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623 The One With The Ring

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简介:本文档为《623 The One With The Ringdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithTheRingScene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,PhoebeisatthesinkandChandlerislookingataringbrochureChandler:Pheebs,canyouhelpmepickoutanengagementringforMonicaIcan’tfigurethisout!It’ssohard!ShouldIgethera(turningtoeachpage)TiffanycutoraPrincesscutoraahah!Papercut!Phoebe:Now,haveyoutoldanyoneelseChandler:No,Idon’twanttotellanybodyelsebecauseIdon’twantMonicatofindoutPhoebe:YoutoldmeChandler:Well,it’sbecauseItrustyou,you’reoneofmybestfriends,andyouwalkedinonmewhenIwaslookingatringbrochuresPhoebe:Yeahwell,onceagainnotknockingpaysoffIonlywishyouhadn’tbeenonthetoiletChandler:Metoo(JoeyandRossentercausingChandlertoquicklyhidethebrochurebehindhisback)Joey:Hey(Headsstraightforthefridge)Chandler:HeyPhoebe:Hey!SoChandler,wannagotothecoffeehouseChandler:OhallrightPhoebe:Yeah,coffeehouseRoss:Ohperfect,wewerejustgonnaseeifyouwantedtogoChandler:Ohwell,wedon’tbecausewegot…the…otherplplace(JoeyreturnswithapieceofpizzaasChandlerandPhoebeexit)Ross:HowrudeJoey:Oh,I’msorryYouwannabite(HoldshispieceoutsremovealidofajarRossentersandPaulmotionsforRacheltoleavewithhimnow)Paul:(whispering)ComeonRachel:Okay(GetsupandstartstoleavewithPaul)Paul:(ToRoss)Hey!Ross:Hi!(Theyshakehandsandtheirlinesoverlap)Paul:Ross!Ross:Greattoseeyou!Paul:Goodtoseeyoutoo!Ross:HowyoudoingPaul:GoodBye!(Startstoleave)Ross:Okay!Youtakecare!(RossturnshisbackonPaulandmakesa‘Ihatethatguy’facePauldoesthesamething)Ross:HeyPheebs,whatwhatwasthedealwithyouandChandlerblowingusoffbeforePhoebe:Yeah!Thatwassoweird,huhRoss:Phoebe,why’dyoudoitPhoebe:Ididn’tdoit!ItwasChandler!He’s…He’smadatyou!Ross:What!Why!Phoebe:Please,IthinkyouknowwhyRoss:Ican’tthinkofanythingPhoebe:ComeonRoss,you’reapaleontologist,digalittledeeperRoss:Waitaminute,isitbecauseJoeyandIdidn’tinvitehimtothatKnicksgameacoupleofweeksagoPhoebe:Doyouthinkthat’ssomethingthathe’dbemadatyouforRoss:IguessitcouldPhoebe:WellthenIthinkthat’sitRoss:Well,ifhe’sangry,hereallyshouldn’tjustcoveritupIIwishhewouldjusttellmethetruthPhoebe:Oh,ifthat’swhatyouwantyouthenyoureallyshouldrunhisheadunderhotwaterandbanghisheadagainstatableScene:JoeyandRachel's,PaulandRachelaregettingreadytogooutPaulisenteringfromthebathroomPaul:HoneyImadeareservationatChinaGarden,isthatokayRachel:Yeahthat’sgreatButfirst,wait,talktome,talktomeTellmeaboutyourdayPaul:ItwasfineRachel:OkayHey,whatareyouthinkingWhatareyouthinkingrightnowPaul:I’mthinkingthatyouarelookingreallyfineitthatdressRachel:Yeahthat’sgreatPaul,buty’knowIwannaknowwhat(Putsherhandsonhisshoulders)Wow,thosearereallygreat!Ijustwannaknowwhat,whatisbehindthisthisstrong,silentexteriorY’knowtheysaythatstillwatersrundeepandIwannaswiminyoursPaul:AreyoutalkingabouthavingsexRachel:NoPaul,Idon’tknowanythingaboutyou!Y’know,likelikeyourchildhood!Tellmeaboutyourchildhood!Paul:NormalRachel:Okay,wellthenhowaboutpuberty!Comeon,that’salwaysapainfultime!Y’knowyourfriendsinviteyoutoaslumberpartyandthentheystickyourhandinwarmwaterwhileyou’resleepingsothatyoupeeinyoursleepingbagPaul:Nope!Thatneverhappenedtome!Rachel:Well,you’reluckyyounevermetthatbitchSharonMajeskyAnyway,umm…Therestofyoulife,y’knowAnyregretsPaul:NopeRachel:AllrightPaul,I’mnotaskingforalothereOkayJustgivemesomethingAnything!Paul:OkayRachel:OkayPaul:OkayRachel:AllrightPaul:WhenIwassixyearsoldRachel:HmmmmPaul:IwantedabigwheelAndinsteadmyparentsgotmethislittleplasticchickenthatyouhoparoundonItwasembarrassingkidsmadefunofmeThatwasaprettytoughyearRachel:That’sthat’sgreat!SeeIalreadyfeellikeIknowyoualittlebetter!ThankyouOkay,comeonNowwecangoeatLet’sgo(Getsuptoleave,butPauldoesn’tmove)Paul:ItwashorribleTheycalledmechickenboyRachel:Oh!TimeLapse,PaulisnowweepinguncontrollablyinRachel’sarmsPaul:AndinfifthgradeIgotintoafightWell,itwasn’treallyafightRichardDarinvelbitmeonthenoseand,andIfeeldownIstillhavealittlescarerighthere(pointstoit)youcanseeitRachel:YeahYeah,IIIseethescareListen,Paul,Ithinkthisisreallygreatthatthaty’know,yousharedyourfeelingsIt’sreally,it’sbeautiful,butumm,whatdoyousaywegosharesomefoodPaul:Oh,Icouldn’teatnowRachel:What!Wait!Whatareyoutalkingabout!YoulovetheirKungPaoChicken!Paul:Chicken(Pointingtohimself)Chickenboy!Rachel:MyGod,I’msorry!I’msorry!Ididn’tmeantodothat!Iwouldn’tdothat!(Paulscreamslikeachickenandbreaksdownintotearsagain)Scene:AJewelryShop,ChandlerandPhoebearelookingatengagementringsChandler:Nothin!Thisistheninemillionthringstorewe’vebeentooandIcan’tfindtheperfectring!(Goesovertoanotherdisplaycounterandstartspointingatrings)Uglyring!Uglyring!Uglyring!(Noticesthatoneofthejewelersiswatchinghim)It’sabeautifulselection(Thejewelerwalksawayslowly)Phoebe:Okay,somaybeyoudon’tgetheraringMaybeyoumaybeyoudosomethingdifferentY’knowMaybeyougetheranengagementbracelet,y’knowOranengagementtiaraOrooh!AnengagementRevolutionaryWarmusket!(PicksoneupfromthedisplayinthecornerChandler:Y’know,I’msogladIpickedyoutohelpmewiththisPhoebe:HuhCanyoujustimaginegettingdownononekneeandhandingherthisgorgeouspieceofweaponryChandler:Yeah,I’mgonnastickwiththering(Goestoanotherdisplaycounter)Oh,thisone’snice!