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首页 《老友记》中英剧本第二季第一集

《老友记》中英剧本第二季第一集.doc

《老友记》中英剧本第二季第一集

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简介:本文档为《《老友记》中英剧本第二季第一集doc》,可适用于考试题库领域

TheOneAfterJoeyandRachelKissTheOneWithRoss'NewGirlfriendScene:CentralPerk,Phoebeisrecappinglastseason,andasshetalksweseeamontagueofscenesfromRossandRachelPHOEBE:Ok,sothisisprettymuchwhat'shappenedsofarRosswasinlovewithRachelsince,youknow,forever,buteverytimehetriedtotellher,somethingkindofgotintheway,likecats,andItalianguysFinallyChandlerwaslike"forgetabouther"butwhenRosswasinChinaonhisdig,ChandlerletitslipthatRosswasinlovewithRachelShewaslike,"Ohmygod"Soshewenttotheairporttomeethimwhenhecameback,butwhatshedidn'tknowwas,thatRosswasgettingofftheplanewithanotherwomanUhOh!So,that'sprettymucheverythingyouneedtoknowBut,enoughaboutusSo,how'veyoubeenOPENINGCREDITSScene,TheAirport,continuedfromlastseason,RacheliswaitingforRosstocomeoftheplane,whensheseeshe'scomingoffwithanotherwomanRACHEL:OhmygodOhmygod(Shedecidestomakeabreakforit)ExcusemeMove!Move!Emergency!Excuseme!(Shetriesclimbingoverabenchandfallsdown)ROSS:Rache!RACHEL:Oh,thereyouare!Hi!Oh,so,so,howwasChina,you(Hitshimwiththeflowers)ROSS:Itwas,itwasgreatOh,whathappenedRACHEL:WhatROSS:You'rebleedingRACHEL:IamOh,lookatthat,yesIamEnoughaboutme,enoughaboutme,MrBackfromtheOrientIwannaheareverything!(LooksatJulie)ROSS:Well,wheredoIstartThisisJulieJulie,thisisRachelRACHEL:Theseare,thesearen'tforyou(toJulie)Theseareforyou(Loudly,thinkingshecan'tspeakEnglish)WelcometoourcountryJULIE:(Loudly,provingshecanspeakEnglish)ThankyouI'mfromNewYorkRACHEL:Ok,well,notaproblemWe'lljustusethemtostopthebleedingOkBaggageclaimOkScene:MonicaandRachel's,thegangiswaitingforRacheltoreturnfromtheairportwithRossCHANDLER: Noway!MONICA:I'mtellingyou,shewenttotheairport,andshe'sgonnagoforitwithRoss!PHOEBE:OhmygodThisishugeThisisbiggerthanhugeThisislike,allright,what'sbiggerthanhugeJOEY:Um,thisPHOEBE:YesMONICA:Guys,yougotyourhaircutCHANDLER:Yes,yes,wedid,thankstoVidalBuffayPHOEBE:'Cause,youknow,(inthatvoice)ifyoudon'tlookgood,wedon'tlookgoodIlovethatvoiceRACHEL:(entering,outofbreath)Airport,airportRoss,notalone,Julie,armaroundherCramp,crampCHANDLER:Ok,Ithinkshe'stryingtotellussomethingQuick,gettheverbsRACHEL:(toChandler)You,you,yousaidhelikedme(RossandJulieenter)You,youslowpokes!ROSS:That'sallright,Rache,wegotthebagsHi,helloJulie,thisismysisterMonicaThisisChandler