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首页 621 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad

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621 The One Where Ross Meets El…

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简介:本文档为《621 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Daddoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRossMeetsElizabeth’sDadScene:CentralPerk,Phoebe,Rachel,Chandler,andMonicaarethereRachelisreadingeveryone’shoroscopeRachel:Okay,Chandler!Chandler:OkayRachel:Andyourhoroscopesays,"Onthefifthaspecialsomeoneisgoingtogiveyouagift"Chandler:(ToMonica)Oh,wellthankyouinadvance(Kissesher)Rachel:Op,butthetwelfthbringsalover’sspatMonica:(ToChandler)Youaregoingtomakeajokeaboutmyspecialpresent!Whywouldyoudothat!Rachel:Oh,waitandonthenineteenthasecretcrushannouncesitself(PhoebewinksandlicksherlipswhileeyeingChandler)Joey:(entering)Heyguys!Chandler:Hey!!Rachel:(ecstatic)OhmyGod!It’sJoeyTribbianiofMacandCHEESE!!!!!!!(Everyoneclapsandcheers,Joeymimicslookingaboutwithagun)Chandler:Ohthat’srightIt’syourfirstday!SoareyoupsychedtofightfakecrimewithyourrobotsidekickJoey:AmIpsychedTheleadinmyownTVseriesI’vedreamedaboutthisforyears!WhyhaveInotbeenpreparing!Phoebe:No!Joey,you’regoingtobegreat!Joey:ButIgottoactwitharobotPheebs,andandIdon’tknowanythingabouttechnology!Ican’tevenuseChandler’scomputerexced,huh(Walksaway)Joey:OkaySorryaboutthat…(Mimicsthatcheekthinghejustdid)Uh,sowhere’sCHEESEWayne:CHEESEisrighthere(Heputsonhisheadset,picksupthecontroller,andwheelsCHEESEinCHEESEisjustaplainoldrobotontrackshekindalookslikeNointhemovieShortCircuit)CHEESE:(Waynewithacomputerizedvoice)NicetomeetyouMac!Joey:(laughs)Thisislikethetemporaryrobot,rightWayne:NoWhyJoey:Well,IIjust,Ijustitwasgoingtobelikeareallycoolrobot,y’knowLiketheterminatororuh,whenIfirstsawyouWayne:Ispenttwoyearsdevelopingthismachine,it’sabsolutelystateoftheartJoey:I’msorry,itjustIdon’tknowitdoesn’treallylooklikeitcandoanythingWayne:Itcandothis(HemovesCHEESE’sarmclosetoJoey’sspecialareaandhejumpsback)Scene:CentralPerk,RossisatthecounterdrinkingcoffeeasElizabethenterswithherdad,PaulElizabethgoestokissRoss,buthejustkissesherontheforeheadBythewayPaulisplayedbyBruceWillisYes,thatBruceWillisfromMoonlighting,DieHard,andArmageddonElizabeth:Thisismyfather,PaulStevensDad,thisisRossGellerRoss:Itit’sgreattomeetyouPaulPaul:IusuallypreferElizabeth’sboyfriendstoaddressmeasMrStevensRoss:Ofcourse,ofcourse,MrStevensPaul:SoRoss,whatyourproblemRoss:EhwhExcusemePaul:Whycan’tyougetagirlfriendyourownageRoss:That’sfunnyUmm…(Pause,thenserious)It’snotfunnyPaul:Idon’tlikeyougoingoutwithmydaughterRossRoss:OkayIcan,IcanseethatUmm,butIthinkifyougivemeumm,onechanceIcan,IcanchangeyourmindPaul:OkayRoss:WhatPaul:OkayI’llgiveyouonechancetochangemymind(Rosslaughsinrelief)Yougotoneminute(Rosssuddenlygetsworried)Elizabeth:Daddy!Paul:Fine!TwominutesGoRoss:Thisisyou(Rossstartslaughing)Paul:(laughsthencheckinghiswatch)minutesecondsRoss:Okay,ummIwantyoutoknowthatIhaveneverdoneanythinglikethisbeforeImean,ImeanI’vebeeninum,relationshipsingeneral,uhbutIhaveneverdoneitwithastudentImeanInotnotit!Imean,ImeanIdon’tWehaven’tdoneitUh,Imean,Imean,we’vewe’vewe’vedonestuff(Paulisnotamused)Okay,okay,ajoke,ajokelightenthemoodUmm,twoguysgointoabarOneofthemisIrishPaul:I’mIrishRoss:AndtheIrishguywinsthejoke!