英语谚语既幽默笑话

英语谚语大全（英汉互译版） Genius is nothing but labor and diligence. 天才不过是勤奋而已。 Give a dog a bad name and hang him. 众口铄金，积毁销骨。 God helps those who help themselves. 自助者天助。 Gold will not buy anything. 黄金并非万能。 Good for good is natural, good for evil is manly. 以德报德是常理，以德报怨大丈夫。 (manly 有男子汉气概的 ,高尚的 ) Good health is over wealth. 健康是最大的财富。 Good medicine for health tastes bitter to the mouth. 良药苦口利于病。 Good watch prevents misfortune. 谨慎消灾。 Great barkers are no biters. 好狗不挡道。 Great hopes make great man. 伟大的抱负造就伟大的人物。 Great minds think alike. 英雄所见略同。 Great men have great faults. 英雄犯大错误。 Great men's sons seldom do well. 富不过三代。 Great trees are good for nothing but shade. 大树底下好乘凉。 Great wits have short memories. 贵人多忘事。 Greedy folks have long arms. 心贪手长。 Guilty consciences make men cowards. 做贼心虚。 Habit cures habit. 心病还需心药医。 Handsome is he who does handsomely. 行为漂亮才算美。 Happiness takes no account of time. 欢乐不觉时光过。 Happy is he who owes nothing. 要想活得痛快，身上不能背债。 Happy is the man who learns from the misfortunes of others. 吸取他人教训，自己才会走运。 Harm set, harm get. 害人害己。 Hasty love, soon cold. 一见钟情难维久。 Health is better than wealth. 健康胜过财富。 Health is happiness. 健康就是幸福。 Hear all parties. 兼听则明。 Heaven never helps the man who will not act. 自己不动，叫天何用。 He is a fool that forgets himself. 愚者忘乎所以。 He is a good friend that speaks well of us behind our backs. 背后说好话，才是真朋友。 He is a wise man who speaks little. 聪明不是挂在嘴上。 He is lifeless that is faultless. 只有死人才不犯错误。 He is not fit to command others that cannot command himself. 正人先正己。 He is not laughed at that laughs at himself first. 自嘲者不会让人见笑。 He is wise that is honest. 诚实者最明智。 He knows most who speaks least. 大智若愚。 He laughs best who laughs last. 谁笑到最后，谁笑得最好。 He sets the fox to keep the geese. 引狼入室。 He that climbs high falls heavily. 爬得越高，摔得越重。 He that will not work shall not eat. 不劳动者不得食。 He who does not advance loses ground. 逆水行舟，不进则退。 He who makes constant complaint gets little compassion. 经常诉苦，没人同情。 He who makes no mistakes makes nothing. 想不犯错误，就一事无成。 He who risks nothing gains nothing. 收获与风险并存。 History repeats itself. 历史往往重演。 Honesty is the best policy. 做人诚信为本。 Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. 抱最好的愿望，做最坏的打算。 I cannot be your friend and your flatterer too. 朋友不能阿谀奉承。 (flatterer 奉承者 ) If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me. 上当一回头，再多就可耻。 If you make yourself an ass, don't complain if people ride you. 人善被人欺，马善被人骑。 If your ears glow, someone is talking of you. 耳朵发烧，有人念叨。 If you run after two hares, you will catch neither. 脚踏两条船，必定落空。 If you sell the cow, you sell her milk too. 杀鸡取卵。 If you venture nothing, you will have nothing. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子。 If you want knowledge, you must toil for it. 要想求知，就得吃苦。 Industry is the parent of success. 勤奋是成功之母。 It is better to die when life is a disgrace. 宁为玉碎，不为瓦全。 