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619 The One With Joey’s Fridge

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2018-09-08 0人阅读 举报 0 0 暂无简介

简介:本文档为《619 The One With Joey’s Fridgedoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithJoey’sFridgeScene:JoeyandnowRachel'sapartment,JoeyhasthefridgepulledoutawayfromthewallandisintheprocessofpullingoffthecoolinggratebehinditJoey:Wellthatthingisclearingintheway!AllrightAhha!(Hegrabsascrewdriverandstartstoattackthecompressor,onlyhecausesasmallshortcircuitandshockshimself)Ahah!!Damnfridge!(Rachelentersfromhernewroom)Rachel:HiJoey,howyadoin’Joey:Great!Roomie!Rachel:Huh,yeahIguessweareroommatesnowJoey:Yeah!Well,nowthatyoubroughtitup,ourfridgeisbrokenWehavetogetanewoneNow,Icheckedaroundandyourhalfis$ThanksalotRachel:I’mnotpayingforhalfofthat!I’monlystayinghereuntilmyapartmentgetsfixedJoey:LookRach,myparentsboughtthisfridgejustafterIwasborn,okayNow,IhaveneverhadaproblemwithitThenyoushowupanditbreaks!Whatdoesthattellya’Rachel:Thatrefrigeratorsdon’tliveaslongaspeopleJoey:Allright,nowyouknowthattheATMwillonlyletsyoutakeoutatatime,I’lltakeacheckfortheotherhundredRachel:You’rejokin’rightJoey:OfcourseI’mjokin’!Idon’ttakechecksRachel:ThankGodyou’repretty(Exits)OpeningCrediatable,soIkindahavetogo…Monica:What’sthecharityRachel:Idon’tknow,somethingeithertreesordiseaseRalphmumblesalotMonica:DoesRalphmumblewhenyou’renotpayingattentionRachel:Yeah!It’sweirdButthethingisneedtofindadatePhoebe:Well,whatkindofguyareyoulookingforRachel:Well,someonethathashisowntux,orhastheabilitytorentatuxChandler:Sohehastobeamalewhohasatleast$Joey:Ooh!Soclose(RossandElizabethenter)Ross:Heyeverybody!All:Hi!Ross:Heyuh,thisisElizabethElizabeth:Ohhi!All:Hi!Elizabeth:I’mthestudentChandler:(laughs)Isn’tshecute(OnMonica’sdeathstare)No!Phoebe:Y’know,thisisprobablynoneofmybusiness,butweren’tyouguyssupposedtonotbeseeninpublictogetherElizabeth:Oh,we’renottogetherRoss:Ohnonono,we’rejusttwopeoplewhohappentorunintoeachotherhereatthecoffeehouse(Hewinksather)Phoebe:Oh,slyElizabeth:Well,Ireallywantedtomeetyouguys,butIhavetorunI’llseeyoulaterAll:Okay!Elizabeth:ByeRossRoss:Bye(Theykiss)Elizabeth:Oops!IdidnotmeantorunintoyoulikethatsirRoss:Ohthatisquiteallrightma’am(Elizabethexits)Chandler:So,whyissheleavingIsitaschoolnightandshehasalotofhomeworktodoRoss:Yes,hermolecularepidemiologypaperisduetomorrowChandler:Oh,tellhergoodluckwiththatRoss:AnyoneelseHuhBring‘emon!Rachel:Oo!When’sherbirthday!Ross:Idon’tknowRachel,whyRachel:Well,y’knowit’sjustbeensolongsinceI’vebeentoChuckieCheeseMonica:Oh,IlikeElizabethRoss:Wellthanks!Monica:YeahInfact,IlikehersomuchyoutellherIwantmycookiesearlythisyear!Y’know,aboxofThinMintsandsomeTagaLongsJoey:Heyheycomeonyouguys,givehimabreakRoss,seriously,how’sitgoingwithherRoss:Well,actuallyit’sbeengreatShe’ssoshe’snotlookingforanythingtooserious,whichisperfectformerightnowMonica:WellthatisgreatAndseriously,sheseemsveryniceRoss:ThanksIknowyouguysliketogivemeahardtimeandall,butitreallymeansalottomethatyoulikeherJustknowingthatyouguysare…Phoebe:(interrupting)Okay,IgotagoodoneOkay,umm,whatissheLikeScene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,ChandlerissittingatthetableandMonicaisdoingsomethinginthekitchenMonica:Chandler,doyouthinkwetalkaboutourrelationshipenoughChandler:YeahDowehaveanyFruitRollUpsPhoebe:(entering)Hey!Monica:Hey!Phoebe:Okay,IjustthoughtoftheperfectguyforRacheltotaketoherthingChandler:Ohthat’ssofunnybecausewefoundsomeonetooPhoebe:Ohthat’sgood,Iguessshe’llhaveachoicebetweenmyguyandyourweirdoChandler:WhywouldourguybeaweirdoPhoebe:‘Causethat’sjustyourtasteMonica:(laughssarcastically)RachelisnotgoingtopickyourstupidguyPhoebe:OhyeahMonica:Yeah!Phoebe:MyguyisalawyerwhohasvolunteerworkAnd,hehasoneofthese(Shesqueezestheskinonherchintogethertoform…)Chandler:AfaceassPhoebe:Achindimple!Monica:Well,uhy’know,ourguyworkswithChandlerandhe’sreallyniceandsmartandhe’sagreatdresser!Phoebe:Haveyouseenyourguy’sbodyChandler:No,ourguyisjustafloatingheadPhoebe:WellmyguyisspectacularOkayHe’samassageclientandonetimeumm,whenhewasonthetable,IlookedatitAndImeanallofitMonica:You’renotsupposedtolook!Phoebe:Ohyeah,liketherearepoliceforthat!Chandler:(horrified)Wait!YoulookYouyoumassagedmePhoebe:Iknow(Laughs)Monica:Allrightfine,yourguymayhaveagreatbody,butourguyisreallyfunnyPhoebe:Oh,ChandlerfunnyMonica:Ourguy’sagreatdancer!Phoebe:MyguyiswellreadChandler:OurguyhasgreathairPhoebe:Myguyhasgreatteeth!Chandler:OurguysmellsincredibleMonica:(ToChandler)DoyouwantourguytobeyourguyScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,ChandlerisenteringtofindJoeybingeingonthefoodfromthefridgeJoeyisn’tdoingallthatwellChandler:HeyJoey:HuhChandler:Well,you…don’tlookgoodJoeJoey:ThefridgebrokeIhavetoeateverythingColdcuts,icecream,limesHey,whatwasinthatbrownjarChandler:That’sstillinthere!Joey:NotanymoreSoanyway,howdoyouwanttopaymeChandler:Isthisaserviceyou’reprovidingmeJoey:No!No!No!Formynewfridgeournewfridge!Chandler:OurnewfridgeIdon’tlivehereanymoreJoey:SowhatLook,supposewewereadivorcedcoupleChandler:UhhuhJoey:AndIgotcustodyofthekid,rightNowsupposethekiddiesandandIgottabuyanewkidChandler:(notquitesurewhereJoey’sgoingandisalittleworried)Okay…Joey:(pause)Giveme$!Scene:Ross’soffice,he’sunlockinghisofficedoorasElizabethwalksupElizabeth:ProfessorGellerRoss:Hmm(TurnsaroundandseesthatitsElizabeth)Oh,astudentIdon’tknowElizabeth:IwaswonderingifIcouldtalktoyouforamomentRoss:Yes,yesofcourse,whatwhatwouldthisberegardingElizabeth:MakingoutinyourofficeRoss:Shh!