(Monica,Chandler,andPhoebeenter)Monica:Ross!!Chandler:Ross!Monica:Howcrazythatwe’drunintoyou!Ross:OhGod,thankyou!(Runsandgivesallofthemagrouphug)Umm,uh,MrStevensI’dlikeyoutomeetmyfriendsuh,thisisPhoebe,Monica,andChandlerPhoebe:You’reElizabeth’sfather,huhIcanseenowwhereshegetsherruggedhandsomenessMonica:(obviouslyattractedtohim)IsisisthereaaMrsStevensChandler:There’saMrBing!Paul:No,unfortunatelyLizzie’smompassedawayshortlyaftershewasbornIraisedherbymyselfPhoebeandMonica:(sympathetic)Ohh!Paul:IgetthatalotRoss:Okayumm,whydon’twealltakeaseat,y’knowAnduh,andI’llgetusallsomeuhsomecoffees(HegoestopulloutElizabeth’schair,butPaulstepsin)Yeah,whydon’tyou(Paulpullsoutherchair)Uhandyouguyscantalkaboutwhatever,whateveryouwantY’knowWhateverpopsintoyourhead(HeturnshisbacktoPaulandElizabethandpointstohimselfforChandler,Monica,andPhoebeThenhegoestoorderthecoffee)Monica:Y’know,itissostrangeseeingRossherethistimeofday,‘causeusuallyhe’sgotthechildren’shospitalPhoebe:YeahNotlookingfordates(Monicaturnsinhorror)Elizabeth:Souh,MonicaisRoss’ssisterMonica:Andhe’sagreatbrother!Paul:IhadasisterMonica:Ohh!Paul:ShepassedawayMonicaandPhoebe:(sympathetic)Ohh!Paul:Oh,youdon’thavetodothateverytimeChandler:ButuhRoss,Rossisagreatguy!IwasroommateswithhimincollegeUh,funnystory…(HestartslaughingthennoticesthatPaulisn’thappy)You’reroommateincollegedieddidn’thePaul:ApartofhimdidyesRoss:(returningwiththecoffee)OkayherewearePaul,Elizabeth(Hesetsdowntheircups)SoIhopeyouguyswerefindingsomethingtotalkaboutChandler:Yes,wewerejust…(Rachelrunsin)Rachel:Hi,I’msorryI’mlatebutIamready,readytotalkyouup!WhendoesLiz’sfathergetherePaul:I’malreadyhereRachel:Oh!Rossissooogreat!Scene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,Phoebeisworkingonherbookatthekitchentable,Monicaisonthecouch,andChandlerisenteringfromthebathroomcarryingapackageoftoiletpaperChandler:Heyhoney,yougotthekindwiththelittlegirl,yousaidweweregonnatogetthekindwiththebabyMonica:No,yousaidthebabycreepsyououtChandler:No,thelittlegirlcreepsmeoutMonica:YousaidthebabyChandler:WhywouldthebabycreepmeoutMonica:WhywouldthelittlegirlcreepyououtPhoebe:(writingfrantically)Youguys,I’msorry,couldyoupleasetalkalittleslowerChandler:ThisisgoinginyourbookPhoebe:Yeah,it’saboutrelationshipsY’knowThetraps,thepitfalls,whatnottodo,keepgoingThisstuffisgreat!Monica:What!Excuseme!Phoebe:Andhownoneofitmatterswhenthepeoplereallyloveeachother(ChandlerandMonicakiss)Andhowpeoplewillbelieveanythingyoutellthemaslongasit’sacomplimentScene:CentralPerk,RachelistherealoneasPaulentersRachel:(seeinghim)Ohhi!Paul:Hi!Hi(He’slookingaround)IthinkIleftmykeysheresomewhereRachel:Oh!Welllet’slookforthem(FindssomeunderoneofthecouchcushionsIthasapink,fuzzyballonthekeychain)Ohohhey!ArethesethemPaul:NoRachel:Allright!