It is easier to get money than to keep it. 挣钱容易攒钱难。 It is easy to be wise after the event. 事后诸葛亮好当。 It is easy to open a shop but hard to keep it always open. 创业容易守业难。 It is hard to please all. 众口难调。 (又作 : Tastes differ.) It is never too old to learn. 活到老，学到老。 It is no use crying over spilt milk. 覆水难收。 It is the first step that costs troublesome. 万事开头难。 It is the unforeseen that always happens. 天有不测风云，人有旦夕祸福。 It is too late to grieve when the chance is past. 坐失良机，后悔已迟。 (grieve 悲痛 ,伤心 ,忧伤 ) It never rains but it pours. 不鸣则已，一鸣惊人。 It takes three generations to make a gentleman. 十年树木，百年树人。 Jack of all trades and master of none. 门门精通，样样稀松。 Judge not from appearances. 人不可貌相，海不可斗量。 Justice has long arms. 天网恢恢，疏而不漏。 Keep good men company and you shall be of the number. 近朱者赤，近墨者黑。 Kill two birds with one stone. 一箭双雕。 Kings go mad, and the people suffer for it. 君王发狂，百姓遭殃。 Kings have long arms. 普天之下，莫非王土。 Knowledge is power. 知识就是力量。 Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud. 博学使人谦逊，无知使人骄傲。 Learn and live. 活着，为了学习。 Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse. 好人越学越好，坏人越学越坏。 Learn not and know not. 不学无术。 Learn to walk before you run. 先学走，再学跑。 Let bygones be bygones. 过去的就让它过去吧。 Let sleeping dogs lie. 别惹麻烦。 Let the cat out of the bag. 泄漏天机。 Lies can never changes fact. 谎言终究是谎言。 Lies have short legs. 谎言站不长。 Life is but a span. 人生苦短。 Life is half spent before we know what it is. 人过半生，方知天命。 Life is not all roses. 人生并不是康庄大道。 Life is not always a bed of roses. 生活未必都是称心如意的。 Life without a friend is death. 没有朋友，虽生犹死。 Like a rat in a hole. 瓮中之鳖。 Like author, like book. 文如其人。 Like father, like son. 有其父必有其子。 Like for like. 一报还一报。 Like knows like. 惺惺相惜。 Like mother, like daughter. 有其母必有其女。 Like teacher, like pupil. 什么样的老师教什么样的学生。 Like tree, like fruit. 羊毛出在羊身上。 Little things amuse little minds. 小人无大志。 Look before you leap. 摸清情况再行动。 Lookers-on see more than players. 当局者迷，旁观者清。 Losers are always in the wrong. 胜者为王，败者为寇。 Lost time is never found again. 岁月既往，一去不回。 Love at first sight. 一见钟情。 Love cannot be compelled. 爱情不能强求。 Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的。 Love is full of trouble. 爱情充满烦恼。 Love is never without jealousy. 没有妒忌就没有爱情。 Love me, love my dog. 爱屋及乌。 Make hay while the sun shines. 良机勿失。 Make your enemy your friend. 化敌为友。 Man is the soul of the universe. 人是万物之灵。 Man proposes, God disposes. 谋事在人，成事在天。 Many hands make light work. 众人拾柴火焰高。 Many heads are better than one. 三个臭皮匠，赛过诸葛亮。 Many things grow in the garden that were never sown there. 有心栽花花不发，无心插柳柳成荫。 Measure for measure. 针锋相对。 Misfortunes never come alone. 祸不单行。 Misfortune tests the sincerity of friends. 患难见真情。 Money isn't everything. 钱不是万能的。 Murder will out. 纸包不住火。 (又作： Truth will come to light sooner or later. ) My son is my son till he has got him a wife, but my daughter is my daughter all the days of her life. 儿子婚前是儿子，女儿终生是女儿。 