(Laughsthencomposeshimself)Ofcourse,whydon’twegoinside(TheygoinsideandRossclosesthedoorWhenheturnsaroundElizabethwalksuptohim,pusheshimbackagainstthedoor,andstartskissinghim)Ross:Ohooh!Elizabeth:WhatRoss:Doorknob!Doorknob!Elizabeth:Oh!Sorry!Umm,IactuallydoneedtotalktoyouRoss:Oh,okayWhatwhataboutElizabeth:SpringvacationRoss:SpringvacationElizabeth:Yeah,wehavetimeoffandalotofpeoplearegoingontrips…(Anotherprofessorbargesin)ProfessorFeesen:ProfessorGeller!Ross:(quicklyjumpingawayfromElizabeth)Yes,professorFeesensenstenlger…I’llbewithyouinonemoment(ToElizabeth)So,IwilltakeoneboxoftheThinMints(AndheushersElizabethoutoftheoffice)Scene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,Ross,Chandler,andJoeyareenteringRoss:Youdon’tunderstand!Elizabethwasabouttoaskmetogoonatripwithher!Isthattakingitslow!No,I’mnotreadyforthis!OkayWhatwhatdoItellherChandler:Justtellherthetruth!Tellheryou’renotreadyRoss:IcandothatOhoh,whatifshegetsupsetChandler:ThenyoudistractherwithaBarbiedollJoey:Or!Youcanjust,y’know…(HewalksupclosetowhisperinRoss’searandwhenhegetstherehepushesRossintothefridge)Ross:WhatthehellareyoudoingJoey:WhatWhatthehellamIdoingYoujustbrokemyfridge!Ross:What!WhatHowdoyou,howdoyouevenknowitsbroken!Joey:Ohhoho,youthinkIdon’tknowwhatbreaksmyfridgeExcuseme!(Heopensthedoorandfeelsinside)Wellwhatdoyouknow!Broken!That’llbe$!Chandler:Joey,Isawyoupushhim!Joey:(pause)Youpushedhim!Ross:Joey,Ididnotbreakthis!Okay(Heopensthefreezerandsmellsinsideandrecoilsindisgust)ThathasbeenbrokenforawhileJoey:AllrightChandler,doyourememberhowItoldyouaboutourfridgeChandler:UhhuhJoey:Istillhaven’tgottenacheckforyourhalfyetRoss:Donotgivehimanymoney!Joey:I’mnottalkingtoyou!Youbrokemyfridge!Scene:Ross’soffice,he’sopeningthedoortoElizabethElizabeth:YouwantedtoseemeProfessorGellerRoss:YesYes!Please,comein(Shedoesso,heclosesthedoor,andshepusheshimagainstthedoorknobagain)Ross:Oooo!Elizabeth:DoorknobRoss:Yeah,itkindagrowsonyou(Theybothlaugh)Actually,Iwantedtofinishtalkingtoyouaboutuh,springvacationElizabeth:OhgoodRoss:Look,I…(Hehastroublesittinginhischair)Look,I’mhavingagreattimewithyouandIjustdon’twantustomovetofastorputtomuchpressureonusSo,I’msorryIjustdon’tthinkweshouldgoawaytogetheryetIt’sit’stoosoonElizabeth:Ross