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首页 《老友记》中英剧本第一季第四集

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《老友记》中英剧本第一季第四集

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简介:本文档为《《老友记》中英剧本第一季第四集doc》,可适用于考试题库领域

TheOneAfterJoeyandRachelKissTheOneWithGeorgeStephanopoulosScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereexceptJoeyMonica:AlrightPhoebePhoebe:Okay,okayIfIwereomnipotentforaday,Iwouldwant,um,worldpeace,nomorehunger,goodthingsfortherainforestAndbiggerboobs!Ross:Yeah,seeyoutookmineChandler,whataboutyouChandler:Uh,ifIwereomnipotentforaday,I'dmakemyselfomnipotentforeverRachel:See,there'salwaysoneguy(Mocking)"IfIhadawish,I'dwishforthreemorewishes"(Joeyenters)All:HeyJoeyHiHey,buddyMonica:Hey,Joey,whatwouldyoudoifyouwereomnipotentJoey:Probablykillmyself!Monica:ExcusemeJoey:Hey,ifLittleJoey'sdead,thenIgotnoreasontolive!Ross:Joey,uhOMnipotentJoey:YouareRoss,I'msorryOpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,RossandMonicaarewatchingPhoebesleepMonica:HowdoesshedothatRoss:IcannotsleepinapublicplaceMonica:WouldyoulookatherSheissopeacefulPhoebe:(wakingandstartlingthem)Oh!Whatwhatwhat!HiRoss:It'sokay,y'know,youjustnoddedoffagainMonica:What'sgoingonwithyouPhoebe:Igotnosleeplastnight!Ross:WhyPhoebe:Mygrandmotherhasthisnewboyfriend,andthey'rebothkindofinsecureinbedOh,anddeafSothey'reconstantly,like,havingtoreassureeachotherthatthey'rehavingagoodtimeYouhavenoideahowloudtheyare!Monica:Well,ifyouwant,youcanstaywithRachelandmetonightPhoebe:Thanks(ChandlerandJoeyenter Joeyiscountinghissteps)Joey:Ninetyfive,ninetysix,ninetysevenSee,Itoldyou!LessthanahundredstepsfromourplacetohereChandler:YougotwaaaaytoomuchfreetimeJoey:(toRoss)Hey!Here'sthebirthdayboy!Ross,checkitout:hockeytickets,RangersPenguins,tonightattheGarden,andwe'retakingyouChandler:Happybirthday,pal!Joey:Weloveyou,man(KissesRoss)Ross:Funny,mybirthdaywassevenmonthsagoJoey:SoRoss:So,I'mguessingyouhadanextraticketandcouldn'tdecidewhichoneofyougottobringadateChandler:Well,aren'tweMr"Theglassishalfempty"Ross:OhmyGod,ohistodaythetwentieth,OctobertwentiethMonica:Oh,Iwashopingyouwouldn'trememberRoss:OhhhJoey:What'swrongwiththetwentiethChandler:ElevendaysbeforeHalloweenallthegoodcostumesaregoneRoss:Today'sthedayCarolandIfirstconsummatedourphysicalrelationship(Joeyispuzzled)SexYouknowwhat,II'dbetterpassonthegameIthinkI'mjustgonnagohomeandthinkaboutmyexwifeandherlesbianloverJoey:Thehellwithhockey,let'salldothat!Chandler:(tryingtostopRossleaving)C'mon,Ross!You,me,Joey,ice,guys'nightout,c'mon,whaddyasay,bigguy,(Pretendingtopunchhiminthestomach)HuhHuhHuhRoss:WhatareyoudoingChandler:(stops)IhavenoideaJoey:C'mon,Ross!Ross:Alright,alright,maybeit'lltakemymindoffitDoyoupromisetobuymeabigthumbfingerChandler:Yougotit(Rachelrunsupcluchinganenvelope)Rachel:Looklooklooklooklook,myfirstpaycheck!Lookatthewindow,there'smyname!Hi,me!Phoebe:IrememberthedayIgotmyfirstpaycheckTherewasacaveininoneofthemines,andeightpeoplewerekilledMonica:Wow,youworkedinaminePhoebe:IworkedinaDairyQueen,whyRachel:God,isn'tthisexcitingIearnedthisIwipedtablesforit,Isteamedmilkforit,anditwastotally(opensenvelope)notworthitWho'sFICAWhy'shegettingallmymoneyImean,whatChandler,lookatthatChandler:(looking)Oh,thisisnotthatbadJoey:Oh,you'refine,yeah,forafirstjobRoss:Youcantotally,totallyliveonthisMonica:Yeah,yeahRoss:Oh,bytheway,greatservicetonightAll:Oh!Yeah!(Theyallgettheirwalletsoutandgivegeneroustips)Guys:Hockey!(TheygotoleavebutareblockedbythreeofRachel'sfriends,Leslie,Kiki,andJoanne Theguyspausetostareatthem)Hockey!Hockey(Theguys)Leslie:(lookingaround)RachelRachel:OhmyGod!(Rachel,Leslie,Kiki,andJoanneallscreamandhugeachotherMonica:(toPhoebe)IswearI'veseenbirdsdothisonWildKingdomRachel:WhatareyouguysdoinghereKiki:Well,wewereinthecityshopping,andyourmomsaidyouworkhere,aaandit'strue!Joanne:LookatyouintheapronYoulooklikeyou'reinaplayRachel:(toapregnantLeslie)Lookatyou,youaresobigIcan'tbelieveit!Leslie:IknowIknow!I'maduplexRachel:(toJoanne)Sowhat'sgoingonwithyouJoanne:Well,guesswhomydad'smakingpartnerinhisfirm(Shepointstoherselfandtheyallscreamagain)Kiki:Andwhilewe'reonthesubjectofnews(Sheholdsupherefingertoshowoffherengagementringandtheyallscreamagain)Phoebe:(toMonica)Look,look,Ihaveelbows!(Theyscream)Scene:AStreet,ChandlerandJoeyarekickingacantoeachotherChandler:PouletpassesituptoLeetch!(PassesittoJoey)Joey:LeetchspotsMessierinthecreasethere'sthepass!(HekicksittoRoss,butRossisstaringintoashopwindow)Chandler:We'lltakeabrieftimeoutwhileMessierstopstolookatsomewomen'sshoesRoss:Carolwaswearingbootsjustlikethosethenightthatwewefirsty'knowFact,she,uhshenevertook'emoff,'causewewe(offChandler'slook)SorrySorry(Theywalkon ChandlerandJoeystarttotalkbutRossstopsandwhines)Joey:WhatRoss:PeachpitChandler:Yes,BunnyRoss:(points)PeachpitThatnightwe,uhwehadJoey:PeachesRoss:Actually,nectarines,butbasicallyChandler:(toJoey)Could'vebeenapeachRoss:Then,uh,thenwegotdressed,andIIIwalkedhertothe(looksup,realises,andpoints)thebusstopI'mfineJoey:Hey,thatwoman'sgotanasslikeCarol's!(Theyturntostareathim)WhatThoughtweweretryingtofindstuffScene:CentralPerk,Rachel,Lesile,Kiki,andJoannearetalkingRachel:Soc'mon,youguys,tellmeallthedirt!Kiki:Well,thebiggestnewsisstillyoudumpingBarryatthealtar!Joanne:AlrightLet'stalkrealityforasecondRachel:OkayJoanne:WhenareyoucominghomeRachel:WhatGuys,I'mnotJoanne:C'mon,thisisusRachel:I'mnot!ThisiswhatI'mdoingnowI'vegotthisjobKiki:WaitressingRachel:Okay,I'mnotjustwaitressingI'mI,umIwritethespecialsonthespecialsboard,and,uhandI,uhItaketheuhdeadflowersoutofthevaseOh,and,um,sometimesArtelleletsmeputthelittlechocolateblobbiesonthecookiesLeslie:WellYourmomdidn'ttellusabouttheblobbiesScene:MonicaandRachel's,PhoebeandMonicaareinpajamasandMonicaismakingsomethingintheblenderasRachelentersMonica:Hey,RachHowwasitwithyourfriends(SheandPhoebescream)Okay!HowwouldyoulikesomeTikiDeathPunch(Shepoursthecontentsoftheblenderintosomeglasses)Rachel:What'sthatMonica:Weeeell,it'srum,andRachel:Okay(Grabstheblenderandstartstodrink)Monica:WethoughtsincePhoebewasstayingovertonightwe'dhavekindalikeaslumberpartythingWegotsometrashymagazines,wegotcookiedough,wegotTwister(ThephoneringsandMonicaanswersit)Phoebe:Ooh!Ooh!AndIbroughtOperation!But,um,Ilostthetweezers,sowecan'toperateButwecanpreptheguy!Monica:Uh,Rach,it'stheVisacardpeopleRachel:Oh,God,askthemwhattheywantMonica:(onphone)Couldyoupleasetellmewhatthisisinreferenceto(Listens)Yes,holdon(ToRachel)Um,theysaythere'sbeensomeunusualactivityonyouraccountRachel:ButIhaven'tusedmycardinweeks!Monica:ThatistheunusualactivityLook,theyjustwannaseeifyou'reokayRachel:TheywannaknowifI'mokayOkaytheywannaknowifI'mokay,okay,let'sseeWell,let'ssee,theFICAguystookallmymoney,everyoneIknowiseithergettingmarried,orgettingpromoted,orgettingpregnant,andI'mgettingcoffee!Andit'snotevenforme!SoifthatsoundslikeI'mokay,okay,thenyoucantellthemI'mokay,okayMonica:(pausesthenonthephone)UhRachelhasleftthebuilding,canyoucallbackRachel:Alright,c'mon!(Miserably)Let'splayTwister!Scene:MadisonSquareGarden,theguysaretryingtofindtheirseatsRoss:(squeezingpastpeople)Sorry,sorryUhohChandler:WhatTherewasicetherethatnightwithCarolPlasticseatsFourthousandangryPittsburghfansRoss:No,actuallyIwasjustsayingitlookslikewe'renotsittingtogetherButnowyoumentionit,therewasicetherethatnightItwasthefirstfrostJoey:C'mon,sitJustsitdown,sitScene:MonicaandRachel's,they'reallhangingoutinthelivingroomMonica:Youshouldfeelgreataboutyourself!You'redoingthisamazingindependencething!Rachel:Monica,whatissoamazingIgaveup,like,everythingAndforwhatPhoebe:YouarejustlikeJackRachel:JackfromdownstairsPhoebe:No,JackandtheBeanstalkMonica:Ah,theotherJackPhoebe:Yeah,right!See,hegaveupsomething,butthenhegotthosemagicbeansAndthenhewokeup,andtherewasthis,thisbigplantoutsidehiswindow,fullofpossibilitiesandstuffAndhelivedinavillage,andyouliveintheVillageRachel:Okay,butPheebs,Pheebs,Jackgaveupacow,IgaveupanorthodontistOkay,IIIknow,IknowIdidn'tlovehimPhoebe:Oh,see,JackdidlovethecowRachel:Butsee,itwasaplanY'know,itwasclearItwasfiguredout,andnoweverything'sjustkindalikePhoebe:FloopyRachel:YeahMonica:Sowhat,you'renottheonlyoneImean,halfthetimewedon'tknowwherewe'regoingYou'vejustgottafigureatsomepointit'sallgonnacometogether,andit'sjustgonnabeunfloopyPhoebe:Oh,likethat'sawordRachel:Okay,butMonica,whatifwhatifitdoesn'tcometogetherMonica:PheebsPhoebe:Oh,well'causeyoujustIdon'tlikethisquestionRachel:Okay,see,see,youguys,whatifwedon'tgetmagicbeansImean,whatifallwe'vegotarebeansScene:MadisonSquareGarden,theguysarewatchingthegameRoss:Gethim!GETHIM!Gethim!GetYESSS!Notlaughingnow,areyapal!Chandler:(toRoss)Seebuddy,that'sallyouneed,abunchoftoothlessguyshittingeachotherwithsticksRoss:Passit!Passit!Chandler:He'sopen!All:Shoot!Shoot!Shoot!(TheplayershootsandthepuckfliesofftherinkandhitsRossintheface Chandlerlooksconcereduntilhenotices)Chandler:Hey,look,we'reonthatTVthing!(ChandlerandJoeyholdthepuckandwaveattheTVthing)CommercialBreakScene:AnEmergencyRoom,ChandlerandJoeyareleadingRossinChandler:(tothereceptionist)'ScusemeReceptionist:(holdsupherhandsheisonthephone)Itsaystocallthisnumberifyou'renotcompletelysatisfiedwiththiscandybarWell,I'mnotcompletelysatisfiedChandler:Listen,it'skindofanemergencyWell,Iguessyouknowthat,orwe'dbeinthepredicamentroom(Thereceptionistglaresathim)Receptionist:(onphone)Holdon(ToChandler)Filltheseout,sitoverthere(Tosseshimsomeforms)Ross:(jumpingtohisfeet)Look,Idon'twannamakeanytrouble,okay,butI'minalotofpainhere,alrightMyfaceisdentedReceptionist:Well,you'llhavetowaityourturnJoey:Well,howlongdoyouthinkit'llbeReceptionist:(sarcastic)AnyminutenowRoss:Hey,this(shegiveshimalookandtheguysbackoff)HeyyScene:MonicaandRachel's,theslumberpartycontinuesRachel:I'msosorry,youguysIdidn'tmeantobringyoudownMonica:No,youwererightIdon'thaveaplan(There'saknockonthedoor)PizzaGuy:(yellingfromoutside)Pizzaguy!Rachel:ThankGodFood(Shegoestoanswerthedoor)Monica:PhoebePhoebe:WhatMonica:DoyouhaveaplanPhoebe:Idon'tevenhavea'pl'PizzaGuy:Hi,one,uh,mushroom,greenpepperandonionRachel:(miserably)No,no,that'snotwhatweorderedWeorderedafatfreecrustwithextracheesePizzaGuy:Wait,you'renot'GStephanopoulos'Man,mydad'sgonnakillme!Monica:(leapingoffofthecouchandrunsup)Wait!Didyousay'GStephanopoulos'PizzaGuy:YeahThisonegoesacrossthestreet,ImusthavegivenhimyoursOh,bonehead,bonehead!Monica:Wait,wasthisaasmallmediterraneanguywithcuriouslyintelligentgoodlooksPizzaGuy:Yeah,thatsoundsaboutrightMonica:WashewearingastunningbluesuitPhoebe:AndandapowertiePizzaGuy:No,prettymuchjustatowelMonica:(staggered)OhGodPizzaGuy:SoyouguyswantmetotakethisbackMonica:Areyounuts!We'vegotGeorgeStephanopoulos'pizza!(Rachelpayshim,Monicagrabssomebinoculars,andrunstothewindow)Rachel:Uh,PheebsWho'sGeorgeSnuffalopagusPhoebe:BigBird'sfriendMonica:Iseepizza!Phoebe:Oh,Iwannasee!Lemmesee!Lemmesee!