Nature is the true law. 天行有常，不为尧存，不为桀亡。 Necessity is the mother of invention. 需要是发明的动力。 Never fish in troubled water. 不要混水摸鱼。 (Fish in troubled waters. 浑水摸鱼 ,趁火打劫 ) Never judge from appearances. 不可以貌取人。 Never say die. 永不言败。 Never too old to learn, never too late to turn. 亡羊补牢，为时未晚。 New wine in old bottles. 旧瓶装新酒。 No cross, no crown. 不经历风雨，怎么见彩虹。 No garden without its weeds. 没有不长草的园子。 No living man all things can. 世上没有万事通。 No man can do two things at once. 一心不可二用。 No man is born wise or learned. 没有生而知之者。 No man is content. 人心不足蛇吞象。 No man is wise at all times. 聪明一世，糊涂一时。 None are so blind as those who won't see. 视而不见。 None are so deaf as those who won't hear. 充耳不闻。 (turn a blind eye to 视而不见 ; turn a deaf ear to 置若罔闻 ) No news is good news. 没有消息就是好消息。 No one can call back yesterday. 昨日不会重现。 No pains, no gains. 没有付出就没有收获。 No pleasure without pain. 没有苦就没有乐。 No rose without a thorn. 没有不带刺的玫瑰。 No sweet without sweat. 先苦后甜。 No smoke without fire. 无风不起浪。 Nothing brave, nothing have. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子。 Nothing dries sooner than a tear. 眼泪干得最快。 Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it. 世上无难事，只怕有心人。 Nothing is difficult to the man who will try. 世上无难事，只要肯登攀。 Nothing seek, nothing find. 没有追求就没有收获。 Nothing is so necessary for travelers as languages. 外出旅行，语言最要紧。 Nothing is to be got without pains but poverty. 世上唯有贫穷可以不劳而获。 Not to advance is to go back. 不进则退。 Not to know what happened before one was born is always to be a child. 不懂世故，幼稚可笑。 No way is impossible to courage. 勇者无惧。 Obedience is the first duty of a soldier. 军人以服从命令为天职。 Observation is the best teacher. 观察是最好的老师。 Offense is the best defense. 进攻是最好的防御。 Old friends and old wines are best. 陈酒味醇，老友情深。 Old sin makes new shame. 一失足成千古恨。 Once a man and twice a child. 一次老，两次小。 Once a thief, always a thief. 偷盗一次，做贼一世。 Once bitten, twice shy. 一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。 One boy is a boy, two boys half a boy, three boys no boy. 一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝。 One cannot put back the clock. 时钟不能倒转。 One eyewitness is better than ten hearsays. 百闻不如一见。 (eyewitness 目击者 ,见证人 ; hearsay 谣言 ,传闻 ,道听途说 ) One false move may lose the game. 一着不慎，满盘皆输。 One good turn deserves another. 行善积德。 One hour today is worth two tomorrow. 争分夺秒效率高。 One man's fault is other man's lesson. 前车之鉴。 One never loses anything by politeness. 讲礼貌不吃亏。 One swallow does not make a summer. 一燕不成夏。 One's words reflect one's thinking. 言为心声。 Out of debt, out of danger. 无债一身轻。 Out of office, out of danger. 无官一身轻。 Out of sight, out of mind. 眼不见，心为静。 Patience is the best remedy. 忍耐是良药。 Penny wise, pound foolish. 贪小便宜吃大亏。 Plain dealing is praised more than practiced. 正大光明者，说到的多，做到的少。 Please the eye and plague the heart. 贪图一时快活，必然留下隐祸。 (plague 折磨 ,使苦恼 ,使得灾祸 ) Pleasure comes through toil. 苦尽甘来。 