,IthinkyoumisunderstoodwhatIwassayingIjustwantedtotellyouthatI’mgoingtoFloridaforacoupleweeksRoss:NoIthinkyoumisunderstoodwhatIwassayingWhatImeantwas…Elizabeth:YouaresoadorableRoss:That!Let’stalkaboutthatScene:CentralPerk,Monica,Chandler,andPhoebearethereasRossentersRoss:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!Monica:Hey!HowdiditgowithElizabethRoss:HuhOhoh,itwasfineUh,itwasjustamisunderstandingShedidn’twantmetogowithherShejustwantedtoletmeknowthatshe’sgoingtoFloridaforspringvacationChandler:Waitaminute,isshegoingforspringvacationorisshegoingforspringbreak(Doesalittlewhoopingpartynoise)Ross:What’swhat’sthedifferenceMonica:Well,springvacationisdoingnicethingswithyourgrandparentsSpringbreakyou’redoingfratguysRoss:Hey,y’knowwhatNotallspringbreaksarelikethatPhoebe:WhatdidyoudoonyoursRoss:IwenttoEgyptwithmydadChandler:Icanseeitnow,"Lookdad,it’stheSphinx!"(Doesthatpartynoiseagain)Ross:Hey,IthinkElizabethisalittlemoreseriousthan,"Springbreak!"(Imitatesthepartynoise)AllrightImeanshe’stakenmyclass!Monica:AndsleptwiththeprofessorRoss:I’mgonnacallherChandler:Yeah(RossleavestodosoandRachelenterswithaguy)Rachel:Hey!Youguysumm,IwantyoutomeetSebastianSebastian:HiRachel:Wejustuh,wejustmetatthenewsstandWebothgrabbedforthelastFieldStream(Chandler’sshocked)WhatIreadthatSebastian:CanIgetyouacupofcoffeeRachel:Ohyes!Thankyou!(HedoessoandRachelsitsdownonthecouch)Phoebe:Rachel,whatthehellisthis!Rachel:(shocked)WhatPhoebe:Youaskustofindyouaguyandyoucometraipsinginherewithyourown!Rachel:YoufoundmeaguyMonica:Yes!WefoundyouareallycuteandfunnyguyfromChandler’swork!Phoebe:YeahandIIfoundyouonetoowhoisnotaweirdoRachel:Well,y’knowwhatthoughyouguysIreallyappreciatethatbutIthinkI’mjustgonnatakeSebastiantothecharityChandler:Areyousure!Becauseourguysmellsincredible!Monica:Uh,wouldyoustopitwiththatalready!(Sebastianreturnswiththecoffee)Sebastian:Hereyougo(Handsher,hercup)Rachel:Oh,thankyouSebastian:SurePhoebe:So,Sebastian,doyoudoanyvolunteerworkSebastian:Uh,nonotreallyWhyPhoebe:Noreason,it’sjustIknowasingleguythatcaresaboutotherpeopleChandler:AreyoufunnySebastian:ExcusemeRachel:WhatareyouguysdoingMonica:AreyoufunnyTellusajoke!Sebastian:Look,IjustwantedtohavecoffeewithRachelPhoebe:Well,sodoalotofpeopleSebastian:Actually,Iuh,Igottagetgoing(ToRachel)GivemeacallsometimeRachel:Oh,buty’know,no,youdidn’tgivemeyourphonenumberSebastian:Okay!Seeyoulater!