(Throwsthembackunderthecushion)Paul:Oh,heretheyarerighthere(Picksthemupfromunderneaththecornerofthecouch)Rachel:OhgoodPaul:Thanksforyourhelp(Startstoleave)Rachel:(chasingafterhim)Oh,wait!Sorry,MrPaulMrPaulPaul:JustcallmePaulRachel:PaulUmm,IjustwantedyoutoknowthatRossreallyisagreatguyPaul:Wellmaybeyoucandatehimthenthatwouldsavemethetroubleofkillinghim(Rachellaughsthenstartslookingathim)AreyouokayRachel:Youjustdon’tlookoldenoughtohaveatwentyyearolddaughterPaul:Well,wewereveryyoungwhenwehadherRachel:OhWePaul:Wellyeah,itusually,ittakestwopeopleto…(Hetapshisindexfingerstogether)Rachel:Ohno!Yes!Ofcourse,Iknowthat!IjustImeanty’knowareyoustilla‘We’orareyoujust‘You’Paul:I’mjustme,mywifediedshortlyafterLizziewasbornRachel:(sympathetic)OhhSoyouraisedherallonyourownPaul:YesIdidRachel:Ohh(Shetoucheshisarmforsupportandlikeswhatshefeels)Ooh!Scene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,Phoebeisstillwritinginherbook,ChandlerandMonicaareinthekitchenasJoeyentersJoey:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!Monica:HowwasyourfirstdayJoey:Prettygreat!ExceptIdidgetalittleattitudefromtherobotChandler:Damnthoserobots,they’resupposedtobeourfaithfulservants!Joey:Anyway,itwasn’ttherobot,itwastheguywhocontrolshimYeah,hedoesn’tlikemeHehadCHEESEknockoverthesandwichrightwhenIwasreachingforone!Ohh!Phoebe:Well,whydon’tyoujustgethimfiredJoey:Imayhaveto,Ihatetodoit,butI’mthestar!Y’knowThere’salimittohowmanysandwichesIcaneatoffthefloor(Hiscellphonerings)Excuseme(Answersit,onphone)JoeyTribbianiEstelle:(ontheotherend)Joe!I’mgladIfoundya,Igotanauditionforya!Joey:Wow!Estelle:Thethingisit’skindaontheQTTheactorwhohasthepartdoesn’tknowhemightbefiredIt’stheleadinaseries,MacandCHEESEJoey:I’mtheleadinMacandCHEESE!!Estelle:Uhoh!Scene:JoeyandRachel's,RossisenteringlookingforJoey,butinsteadhefindsPaulandRachelmakingoutonthecouchRoss:Joey!Paul:HiRossRachel:IwasjustgettinghimtolikeyouCommercialBreakScene:JoeyandRachel's,sceneiscontinuedfromearlierRoss:Joey!Joey!!(Herunsintohisbedroom)Rachel:Ross,JoeyisnothereRoss:Okay,I’lljustwaitforhiminhere!Rachel:Ross,it’sokayYoucancomeoutPaul:YeahRossit’sokay,it’sme,MrStevensRoss:(comingoutofthebedroom)Oh!OhmyGod!Ididn’tevenseeyou!Paul:Sureyoudid!Youcamein,yougotallawkward,andyouranintothebedroomYouwereshouting,"Joey!Joey!"ByeRach(Kissesher)Rachel:Bye!Paul:I’llcallyoulaterByeRoss(Leaves)Ross:Whatwhatwhatthehowdahowdidwhatthehowdidwhat!Rachel:Well,y’knowhelosthiskeyssohewaslookingforthem…Ross:(incredulous)Inyourmouth!Rachel:No!Downstairs!Andwegottotalkingy’know,forliketwohours,andIreallylikedhimsoIinvitedhimuphereforacupofcoffeeRoss:Youwereatthecoffeehouse!Rachel:Ross,what’sthebigdealSoIkissedtheguy!Ross:Heismygirlfriend’sfather,okayIt’sit’s,it’sweird!Rachel:WhYoudatedmysister!Ross:Thatwasdifferent!Rachel:WhatWhy!Ross:Thisisweirdforme!Rachel:Rosslook,lookthisisgoodforyouOkayLet’sfaceit,sofartheguy’snotlovin’ya!ButIcanturnthataround!Igottheinsidetrack!Wecanallgoouttodinner,y’knowAndIcantalkyouup!Ross,theguyisavery,verysuccessfullawyer!Ross:HowisthatimportantRachel:Ohit’simportant!Scene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,JoeyistellingeveryoneabouthisimpendingterminationatMacandCHEESEJoey:Apparently,there’slikeamillionguysouttherethatcanplayMac,andthere’sonlythisonerobotandthisoneguywhocontrolsit