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609 The One Where Ross Got High

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简介:本文档为《609 The One Where Ross Got Highdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRossGotHighScene:MonicaandChandler's,MonicaismixingsomeThanksgivingtreat(I’massumingmashedpotatoes)inabowlMonica:(onphone)Okay,great! Bye(HangsupasChandlerenters)Soguesswho’scomingtoThanksgivingdinnerChandler:SydneyPortierHehhehChandlerthrowshiscoatonthecouchMonica:(notamusedbyChandler’sjoke)ImissRachel(ToChandler)No,myparentsChandler:Oh!That’sgreat,theyhaven’tseentheplacesinceImovedin!MonicagoestofiddlewithsomethingonthetableMonica:Yeah,andy’know,ifyoucouldnotmentiontothemthatwelivetogether,thatwouldbegreat!(Quicklytryingtochangesubjects),IwasthinkingwewouldeataroundfourMonicagoestothestoveChandler:(shockedatthenews)Whycan’tItellthemthatwelivetogetherMonica:Becausetheydon’tknowwe’redating(Again,tryingtoquicklychangesubjects)Doyouthinkweshouldeatinthekitchen(Goestothesinkandthestovetocook)Chandler:Whyhaven’tyoutoldthem!Monica:Um,well,Iwasgoingto,IIIreallywasButum,thensomewhere,justoutofnowhere,Ididn’tChandler:Whyhaven’tyoutoldthem!Wouldn’ttheybehappy!Monica:(tryingtochangesoss:(toJoey)Dude,weweregood!Monica:You’renotgonnagoanywhere,yousaidyouweregonnaeathere,andyou’regonnaeathere!Phoebe:Yeah,andandleavingustogoseehotdancergirlsisnotveryThanksgivingyRoss:Oh,butbutitis,uh,it’sjustlikethefirstThanksgiving,whentheIndiansandthePilgrimsuh,satdowntodinnerJoey:Yeah,yeah,andtheIndianstaughtthePilgrimswhatitmeanttobehotinthenewworld!EnterJackandJudyGellerMrsGeller:Helloeverybody!MrGeller:Hi!All:Hi!KissesandhugsareexchangedMonica:DadkissesJack,MomkissesJudyLook!Lookwhoitisit’sChandler!MrsGeller:(lessthanpleased)Ohyesofcourse,helloChandlerChandler:MrandMrsGeller,youlookwonderful,itisgreattohaveyouhear,letustakeoffyourcoats!ChandlergoestotakeoffJack’scoatHethennoticeslittlewhiteflakesonJack’sshouldersHebeginstowipethemoffChandler:Whoa,snowingoutthereMrGeller:(angry)NoTimelapseThegangissittingdownforThanksgivingdinnerChandlerisattheheadofthetable,MrandMrsGelleraretohisrightJoeyandRossaretohisleftMonicaisservingthingsPhoebeisinthelivingroomandRachelisatthesinkMrGeller:Monica,allthisfoodlookswonderful,youshouldthinkaboutdoingthisforalivingChandler,tryingtomakenicewithJack,laughsathisjokeandpointsatJackMrGeller:Ok,IhavedandruffThere’snoneedtolaughandpointMonicarushesovertoChandler’ssideMonica:Dad,ChandlerwasjustlaughingatyourjokeMrGeller:Myjokewasn’tfunnyPhoebewalksfromthelivingroomtothekitchenandtalksquietlytoRachelPhoebe:Rach,Rach,IjustrememberedIhadadreamaboutMrGellerlastnightRachel:Really!Phoebe:Yeah,Idreamtthathesavedmefromaburningbuildingandhewassobraveandsostrong!Andit’smakingmelookathimtotallydifferentlyY’know,Imeanheusedtobejust,y’know“JackGellerMonicaandRoss’sdad”andnowhe’she’s“JackGeller,dreamhunk"WeseeashotofJackstuffinghisfacewithfoodSomedreamhunk!Rachel:IdunnoY’knowtomehe’llalwaysbe“JackGeller,walksinwhileyou’rechanging”TimelapseRossandJoeyarecleaningthetablewhileJudyandPhoebetalkbythewindowJackandChandleraresittingonthecouchwhileMonicasitsonthecoffeetableMonica:Y’knowdad,ChandlerisoneofRoss’sverybestfriends!Chandler:Yeah,Rosssureisagreatguy,y’knowI’vealwaysfeltthathowayoungmanturnsoutisareflectiononhisfatherMrGeller:IalwaysthoughtthattooTellme,whatdoesyourfatherdoChandlerandMonicaexchangeworriedlooksChandler:(worried)He’stheheadlinerofagayburlesqueshowRachelisinthekitchenfiddlingwithherEnglishtruffleJoeyandRoss,anxioustoleaveandgotoJanine’sparty,areeggingherontohurryupJoey:Rach,you’rekillin’ushere,willyaservethedessertalreadyThosedrunkendancersarewaiting!Rachel:(lookingathertruffle)Lookatit,isn’titbeautifulRoss:Yeah,yeah,whatisitRachel:It’satruffleIt’sgotalloftheselayersFirstthere’salayerofladyfingers,thenalayerofjam,thencustard,whichImadefromscratch,JoeyandRossmakeimpressedfacesthenraspberries,moreladyfingers,thenbeefsauteedwithpeasandonions,JoeyandRosslooklikesomething’swrongthenalittlemorecustard,andthenbananas,andthenIjustputsomewhippedcreamontop!JoeyandRossmakeconfusedfacesRoss:WWhatwastheonerightbeforebananasRachel:ThebeefYeah,thatwasweirdtome,tooButthen,y’know,Ithought“well,there’smincemeatpie,”Imeanthat’sanEnglishdessert,thesepeoplejustputverystrangethingsintheirfood,y’knowToJoeyOh!bytheway,canIborrowsomeRumfromyourplaceJoey:Ysure!Rachel:(teasingly)AndwhileI’mgonedon’tyouboyssneakatasteJoeyandRoss:(fakingdissapointment)OkayRachelleavesRoss:Beefinadessert!Inonono,thereisnoway!RossgoestolookinthemagazineRachelgotherrecipefromJoey:Iknow,andonlyonelayerofjam!WhatisupwiththatRosslooksupasifsayingthatJoeywasweirdHebeginsflippingthroughthepages,onlytofindthattheyarestickySoonepageisoverlappinganother,makingtworecipeslooklikeoneRoss:OhmyGod,thepagesarestucktogether!Joey:(turningtoChandlerinascoldingtone)Chandler!Ross:OhMyGod,sheshemadehalfaEnglishTrifle,andhalfaSheperd’sPie!Joey:(sad)Ohman!Nowshe’sgonnastartallover!We’renevergonnagettointroducethehotgirlstothenewworld!Ross:No,no,wewillWejustwon’ttellhershemessedupJoey:JustletherservethebeefcustardthingRoss