(Sherunsupandtakesthebinoculars)Rachel:HelloWhoarewespyingonMonica:WhiteHouseadviserClinton'scampaignguyTheonewiththegreathair,sexysmile,reallycutebuttRachel:Oh,him,thelittleguyOh,Ilovehim!Phoebe:Ooh,waitwait,IseeawomanMonica:Pleasetellmeit'shismotherPhoebe:DefinitelynothismotherMonica:Oh,noPhoebe:Oh,wait,she'swalkingacrossthefloorshe'swalkingshe'swalkingshe'sgoingforthepizza(Yelling)Hey,that'snotforyou,bitch!(Phoebecovershermouthwithherhandwalksawayfromthewindow)Scene:TheEmergencyRoom,Joeyismiminghockeypuckskittingforeheads Chandlerrealisesit'sgettingtenseandgoestothereceptionistagainChandler:Excuseme,look,we'vebeenhereforoveranhour,andalotofpeoplelesssickthanmyfriendhavegoneinImean,thatguywiththetoethingWho'shesleepingwith(SheslidesthegladdpaneloverandChandlertalksthroughitinaloudvoice)Oh,c'monDora,don'tbemadIknowwebothsaidsomethingswedidn'tmean,butthatdoesn'tmeanwestilldon'tloveeachother(Tothewaitingroom)Y'know,IfeellikeI'velosther(Sheslidesthepanelback,heturns,andittakeshimbysurprise)Ba!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegirlsarealloutonthebalconyMonica:LightstilloutRachel:YeahMonica:OhMaybethey'renappingRachel:Ohplease,they'rehavingsexMonicaandPhoebe:Shutup!Rachel:So,whaddyathinkGeorgeislikeMonica:Ithinkhe'sshyPhoebe:YeahMonica:YeahIthinkyouhavetodrawhimoutAndthenwhenyoudohe'sapreppyanimalScene:TheEmergencyRoom,RossisstillgoingonabouthisfirstnightwithCarolRoss:IrememberthemoonlightcomingthroughthewindowandherfacehadthemostincredibleglowChandler:Yes,themoon,theglow,themagicalfeeling,youdidthispartCouldIgetsomepainkillersoverhere,pleaseJoey:He'sright,enough,alreadyWhatisthebigdealabouttodaySoyousleptwithherforthefirsttime,sowhatYousleptwithherforsevenyearsafterthatRoss:Look,it'sjustalittlemorecomplicatedChandler:Well,whatWhatWhatisitThatsheleftyouThatshelikeswomenThatsheleftyouforanotherwomanthatlikeswomenRoss:Littlelouder,okay,Ithinkthere'samanonthetwelfthfloorinacomathatdidn'tquitehearyouChandler:ThenwhatRoss:MyfirsttimewithCarolwas(Hemumblesthelastpart)Joey:WhatRoss:ItwasmyfirsttimeJoey:WithCarol(Rossgiveshimalook)OhChandler:Soinyourwholelife,you'veonlybeenwithone(Hegetsalooktoo)ohJoey:Whoah,boy,hockeywasabigmistake!Therewasawholebunchofstuffwecould'vedonetonight!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegirlsarestilloutonthebalconyMonica:OkayOkay,IgotoneDoyourememberthatvegetarianpatethatImadethatyoulovedsomuchPhoebe:UhhuhMonica:Well,unlessgooseisavegetablehahaaaah!Phoebe:Oh!Oh!Oh!Okay,fine,fineNowIdon'tfeelsobadaboutsleepingwithJasonHurleyMonica:What!YousleptwithJasonPhoebe:You'dalreadybrokenupRachel:HowlongPhoebe:AcouplehoursMonica:Oh,that'snice!Rachel:Okay,okay,okay,Igotone!(Shesitsupandthecushionshewasleaningagainstfallsoffofthebalcony)AnywayThevalentineTommyRollersonleftinyourlockerwasreallyfrommeMonica:Excuseme!Rachel:HelloLikehewasreallygonnasendyouone(ToPhoebe)ShewasabiggirlMonica:ReallyWell,atleast'biggirls'don'tpeeintheirpantsinseventhgrade!Rachel:Iwaslaughing!Youmademelaugh!