Pour water into a sieve. 竹篮子打水一场空。 (sieve 筛 ,滤网 ,不会保密的人 ) Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧。 Praise is not pudding. 恭维话不能当饭吃。 Praise makes good men better, and bad men worse. 好人越夸越好，坏人越夸越糟。 Prefer loss to unjust gain. 宁可吃亏，不贪便宜。 Prevention is better than cure. 预防胜于治疗。 Pride goes before, and shame comes after. 骄傲使人落后。 Promise is debt. 一诺千金。 Proverbs are the daughters of daily experience. 谚语是日常 经验 班主任工作经验交流宣传工作经验交流材料优秀班主任经验交流小学课改经验典型材料房地产总经理管理经验 的结晶。 Pull the chestnut out of fire. 火中取栗。 Put the cart before the horse. 本末倒置。 Put your shoulder to the wheel. 鼎力相助。 Reading enriches the mind. 开卷有益。 Reading is to the mind while exercise to the body. 读书健脑，运动强身。 Respect yourself, or no one else will respect you. 要人尊敬，必须自重。 Rome is not built in a day. 冰冻三尺，非一日之寒。 Saying is one thing and doing another. 言行不一。 Seeing is believing. 眼见为实。 Seek the truth from facts. 实事求是。 Send a wise man on an errand, and say nothing to him. 智者当差，不用交代。 (errand 跑腿：为完成某一项特殊任务，通常是为他人而走的一段路 ; / 差事：这种短途旅行的 目的或意图 ) Set a thief to catch a thief. 以贼捉贼。 Short accounts make long friends. 好朋友勤算账。 Something is better than nothing. 聊胜于无。 Soon learn, soon forgotten. 学得快，忘得快。 Soon ripe, soon rotten. 熟得快，烂得快。 Speech is silver, silence is gold. 能言是银，沉默是金。 Still water run deep. 静水常深。 Strike the iron while it is hot. 趁热打铁。 Success belongs to the persevering. 坚持就是胜利。 (persevering 坚忍的 , 不屈不挠的 ) Waste or Save Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I? 浪费还是节约 父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？ 杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？ Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为什么喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。 病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！ Can we have our teacher back Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?" 能让我们的老师回去吗？ 有一次， 一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。 一间教室非常吵闹， 因此督学抓住其中 一个正在站着说话的人， 把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。 五分钟以后，一个小男孩 从第一间教室走进来，问道， “您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？ ” Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。 母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？ 牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。 The Absent-minded Professor Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 心不在焉的教授 心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？ 心不在焉的教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢。 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 重大事件 老师： 1809 年发生了什么重大事件？ 小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。 老师：正确。那么 1812 年发生了什么重要事件呢？ 小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯过他的三周岁生日。 Two Attorneys Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. 两个律师 两个律师走进一个餐厅， 要了两杯饮料， 从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。 