(Exits)Chandler:(ToMonica)TurnsoutheiskindafunnyCommercialBreakScene:CentralPerk,continuedfromearlierRachel:Icannotbelieveyouguys!Hewasreallyniceandheleftbecauseofyou!Chandler:Yeah,butSebastianWhatisthatAcat’snamePhoebe:Yeah,y’knowwhatInoticedRachelHescareseasyIsthatthekindofguyyou’dliketotaketoaball"HeySebastian,wouldyouliketodance"(Imitateshim)"Uhh,okayIgottago!"Monica:AllrightguysstopitRachel,we’reverysorrythatisaveryinsensitivethingforustodoAndy’knowwhatLetusmakeituptoyou,wehavetworeallygreatguysforyouPhoebe:Yeah!WhathaveyougottoloseY’knowyoumightevenendupwithsomeonereallyspecial(whispers)ifyoupickmyguyRachel:AllrightChandler:Okay,soyouwillmeetourguysRachel:Yes,I’llmeet‘emChandler:Okaynowitdoesn’tmatterwhichoneyouchoose,y’knowIt’scompletelyuptoyouOurguyisperfect,oryoucangooutwiththeguyPhoebedeemednotgoodenoughtogooutwithherselfJoey:(entering)Pheebs!Thereyouare!Okay,youbrokemyfridgeyouowemebucks!Phoebe:Okaysure!Joey:Really!Phoebe:Ooh,technicallyyouoweme$forsendingouthappythoughtsonyourlasttenauditionsJoey:CallitevenPhoebe:Okay(Rossreturns)Chandler:(ToRoss)Well,thereyouare!SowhatdidElizabethsayRoss:Well,itturnsoutthatsheisgoingtoDaytonaforspringbreakwoohooThatmeans,thatmeanswetTshirtcontests,guysdoingshotsoffofgirl’sbodies,wakingupnexttopeopleyoudon’tevenknow…Joey:Man,sheisgoingtohaveagreattime!IsshestayingattheHotelCoronaChandler:YouknowthehotelsJoey:Sure!Iwasthere!SpringBreak’!Woohoo!Monica:Inyouwere!Joey:SowhatIdrovedown,soldTshirts,hadablastAndy’knowwhoknowshowtopartyDrunkcollegechicksRoss:Okay,shecan’tgoPhoebe:Ross,youcan’ttellhernottogoYoujuststarteddatingRoss:ThenwhatamIsupposedtodoPhoebe:Nothing,youjusthavetobecoolwithitRoss:Well,whatisshegoesdownandandsleepswithabunchofguysChandler:Well,maybeyoudon’tmarrythisoneScene:Elizabeth’sapartment,sheispackingforhertripasRosswatchesRoss:I’msogladyou’regoingonthistrip!Elizabeth:Yeah!I’vebeenworkingsohardthissemesterIreallyneedtogocrazyy’know,blowoffsomesteamRoss:SureSureLookIdon’t,Idon’tknowifyourplansarefinalizedyet,butumm,heyIIknowanothergreatwaytoblowoffsteamElizabeth:WhatRoss:AreyouintocraftsatallElizabeth:Ross,areyouokayRoss:Well,yeah,ofofcourseI’mokay!WhatI’mjustbeingsupportiveSupportiveofyouandthiswholetrip,andand(noticessomething)whatwhatisuh,what’sthis(Heholdsuparatherskimpybathingsuit)Elizabeth:It’sabathingsuitRoss:TowearinfrontofpeopleElizabeth:IsthatsupportiveRoss:Isthis!Scene:CentralPerk,RachelisreadingasMonicaandChandlerenterMonica:Hey!Chandler:GoodgoodgoodgoodMonica:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Rachel:Hi!Monica:We’rereallygladyoudecidedtomeetourguyRachel:Oh…Monica:You’regonnalikehimsomuchSoumm,whendoyouwanttomeethimRachel:Idon’tknowIknowIdon’tworklatetomorrownightChandler:TomorrownightisgoodTomorrownightisgood,butuh,y’knowwhatWhyputoffsomethingtilltomorrowthatyoucandorightnow(Laughs)Eldadcomehere!