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首页 620 The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

620 The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E..doc

620 The One With Mac and C.H.E.…

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简介:本文档为《620 The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.doc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithMacandCHEESEScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,PhoebeishelpingJoeyrehearseforanauditionPhoebeisoveractingherpartJoey:Thereactor’sgonnablowinthreeseconds,we’renevergonnamakeit!Phoebe:You’vegottogetoutofhere!Saveyourself!Joey:No!Iwon’tleaveyou!Phoebe:Don’tworryaboutme,I’marobot!I’mjustamachine!!Joey:Noyou’renot!Nottome!Phoebe:(shestopsreadingfromthescript)OhmyGodJoey:WhatPhoebe:Iamextremelytalented!Joey:Yeah,you’regreat!Okay,let’stakeitfrom…Phoebe:(interrupting)No,ImeanIwasreallyactingmyassoffJoey:Yeah,IthoughtIwasprettygoodtooPhoebe:Ohyeah,you’resolidYeah,you’rejustnomeJoey:Y’knowwhatIthinkthat’senoughfornowYeahIdon’twanttobeoverrehearsedPhoebe:(tremendouslyoveracting)Fine!I’lldoitwithoutyou!(Joeygivesherthumbsup)Idon’tneedyouoranybodyelse!I’mgonnamakeitonmyown!(Joeyclosesthedoortohisbedroom)You’llsee!!You’llallsee!!OpeningCreditsScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,JoeyismemorizinghislinesChandler,Rachel,andPhoebearethereaswellChandler:(ToJoey)Souh,what’sthisthingyou’reauditioningforJoey:Terrible!Imessedupeveryline!Ishouldn’tevenbeanactor!Ross:Waitaminute,areyoudoingthatthingwhereyoupretenditdidn’tgowellbutitreallydidgowellJoey:Yeah,didIfoolyaRoss:Totally!Chandler:SoitdidgowellJoey:Oh,itwentamazinglywell!Ross:Great!Chandler:Ohthat’sgreat!Joey:Yeahyeah,it’sdowntomeandtwootherguysChandler:OhmyGod!Ross:Wow!Joey:AndIknowbothofthem,they’rereallygoodOneofthemistheguyfromthoseallergycommercialswho’salwaysgettingchasedbythosebigflowers…Ross:Oh,Ilovethatguy!(Laughs)Chandler:Ohoh,whatareyoudoingRoss:(stopslaughing)WhatamIdoingJoey:I’mjustsonervous!Y’knowThecallbackisn’tuntiltomorrowatfiveIfeellikemyheadisgoingtoexplode!Chandler:Well,itisoverdueRoss:Look,don’tworryOkayYou’regonnabefineJoey:There’sjustsomuchpressureImeannooffense,butwhatyouguysdoisverydifferentIdon’tknowifyou’dunderstandRoss:Yeah,noneofushavetodealwithpressureatourjobsThusstartsanotherseriesofflashbacksalldealingwiththepressuretherestoftheFriendshavetodealwithintheirjobsThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheStonedGuyScene:Chandler'sofficeHe'sonthephone,agitatedChandler:(onphone)Yes,FranIknowwhattimeitis,butI'mlookingattheWENUSandI'mnothappy!ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithThePromVideo MonicaisatajobinterviewatanewrestaurantMonica: Alright,wellI'mtearingthelettuceInterviewer: UhhuhIsitdirtyMonica: Ohoh,nonodon'tworry,I'mgonnawashitInterviewer: Don't,IlikeitdirtyMonica: That'syourcallInterviewer: So,uh,whatareyougoingtodonextMonica: Well,IthoughtthatIwouldcutupthetomatosInterviewer: Arethey,uh,firmMonica: They'ralrightInterviewer: Yousuretheyhaven'tgonebadYou'resurethey'renotvery,verybadMonica: Noreally,they'reOKInterviewer: YougonnaslicethemuprealniceMonica: Actually,IwasgonnadothemjullienneInterviewer: AaaahhhhhhhMonica: I'moutahereMonicaleavesThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRachel'sCrushScene:Bloomingdale’s,Rachel’snewjobRachel: (onthephone)Monica,I’mquitting!Ijusthelpedanyearoldwomanputonathongandshedidn’tevenbuyit!(Pause)I’mtellingyouI’mquitting!That’sit!I’mtalkingtomybossrightnow!(Pause)YesIam!(Pause)YesIam!YesIam!YesIam!YesIam!YesIam!Okaybye,callmewhenyougetthismessage(Hangsup)ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheDozenLasagnas,PhoebeistellingeveryonebutRachelaboutthepassPaulomadeonherMonica: Well,whathappenedPhoebe: Well,hecameinforamassageandeverythingwasfineuntil(TheflashbackshowsPaulolyingfacedownonthemassagetableandslowlymovinghishandsupPhoebe'slegsandgrabbingherbutt)All: Ohhhhhh!Ross: OhmyGod!Phoebe: Andallofthesuddenhishandsweren'ttheproblemanymore(TheflashbackshowsPaulorollingoverandshowingPhoebehisequipment)Monica: WasitPhoebe: Oh,BoyScoutscould'vecampedunderit!ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRoss'sSandwich,RosshisconfrontinghisbossabouthimeatingRoss'ssandwichRoss:YouatemysandwichDrLeedbetter:ItwasasimplemistakeItcouldhappentoanyoneRoss:(gettingupset)OhohreallyDrLeedbetter:NownowcalmdownComelookinmyoffice,someofitmystillbeinthetrashRoss:(jumpingtohisfeetinanger)WhatDrLeedbetter:Well,itwasquitelargeIIIIIhadtothrowmostofitawayRoss:Youyouyouyou(tryingtoremainincontrol)threwmysandwichaway!CuttoanoutsideshotofthemuseumRoss: (losingcontrol,wehearhimshoutoutside)MYSANDWICH!!!CuttoashotofaparkRoss:MYSANDWICH!!!!!!(Ross'sscreamscaresaflightofpigeonsaway)CutbacktoCentralPerkJoey:Iwantthispartsomuch!Y’knowIfIdon’tgetthispartI’mnevergonnaeatMacaroniandCheeseagain!No,Ididn’tsaythat!That’salieScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,ChandleristheretalkingtothechickandduckChandler:Ohcomeonguys,it’snotlikeImovedtoEurope!Ijustmovedacrossthehall!Andwewouldhaveyouoverallthetimeifitweren’tfor(strugglestogetthisout)Monica’sallergies(Theduckquacks)You’reright,IcouldneverlietoyouShehatesyou(Thephonerings)ShouldIgetthat(Laughs,thenanswersthephone)Hello