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[麦田里的守望者].pdf

[麦田里的守望者].pdf

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简介:本文档为《[麦田里的守望者]pdf》,可适用于财会领域,主题内容包含THECATCHERINTHERYEbyJDSalingerTOMYMOTHERIfyoureallywanttohearaboutit,thefi符等。

THECATCHERINTHERYEbyJDSalingerTOMYMOTHERIfyoureallywanttohearaboutit,thefirstthingyou'llprobablywanttoknowiswhereIwasborn,anwhatmylousychildhoodwaslike,andhowmyparentswereoccupiedandallbeforetheyhadme,andallthatDavidCopperfieldkindofcrap,butIdon'tfeellikegoingintoit,ifyouwanttoknowthetruthInthefirstplace,thatstuffboresme,andinthesecondplace,myparentswouldhaveabouttwohemorrhagesapieceifItoldanythingprettypersonalaboutthemThey'requitetouchyaboutanythinglikethat,especiallymyfatherThey'reniceandallI'mnotsayingthatbutthey'realsotouchyashellBesides,I'mnotgoingtotellyoumywholegoddamautobiographyoranythingI'lljusttellyouaboutthismadmanstuffthathappenedtomearoundlastChristmasjustbeforeIgotprettyrundownandhadtocomeouthereandtakeiteasyImeanthat'sallItoldDBabout,andhe'smybrotherandallHe'sinHollywoodThatisn'ttoofarfromthiscrumbyplace,andhecomesoverandvisitsmepracticallyeveryweekendHe'sgoingtodrivemehomewhenIgohomenextmonthmaybeHejustgotaJaguarOneofthoselittleEnglishjobsthatcandoaroundtwohundredmilesanhourItcosthimdamnnearfourthousandbucksHe'sgotalotofdough,nowHedidn'tusetoHeusedtobejustaregularwriter,whenhewashomeHewrotethisterrificbookofshortstories,TheSecretGoldfish,incaseyouneverheardofhimThebestoneinitwas"TheSecretGoldfish"Itwasaboutthislittlekidthatwouldn'tletanybodylookathisgoldfishbecausehe'dboughtitwithhisownmoneyItkilledmeNowhe'soutinHollywood,DB,beingaprostituteIfthere'sonethingIhate,it'sthemoviesDon'tevenmentionthemtomeWhereIwanttostarttellingisthedayIleftPenceyPrepPenceyPrepisthisschoolthat'sinAgerstown,PennsylvaniaYouprobablyheardofitYou'veprobablyseentheads,anywayTheyadvertiseinaboutathousandmagazines,alwaysshowingsomehotshotguyonahorsejumpingoverafenceLikeasifallyoueverdidatPenceywasplaypoloallthetimeIneverevenoncesawahorseanywhereneartheplaceAndunderneaththeguyonthehorse'spicture,italwayssays:"Sincewehavebeenmoldingboysintosplendid,clearthinkingyoungmen"StrictlyforthebirdsTheydon'tdoanydamnmoremoldingatPenceythantheydoatanyotherschoolAndIdidn'tknowanybodytherethatwassplendidandclearthinkingandallMaybetwoguysIfthatmanyAndtheyprobablycametoPenceythatwayAnyway,itwastheSaturdayofthefootballgamewithSaxonHallThegamewithSaxonHallwassupposedtobeaverybigdealaroundPenceyItwasthelastgameoftheyear,andyouweresupposedtocommitsuicideorsomethingifoldPenceydidn'twinIrememberaroundthreeo'clockthatafternoonIwasstandingwaythehellupontopofThomsenHill,rightnexttothiscrazycannonthatwasintheRevolutionaryWarandallYoucouldseethewholefieldfromthere,andyoucouldseethetwoteamsbashingeachotherallovertheplaceYoucouldn'tseethegrandstandtoohot,butyoucouldhearthemallyelling,deepandterrificonthePenceyside,becausepracticallythewholeschoolexceptmewasthere,andscrawnyandfaggyontheSaxonHallside,becausethevisitingteamhardlyeverbroughtmanypeoplewiththemTherewerenevermanygirlsatallatthefootballgamesOnlyseniorswereallowedtobringgirlswiththemItwasaterribleschool,nomatterhowyoulookedatitIliketobesomewhereatleastwhereyoucanseeafewgirlsaroundonceinawhile,evenifthey'reonlyscratchingtheirarmsorblowingtheirnosesorevenjustgigglingorsomethingOldSelmaThurmershewastheheadmaster'sdaughtershowedupatthegamesquiteoften,butshewasn'texactlythetypethatdroveyoumadwithdesireShewasaprettynicegirl,thoughIsatnexttoheronceinthebusfromAgerstownandwesortofstruckupaconversationIlikedherShehadabignoseandhernailswereallbittendownandbleedylookingandshehadonthosedamnfalsiesthatpointallovertheplace,butyoufeltsortofsorryforherWhatIlikedabouther,shedidn'tgiveyoualotofhorsemanureaboutwhatagreatguyherfatherwasSheprobablyknewwhataphonyslobhewasThereasonIwasstandingwayuponThomsenHill,insteadofdownatthegame,wasbecauseI'djustgotbackfromNewYorkwiththefencingteamIwasthegoddammanagerofthefencingteamVerybigdealWe'dgoneintoNewYorkthatmorningforthisfencingmeetwithMcBurneySchoolOnly,wedidn'thavethemeetIleftallthefoilsandequipmentandstuffonthegoddamsubwayItwasn'tallmyfaultIhadtokeepgettinguptolookatthismap,sowe'dknowwheretogetoffSowegotbacktoPenceyaroundtwothirtyinsteadofarounddinnertimeThewholeteamostracizedmethewholewaybackonthetrainItwasprettyfunny,inawayTheotherreasonIwasn'tdownatthegamewasbecauseIwasonmywaytosaygoodbytooldSpencer,myhistoryteacherHehadthegrippe,andIfiguredIprobablywouldn'tseehimagaintillChristmasvacationstartedHewrotemethisnotesayinghewantedtoseemebeforeIwenthomeHeknewIwasn'tcomingbacktoPenceyIforgottotellyouaboutthatTheykickedmeoutIwasn'tsupposedtocomebackafterChristmasvacationonaccountofIwasflunkingfoursubjectsandnotapplyingmyselfandallTheygavemefrequentwarningtostartapplyingmyselfespeciallyaroundmidterms,whenmyparentscameupforaconferencewitholdThurmerbutIdidn'tdoitSoIgottheaxTheygiveguystheaxquitefrequentlyatPenceyIthasaverygoodacademicrating,PenceyItreallydoesAnyway,itwasDecemberandall,anditwascoldasawitch'steat,especiallyontopofthatstupidhillIonlyhadonmyreversibleandnoglovesoranythingTheweekbeforethat,somebody'dstolenmycamel'shaircoatrightoutofmyroom,withmyfurlinedglovesrightinthepocketandallPenceywasfullofcrooksQuiteafewguyscamefromtheseverywealthyfamilies,butitwasfullofcrooksanywayThemoreexpensiveaschoolis,themorecrooksithasI'mnotkiddingAnyway,Ikeptstandingnexttothatcrazycannon,lookingdownatthegameandfreezingmyassoffOnly,Iwasn'twatchingthegametoomuchWhatIwasreallyhangingaroundfor,IwastryingtofeelsomekindofagoodbyImeanI'veleftschoolsandplacesIdidn'tevenknowIwasleavingthemIhatethatIdon'tcareifit'sasadgoodbyorabadgoodby,butwhenIleaveaplaceIliketoknowI'mleavingitIfyoudon't,youfeelevenworseIwasluckyAllofasuddenIthoughtofsomethingthathelpedmakemeknowIwasgettingthehelloutIsuddenlyrememberedthistime,inaroundOctober,thatIandRobertTichenerandPaulCampbellwerechuckingafootballaround,infrontoftheacademicbuildingTheywereniceguys,especiallyTichenerItwasjustbeforedinneranditwasgettingprettydarkout,butwekeptchuckingtheballaroundanywayItkeptgettingdarkeranddarker,andwecouldhardlyseetheballanymore,butwedidn'twanttostopdoingwhatweweredoingFinallywehadtoThisteacherthattaughtbiology,MrZambesi,stuckhisheadoutofthiswindowintheacademicbuildingandtoldustogobacktothedormandgetreadyfordinnerIfIgetachancetorememberthatkindofstuff,IcangetagoodbywhenIneedoneatleast,mostofthetimeIcanAssoonasIgotit,Iturnedaroundandstartedrunningdowntheothersideofthehill,towardoldSpencer'shouseHedidn'tliveonthecampusHelivedonAnthonyWayneAvenueIranallthewaytothemaingate,andthenIwaitedasecondtillIgotmybreathIhavenowind,ifyouwanttoknowthetruthI'mquiteaheavysmoker,foronethingthatis,IusedtobeTheymademecutitoutAnotherthing,IgrewsixandahalfincheslastyearThat'salsohowIpracticallygottbandcameouthereforallthesegoddamcheckupsandstuffI'mprettyhealthy,thoughAnyway,assoonasIgotmybreathbackIranacrossRouteItwasicyashellandIdamnnearfelldownIdon'tevenknowwhatIwasrunningforIguessIjustfeltlikeitAfterIgotacrosstheroad,IfeltlikeIwassortofdisappearingItwasthatkindofacrazyafternoon,terrificallycold,andnosunoutoranything,andyoufeltlikeyouweredisappearingeverytimeyoucrossedaroadBoy,IrangthatdoorbellfastwhenIgottooldSpencer'shouseIwasreallyfrozenMyearswerehurtingandIcouldhardlymovemyfingersatall"C'mon,c'mon,"Isaidrightoutloud,almost,"somebodyopenthedoor"FinallyoldMrsSpenceropeneditTheydidn'thaveamaidoranything,andtheyalwaysopenedthedoorthemselvesTheydidn'thavetoomuchdough"Holden!"MrsSpencersaid"Howlovelytoseeyou!Comein,dear!Areyoufrozentodeath"IthinkshewasgladtoseemeShelikedmeAtleast,IthinkshedidBoy,didIgetinthathousefast"Howareyou,MrsSpencer"Isaid"How'sMrSpencer""Letmetakeyourcoat,dear,"shesaidShedidn'thearmeaskherhowMrSpencerwasShewassortofdeafShehungupmycoatinthehallcloset,andIsortofbrushedmyhairbackwithmyhandIwearacrewcutquitefrequentlyandIneverhavetocombitmuch"How'veyoubeen,MrsSpencer"Isaidagain,onlylouder,soshe'dhearme"I'vebeenjustfine,Holden"Sheclosedtheclosetdoor"Howhaveyoubeen"Thewaysheaskedme,IknewrightawayoldSpencer'dtoldherI'dbeenkickedout"Fine,"Isaid"How'sMrSpencerHeoverhisgrippeyet""Overit!Holden,he'sbehavinglikeaperfectIdon'tknowwhatHe'sinhisroom,dearGorightin"TheyeachhadtheirownroomandallTheywerebotharoundseventyyearsold,orevenmorethanthatTheygotabangoutofthings,thoughinahaifassedway,ofcourseIknowthatsoundsmeantosay,butIdon'tmeanitmeanIjustmeanthatIusedtothinkaboutoldSpencerquitealot,andifyouthoughtabouthimtoomuch,youwonderedwhattheheckhewasstilllivingforImeanhewasallstoopedover,andhehadveryterribleposture,andinclass,wheneverhedroppedapieceofchalkattheblackboard,someguyinthefirstrowalwayshadtogetupandpickitupandhandittohimThat'sawful,inmyopinionButifyouthoughtabouthimjustenoughandnottoomuch,youcouldfigureitoutthathewasn'tdoingtoobadforhimselfForinstance,oneSundaywhensomeotherguysandIwereoverthereforhotchocolate,heshowedusthisoldbeatupNavajoblanketthatheandMrsSpencer'dboughtoffsomeIndianinYellowstoneParkYoucouldtelloldSpencer'dgotabigbangoutofbuyingitThat'swhatImeanYoutakesomebodyoldashell,likeoldSpencer,andtheycangetabigbangoutofbuyingablanketHisdoorwasopen,butIsortofknockedonitanyway,justtobepoliteandallIcouldseewherehewassittingHewassittinginabigleatherchair,allwrappedupinthatblanketIjusttoldyouaboutHelookedoveratmewhenIknocked"Who'sthat"heyelled"CaulfieldComein,boy"Hewasalwaysyelling,outsideclassItgotonyournervessometimesTheminuteIwentin,IwassortofsorryI'dcomeHewasreadingtheAtlanticMonthly,andtherewerepillsandmedicineallovertheplace,andeverythingsmelledlikeVicksNoseDropsItwasprettydepressingI'mnottoocrazyaboutsickpeople,anywayWhatmadeitevenmoredepressing,oldSpencerhadonthisverysad,rattyoldbathrobethathewasprobablyborninorsomethingIdon'tmuchliketoseeoldguysintheirpajamasandbathrobesanywayTheirbumpyoldchestsarealwaysshowingAndtheirlegsOldguys'legs,atbeachesandplaces,alwayslooksowhiteandunhairy"Hello,sir,"Isaid"IgotyournoteThanksalot"He'dwrittenmethisnoteaskingmetostopbyandsaygoodbybeforevacationstarted,onaccountofIwasn'tcomingback"Youdidn'thavetodoallthatI'dhavecomeovertosaygoodbyanyway""Haveaseatthere,boy,"oldSpencersaidHemeantthebedIsatdownonit"How'syourgrippe,sir""M'boy,ifIfeltanybetterI'dhavetosendforthedoctor,"oldSpencersaidThatknockedhimoutHestartedchucklinglikeamadmanThenhefinallystraightenedhimselfoutandsaid,"Whyaren'tyoudownatthegameIthoughtthiswasthedayofthebiggame""ItisIwasOnly,IjustgotbackfromNewYorkwiththefencingteam,"IsaidBoy,hisbedwaslikearockHestartedgettingseriousashellIknewhewould"Soyou'releavingus,eh"hesaid"Yes,sirIguessIam"HestartedgoingintothisnoddingroutineYouneversawanybodynodasmuchinyourlifeasoldSpencerdidYouneverknewifhewasnoddingalotbecausehewasthinkingandall,orjustbecausehewasaniceoldguythatdidn'tknowhisassfromhiselbow"WhatdidDrThurmersaytoyou,boyIunderstandyouhadquitealittlechat""Yes,wedidWereallydidIwasinhisofficeforaroundtwohours,Iguess""What'dhesaytoyou""Ohwell,aboutLifebeingagameandallAndhowyoushouldplayitaccordingtotherulesHewasprettyniceaboutitImeanhedidn'thittheceilingoranythingHejustkepttalkingaboutLifebeingagameandallYouknow""Lifeisagame,boyLifeisagamethatoneplaysaccordingtotherules""Yes,sirIknowitisIknowit"Game,myassSomegameIfyougetonthesidewhereallthehotshotsare,thenit'sagame,allrightI'lladmitthatButifyougetontheotherside,wheretherearen'tanyhotshots,thenwhat'sagameaboutitNothingNogame"HasDrThurmerwrittentoyourparentsyet"oldSpenceraskedme"HesaidhewasgoingtowritethemMonday""Haveyouyourselfcommunicatedwiththem""No,sir,Ihaven'tcommunicatedwiththem,becauseI'llprobablyseethemWednesdaynightwhenIgethome""Andhowdoyouthinkthey'lltakethenews""Wellthey'llbeprettyirritatedaboutit,"Isaid"TheyreallywillThisisaboutthefourthschoolI'vegoneto"IshookmyheadIshakemyheadquitealot"Boy!"IsaidIalsosay"Boy!"quitealotPartlybecauseIhavealousyvocabularyandpartlybecauseIactquiteyoungformyagesometimesIwassixteenthen,andI'mseventeennow,andsometimesIactlikeI'maboutthirteenIt'sreallyironical,becauseI'msixfoottwoandahalfandIhavegrayhairIreallydoTheonesideofmyheadtherightsideisfullofmillionsofgrayhairsI'vehadthemeversinceIwasakidAndyetIstillactsometimeslikeIwasonlyabouttwelveEverybodysaysthat,especiallymyfatherIt'spartlytrue,too,butitisn'talltruePeoplealwaysthinksomething'salltrueIdon'tgiveadamn,exceptthatIgetboredsometimeswhenpeopletellmetoactmyageSometimesIactalotolderthanIamIreallydobutpeoplenevernoticeitPeoplenevernoticeanythingOldSpencerstartednoddingagainHealsostartedpickinghisnoseHemadeoutlikehewasonlypinchingit,buthewasreallygettingtheoldthumbrightinthereIguesshethoughtitwasallrighttodobecauseitwasonlymethatwasintheroomIdidn'tcare,exceptthatit'sprettydisgustingtowatchsomebodypicktheirnoseThenhesaid,"IhadtheprivilegeofmeetingyourmotheranddadwhentheyhadtheirlittlechatwithDrThurmersomeweeksagoThey'regrandpeople""Yes,theyareThey'reverynice"GrandThere'sawordIreallyhateIt'saphonyIcouldpukeeverytimeIhearitThenallofasuddenoldSpencerlookedlikehehadsomethingverygood,somethingsharpasatack,tosaytomeHesatupmoreinhischairandsortofmovedaroundItwasafalsealarm,thoughAllhedidwaslifttheAtlanticMonthlyoffhislapandtrytochuckitonthebed,nexttomeHemissedItwasonlyabouttwoinchesaway,buthemissedanywayIgotupandpickeditupandputitdownonthebedAllofasuddenthen,IwantedtogetthehelloutoftheroomIcouldfeelaterrificlecturecomingonIdidn'tmindtheideasomuch,butIdidn'tfeellikebeinglecturedtoandsmellVicksNoseDropsandlookatoldSpencerinhispajamasandbathrobeallatthesametimeIreallydidn'tItstarted,allright"What'sthematterwithyou,boy"oldSpencersaidHesaiditprettytough,too,forhim"Howmanysubjectsdidyoucarrythisterm""Five,sir""FiveAndhowmanyareyoufailingin""Four"ImovedmyassalittlebitonthebedItwasthehardestbedIeversaton"IpassedEnglishallright,"Isaid,"becauseIhadallthatBeowulfandLordRandalMySonstuffwhenIwasattheWhootonSchoolImeanIdidn'thavetodoanyworkinEnglishatallhardly,exceptwritecompositionsonceinawhile"Hewasn'tevenlisteningHehardlyeverlistenedtoyouwhenyousaidsomething"Iflunkedyouinhistorybecauseyouknewabsolutelynothing""Iknowthat,sirBoy,IknowitYoucouldn'thelpit""Absolutelynothing,"hesaidoveragainThat'ssomethingthatdrivesmecrazyWhenpeoplesaysomethingtwicethatway,afteryouadmititthefirsttimeThenhesaiditthreetimes"ButabsolutelynothingIdoubtverymuchifyouopenedyourtextbookevenoncethewholetermDidyouTellthetruth,boy""Well,Isortofglancedthroughitacoupleoftimes,"ItoldhimIdidn'twanttohurthisfeelingsHewasmadabouthistory"Youglancedthroughit,eh"hesaidverysarcastic"Your,ah,exampaperisoverthereontopofmychiffonierOntopofthepileBringithere,please"Itwasaverydirtytrick,butIwentoverandbroughtitovertohimIdidn'thaveanyalternativeoranythingThenIsatdownonhiscementbedagainBoy,youcan'timaginehowsorryIwasgettingthatI'dstoppedbytosaygoodbytohimHestartedhandlingmyexampaperlikeitwasaturdorsomething"WestudiedtheEgyptiansfromNovemberthtoDecembernd,"hesaid"YouchosetowriteaboutthemfortheoptionalessayquestionWouldyoucaretohearwhatyouhadtosay""No,sir,notverymuch,"IsaidHereaditanyway,thoughYoucan'tstopateacherwhentheywanttodosomethingTheyjustdoitTheEgyptianswereanancientraceofCaucasiansresidinginoneofthenorthernsectionsofAfricaThelatterasweallknowisthelargestcontinentintheEasternHemisphereIhadtositthereandlistentothatcrapItcertainlywasadirtytrickTheEgyptiansareextremelyinterestingtoustodayforvariousreasonsModernsciencewouldstillliketoknowwhatthesecretingredientswerethattheEgyptiansusedwhentheywrappedupdeadpeoplesothattheirfaceswouldnotrotforinnumerablecenturiesThisinterestingriddleisstillquiteachallengetomodernscienceinthetwentiethcenturyHestoppedreadingandputmypaperdownIwasbeginningtosortofhatehim"Youressay,shallwesay,endsthere,"hesaidinthisverysarcasticvoiceYouwouldn'tthinksuchanoldguywouldbesosarcasticandall"However,youdroppedmealittlenote,atthebottomofthepage,"hesaid"IknowI

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