(Pointingtoanotherring)Ilikethisone!SirUh,kindsirCanIseethisonePhoebe:(comingoverafterreturningthemusket)Waitaminute,no,thisis,thisisthereasonyoubroughtmeOkayIknowhowtohaggleSoletmehandlethisfromhereonoutMaleJeweler:CanIhelpyouChandler:Uhuh,yesIwouldliketoseethatringpleasePhoebe:Ornot,whateverMaleJeweler:Thisringisfromthes,it’saoneandahalfcaratdiamondwithsapphiresoneithersideChandler:Sir,canIaskyoutoumm,couldyou…holdoutthatringandaskmetomarryyouMaleJeweler:Okay(Holdsoutthering,deadpan)WillyoumarrymeChandler:(chokingup)OhmyGodthat’sit,that’sthering!HowmuchisitPhoebe:Chandler,IIwillhandlethis!(Tothejeweler)HowmuchisitMaleJeweler:,Phoebe:Wewillgiveyou$MaleJeweler:(angrily)Areyouinterestedinthisring!Chandler:Yes!Yes,butIcanonlypay$,MaleJeweler:Okay,IcanletitgoateightPhoebe:Westandfirmat$MaleJeweler:(ignoringher)HowwouldyouliketopayChandler:Uh,creditcard(Reachesforitthenrealizes)Ohno!Nono,butIleftmycreditcardwithJoey(ToPhoebe)Okay,I’llgogetitYouguardtheringPhoebe:Okay(Tothejeweler)Listen,I’msorryaboutbeforeDoyouhaveanythingherfor$MaleJeweler:Uhyes,Ihavethesetworatherbeautiful$bills(Holdsthemupfromhispocket)Phoebe:I’llgiveyou$forthemScene:CentralPerk,RossandJoeyarethereRoss:Hey,rememberhowChandlerandPhoebeblewusoffyesterdayJoey:NoRoss:RememberYouyouwereeatingpizzaJoey:YeahRoss:OkayWell,apparentlyChandler’sangryatusfornotgettinghimatickettothatKnicksgameacoupleofweeksagoJoey:Oh,we’resupposedtojustgethimaticket!Thatguyisalwaysmoochingoffofus!Ross:Yeah!Anyway,IIstillthinkweshouldtrytopatchthingsup,y’knowLikeuh,maybewecouldgethimtogetticketstoanotherKnicksgameandinvitehimJoey:Ohwowthat’sagreatidea!AndIstillhavehiscreditcardGunther:(handingthemthebill)HereyougoRoss:Oh(Startstogethismoney)Joey:Heyheyheyhoho,IgotthisoneHereyougo(HandsGuntherChandler’scard)Y’knowIgottatellya,sometimesIjustIdon’tgetChandlerY’know,meandhimdostuffallthetimewithoutyouandyoudon’tgetallupsetRoss:AllthetimeJoey:Allthetime!Scene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,MonicaisthereasRachelentersRachel:OhmyGod!OhmyGod!!Monica:StillcryingRachel:LikealittlegirlIknowIknowIknowThisisallmyfaultIwantedhimtoopenupButGod,Ididn’tknowthatIwasgonnaunleashthisthisweepy,clingy,moistmonster!Monica:Y’know,IonlyknowoftwosurefirewaystoshutamanupAndoneofthemissexRachel:What’stheotheroneMonica:Idon’tknow,I’veneverhadtousetheotheroneI’mjustsayingy’know,ifwe’rehavingsex,he’snotgonnabetalkingRachel:Ohthat’srightYou’rethetalker(Theybothreflectonthatbriefly)Anywayuh,greatidea!Umm,IgottagotothestoreItoldhimthatIwouldbuyhimsomemoretissuesMonica:Oh,wehavesome…Rachel:Noyoudon’t!Scene:TheJewelryStore,PhoebeisbusytryingonvirtuallyeverythinginthestoreShe’sgotearrings,rings,bracelets,andenoughnecklacestoputMrTtoshameonPhoebe:Okayumm,I’dalsoliketotryonthetiara(Themalejewelerhandsittoher)OhyeahOkay(Putsiton)(Tothejeweler)Whatdoyouthink,toomuchMaleJeweler:AtadPhoebe:OkayThen,takethetiarabackandletmeholdthemusketagain(HehandsittoherandPhoebeposesinfrontofoneofthosesmallmirrors)Something’smissingIt’snot…Okayoh,letmeseetheringmyfriendpickedoutMaleJeweler:(tothefemalejeweler)Where’sthesprincesscutringFemaleJeweler:Ijustsoldittothatgentleman(Pointstotheonewalkingoutthestore)Phoebe:OhmyGod!!(Sherunsafterhim,butsetsofthesecuritysystem,whichlocksthestore’sdoorandbringsdownasetofbarsbehindher,cagingherin)No!What!Helpme!Letmeout!Now!(Pointsthemusketatthem)CommercialBreakScene:JoeyandRachel's,PaulisstillcryingasChandlerentersPaul:RachelChandler:NoHowareyaPaul(Startstolookforhiscreditcard)Paul:(actingmanlytotryandcoveruphiscrying)OkayChandler,didyourdadeverhugyouChandler:No,didhehugyou!Paul:No!No!It’sjustthat,mydadneverdidImissmydadChandler:Well,youcanseemydadinVegaskissingotherdadsPaul:HeyChandlerChandler:YeahPaul:Wouldyou……WouldyouhugmeChandler:I’malittlebusyherePaulPaul:That’sexactlywhatmydadusedtosay!(Startstobreakdownagain)Chandler:Okay,aquickoneComeonhugitout(PaulrushesoverandhugsChandlertightly)Ohhey!Thereyougo(Thehugcontinues)Okay(Thehugcontinues)Paul:FivemoresecondsChandler:Okay!(Pusheshimaway)Joey:(entering)Hey!Paul:Joey!(GoesoverandhugsJoeyandpickshimoffofhisfeet)Joey:Whoawhoaheyhey!(MotionstoChandler,"What’sgoingon")Hi,Paulisit(PaulnodsyesandstillhuggingJoey)Chandler:DoyouhavemycreditcardJoey:Yes,it’sinmy…In…inmypocket(Paulhasn’tdroppedhimyet)(Chandlerstartstoreachforhisfrontpocket)Mybackpocket!Mybackpocket!Chandler:ThankGod!(Grabshiscard)Joey:OhheylistenIgotusticketstoaKnicksgametonightChandler:Oh,Ican’tgoJoey:Comeon!It’llbefun!Me,you,andRoss,and…Paulprobably…Scene:TheJewelryStore,ChandlerisenteringwithhiscreditcardandPhoebeisholdingoutanotherringforhimPhoebe:Chandler,Ifoundtheperfectring(Holdingitoutforher)Chandler:Oh,that’suh,that’sprettynicebutI’mgonnagowiththeoneIpickedfirstPhoebe:OhmyGodChandler,theoneyoupickedisgoneIt’sover!Chandler:WhatPhoebe:SomeguyboughtitI’msorryItiredtostopitbutthey(pointstothejeweler)putmeinjail!Chandler:TheyputyouinjailPhoebe:Thelittlejailbetweenthedoors!Chandler:Phoebe,Iaskedyoutoguardthering!Phoebe:Iknow,I’msorry!Buty’know