(Listens)Uhno,Joey’snothererightnowCanItakeamessage(Listens)Yeah,okaysotheauditionhasbeenmovedfrom:to:(Listens)Okaygreat(Listens)Bye(HangsupthephoneandgoestowritethemessageontheMagnaDoodleonthedoorbutMonicawalksinandforceshimtojumpoutoftheway)Monica:(startled)Ahh!Aren’tyoudressedyetChandler:(looksdownathisclothes)AmInakedagain!Monica:We’resupposedtomeetmyparentsinminutesChandler:Yeahokay,IwasjusttalkingtotheguysJustlookatthemImean,isitokayiftheycomevisitMonica:Wh!Whataboutmyallergies!Chandler:Ohright,yourallergies(Monicaleavesandtothechickandduck)Allher,shehatesyou(ChandlerleaveswithoutfinishingthemessageforJoey)Scene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,JoeyandChandlerareplayingfoosballandJoeyscoresagoalJoey:Yes!!Haha!!Allright!Hey!HowcoolwoulditbeifyoucouldwatchlikeareallifesizedversionofthisHuhImeanhowcrazywouldthatbeChandler:Ascrazyassoccer(ThephoneringsandJoeyanswersit)Joey:(onphone)Hello(Listens)WhatareyoutalkingaboutTheaudition’snot‘til:!(ChandlersuddenlyremembersandlooksattheunfinishedmessagethentriestosneakoverandfinishitasJoeylistens)Well,nobodytoldme!(Listens)Who’dyoutalkto(ListensandturnsaroundtoseeChandlertryingtofinishthemessage)Nevermind!(Hangsup)Chandler:Youmeanyoudidn’tgetitfromthisJoey:Theallergyguygotthepart!Thanks!Chandler:Well,maybewecanfixity’knowMaybewecansendhimsomesomebigbigflowersandscarehim!Joey:HowcouldyoudothistomeChandler!Thispartcould’veturnedmywholecareeraround!Chandler:ImessedupOkayI’msorry,IreallymessedupJoey:Hey,youdon’tevenlivehereanymore!WhatareyoudoingansweringmyphoneIhavemymachine!Chandler:WhichIboughtforyaTaughtyahowtouseitYouthoughtitwasacopierLook,iftherewasanythingIcoulddo,IwoulddoitOkayButeverybody’sallowedonemistake,rightJoeyjustlaughsasathirdsetofflashbacksfeaturingChandler’smistakesstartsThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithThePromVideo It'sChandlertellingPhoebehowmuchhehatesthebraceletJoeyboughthim They'rebothatCentralPerkChandler: YouknowhecouldagottenmeaVCR,hecouldagottenmeasetofgolfclubs,butno,hehastogetmethewomanrepeller! TheeyesorefromtheLiberacehouseofcrap!Phoebe: It'snotthatbadChandler: Oh,yeah,easyforyoutosay,youdon'thavetowalkaroundsportingsomerejectfromtheMrTcollectionJoeywalksinbehindChandlerPhoebe: Chandler,ChandlerChandler: Ipitythefoolwhoputsonmyjewelry,Ido,IdoIpitythefoolthatturnsaroundandseesJoeyHi!ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWhereChandlerCrossesTheLine He'stellingJoeythathekissedCathyChandler: Yeah,Imeanwhenyouwerelatelastnight,KathyandIgottotalking,andonethingtoanotherand…Joey: Andwhat!Didyousleepwithher!Chandler: No!No!No!IjustkissedherJoey: What!!That’sevenworse!!Chandler: Howisthatworse!Joey: Idon’tknow!Butit’sthesame!Chandler: You’reright,Ihavenoexcuses!IwastotallyoverthelineJoey: Overtheline!Youyou’reyou’resofarpasttheline,thatyouyoucan’tevenseetheline!Thelineisadottoyou!CutbacktoJoeyandRachel’sapartmentChandler:Look,I’mnotsayingthatyoushouldmagicallyforgiveme!Butyou’renotperfect!You’vemadesomeerrorsinjudgmenttoo!Joey:Nameone!ChandlerproceedstopointoutJoey’serrorsinthisforthsetofflashbacksThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheCat ChandlerhasjustreturnedhometoseethattheirapartmenthasbeencleanedoutandfindsJoeytrappedintheentertainmentcenterChandler:(letshimout)Whathappened!!Joey:(gettingout)Awww,man!Hepromisedhewouldn’ttakethechairs!!Chandler: Whatthehellhappened!!Howwereyoulockedin!!Andwherethehellisallofourstuff!!Joey: Well,thisguycamebytolookattheunitandandhesaidhedidn’tthinkbigenoughtofitagrownman!Chandler: SoYougotinvoluntarily!Joey: Iwastryin’tomakeasale!!Oh,man,ifIeverrunintothatguyagain,doyouknowwhatI’mgonnadoChandler: BENDOVER!!!ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheCandyHearts JoeyandChandlerarewaitingatarestaurantasLorraineandherfriendarriveChandler:Ok,now,remember,notradingYougettheprettyone,IgetthemessLorraine:Hi,Joey(SeesChandler)Wellwell,lookwhatyoubroughtChandler:AndwhatdidyoubringLorraine:She'scheckingthecoatsJoey,I'mgonnagowashthecabsmelloffmyhandsWillyougetmeawhiteZinfandel,andaglassofredforJaniceChandler:Janice(LorraineleavesJoeyshakeshisheadasthoughtosay,'Itcan'tbethesameJanice'Janiceenters)Chandler:Janice!Janice:OhmyGodThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRoss'sNewGirlfriend ChandleristellingRossandJoeythatJoey'stailortookadvantageofhimChandler:Joey'stailortookadvantageofmeRoss:WhatJoey:Noway! I'vebeengoingtotheguyforyearsChandler:Ohcomeon! Hesaidhewasgoingtodomyinseam,andheranhishandupmyleg,andthen,therewasdefiniteRoss:WhatChandler:CuppingJoey:That'showtheydopants! Ross,willyoutellhimIsn'tthathowtheymeasurepantsRoss:Yes,yesitisInprison!CutbacktothepresentJoey:Isaidnameone!CommercialBreakScene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,MonicaandRachelareconsolingChandlerChandler:Ican’tbelieveIdidthis!Whatanidiot!Monica:Oh,stopbeatingyourselfup!Peoplemakemistakes!Thesethingshappen!Therearen’tanymessageyou’veforgottentogivemearethere(Chandlerhasadisgustedlookonhisface)Apparentlyyou’renotverygoodatit!I…Chandler:Doyouthinkhe’lleverforgivemeRachel:Ofcoursehewill!ButChandlerthemostimportantthingisyouforgiveyourself!Chandler:Y’knowwhatIIkindahaveRachel:AlreadyThat’sprettybadwhatyoudidMonica:Y’knowwhatHewillforgiveyouAndIliketobringapadwithmewhenIgoanswerthephonejustincase…(Chandlergetsthatdisgustedlookback)Okay…Chandler:Youdidn’tseehowmadhewas,y’knowRachel:I’msurehewillforgiveyouLook,wehaveallbeenthere!Y’know,youfight,youmakeup,it’sjustthewayitworksWethengointoanothersetofflashbacksoffamousfightsThefirstisthesecondbreakupofRossandRachelfromTheOneWithTheJellyfishRoss:Ittooktwopeopletobreakupthisrelationship!!Rachel:Yeah!Youandthatgirlfromthatcopyplace,whichyesterdayyoutookfullresponsibilityfor!!Ross:Ididn’tknowwhatIwastakingfullresponsibilityfor!Okay!Ididn’tfinishthewholeletter!Rachel:What!!Ross:Ifellasleep!Rachel:(mockinghim)Youfellasleep!Ross:Itwas:inthemorning,andyouhadrambledonforpagesFrontandback!!(theygointothelivingroom,trappingMonica,Chandler,andJoeyinthekitchen)(toRachel)Ohohoh,andbytheway,YOUapostropheREmeans‘youare,’YOURmeans‘your!’Rachel:Y'knowIcan’tbelieveIeventhoughtaboutgettingbacktogetheragain!Wearesoover!!Ross:(startstocry)FINEBYME!!(heopensthedoorandtrapsChandlerbehindit)Rachel:Andhey!Justsoyouknow,it’snotthatcommon!Itdoesn’thappentoeveryguy!Anditisabigdeal!!Chandler:(comingoutfrombehindthedoor)IKNEWIT!!!!ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneAfterTheSuperbowl,PartII MonicaandRachelarefightingoverwhogetstoseeJeanClaudeVanDammeMonica:YouhadnorighttogooutwithhimRachel:ThatisthemostridiculousMonica:YousoldmeoutRachel:IdidnotsellyououtMonica:Yesyoudid YouabsolutelysoldmeRachel:WouldyouletmetalkflicksMonicaontheforeheadMonica:DidyoujustflickmeRachel:OK,well,youwouldn'tletmefinishandIwasjusMonicaflicksherbackOwThathurtflicksMonica(TheykeepflickingeachotherThisturnsintoslappingeachother)Phoebe:Oh! Allright Now,let'snotdothis!(RacheltacklesMonicaontothecouch)Phoebe:Happythoughts! Happythoughts!(TheywrestleonthecouchforalittlewhileuntilMonicagetstheupperhandandpullsRacheloffofthecouchbyhersock MonicaremovesRachel'ssockandstartsbeatingherwithit)ThisleadstowrestlingonthefloorThisfinallyangersPhoebe)Phoebe:OK,nowI'mgonnakicksomeass(Phoebegrabseachofthembyanear)MonicaandRachel:Ow!Ow!Ow!Phoebe:Iknow! Iknow! Iknow!Phoebe:Alright,nowIwillletgoifyoubothstopRachel:Fine!Monica:Fine!Phoebe:TherewegoYouknowwhat,ifwewereinprison,youguyswouldbe,like,mybitchesThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWhereNoOne'sReady JoeyisretaliatingagainstChandlerhidinghisunderwearbywearingawholebunchofclothesJoey:Okay,buddyboyHereitisYouhidemyclothes,I'mwearingeverythingyouownChandler:OhmyGod! Joey:Lookatme!I'mChandler!CouldIbewearinganymoreclothesMaybeifIwasn'tgoingcommando(Chandlerdoesthisthroatsound)Joey:YeahWhew,it'shotwithallofthisstuffonIah,Ibetternotdoany,Idon'tknow,lunges(startsdoinglunges)ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWhereEddieMovesIn It'sthesequencewhereJoeyandChandlerarebothsaddenedthatthey'renotlivingtogetheranymoreAllByMyselfisplayinginthebackgroundJoey'splaceHegoestosaysomethingtoChandlerintheotherchairbutnoone'sthereHegoestocallChandlerbutdecidesnottoandthrowsthephonebackdownChandler'sHe'splayingfoosballbyhimselfJoey'sPlayingpingpongbyhimselfChandlerissittinginfrontofawindowwhileit'srainingoutsideWeseeJoeythrougharainywindowThecamerazoomsouttoshowit'sjusthistabletopwatersculptureScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,ChandlerisenteringwithapeaceofferingofaJoeySpecial,twopizzasChandler:JoeyGotyouaJoeySpecial,twopizzas!Joe(Thephoneringsandheanswersit)(Onphone)Hello(Takesthephoneawayfromhismouthwhenherealizeswhathejustdidandyells)Damnit!(Backonphone)Hello(Listens)No,Joey’snothererightnow,butIcantakeamessageIthink(Listens)He’sstillgotachanceforthepart!Oh,that’sgreatnews!(Listens)Wellnoobviouslynotfortheactorwhowasmauledbyhisdog(Listens)Ohwell,that’sgreatIwillgiveJoeythemessageThankyou!(HangsupandgoestowritethemessageontheMagnaDoodle)Yes!(Readingwhathe’swriting)Okay,Macauditionat:Allergyactorattacked(Pause)BydognotflowersScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,JoeyisenteringtofindChandlerwaitingpatientlyforhimJoey:Hey!Chandler:Pleasetellmeyougotthemessage!Joey:WhatmessageChandler:TheactorplayingMaccouldn’tdoit,theyneededtoseeyouato’clockJoey:What!It’so’clock!Chandler:DuduIwroteit,Iwroteitontheboard!Iwroteitontheboard,thenIwentalloverNewYorkCitylookingforya!IwenttoRoss’s!Iwenttothecoffeehouse!Iwenttoanyplacethattheymadesandwiches!Joey:Ican’tbelievethisChandler!Chandler:Sorry!IIIdon’tknowwhattosayJoey:Wellyouyouyouyoumightsaycongratulations!Isawtheboard!Iwenttotheaudition!Igotthepart!!Chandler:(angrily)Isthatsupposedtobefunny!Iwasreallyworriedoverhere!Joey:Oh,wellI’muh…Chandler:Y’know,sometimesthatfakeoutthingisjustmean!Joey:Ohwow!Okayman,I’msorryIdidnotmeantomakeyoufeelbadChandler:Wellthat’sgoodBecauseyoudidn’t!AndI’mincrediblyhappyforya!!Joey:(shocked)That’smean!Youreallyhadmegoingthere!Chandler:Oh,wecoulddothisalldayJoey:Yeah,you’rerightOkaylook,listen,let’stalkaboutwhatahugestarI’mgonnabe!Chandler:Youaregonnabeahugestar!I’mgonnahugya!Joey:Youhugme!Chandler:Allright!Whatfollowsisthefinalsetofflashbacksthatfeatureawholelotoflovin’betweenChandlerandJoeyThere’snowords,justhugsandeventhekissfromTheOneWithTheMonkeyAllofthisissettothesong,You’veReallyGotaHoldonMe!Cutbacktothepresent,theyarestillineachother’sembraceJoey:Hey,dowedothistoomuchChandler:IthinksoYeah,getoffmeJoey:Yeah(Theyseparate)EndingCreditsScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,JoeyandPhoebearereadingascenefromMacandCHEESEJoey:ComeonCHEESE,I’mnotleavingwithoutyou!TryroutingyourbackupsourcethroughyourprimaryCPUPhoebe:(overactingbadly)Ican’t!Mycircuitsarefried!They’refriedItellyou!!Joey:Wow!