:Yeah,it’llbelikeafunnyThanksgivingstory!Joey:(shrugginghisshoulderstogoalongwithit)VomitingstoriesarefunnyRachelentersRachel:Joey,God,yourapartmentislikeahundreddegrees!Joey:DiddiditmakeyouwannawalkaroundinyourunderwearRachel:No!Joey:(frustrated)Stillnothotenough!JoeyleavesPhoebewalksovertotalktoRachelPhoebe:RachelRachel:YeahPhoebe:Okay,lookathimLookatthosestronghandsOhwhatIwouldn’tgivetobethatcanof(looksclosertoseewhatJackisdrinking)condensedmilkWeseeashotofJackdrinkingcondensedmilkonthecouchRossandJudyenterthelivingroomJudyandRosssitdownonthecouchbesideJackMonicaandChandleraresittingonthecoffeetableMonica:Mom,uh,ChandlerwasjustsayinghowbeautifulyoursweaterisMrsGeller:Oh,thankyouChandler!IjustboughtitChandler:Oh,yesWellit’sverybeautifulIt’screamcoloredandtightRealizeswhathejustsaidandlooksworriedMonicaandRossalsolookedshockedJudyandJackgiveChandleraverydirtylookIdon’tmeantight,Imeanit’snottootight,notthatIwaslookingatgivingupallhope,heputshisheadintohishandsMrGeller:What’sthematterwithhimMrsGeller:(whisperstoJackalittleloudly)Ithinkhe’sstonedagainChandler:(shocked)WhatMonica:(shocked)WhatRoss:(worried)Dude,IneedtotalktoyouasecRossandChandlergetupandgointoRachel’soldroomScene:Rachel’soldroomIt’sprettymuchemptyexceptforafewboxesagainstthewallsRossandChandlerenterRoss:Okay,IthinkImightknowwhymyparentsdon’tlikeyouChandler:YoudoWhyRoss:Okay,remember,wewereyoungHey,Springbreak,sophomoreyear,IgothighinmybedroomandmyparentswalkedinandsmelleditandsoItoldthemthatyouhadgottenstonedandjumpedoutthewindowChandler:What!WhydidyoudothatRoss:Idon’tknow,aheh,your’swasthefirstnamethatthatpoppedintomyhead,I’mI’msorryIIdidn’tthinkitwouldmatterChandler:Howcoulditnotmatter!Ross:HowwasIsupposedtoknowwe’dendupbeingfriendsaftercollege,letaloneyouyouwouldbelivingwithmysisterChandler:Whataboutallthat“friendsforever”stuffRoss:Idon’tknow,IIwasallhighCommercialBreakScene:Rachel’sOldBedroom,ContinuedfromearlierMonicaenterstheroomMonica:Momanddadjustsentmeinheretofindoutifyou(pointstoChandler)weretryingtogetRossstoned!Chandler:YourparentscaughtRosssmokingpotincollegeandheblameditonme!Monica:Ross,Ican’tbelieveyou’ddothat!Chandler:Thereasonwehaven’ttoldthemwe’retogetherisbecausetheyhateme,okaySowillyoufixthisRoss:Okay,okay,I’lltell‘emitwasn’tChandlerwhogothighNowwhoshouldIsayitwasMonica:You!It’snotlikeit’sabigdeal!Youyoudon’tstilldoitoranything!Ross:Alright,alright,nownowwhoshouldIsaytrickedmeintodoingitScene:MonicaandChandler’s,TimelapseJackisstillonthecouch,pickinghisteethwithhisfeetonthetablePhoebeandJudyaresittingonthetablelookingathimRossandChandleraresittingbythewindowtalkingRachelandJoeyareinthekitchenfoolingwithRachel’strifleMonicawalksintothelivingroomfromthekitchenMonica:Dad,pleasedon’tpickyourteethouthere!Alright,andifyou’regonnaputyourfeetup,whydon’tyousitonthePhoebe:Monica,leavehimalone!MonicagivesPhoebeasurprisedexpressionandgoesovertoRossandChandlerJoey:(toRachel)WillyouhurryupDidyounothearmebeforewhenItoldyouthatallofJanine’sfriendsaredancers!Andthatthey’regoingtobedrinkingalot!Rachel:(sarcastically)No,Idid,buttellmeagain,becauseit’ssoromanticJoey:Wellyou’rewhippin’soslow!Can’tyoudoitanyfasterRachel:Joey!Comeon!Idon’twannamakeanymistakes,alrightThisistheonlydessertandifIscrewitupeverybody'sgonnabelike“Oh,rememberthatThanksgivingwhenRachelscrewedupthetrifle”JoeygivesheranunderstandinglookRachel:Sowhydon’tyoujustletmeworryaboutmakingthetrifleandyoujustworryabouteatingit,alrightJoey:OhIam!ChandlerandMonicaarebythewindowpressuringRosstotellhisparentsthetruthMonica:Ross,ifyoudon’ttellthem,thenIwill!Ross:Okay,fine!RossgetsuptogotellhisparentsJoeyrushesoverJoey:Ross!CanItalktoyouforasecondRoss:Oh,uh,canitwaitasecondJoeyIhavetotellmyparentssomethingNoitcan’tOkayMonicaandChandlermake“Whatwasthat”gesturesJoeyandRossgointoRachel’soldroomScene:Rachel’soldroom,RossandJoeyenterJoey:Okay,look,IthinkwehavetotellRachelshemessedupherdessertRoss:What!WhatiswitheverybodyIt’sThanksgiving,notTruthDay!Joey:Look,wheneveryoneeatsthatthatBananaMeatthing,they’reallgonna’makefunofher,doyouwantthatRoss:Okay,okay,we’lljustgeteveryonetoactliketheylikeitThatthatwaynoonemakesfunofherandwestillgettogotoSweetPotatoePie!(Referringtothedancers)Joey:(scolding)Dude,they’renotobjectsRossmakesasorryfaceJoey:Justkiddin,’I’lltalktothem,youdistractRachJoeyandRossgobackoutintothemainareaRoss:HeyRach,canItalktoyououtsideforasecondRachel:OkayThehallwayRachelandRossgooutandtheyjuststandthereforafewsecondsRachel:What’sup,RossRoss:SoumThanksgivingTheholidayseasonisuponus,hmRachel:Yeah!Ross:AndumYoulooknicetodayRachel:OhnoNoRoss,don’tdothisRoss:WhatRachel:IjustIdon’tthinkusgettingbacktogetherisagoodideaRoss:(shocked)EhRachel:IthoughtthismighthappentodayRoss,IknowtheholidayscanberoughY’knowAndit’sprobablyreallyhardforyoutobealonerightnowRoss:(cuttingheroff)You’realoneRachel:No,IIlivewithPhoebeImeanyou’repitytonealone,aloneAndIjustit’sjustnotthetimeforusI’msorryRoss:(justtryingtogetoutoftheconversation)Ahwell,can’tblameaguyfortrying!InsideMonicaandChandler’sJoeyisalmostdoneexplainingthesituationtoeveryoneJoey:Ohand(RossbeginstoopenthedoorandJoeysayssomegibberishwordtoindicatetoRossthathe’snotdoneyetRossclosesthedooragain)Okay,anduhifanyoneneedshelppretendingtolikeit,Ilearnedsomethinginactingclass,tryuh,rubbingyourstomach(Rubshisstomach)oruh,orsaying“mmm”anduh,ohoh!Andsmiling(Smileswhilepretendingtostirabowl),okayChandler:Yeah,I’mnotgonnapayforthoseactingclassesanymoreRossandRachelreenterJoey:Rachel,thereyouare!Comeon,let’sservethatdessertalready!Rachel:Joey,you’regonnahavetostoprushingme,youknowwhatYoudon’tgetanydessertJoey:(happily)ReallyRachel:No,I’mjustkiddingIwouldneverdothattoyou!Okay,everybody,it’strifletime!Phoebe:So,now,Rach,thisisatraditionalEnglishtrifle,isn’titRachel:ItsureisPhoebe:WowSothendidyoumakeitwithbeeforEggplantRachel:BeefPhoebe:Ican’thaveanyYouknowIdon’teatmeat(Fakingdissapointment)OhhhnoPhoebegetsupandgoesintoRachel’soldroom,asmileonherfaceRachel:Alright,Monica,IwantyoutohavethefirsttasteMonica:ReallyRachelhandsMonicaaplateMonicatakesaspoonfulofthewhippedcreamportionRachel:Ohohoh,wait!Youonlygotwhippedcreaminthere!Yagottatakeabitewithallthelayers!Monica:OkayMonicatakesabiggerspoonfulandapeafallsoffRachel:Op!Wait,youdroppedapeaMonicaputsthepeaontopofthespoonfulandtakesabiteRachel:WellMonica:(fakingjoyRubbingherstomachandsmilingatthesametime,likeJoeysaid)Mmmm!It’sgood!Rachel:ReallyHowgoodMonica:It’ssogood,thatIfeelreallyselfishaboutbeingtheonlyonewho’seatingit,thatIthinkweshouldhaveeveryonetastehowgooditisEspeciallyRossRossglaresatMonicaEveryonetakesabiteoftheirtrifleAll:(fakingenjoyment)MmmChandler:(clearlylyingandhatingthedessert)Yeah,thisissogood,thatI’mgonnagoenjoyitonthebalconysothatIcanenjoytheviewwhilstIenjoymydessertChandlerexitstothebalconyMrsGeller:(lying)I’vegottacallmyfriendMaryandtellherhowgoodthisis,fromMonica’sroomMrGeller:(alsolying)I’llhelpyoudialJackandJudyexittoMonica’sroomMonica:(again,lying)I’mgonnagointothebathroomsoIcanlookatitinthemirror,asIeatitMonicaexitstothebathroomRachel:Okay,nowwhatwasthatallaboutIsitdoesitnottastegoodLetmetryitRachelreachesforRoss’splateRoss:WhaNono!Ah!(RossscarfsallofhistrifledowninaboutasecondHelookslikehe’sgoingtothrowup)(Lying)Allgone!Sogood!MaybeChandlerhassomeleftRachelleavestothebalconyRoss:Ittasteslikefeet!Joey:IlikeitRoss:AreyoukiddingJoey:What’snottolikeCustardGoodJamGoodMeatGoooooodRachelandChandlerreemergefromthebalconyRachel:Soabirdjustgrabbedit,andthentriedtoflyawaywithitand,andthenjustdroppeditonthestreetChandlermakesafake"IknowIcouldn’tbelieveiteither"gestureChandler:(lying)Yes,butifit’sanyconsolation,beforethebirddroppedit,heseemedtoenjoyitPhoebecomesbackfromRachel’soldroomPhoebe:Rachel,comehere(RachelwalksovertoPhoebeChandlersitsdownontheloungechair)Okay,IwasjuststartingtotakemyThanksgivingnap,andIhadanotherdreamaboutJackRachel:Oh,Phoebe,doIwannahearthisPhoebe:Idunno,let’ssee!So,okay,Idreamtthatweweregonnagetmarried,andheleft,becuzhehadtogofightafireAnd,um,sookay,Iwenttoanightclub,andIsawhimmakingoutwithagirlRachel:(humoringPhoebe)OhmyGod,hedreamcheatedonyou!Phoebe:Yeah,butthenJacquesCousteaucameandhekickedhisassforbetrayingme!Itwassoocool!Then,hetookmedivingandheintroducedmetohispetseahorse,who,bytheway,wastotallycomingontome,andplease,thatisnotgonnahappenJackandJudycomeoutofMonica’sroomandsitdownonthecouchMrGeller:Boy,I’mgladIworethebigbelttodayPhoebe:Fiveminutesago,alinelikethatwould’veflooredmeNownothingWell,notnothing,IamstillawomanRachelandPhoebewalkintothekitchenMonicacomesoutofthebathroomandgoesovertoRossMonica:RossLet’sgoRoss:Ohyeah,abouttellingMomandDad,IwasthinkingaboutmaybewritingaletterMonica:Alright,youknowwhatThat’sitYou’vehadyourchanceRoss:WhawhatMonica:(outloud,toherparents)Mom!Dad!Rosssmokedpotincollege!MrandMrsGeller:What!Ross:(inayearold’stone)(ToMonica)Youaresuchatattletale!Mom,Dad,yourememberthatthattimeyouwalkedinmyroomandsmelledmarijuanaMrandMrsGeller:Yes(TheylookatChandlerangrily)Ross:WellItoldyouitwasChandlerwhowassmokingthepotbutitwasmeI’msorryMrsGeller:ItwasyouMonica:AndDad,y’knowthatmailmanthatyougotfiredHedidn’tstealyourPlayboys!Rossdid!TheGellersstareatRossRosslooksathisparentswithanafraid,shockedlookRoss:Yeah,well,HurricaneGloriadidn’tbreaktheporchswing,Monicadid!TheGellersglareatMonicaJoey,Phoebe,andRachelaresittingatthetable,lookingattheGellersiblingslikethey’reweirdosMonica:Rosshasn’tworkedatthemuseumforayear!TheGellersglareatRossRoss:MonicaandChandlerarelivingtogether!TheGellersglareatMonica,shockedMonicaandChandlerbothareshockedRossgivesMonicaa“takethat!”lookMonica:RossmarriedRachelinVegas!Andgotdivorced!Again!!!!TheGellersglareatRossPhoebe:(joiningin)IloveJacquesCousteau!Rachel:(readingtherecipemagazine,finallyfiguringoutthat)Iwasn’tsupposedtoputbeefinthetrifle!Joey:(poundingthetable)Iwannagooooooo!MrsGeller:(rubbinghertemples)That’salotofinformationtogetininthirtyseconds!AlrightJoey,ifwannaleave,justleaveRachel,noyouweren’tsupposedtoputbeefinthetrifleItdidnottastegoodPhoebe,I’msorry,butIthinkJacquesCousteauisdead(Phoebemakesasadface)Monica,whyyoufeltyouhadtohidethefactthatyouwereinanimportantrelationshipisbeyondmeMrGeller:AndwekindafiguredabouttheporchswingMrsGeller:Ross,drugsDivorcedAgainMrGeller:WhathappenedsonRoss:IIuh,Igottrickedintoallthosethings!MrsGeller:Chandler!You’vebeenRoss’sbestfriendalltheseyears,stuckbyhimduringthedrugproblems(Rossgetsdisgusted)Andnowyou’vetakenonMonicaaswellWell,Idon’tknowwhattosayYou’reawonderfulhumanbeingChandlerismegashocked!Chandler:Thankyou!MrGeller:No!Thankyou!