(Hestandsupfromthenexttable)Rachel:WhatMonica:Eldad,thisisRachelEldad:HowareyouRachel:Wellwellalittleblindsidedbuty’knowgoodChandler:Eldad,sitdown(ToRachel)Moveover!Moveovernow!Rachel:IOhh!(MovesoverandletsEldadsitonthecouch)Chandler:Thereyougo!Thereyouare!(RachelstaresatMonicaandChandler)Monica:Okay!Okay!Wecantakeahint!(TheystarttoleavebutrunintoPhoebewithherguyintow)(ToPhoebe)Whatareyoudoinghere!Phoebe:ThisisPatrick(Pointstohim)Patrick:HiChandler:Hi(ToPhoebe)Okay,you’retoolateokayBecauseshe’salreadywithourguyPhoebe:(looks)OhmyGod,you’reright!Iamtoolatethey’resittingonthecouchandtalking!(ToPatrick)Comeon!(Theygoovertothecouch)RachelRachel:YeahPhoebe:ThisisPatrickRachel:Oh,hiPatrick:HiPhoebe:Yeah,thisistheguyIwastellingyouaboutRachel:YeahPhoebe:YeahAndbelieveme,thissuitdoesnotdojusticetowhat’sunderneathitRachel:Ohokay,butPheebsPhoebe:YeahRachel:I’mjustsortofinthemiddleofsomethingPhoebe:Oh!Okay!Yeah,that’sokay(ToPatrick)Haveaseat(SitsPatrickdownnexttoRachel)Monica:No!Youcan’tdothat!Eldad:MaybeIshouldgo!Monica:(stoppinghim)Sitdown!We’rewinning!Rachel:Okay,y’knowwhatMaybeIshouldgo!All:(Chandlerstopsher)Nononono!Haveaseat!Haveaseat!Monica:Rachel!Rachel!Youhaven’ttouchedEldad’shair!Chandler:Itisthesoftesthair!Touchit!(BothheandMonicadoso)Rachel:Yeah,I’mgoodPhoebe:RachelPatrickisreallyrich(ToPatrick)GivehersomemoneyPatrick:Y’knowwhatPhoebeThisisn’treallyworththefreemassageMonica:That’srightPatrick,byebye!Chandler:(ToRachel)Eldadismuchmorecooperative!Andhecandance!(ToEldad)YoudanceforRachel!(Hestartstogetup,butRachelstopshim)Rachel:Nono!Don’tdanceforme!PleaseDon’t!(Shegetsuptoyellather‘friends’)WhatisthematterwithyouguysPhoebe:Yeah,okay,let’stalkitoutRachel:I…AmItheonlyonethatthisisembarrassingforEldad:I’malittleembarrassed(Chandlershusheshim)Rachel:I’lltellyawhoshouldbeembarrassed!It’syouguys!Comeon!Thisisridiculous!Thankyouverymuch,butIdonotneedyoutogetmeadate!Phoebe:Thenwhydidsheaskusto…Rachel:Iamstilltalking!!AndthenyouchaseawaytheoneguythatIactuallyliked!Imean,nooffensetoyouguysReally!Imean(ToPatrick)congratulationsonallthecash,(Henods)andandy’know(FeelsEldad’shair)Wow!Youdohaveverysofthair!ButIwouldmuchrathergototheballallbymyselfthangothroughanymoreofthis!Goodbye!(Grabsherstuff,startstoleave,thenturnsbacksuddenly,andtoEldad)Nowdoyouusesomesortofspecialconditioneronthathair!Eldad:Yes,PapayaExtractRachel:Thankyou!