Phoebe Joey,whatup JOEY:Whatup!ROSS:Everyone,thisisJulieRACHEL:(outofbreath)JulieALL:Ohh(Happily)Hi!JULIE:Hi,butI'mnothere,youhaven'tmetmeI'llmakeamuchbetterfirstimpressiontomorrowwhenIdon'thavehoursofcabandplaneonmeROSS:AndbusJULIE:OhmygodROSS: ThescreamingguyJULIE: AndthespittingROSS:YougottahearthisstoryJULIE:We'reonthisbus,that'seasilyyearsoldROSS:AtleastJULIE: andthisguyRACHEL:AndthechickenpoopsinherlapOh,I'msosorryIjustgaveawaytheending,didn'tIOh!It'sjust,Ijustheardthisstoryinthecab,anditisallIcanthinkaboutMONICA:ThisisamazingImean,how,howdidthishappenJULIE:Well,RossandIwereingradschooltogetherROSS:Butwehaven'tseeneachothersincethenWellIlandinChina,guesswho'sinchargeofthedigRACHEL:Julie!Julie,isn'tthatgreatImean,isn'tthatjustkickyouinthecrotch,spitonyourneckfantasticMONICA:It'sanexpressionROSS:Well,wejustwantedtosayaquickhi,andthenwe'regonnagoseethebabyJULIE:Andthenwe'vegottagetsomesleepROSS:Yeah,it'sreally:tomorrownightourtimeCHANDLER:Well,listen,don'ttelluswhat'sgonnahappenthough,'causeIliketobesurprised(RossandJulieexit)RACHEL:Bye(Sheclosesthedoorandeveryonetriestosympathizewithher)Scene:CentralPerk,RossandChandlerenterROSS:Hey,Rache,canIgetsomecoffeeRACHEL:Yeah,sureROSS:ThankyouCHANDLER:Hey,Rache,canIgetRACHEL:DidyoutalktohimCHANDLER:NotyetRACHEL:Then,no(HegoestositdownnexttoRoss)CHANDLER:SowhatthehellhappenedtoyouinChinaImean,whenlastweleftyou,youweretotallyinlovewith,youknowROSS:Iknow,IknowIwas,buttherewasalwaysthislittlevoiceinsidethatkeptsayingit'snevergonnahappen,moveonYouknowwhosevoicethatwasCHANDLER:GodROSS:Itwasyou,palCHANDLER:Well,maybeitwasGod,doingmeROSS:Look,youwererightShelooksatmeandseesafriend,that'sallButthenImetJulie,andIdon'tknow,we'rehavin'agreattimeAndIhavetosay,Ineverwould'vegoneforitwithherifithadn'tbeenforyouCHANDLER:Well,youowemeone,bigguyRACHEL:Here'syourlemonadeROSS:Ididn'torderlemonadeRACHEL:OhWellthen,youbettergotakethatbackbecausethey'regonnachargeyouforthatROSS:ButRACHEL:Gogogogo,comeon!