(HugsChandler)Monica,andRoss!Idon’tknowwhatI’mgonnadoaboutthetwoofyou!Chandler:(Inaparentliketone)I’lltalktothem!ClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandChandler’s,EveryoneishelpingcleanthetableRachel:Youguys!Itwasbananas,cream,andbeef!IIjustcannotbelievethatyouatethatsothatIwouldn’tfeelbad!Monica:Wellactually,IIdidn’teatmineIt’sstillinthebathroomJoey:Noitisn’t,IatethatMrsGeller:(pointingtoherselfandJack)WellweleftoursinMonica’sbedroomJoey:Nope,gotitandIgotyours(PointingtoJack)tooEnd罗斯兴奋起来OK,太好了再见。猜一下谁会来参加感恩节晚餐?西尼波迪尔?嘿嘿。我想念瑞秋。不是我父母。噢!那太好了我搬来以后他们还没来过呢。是的你知道如果你能不提到我们住在一起那才好呢。我在想我们要在四点钟左右吃饭。为什么我不能告诉他们我们住在一起?因为他们不知道我们在约会。你觉得我们应该在厨房吃饭吗?你为什么还没有告诉他们?嗯那么我本打算我真的但是这个那个我没有。为什么你还没告诉他们?他们会不高兴吗?那么四点钟在厨房吃饭呆会儿见。他们为什么会不高兴嗯主要是因为嗯他们不喜欢你对不起。什么?什么?为什么。可能是因为你以前冷淡或者是喜欢挖苦人或者你知道你总是开玩笑。或者是你脱下衣服把它们扔在躺椅上。这是他们不喜欢我的原因还是你不喜欢我的原因?你瞧我知道我应该告诉他们我知道我不该管他们怎么想对不起。你知道这没关系这没关系。因为他们来的时候我会非常迷人。我会让他们爱上我然后我们告诉他们。你真的认为这么做管用吗?嘿我会非常迷人宝贝我已经得到了你不是吗?我想你不会让我父母醉成那样。嘿噢太好了罗斯!你父母喜欢我对吗?是的他们当然喜欢你。可莫尼卡刚告诉我他们不喜欢我。是的他们不喜欢你。你知道为什么吗?我不知道也许是因为你太喜欢挖苦人或者是因为你啊。如果不知道就不应该瞎猜。这太好了又一个不知道该感谢什么的感恩节。也许我该谢谢你闭上嘴嗯?也许我该把游戏机搬到我的新公寓去以示感谢。也许我爱你。嘿嘿嘿伙计们。不我不想玩游戏机乔伊。你们要到钱德那里去过感恩节吗?是的是的为什么?出什么事了?我和我的跳舞朋友打算到城里过感恩节你们也许愿意一起来。真的吗?不你应该到钱德家去因为我们没人会做饭。我们可能会喝一整天的酒。不不我们来你这边。我们实在不应该过来,因为,那毕竟是我妹妹,可是,呃,你知道实际上,有个妹妹一起长大也不错,因为对我理解女人很有帮助是的,你该告诉你朋友这些OK我从来不懂怎么会有三个女人愿意嫁给你嘿,嘿嘿,嘿,菲比,看一下我的甜点,我选做了一道传统的英式松露噢,听起来不错莫尼卡你在做什么,万一瑞秋的点心弄得好,我把它全吃了,没给别人留一点我没做没做没做,亲爱的,我信任你那么,我把这搞糟了,还有其它点心吗你不会搞糟的噢,莫尼卡,我喜欢这个你对我真有信心,谢谢你技术问题,你知道黄油什么时候做好吗看起来两分钟前就好了嘿,嘿噢,菜闻起来不错地方看起来也不错是的,嘿,大家感恩节愉快感恩节愉快感恩节愉快那,太好了,再见哇,哇,你们到哪里去噢,是因为有件小事,和乔伊住一起的朋友要噢,简妮,性感跳舞女孩有人会说她很吸引人,是的还有谁还会去那里她的一些朋友她的跳舞朋友是的,好吧她所有的性感跳舞朋友都要去,她们要去喝酒,跳舞,我们真的想去哥们,我们是好人你们哪里也不能去,你们说过在这儿吃饭的,就要在这儿吃饭是的,把我们留在这里、自己去看性感跳舞女孩就不太像“感恩”了噢,可是,这就像第一个感恩节,当印第安人和朝圣者,嗯坐下吃饭对,对,印第安人教会了朝圣者在新世界什么是热辣的你们好你好爸爸,妈妈瞧,瞧,这是谁,这是钱德噢,当然是的,你好,钱德盖勒先生,盖勒太太,你们气色真好你们能来真是太好了,请脱下外套吧哇,外面在下雪没有莫尼卡,这些菜看起来真棒,你该考虑一下以此为生OK,我有头皮屑,但没必要指着我笑爸爸,钱德只是在笑您讲的笑话我的笑话一点都不好笑瑞秋,瑞秋,我刚想起来,昨晚我梦到盖勒先生了真的是的,我梦到他把我从着火的房子里救了出来,他真强壮,真勇敢这使我对他刮目相看你知道,他本来只是"杰克·盖勒莫尼卡、罗斯的爸爸"现在却成了"杰克·盖勒,我梦想的大块头"我不觉得,对我来说他永远是杰克·盖勒,你一换衣服他就进来。