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首页 《老友记》中英剧本第一季第五集

《老友记》中英剧本第一季第五集.doc

《老友记》中英剧本第一季第五集

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简介:本文档为《《老友记》中英剧本第一季第五集doc》,可适用于考试题库领域

TheOneAfterJoeyandRachelKissTheOneWiththeEastGermanLaundryDetergentScene:CentralPerk,allsixarethereMonica:WouldyouletitgoIt'snotthatbigadealRoss:NotthatbigadealIt'samazingOk,youjustreachinthere,there'sonelittlemaneuver,andbam,abrarightoutthesleeveAllright,asfarasI'mconcerned,thereisnothingaguycandothatevencomescloseAmIrightRachel:Comeon!YouguyscanpeestandingupChandler:WecanAllright,I'mtryin'thatJoey:Ok,youknowwhatblowsmymindWomencanseebreastsanytimetheywantYoujustlookdownandtheretheyareHowyougetanyworkdoneisbeyondmePhoebe:Oh,ok,youknowwhatIdon'tgetThewayguyscandosomanymeanthings,andthennotevencare(Longpause)Ross:Multipleorgasms!OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,allarethereChandler:So,Saturdaynight,thebignight,datenight,Saturdaynight,Saturdaynight!Joey:Noplans,huhChandler:NotaoneRoss:Noteven,say,breakingupwithJaniceChandler:Oh,right,right,shutupMonica:Chandler,nobodylikesbreakingupwithsomeoneYoujustgottadoitChandler:No,Iknow,butit'sjustsohard,youknowImean,you'resittingtherewithher,shehasnoideawhat'shappening,andthenyoufinallygetupthecouragetodoit,andthere'sthehorribleawkwardmomentwhenyou'vehandedherthenoteJoey:WhydoyouhavetobreakupwithherBeaman,juststopcallingPhoebe:Youknow,ifyouwant,I'lldoitwithyouChandler:Oh,thanks,butIthinkshe'dfeellikewe'regangin'uponherPhoebe:No,ImeanyoubreakupwithJaniceandI'llbreakupwithTonyRoss:TonyMonica:Oh,you'rebreakingupwithTonyPhoebe:Yeah,Iknow,he'ssweet,butit'sjustnotfunanymore,youknowIdon'tknowifit'sme,orhishungerstrike,or,Idon'tknowRachel:(waitressing)DoesanybodywantanythingelseRoss:Oh,yeah,lastweekyouhadawonderful,nutty,chocolateykindofacakeypiething(Rachelgiveshimadirtylook)Nothing,just,just,I'mfinePhoebe:(toRachel)What'sthematterWhysoscrunchyRachel:It'smyfatherHewantstogivemeaMercedesconvertibleRoss:Thatguy,heburnsmeupRachel:Yeah,well,it'saMercedesifImovebackhomeOh,itwashorribleHecalledmeyoungladyChandler:Ooh,IhatewhenmyfathercallsmethatMonica:Didhegiveyouthatwhole"You'renotuptothis"thingagainRachel:Oh,yeah,yeahActually,Igottheextendeddiscoversion,withthreechorusesof"You'llnevermakeitonyourown"Phoebe:(rhythmically)Uhhuh,uhhuh(Angela,abeautifulwomaninatightdress,enters)Angela:Hi,JoeyJoey:Mygod,Angela(Angelatakesaseatatthecounter)Monica:Wow,beingdumpedbyyouobviouslyagreeswithherPhoebe:AreyougonnagooverthereJoey:No,yeah,no,ok,butnotyetIdon'twannaseemtooeagerOneMississippi,twoMississippi,threeMississippiThatseemsprettycool(hewalksovertoher)Hey,AngelaAngela:(casually)JoeyJoey:YoulookgoodAngela:That'sbecauseI'mwearingadressthataccentsmyboobsJoey:Youdon'tsay(CuttoRossandRachel,talkingnexttooneofthetables)Ross:So,uh,Rachel,whatareyou,uh,what'reyoudoingtonightRachel:Oh,bigglamournightMeandMonicaatLaundoramaRoss:Oh,youuh,youwannahearafreakycoincidenceGuesswho'sdoinglaundrytheretooRachel:WhoRoss:MeWasthatnotclearHey,whydon't,um,whydon'tIjustjoinyouboth,hereRachel:Don'tyouhavealaundryroominyourbuildingRoss:Yes,Idohavealaundryroominmybuilding,um,butthere'saratproblemApparentlythey'reattractedtothedryersheets,andthey'regoin'infine,butthey'recomin'outallfluffyAnyway,say,sevenishRachel:Sure(CutbacktoJoeyandAngelaatthecounter)Angela:ForgetitJoeyI'mwithBobnowJoey:BobWhothehell'sBobAngela:BobisgreatHe'ssmart,he'ssophisticated,andhehasarealjobYou,yougoonthreeauditionsamonthandyoucallyourselfanactor,butBobJoey:Comeon,weweregreattogetherAndnotjustatthefunstuff,butlike,talkingtooAngela:Yeah,well,sorry,JoeYousaidlet'sjustbefriends,soguesswhatJoey:WhatAngela:We'rejustfriendsJoey:Fine,fine,so,whydon'tthefourofusgooutandhavedinnertogethertonightYouknow,asfriendsAngela:WhatfourofusJoey:Youknow,youandBob,andmeandmygirlfriend,uh,uh,MonicaScene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment,Joeyisthere,tryingtoconvinceMonicatoposeashisgirlfriendHisplanistohookMonicaupwithAngela'sboyfriendBobandthentakeAngelabackforhimselfJoey:Monica,I'mtellin'you,thisguyisperfectforyouMonica:ForgetitNotafteryourcousinwhocouldbelchthealphabetJoey:ComeonThisguy'sgreatHisname'sBobHe'sAngela'sbrotherHe'ssmart,he'ssophisticated,andhehasarealjobMe,Igoonthreeauditionsamonthandcallmyselfanactor,butBobisMonica:(lookingoutwindow)Oh,godhelpusJoey:WhatMonica:UglyNakedGuy'slayingkitchentileEww!Joey:Eww!Look,I'maskingafavorhereIfIdothisforherbrother,maybeAngelawillcomebacktomeMonica:What'sgoingonhereYougooutwithtonsofgirlsJoey:(proud)Iknow,but,ImadeahugemistakeInevershouldhavebrokenupwithherWillyouhelpmePleaseScene:Ross'apartment,ChandlerisoverRoss:(onphone)Ok,bye(hangsup)Well,Monica'snotcoming,it'sjustgonnabemeandRachelChandler:OhWell,holdoncamper,areyousureyou'vethoughtthisthingthroughRoss:It'slaundryThethinkingthroughisminimalChandler:It'sjustyouandRachel,justthetwoofyouThisisadateYou'regoingonadateRoss:NuhuhChandler:YuhhuhRoss:Sowhat'reyousayinghereIshouldshaveagain,pickupsomewine,whatChandler:Well,youmaywannarethinkthedirtyunderwearThisisbasicallythefirsttimeshe'sgonnaseeyourunderwearyouwantittobedirtyRoss:(sheepish)NoChandler:Oh,anduh,thefabricsoftenerRoss:Ok,ok,nowwhatiswrongwithmySnugglesWhat,itsaysI'masensitive,warmkindaguy,youknow,likeawarm,fuzzybearOk,IcanpicksomethingelseuponthewayChandler:ThereyougoScene:Afancyrestaurant,JoeyandMonicaarethere,meetingAngelaandBob,whoMonicathinksisAngela'sbrotherMonica:ThankyouSowhatdoesthisBobguylooklikeIshetallShortJoey:YepMonica:WhichJoey:WhichwhatMonica:You'venevermetBob,haveyouJoey:No,buthe'sMonica:Ohmygod,Joey,forallweknowthisguycouldbehorribly(AngelaandBobwalkinBobisgoodlooking)Angela:Hey,JoeyMonica:horriblyattractiveI'llbeshuttingupnowScene:CentralPerk,ChandlerandPhoebearethere,bothreadytobreakupwiththeirsignificantothersChandler:WherearetheyWherearetheyPhoebe:ThisisniceWeneverdoanythingjustthetwoofusChandler:It'sgreatMaybetomorrowwecanrentacarandrunoversomepuppiesPhoebe:Eww,Idon'twannadothat(JaniceandPhoebe'sboyfriend,Tony,walkin)Chandler:HerewegoPhoebe:Ok,haveagoodbreakupChandler:Hey,JaniceJanice:Oh,mygod,IamsogladyoucalledmeIhadthemostsupremelyawfuldayChandler:Hey