(toChandler)Sothen,well,whatdidyoufindoutCHANDLER:Hesaid,hesaidthatthey'rehavingagreattimeI'msorryBut,thesilverlining,ifyouwannaseeit,isthathemadethedecisionallbyhimselfwithoutanyoutsidehelpwhatsoeverRACHEL:HowisthatthesilverliningCHANDLER:YouhavetoreallywannaseeitScene:MonicaandRachel's,RossandthegangiswatchingTVROSS:Ironically,thesearetheguyswhowerepickedlastingymcuttoPhoebeandMonicainthekitchenMONICA:Phoebes,youknowwhatI'mthinkingPHOEBE:Oh,okHow,it'sbeensolongsinceyou'vehadsex,you'rewonderingifthey'vechangeditMONICA:No,althoughnowthat'swhatI'mthinkingPHOEBE:Allright,sowhatwereyouthinkingMONICA:Well,Iwasthinking,thatyougavetheguyssuchgreathaircuts,Ithought,maybeyou'dliketodominePHOEBE:Ohh!NoMONICA:WhynotPHOEBE:Because,I'mjust,I'mincrediblyanalandanunbelievablecontrolfreakMONICA:Noyou'renotPHOEBE:IknowI'mnot,butyouare,andIwastryingtospareyourfeelings(Thephonerings)JOEY:(answeringthephone)HelloOh,hiYeah,holdonasecondRoss,it'sJulie,foryou(Throwshimthephone)ROSS:(onphone)HelloHiCHANDLER:(entering)HiAnybodyknowagoodtailorJOEY:NeedssomeclothesalteredCHANDLER:No,no,I'mjustlookingforamantodrawonmewithchalkJOEY:Whydon'tyougoseeFrankieMyfamily'sbeengoin'tohimforeverHedidmyfirstsuitwhenIwasNowait,No,'scuseme,(stillconfused)Allright,whenwasCHANDLER:YouhavetostoptheQtipwhenthere'sresistance!ROSS:(onphone)Ok,ok,sweetheart,I'llseeyoulaterOk,byeWhatOh,thatissosweetNo,no,ok,youhangupOk,ok,one,two,three(motionsforRacheltobequiet)Wellyoudidn'thangupeitherRACHEL:Shedidn'thangupeither!ROSS:Ok,no,no,youhangupYou,you,yRACHEL:(takingthephoneandhangingitup)Sorry,IthoughtyouweretalkingtomeROSS:Rachel!I'lljustcallherbackRACHEL:Okay!ROSS:(callsJulieback)Hi Sorry,wegotdisconnectedRACHEL:Ok,ok,okHowdidthishappentomeHowdidthishappentomeAweekago,twoweeksago,IwasfineRosswasjustRoss,justthisguyNowhe'sRrrooossss,oh,thisreallygreatguythatIcan'thaveMONICA:Sweetie,IwantedyoutohavehimtooRACHEL:IknowyoudidI'mjustgonnadealwithit,I'mjustgonnadealwithit(Rosscomesby,smochingwithJulieonthephone)IgottagetoutofhereCHANDLER:Ok,Idon'tcarewhatyouguyssay,something'sbotheringherScene:MonicaandRachel's,thenextmorningJOEY:Youknow,IthinkIwassixteenMONICA:Please,justalittlebitoffthebackPHOEBE:I'mstillon"no"RACHEL:(pokingherheadinfromherbedroom)Uh,morningDoyouguysthinkyoucouldcloseyoureyesforjustasecJOEY:Nonononono,(grabshispants)I'mnotfallin'forthatagainPHOEBE:What'sgoin'onRACHEL:Well,IsortadidastupidthinglastnightCHANDLER:WhatstupidthingdidyoudoPAOLO:Bongiornotutti!PHOEBE:Ewww!COMMERCIALBREAKScene:MonicaandRachel'scontinuedfromearlierRACHEL:Ok,Paulo,whydon'tyoujustgogetdressed,andthenyoubeonyourway,ok,byebyeMONICA:Rachel,howdidthishappenRACHEL:Idon'tknow,IjustkindaranintohimlastnightPHOEBE:WhereRACHEL:AthisapartmentIsthisjuiceJOEY:Whoa,whoaAndthefactthatyoudumpedhimbecausehehitonPhoebeRACHEL:OhGod,IknowI'mapatheticloserMONICA:Honey,you'renotpathetic,you'resadCHANDLER:Peopledostupidthingswhenthey'reupsetMONICA:Mygod,ifIhadanickelforeveryguyIwishIhadn'tbutthisisaboutyourhorriblemistakeROSS:HiSorrywe'relatebutwewerewell,therewastouchingPAOLO:Hey,heyRossROSS:Hey,PauloWhatareyoudoingherePAOLO:IdoRaquelROSS:(toRachel)So,uh,he'sbackRACHEL:Yeah,he'sbackIsthataproblemROSS:No,notaproblemRACHEL:Good!I'mgladit'snotaproblemPHOEBE:Ok,you'regonnahavetonottouchmyassCHANDLER:Well,inspiteoftheyummybagelsandpalpabletension,I'vegotpantsthatneedtobealteredJOEY:Hey,Chandler,whenyouseeFrankie,tellhimJoeyTribbianisayshelloHe'llknowwhatitmeansCHANDLER:Areyousurehe'sgonnabeabletocrackthatcodeMONICA:Youknowit'sfunny,thelasttimePaulowashere,myhairwassomuchshorterandcuterPHOEBE:AllrightOk,but,butyouhavetopromisethatyouwillnotbealllikecontrolyandbossyandMonicaaboutitMONICA:IpromisePHOEBE:AllrightNowsomeofyouaregonnagetcut,andsomeofyouaren'tButIpromisenoneofyouaregonnafeelathingScene:Monica'sbedroom,PhoebeisfinishingwithherhaircutPHOEBE:Allright,that'sit,IquitMONICA:WhatIdidn'tsayanythingPHOEBE:Yeah,butthisisn'tthefaceofapersonwhotrustsapersonOk,thisisthefaceofapersonwho,youknow,doesn'ttrustapersonMONICA:I'msorryI'msorry,PhoebeIt'sjustalittleshorterthanwhatwehaddiscussedPHOEBE:WouldyourelaxIknowwhatIamdoingThisishowhewearsitMONICA:HowwhowearsitPHOEBE:DemiMooreMONICA:DemiMooreisnotahePHOEBE:Well,hewasaheinArthur,andinTenMONICA:That'sDudleyMooreIsaidIwanteditlikeDemiMoorePHOEBE:Oh,oh,ohmygod!MONICA:Ohmygod!PHOEBE:I'msorry,I'msorryWhichone'sDemiMooreMONICA:She'stheactresswhowasinDisclosure,IndecentProposal,GhostPHOEBE:Oh,she'sgotgorgeoushairMONICA:IKNOW!Scene:Frank'stailorshop,ChandlerisgettinghispantsalteredFRANKIE:HowlongdoyouwantthecuffsCHANDLER:AtleastaslongasIhavethepantsFRANKIE:IjustgotthatOk,nowwe'lldoyourinseam(Heslowlymeasuresituphisleg,andChandlermakesarathersurprisedface)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monicaisrecoveringfromherhaircut,PhoebeisplayingherdoctorandiscominginfromthebedroomRACHEL:HowisshePHOEBE:It'stoosoontotellShe'sresting,whichisagoodsignROSS:How'sthehairPHOEBE:I'mnotgonnalietoyou,Ross,itdoesn'tlookgoodIputaclipononeside,whichseemstohavestoppedthecurlingJOEY:CanweseeherPHOEBE:Yourhairlookstoogood,IthinkitwouldupsetherRoss,youcomeonin(TheygointothebedroomleavingJoeyandRachelalone)JOEY:How'reyoudoingRACHEL:I'mokJOEY:Ooh,thatbad,huhLook,IcansensewhenwomenaredepressedandvulnerableIt'soneofmygiftsRACHEL:WhenIsawhimgetoffthatplanewithher,IreallythoughtIhitrockbottomButtoday,it'slikethere'srockbottom,thenfeetofcrap,thenmeJOEY:YougottatellRosshowyoufeelRACHEL:ComeonHowcanIjusttellhimWhataboutJulieJOEY:WhataboutherThey'veonlybeengoingoutfortwoweeksRosshasbeeninlovewithyouforlikeyearsRACHEL:Idon'tknow,Idon'tknowJOEY:Look,Rache,Rache,I'vebeenwithmyshareofwomenInfact,I'vebeenwithlikealotofpeople'sshareofwomenThepointis,I'veneverfeltaboutanyonethewayRossfeltaboutyouCHANDLER:(entering,angry)Yo,paisan!CanItalktoyouforasecYourtailorisaverybadman!JOEY:FrankieWhat'reyoutalkingaboutROSS:(enteringfromtehbedroom)Hey,what'sgoin'onCHANDLER:Joey'stailortookadvantageofmeROSS:WhatJOEY:NowayI'vebeengoingtotheguyforyearsCHANDLER:Hesaidhewasgoingtodomyinseam,andheranhishandupmyleg,andthen,therewasdefiniteROSS:whatCHANDLER:CuppingJOEY:That'showtheydopants!Firsttheygouponeside,theymoveitover,theygouptheotherside,theymoveitback,andthentheydotherearWhatRoss,Ross,wouldyoutellhimIsn'tthathowtheymeasurepantsROSS:Yes,yesitisInprison!WhatsamatterwithyouJOEY:WhatThat'snotOhmygodScene:MonicaandRachel's,laterthatday