!Ididn’tknowhecouldgetmefired!WhatamIgoingtodoMonica:Welly’knowJoey,you’reaprettycharmingguyJoey:Thanks,butIkindahaveaproblemtodealwithhereMonica:Nosweetie,you’vegottowinovertheguythatcontrolsCHEESE!You’vegottokisssomeseriousrobotass!Joey:That’snotabadideaYeahOkay,butifIgottoturnonthecharmtomorrowI’mnotwastinganymoreofitoverherewithyouguys(Startstoleave,butstopsandturnstoPhoebe)Well,actuallyIgotalittlebitsavedforyouPheebs(Exits)Chandler:Sodoyouthinkuh,Joey’smorecharmingthanmeMonica:Yeah!That’swhyI’msleepingwithhimonthesideChandler:Yeah,youwish(Stopstothinkaboutitandgetsdepressed)Phoebe:(writinginherbook)"Youwish"Monica:Phoebe,stopwritingaboutus!Phoebe:I’mnotwritingaboutyou!I’mwritingaboutotherpeopleChandler:WhoPhoebe:MarciaandChesterMonica:Okayfine!Fine!Thenyouknowwhat,I’lljustwriteaboutPhyllis!Hmm!Chandler:HmmMonica:(writingonapieceofpaper)PhyllisissittinginachairChandler:OhPhoebe:Iseewhatyou’redoing!Monica:(stillwriting)PhyllisseeswhatI’mdoingChandler:OhohPhoebe:Ooh,Ihavetastedmyownmedicineanditisbitter!Scene:PierStudios,JoeyiswalkinguptoCHEESEandWayneJoey:Morning!Hey,how’smyfavoritegeniusandmylittlerobotbuddy!(PatsCHEESEonthehead)Wayne:Don’ttouchhim!Joey:Okay!(Heyankshishandaway)AllrightUmm,allrightWayne,levelwithmeOkayIIkeephearingalltheserumorsthatImightgetfiredOkay,theyevenhaveactorscomingintoreadformypart!Comeonman,youyougottogivemeasecondchance!Imean,IloveIlovethislittleguy!(HegrabsCHEESE’sarmandpullsitoffattheelbow)Ahah!!(Wayneisshocked)Okay,that’swhyyoudidn’twantmetotouchhimrightHereyougo!Okay(HandsWaynethearmandhegoestofixitMeanwhileJoeystartstoberatehimself)Stupid!Ican’tbelieveit!God!(Averybeautifulwomanwalksby)(Toher)Hey,howyoudoin’(HeandhergoovertotalkandWaynelooksonwithenvy)Scene:ARestaurant,RossandRachelareontheirdoubledateRachelisbusytalkingRossupRachel:Soitseemedthatmypromdatehadstoodmeup,soRossselflessly,offeredtotakemeElizabeth:Whatanicestory!Paul:SoRosswasincollegeanddecidedtojumpatthechancetotakeayounggirltoherhighschoolpromRachel:Wow!Idefinitelydidnotseethatonebackfiring!I’mgonnagotothebathroomRoss:Yeah,takeyourtime(Rachelheadsforthebathroom)Ross:(toPaul)JustjustsoyouknowIwasafreshmanandshewasaseniorSoitwasn’tasbadasas…Paul:Ross,look,IknowI’vebeengivingyoualotofjabsandit’spartlybecauseI’mveryprotectiveofLizzie,andpartlybecausewell,theyjustkeepcomingtomeButIhavetoadmitthatafterallthewonderfulthingsthatLizziehastoldmeandthemany,many,(pause)manystoriesthatRachelhastoldmethat,well(pause)you’renot(pause)allbadRoss:NotallbadPaul:Andanyhow,I’msorryIwassoharshbefore,butyouhavetounderstandthatI(pause)stilllookatLizzielikeshe’satwelveyearoldgirlRoss:YeahYouknowwhatIknowwhatyoumeanIdothattooPaul:IbegyourpardonRoss:No!No!NotIdon’tmeanIIseeherasatwelveyearoldgirl!ImeanIIhaveason,who’summsixandIstillthinkofhimasababyPaul:YouhaveasonRoss:Yeah,wellmymyexwifeandIsharecustodyofBenandumm,uh,andjustsoyouknow,CarolandIareonexcellenttermsasI’msureyouarewithyourwife!(Realizes)Oh,I’msorry!(ToElizabeth)It’sunbelievable!Paul:Don’tworryaboutit,Ijustdidn’trealizeyouweremarried(Rachelreturnsandhearsthat)Rachel:Ohwewere,butthatwasjusta(pauseastheaudiencereacts),ImeanthatwasjustabigdrunkenmistakeRoss:You’rebackPaul:Youtwoweremarried!Rachel:Oh!Whoops!I’msorry,youweretalkingaboutEmily!