爸爸,钱德是罗斯最好的朋友之一是的,罗斯是个好人,我一直觉得从年轻人身上能看到他父亲的影子我也一直这么想告诉我,你父亲是干什么的他是个给同性恋滑稽剧写文章的记者瑞秋,你要在这儿杀了我们,你现在就上点心好吗那些喝醉的跳舞女孩在等我们看这个,漂亮吗是的,是的,这是什么这是松露,有这么多层先是一层松脆饼,再一层果浆,然后是奶油冻这是我刮下来的然后是红莓,更多的松脆饼,然后是煎嫩牛肉加豌豆和洋葱然后是一些奶油冻,再是香蕉,然后我在顶上放了些生奶油香蕉前面是什么牛肉是的,我也觉得很怪异可是,你知道有一种甜馅饼,那也是英国式的点心你知道,这些人把许多奇怪的东西放在食物里噢,顺便问一下,我能从你那儿借点朗姆酒吗当然我走了你们不会偷吃吧OK甜点心里放牛肉我不,不,不,这不行我知道,只有一层果浆到底是怎么回事噢,我的天,这两页粘在一起了钱德噢,我的天,她做了一半英国松露,一半土豆泥肉饼噢,现在她得重新再做一个了我们没机会把性感女孩介绍给新世界了不,不,我们会的,我们只是不告诉她把这搞糟了就让她上这些牛肉奶油冻是的,这会成一个感恩节的有趣故事散发出呕吐物气味的故事是有趣乔伊,天哪,你的房间有度有没有使你穿内衣走来走去没有那还不够热瑞秋什么事OK,瞧他看这些强壮的手噢我多想变成那听炼乳。妈妈,钱德刚才说你的毛衣真漂亮噢,谢谢你,钱德,我刚买的噢,是的,真漂亮,是奶黄色的又紧身我的意思不是紧身,我是说不太紧,我不是在看他是怎么回事我想他又吸多了什么?什么?老兄,我需要和你谈一下OK,我想我知道为什么我父母不喜欢你了你知道为什么好的还记得吗我们年轻的时候嘿大学二年级放春假时我有一次在房间里吸大麻父母走进来闻到了所以我告诉他们你刚抽了大麻,跳到了窗外什么你为什么这么说我不知道你的名字是第一个蹦进我脑袋的对不起,我以为这没关系的怎么会没关系我怎么知道我们毕业后还会是朋友!更没想到你会搭上我妹妹!那么那些“永远的朋友”什么的怎么说?我不知道我太兴奋了。爸爸妈妈让我来这儿看看你是不是想让罗斯吸大麻!你父母抓到罗斯在大学里抽大麻他诬赖我。罗斯我不相信你能这么干。我们没告诉他们我们在一起的原因是因为他们讨厌我。好吧那你怎么弥补?好好我会告诉他们不是钱德大麻抽多了。现在我该说是谁呢?你!这不是什么大事你现在不这样做了好吧好吧我该说是谁骗我做的呢?爸爸请不要在这儿剔牙。好吧如果你能把脚抬开你干嘛不坐在那儿。莫尼卡别烦他!你能快点吗?你没听见我说简妮的朋友都是跳舞的吗?他们要喝许多酒?不我听见了可是你再告诉我一遍吧因为那多浪漫。你搅得真慢。你不能快点?乔伊拜托我不想犯任何错误行吗?这是唯一的点心如果我弄砸了大家都会"噢记得那个感恩节吗瑞秋把松露做糟了”所以你干嘛不让我来担心做松露你来担心怎么吃它好吗?我在担心。罗斯如果你不告诉他门我就好吧好吧。罗斯我能和你说两句吗?噢乔伊你能等一下吗?我得告诉父母一些事情。不行?好吧。好吧瞧我想我们得告诉瑞秋她把点心弄糟了。什么?大伙都怎么了?这是感恩节不是说真话节。瞧每个人都得吃那个那个香蕉肉的玩意。他们都会笑话她这是你想看到的吗?好吧我们让大家都装作喜欢吃的样子。那么没人会笑话她我们也能,再去“甜土豆馅饼”那里。老兄她们不是物品只是开玩笑我去和他们说你引开瑞秋注意力。嘿瑞秋我能和你到外面说几句吗?好吧什么事罗斯?嗯感恩节。我们在过节是吧?是的。嗯你今天真好看。噢不罗斯别这样。什么?我只是不认为我们再回到一起是个好主意。嗯?我料到今天可能会这样罗斯我知道这节日可能有点难熬。你知道?这对你单身一人来说太难熬了你也是单身不我和菲比住在一起我的意思是你独自一人一个人。现在对我们来说不是好时机对不起。好吧你不能责怪一个想尝试一下的家伙。好吧如果有人不太会假装喜欢吃我在表演课上学过点试着按摩一下你的肚子或嘴里说“嗯嗯”噢噢然后微笑好了吗?我不会给这样的表演课付钱。瑞秋你来快让我们上点心。乔伊你别催我。你知道吗?你没有点心吃。真的?不我在开玩笑我不会对你这么干的。好啦大家注意现在吃松露了。瑞秋这是传统的英式松露是吗?当然是。哇那你是用牛肉还是茄子做的?牛肉我不能吃了你知道我不吃肉噢噢好吧莫尼卡我想让你第一个尝尝。真得?噢噢等一下。你只吃了炼乳你得所有的层都咬一口。好的噢等一下你掉了豌豆。怎么样?嗯~~~~~不错真的?有多好吃?太好吃了我觉得太自私了只有我一个人在吃。我想我们该让每个人都尝尝这有多么好吃尤其是罗斯嗯是的太好了我要到阳台上好好品尝那样我就能边看风景边吃点心我得到莫尼卡的房间里去给我的朋友玛丽打电话告诉她这有多好吃我去帮你拨号码。我要到卫生间去那样我能在吃的时候照着镜子看看好吧这到底是怎么回事?难道这不好吃吗?让我试一下。哇,不,啊。吃完了。真好吃也许钱德还能剩点。吃起来象脚一样。我喜欢你在开玩笑?不喜欢什么?奶油冻?太好了果酱?好吃。肉?好吃!一只鸟刚把它抢走了然后飞走了然后把它扔在了街上?是的可是如果能算是安慰的话在鸟把它扔掉以前它看上去很喜欢吃瑞秋过来我刚才睡了个感恩节小觉我又做了个关于杰克的梦。噢菲比我一定要听吗?我不知道然后我梦见我们要结婚了他走了因为他要去救火。嗯接着我去了个夜总会我看见他在和一个姑娘鬼混噢我的天他梦幻地欺骗你是的可是雅克·库斯特来了他踢他屁股因为他骗了我太棒了然后他带我去潜水把我介绍给他的宠物海马而且他还老是吃我豆腐。帮帮忙吧这不可能发生,小伙子我很高兴我今天束了大皮带分钟前一条那样的东西能让我躺下。现在没事了。哦还是有事我终究还是个女人。罗斯我们去吧噢是的告诉爸爸妈妈我在考虑可能写封信好的给过你机会了什么?妈妈爸爸罗斯在大学里抽大麻什么?你这个告密者!妈妈爸爸你还记得那次你们走进我房间闻到大麻味道吗?是的我那时告诉你们是钱德在抽大麻可是是我抽的对不起是你?爸爸还记得那个被你炒掉的邮差吗?他没偷你的是罗斯干的好吧格罗丽亚飓风没弄坏门廊里的秋千是莫尼卡弄坏的!罗斯已经一整年没有博物馆工作了!莫尼卡和钱德住在一起!罗斯和瑞秋在拉斯维加斯结了婚然后离婚了!又一次!!!我爱雅克·库斯特!罗斯毒品?离婚?又离一次?儿子你到底怎么了?我我所有那些事情我都是受骗上当了钱德这些年你是罗斯最好的朋友在毒品问题期间也忠于他现在你又接纳了莫尼卡。好吧我不知道该说什么你是个大好人谢谢你不谢谢你莫尼卡还有罗斯我不知道该对你们两个怎么办我会和他们讲的你们这些家伙。那是香蕉奶油和牛肉我不相信你们把这些全吃了就为了不让我难过实际上我没有吃我的那份它还在卫生间里不不在了我吃了它我们的留在莫尼卡的房间里了没了我把你们的也吃
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