,thisringisbetter!MonicaneverevensawtheotherringChandler:YeahbutwhenheproposedtomewiththeringIgotgoosebumpsPhoebe:MaybeitwastheguyChandler:Itwasthering!Scene:CentralPerk,RossisonthecouchandJoeyisenteringRoss:Hey!Souh,washeexcitedabouttheticketsJoey:No!Heblewusoff!Ross:What!Joey:Iknow!Ross:Ican’tbelieveit(Pause)CanItellyousomethingI’malittlemadathimnowJoey:CanItellyousomethingMetooRoss:Y’knowwhatHedidn’twanttotalktousaboutbeingangry,wellmaybewedon’ttalktohimatall!Joey:Ooooh!FreezehimoutRoss:That’sright!Joey:Ilikeit!Ross:EhWe’llshowhim!Joey:Fromnowon,it’sgonnabeJoeyandRoss,bestfriends(Theyshakehands)Okay!We’regonnabethenewJoeyandChandlerScene:JoeyandRachel's,PauliswritingsomethingasRachelentersRachel:HiI’mbackPaul:Hey!Ihavesomuchmoretotellya,I’vewrittenitalldown!Rachel:Ahthat’sgreatNoactuallythat’s…(Inasexyvoice)That’sgreat!That’sreallygreat!Y’know,Igottatellyawriting,Imeanwriting,getsmeuh,getsmekindahotPaul:Wait!Wait!Listen!Listentothis!(Flipsacouplepagesandpointstosomething)Y’knowwhatIwantedtobewhenIwasthatageRachel:AloverPaul:AsurferRachel:OhyeahsurferPaul:Iwantedtobeonewiththewaves,y’knowRachel:Okay,holdonrealquick,holdonasecondletmejustuh,(sitsonthecounterandbuttonshersweatertoshowsomecleavage)getalittlemorecomfortablehereWait,nowwaitasecond,thisisn’ttoorevealingisitPaul:(barelyglancingather)NoWhateverhappenedtothatlittledude(Pause)Sofullofdreams…Rachel:Idon’tcareaboutthelittledude!Ican’t!Icannotlistentoanymoreofthis!Y’know,theonlypersonwhowouldwanttolistentothisisamentalhealthprofessional!Andthenit’sonlybecausetheygetpaid$anhour!DoyouknowhowmuchmoneyIcould’vemadelisteningtoyou$,!AnddoyouknowwhenIfiguredthatoutWhileyouweretalking!Paul:What!Ican’tbelieveyou’retryingtostifleme!Whenjusthoursagowefiguredoutthatthatisexactlywhatmymotherwastryingtodotome!Rachel:Oh…I’msorryI…IIdon’tmeanIdidn’tmeantostifleyouI…ThisisalljustalittleoverwhelmingPaul:OhRachel,I’msosorryIdidn’tmeantooverwhelmyouIt’sjustthat,whenthosegatesopen,you…(Startstobreakdown)Hardtoclose‘emButtheyareclosednowBelievemeRachel:I’msoglad,I’msogladyoushared(Feelinghisshoulder)AndI’mgladthatyou’redoneWhatdoyousayweumm…(Nodsinthedirectionofthebedroom)Paul:Iwouldreallylikethat(Theykiss)Scene:Rachel’sBedroom,PaulandRachelarerecoveringPaul:Thatwas…sogood(Startscryingagain)Scene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,ChandlerislookingattheringheboughtandnotlikingitPhoebe:(enteringfromherroom)HeyChandler:Ican’tbelieveIletyoutalkmeintobuyingthisstupidgumballmachinelookingring!Phoebe:It’snotastupidgumballmachinelookingring!It’sabeautifulring!Chandler:No,it’snot!WhenIlookedattheotherringIcouldseeMonica’sfacewhenIgaveittoher,y’knowAndIcouldseehersayingyesWhenIlookatthisring,allIseeisaring!UnlessIlookatitreallycloselyandthenIcanseemyowneye(Doessoandlaughs)Look,thisisthemostimportantthingI’mgonnadoinmylifeIwannamakesureit’sperfectPhoebe:OkayTheremaybeawaythatwecangettheotherringback‘CauseIheardtheguytellthejewelerwherehewasgoingtoproposeSomaybewecangethimtotraderingsorsomethingChandler:Ican’tdothatPhoebe:Wellyoucertainlycan’tgiveherthatstupidgumballringScene:ARestaurant,ChandlerandPhoebeareenteringThisistheplacewheretheguywhoboughtChandler’sringisgoingtoproposePhoebe:Thereheis!(Points)Chandler:Okayandhehasn’tproposedyetbecauseshehasnoringonherfingerPhoebe:Wow!You’regood!Afterthis,weshouldsolvecrimesChandler:Yeah!Okay,go,go,gogethimPhoebe:Oh,okay(Walksovertohim)ExcusemesirCouldyoucomewithmepleaseYouhaveaphonecallCustomer:WhoisitPhoebe:ItisyourofficeCustomer:DoyouknowwhoatmyofficePhoebe:JohnCustomer:OhJohn!Great!(ShebringshimovertoChandler)Phoebe:(ToChandler)HereheisChandler:(tohim)Hi!HiOkay,therewasaslightmixupatthejewelrystore,theringyou’reabouttoproposewithwassupposedtobeheldformeSo,I’mgonnaneedtohavethatback(Theguyisn’tsure)But,inexchangeI’mwillingtotradeyouthisbeautiful,moreexpensivering(Lookingatthering)EwPhoebe:Wow!IwouldtradeCustomer:Itisbeautiful,butI’mgonnausethisoneNow,ifyou’llexcusemeChandler:Nono!Thisismyfiancee(Phoebe)andherheartwassetonthatringYoudon’twanttobreakherheartnowdoyouPhoebe:Yeah,doyouwanttobreakadyingwoman’sheartCustomer:You’redying!(Phoebecoughs)Chandler:Yeah,she’sdying…OfacoughapparentlyPhoebe:Yes,anditismydyingwishtohavethatringSee,ifI’mnotburiedwiththatringthenmyspiritisgoingtowanderthenetherworldforalleternity…Chandler:(interruptingher)Okay,that’senoughhoney!Customer:Idon’tknow(Pause)LetmeseetheringChandler:Great!Okay,here(Holdstheringupforhim)Customer:(looksatit)Allright(Exchangesrings)Chandler:ThankyouThankyouThankyou!(Tohisgirlfriend)Andyouareabouttomarryawonderfulman!(Shestunnedandhe’shorrified)Hey!I’mmarryingadeadwoman!Scene:JoeyandRachel's,JoeyandRossarewatchingTVasChandlerentersChandler:Guys(Theyignorehim)I’vegotsomethingimportanttotellya(StillnothingsohewalksoverandstandsinfrontoftheTV)Guys(TheyleanovertotryandwatchtheTV,Chandlermimicsthem)Guys!(Pause)I’mgonnaaskMonicatomarrymeJoey:(ToRoss)IthinkwegottaendthefreezeoutRoss:Waitaminute,isthis,isthisforrealChandler:Yeah,checkoutthering(Showsittothem)Joey:OhmyGod!!Ross:Soyoutwoarereallyserious!Chandler:Yep,prettymuchRoss:Youyou’regonnagetmarried!Imean…We’regonnabebrothersinlaw!