MonicaisnowoutandaboutMONICA:EvenMaryTylerMoorewould'vebeenbetterROSS:IlikeitIdo,Ithinkit'saTenMONICA:ThankyouMyhairisveryamusedCHANDLER:Comeon,Monica,thingscouldbeworseYoucouldgetcaughtbetweenthemoonandNewYorkCityIknowit'scrazy,butit'struePHOEBE:ThankyouROSS:Well,IgottagoByeBye,RacheRACHEL:(stickingherheadinfromthebalcony)Wait,areyouleavingROSS:Yeah,that'skindawhatImeantby"bye!"RACHEL:Well,canItalktoyouforasecROSS:Okay(goesoutontothebalcony)JOEY:Hey,whenthedoctordoesthatherniatestCHANDLER:That'sokOutonthebalconyROSS:What'sgoin'onRACHEL:Well,firstofall,PauloandIarenotbacktogetherItwasjustastupidthingIdid,andifIcouldgobackintimeanddoitagain,well,Iwouldn'tUm,secondofall,what(Rosslaughs)ROSS:OkWell,beforeIsayanything,Ijustneedtoknow,isthisoneofthosethingswhereyoubreakupwithaguy,andthenItellyouwhatIthink,andthenthenextdayyougetbacktogetherwiththeguy,andIlooklikeacompleteidiotRACHEL:NoNonononoROSS:Well,then,Ithink,IthinktheguyisscumIhatehimIphysicallyhatehimIalwayshaveYouarewaytoogoodtobewithaguylikethatYoudeservetobewithsomeonewhoappreciatesyou,andwhogetshowfunnyandsweetandamazing,andadorable,andsexyyouare,youknowSomeonewhowakesupeverymorningthinking"Ohmygod,I'mwithRachel"Youknow,someonewhomakesyoufeelgood,thewayIamwithJulieWasthereasecondofallRACHEL:No,IthinkthatwasthewholeallCutbackinside,JoeyisonthephoneJOEY:Isweartogod,DadThat'snothowtheymeasurepantsCLOSINGCREDITSScene:CentralPerk,JulieiswantingtogetherhaircutfromPhoebeJULIE:Iwasthinkingofdoingitalittleshorter,youknow,likeAndyMcDowell'snewhaircutPHOEBE:YouwannadoitrightnowJULIE:Great!(Julieleaves)PHOEBE:(toRachel)Ok,IjustwannabereallysurethistimeAndyMcDowell'sthegirlfromFourWeddingsandaFuneral,rightRACHEL:NoNononononoThat'sRodneyMcDowellAndyMcDowellistheguyfromPlanetoftheApesPHOEBE:Oh,yeahOk,thankyouRACHEL:You'rewelcomeEND罗斯的新女友到目前为止大概是这样子打从一开始罗斯就爱瑞秋但每次他想要表白总是会遇上阻碍像是猫咪义大利佬最后钱德劝他死心罗斯去中国考古时钱德说漏嘴罗斯爱瑞秋瑞秋非常惊讶于是她到机场接罗斯她不知道罗斯带了另一个女人下飞机大概就是这样子了说够了我们你们近来如何从北京飞来第号班机已经降落对不起借过借过!紧急事件拜托对不起对不起原来你们在那里所以所以…中国怎么样老兄你怎么啦你怎么啦啊怪怪!我是在流血别管我了周游东方的旅人我要听一切事情!什么都不要漏掉!嗯要从何开始这位是芙莉芙莉这位是瑞秋…不是要给你的这些是要送给你的欢迎光临敝国谢谢我是纽约人没关系我用它来止血去拿行李她去了机场准备跟罗斯坦白了天啊!这是大事什么此大事还大这件事吗喂你们剪头发了是的谢谢布菲美发大师因为如果你们丢脸我们也丢脸(广告词)我喜欢这声音各位!机场…机场…罗斯不是一个人灵搂着她抽筋一由筋她好像想说什么赶快猜动词你!你你说他喜欢我你这个慢郎中没关系我们拿了行李这是我妹妹摩妮卡这是钱德菲比嗨各位这位是芙莉灵我们还没见面没有连坐二十小时飞机明天我会让各位刮目相看那个尖叫的家伙…还有吐口水你们一定要听这个故事我们坐的巴士一定有两百年旧至少两百年旧只鸡拉屎在她腿上!对不起我说出了结尾对不对我在计程车上听了这个故事……满脑子想的都是这个真是惊人怎么发生的罗斯与我一起上过研究所后来就没有再见面我降落在中国机场时……猜猜是谁负责探勘就是芙莉真是太棒了!真是棒得面红耳赤棒得有苦说不出!她习惯这么说我们只是来打个招呼然后我们要去看宝宝然后睡一下觉现在是中国的明天晚上六点别告诉我会发生什么事我比较喜欢惊喜再见!