(Backtoreadingthescene)WellthenI’lljusthavetocarryyou(SuddenlyRossjumpsupfrombehindthecounterarmedwithaplasticgunBytheway,he’soveractingtoo)Ross:That’llbeaneattrick,whenyou’re,(looksatthescript)whenyou’redead!Joey:Ross,youdon’thavetoyellRoss:Therewasjustanexplosion,okayMyhearingwouldbeimpairedPhoebe:Ithoughtyouwereexcellent!InfactforaminutethereIwaslike,"Ooh,where’dRossgo"Ross:Thankyou!AndIhavetosaythatfirstscenewhenyoumeetMac…Phoebe:YeahRoss:OhmyGodImean…Joey:Y’knowwhatIthinkthat’senoughfortodayThanksforyourhelp!(Hegrabstheirscriptsandheadsforhisroom)Phoebe:(ToRoss)He’sholdingusbackRoss:TotallyEnd《麦克和奇思》还有三分钟反应堆就要爆炸了!我们没时间了!你必须离开这里!赶快逃命吧!不我不会留下你一个人的别为我担心我只是个机器人充其量是部机器不你不是对我来说不是。天啊!什么我真的很有天份对你很棒。好让我们接着……我是说我真的演得很带劲!对我认为我也不错对你跟石头似的你不如我你知道吗我想现在已经够了我不想别排练太多了好。我一个人也能排练!我不需要你或是其他人帮忙!我自己就能搞定!等着瞧!你们等着瞧吧!Mac和CHEESE这次试镜你要扮演什么角色哦那是个新开拍的电视节目。我将扮演其中的一个叫MacMacaveli的角色或是“Mac”!我是个侦探我跟机器人搭档一起侦破案件他是个具有人工智能的电子增强型的秘密特工或是“CHEESE”(英文缩写)所以是Mac和CHEESE电视剧就是这个名字!他们真的碰巧用了开头的字母“CHEESE”这的确很巧。(怎么会是碰巧这显然是有意取的名字)乔伊假如你得到这角色的话你就有自己赖以成名的电视节目了。我是说人们会叫你“大CHEESE”或是“大Mac”嘿这两种食物你都喜欢!(奶酪和通心粉)希望值别太高了。因为我有可能得不到那个角色。你为什么这样说约瑟芬(讽刺Joey太没信心)我是说想想看伙计们。我自己的电视节目我自己都不知道我行不行。我知道我行。乔伊你在说什么你是个很棒的演员。你真的这样认为噢你怎么能问那样的问题噢她的确很美。对。而且她人也很好。她教了我很多表演的技巧还有如何“掩饰尴尬”抱歉。什么乔伊什么抱歉就像你一下要背很多台词但是有时需要点时间才能想起下一句所以当你想不起来的时候你可以用专注的神情来掩饰这段时间。你知道就像这样哦明白了我的镜头来了!我的镜头来了!华莱士太大。我是DrakeRamoray医生你妹妹的神经外科医生。你妹妹患了一种………Eva我们合作得很愉快。而且我要说你的问题很明显了。Allyouwantisadingle,Whatyouenvy'sschwang,Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle,orplaywith,orsimplylethang…我扮演阿尔卡西诺的臀部怎么样他去洗澡然后我是他的臀部噢天啊!怎么啦伙计们这是部真正的电影阿尔卡西诺也在里面是部大制作!不别误会。你知道这是你应得的这是你多年努力的成果。你的职业生涯终于取得突破了!好笑吧。我不在乎。这是我千载难逢的机会。没错你说得对你准备邀请我们参加你的首映会吗(为了Joey的臀部:))好我要出发了祝我好运吧!祝你好运,我们都祝你好运!对管他怎样轮到你了哦我们正在下象棋吗嘿试镜还顺利吗糟透了。我没句台词说对了我不该当演员的。等等。你是在假装试镜不顺利吧而其实上很顺利对你们上当了吗完全被骗了!那么一切很顺利。实在是非常好!太好了!太好了!没错最后就剩我和另外两个人。哦天啊!而且我认识他们两个。他们都很不错。其中一个就是拍那个对那些巨大的花朵有敏感症广告的家伙。噢我喜欢那人你怎么啦我怎么了你知道吗我很紧张要等到明天点才有回音。我感到头都要炸了!哎是超载了别担心好吗你会没事的对但压力太大了。老实说你们所面临的和我不一样我不知道你们是不是明白是啊我们都不要承受工作的压力是的Fran我知道现在几点了。但是我正在看财务报表而且不开心。好了我要剥开生菜很脏吗不不别担心。我会把它洗干净。不要我喜欢它脏点按照你的意思吧那么你接着准备做什么噢我想我该切那些西红柿了。它们没坏吧还可以。你确定还没坏掉你确定它们不是坏透了它们还好。你会把它们都切成很漂亮吗实际上我要把它们切成条。我走了!莫妮卡我不想干了!我刚帮了一个岁的老太太系上皮带而她竟然没有买!我告诉你我不干了。就这样我现在就要去跟老板说。没错我马上就去!马上就去!马上就去!好了当你听到这口信的以后打电话给我。哎怎么了哎他来按摩本来挺好的直到噢天啊!然后他的手也就不算什么问题了。他那儿童子军都能在那扎营了。你吃了我的三明治?那纯粹是个失误绝不会再发生了。啊真的冷静点。到我办公室来也许还剩下一些在垃圾袋里。你说什么!好吧也许还剩下很大块。大部分都被我扔了。你-你-你-你把我的三明治扔掉了我的三明治!!!我的三明治!!!