱下了裤子并且在他们的床单上乱爬!!我当时很累!菲比不喜欢PotteryBarn?对她不喜欢所有批量生产的产品。她认为所有家具的背后都应该有一段历史故事。但是这背后就有故事呀!这些家具他们可是从WhitePlains运来的!!她喜欢另一种类型的。你知道那个她柜台上那个难看的要死的陶瓷水果盘吗?嘿!那是我给她做的!你还做陶瓷?当然!我从垃圾堆里面捡的!我可是跟你说过了你要是把这张桌子放在你们的屋子里你准会听到她抱怨不休的。好吧好吧!我只告诉她这是一张古代的药剂师的桌子她也不知道是从哪来的!看这些小抽屉!上面说能放张CD。跟古代的药剂商桌子没什么两样嘛!所以那人说了这不是母牛你挤出来的不是牛奶!!!^^(言外之意……)我很高兴你们来了钱德和我正在找可以一块出去玩的情侣呢!现在我们有啦!看看吧我们是“一对”一对情侣!我今晚过得很高兴那家餐馆也不错。Yeah钱德我真不敢相信我这次我让你请的客。谢谢了伙计。你们明天来这里吃饭好吗?我会给你们做我刚才提到的意大利面条。噢太棒了噢但是至少让我们带瓶酒吧!乔伊,你不用非这么做的。不我坚持要带酒来。你弄到酒了吧。没错搞定了。大家晚安了。明天见!明天见!非常期待!那么我们怎么从钱德和莫妮卡的邀请中脱身?什么?我可不敢连续两天跟他们玩。莫尼卡和钱德那里不对?我不知道也许他们嘴太贫了!贫?好吧你知道钱德很贫。莫妮卡只是很难想象那么小一个人嗓门那么大。Uh,他们是我的好朋友。你是说我们不能跟他们交往吗?这是个问题。不我们当然能跟他们交往了。只是不要连续两天好不好我有点受不了。我想是的吧。谢谢。如果你愿意我会把我的朋友们卖了然后用那些钱给你买礼物。嘿!嘿!噢多好一张桌子啊?从哪儿买的?你猜!Umm,跳蚤市场?哈!你看我就知道你会一猜就中。这很酷吧看这是个药剂商的桌子。Wow!你可以想象这里就是他们装药的地方。哦对的。你看现在还能闻到鸦片味儿呢!差不多啦。多少钱?就块。块?!?!跳蚤市场??!!哦你看这是张非常新的旧货。噢不。我的意思是在跳蚤市场这个就是一块钱。一块钱?!再加五十块。所以这桌子就是五十一块钱买的。嘿确实很便宜啊。Yeah这是什么年代来的?Uh,这是古代的。古代的懂吗。是的我懂。这桌子多好啊!我打赌这张桌子后面肯定有一段精彩的故事!卖桌子的人没告诉你些什么吗?例如它是从哪来的?是的它是从WhitePlains运来的。WhitePlains噢这是个多么充满魔力的名字啊。(其实WhitePlains为纽约东北郊区一小镇。)嘿!我们来啦!嘿!噢天哪!你喜欢吗?噢不!!!这是我的新药剂师桌子!罗斯!菲比一会就来了不能让她看见!!为什么不?我相信她会喜欢它的!我从PotteryBarn买来的。我知道!我也买了同样的桌子!如果她看见你也有这样的桌子她就知道我在骗她了。我跟她说这桌子是绝版。你为什么这么说?因为她不喜欢PotteryBarn。她不喜欢PotteryBarn!!我知道我知道!她说PotteryBarn的产品批量生产粗制滥造且每个人的款式都一样。所以帮个忙吧!她马上就来了!我们能有个什么盖住它么?不不我可不想在菲比跟前藏住什么。噢等等我有非常好的PotteryBarn的床单!哦!我忘了他们也出产床单!呃是的。我还是不能相信菲比不喜欢PotteryBarn!罗斯,别计较了!她又不是不喜欢你。但是这是PotteryBarn呀!她怎么能不喜欢呢?