中央公园咖啡店瑞秋我想喝点咖啡没问题没咖啡给你你在中国发生了什么事你离开前还疯狂爱着…你知道的我知道我爱她但我心中有这个小声音告诉我不可能成功的死心吧你知道那是谁的声音吗上帝是你的声音老哥也许是上帝模仿我的声音你说得对她眼中只把我当成朋友然后我遇见了芙莉我们在一起非常开心要不是因为你我绝不会跟芙莉在一起你欠我一个情大个儿你的柠檬汁我没有叫柠檬汁那你最好送回去否则他们会要你付钱你问出了什么他们在一起很开心对不起但有好的一面如果你愿意这么看他完全是自己做了这个决定完全没有受外人的影响这怎么是好的一面你要非常愿意才看得出来讽刺的是这些家伙上体育课时没人愿意跟他一队你知道我想什么吗因为你太久没做爱了…你不知道有没有什么改变不是但是我现在是这么想了你本来在想什么你帮他们剪头发我想你也应该帮我剪不要为什么不要因为我是个我非常挑剔而且有控制狂不你才不是我知道我不是我只是不想伤害你的心请等一下罗斯芙莉找你谁能介绍一个好裁缝需要改衣服吗不我只是要找一个人用粉笔在我身上昼线去找法兰基我家人都找他做衣服我十五岁第一套西装就是他做的不十六岁不对不起是十五岁年是几岁当你掏耳朵时碰到东西就要停下来甜心待会见好再见你真好好不你先挂你也没有挂她没挂不你挂电话你挂你挂对不起我以为你在跟我说话瑞秋!我打回去嗨甜心对不起我们被中断了不你挂掉我到底是怎么回事周前两周前我很好罗斯只是罗斯现在突然间他不一样了变成这个大帅哥我却无法得到甜心我也希望你能得到他我知道你的心意我必须要想办法我必须要离开这里我不管你们怎么说她有心事我想我是十六岁求求你只要剪后面一点点我还是坚持不要早安你们能不能闭上眼睛一秒钟不不不我可不要再上当怎么回事昨晚我做了一件蠢事你做了什么蠢事你为什么不穿上衣服…然后就可以走了再见怎么发生的我昨晚凑巧碰到他在哪里碰到他在他的公寓这是果汁吗你忘了他勾引菲此所以你才甩了他天啊我真是可悲我是个烂货!甜心你不可悲你只是伤心大家伤心时都会干蠢事如果每个我不该上床的人都给我五毛钱…但这是关于你的大错误对不起我们迟到了发生过接触嗨罗斯真是…你在这里干什么跟瑞秋嘿咻!他回来了对他回来了有什么问题吗没问题很好没有问题你不能再碰我的屁股尽管有美味的面包与浓厚的紧张气氛…我要去改裤子了你见到法兰基时替我问个好他会明白我的意思你确定他能解得开密码吗上次波洛来这里时我的短发要可爱多了好吧但你要保证不会挑剔与专横不会像个摩妮卡我保证好让我看看你们有一些会被剪掉有些不会但我保证绝对不会痛我什么都没说但这不是一张信任的表情这是一张你知道的…不信任人的表情对不起对不起这此我们说的要短了一点你放轻松好吗我知道要怎么剪他的发型就是这样谁的发型就是这样黛咪摩儿黛咪摩儿不是一个“他”他在“二八佳人花公子”与“十全十美”都是一个“他”那是杜德利摩尔我说我要像黛咪摩儿喔老天!我的天真对不起黛咪摩儿是哪一个她是女星!演过桃色机密桃色交易与第六感生死恋她的头发非常美!我知道你的袖子要多长至少要跟裤子一样长久我听懂了现在要量内缝她的情况如何现在还不知道她在休息这是好霉兆头发怎么样我在一边加上发夹似乎能阻止卷曲我能不能看看她你的头发太好看了会让她伤心罗斯你去看看她好了你还好吗我很好这么糟糕我可以感觉到女人难过脆弱的时候这是我的天赋之乔伊当我看到他与她一起下飞机…我以为我坠人了谷底但今天是谷底下面还有五十尺厚的垃圾…然后就是我你必须告诉罗斯你的感受我怎么能告诉他芙莉呢又怎么样他们才在一起两周罗斯已经爱你十年了我不知道我不知道…我交往过很多女人我交往过很多别人的女人佒氐闶恰我从来没有对任何人像罗斯对你这样专情…真的吗喂老兄!我能跟你谈一下吗你的裁缝…是个大坏蛋你在说什么怎么样乔伊的裁缝…吃了我的豆腐不可能!我去他那里十二年了他说要量我的内缝他的手沿着我的腿往上摸然后就…什么包住了他们就是这样量裤子的!首先量一边把小弟弟推到一旁然后量另一边把小弟弟推回来然后量后面罗斯告诉他裁缝量裤子不都是这样是的的确是这样在监狱里!你是怎么搞的什么不是这样我的老天就算是玛丽泰勒摩尔也此这个要好我喜欢真的我觉得“十全十美”谢谢我的头发很让人开怀事情还可能更糟你可能会被“困在纽约月光中”(电影主题曲)我知道很疯狂不过千真万确(电影主题曲)谢谢我要走了待会见瑞秋再见慢着你要走了所以我才说再见我能不能跟你说一下话当医生检查疝气时•那样做就没有关系怎么啦怎么啦波洛与我没有在一起那是我干的一件蠢事如果我能使时光倒转…我绝对不会这么做什么我要先问清楚这是不是当你与男友分手…我告诉你我的想法…然后第二天你又重修旧好…我变成一个大蠢蛋好我觉得他实在很烂我恨死他了我真的很厌恶他我一直很厌恶他你值得更好的男人你值得一个真正能欣赏你的人了解你有多么幽默…多么温柔多么体贴…多么美丽性感…每天早上醒来都会想着…天啊我跟瑞秋在一起!这个人能让你感觉非常好就像我与芙莉一样你还没说完不我想这就是了我要走了谢谢不我向天发誓爸不是这样子量裤子的我想要剪个短发就像安蒂麦道威尔的发型这我会剪你要现在就剪吗太好了!待会见这次我要弄清楚安蒂麦道威尔就是演“你是我今生的新娘”不是那是鲁迪麦道威尔安蒂麦道威尔是演“浩劫余生”的那个家伙

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