,that'snotgoodCanIgetanespressoandalatteoverhere,pleaseJanice:Wegottheproofsbackfromthatphotoshoot,youknow,theonewiththelittlevegetablesAnyway,theyprettymuchsucked,so,Iblewofftherestoftheday,andIwentshopping(looksthroughherbags)andIgotyou,I'mlooking,I'mlooking,I'mlooking,Igotyou(ChandlerseesPhoebebreakingupwithTonyShetalkstohimforafewseconds,hugshim,andthenheleavesChandlerisamazedhoweasyitwasforher)Chandler:WhatJanice:WhatChandler:(covering)WhatdidyougetmethereJanice:Igotyouthese(pullsoutapairofsocks)Chandler:BullwinklesocksThat'ssosweetJanice:Well,IknewyouhadtheRockys,andsoIfigured,youknow,youcanwearBullwinkleandBullwinkle,oryoucanwearRockyandRocky,or,youcanmixandmatch,mooseandsquirrelWhateveryouwantChandler:That'sgreat(Thedrinksarrive,andChandlerdownshisespressoinonegulp)Chandler:Well,I'mgonnagetanotherespressoCanIgetyouanotherlatteJanice:(holdingthefullcup)No,no,I'mstillworkingonmine(ChandlerwalksovertothecounterwherePhoebeis,andisaskingheraboutthebreakup)Chandler:That'sitPhoebe:Yeah,itwasreallyhardChandler:Oh,yeah,thathuglookedprettybrutalPhoebe:Ok,youweren'tthereScene:TheLaunderama,Rachelisthere,waitingforRossAnoldwomantakesRachel'sclothesoffthemachineandbeginsloadingitwithherthingsWoman:Comin'throughMove,moveRachel:Oh,'scusemeIwaskindausingthatmachineWoman:Yeah,well,nowyou'rekindanotRachel:ButIsaveditIputmybasketontopWoman:Oh,I'msorry,isthatyourbasketIt'sreallyprettyUnfortunately,Idon'tseesudsRachel:WhatWoman:Nosuds,nosaveOk(Rossarrives)Ross:What'sgoin'onRachel:Hi,uh,nothingThathorriblewomanjusttookmymachineRoss:WasyourbasketontopRachel:Yeah,but,therewerenosudsRoss:SoRachel:Well,youknow,nosuds,nosaveRoss:NosudsExcuseme,holdonasecond(towoman)That'smyfriend'smachineWoman:Hey,hey,hey,herstuffwasn'tinitRoss:Hey,hey,hey,that'snottheruleandyouknowit(ThewomanandRossstareateachotherFinallyshetakesherstuffoutofthemachineandleaves)Ross:(tothecrowdinthelaundromat)Allright,show'soverNothingtoseehere(toRachel)Ok,let'sdolaundryRachel:ThatwasamazingIcan'tevensendbacksoupRoss:Well,that'sbecauseyou'resuchasweet,gentle,uhDoyou,uh,doyouOh,hey,uhyoumustneeddetergent(Rosspullsoutahugeboxoflaundrydetergent)Rachel:What'sthatRoss:UberveissIt'snew,it'sGerman,it'sextratough(Rachelstartstoloadherclothes)Ross:Rach,doyouuh,areyougonnaseparatethoseRachel:OhgodOh,amIbeinglikeatotallaundryspazImean,amIsupposedtouselikeonemachineforshirtsandanothermachineforpantsRoss:Rach,haveyouneverdonethisbeforeRachel:Well,notmyself,butIknowotherpeoplethathaveOk,youcaughtmeI'malaundryvirginRoss:Uh,well,don'tworry,I'llusethegentlecycleOk,um,basicallyyouwannauseonemachineforallyourwhites,awholenothermachineforcolors,andathirdforyouruh,youruh,delicates,andthatwouldbeyourbrasandyourunderpantythingsRachel:(holdsapairofpantiesinfrontofRoss)Ok,Well,whataboutthesearewhitecottonpantiesWouldtheygowithwhitesordelicatesRoss:(visiblynervous)Uh,that,that,thatwouldbeajudgmentcallScene:Fancyrestaurant,Monica,Joey,Angela,andBobareseatedatthetableMonica:(toJoey)Heissocute(toAngelaandBob)So,wheredidyouguysgrowupAngela:BrooklynHeightsBob:ClevelandMonica:How,howdidthathappenJoey:OhmygodMonica:WhatJoey:IsuddenlyhadthefeelingthatIwasfallingButI'mnotCommercialBreakScene:Fancyrestaurant,JoeyandBobaretalkingJoey:So,youandAngela,huhBob:YepPrettymuchJoey:You'realuckymanYouknowwhatImissthemostaboutherThatcutenibblynoisewhensheeatsLikeahappylittlesquirrel,oraweaselBob:Huh,IneverreallynoticedJoey:Oh,yeah,yeah,listenforitBob:Monica,MonicaisgreatJoey:Yeah,butit'snotgonnalastShe'stoomuchformeinbedSexuallyScene:Theladies'bathroomattherestaurant,MonicaandAngelaaretalkingMonica:I'vegottatellyou,BobisterrificAngela:Yeah,isn'theMonica:Itissogreattomeetaguywhoissmartandfunny,andhasanemotionalagebeyond,likeeightAngela:YouknowwhatelseHe'sunbelievableinbedMonica:WowMybrothernevereventoldmewhenhelosthisvirginityAngela:HuhThat'sniceScene:CentralPerk,PhoebeiscoachingChandleronhowtobreakupwithJanicePhoebe:Ok,youcandothisIt'sjustlikepullingoffaBandaidJustdoitreallyfast,andthenthewoundisexposed(Chandlerwalksbacktocouch,whereJaniceis)Chandler:JaniceHi,JaniceOk,herewegoIdon'tthinkweshouldgooutanymoreJaniceJanice:AllrightWell,thereyougo(shegetsextremelywoundup,andbeginstotryandcalmherselfdown)Stopit,stopit,stopitScene:ThelaundromatRachel:Ok,Iknowthisisgonnasoundreallystupid,butIfeelthatifIcandothis,youknow,ifIcanactuallydomyownlaundry,thereisn'tanythingIcan'tdoRoss:ThatdoesnotsoundstupidtomeYouknow,it'slikethefirsttimeIhadtomakedinnerformyself,afterCarolleftme(thebuzzeronthewashergoesoff)I'msorry,that'sallthetimewehaveNextonRoss(opensupthewasher)UhohRachel:WhatuhohRoss:(notwantingtotellher)Uhoh,uhoh,thelaundry'sdoneIt's,uh,it'sasongThelaundrysongthatwesing(singing)Uhohthelaundry'sdone,uhoh,uhohRachel:Ross,what'sthematterRoss:Nothing,nothingLeelo,thelaundry'sdoneRachel:Comeon,showmeRoss:Allright,allright,it'sjustthatyouleftaredsockinwithallyourwhites,andnow,everything'skindapinkRachel:Oh,everything'spinkRoss:Yeah,uh,exceptfortheredsock,whichisstillredI'msorry,pleasedon'tbeupset,itcouldhappentoanyoneRachel:Exceptitdidn'tIthappenedtomeOh,god,I'mgonnalooklikeabigmarshmallowpeepWhatamIdoingWhatamIdoingMyfather'srightIcan'tliveonmyown!Ican'tevendolaundry!(Thewomanwhohadtriedtostealthewashingmachinewalksby,andlaughs)Scene:Thefancyrestaurant,AngelahasherhandinBob'sshirt,andMonicaisveryuncomfortableMonica:SomethingwentwrongwithUnderdog,andtheycouldn'tgethisheadtoinflateSoanyway,um,hisheadislikefloppingdownBroadway,right,andI'mjustthinkinghowinappropriatethisisUm,I'vegotsomethinginmyeye,uh,Joey,couldwecheckitinthelight,please(HerandJoeywalkawayfromthetable)Monica:OhmygodJoey:WhatMonica:Hello!WereweatthesametableIt'slikecocktailsinAppalachiaJoey:Comeon,they'recloseMonica:CloseShe'sgothertongueinhisearJoey:Oh,likeyou'venevergottenalittlerambunctiouswithRossMonica:Joey,thisissick,it'sdisgusting,it's,it'snotreallytrue,isitJoey:Well,who'stosaywhat'strueImeanMonica:Ohmygod,whatwereyouthinkingJoey:Allright,look,I'mnotproudofthis,okWell,maybeIamalittleMonica:(hitshimlightly)Oh!Joey:Ow!Monica:(leaving)I'mouttahereJoey:Wait,wait,waitYouwanthim,IwantherHelikesyouMonica:ReallyJoey:YeahI'mthinking,ifweputourheadstogether,betweenthetwoofus,wecanbreakthemupTimelapse,MonicaaccidentallyspilledherdrinkonBob'sshirtandiswipingitoffJoeyismakingeyesatAngelaMonica:I'msosorry,Ican'tbelieveIdidthis,butIcouldn'tstoplaughingatyourNormanMailerstory(AngelaiseatingchickenwingsandmakingtheweasellikenoiseJoeyhadtoldBobabout)Joey:Uh,waiter,onemoreplateofchickenwingsoverhereScene:CentralPerk,ChandlerisstilltryingtoeasethingsoverwithJanice,andthereareaboutadozenemptyEspressocupsinfrontofhimHeisextremelywiredChandler:Here'sthething,JaniceYouknow,Imean,it'slikewe'redifferentI'mlikethebing,bing,bingYou'reliketheboom,boom,(ChandlerflailshishandoutandhitsJaniceintheeye)boomJanice:Ow!Chandler:Oh,mygod,I'msosorryAreyouokJanice:OwUm,it'sjustmylensIt'sjustmylensI'llberightback(Sheleaves)Chandler:(toPhoebe)Ihitherintheeye!Ihitherintheeye!ThisistheworstbreakupinthehistoryoftheworldPhoebe:Ohmygod(Chandlerdownsanotherespresso)HowmanyofthosehaveyouhadChandler:Oh,Idon'tknow,amillionPhoebe:Chandler,easy,easyGotoyourhappyplaceLalalalalalalaChandler:I'mfinePhoebe:Allright(Janicereturnsfromthebathroom)Chandler:I'mnotfineHereshecomesPhoebe:WaithereBreathe(PhoebegoesovertospeaktoJaniceShetalkstoherforafewseconds,andthenJaniceimmediatelysmiles,hugsher,wavestoChandler,andleaves)Chandler:HowdoyoudothatPhoebe:It'slikeagiftChandler:WeshouldalwaysalwaysbreakuptogetherPhoebe:Oh,I'dlikethatScene:TheLaunderamaRachelissortinghernowpinkclothesRoss:YougottheclothescleanNowthat'stheimportantpartRachel:Oh,IguessExcepteverythinglookslikejammiesnow(ThesamewomanwalksoverandtakesRachel'slaundrycart)Rachel:Whoa,I'msorryExcusemeWehadthiscartWoman:Yeah,well,IhadainchwaistYoulosethingsNowcomeon,getouttamyway(RachellooksatRoss,whomotionstohertogetthecartback)Rachel:I'msorry,youknow,maybeIwasn'tbeingclearUh,thisisourcartWoman:Hey,hey,heytherearen'tanyclothesinitRachel:Hey,hey,hey,hey,quitmakinguprules!Woman:Letgo!(TheystruggleforthecartFinally,Rachelclimbsinsideofit)Rachel:Allright,listen,missyIfyouwantthiscart,you'regonnahavetotakemewithit!(Shethinksitover,andthenwalksaway)Rachel:(toRoss)Yes!DidyouseethatRoss:Youwereincredible!Brandnewwoman,ladiesandgentlemenRachel:Icouldnothavedonethiswithoutyou(RachelstandsupandkissesRossHeisstunnedAmomentofsilencefollows)Ross:Ok,um,uh,moreclothesinthedryer(Rossturnsandbangshisheadonanopendryerdoor)I'mfine,I'mfineRachel:AreyousureRoss:NoClosingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,Ross,Rachel,andPhoebearethereRosshasanicepacktohisheadRachel:Oh,areyousureyou'reokRoss:YeahRachel:DoesitstillhurtRoss:YeahPhoebe:(seeingRachel'sclothes)WhataneatideaAllyourclothesmatchI'mgonnadothis(MonicaandJoeyenter)Monica:HiPhoebe:Hey,how'ditgoJoey:ExcellentMonica:Werippedthatcoupleapart,andkeptthepiecesforourselvesRoss:WhatabeautifulstoryHey,I'mfinebythewayMonica:(noticeshishead)Oh,I'msorryRachel:Where'sChandlerPhoebe:Oh,heneededsometimetogrieve(Chandlerrunsbythewindowoutside,joyous)Chandler:I'mfree!I'mfree!Phoebe:ThatoughtadoitEnd洗衣服别再争好吗这又没什么大不了的没什么大不了这简直是太神奇了只不过是用手伸进去,轻轻一碰就把胸罩解开从袖子里抽出来据我所知,男生即使靠的再近也做不到我说得对不对拜托男生可以站着尿我们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