(MonicaandRachelstarttosquabble)Phoebe:Thereheis!Thereheis!Monica:WherePhoebe:Rightwherewe'vebeenlookingallnight!Rachel:Heissocute!Monica:Oh,George,baby,dropthetowel!All:Yeah,dropit!Dropthetowel!Pleasedropthe(pause)wowwwScene:TheEmergencyRoom,RossisabsentJoey:ManCanyoubelievehe'sonlyhadsexwithonewomanChandler:Ithinkit'sgreatY'know,it'ssweet,it'sromanticJoey:ReallyChandler:No,youkiddingTheguy'safreak(Rossentersoffcamera)Both:Hey,buddyRoss:Hi(Heiswearingapieceofsteelbandagedtohisnose Hetossessomeformsontoreceptiondesk)Receptionist:(sarcastic)Oh,that'sattractiveChandler:Oh,IthoughtyouweregreatinSilenceoftheLambsOhcomeon,admitit!Allthingsconsidered,youhadfuntonightRoss:FunWherewasthefunTellmespecifically,whichpartwasthefunpartWhere'smypuckJoey:Oh,ahthekidhasitRoss:Thekid(Tothekid)Excuseme,uh,that's,that'smypuckKid:IfounditFinderskeepers,losersweepers(RosslooksatChandlerforhelp)Chandler:Yougottadoit,manRoss:(tothekid)OhyeahWell,I'mrubber,you'reglue,whatever(toChandler)can'tdoit(tothekid)Listen,uhgimmebackmypuckKid:NoRoss:'Yes',howaboutC'mereGimme!Kid:No!No!(Theystarttofightoverit)Receptionist:Hey!Hey!NoroughholdinginmyER!Ross:(triestosnatchitfromthekid)GIVEMEMYPUCK!!(butitfilesoutofhisgraspandknocksoutthereceptionist)Ross:NowthatwasfunClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,JoeyandthegirlsareplayingtwisterRoss:(Doingthespinning)Okay,Monica:RightfootredMonica:Could'veplayedMonopoly,butnooooo(There'saknockonthedoor,Chandleropensit,andsilentlyhandsbackthecushion)Chandler:Thanks(Theguynodsandleaves)Ross:Okay,Pheebs:Righthandblue(Phoebehastobendover)Good(Joeystaresatherbuttappreciatively)(ThephoneringsandChandleranswersit)Chandler:HelloOh,uh,Rachel,it'stheVisacardpeopleRachel:Oh,okayWillyoutakemyplaceChandler:Alright(onphone)Yes,thisisRachelRachel:Nooo!(ShegrabsthephoneandChandlertakesherplaceonthemat)(Onphone)Hello(Listens)Oh,yeah,no,Iknow,IIhaven'tbeenusingitmuch(Listens)Oh,well,thanks,but,I'mokay,reallyRoss:GreenTothegreenRachel:(onphone)I'vegotmagicbeans(Listens)NevernevermindChandler:Totheleft,totheleftaww!(Theyallcollapse)Rachel:(onphone)OhhhI'mfineEnd(克林顿亲信助手)乔治•史特喷那彼拉斯先生菲比如果有一天我变得全能我要世界和平不再有饥饿雨林不再遭受破坏还有更大的胸部你说了我的愿望钱德你呢?如果有一天我变得全能我要让自己变得永远全能看吧总有这样的人“给我一个愿望我就要更多的愿望”乔依如果你变得全能你希望做什么?大概是自杀吧什么?如果小乔依死了我就没再活下去的理由乔伊全能(不是无能)你是?对不起她是怎么办到的我在公共场合根本睡不着你看她睡得那么安祥制片:陶德史帝芬什么事?没事你只是又打瞌睡了你是怎么了?我昨晚没睡好为什么?导演:詹姆斯布罗我祖母交了一个新男友他们俩在床上翻来覆去还有耳聋…于是两人不断确定彼此是否尽兴简直是吵死人了如果愿意你今晚可以和我及瑞秋睡谢了我说得没错吧从我的住处到这儿不到一百步你可真闲他就是今天的寿星?瞧冰球赛门票骑兵队与企鹅队今晚在花园球场我们要带你去看生日快乐,老兄我们爱你你们真幽默我的生日在七个月前所以呢?一定是你们多了一张票找不到人一起去看我们不是悲观之人天啊今天是月号我正希望你没记起来号有什么不对劲吗?万圣节的前十一天?所有的好服装都被抢走?今天是我第一次和卡

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