(Theyhug)Joey:Andandandandandand,andwe’regonnabefriendsagain!Chandler:(goestohughimandstopsshort)HeyyyyWhatJoey:Ohit’swaterunderthebridge,forgetit!Chandler:Okay!(Theyhug)Iwasgonnawait‘tiluh,itwasofficialy’knowButIgotsoexcitedIjusthadtotellyouguysbecauseyou’remybestfriendsJoey:IthinkI’mgonnacry!Rachel:(whohasjustentered)Ugh!Nomorecrying!Please!Ijustdumpedonecrybaby,I’lldumpyoutoo!(RossandJoeyurgeChandlertotellRachel)Chandler:I’mgonnaaskMonicatomarrymeRachel:OhmyGod!OhmyGod!OhChandler!!(Hugshim)Youguysaregonnabesohappy!Chandler:IknowJoey:(holdinganemptytissuebox)Where’sallthetissues!(Throwstheboxdownindisgust)EndingCreditsScene:JoeyandRachel's,continuedfromearlierChandlerisshowingRacheltheringChandler:CheckouttheringRachel:(gasps)Nice!OneandahalfcarateasyPhoebe:(entering)HiRoss:HeyheyPheebs!Phoebe:WhatRoss:Chandler’sgonnaaskMonicatomarryhim!Phoebe:OhIknow,Ihelpedpickoutthering(Chandlerlaughs,turns,andseesthatRossandJoeyaren’thappy)Ross:YoutoldherbeforeyoutoldusChandler:Well,shewalkedinwhenIwaslookingattheringbrochuresYoucanunderstandthat,right(RossandJoeylookateachotherandgobacktowatchingthegameonTV)GuysGuys(Walksinfrontofthemagain)End订婚戒指菲比,你能帮我挑订婚戒指吗?我没法决定,这太难了!我该挑个Tiffany式的或者是Princess式的或者是噢!割到我了!你跟其他人说了吗没有,我没告诉其他人我不想让莫妮卡知道可你告诉我了因为我相信你你是我最好的朋友之一还有你进来的时候看到我在看戒指广告下次我不敲门就进来的话你最好不是在厕所里我也是HeyHeyHey!钱德,想上咖啡馆吗好的是的,咖啡馆好极了,我们正想找你们一块去我们去的是另外一家真没礼貌哦,对不起你想咬一口吗你和保罗怎么样很好虽然他是不太爱说话我希望我能让他放开一点,让我分享他的感受这很容易!你就把他当成一罐打不开的泡菜你是说我应该把他泡进热水里然后把他的头往桌子上撞不这是严刑逼供Hi亲爱的Hi!看这个你好吗好吧Hi保罗!Hi菲比最近怎么样没说的嗨!嗨!罗斯!真高兴见到你!你还好吗很好再见!Okay!保重!菲比,你们刚才在搞什么鬼放我们鸽子?Yeah!很奇怪,对吧菲比,你为什么要这么做不是我!是钱德!他生你们的气!什么!为什么!你知道为什么我不知道罗斯,你是个古生物学家再想深一点等一下因为我和乔伊前两个星期没找他去看纽约尼克斯队的比赛?你认为这是他生你们气的原因我想是的那好我也是这么想如果他生气了他为什么不说呢我希望他能告诉我如果你真想让他说你应该把他的头泡进热水里再把他的头往桌子上撞亲爱的我在ChinaGarden订了位子你好了吗?好极了先等等我们先谈谈跟我谈谈你的经历很好好吧嘿,你在想什么你现在想什么我在想你穿这件衣服真漂亮很好保罗但是你知道,我想知道些更棒的!我想知道在这坚强平静的外表下面到底有此什么你知道人家说平静的水更深我想在这里面游游看你是说做爱不保罗你的事我一点都不知道!比如说你的童年跟我说说我你小时候的事!正常Okay,那青春期呢!来吧,那是段痛苦的时光!你的朋友请你参加聚会她们在你睡觉的时候把你的手放进热水里让你尿在睡袋里我没碰到过这种事!你真走运没碰到SharonMajesky那个婊子不管怎么说,umm你有后悔过吗没有好吧Paul我不想知道太多告诉我点什么随便什么OkayOkay六岁的时候我想要一辆大汽车可我父母却给我买了一只塑料小鸡骑着到处跳的那种太难为情了其他的小孩子都取笑我那真是很难过的一年好极了!看我更了解你了!谢谢好吧我们可以去吃饭了我们走那真可怕他们叫我小鸡孩五年级的时候我和人打架也不是真的打架RichardDarinvel一拳打在我鼻子上,我摔倒了你看这还有一个小伤疤是的是的,我看见了你能告诉我这些真是太好了但是你刚才说我们去哪吃饭我现在吃不下什么!等等!你说什么!你喜欢吃宫爆鸡丁小鸡小鸡孩!对不起!对不起!我不是故意的没有!我们找了九百万家手饰店还是没找到只最好的戒指难看的戒指!难看的戒指!难看的戒指!漂亮的精品也许你可以不买戒指你可以做点与众不同的事你可给她买一个订婚手镯或者订婚头冠或者一把订婚步枪我真高兴让你帮我挑到了这个哈想像一下你单膝跪地向她献上这把漂亮的武器我还是要戒指Oh,这个很好!我喜欢这个!我能看看这个吗不等等,这就是你为什么带我来对吗我懂得砍价现在起让我来处理这件事您有什么需要吗是的我想看看这只戒指要么什么也不看这只戒指制造于世纪年代上面有一点五克拉的钻石两面各镶有一块兰宝石先生,你能拿出这只戒指向我求婚吗好吧你愿意嫁给我吗我的天就是这个,就是这个!