餐厅老板走过来警 告说， “你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。 ” 两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。 Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I ’ m going to have one of those someday, his dad ’ s response always was Not as long as I ’ m alive. One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I ’ m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies. 激动的话 我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫， 并激动地说：瞧这辆！瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着，你 就别想有这玩艺儿。 一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话， 有一辆摩托车开了过去。 他兴奋的指着摩托车叫 道瞧这辆！瞧这辆！等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。 对不起，本店不找零钱 A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here." 中文翻译 我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐，那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过 20 美元的大钞（请自备 零钱）。 我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说： “上帝保佑，如果我身上有超过 20 美元的话， 我一定不会在这儿吃饭！ ” 对不起，本店不找零钱 A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here." 中文翻译 我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐，那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过 20 美元的大钞（请自备 零钱）。 我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说： “上帝保佑，如果我身上有超过 20 美元的话， 我一定不会在这儿吃饭！ ” 同学们： 今天，我们聚集在这里，就是预备在今年如火的夏季，打一场漂亮的胜仗；就是预备在今年最金 黄的秋天，收获我们最大的梦想。 这是我们距那场战役还有 50 天的时候的希望，我想也应是我们全体师生的誓言。三年来，我们摸 爬滚打，与困难斗争，与时间赛跑。在无数次的锤炼中，我们的同学，凭着自己的毅力和实力，在通往高 考的路上，慢慢地走出了雄师的雏形。但，这只是一个雏形，还有 50 天的考验，才能让我们变成真正的雄 师。我相信， 50 天的考验，决不能阻挡我们向目标挺进的步伐。九百多天我们从风雨中走来了，我们踏过 书山坎坷，我们渡过学海茫茫 ，让我们再用 50 天的勤奋来迎接命运的撞击 ，我相信一定会撞出闪亮的火花！ 作为你们的老师，我们有幸陪大家一同走过了你们生命中最亮丽的青春花季。我们愿意记住每一 张灿烂如花的笑脸和那些阳光遍地、书声朗朗的早晨。在 50 天的时间内，我们也许会对你们有更苛刻的要 求，更艰苦的训练，更严厉的批评，或许有时仍然令你们难以接受，但我们相信大家能够理解，因为我们 所做的一切，都是为了让你们能够有所作为，为了让你们在高考的战场上能够出类拔萃。！ 同学们，漫道年年岁岁花相似，须知岁岁年年花不同。我相信，今年花胜去年红，今日拼搏的汗 水，必将化为明日的灿烂之花。我坚信今年六月的硕果会更加飘香，六月的笑脸将更加灿烂。 最后，预祝同学们每次模拟考试都能够取得优异的成绩，预祝今年高考再创新辉煌！ 学生誓词： 我宣誓： 我将唤醒所有潜能， 我要凝聚全部力量；我要用顽强的拼搏打造理想， 我要用无悔的汗水浇灌希 望 ，凭激情实现梦想，靠实力铸就辉煌！梦想已经张开了翅膀，雄心与智慧将在此刻闪光。慢慢征途，我 们已经整装待发；起跑线上，我们磨拳檫掌。我们有昂扬的斗志，前进的脚步，谁也不能阻挡；我们有必 胜的信念，逐鹿高考，我们一定名 题 快递公司问题件快递公司问题件货款处理关于圆的周长面积重点题型关于解方程组的题及答案关于南海问题 金榜！！一直努力，一定成功！一直努力，一定成功！一直努力，一 定成功！ 班主任 高三班主任计划七年级班主任计划初中七年级班主任计划初二班主任计划高一班主任计划 总结 初级经济法重点总结下载党员个人总结TXt高中句型全总结.doc高中句型全总结.doc理论力学知识点总结pdf ： 同学们 一个实际的行动胜过千万誓言，只说不做的人永远只能是思想上的巨人，行动上的侏儒。只有把 誓言付诸行动，雷厉风行的人才有资格受到命运的垂青。 我们不要过前一秒誓言铮铮，后一秒安于沉寂的生活！我希望大家将宣誓的精神与自己溶为一体， 使之成为自己行动的主宰，生命的灵魂，而不是仅限于口头上的弘扬歌颂，思想上的无动于衷。 谁都会偶尔发脾气，郁闷，偶尔懈怠，也会偷偷小懒，这时，坚守信念的人会不由自主地想： “马 上就要高考，我忍一忍算了。 ”这个决定是行动灵魂发出的指令，是那样的平淡自然，没有理由，没有缘故， 一切出自天然，我们就要这样，将奋斗的信念溶于自己每一次呼吸，每一次举手投足。去奋斗，我们不加 思考，去努力，我们不用理由。一切出自本能。一切出自天然。 希望这次宣誓的每一个字词都嵌入我们每一个人的心灵深处，在通向六月的征途上，时时刻刻激励 我们：坚持到底，永不放弃！ 高考冲刺 50 天宣誓誓词 为了人生的理想， 为了父母的期待， 为了老师的嘱托， 50 天我郑重宣誓： 一心应考，决不分心； 竭尽全力，努力拼搏； 自主调节，提高效率； 回顾 反馈，融会贯通； 注重细节，分分必争； 永不放弃，高考必胜！ 50 天，冲锋的号角已吹响，时不我待！ 50 天，决战的序幕已拉开，全力以赴！ 50 天，我自信，我成功！ 50 天，我努力，我能行！ 50 天，我一定会创造奇迹！ 50 天，我能行！ 50 天，我会赢！我一定能赢！