(Stormsout)Scene:Theairport,Elizabeth’sflightisabouttoleaveandRossistheretosendheroffRoss:Souh,haveagreattimedownthereElizabeth:IwillRoss:YeahAnddidyou,didyoupackthatbathingsuitElizabeth:YeahRoss:ItwasprettyfunnywhenI,whenIhiditforawhile,huhAnyway,umm,IIamworriedaboutthatbathingsuit,notbecauseit’srevealingwhichI’mfinewith,noI’mconcernedaboutyourhealth,sunexposureElizabeth:Oh,don’tworryIhaveplentyofsunblock,it’sSPFRoss:Well,ifwhat’sinthebottleisactuallyImeansometimesyouget,sometimesit’sit’sget,andIsweartoGodmoreoftenthannotit’sjustmilkElizabeth:Ross,it’sgoingtobeokayI’mnotgoingdowntheretohookupwithabunchofguysIreallylikeyouIlikehowthingsaregoingbetweenusRoss:ReallyElizabeth:Yeah!I’mjustgoingdowntheretorelaxandhangoutwithmyfriendsRoss:OkayCoolElizabeth:Ohhey!Heretheyare!(Agroupofaboutguysandnowomencomerunningaroundthecorner)Guy:Elizabeth!(TheguyspickupElizabethandcarryherontotheplaneasshewavesbye)Ross:Callme!EndingCreditsScene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,Rachel,Chandler,andPhoebearetherePhoebe:Rachel,we’resorryforpushingthoseguysonyouRachel:Ohthat’sallright!Y’know,IendeduphavingareallygoodtimeY’know,thecharitywasabigsuccessandtheyraisedalotofmoneyandawarenessChandler:SowhatwasitforanywayRachel:IwannasayadiseaseJoey:(entering)Hey!All:Hey!Joey:IjustgotthisreallyweirdmessagefromRossHesaidturnonMTVRachel:HuhAllright(Racheldoessoandit’soneofthosedancepartyshowstheyhaveduringspringbreakandwesee…)Phoebe:OhmyGod,look!That’sElizabeth!(SuddenlyRossjumpsinandstartsdancingwithher)Rachel:OhohProfessorGellerJoey:Ahh,tobeagainChandler:YeahEnd乔伊的冰箱好啦现在总算干净了搞定。啊~啊!该死的电冰箱!嗨乔伊过的怎么样非常好!室友!呃现在我们的确算室友了对所以该你做点事了我们的电冰箱坏了得买台新的我算了算你付一半块谢谢!我才不付呢等我的公寓修好了我就搬回去了我爸妈在我出生后不久就买了它它从来就没出过问题你一来它就坏了这说明什么呢?说明电冰箱不能和人一样长寿好吧我知道取款机一次最多只能取块我来付你在开玩笑?我当然在开玩笑我一分也不付幸好你长的还帅嘿嗨,嘿你们有认识帅哥吗?当然我的好朋友乔伊坐在那儿很抱歉但谢谢你钱德这个周末有个募捐舞会拉夫·劳伦(女名模)要来所以我也想去给谁募捐?我不清楚树木或者疾病什么的拉夫叨咕了一堆话拉夫叨咕的时候你就不能集中注意?对!真怪现在的问题是找一个男伴你想找什么样的?得是个自己有礼服或者租的起礼服的看来得是个至少有美元的男性噢!差一点嘿伙计们嗨呃这是伊丽莎白嗨嗨我是个学生她漂亮吗?不!这可能不关我的事情但…你们是不想在公共场所被人看出在一起吗?噢我们不是一起的不不不我们只是两个在咖啡厅邂逅的人噢狡猾我真想好好认识你们不过我该走了下次见?好!再见罗斯再见噢很抱歉我不是故意的别放心上她干吗走了?要上晚自习去赶作业?是的她的分子流行病学论文明天交那帮我助她好运还有么?呃?说吧她的生日是几号?我不知道瑞秋干吗问?因为我已经很多年没去儿童乐园过生日了我喜欢伊丽莎白谢谢我太喜欢她了所以我准备为她提前做今年的曲奇饼给她一大盒薄荷饼和其他的拜托~你们这些家伙别整他了罗斯你们相处的如何?很不错不过她只有所以…她比较喜欢玩闹这很适合我那太好了说实话她看起来不错谢谢。我知道你总喜欢涮我不过你们是否喜欢她对我真的很重要你们是…好我来问一个她是不是跟岁一样?钱德你觉得关于我们的关系的讨论够了吗?是。我们有没有水果卷?嘿嘿我刚刚为瑞秋选了个完美的男孩很有趣我们也找了一个那很好看来她得在我的人和你们的怪人中挑一个了为什么我们的就是怪人?因为那就是你们的品味嘛瑞秋才不会选你的傻瓜人选呢噢是吗?没错!我选的是个做义工的律师他还有这个…脸屁股?下巴窝我们选的是钱德的同事他人好又聪明还会化妆你们看过他的身子吗?没我们的朋友只是一颗浮头我的朋友是个彪形大汉他是我的一个按摩客户一次…他在按摩台上我看了他的身体全部身体你怎么能这么做?那怎么警察难道会抓我?等等你也给我按摩过我知道好吧你朋友也许是个猛男但我们的人他很风趣像钱德这样?我们的是舞林高手我的是学富五车我们的有一头靓发我的有两排洁牙我们的浑身异香我们说的是一个人吗?嘿嘿你看起来很糟乔伊冰箱坏了我不得不把东西都吃了冷盘冰淇淋橙汁嘿棕瓶子里装了什么?它还在?现在不在了你准备付我多少钱?