多少钱钱德,让我来搞定!多少钱八千六百美元我们出十美元你们真的想要这只戒指吗!是的是的但我只能出八千美元好吧,八千就八千我们坚持只付十美元你用什么付帐信用卡哦不我把信用卡放在乔伊那我去拿信用卡你看着这只戒指好的刚才的事情对不起你们这有什么是十美元的吗是的我这有两张漂亮的五美元我出一美元嘿记得钱德和菲比昨天把我们甩了吗不记得记得吗你当时在吃PIZZA是的Okay很明显两星期前我们没找他一起看尼克斯队的比赛他在生我们的气哦我们该给他票吗!那小子老是揩我们的油!不管怎么样我想我们该做点什么也许我们可以给他搞张尼克斯队比赛的票和他一起去看好主意!我还有他的信用卡您的账单Oh嘿嘿嘿我有这个给有时候我真不明白钱德我们一直背着你出去玩可你一点都不伤心一直一直!哦我的天我的天还在哭?像个小女孩我知道我知道这都是我的错我只是想让他放开一点没想到却放出一只泪汪汪粘乎乎湿乎乎的怪物来我只知道有两种方法可以让男人闭嘴其中一种就是作爱另外一件是什么不知道,我从来不需要用到另一种我是说,如果作爱就没时间讲话没错就该换你发言了不管怎么说,是个好主意!我得去趟商店我告诉他我去买纸巾哦,我们还有点你们没有!我还想试试这顶王冠哦好了你觉得怎么样,太多了一点点好吧现在把皇冠收起来再让我试试那把枪缺点什么让我看看我朋友选中的戒指那只二十年代的公主式钻戒呢我刚刚把他卖给这位先生了哦天呐!!等等!别走!怎么回事!救命!放我出去!现在!瑞秋是我你怎么样保罗很好钱德,你爸爸拥抱过你吗没有他拥抱过你吗!不!不!只是我父亲从来没拥抱过我我想念我父亲你可以看见他在拉斯维加斯亲别人的爸爸嘿钱德什么事你能你能抱抱我吗我现在有点忙保罗我爸爸就是这么说的!好吧来吧就一下嘿!放手好啦再多五秒钟好啦!嘿!乔伊!Whoawhoaheyhey!Hi,保罗这是不是你拿了我的信用卡是的在我在我口袋里后袋!后袋!天呐!嘿听着我买了今天晚上尼克斯队的票哦,我不能去来吧!一定很棒!我,你,罗斯,也许还有保罗钱德,我找到那只最好的了这只很漂亮我还是喜欢我刚才挑的那只哦钱德你挑的那只丢了!没了什么对不起被人买走了我想阻止可他们把我关在监狱里!他们把你关起在监狱里就是那两道门之间的小监狱菲比,我让你看着那只戒指!我知道,对不起!你看这只更漂亮!莫妮卡不会看到其他戒指的是的但是他拿着这只戒指向我求婚的时候我简直像只呆头鹅也许是因为那个男人是因为那只戒指!嘿!他听到票的事是不是很兴奋不!他不甩我们!什么!真的!真不敢相信你知道我想说什么吗我现在真的有点生他的气你知道我想说什么吗我也一样他不想让我们知道他在生气好吧我们也可以不和他说话!Ooooh!把他排除在外没错!我喜欢!Eh我们给他点颜色瞧瞧!从现在起,我们就是乔伊和罗斯好兄弟我们会成为新的乔伊和钱德Hi我回来了Hey!我有很多的东西要跟你说,我把它们全写下来了!好极了其实这个这个很好!真的很好!你知道,写字写字让让我浑身发热等等!等等!听着!听听这个!你知道那时候我想当什么吗情人冲浪运动员哦,真的吗,冲浪运动员我想和海浪在一起停一停停一停等一下让我坐得更舒服一点我这样是不是太暴露了不会那小家伙碰到了什么他充满了梦想我一点都不想关心什么小家伙!我没办法!我没办法再听下去了!只有精神病大夫才想听这些因为他们听这个每小时挣一百美元!你知道我已经挣了多少钱吗美元你知道我是什么时候算出来的吗就在你说话的时候!什么!我敢不相信你想让我闷死吗!小时之前我们刚刚谈到我妈妈就是想这么对我的哦对不起我不是有意的我不是想把你闷死我只是没办法控制自己瑞秋,对不起我不是想让你觉得不安只是那扇门一打开就很难关上但是现它关上了相信我我很高兴我很高兴你告诉我这些事我也很高兴你说完了你觉得怎么样我喜欢这真是太好了嘿我不敢相信我居然听了你的话买了只像口香糖一样的蠢戒指这不是口香糖蠢戒指!这是只漂亮的戒指!不不是当我看着那只戒指的时候我能看见莫妮卡看到戒指时的表情我能看见她说愿意看看这只戒指,怎么看它都是只戒指!除非我凑得很近这样我才能看到我的眼睛这是我一生中所要做的最重要的事我希望它完美无缺好吧也许我们还有办法把那只戒指拿回来我听见那个人对珠宝店的人说他打算求婚所以也许我们可以和他交换或怎么样我做不到那你肯定也没办法把那只口香糖蠢戒指交给她他在那!好他还没有求婚因为那个女的手上没有戒指哇!你真聪明!下次我们应该一起破案对!好吧,过去,过去找他哦,好吧对不起先生您能跟我过来一下吗您有一个电话是谁打来的您的办公室你知道办公室谁打来的吗约翰哦约翰!好极了!他在这嗨!嗨是这样的,珠宝店搞混了你打算用来求婚的戒指是我预订的所以我想把它换回来但是,作为交换你将得到这只更漂亮更值钱的戒指哇要是我就换了很漂亮,可我想用这只求婚现在对不起,如果没什么事的话不不!这是我的未婚妻她很想要这只戒指你不想让一个快死的女人心碎吧是的,你想让一个快死的女人心碎吗你快死了!是的很明显她快咳死了是的这是我临死前的愿望如果我不能戴着这只戒指安息我的灵魂来世将在地狱里游荡好了够了亲爱的!我不知道让我看看戒指好极了!在着好吧谢谢谢谢谢谢!你会嫁给一个很棒的男人!嘿!我要娶一个死女人兄弟们我有很重要的事情要告诉你们兄弟们兄弟们!我要向莫妮卡求婚我想我们应该停止装蒜等等,你是来真的吗真的,看这只戒指哦我的天呐!!这么说你们是认真的!非常认真你们你们要结婚了!我是说我要当你的大舅子了!而我们,我们又是朋友了!嘿什么都过去了,别去想它!我本来想等到正式公开的那天可我太兴奋了我一定要告诉你们因为你们是我最好的朋友我真想哭!请你别哭了!我刚才甩了一个爱哭的家伙,我会把你也甩了的!我要向莫妮卡求婚哦我的天!我的天!哦钱德!!你们一定会很幸福的!我知道纸巾都上哪去了!看看我买的戒指好极了!一看就知道是一点五克拉HiHeyhey菲比!什么事钱德要向莫妮卡求婚了!哦我知道是我帮他挑的戒指你先告诉她她进来的时候正好看到我在看戒指广告你们会明白的,对吗兄弟们兄弟
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