她这个人很古怪。双胞胎就是很古怪。罗斯,她不古怪她只是喜欢一种类型的家具罢了。你知道什么不是一种类型吗?一个双胞胎!嘿!哦,菲比来了!我们把灯关了开始看电影吧!好的。嘿哦多漂亮的床单啊!哦你喜欢吗?你想知道我从哪买的吗?当然!他从旧货市场(跳蚤市场)买的!你的床单从旧货市场买的??!!罗斯别那么穷酸啦。该花的钱要花的。嘿!嘿!晚餐再过分钟就开始了多令人激动啊!这是你今晚要带过来的那瓶酒。你应该给莫尼卡买花的但还是算了吧。因为昨晚吃饭你付的钱。谢谢谢谢。但我想今晚只有我去吃了。Janine怎么了?哦呃她病了。噢真抱歉。她躺那儿一整天了发高烧并且流鼻涕!鼻涕鼻涕鼻涕!莫尼卡!钱德!昨晚我非常非常抱歉。我不知道乔伊告诉你没有我今天必须去看这场戏。很抱歉祝你们玩得开心。再见。很好玩我没看到什么鼻涕。不不她病得很重!那她还去看戏?!呃你知道发烧很厉害去看戏凉快凉快。乔伊!为什么Janine不来吃晚餐?!!好吧她不喜欢跟你们交往。那么为什么呢?好吧她认为钱德你太贫莫妮卡你太吵。什么??什么?那么她昨晚说过得很愉快就是撒谎了?我还是不能相信我们对她多好啊!还有我不是贫我是有幽默感!我知道我知道!拜托你们别生气了。我认为她只是今天有点不正常你们才是我的好朋友啊!你知道吗那是我们第一次约会!另外她确实有点病!不你说那是你编出来的借口!我知道但是你们不认为病了这个借口比看戏好吗?呃两个借口都不错。那么我去跟莫尼卡喝酒了。拜托了就再给她一次机会吧。我保证她会改变你们对她的看法的。好吧但愿她能。我们去吃晚餐吧。好吧。我不喜欢这个女人!我能听到!我很吵!Aww!真好笑。(菲比把脚放在罗斯的桌子上。)嘿菲比你能把脚别放在我的新……(瑞秋瞪罗斯一眼)……旧床单上吗?噢当然。哦!!!我的药剂师桌!什么?!?!不!!!!罗斯,你从哪儿买的?我从PotteryBarn买的行吗??!!哦天哪菲比,PotteryBarn剽窃了我们的桌子的设计!Wow!天哪要使他们剽窃了桌子的设计那么我们的桌子就不止块钱了!哦是的。好吧这个没有鸦片味儿。当然没有了!它现在有酒味你刚洒上去的!谢谢你刚弄糟了我的床单。Oh罗斯,冷静我会给你八毛钱的。好再来一遍。“钱德你要再来些桔子汁吗?”分贝很恰当。我知道!!!嘿!嘿你们在这做什么?没什么我们只是在聊天。你知道贫嘴贫嘴贫嘴。伙计们你们说过要适应Janine的!我来要请你们跟我和Janine去看电影。我倒是想去(但是我们没时间)。哈哈好玩我可不是想让你们没意思!求求你们来跟我们看电影吧你们可是欠我一份人情的!我们欠你人情!??!当然你们刚开始交往的时候我可是一直在帮你们呢!你们偷偷交往了半年我却一直像个傻瓜!我们没给你钱啊!(钱德做动作:“不!”)你们以为我不知道吗?看我不知道该放在巫师餐椅撒哈拉书桌还是派克饭桌旁。Wow!这些不都是你从PotteryBarn买的吗?我知道我知道。我只是有点购物癖复发。有点?你的屋子里就跟产品目录第页差不多!哦看那个!装饰鸟笼!大号的!嘿!嘿Oh罗斯不这些都是非常古老的东西对吧?早期殖民地的鸟贩子经常用这种鸟笼把鸟运到市场。听起来很棒。另外一处多漂亮啊!Wow!我打赌这个也有很精彩的一段故事呢!是的!是的!早期殖民者用它来分割房间!Ah!Hmm,好多东西都是殖民时期的。有没有别的时期的东西瑞秋?嗯看这是古代的。世纪晚期的。我跟你说瑞秋在挑选古家具方面简直是行家。