我只很想得到这角色你知道吗假如失败的话我就再也不吃通心面(Macraoni)和奶酪(Cheese)了。不我没那样说过,那不算的。别这样各位我又不是要搬去欧洲我只是搬到了对面。而且你们随时能过来。当然假如莫妮卡的不会过敏的话你是对的我不能骗你们。她讨厌你们。我该接吗喂不乔伊现在不在我能留口信吗对好。试镜时间从点改到点分好很好。再见你不是穿了衣服了吗我又裸体了吗我们分钟后要见我父母。好的我只是在和他们说话。看看他们我的意思是他们到我们那没问题吧那我的敏感症呢哦对你的敏感症。都是她的错她不喜欢你们。进了!好极了!嘿如果桌上足球有跟真实一样大小的版本那多爽啊我是说那多疯狂啊!不就是像足球一样疯狂喂你说什么试镜不是在:吗噢没有人告诉我啊你告诉谁了算了吧。你是说你没有看到我的留言吗那个有敏感症的家伙得到了那角色。多亏你了。也许我们能弥补的你知道吗?也许我们能送他些大花去吓吓他!你怎么能这样对我钱德勒那角色能扭转我的整个演艺生涯我的错好吗我很抱歉我的确弄砸了。你都已经不住在这里了。你干嘛要接听我的电话我可以录音的!那是我为你买的。还是我教你怎么用的。你原以为那是部复印机。假如我能为你做什么我一定会做知道吗但是谁都会犯错不是吗他可以送我录影机或是一对高尔夫球杆也可以但是没有反而送我那个“女人回避器”看了碍眼戴了碍事儿没那么惨啦。你当然说得容易了!你又不用走来走去炫耀怪头不要的东西钱德勒钱德勒我同情戴着首饰的笨蛋!我同情那笨蛋昨晚你迟到以后Kathy和我谈了谈接着另一件事发生了。什么!你跟她上床了没有!没有!我只是吻了她。什么!那更糟!怎么会更糟!我不知道!但那都不行!是的,我没有借口!我是完全过线了。过线!你你过线过过了这么多!你甚至甚至看不到线在哪!你根本就当它不存在!瞧我不奢望你马上原谅我。但是你也不是完美的你也犯过一些错。说一个!怎么了噢伙计!他说了他不会拿走那椅子的。到底发生什么了你怎么会被锁进去的我们的东西都哪里去了是这样那个人来看这个柜子然后他说他不相信那里能装得下个大人。所以你进去来证明我只是想把它卖出去!伙计假如我再看到那人你知道我会怎么做向他屈服Lorrie来了。好切记不准交换。你有美女相伴我有贱货作陪Hi乔伊。Hey。哇噢瞧你带什么人来真帅。你带谁来她在放外套乔伊我要去洗掉我手上的味道你帮我和珍妮丝点萄葡酒和红酒珍妮丝?噢-天-啊!乔伊的裁缝占了我便宜。什么不可能。我认识那人有l年了。噢他说他要量我的内接缝然后他举起我的脚那绝对是什么举杯。他们是这样做裤子的!罗斯你会告诉他吗裁缝是那样量裤子的吗对是的但是是在牢里!我说了只说一个例子的!真不相信我做了什么我是个笨蛋。别再自责了。人都会有错的。这些事情总是会发生的我希望你没有忘了有口信给我吧有吗显然你不是很在行你认为他会原谅我吗当然会钱德勒但最重要的是你要原谅你自己你知道吗我好像已经原谅自己了。这么快?那你是够糟的。你知道吗他会原谅你的我听电话的时候要戴个衬垫以防万一好了你不知道他有多生气我保证他会原谅你的看我们都遇到过这种情况你们为自己挑起的问题争吵生活就是这样记住分手是两个人的事!!对!就是你和复印室的那女孩就象昨天你承认的所有的责任都是你的!!我根本就不知道我付了全部的责任我没看完整封信什么我睡着了!你睡着了那可是凌晨的点半你却洋洋洒洒写了l页纸而且是正反两面!噢噢还有。Y-O-U'-R-E意思是你是!Y-O-U-R意思是你的你知道吗?我真不相信我居然还希望跟你复合我们彻底完了!求之不得!!嘿!那你应该知道它可不是普通的信!不是每个人都会收到这样的信的!是很大件事!!我知道了!你没有权利跟他出去那是太荒谬了你出卖了!我没有出卖你!不你出卖了!你当然出卖了我!你还让我说话吗你是不是刚打了我好是你不让我把话说完的我只是想噢!噢!够了!好了好了别打了!想开点!想开点!好再不停我就要踢人屁股!好现在我要你们都停嘴好。好。这样多好。你知道吗假如我们坐牢了你们就会是我的跟班。好伙计你瞧。你把我衣服藏起来我就把你所有的衣服穿上噢天啊!看看我我是钱德勒!我还能再多穿点衣服吗我还能再多穿一件衣服吗或许我不该不穿内裤的…穿这么多真是热死我了IthinkofallthefriendsIknowWhenIdialthetelephonenoone'shomeHowbymyselfDon'twannaleavehowbymyselfandhowbymyself乔伊给你买了乔伊特点!两个比萨!喂糟了!喂不乔伊现在不在,但我“想”能留口信他还有机会得到那角色那是个好消息!噢不很明显不是因为那个被狗咬伤的演员而幸灾乐祸哎那太好了我一定会告诉乔伊的。谢谢你好!好Mac在点试镜有敏感症的那个家伙受伤了。是被狗不是花嘿!请告诉我你收到了口信什么口信那演Mac的演员不能去演了他们要你点去。什么是点!看!我写下了!我写在板上了!我都写了下来然后还在整个纽约找你!我去了罗斯家咖啡馆我还去了所有卖三明治的地方!我真不敢相信钱德勒!抱歉我不知道该说什么!你也许该说”恭喜你!“我看到了留言板我去试镜了我得到了那角色!那很有趣吗我一直在这里干着急呢!哦我嗯。你知道吗有些骗人的事实在很恶劣!好伙计。抱歉,我不是故意让你难受的哎没什么因为你不是有意的!而且我高兴得不得了!这才恶劣!我已经去了!而且是你告诉我的。这个能让我们争论一整天。对没错想想看我就要成为巨星了!你要当明星!让我们来个拥抱!你拥抱我。没问题。YoureallygottaaholdonmeYoureallygottaaholdonmeBaby!IloveyouAllIwantyoutodoisjustholdmePleasesqueezemeholdme我们是不是抱了太久了我也这样想好吧松开好了加油CHEESE我不会丢下你的我试着为你的主CPU接通后备电源我做不到!我电路烧坏了了我告诉你坏了!哇噢那我只有抱着你了在你死的时候你会发现这是个绝妙的陷阱。罗斯你不必这么大声。刚才发生了爆炸知道吗我的听力受损了。我认为你很出色。其实有几分钟我一直在想:“噢罗斯怎么还不出场”谢了。我想说第一场你和Mac见面的时候。哦天啊。我是说你们知道吗我想今天到此结束。谢谢你们的帮忙他拖我们后腿了。完全正确
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