你在为我吃这些东西?不不我说新冰箱我们的新冰箱我们的新冰箱?我都不在这里住了那怎么,假设我们是离婚的夫妻呃而且我抚养了孩子现在孩子死了而我则要买一个新孩子好给我美元盖勒教授?呣?噢同学我不知道我想问能不能和你谈一会儿当然当然可以你想谈些什么?见识一下你的办公室嘻~当然我们进去谈如何?噢~哦怎么门把手!门把手!抱歉事实上我有点事好关于什么?春游春游?对我们要放假一段时间很多人都出去旅游盖勒教授费森教授请等我一分钟那么给我拿盒薄荷饼你们不明白伊丽莎白请我和她去春游这样是不是太快了我还没准备我该怎么给她说?对她说实话说你还没准备好我不能这样这样会让她难堪的那你就拿个巴比娃娃哄她或者你可以…你知道你这是在干吗?什么?我干吗?你弄坏了我的冰箱!什么?你怎么你怎么知道它坏了?噢你认为我不知道你弄坏了我的冰箱?你看看~坏了赔我美元乔伊我看到是你推他的你推他的?乔伊这不是我弄坏的它早已经坏了钱德,记得我对你说这是我们的冰箱?呃我到现在还没收到你那一半钱别给他钱!没跟你说!弄坏冰箱的家伙!你要见我盖勒教授?对是的进来吧噢~哦门把手?你看起来成熟了不少事实上我想和你谈谈春游的事哦好听着我…我们相处的时间还不长所以我…我不想太快那样会给大家压力很抱歉我不能一起出去旅游这样太快了罗斯我想你误会了我只是告诉你我准备去佛州两周不我想你误会了我的话我的意思是…你真是可爱好吧我们谈谈可爱嘿!和伊丽莎白的事怎么样?没问题只是一场误会她不是要我一起去她只是告诉我她准备去佛州春游等等她是去春游还是去度春假?有什么不同吗?嗯春游就是和家人出去而度春假就是和男孩子出去未必吧度春假不都是那样的那你是怎么度过的?我和我爸爸去了埃及我能想象:“爸爸看狮身人面像!”我像伊丽莎白才不会像你这样“度春假噢~噢~”她是一个选了我的课的学生而且还和教授上床我给她打电话这就对了伙计们这是塞巴斯蒂嗨我们刚刚在报摊认识我们同时抓起了一本《田野与河流》呃我读过我去给你拿杯咖啡?噢好谢谢你瑞秋这算怎么回事?什么?你让我们给你找个男伴却自己从大街上拉了一个回来我们给我找了?对我们找了钱德的同事他非常棒我给你找了个…至少不是怪人我真的很感激你们但是…我想我还是和塞巴斯蒂一起去舞会好了你确定?我们介绍的可是浑身异香你能不能别说了这是你的噢谢谢塞巴斯蒂你是义工吗?呃不是怎么?不怎么。只是我认识一个关心别人的好单身男人你风趣吗?什么?你们这是在干吗?你风趣吗?给我们讲个笑话!我只是和瑞秋来喝杯咖啡嗯很多人这样想我想我该走了给我电话吧好不过你没说过你的号码那好再见!看来他还是有幽默感的我简直不能相信他这么棒就这样被你赶跑了塞巴斯蒂听起来像猫的名字瑞秋我注意到了他很胆小你难道么带这样的人去舞会?“嘿塞巴斯蒂能跳支舞吗?”“呃好我…”够了你们瑞秋很抱歉我知道我们这样做很不对不过…我保证你能认识两个更出众的男孩对!你又有什么损失呢呢最后会和一个白马王子出去如果你挑的是我选的话好吧好,你答应见他们了?是,我答应了无论你选谁都没关系这完全取决于你选我们的完美男人还是……菲比剩下的一般货色菲比!你在这儿!你弄坏了我的冰箱赔我美元!好没问题真的?!是不过你还欠我美元作为我给你试镜出点子的报酬相互抵消如何?很好怎么样伊丽莎白怎么说?她说她是去代顿度春假那意味着湿衫比赛男孩的目光会在女孩身上扫射第二天醒来甚至不知道一起睡的是谁看来她要过一段好日子了她是住王冠酒店吗?你知道那酒店?当然年的春假我就在那里喔~可年你才岁那有什么?我开车去卖卖T恤体验疯狂你们知道晚会上都是什么人吗?喝醉的女学生美眉她不能去罗斯你不能这样命令她你们才刚开始约会那我该怎么办什么也不做表现的冷淡些难道就由她去和一堆男人睡觉?也许你可以不娶她我真为你的旅行高兴我用功了一学期真的该去疯狂疯狂了去体验汗流浃背当然…当然我不知道你的计划是否最终决定了不过…我建议你去另个地方体验汗流浃背什么?我们玩过家家怎么样?罗斯你不高兴我去?我当然希望你去我十分支持你且…哇这、这是什么?一件泳衣穿在别人面前?你这样算支持吗?这东西?!嘿好好好好嘿很高兴你同意见我们的人哦你一定会很喜欢他的那你准备什么时候见他?我不知道明天晚上我没事明天晚上很好、很好。不过我们不如把今晚的事推到明晚去?艾尔达过来!什么?艾尔达这就是瑞秋你好。看来我侧视是瞎了你看起来不错艾尔达坐下移移移个位置行了就坐这儿吧好好我们不做电灯泡了你到这里来干吗?这是帕特嗨嗨你来晚了她已经在和我们的人谈了噢老天我是来晚了他们已经谈到床上了!拜托瑞秋什么?这就是帕特噢嗨嗨他就是我对你说的人嗯?相信我这套西装里面的身子绝对是一流的嗯好,不过菲比什么?你们这样让我很为难的好好没问题坐下你不能这么做!也许我得走了坐下!我们赢定了!好吧那么我走不不不坐下坐下瑞秋你还没有摸过艾尔达的头发非常的柔软摸摸看!对我很好瑞秋帕特很有钱给她一些钱!菲比免费按摩前你可没说这条是的帕特拜拜!艾尔达绝对是个好舞伴给瑞秋跳一个!不不别跳千万别!你们这是怎么拉?我们过来说两句难道这里只有我感到难为情吗?我也有些难为情你们才是真正该难为情的!拜托这真是可笑非常感谢但是我不需要你们来给我安排约会!那你干吗叫我们…我还没说完!你们还为此赶走了我真正看上的男孩。我不是骂你们两恭喜你那么有钱哇你的头发的确不错但是我更愿意跟我自己选择的人去参加舞会!拜拜!告诉我你到底用什么东西洗头?番木瓜汁谢谢那么祝你玩的开心我会的嗯还有你还是把那件泳衣包进去了吗?是的我用它跟你玩捉迷藏的游戏很有趣是吧呃?反正我还是担心那件泳衣并不是因为那个而是因为我关心你的健康你知道太阳很辣别担心我带了很多防晒霜是SPF谁知道里面究竟装的什么?有些时候买里面却是甚至有时候只是牛奶而已罗斯别担心我不会在那边钓凯子的我珍惜我们俩的关系真的是的我只是和我的朋友们去放松放松好。哦嘿他们来了伊丽莎白!给我电话!瑞秋很抱歉我们自做主张没关系我在舞会玩的不错最后他们收到了很多捐款给哪捐的?好像是疾病吧?嘿罗斯给我留了条很怪的信息他说打开MTV呃好吧哦天哪看是伊丽莎白!哦盖勒教授啊哈,又回到了岁
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