罗斯,我不是跟你说过你要重新装饰房间吗?只要找瑞秋帮忙就搞定了。哦亲爱的他其实不需要我来帮助。哦没什么的!我想他该扔掉那些呃……你怎么称呼来着?便宜粗制滥造不值钱的恐龙垃圾。真的吗?你确定?看来你还真是行家呢。哦这有块钱你带着菲比去帮我在“殖民时期”跳蚤市场帮我选两件东西吧。你知道吗?我不去我想菲比不会想去的。不!我当然想去!哦她当然想去。她当然想去。Yeah!菲比我不知道该说什么了。这次跳蚤市场好东西没有上回多。起码我给罗斯买了床单。YeahUck,看这个!PotteryBarn!真难看!不要看它们不要仔细看……不!看看吧!他们把我们咖啡桌的设计也偷走了!Ugh,真是混蛋!我们走吧!那个风扇也像我们的!还有那鸟笼……等一下!这就跟我们的客厅一样啊!不!不!菲比不一样!你看我们没有…………我们没有那盏台灯!还有那个屏风!哦天哪这就是你买来我们所有家具的地方!PotteryBarn!哦天哪!!好吧好吧。我只是喜欢这些家具我知道你不喜欢PotteryBarn过来吧别生气了。不不我很生气!很生气!这些东西现在全部都在我的家里摆着我怎么能不生气!现在我在想你为什么没有买那盏台灯!那么我们买下吧!我这里正好有罗斯的块钱呢!我不能我不能!除非……你刚才说如果我不买那盏台灯你就会搬出去?什么?不我才不搬出去呢!但是你刚才确实说如果我不买那盏台灯你就会搬出去!哦是的要是你不买我会搬的!好吧我现在没的选择了!我必须要买那盏台灯了!这就对了。但是至少那张药剂师桌是绝版!wow,真棒。大家都玩得开心吧?真的我必须说我要道歉。我前几天是有点古怪我收回那时的看法。这是完全可以理解的。别担心了。那么我们可以再出去玩吗?好啊!当然了!真好。那么晚安!晚安!看他们不错吧?我们必须要搬家了!!!我知道!你自己本身就不安静小姐!我贫吗?比看现代舞表演更讨厌的是你一直在旁边唠叨:“哦钱德我想我现在完全被感染了。”你知道吗我知道你们在说话可我听到的只有BLAH,BLAH,BLAH好吧!你和我!咱们出去单挑!好吧好吧好吧!够了!够了!你们两个回家!我要跟Janine谈谈!!!你知道我相信你可以打翻她。最好不要再让我在走道里看见你!!!!好吧现在这里有点小问题。问题就是他们是我的朋友你不能这样对他们。嘿!他们也对我大骂你没听见吗?我知道我知道!!!我马上就去跟他们谈。但你知道他们对我多重要。好像家庭一样。如果你们老是意见不和我想我们处不来。我们不可能总在吵架吧。当然不能。我很沮丧。好吧。好吧。要是我去道歉你会不会感觉好点?当然了当然!这会很有帮助的!我刚跟你说过不要让我在走廊里面看见你!!!!我只是来为我的所作所为道歉!我很希望我们能成为好朋友。好吧我知道这会使乔伊很高兴那么我们和好吧。太棒了。来吧。我很高兴我们之间没有矛盾了。我也是。好的。再见。再见。我会试着听你说话的。就是嘛蠢女孩!来吧!!!等等!!你最好跑路先!!你听到了吗?是的呃我们该怎样?嗯我很抱歉。想去看热闹吗?当然了!嘿!怎么样?嘿那么她搬走了吗?呃是的。我不能相信你跟她分手了。是的我知道她不对。你还好吗?是的!是的!我会好的。你知道什么会使你振作起来吗?什么?我明天晚上有一个关于地形侵蚀理论的演讲你来吧!你是对的!这真的会使我振作起来
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