(Rossslamshisheaddownonthetable)Scene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,MonicaandChandlerareenteringandthey’rearguingMonica:Chandler,wesaidwewouldmeetatthecoffeehouseatsixChandler:Wesaidseven!Monica:Wesaidsix!Chandler:TheonlywaythatIsaidsixwouldbeiftheseven’s,letmeetatseven,notatsixMonica:YeahandifIhadseven,maybeIwould’vesaidsomethinglikethis,"Wow!Myboyfriend’ssuchawiseassseven!"Phoebe:(Turningaroundinthechair)Hi!Chandler:OhmygoodGodMonica:Ugh!Phoebe:IknowwhattimeyousaidChandler:What!Phoebe:Wellactually,IknowwhattimeChesterandMarciasaidMonica:WhattimePhoebe:Quiteaninterestingturnofevents,suddenlyit’smybooktotherescue,huh(Readingherbook)Ooh,veryinterestingYeah,wellthiscertainlyclearsthingsupChandler:(disgusted)Whatdoesitsay!Phoebe:IwilltellyouassoonasyouthankmeforwritingmybookChandler:ThankyouforwritingyourbookItsitsuh,greatbookandyouarethequeenofeverythingPhoebe:Thanks!SoareyouChandler:(ToMonica)ItoldyouIshouldnotwearthiscolor(He’swearingareddishorangesweater)Phoebe:(readingfromherbook)Mon…(Pauseassherestarts)MarciaandChesterareplanningonseeingamovieonSundaynightMarciathinksthey’resupposedtomeetatsix,Chesterthinksit’satsevenChandler:Soyouknewweweregonnamissthemovie!Phoebe:That’srightMonica:Insideoftellingusyoudecidedtowriteinyourstupidbook!Phoebe:(writinginherbook)MarciaandChesteraremadatPhyllisScene:Joey’sDressingRoom,JoeyandChandlerarethereJoey:Ican’tbelieveI’mgoingtolosethisjob!Chandler:OhI’msosorryman!IsthereanythingIcandoJoey:Yeah!Helpmegetthisminifridgepastthesecurityguard(There’saknockonthedoorandJoeyanswersittoWayne)Wayne:HeyJoey,IwanttotalktoyouJoey:YeahWell,Idon’twanttotalktoyouWayne!Ihateyou!Youruinedmylife!Oh,Chandler,WayneWayne,Chandler(Theyshakehands)Chandler:Hi,howareyaWayne:Joey,Joey,III’llggetyouyourjobbackifyouhelpmeoutJoey:(incredulous)WhyshouldIhelpyou!Chandler:(whisperinginJoey’sear)ThereasonhejustsaidJoey:(happily)WhatdoyouneedWayne:IIIsawyouonstagetalkingtothatbeautifulwoman,y’knowSarahJoey:YeahWayne:IwishIcouldtalktoherJoey:WhatareyouinlovewithherorsomethingWayne:YeahHerAllofthemAnyoneChandler:Yeah,I’vebeentheremyfriendWayne:Listen,IIguaranteeyoukeepyourjobifyoucanteachmehowtotalktowomenlikeyoudoJoey:OhwowWayne,it’snotreallysomethingyoucanteachy’knowIt’sprettymuchsomethingyou’rebornwithifyou(OffChandler’slook)Youyoucanteachit!I’llshowyourighthowtodoitScene:ARestaurant,RachelisstilltryingtotalkupRoss,nottomuchsuccessRachel:Imeanifyouthinkaboutit,ImeanRossdidlearnsomethingfromeachmarriagePaul:HowtomakethenextoneevenshorterRachel:Nowwaitaminutethat’snotfairHewasmarriedtomeahellofalotlongerthanhewasmarriedtoEmily,hejustdidn’ttellme(Everyonelooksather,Rossnothappily)MaybeIhavetopeeagain(Getsuptotrytousethebathroom)Paul:Well,thisisfunSoRoss,didyoukillanyofthesewivesRoss:Y’knowwhatIII…IIhavehadenoughofthis!Y’know,IIIcareagreatdealaboutyourdaughterandIhavetreatedherwithnothingbutrespect!Soififyou’vegotaproblemwithme,frankly…Paul:Areyouyellingatm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